YOU’RE NOT MY GENERAL! (GTA Online)

[@MrCid0502]

Adams calling card would be empty pistachio shells.

[@TheMrSark]

**slow clap**

[@wuftchan8299]

wha?

[@LC_JSE]

Wuft Chan Adam loves eating pistachios.

[@InternetTAB]

isn't that just evidence left at the scene?

[@dammbenderisgreat]

@@InternetTAB well they are shells that have no dna on them

[@TheMrSark]

I totally forgot about the episode of Wrecknology with the cracker-blowing! I added an annotation when Hutch mentions it, a link in the description, and while I'm at it, here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/fJ6aYZpnpdt_b6cm27s

[@Hoodiny1950]

Please do more that was great

[@cameronross2761]

you can be my general sark

[@dustinmartin9]

you are honestly one of the best comedian gamers that exist. you are genuinely a very funny guy

[@aliciam.4640]

Nice video sark

[@Fiddlesticks86]

I also drive and fly with the controller and walk and shoot with the keyboard and mouse =D

[@j.mckerch4320]

Can we just appreciate for a moment how fucking amazing it is that these guys still play games together for our enjoyment? Respawn lives on friends.

[@DoomNeb]

They are the trio from heaven.

[@passiveplayz7415]

its even better when we get all four respawn guys. like in Sark's pubg videos

[@tejbz]

omg I remember the coughing. Jeeeeeez! Sark video on point!!

[@Soarin_Skys]

Sark's calling card would be leaving a letter that always refers to Machinima.

[@PunisherGaming23]

Reminding people that that person is as dead as Machinima

[@Bears4everyone]

Or a letter talking about his nam days.

[@crilent29]

+betatalk357 except for there mom

[@crilent29]

+Crilent *their

[@archpanda7127]

+Betatalk357 I remember this quote but I cant remember where it is from.

[@123Comrade]

How does Sark not have 10 million subs? His editing and humour is second to none... He had the same exposure as Nanners at respawn and now chills with Vanoss and crew. He deserves more :( Also I'm a Vietnamese rice farmer who survived the flamethrower attack on my straw house...

[@Assasensation]

I think his uploads are less frequent which I don't mind but seem to hinder him in gaining as many subs as vanoss ect. However Sark cares more about the quality of the content which I love

[@PackinGaming]

He does a lot of editing which means he can't upload like everyday and youtube promotes channels that upload a lot

[@mrburtbox9446]

If he doesn't upload as much the KZbin algorithm doesn't push his channel as hard as it does with others, his preference to ensure quality over daily uploads is the reason Sark doesn't have more subscribers.

[@TheOdd]

Wow, you're a dedicated fan, Sark burnt down your house in Nam and you still watch his videos, hats off to you.

[@ivain8704]

As others have said, he uploads too infrequently. The youtube algorithm prefers at least 1 10-min video per day for ideal channel promotion.

[@BigJigglyPanda]

lmfao this shit is hilarious

[@pdawg7554]

HELLO

[@gettingmitches1323]

Love your videos

[@PalmBlaster]

Im a big Fan

[@Grid433]

oh hey jiggly

[@jeen1355]

Anthonyy!!!!!

[@MegaBrAnDoN04]

Even when sark was a kid, he was having Nam flashbacks.

[@Clay11_]

huh, didn't think atlas was that old to yell "DADDY!" across the house.

[@Clay11_]

yeah, how old you you think he is now?

[@TheMrSark]

He just turned 2. Crazy eh?

[@Userext47]

Mr Sark you need to start a retirement fund for him

[@Clay11_]

yeah thats CRAZY THAT YOU RESPONDED...

[@Misophor]

And suddenly I realize I have no idea when children are able to start walking or talking.

[@GaminDudeCode]

1:34 Some great parallel parking Sark.

[@TheMrSark]

I know! So lame that they won't give me my license.

[@generalamsel4743]

+Mr Sark what those asshats dont even know how awesome of a driver you are.

[@lorddeathkyram9596]

+Mr Sark get Beck together with Vanoss and the gang

[@alexyu5983]

The respawn inbox flashback. Ahh the memories.

[@Fishbeaverduck]

That urged me to go back and rewatch respawn. Again.

[@dylanstratton4201]

i cried watching those from all of the laughter

[@samuelmargin8569]

OH SHIT THAT JUST TRIGGERED A VIETNAM FLASHBACK

[@WhiteyHD]

i just came to post the same thing haha. Miss those days for sure

[@landonp9829]

this video is my therapy bi-monthly video where it feels like im hanging out with them. adam and sark were my childhood

[@itsStawny]

That last like 2 minutes of the video is some of the best Sark, Nanners, and Hutch moment i've heard

[@yodawgzgaming4416]

Sark's parenting style legitimately amazes me. It's so funny yet down to earth and wholesome

[@12stepsbeyondtheeventhorizon]

God I never get tired of re-watching older Sark videos...hands down one of the best channels on YT.

[@DreamieQueen]

I bet Atlas will say 'You're not my general' too, someday... just wait for it.

[@sarcasticgooner884]

I honestly get the biggest nostalgia trip when these three play together. I don't know why their chemistry is so good, but I don't think I've ever been bored by a video featuring them. Love you Papa Sark.

[@MrRyan215]

Sark had flashbacks from Nam even as a child, "You're not my General!"

[@Radiofreak141]

I still come back to this vid every few months and I still laugh so hard and its been 4 years

[@Radiofreak141]

4 years and afew months later still funny

[@Asaski09]

One of my favourite things about these GTA vids is your ability to head to any place on the map that might normally be boring to hang around and make it hugely entertaining with a little imagination and the banter you guys have. Top-tier stuff as ever, Mr Sark.

[@bearpaw5675]

Imagine coughing into your buddy’s mouth in this day and age

[@raicrush]

Covid Party!!!!

[@khristcobain8977]

I know I'm just one small comment, but on the small off chance that you read this Sark I'd like to let you know that you make me really happy. I would absolutely love if you were to upload more GTA with Nanners and Hutch.

[@TheMrSark]

I read everything. Glad you're enjoying the party.

[@jgrizwald]

Youre awesome for making Khrist's day!

[@theberns3655]

Years later and Sark's videos are still exquisite.

[@akumuryuu]

I've said it in Nanners' version of this, but his calling card would be leaving a bunch of pistacho shells on a crime scene.

[@TheProfProfessor]

He'd leave a hula girl

[@Moondog911]

This is my favourite video of all time. I come here once every year because I know by the end I will be gasping for air. Thank you sark for being such an amazing person, putting so much effort into making quality content with a vibe of honesty and genuineness thats hard to find in this platform.

[@Moondog911]

Came back again this year: Couldn't stop laughing

[@Anom597]

"There's steps here..." *Makes no attempt to stop* The lengths you go to for comedy are what keep me coming back, good sir.

[@eg7591]

Had to rewatch after seeing Sark released his “You’re Not My General” 2.0 Shirts!!

[@itmahanh]

I want to thank you for still doing vids of GTA. I started watching youtube for GTA vids (after my bloody system crashed - thanks for the upload that fried my system Playstation!!!) So many other youtubers have left it saying it's old and there's nothing new to do. But you Mr. Sark prove them wrong! It's not so much the material that the game offers but rather the person that's playing and how you, in particular, find and make new things each vid. Please keep them coming for old-timers like me. Love ya!

[@taustinjacobs]

For the record Sark, Hutch was referring to the vid with Bruce Green in it where if he couldn't complete the Saltine Challenge then you'd get to cut his computer in half. He was failing, you said something snarky as hell to rub it in, and he blew a heinous cloud of saltine dust into your face lol

[@TheMrSark]

I totally forgot about this one. Thanks dude!

[@jappy234]

the coughing bit.... couldn't imagine this in these times right now. seen a hundred times, but cringed for the first time today. still love it.

[@derajtheyuler7101]

I’ve watched this so many times, I still watch it just for the general story...

[@shanekenny2709]

Sark! hearing the soundbite of your son made me smile from ear to ear. I'm so glad things are going your way in life, you really seem happy!

[@LyingPieceOfCake]

I love when they talk about the old days of Respawn, gives me some slight nostalgia.

[@JustOneGuyProductions]

Not even a million views and this video still is a staple in my sense of humor today. Legends in the making

[@katerson]

Easily my favourite Mr. Sark GTA video! Hilarious, especially the fact that it's just three best friends talking!! So natural and funny!

[@zabloing4120]

SARK VID=STOP EVERYTHING YOURE DOING AND WATCH THE VIDEO

[@luwinkre2371]

true. I was going to jerk off but youtube noticed me that sark has new video so I am here right now

[@patricktrimble7954]

LU, why not do both?

[@luwinkre2371]

+Patrick Trimble no need, sark video makes me cum without jerking off

[@benpoulteney10]

Preach.

[@jumperxshotz]

same

[@SlimCogniito]

It really is great to have all 3 of you just shooting the shit on vids, no matter the game or subject. Love these.

[@pwkis]

That coughing bit would never fly today. Classic sark, love it.

[@roadjunky210]

The chemistry between these three is the greatest i have ever seen i love these guys together

[@robertpalmer8080]

Sark: "there's steps here" 0.025 seconds later: *crashes into literal steps*

[@jimmyeatsom3375]

Love coming back and watching the last few minutes of this one. Such a great conversation to listen to as a father of two toddler aged maniacs.

[@pierces19941]

I love that even after all these years, in the end, Hutch, Seananners and Sark still end up playing video games together and make everyone laugh along the way.

[@Doctor_Sirus]

I really like this one. Just three dudes chilling about and telling stories. It was relaxing. I'd love to see more videoes like this.

[@driver1140dg]

I was just binge rewatching the inbox series! not exaggerating when I say truly timeless laughs. :D

[@TheJavierMartinez88]

6:36 What a good times when you could cough in someone else without anyone losing their mind.

[@Victor7Wolf]

Damn, this video goes through so many themes. It had violence, intrigue and diplomacy, but also had friendship, parenting and childhood in one brilliant package. It was honestly Oscar worthy.

[@datc00kiedoe]

I appreciate you so much mr. sark. I just found out my grandpa has stage 4 lung cancer and only weeks to live and your video got my mind off of it. your videos have always been able to cheer me up and help get my head straight. you are an amazing creature sir. keep up the awesome work.

[@SakraIgor0qNomoko]

"You're not my general!" sounds like a good heckle during a reading of "O Captain! My Captain!"

[@nightraven9258]

omg that was so funny, Sark dies as his vehicle blows up while it's tumbling down the hill and when Sark respawns, his flaming vehicle goes sliding down the hill right in front of him XD

[@Kyle_Hubbard]

It's as if we both watched the same video.

[@bomberman1012]

That's nothing. H20 Delirious once blew up inside a helicopter, and when he spawned the wreckage of his helicopter landed on him and killed him again.

[@davidj6599]

It's as if no one here played gta V

[@nightraven9258]

whenever I died in GTAV, nothing like that ever happened to me, that's the main reason why I thought it was funny

[@stu-tang5438]

Can you link that video? I can't find it.

[@jasonstephens6050]

Watching this video in 2020 gives it so many layers. Especially that coughing bit

[@Ghostsoulless]

5:10 "Did he have a cardiac?" Oh Sark

[@124Nightwing]

"I can see you dropping your broccoli on the floor, numbnuts." Oh my God, that made me laugh so hard.

[@booker9816]

After all these years watching this video, I never once considered that Sark was actually talking about the in game steps, and not the steps to nutty calling cards at 3:30

[@gamma00crucis]

Sark-dad stories are hilarious

[@Uploaded1995]

Sark you deserve more subs, your humor and the time you put into editing really pays off.

[@RaawHax]

This is definitely in the top 5 of Sark vids, just for the banter quality

[@abhinavcheedella4296]

Bruh this man is a god. He edits every second, only uploads quality content, and curses WITH monetisation. GOD. TIER.

[@Alfie2609]

I was literally thinking "I would call this peacock" one second before Sark said "The Peacock". We really must be soulmates!

[@lucymc6093]

Sary and Nanners are my two fav youtubers, you guys never fail to make me laugh, love you guys :)

[@joceybear303]

I cant help but watch this video every once in a while

[@camgiess4032]

Sark has the best subtle humor I've ever seen, he just nonchalantly makes jokes and they are hilarious. Plus his calling card for murder would probably be laying a used diaper on the corpse...

[@kapii86]

Sark i havent watched your videos in a year, but now that ive watched this one i think that its more real than anything for me. I can connect alot even as much as you joke. The kid screaming in the background is something im looking forward to as a young man. Its crazy and intimidating but ive been subbed since day 1. And ive seen it all really. Keep up the good work, you deserve more subs for how much of a veteran you are to the site.

[@TheMrSark]

Welcome back to the party, pal.

[@kapii86]

+Mr Sark Thanks! Expect to see more of me

[@SirBladewind]

Hey Sark. Just wanted to say I've had a bad few weeks and your videos always make me feel better. Thanks for doin what you do!

[@blooodybladez]

After watching those flash back parts I was wondering what are Sark's best moment.

[@choomuh]

the way sark assumes the position before hutch coughs on him cracks me up every time

[@hoppityhobbit1568]

Finally this video is up! Now I get the General joke Nanners was making in the verdun vid. Atlas's voice is adorable though

[@Lovely_Bean_]

When I heard Atlas calling out for his daddy, my heart melted in my chest.

[@iDontLikeYourFace100]

I could watch these hours on end and not get bored, the team back together!

[@gabdesjardins8989]

Those three guys are the best trio on KZbin. Period.

[@MiladGolshan]

The only GTA series worth watching on youtube

[@VanDamnator]

I think I know what Hutch was talking about, Hutch was challenged by Bruce to eat a certain amount of crackers or he'd destroy a TV or console. As Hutch was chewing through the crackers, Sark (who was next to him) began to taunt him, which prompted Hutch to turn towards him, crackers in mouth, and spit some cracker dust into Sark's face, shutting him up.

[@Lorenzo_631]

i like they arent really doing skits like vanoss and his crew, they are just chillin and talking abd since they are funny its just great

[@ridwana4037]

"No booger sugar, no way" - Seananners 2016

[@mrjafroman17]

I had to re watch half of that because the first time is was crying with laughter hahaha great video mate you and you guys rock.

[@HelloItsWillyBee]

Dude these GTA videos are always hilarious. I've watched yours and nanners playlists at least 3 times over! Haven't started watching this yet because I don't have cereal (cinnamon crunch) boom

[@InsanityDancing]

This video is so amazing no matter the perspective you watch it from. XD When I saw Nanner's video, I couldn't wait for Sark's version!

[@danielflattum4443]

This is one of the best videos I've seen in a while. Keep up the great work

[@Electrozappe]

Like the last million videos before it, this video made my day. Never stop Sark. Never stop.

[@shawnrobertdoyle5242]

Sark, you always deliver such a consistently good quality of video. I subscribe to a lot of different KZbinrs of varying genres, and even excellent creators I eventually tire of their form. I am always excited to see a Mr Sark video! I've been really enjoying the high frequency of vids lately too, but don't rush them! They're all amazing!

[@GamerDad29]

Lol Sark. As a Dad of three young kids I was dying laughing at how accurate your anecdotes were haha.

[@AK-ie3vf]

I love me some story time with papa sark. Also the vids seem to coming hot and fast these days. Lovin it

[@Marlile]

The stories these guys always tell are so much funnier than random gameplay videos

[@RiusXIV]

what the heck? since when did master sark have 1.1 million subs? last time i was here, he was at 500k

[@RiusXIV]

time flies

[@anguswarrender1752]

+PooFlavoredPoo it's still not enough. We need him to get all the subscribers

[@theexecutioner5244]

The best laughs I've had in a while. Thank you Sark, you've done it again.

[@Sampopankki]

Love that flashback of APL buffing up brown clouds, made my day.

[@PN15NotAvailable]

The coughing skit reminds me that we were never fucking ready for Covid-19, Jesus Christ. But glorious times we have had indeed.

[@JoshuaProtz]

We need more of this stuff. You guys just talking. Its great. Feels like old school days.

[@Serpher1]

Wow, Sark even removed his camera to let us see the rocket hit the helicopter. You da real MVP. No one else would give a crap.

[@tacituskilgore3941]

one of the best uploads thus far

[@hulksmash9903]

Its 2022 and hearing "You're not my general" still makes me laugh.

[@Oranvdk]

Aww Atlas sounds so cute! :D

[@GreenZoneRangers]

i literally cant handle how anyone could dislike sark's/nanner's/hutch's content

[@Bakkedahl]

I dont think 15 minutes have ever passed so fast before. Thank you for this Sark, that was fucking hilarious!

[@R3li]

Every time the crew is in a video the song "Reunited and it feels so good" plays in my head.

[@dylansmith2166]

by far my favorite sark video

[@SaidYouStonez]

These videos are sooo, soooo good! I wish these guys would never stop making videos

[@rockswiththepope]

This has to be one of your best videos i reckon! Laughed so much! xx

[@jessed.l3395]

Mr. Sark, you're the best thing on the youtubes.

[@zelda8022]

I don't even have to watch the whole video before hitting "Like". If it's a Sark video, it's amazing.

[@darragh5758]

Not sure why I'm here but I am and I'm very happy.

[@TheMrSark]

Welcome to the party pal :)