You're NOT The Father - The Office US

Aw he defecated 🥰
From Season 8 Episode 24: FREE FAMILY PORTRAIT STUDIO
Who gets all the clients left behind? Andy takes a break from flambeing cherries and composing rock operas to jumpstart his Dunder Mifflin comeback. When Robert drunkenly shuts down a nearby branch, Jim and Dwight join forces to outsmart a salesman from Scranton's uglier sister city.
From Season 9 Episode 22: A.A.R.M.
With everyone excited for the documentary to air, Jim thinks of an office contest to find the best "Assistant Assistant to the Regional Manager". Angela brings Phillip to work after getting banned from day care, and Andy anxiously waits in line for his audition for "America's Next Acappella Sensation".
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[@josemaria8177]

Angela got really lucky that Dwight didn't just kidnap the baby.

[@theluschmaster]

or have Mose do it

[@ChandanSharma-bd6ec]

‘This IS your baby initiation’

[@johntaylor7029]

Well he didn't initially want Phillip, if Phillip wasn't his.

[@gregorymoore2877]

@@johntaylor7029 He wanted Angela. And he would have raised a hundred children with a hundred of her lovers if it meant he could be with her.

[@DaneOrschlovsky]

The one time he broke with Schrute tradition.

[@batgurrl]

Angela forcing Mose to get out of the car and slapping him around screaming ‘where is he, where did he go’, utterly panicked Angela was some great comic acting

[@Knoah321]

She accidentally slapped him in real. She talked about it.

[@batgurrl]

@@Knoah321 too funny and that sounds legit. Thanks for Sharing 🙏🏼👏

[@EstrellasYCartasDivination]

Omfg. Dwight NEVER ceases to amaze….

[@codyhiginbotham6616]

For those wondering how he’s the father when the result came back negative: (confirmed by the writers) when Dwight took the diaper, it was from Phillip Halpert (Jim & Pam’s son), hence the negative

[@Ehansiin]

Oh, interesting!

[@TheIllusiveMan11]

I assumed Angela just bribed the doctor into lying

[@friday_witch]

I assume that Angela told the SENATOR who has a TON of money and has a major scandal on his hands if word gets out that his child isn't his child, so the SENATOR bribed the doctor.

[@rhdbmw9361]

I thought it was diaper from Jan's baby 😂😂😂😂

[@AnotherSeeker]

without reading a reply, I'll object, saying that if there is only one garbage in that washroom, than, Dwight digging for a diaper would have found both the most recent from Angela's baby and the diaper of Pam's baby. Seeing both, he would have taken both. Seeing only one, it would have been the most recent which should be Angela's. There may be a chance that between Phillips changing and Dwight investigating, that Pam or Jim would have changed Cici, but that would lead to both diapers being visible in a single garbage, and thus I say that Dwight would have taken both. So, I believe that the doctors at the hospital were simply "paid off" to not reveal the true DNA results. I've always thought this since first seeing the episode. Obviously, the results should have been positive indicating Dwight as the father, but no. Right away I remember thinking about it like how the heck? And this is my answer. Politics are a fiasco.

[@ScorpionStrike7]

The way the kid said beet was so cute 😁

[@jntj3007]

LOL! I agree!

[@saeed6825]

And the high five to kev

[@sweaterrpoorlyknit]

I like beets And bears Just kidding terrified of bears😆

[@sunflowerbird8232]

WAS SO CUTE!!

[@AlessandradePaula_anelassard]

A real Schrute!

[@eclipsicalbluestocking1182]

Dwight talks about being a Schrute like it's being an heir to a throne.

[@intermediateopal8059]

To Dwight it is 🤣

[@gregorymoore2877]

Phillip is an heir to a throne. He could be Hay King someday.

[@laceandribbonsviolin]

If society collapses farmers will rule😆

[@ichangedmyusernamebecausei2551]

Well the Schrutes own a really big farm that’s over 1000 acres so I guess it can be seen as an heirloom.

[@sadiec6534]

Only Dwight could start a proposal with “SILENCE WOMAN” and still get a yes 💀

[@gregorymoore2877]

It's true that the thumbnail says "silence, woman" I'm pretty sure what he actually said was "shut up, woman" or least that's what I thought he said.

[@halyketarrant]

Let’s not forget about THIS IS A RING 😂

[@R2debo_]

You know, in some sort of weird, twisted way, Dwight and Angela are just as strong a couple as Jim and Pam are. A hell of a lot weirder and freakier, but emotionally just as strong.

[@theluschmaster]

Ye, I love them. And in some weird way, I feel like their story really tugged at my heart strings when they finally got together 💙✨

[@IronSoulElf]

but Angela broke Dwight's heart on purpose just because she THOUGHT Dwight killed the cat...

[@redacted2275]

​@@IronSoulElfNo, when he confirmed he killed the cat. She found scratch marks inside of the freezer and confronted him. Dwight confessed he put the cat in while still alive as "an act of mercy."

[@redacted2275]

Their relationship is not weird, they are. Their relationship is the strongest and most realistic of the whole series... that had a happy ending.

[@IronSoulElf]

@@redacted2275 oh ye, forgot about that. Cheers

[@genehenson8851]

“This expresses how loudly I love you” - My favorite line in the office

[@gregorymoore2877]

It's also a perfect resolve to Angela wanting to keep their relationship quiet at the beginning.

[@codyhiginbotham6616]

The look of total happiness when Dwight finds out he’s a dad is amazing

[@abeltesfaye_]

They genuinely couldn't have picked a better child-actor to play Phillip, soooo cute & he truly does look like he could belong to Angela & Dwight 😭

[@cjr728]

Dwight throwing up on Angela is something straight outta family guy 😂

[@thaisbenicio837]

"I will raise a hundred children with a hundred of your lovers if it means I can be with you"

[@iubonbona]

Bruh

[@thibaldus3]

SIIIIIIIIMP! 😂

[@brandon.lewis.]

The original script had them talking about how the diaper must have been from someone else in the building, but the writer cut it because it would have confused people who hadn't seen that episode. Weird decision.

[@minddtrixxter4983]

(SPOILER ALERT) for the people who were confused (like me) why the paternity test was negative, but Philip still turns out to be Dwight's son - there were many kids that day at the photoshoot, and he happened to grab the wrong diaper.

[@rainbowchap6973]

Oh I understand. It was Kevins'

[@THOMMGB]

I don't know if you made that up or it was mentioned in one of the episodes, but that actually makes sense.

[@minddtrixxter4983]

@@rainbowchap6973 it had to be

[@minddtrixxter4983]

@@THOMMGB Neither. Researching on google got me the answer lol

[@mjan3906]

​@THOMMGB in other comments people mentioned the writers talking about it, also apparently there's a deleted scene where Jim/Pam mention having to change their kid's diaper

[@kitrawr6992]

Phillip saying beet is the cutest thing

[@ScorpionStrike7]

Schrute or not, any kid would be more interested in a beet than a little piece of paper. Also, Oscar calling Stanley a walrus 😆

[@iarefoodguy3545]

Glad you found the point of the scene

[@lostikebana]

HahH

[@lostikebana]

HahH

[@AlphaCentauri24]

Dude, it is supposed to be a joke & it worked in the script too. Dissect a humor frog much?

[@5050TM]

Kids actually love paper. At least they do in my family 😅 When little, we all took paper and crumpled it like it was some kind of mystical game.

[@gregorymoore2877]

Not only did Phillip look at the Galactica the way Dwight would look at the Galactica and choose a beet over money, but... his nose was too small. Definitely Dwight's child.

[@Jarod-te2bi]

Love that Dwight was still willing to be the child’s father even if he’s not biologically his

[@fae206]

I can really imagine Dwight being a good and supportive dad :)

[@AlphaCentauri24]

6:43 Though her onscreen character is grumpy the real Angela Kinsey has the most gorgeous smile. That smile peeked in through at this timestamp because of the cute baby going in her arms. She wasn't acting! Also, the show Bloopers has got loads of her genuine smile.

[@stephanie3848]

She does have a pretty smile

[@codyhiginbotham6616]

For the record, Phillip Schrute is adorable

[@soggytoast909]

His happy laugh at 10:38 is so unbelievably wholesome

[@user-um4lv7sh7f]

The way the kid said beet was so cute . The sheer panic in Angela the whole time is just .

[@questmagister2220]

The way mose runs lol

[@rayjohnson4353]

The sheer panic in Angela the whole time is just 🤌🏼

[@sprashere]

… and… he eats the same kind of paper I do 😂😂

[@MR.P0DC4ST]

we all knew that phillip was a schrute

[@theluschmaster]

Dwight is never wrong

[@misc0615]

@@theluschmastertbt when dwight correctly deducted that phyllis was the murderer in that game lol

[@theluschmaster]

@@misc0615 right? He had the perfect formula!

[@stealthassasin1day291]

This is Angela's only redemption in this entire show. 99% of the time she is not liked and for good reason. She would of continued being a bitter, friendless, sad woman the rest of her life if it wasn't for Dwight.

[@theimpossiblemary]

Actually... yes and no. While Dwight certainly played a part, the whole Senator affair was what broke the camel's back. She needed to be humbled by life: basically she lost everything - her home, her marriage, her status, her beloved cats... she fell and Dwight made her stand up again. But, at that moment, she only had Philip, her job (working under her ex) and Oscar, who lent her his closet.

[@corykutz2061]

Lets not forget she kept her child from his father (who was desperate to be there for the child) for over a year

[@dashaivashkov7186]

Lots misogyny in this comment section lmao. Y’all miserables love to project so much.

[@Muzza2023]

Always laughed at Dwight but h the fact he said he was staying for the 72 hours and he done so totally changed my view on him as a character… to the point that without having a specific favourite character, Dwight is one of them

[@redacted2275]

If he left, Angela could have done something.

[@sagenebula]

According to the Office Ladies podcast, the reason why Mike Schur (Mose) ducks down like that after Angela slaps him is because she accidentally hit him too hard, and his ears were ringing. I can't remember what episode she mentioned it on (since the podcast episode for that episode hasn't aired yet), but I remember Angela Kinsey talking about it!

[@wickedshadesproductions5254]

0:16 You know it’s funny when you make Stanley laugh

[@THOMMGB]

There is someone for everyone. You might have to search for a long time but Dwight and Angela were made for one another. They're both crazy as loons, but somehow it works for them.

[@theluschmaster]

THIS EXPRESSES HOW LOUDLY I LOVE YOU!! That makes my top 2 list of ways to get proposed to.

[@aungmyoko4716]

Kevin's sulking bcos he's no longer the office's baby XD

[@UXSpecialist]

This literally brings a tear to my eye. I love this so much

[@phantomorchid]

I am suprised the documentary camera team could follow that car chase. Even from inside the car!

[@Music_Maniac_2023]

5:27 “I heard that” 😪 That got me!

[@juliannabixby]

Whoever's running this channel is a blessing for us all

[@grumpus_hominidae]

Absolutely agree! That this show has been off the air for like a decade, and they can STILL come up with content just about daily is amazing to me.

[@Torfindra]

Agreed! Thank you, Office KZbin channel runner(s)!

[@thenewmilescopeland805]

Melted in a foundry run by menonites 😂

[@lilothegoodgirl]

Dwight had a million obstacles over 10 seasons and he still found a way to fukn win. He's Dwight "Just Find and Excuse to Win" Shrute

[@REY98sparta]

Wait… so we are just going to ignore the fact that she kept Dwight from his experience as father for almost a year at this point???

[@victoriatam1173]

and if angela had told him the comments would all be trashing her for being a gold digger. she has dignity

[@saurav9641]

7:21 she swallowed her laugh.. 😂😂

[@giannagucciardo9025]

The last scene literally makes me sob lmfao

[@imonmahbub9515]

2:15 the camera crew just “HAPPENS” to be passing by the road that day….such luck

[@Rayfil3D]

why did you guys skip the quote from jim convincing dwight to marry angela instead 😭😭 it was the turning moment for him!

[@jamesdarrell9379]

That kid is like 1 year old. He's already as big as Angela's whole body...my mind won't let me leave that alone. Just imagine the push that gets a baby like that, out of you

[@georgenkansah659]

This expresses how loudly i love you.... ...its too loud

[@ShaanTiwari-uk7kd]

What a funny yet beautiful moment

[@nemaiemoskalia]

Dwight and Angela are one of my favorite couples from Office. Despite all the breakups, indecisiveness on Angela's part, their cheating with each other, and all that I think they really work together and compliment each other. Season 9 was quite weak but I love Jim and Dwight's relationship there and Angela and Dwight getting together for good. And the finale, omg, I cried so much. The best show❤️

[@DavidPeters1]

Just a friendly reminder that Ryan started the fire

[@thesuperioraffection4502]

Just a friendly reminder to shut up about the fire. SHUT UP ABOUT THE FIRE!

[@thesuperioraffection4502]

298 times and counting.

[@gregorymoore2877]

@@thesuperioraffection4502 What if the fire starts shooting at us? Somebody better say something.

[@geminiaxelrod4592]

I'm not crying, you're crying!!!

[@harishsubramanian1241]

Pam : Office Mattress Angela : Office Mattress Store

[@shelbysimpson1807]

Dwight actually took the other Phillips diaper. That’s why it didn’t come back as his kid

[@louisdellalucca8969]

“You don’t want to wake up the Grumpy Old Walrus do you?” “IIIIIII Heard that.” That was hysterical!

[@dextermorgan9489]

lol the look at the camera in the kitchen

[@Earnie1]

TOP 5 MOMENTS FROM EVERY SEASON

[@haltobreni892]

Dwight and Angela are the best couple of the office, change my mind

[@parryyotter]

They constantly lie to each other and others, manipulate one another, fail to communicate genuinely (or at all), refuse to admit mistakes…yes. Good couple. Healthy.

[@redacted2275]

​@@parryyotterRealistic (for a sitcom) and it survived through thick and thin. Jim and Pam's relationship work because Jim has a weird obsession with her and she drags her relationship with Roy while having an emotional relationship with Jim.

[@redacted2275]

Yeah, certainly. I wish it was Andy and Erin the best one, but it is what it is.

[@starwalkar.]

@@redacted2275so being in love with someone is a “weird obsession”?

[@nemaiemoskalia]

I'm not gonna change your mind, I agree, they're great together✨

[@dishierbongo2757]

1:48 The Office slowly becoming the best Fast & Furious movie

[@Jarod-vg9wq]

9:46 dude is smiling hard.

[@zaidhanandeh7873]

9:42 i would never,noooo waaayyy

[@vivianaespinoza5281]

3:50 ha ha ha I can watch that all day

[@lostikebana]

Same 🍆

[@christianwestling2019]

2:19. Really impressive that the camera crew had a camera out there.

[@amireald3]

The "Silence Woman" in the thumbnail only reminds of one person i.e. RON SWANSON.

[@mark6302]

lol Mose

[@Indygenous]

I miss the office. I wish i could watch it the first time

[@Marina-il8lo]

dwight, phillip and the beet is the SWEETEST

[@juliavitali5024]

Best couple and best family!!

[@khadijahasan54]

'He defecated'😂

[@yangerozk4184]

One of the best love story ngl

[@HellInternAKACandyMD]

During the chase, I wanted it to show a shot of Angela, either cursing up a storm while reassuring herself, and/or with heavy metal, similar to Dwights' preference blaring.

[@KEVMAN7987]

So Philip would have remained not Dwight's child had Schrute Farms been picked up as a spinoff.

[@KylieeeP]

He didn’t even get mad that she lied 😂 bc he knew. That “get out”

[@playerau97]

The cheque probably can be cashed considering how rich dwight is.

[@BlackDiamond2718]

Who saw the jim stare after the diaper

[@herrp8765]

Great ending. I didn't catch this in prime time

[@Marina-il8lo]

Phillip joined the office haha

[@DSN007]

0:16 y would Stanley laugh on such a low key joke🤔

[@halyketarrant]

As much as the ending always brings tears to my eyes, THIS IS A RING will never be not funny as hell 😂😂😂

[@SANTANAMNSTR]

Dwight deserved all the good he got in the end

[@RealSerie26]

You may not be the father but you still have to pay child support in the wonderful US of A. 😢

[@nazshak]

How could the DNA test say he's not a father and later they "changed their mind" and said he actually is the father? 🤨

[@Effervescent1111]

Honestly, I need someone to answer this because I always thought that

[@micahbush5397]

Dwight got the wrong Philip's diaper; the DNA test results were for Jim and Pam's baby.

[@patrickstar3293]

Wrong baby feces. Since peepa and little Michael Scott were there, it could’ve been either one of theirs.

[@parryyotter]

It’s also poop…not first choice for dna testing

[@redacted2275]

​@@parryyotter But it has cells and sometimes blood containing DNA. If the lab can't find these things among all the water and digested food, they would probably say the result was inconclusive.

[@cougargold]

I think it’s great because in one of episode Dwight ridicules Jim for proposing to Pam on the side of the road. Then in a twist of irony Dwight ends up doing the same thing with Angela. Dwight is the younger brother in that relationship. Also, when Angela sent Phillip off with Oscar, she seems genuinely happy and clicks her tongue. I wonder if that was something she did with her own children and it made its way into her performance.

[@isaiahb3924]

yea i’m ngl, man tears came out during the whole last season (a majority of the show if i’m bein honest)

[@Marina-il8lo]

The man saying "i would raise hundreds of children of your lovers if that meant to be with you" is just amazing and heartwarming.

[@mrragge7986]

I think that the reason the dna test came back negative was because he got Cece’s diaper istead

[@moviemaniac8815]

We’re Not just selling paper here folks!

[@jennasweeney7370]

That baby was a paid actor, like how did he stop crying as soon as rainn held him??

[@harshitchoudhary3065]

No fr that was insane I was taken aback when I saw that

[@greanskull7981]

They got a DNA test done that told them the baby wasn't Dwight's.... So wtf is that ending??????

[@KylieeeP]

This is the best fucking love story to exist 😢

[@MartyD]

daddy dwight

[@mattm.2591]

I would never marry someone who lied to me repeatedly about something this important.

[@Torfindra]

Right? How was Dwight not crushed that he lost the first 1-2 years of his son's life?

[@rachelsmith6820]

Oink the pig

[@micahbush5397]

"The senator is the only man I've ever been with." Seriously, Angela? You've been caught on camera with Dwight on multiple occasions, AND you made a contract with him to have a baby at one point. If you're going to lie, at least try to make it believable.

[@redacted2275]

That's the joke. 😒 It's written all over her face.

[@johntaylor7029]

Also Andy, once, and possibly the two guys who fought over her that one time.

[@rorkferal1693]

​@@johntaylor7029I mean, the older ppl get, the less options they have

[@JBM425]

The implication of that was that Angela was simply not aware of how many things the camera crew caught that she didn’t realize, such as when Dwight and her got busy in that shed or dog house during Jim’s party. Remember in Season 9 when it finally dawned on everyone that the cameras were capturing everything in the office… EVERYTHING.

[@lostikebana]

Literaly

[@invhincible2211]

The office is not the same when michael leaves

[@piiweepiggy9775]

I forgot if they ever told us why the dna test came back neg

[@dusttoh8927]

The kid is Andy's

[@csmlouis]

Man: You will, of course, be compensated with a marriage proposal. Woman: How thoughtful. This can only make sense in that office.

[@miazga3]

Wasn't that a good moment.

[@ompawar2642]

Wait Dwight's the father?? What both the DNA test results that came -ve

[@hannamiller9220]

Am I the only person who hated Angela for depriving a loving father and an innocent child from each other for years?