You're safe right now.

[@LilMcMoffett]

Maria: Calm, cool, collected. Zach: Not even talking. Mike: "My inner Drill Sergeant has come out."

[@jonathansteel3324]

Facts

[@Amberion]

NGL I feel that if Mike ever had been a drill sgt, nobody would be able to get anything done because they'd be too busy rolling on the ground laughing.

[@ashwolf2006]

who would win in a fight Park Ranger Zach vs Drill Sgt. Mike.

[@PLANDerLinde99]

No, He's turning into Sergeant Dornan

[@LilMcMoffett]

@@ashwolf2006 well, Park Ranger Zach breaks minds, and Drill Sergeant Mike breaks eardrums.

[@brianthezimmerian2120]

Ah, boot camp therapy. The relaxing tones of two grown men screaming at you because they care.

[@richardgadberry8398]

"YOU LOOK TRAUMATIZED! TAKE A LOOK AT THIS GUN!"

[@theoddlemon408]

I can’t help but feel completely at ease from the sound of Mike’s soft soothing voice

[@neintonine]

this "you're save right now" took mike probably all the air he had in his lungs :D

[@eren34558]

The worst way to treat a victim of PTSD

[@alfiembutitstonymontana9964]

No more do I need to go to the hour long compilation

[@PlebNC]

When the responding police officer has tinitus from a recent explosion.

[@zeekgames2074]

If someone yelled YOU'RE SAFE RIGHT NOW I would not feel safe

[@keatonroy9644]

"YOU'RE SAFE RIGHT NOW" "Sir this is a Wendy's..." *Therapeutic screaming ensues*

[@BloodDrunkBlossom]

This is still one of my favorite moments and cemented me staying around haha

[@Anne-no2xu]

This never ceases to be one of the funniest clips 😁

[@freedom-man]

imagine just going on a walk and hearing in the distance "YOU'RE SAFE RIGHT NOOWWW"

[@BreezeOTM]

I can just imagine Mike shaking and slapping Maria during this whole conversation

[@ragnos2262]

Meet Mike, the therapist in the world.

[@gamekilla6066]

My favorite clip of all time

[@dragonwithamonocle]

Big "For one dollar, name a woman" energy

[@Richardronchi]

Love this clip

[@lexguttman]

Basically typical human interactions in 2022

[@Z12901]

That's still funny as hell.

[@selvbilde253]

Ah yes, intense therapy

[@orelyosif5852]

This is peek comedy

[@demarcusraisor]

Well like he said (0:32)

[@yvany2]

So this is the context

[@justaramblin835]

You should try ASMR because you have such a soothing voice.

[@teoktb3108]

I feel SO safe

[@kelvinferreira3767]

Standard therapy sessions in the american continent as a whole feel just like this.