YOU'RE TOXIC | Phan Crack!Vid #10

[@drugvacation]

Panic! At the Disco more like Phanic! At the Disco

[@farty2903]

Ava The Killjoy Fall! Into the pool

[@you_are_my_aesthetic3214]

Ava The Killjoy 🙂

[@franklinthesnapper8565]

😉😉

[@jenniferh725]

Ava The Killjoy 👍👌

[@dontmindme7366]

Phanic! At the School Of Witchcraft and Septiplier you are me in a nutshell except idk if you like anime or mcr.

[@iloveturtles3627]

Radio: Other Fandoms: Oh No! TAKE COVER!!! The Phandom: BABY CANT YOU SEE...

[@jenniferh725]

Flower Lilly I was watching Beat Shazam where they play songs and ppl have to guess them. The theme was Britney Spears and I jumped up and screamed I GOT THIS. I know Toxic, Criminal, Hit Me Baby One More Time, and more by heart. My parents doubted me but once I heard "Baby ca-" I clapped, turned around, and in a possessed demonic voice screamed "TOXICCC!!!" My family looked at me like I was a crazed murderer and I'm NOT joking. I felt so accomplished. Then I started screeching the entire song and because my brother hates D&P (IKR) he told me to stop and now my throat hurts.

[@lunarants4358]

Phanic! At the School Of Witchcraft and Septiplier i can relate

[@jenniferh725]

the crybaby who was born to die at the phandom *i am so glad because i found it super funny*

[@messcult5922]

truee

[@absoluteunit240]

Flower Lilly that literally happened with me and my grandma in the car earlier

[@trinityjoseph5129]

everyone low key wishes they could dance like Dan and Phil *has realization*😲 omfg that's why Dil and Dab like dancing so much it must be genetic😂

[@Amanda-tx1bw]

Trinity Joseph dil and dab omg

[@cabbagegunk6905]

Trinity Joseph 98 dab-

[@venuscvlls3292]

Phil: Dan I need you Me: I NEed U gUrl

[@nightcoremiracle4109]

stephanie rose same

[@father3147]

Same

[@ellie1894]

E X C U S E M E E E E

[@junep.7779]

Same here!

[@valk1257]

Same

[@emmalynn4472]

D-d-d-d-d drop the base MaTh mAtH math MATH

[@lucisnotalive9669]

Port Sub me trying to do homework

[@Emma-ul3gz]

BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY TURNED INTO A REAL THING OH MY GOD I DIED

[@cabbagegunk6905]

Emma Koury hhhhh

[@ellietolley9007]

i appreciate the mark theme

[@caseyjoe2532]

Ellie Tolley same. It was my favorite KZbinrs with my fave band. This vid was wonderful 👍🏻👍🏻

[@ellietolley9007]

holy shit the likes-

[@kadiemartin8879]

Ellie Tolley SAME

[@sinkdishes]

Night Owl YESS

[@sabrinaqueen17]

Mark, Jack, Dan, Phil... Yep, I did good at clicking the bell.

[@julszl]

Lizard Queen agreed

[@trinisbeautiful1480]

don't forget the p!atd ;)))

[@sethfreakingrawlins8301]

Yes.

[@onetwo9500]

Septiplier is dead tho😭😭😭😭

[@cutecutexox]

Yes

[@farty2903]

The intro desserves a fucking applause *claps*

[@Usuariodesconocido-ef3ni]

bxbywillow desserves an oscar 😂

[@carolinearellano9707]

bxbywillow 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@sammanthastarkey3600]

a round of applause 👏 👏 👏 👏

[@sarazagorski483]

bxbywillow 👏👏👏👏👏

[@dem803]

👏 👏 👏 👏👏👏

[@kendradelgado6626]

Ok, does anyone else have that moment when you REALLY want to see the Valentines Day video, but you want to respect them because you love them and don't want to invade their privacy... BUT YOU REALLY WANT TO SEE THE VALENTINES DAY VIDEO?!!??

[@harland.2616]

YES YES SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS (You can find the transcript on wattpad and the first few seconds on KZbin

[@cerysdunbar9967]

yeah but i really also just dont want to know for their privacy so i really try not to

[@hobihobi409]

Fr0nk IYEEro I've already watched it ;-;

[@kmations4049]

I know right i saw the arwf and then kinda died and turned off my computer EDIT: i read the one on wattpad and cried its really cute but now im guilty

[@lovingdragons]

Wait, what Valentine video?

[@livhiyori5090]

lol the amount of p!atd is awesome! your videos are phantastic! (not sorry);P

[@scbbie]

Liv Hiyori oh my goodness *facepalm*

[@livhiyori5090]

Rockstar Bubbles You know you love it ;)

[@scbbie]

K_slice_blitches is trash *phacepalm*

[@livhiyori5090]

you guys get it! phist bump pham!

[@jenniferh725]

Liv Hiyori You want to do it more. ;}}

[@val8869]

Whenever someone plays this is gospel, I don't know if it's the normal one or piano, and it actually matters cause with the piano it sounds way sadder and the normal one just sounds angry and I need to prepare a facial expression! I'll just have this look of pure rage on my face while the piano is just playing nicely and then I'll feel weird, conflicted, and trolled

[@KrysSparrow]

Wow. Hard times.

[@GlitchedNeko]

twas the piano version

[@dragnixstar]

I've realized that KickThePj is everywhere

[@lvmzjxn7911]

I have nothing to do this summer so this is what I'm doing the whole summer EDIT: I didn't think many people would relate

[@elliesennhenn9193]

Dark Girl sounds like the best summer to me

[@lvmzjxn7911]

ITS GREAT, I HAVE BINGE WATCHED ALL YOUR AND D&P VIDS!!

[@you_are_my_aesthetic3214]

Dark Girl same, its wonderfull

[@eunoia785]

ha ha same... summer's the best

[@joycelyn200]

Dark Girl same

[@coronavirus3952]

Dan falling off chairs brings me so much joy.

[@spooked2758]

Phils eyelash is not on fire ! me too.

[@panicatthefalloutromance8157]

Danisnotonchairs

[@jessyxmidnight5055]

4:30 was I the only one who thought of MATH MATH MATH MATH MATH MATH

[@scbbie]

tabitha casper no😁😁

[@tnecb1730]

That's what played in my head instead of anything else 😂

[@cloudflame6662]

I opened this video faster than Dan figured out what to do with philspants.zip

[@vampedtone]

😂

[@you_are_my_aesthetic3214]

Cloudflame omg you're faster than the speed of light.

[@jenna8109]

OMG

[@NICK-qn7mh]

Cloudflame wow, your faster then the speed or sound!

[@daninagalaxyvoid8987]

HOLY SHIT

[@ciarahardie3169]

I'm still waiting for 2022...

[@mclaggenchris1751]

Ciara Hardie everyone does.

[@emmaennis4196]

Yep that's my life littarly on new year I say "yay one least year until 2022 and my parents look at me like "wot the hell"

[@lucyisadino8102]

Me to

[@harland.2616]

I'm like Castiel. "I'll just.... wait here...then." *owl noise in the distance*

[@blank7146]

Ciara Hardie Yeep

[@moonflame1170]

DAN IS DRESSED AS THE ELEVENTH DOCTOR THANK YOU UNIVERSE

[@jordanatomio6095]

So, I was having a pretty bad day and you just put a smile in my face, thank you very much ♡

[@lexil7693]

hahahha I just read the saddest phanfic EVER ( it's called "the broken")and I'm crafting and this is what I needed

[@jenniferh725]

Lexi Lawson I have a funny story if you still need a smile. :)

[@min.m0d3]

Lexi Lawson whats the name of the fic?

[@zeynepbas5938]

Lexi Lawson what was its name

[@lexil7693]

it's called "the broken - phan"

[@philisamazinganddanjustfel1682]

Lexi Lawson that story killed me

[@scbbie]

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR A LONG TIME! SO IMPATIENT, I AM.

[@nataliah6817]

HOLY FUCK IM ALSO BRAZILIAN SO WHEN I SAW IT THE FIRST TIME I WAS LIKE "tf??"

[@madalenaferreira3018]

Im portuguese and it took me a while to understand

[@tpinklavender8393]

kjellester bicho dan ta falando portugues ou tailandes pq ta dificil

[@emyisnotcreative]

ele fala letra da música da Valesca "aí negão, tô com o cu pegando fogo"

[@spookyjim8770]

I wish I knew what you were all saying. *sigh*

[@sarahvic3022]

I AM BRAZILIAN TOO. it took me a while to understand " e aí negão, to com o cu pegando fogo" poor Dan

[@verch4n]

that first Septiplier one caught me~ THE P!ATD EDITS THO

[@cheezwhiz7271]

Anna Julia Vieira Zanella yep

[@gracethefoxx]

Stop it with the Septiplier, NOW.

[@eva-kp6jh]

Was 1:15 P!ATD??

[@jessica-ls3tc]

The “drop the base” one should’ve gone like this: DROO THE BASE: MATHMATHMATHMATH MATH MATH MATH

[@noodledoodle6032]

JESSICA

[@thyphan2110]

so many markimooss XD And "My Ass is on fire" Danyul Howeel 2K17 XD

[@phandomlife1821]

Why did you spell his name like that.

[@catbowman642]

me bitch why not?

[@daniellereynolds7471]

the beginning has me WHEEZING 😂😂💀

[@Laurita-cl3ou]

God I love the phandom

[@gigicarnegie8707]

the funny thing is that i actually got grounded and my phone confiscated because i was caught reading phan smut

[@whatisnormal1714]

Gigi Carnegie omg... my mom doesn’t like me reading Fanfics she would never let me have my phone back if she caught me

[@cecigonzalez5260]

I thought I was the only one!

[@kyleemae281]

4:53 totally didn't start crying

[@ehwaltemath1705]

Yeah me neither.....

[@bethchan3649]

speaking of Britney spears when I went on a school trip for 3 nights it's was about 9:30 idk and I was singing hit me baby one more time and toxic at the top of my lungs and then I shouted 'ur welcome'

[@julszl]

When you brought back the 2015 septiplier proposal...i cried. :(

[@ryand2140]

I cant stop watching Sean and Mark dance XD

[@onetwo9500]

Ryan [Unavalible] that is called septiplier and it has sunked like a year ago... 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@clariquia]

0:13 seconds in and I already love it

[@rabia5096]

SEPTIPLIER AND PHAN OH MY GOD KILL ME PLEASE

[@fishbears]

I'm so happy I subscribed to this channel *cries while titanic recorder plays in background*

[@ladymorgana8760]

Lmao best intro ever

[@emiliepond2395]

only 10 seconds in and im already glad im here

[@alexisgonzales5584]

Random thought but.... Do you think Brendon knows about Dan and Phil??

[@oopsie._.6601]

Amazing Phaniel duh

[@labibaaahmed4234]

Well I hope cuz he never acknowledges them so

[@IExistIThink]

Is that even a question

[@LC-hb5ky]

I feel violated in every possible way... this shit is toxic.

[@supergirlgamer0314]

Elsie Ulma Phandom: BABY CANT YOU SEE

[@chrissyfranks1273]

baBY CAN’T YOU SEE

[@salamander7217]

mmmmmBBABY cAN't YoU sEe

[@slumdogtokyo]

BABY CAN'T YOU SEE

[@guso.2587]

bABY CAN'T YOU SEE

[@TheFantasticIndia]

This is amazing! what do you use to record your screen??

[@LonelyWriter]

Camtasia Studio to record the screen and Sony Vegas Pro 14 to edit the video

[@TheFantasticIndia]

Awesome thanks so much!! your so talented at these!

[@hobihobi409]

TheFantasticIndia Phil

[@jessyxmidnight5055]

I was not ready for that intro whaahhahaha

[@BlueDragon-vm1bt]

Your profile picture is no longer Pastel Daniel. I do not understand. I feel betrayed. Who is this man.

[@LonelyWriter]

hahaha is Alec, my fav character of Mortal Instruments

[@BlueDragon-vm1bt]

I don't know what Mortal Instruments is but if you think it's better than Phan somehow then I'm kind of curious about it. I'll have to investigate it.

[@Mia-zh5jf]

Blue Dragon I

[@harland.2616]

DUN DUN DUN! *ill go home*

[@betsyx9486]

4:53 🖤🖤

[@Marie199615]

Septiplier and phan in one video is too much to my heart 😫💜💜💜

[@rubymaed4815]

I love that Toxic just *is* the Dan and Phil song

[@jayisobsessed9443]

Phan's toxic, your slipping under the phandom's doorstep. *Welcome to the Phamily.*

[@fromunderthecorkdre]

Everything in this video is perfect.Markiplier twerking,Spongebob meme,Twenty Øne Piløts Ride ugh I love your crack videos! You should make more!! New subscriber

[@gerelmaaaltangerel1424]

i subscribed because of your intro

[@itsmolly3014]

I really wanna know what the song from 6:31 is

[@abby-wm1db]

The intro was the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Left me in tears 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 (😂)

[@shannonmoney7707]

I got here as FAST AS I COULD!

[@father3147]

YoUR NAME

[@heyoooitisi2999]

ARMYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

[@sarah_7777]

Ahhh thank you so much for these edits. I am fangirling so much right now

[@jessica-ls3tc]

THE SPONGEBOB ONE 😂 😂 😂

[@nxverm1nd494]

I'm graduating uni in 2022, I'm truly blessed

[@untitled3666]

2023

[@xae6378]

WOOOOHHOOOOOOO HI MOM IM HERE

[@LonelyWriter]

hi

[@lalaluvbot]

4:18 I actually cried that's one of my favorite songs 😭😭😭

[@mkaylacc8625]

Jump scare at 0:31 😂

[@scbbie]

SlowlyFallin g thanks for that

[@pachioni7943]

This is just gold. Septiplier is there, Brendon was singing, my Emo side is smiling.

[@rumaaji]

A crack mixed with all my fa youtubers

[@disappointed2764]

Mark is all of us, collectively, as a group all of us fused together to make markiplier

[@thedemagorgon7361]

Oh my god that is probably my favorite Jack outtro ever. I also love the amount of Jack and Mark clips that are used

[@hadaraperez808]

You Literally like all the youtubers I like oml meeeee

[@thelizarddictator8746]

5:17 **rolls off couch and just lays there for another hour thinking about all the ways humanity has failed** AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHA

[@PurplePoison_88]

I'M SCREAMING, THIS IS SO GOOD!!! P.S: What's the song at 2:43 ?

[@jaybirdtoddler]

i always find myself smiling at my screen like an idiot during these videos because its the perfect combination of dnp, shane dawson, and my favorite bands (and crack)

[@bellapearce6688]

*Markiplier in this video was just* 👌

[@mellkeplinger]

I know I’m late to these videos but I go from tearing up to laughing uncontrollably in like .5 seconds 500 times during your videos I love them. Thank you 😂❤️

[@amazingadrien]

AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIEIIIIIIIIII HOLY SHIT WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE DOING THIS TO ME GOD DAMN IT

[@uwu-od7qu]

Mark,Jack,Dan,Phil,P!ATD,and TØP?!?! Your channel is too amazing,subbed

[@nothanks9011]

I just wanted to let you know that while watching this I had a complete mental breakdown and realized that I devote at least 75% of my life to hoping these two males on the internet will kiss each other publicly. *This is my life and how I intend to lead it.*

[@riles993]

I LOVE YOU YOU ARE AMAZING HOW DID I GET BLESSED WITH THESE FUNNY PHAN CRACKS!!!!!

[@zenosgalvus1183]

I was searching for tøp funny and cute moments and then i heard Dally and Beebo's voice and i was like "FUCK.. IM SORRY I WILL NEVER DO IT AGAIN IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY.. PLEASE DONT HURT ME BEEBO PLEASE DONT.. IM SORRY FOR TURNING AWAY IM SORRY.. ILL WATCH TØP LATER IM SOOOO SORRY.."

[@hailzmichelle123]

THE FACT THAT YOU USE PANIC! MAKES ME 16 TIMES MORE WILLING TO ALLOW MYSELF TO WATCH THESE VIDEOS THANK YOU BLESS YOUR SOUL

[@ynig8553]

My cheeks hurt from laughing and smiling 😂😂😂

[@laceylorae4196]

Just paused the video to say that I appreciate you putting "Turn Off The Lights" by Panic! In there. I'm surprised how many people don't know that song. Bless you:)

[@luvheart5258]

The amount of p!atd and markiplier is too amazing

[@scbbie]

Brendun Urine URINE REALLY?

[@scbbie]

Brendun Urine 😁😂🍆💦

[@MxndieMoo]

This just makes me happy

[@rosericorico4980]

So you used a septiplier video for a phan video and a p!ATD song for a phan video.... And cue the fangirls screams!

[@toemad12]

I'm a what?

[@carolinevlach3013]

I was in the car on the way to a movie and all I could think is that I really wanted to binge watch your crack vids and I came home to a new one I'm blessed

[@liv3371]

AI NEGÃO

[@liv3371]

AAAAAAAAA EU AMO SEUS VÍDEOS

[@LonelyWriter]

Valeu

[@avocadothegreat8865]

I love these videos so much! Keep making content because it's amazing and I'm surprised you're not already famous!! 😁❤️

[@1207-y2n]

yass my daily drug came in

[@loops6199]

OMFG WITH BEEBO'S VOCALS YESSSSSSHHHHHHH AND THAT "DAN I NEED YOU" HAD ME SO HAPPY

[@sofiasantana2567]

socorro!! não sabia que você era brasileira kkkk

[@majentabrown9893]

I live for your intros ,they are so amazing like I’m shook and your videos I’m crying with laughter 😂

[@ЛюбовьЗавертяева-о3р]

guys whats the original video from 4:50?

[@carbisthecockatiel4595]

bambilube truth or dare ( either 4 or 5 I think)

[@ЛюбовьЗавертяева-о3р]

thanks!:)

[@justme-dg8uf]

Hey, just wanted to say that your Videos always make me smile, so thank you.

[@glittaers6856]

my sister no shit walked in the part of phan smut, this has been the closest i've been to death

[@glittaers6856]

forget it, 3:11 killed me

[@vivamiranda1164]

IM BRAZILIAN YASSSSSS

[@enbyalec3528]

I’m in quarantine and I am new to the phandom and idc if there togher yes dan said they were more than friends and soulmates but asking as their happy I’m happy

[@ivy9692]

Could someone please tell me what is the name of the song at 5:04??

[@LonelyWriter]

Popcorn Love Panic! At The Disco - This is Gospel (Piano Version)

[@laurenmcleod]

i genuinely laugh at all of your video's, i love them so much

[@jojoo301]

você é do Brasil eu tô gritando

[@gracieelizabeth7343]

The Intro made me cry literally

[@thedapperpotato427]

This made me laugh so hard omfff Notice me senpai

[@LonelyWriter]

The Dapper Potato hi :)

[@thedapperpotato427]

*bad saxophone screech*

[@marinemmmj]

Oh my god the editing I'm crying 😂 This is ART

[@trinisbeautiful1480]

1:19 MEEEEEEE OML

[@scbbie]

trin is trash saaammeess

[@kayat.9775]

I feel blessed to have witnessed this

[@PrincessThePhanGirl]

IM FIRST HI HELLO SAM HI PIN ME DADDY HI

[@LonelyWriter]

hi princess ;)

[@PrincessThePhanGirl]

LonelyWriter AHHHHHH HI YOU STILL REMEMBER ME (ITS IN MY USERNAME BUT SHHHHHHHH)

[@LonelyWriter]

Obviously i remember you, i'm ur subscriber hahahaha

[@BlueDragon-vm1bt]

Princess Writer has returned.

[@PrincessThePhanGirl]

LonelyWriter

[@livcttn]

that spongebob thing is awesome at 2:43