You Should All Be Ashamed Of Yourselves | Chapo Trap House

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CLIP from Episode 818 - Dr. Brain & the Women feat. Alex Nichols (3/25/24)
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The media is mad at you for your Kate Middleton speculation.
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[@GaigeGrosskreutzGunClub]

The function of journalism is to inform the people of how naughty they're being. Democracy dies in timeout.

[@theroyalcrane]

Democracy dies in timeout is comedy gold

[@franklinshepardinc]

youve been a goody-good boi who deserves a treaty-treat

[@freakyzed8467]

​@@jfeuwhgsf8326bydfhany real, compelling evidence Biden stole the election? I am honestly curious and hoping you have more than just 'do your own research!'

[@RoyalFusilier]

I'm hoping that guy meant 2000, even if I know he probably didn't. Remember that, folks? When it really was just flat-up stolen by Republicans and the Dems it was stolen *from* all shrugged and said 'well I guess we have to let Middle Eastern genocide ensue completely without resistance.' Of course, I say 'let' like they aren't every bit the same monsters, which is the real reason we have 'peaceful transfer of power' in this alleged country. Because it doesn't 'transfer' except in the way blood circulates through your own body.

[@iwantsomecookies08]

nyt writes articles to its own editorial board about its own editorial board, yet somehow berating the public who dont read the nyt anymore

[@TihetrisWeathersby]

Gonna love the Royal loving media, It's not medieval times anymore

[@cumfartchuglord]

I am unwritten Can't read my mind I'm undefined I'm just beginning The pen's in my hand Ending unplanned Staring at the blank page before you Open up the dirty window Let the sun illuminate the words that you could not find Reaching for something in the distance So close you can almost taste it Release your inhibitions Feel the rain on your skin No one else can feel it for you Only you can let it in No one else, no one else Can speak the words on your lips Drench yourself in words unspoken Live your life with arms wide open Today is where your book begins The rest is still unwritten Oh, oh, oh I break tradition Sometimes my tries are outside the lines We've been conditioned to not make mistakes But I can't live that way Staring at the blank page before you Open up the dirty window Let the sun illuminate the words that you could not find Reaching for something in the distance So close you can almost taste it Release your inhibitions Feel the rain on your skin No one else can feel it for you Only you can let it in No one else, no one else Can speak the words on your lips Drench yourself in words unspoken Live your life with arms wide open Today is where your book begins Feel the rain on your skin No one else can feel it for you Only you can let it in No one else, no one else Can speak the words on your lips Drench yourself in words unspoken Live your life with arms wide open Today is where your book begins The rest is still unwritten Staring at the blank page before you Open up the dirty window Let the sun illuminate the words that you could not find Reaching for something in the distance So close you can almost taste it Release your inhibitions Feel the rain on your skin No one else can feel it for you Only you can let it in No one else, no one else Can speak the words on your lips Drench yourself in words unspoken Live your life with arms wide open Today is where your book begins Feel the rain on your skin No one else can feel it for you Only you can let it in No one else, no one else Can speak the words on your lips Drench yourself in words unspoken Live your life with arms wide open Today is where your book begins The rest is still unwritten The rest is still unwritten The rest is still unwritten Oh, yeah, yeah

[@joshuamarx8209]

Yeah that's fucked.

[@ColRubyDimplesManacha]

Quoting the great Natasha Bedingfield is the irresistiblest of chums!

[@ProbablyJules]

That's unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield? Why did you write out the lyrics to unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield?

[@itcouldbelupus2842]

​@@ProbablyJulesbecause random equals funny

[@AwesometownUSA]

@@itcouldbelupus2842it’s also not the first time they’ve posted these lyrics, so it’s not even “so random” anymore

[@AwesometownUSA]

meanwhile as a patreon subscriber I’m over here paying these guys to keep matt hidden from view lol im jus kidding, keep feeding me the slop guys

[@stothAjs]

the patronizing nature of telling me what i can have fun with or not. most people know its probably just something normal but its fun to joke about prince andrew gettin into the playroom

[@JeguePerneta]

Bro, "palette swap Lamar Odom" is not something I was expecting to hear today lmao

[@QUAKERSATTACKS97]

It is truly a great tragedy. The first hot royal to exist since Henry VIII. Hopefully she gets a great weave and maybe some new lips, like every middle-aged white woman in the new America

[@Nickelodeon81]

I sort of l ike her but if she had bigger boobs I'd be sold.

[@fwowncwown]

2:54 😭🙌🏼🤍✨

[@haroldjoseph8296]

Joe Biden 2024🎉

[@JamesSmith-c9f]

JOE BIDEN 2024!!!

[@UntoTheBreach24]

Best wishes to Matt in recovering from his own botched BBL surgery.

[@freakyzed8467]

Thought he was getting the BBC surgery.

[@Badtown1988]

I can’t speak for my fellow Americans, but if I lived in the UK and paid taxes to this bizarre (yet ghoulishly fascinating) institution, I’d claim a right to know just about goddamn everything. King Charles should be showing the public his goddamn prostate X-rays.

[@dre_withwithout]

😂😂😂😂

[@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw]

Show Bones! Show Bones Charlie Horse! Show Bones!

[@freakyzed8467]

WMD in Iraq is still the best bit of misinformation i have seen in my life. Still waiting for many, many apologies from all media outlets that pushed THAT one!

[@paladro]

nah, they keep pushing forward, because bullshit has as momentum all its own.

[@freakyzed8467]

Gotta love how they always moan about how nobody trusts them anymore and everyone just lives in their own information bubbles. Like they didn't have a HUGE hand in making sure nobody trusts or believes in anything anymore. I got my NPR and that's all I need. Wouldn't surprise me if NPR is on the take, but what can you do?

[@Dhumm81]

Disrespecting the British monarchy is the one American tradition we should all be proud of.

[@Theologica_]

The British public should treat the British Royal family with French hospitality imo

[@footballpharaoh5469]

I don't wish her any harm, but they're a high profile family with a deserved bad reputation that kept things hush hush for months. Of course people were gonna hop down the conspiracy rabbit hole.

[@markharrison6498]

This type of content alleviates my anxiety. Love hearing people mirthfully crap on the royals. You’re saving me money that I’d otherwise spend on therapy

[@toadvine7952]

Chapo is easily the best of Larouchite anti-royalist/movie review podcasts.

[@markharrison6498]

@@toadvine7952 “larouchite”! Look at you go teaching my ignorant arse new fancy words. Made my day. Thank you

[@Materialist39]

@@toadvine7952finally an accurate description

[@toadvine7952]

@@markharrison6498 Enjoy the wiki wormhole.

[@matthewhorrigan5848]

​@@toadvine7952🙄

[@SwogFrog]

I agree but also Conspiracy tiktok is genuinely brainrot

[@whatthebeepvideos]

Counterpoint: I love brainrot

[@LordEvilmancer]

Best wishes to Matt in recovery after seeing the true face of an old one after aquirig too much mad Man's insight.

[@rowanlock3517]

6:53 This is literally what the Victorians were asking themsleves for the 40 years Queen Victoria spent being too sad to do anything, highpoint of the British Republican movement in the modern age and she ended it by coming outside and waving

[@stewarthowell6781]

Maybe the real scandal was the friends we made along the way.

[@Nickelodeon81]

Media: Where is Kate? Something suspicious going on. Media: How dare you be suspicious, she got cancer!

[@isaiahd2123]

It's sad how we have presidential candidates that are close to perishing. Trump and Biden are extremely old. RFK Jr is a Kennedy. We can't expect these guys to be around much longer.

[@toadvine7952]

Yes News Mommy, I am a shameful little worm!!!!!

[@toadvine7952]

As an American I'm protected by my 7th amendment right, "thou shall not feel shame."

[@DawryMike]

I felt like such a dickhead for buying into this. I never paid attentiom to drama like this, the one time I do and the lady had cancer. Never trusting you Royal Family watchers again.

[@banquetoftheleviathan1404]

I still think my joke about Kate Upton.Getting downgraded to Kate Middleton was pretty funny.I won't back down

[@CzolgoszWorkinMan]

the cancer is just a cover story for her going to ground after she pulled off the john barnett hit

[@victorcode2075]

Lol to be fair, i dont think anyone took your bbl prediction seriously.

[@Yankee_Smoker1917]

Speak for yourself

[@robbB39]

I am Prince of Whales.

[@dre_withwithout]

That’s wild that someone who I never heard of got cancer.. damn 😂

[@banquetoftheleviathan1404]

Where is kate downton?

[@dre_withwithout]

😂😂😂😂

[@DJblastyfone]

She’s starring in the hit prestige TV show “Downton Abbey”

[@rynolord2308]

This kind of reminds me of the time one of my favorite podcast host went away. Rip Vergil

[@toadvine7952]

Murdered by the Royals. RIP

[@banquetoftheleviathan1404]

Rip Nasim

[@andrewmiller407]

Well, he did do something shameful that the other hosts understandably not want to be associated with.

[@toadvine7952]

@@andrewmiller407 He campaigned for Fetterman. Helped him hold the gun on that guy.

[@gobi7959]

waaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaa waaaaaa

[@wyattrussell7496]

If it exist until 2066 then it’ll be a 1,000 year reign

[@SoupFormifamli]

This whole thing showed me that if you say cancer, people won't look for the deep fake. This one kinda makes me feel crazy: I think the announcement was an AI thing but no one else seemed to notice. Her voice sounds a bit robotic and pixels from her fingers "clip" in front of her leg unnaturally. But I agree with chapo, I don't care.

[@haroldjoseph8296]

Are you from Narnia?

[@cpdukes1]

Why pay so much attention to this irrelevant family?

[@Nickelodeon81]

As a Citizen of the United Kingdom...we pay attention because this family is literally the head of our state. Royals are not Kardashians.. ignore them doesn't make them go away.

[@haroldjoseph8296]

Ok Nobody 😅😅😅

[@AloisWeimar]

Didn’t Chapo do something similar when Pliny Pedo left the show abruptly

[@UseZapCannon]

Virgil was forced to retire because of a botched age-of-consent reduction surgery

[@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw]

They wrote an article scolding people for using the part of the brain that speculates?

[@bramsanjanssan4908]

The weird conspiracy BS "news" about her felt completely alien to me.

[@ince55ant]

personally chose to believe it was all manufactured by the crown to help maintain relevance. like the modern paradigm of fame is based entirely on controversy, so they made controversial hay out of a cancer diagnosis. from that lens its actually a genius way to generate sympathy ("you should all be ashamed for joking about the poor cancer woman")

[@bramsanjanssan4908]

@@ince55ant could be. But maybe it only works on people who care?

[@Louie_The_Dago]

God, Felix is so unfunny. Also, his voice is almost more annoying than the Krusty Burger teen

[@from_each_to_each_1848]

No u

[@lmackenzie9198]

"On this Channel 100+ comments"

[@JimmyJames10-k7v]

who

[@DJblastyfone]

‘Felis’ isn’t meant to be funny, it’s for wishing someone a Merry Christmas

[@fr6310]

He Felis on my Navi till I dad

[@sylviusleonard5144]

6:00 didn't think I would see such a lucid critique of socialism on Chapp