You've Got Crabs - How to Play

[@truji2582]

if it feels like cheating, then it's probably cheating. one of the best uses of logic i've seen so far

[@wise_soul8886]

Heard**

[@malachiburns-sharoff5142]

Like @Gamer Fazer said, it's heard, not seen.

[@Sacred_Fox]

I wish the crime system was like that

[@Funkoh]

If you did a crime,it doesnt mean you are guilty

[@Sacred_Fox]

@@Funkoh true

[@DeductedSpy]

One problem: it doesn’t come with friends

[@certifiedvirgingamer7495]

Well, shit.

[@kevdog7276]

It’s a dlc

[@DeductedSpy]

Kevdog ?

[@edgyeggplant7426]

:) :0 :(

[@kysnaros]

Damn I just wanted to buy it

[@KellyBear9595]

This looks like it will be complete and utter chaos... and I LOVE IT

[@Sacred_Fox]

this game is the stupidest game i've ever seen, give it an award

[@ixdffg3572]

*The world revolving plays*

[@Therevengeforget]

@@ixdffg3572 *Jevil Enters the chat* *Logic has DeDeDeleted his account* *Reality Exited the chat* *CHAOS Entered the chat*

[@amberv.o]

It is me and my family tried playing it tonight but we didn’t know how to so it was so fxcking confusing

[@user-ir7jm8gi4k]

Why tf did i watch this whole video even tho im not going to buy it

[@fatmaalthani9618]

underkillers c me too lol

[@johnrose4973]

Dude it’s a game called you got crabs how can you not watch the entire thing

[@bootlegsanesss]

because Crabs

[@salluvstheseus1850]

Lol same, but I only came cuz I thought this would be about crabs killing each other

[@Why-xb8dj]

Same here

[@deymitsjeym]

You know what? I can use the Cat cards from Exploding Kittens since each of them comes in four of their kinds.

[@munkuushy8927]

You’ve got cats!

[@chinkeehaw9527]

Well I can also use poker cards since there are 13 sets of four(as long as I remove the Jokers)

[@omgidkwhatimdoing9626]

but crabs are way better.

[@oscarfoley511]

But there are sixof every type here bot four

[@VinnySmithMusic]

madlad

[@godhasleftme1739]

I think if you get crabs you're never the winner

[@supersoaker6717]

God Has Left Me that's a good one

[@BlazingJ972]

I think you actually get *Schooled* if your never the winner Not sorry

[@Engiman]

If youre german i bet youre dying of laughter because crab in german which is krebs (or krabbe) has 2 meanings. 1 crab 2 cancer

[@lnefty]

I'm always a crab

[@danandchristineharbour2538]

They would pinch ya or be a disease

[@lorducka2317]

Me: Me: Me: Doctor:"you've got crabs!

[@Orrdinary-_-personn]

@Egg T yes the constellation

[@seko0629]

Egg t *YOU GOT CRABS*

[@geo1504]

SCP- REDACTED yes the constipation

[@kanye2756]

Pemos

[@lorducka2317]

@@kanye2756 pemos 🤤

[@dystal]

Are you feeling it now,Mr.Krabs?

[@turretboi]

Oh yeah

[@saifuusuri]

I'm feelin somethin itchy.

[@rubikubegd408]

Saifuu Suri oh no

[@ThatNerdAlbert]

@@saifuusuri *It's a good feeling.*

[@maglevwhale5951]

@@ThatNerdAlbert r/cursedcomments

[@tarnisment7400]

oh no, i better shave.

[@RelaxedBizzare]

spuspu Absher YOU’VE GOT CRABS!!! 😯👉

[@captaintalon4485]

Getting Jeff Probst to explain to the instructions is an interesting choice even more so when his voice has been pitch changed

[@themightygallium9509]

This should definitely be a Survivor Reward Challenge. Worth playing for?

[@MrAgentTurner]

Yeah. Weird choice

[@eon1951]

If it feels like cheating, it's probably cheating. My brother: "Oh I dIdN'T kNoW iT wAs ChEaTiNg" Edit: Oh god thanks for the likes this is the most I've gotten

[@slack_cactus]

Eon -w- I just replied because I hate it when a popular comment does not have any replies

[@terezanovackova9532]

I literally used to play a game with the exact same rules all of my childhood but with regular cards.

[@jAcK00p7]

It's called kemps

[@acecreations7290]

We literally called it signal or cash

[@ratep7769]

"You have crabs" directly translated in Bulgarian means "You have cancer!"

[@mepnet]

Yayy

[@abbycollins]

Well, cancer is a star sign

[@95l0uis]

Also in German Crab/Krebs = Cancer

[@TheDutchRiposte]

This is already played with a standard deck of 52

[@nak-crow]

James Yes but can u yell "You got crab" in the game and bootyful art work of crabs in the card ?

[@Andromeda9009]

Syl 5576 its not very good

[@Chris-dw1ny]

Syl 5576 you're not funny.

[@cardboard-boxgames9308]

James What’s the name of the game if played with a normal 52 deck?

[@jacobbloom7193]

Cardboard-Box Games Its called gumpsh, at least that is what I know it to be called

[@Kkiare]

Best part is him saying "YOU'VE GOT CRABS"

[@wheatley3571]

You've got cancer!!!

[@nothayden9192]

You know it’s really good when Jeff Probst is in it

[@noodles_boy1782]

The real strategy: Your signal is doing nothing. You and your partner spend the entire game scratching, rolling your eyes, closing your hands etc. and the moment you do nothing, that's your signal

[@lorddapiggies8290]

Ok depending on how much it costs I’m buying it

[@BlitzerXYZ]

It's literally just the game signal which can be played with a standard deck

[@samwilliamson1102]

$30

[@tjwright]

@@BlitzerXYZ except there are six of each card

[@hylbertvonmayhem6562]

@@samwilliamson1102 That's kind of a stealing if you consider the fact that you can play with a standard 52 cards deck.

[@Manavine]

@@hylbertvonmayhem6562 Except it's 6. ...except you can just buy another pack of 52 and call it a day.

[@jacobwarkentin7522]

I love to play exploding kittens with my friends, this seems like an awesome game. *saves to watch later to show parents*

[@danielyang2559]

for double crabs, use a false signal and count to three in your hands, so that your friend can see, and after the countdown, both of you scream YOU'VE GOT CRABS

[@everydaym8]

My doctor said I've got crabs and we weren't playing...

[@misteroof]

Everyone gangsta until you've got crabs

[@Therevengeforget]

No,till Crabs have You!

[@theswordpika3961]

I want to bring this game to school so someone can yell "You've got crabs"

[@tristarnova3454]

So I think I see how things works, we have two sets of interactions for the accusations, the crab pot interaction, done if the team is accusing themselves, and the swap interaction, done by two members of different teams accusing the other, with each having two interactions, their being both an incorrect, and correct option, with the crab pot interaction having the powerful double crabs rule, the crab pot interaction is the extremes and reguire the two to remember their crabs signs, cause if you both get it correct, then getting triple crabs is amazing, but you could lose a crab to a crab pot, while the swap interactions are more in between, being all about manipulation, you can get the good one thanks to false signs but don’t be predictable.

[@dylanclark2754]

This should be a challenge on Survivor If confused, Jeff Probst is the host of Survivor

[@No_Named_Nobody]

I didn’t realize you guys made this. I just saw a group of people play it on KZbin, I’m gonna have to go pick it up now that I know you guys made it

[@tranquilbean51]

PLANKTONS GOT THE CRABBY PATTY SECRET FORMULA

[@ThumbsTup]

Doctor: you've got crabs Me: damn it, I lose a point Doctor: ...

[@mateteee4974]

Haha

[@Foxborne]

Doctor: I'm sorry to say this but YOUVE GOT CRABS **crab rave starts playing** Me: na-NANI?!

[@Therevengeforget]

me:AND CRABS GOT YOU!

[@WozzaDekon]

BAKANA!

[@fuffofox]

YEAH I'M CRABBY I'm sorry

[@1rouxlskaardstan963]

Ian Lex yOu WaNnA kNoW wHy?!

[@fieryredranden1845]

I PAID $400 TO HAVE SEX WITH "THE CRABS". Seriously I was looking for these comments.

[@mananshah1678]

this is kemps

[@ethanandevansplat3197]

Manan Shah YES! I was just thinking that!

[@nak-crow]

And exploding kittens is Russian roulette, so what ?

[@beefbastardd]

Yeah I was thinking that lol. Kemps, but Crabs.

[@engrishdish3102]

Its inspired, they just reworked the broken mechanics

[@joshmargolis1424]

@@nak-crow at least exploding kittens adds special cards. This game is literally a 52 card deck but with illistrations

[@SomeOne-gs7sy]

Ok KZbin. I watched the video. Are you happy? Why are you recommending this to me so much?

[@shnoly23]

I wish I could play this but I don't have enough friends.. Well, I do, but I have no clue on how to get us to do it anywhere else but school (Which we might not be allowed) and don't even know if they'd like the game.

[@Hans353]

what kind of school wouldn't allow some kids to play a card game? unless your like in elementary school i dont see a problem with it.

[@nicdiaz8535]

Hans353 crabs is an std

[@HayLeesHomeMade]

Cards are regarded as gambling in public schools, which is a no-no

[@karlmartin2083]

i feel you man

[@donteventry2862]

Why is it that relatable to me

[@strength5149]

I thought this was a joke but it actually looks really fun!

[@entity1566]

Crab in German means Krebs which is the same word for cancer in German. So you are technically saying "YOU HAVE CANCER" ?

[@envycollar]

symbol for cancer is a crab :?

[@theshaman7381]

Only if you say it in German?

[@nemec7914]

Your pfp says Italian

[@toastigesbrot5982]

DU HAST KREBS!

[@bhamber2641]

This video gave me Krebs

[@bethmarshall4661]

I can't be the only one who can't stop hearing the "You've got crabs!" as something other than the literal shellfish from the ocean.

[@bloxsclaymation]

You've got crabs...The crotch itchingly fun card game !

[@RivyaZWorld]

I played this game and it was SO fun

[@brycekime5285]

Its the same game as Kemps played with a regular deck of cards.

[@confidentsalt3899]

Yes

[@The_oli4]

Exactly this in the Netherlands we call it seinen aka signaling.

[@katamarikitten6183]

I def plan on buying this and Exploding Kittens. My only real question is how would partners accuse each other of having Crabs if only one side of the table plays at a time?

[@emperical927]

It is mentioned in the video that accusations can happen at any time, by any side of the table

[@galadinowo]

I just unironically watched the whole thing knowing i dont even have the game

[@Urbaaniapina]

We used to play this as kids, it still my favorite card game. It was called circus back in the day.

[@fakenio242]

Accusations: YOUVE GOT CRABS I don’t have any cards

[@SpookyHerself_]

This is either really innocent or the best inside joke .

[@Derppyyy]

im sitting here watching a tutorial for a game i dont even own

[@powboi9622]

I do that all the time

[@robblanco8085]

i feel like you can do this with a deck of cards and use something like poker chips, coins, or anything else for (Crabs).

[@theredtacowithhotsauce1942]

“How did you spend all your money” Idk “while playing this game with 582 others in the back

[@eden_essence]

i never thought i would see the day that jeff probst, the host of one of the most influential reality tv shows in history, would teach me how to play a game called “you’ve got crabs”

[@efenty6235]

okay so Hungarian for crabs is "rák", but that also means _cancer_ it's not as cheery.

[@The_WumboTM]

*y o u ‘ v e g o t c a n c e r*

[@themightygallium9509]

Even weirder how a crab is literally the Zodiac emblem for Cancer.

[@TheLaplantefamily]

Can the signal be shaking ur head

[@sarribrox4784]

Couldn’t you just wait and have a signal to show your partner that yes, you have crabs but don’t say I have crabs yet, and then your partner could do the same thing and once you both have crabs both partners can do a signal to finally say you have crabs and then you would end up getting more crab tokens, please somebody answer this question, is it cheating or not?

[@WabWabLP]

does it feel like cheating?

[@sstem7514]

if it does, then it is cheating

[@chricechiu3673]

As the rule says, you can have multiple signals, so probably.

[@welcometohell3002]

why tho

[@HayLeesHomeMade]

If you are questioning that it is cheating, it probably is

[@robertli3600]

Isn't this kant? Also what happens if u make a fake signal? Are u even allowed to make one?

[@jeremiahbowie1709]

Yes u are

[@whydoievenhavesubs3317]

In america you get crabs in soviet russia crabs get YOU

[@Mahnaymisjay]

This game is called kemp. You can play this with a regular deck of playing cards.

[@leom.k.2321]

the 114 dislikes are the caught crabs

[@ghostpeyton]

This is not what I was looking for when I searched," I got crabs help", where do I buy?

[@bilbowagons7932]

isnt this just kemps?

[@HeyThisIsBrian]

Great game, but the choice to get Jeff Probst to voice you instruction video, and then pitch his voice up to make it impossible to tell if it's even him is a baffling one. (...Unless it isn't actually him and you could only get him to record a few lines. And if so incredibly well-played.)

[@Luingus]

Why did i click on this i dont even know what this game is

[@kyle8688]

Danny Duck same

[@wizardshark2928]

MC: *”YOU GOT CRABS!!!”* Me: “Wait what?”

[@soundwavedoesthings]

You know that crabs is also referring to a sexually transmitted disease

[@gabrielreyes4046]

Thank you genius I'm glad that you're here to inform us

[@shrekstan1601]

Bruh its lice on your pp or cat

[@ThatNerdAlbert]

*wait I didn't actually know that*

[@TheJETJetty]

I have a question, can you use your signal to show that you have crabs when the crabbing license isn’t on your side

[@GooseWithAPassport]

I think im getting a hint of a sexually transmitted disease? wai tno, that's just *kids*

[@realsmollbean]

Big brain stat: create a fake signal, to confuse your opponents. they will say “You’ve got crabs!” But you actually don’t, then they will give you a point.

[@kylenovak2583]

I`ve got crabs.

[@michaelkeeler6058]

Me too! Eww. And is that really Jeff Probst? (wonder how much THAT cost!?)

[@Minneamations]

I want this game

[@lorddapiggies8290]

Kyle Novak std or

[@mranvil05]

Oh

[@KF_Teddy]

Are you allowed to do a signal Like banging your hand on the table real quick two times?

[@YouKnowYongHwa]

Basically, it's just a copy of the card game ''kent'' with a few tweaks...? How original...

[@rhyssatterfield7487]

Get lost and exploding kittens is a modified Russian roulette

[@YouKnowYongHwa]

Well yeah, I don't like exploding kittens

[@favhwdg]

@@m1c2bWfBCP2Fupgg how is it simplification? Kittens actually had unique gameplay but this is just selling 30 dollars for drawings...

[@thatoneguy2960]

*signals must be visual* Me: *jacks jacks on the table*

[@Freedster]

Literally just kimps/kemps. Kinda unoriginal.

[@aidananimations9002]

I mean Exploding Kittens was basically Russian roulette

[@nak-crow]

Ya but can u yell "u got crab" in the game, I don't think so.

[@Freedster]

In kemps your signal is less limited. So yes. You could yell "u got crab" (Which is of course a sex joke that your 12 year old mind probably didn't get) and still be playing the game.

[@capybaking3149]

@@Freedster lmao so aggressive

[@Freedster]

lmao so reddit user

[@Escorpio123PS]

This is one of the top favorite games of my family and I. The only one that tops it is mafia. This is so much fun. 😄

[@hecmainiac9648]

Wait, this is just cut carrot

[@thecolorpurple6401]

My lord. It's beautiful.

[@pureawkwardness415]

I just need this and we'll be able to pull a crab rave

[@drainbowthedragon1217]

The voice sounds kooky, nothing personal

[@jfrfilms6697]

nice. just ordered this game, it's coming tomorrow

[@mywifeleftmeandmychildrend7550]

This is kemps on steroids this game seems so fun

[@megaagentj2248]

Is making a few fake signals with different meanings? Like blinking thrice to fake it but tapping your hand to show it's not fake

[@catroberts4002]

Any one else notice that they’re taking old card games and reworking them? You’ve Got Crabs is Kemp Exploding Kittens is Russian Roulette Throw Throw Burrito is Spoons Im sure their other games match with other old card games too. It’s kinda interesting but at least EK and TTB add extra features outright. This game is literally flat out just Kemp with a reworked deck unless you buy the expansion.

[@Waiting12345]

All I could think of is the you got mail sound effect and when you open it it's full of crabs.

[@thefirdsouls5724]

You can do that with a basic card game it’s called kem’s (in french)

[@speedrun9537]

*no crabs were harmed in the making of this video*

[@josephlee1358]

WOAH WOAH WOAH, SURVIVOR DUDE?

[@afollington]

Your symbol should be one of your fingers. Start with your left hand. Each round you move on to the next finger. Do the symbol when you are one card picking up from getting crabs. Wait for a second, for your opponents to 'You Have Crabs' you. Then you opponent says you've got crabs. This usually works and we completely dominated the game I played.

[@Srivaishnavas]

I love exploding Kittens

[@user-zz3sn8ky7z]

We played it a lot on summer camp,you can use any kind of cards,there is no need to buy them

[@aureuix4674]

Daniel Příbrský well this was made by the people who made exploding kittens, so its almost defiantly better that with regular cards, also "you've got crabs"

[@subswithoutanyvideos-dw3jw]

Wait isn’t Jeff probst the host of survivor

[@LIZARDWIZARD46]

Why am I here at 3am eating cereal in the dining room when I have school tomorrow........oh well

[@phet1211]

Just a question for the signal restrictions what if I fake a sneeze but then do something like pat my mouth a couple of times?...is that cheating?

[@andrewt5742]

Best way signal if u got glasses Tilt ur glasses a little and take them off wipe them and put them back on boom

[@KamikiVector]

This feels like a game I would play once in a party enjoy it and not play it again. Any recommendations of a casual non boring table top game?

[@linkalot7415]

Exploding kittens

[@JosephBenedictMaguddayaoTe]

Just recommended. What game is this? And I got Exploding Kittens already.

[@jiroignacio8141]

Oh I just searched "secret signals for game" on the internet and boom, kemps showed up, same rules with this one. But I want this game! :o

[@drainbowthedragon1217]

“If it feels like cheating, then it’s probably cheating” I need to email this to the defaults in team rumble

[@Kmosely42]

For those who don't know what Kemps is, this'll be fun. For those that do, it's a little expensive.

[@phoenixtyrrell6105]

this game Is literally just a kiems (or "kems") you can play it with any regular card deck. It's pretty fun, you should try it out sometime

[@ettaoudianas6748]

Ikr

[@distantignition]

[Additional joke about Sexually Transmitted Diseases.]

[@leaguepanda3026]

Tbh screaming you got crabs will be really awkward with neighbors

[@MiggyStyx]

“If you have Crabs, you don’t have to notify your partner right away.”

[@dimitris725]

this is EXTREMELY similar (if not the same) to a game you can play with a simple deck of 52

[@the_ush_mister]

This is very clear and simple