You’ve Met A CIA Agent…You Just Didn’t Know It 😳🤯 | Andrew Bustamante

[@gettinglucky]

I'm so undercover the CIA is unaware I work for them, only my shrink knows it

[@carolmorris9449]

Haha!

[@qzQ717]

Best comment😂lol

[@N0bodyn01]

This is way too funny to not have many thousands of likes.

[@XperienceSoundDesign]

ha! loved it

[@poolhalljunkie9]

We must be the same kind of agents. So undercover we don't even get paid.

[@maverickscott4743]

Ima start whispering loudly “your cover is blown” while walking through crowds or at amusement parks, anywhere there’s a large crowd. 😅

[@howdoichangemyprofilepictu9839]

You'll just look stupid bro. There defiantly are undercover people, but they likely do not give a single fuck about the average citizen

[@johnnycash5684]

whisper loudly?

[@pollopdemastero9485]

​@@johnnycash5684that's kinda weird tho HAHA

[@21ps3freak]

If a CHS or agent is blown, they get a warrant put out for them in their local area so officers go to their house or cover job to get them and then get picked up from jail. They practically get silently extracted depending on various factors.

[@JayzTwoCentzIG]

​@@21ps3freakNo

[@troiscinq7650]

That’s why I just stare down random people to let them know that I know

[@lamdelmundo8492]

A slight smirk helps. When he/she approaches, just say, "I know." then walk away. (3 minutes later, someone bags you and tosses you into a black van) 😂😂

[@flattire4243]

😳😳😳🧐🧐🧐

[@OfficialStreamSagaTv]

I do the exact same thing

[@cisco8237]

Or just say “The weather is quite rainy today” meanwhile the day is sunny, they gonna know it’s code for something and look at you sus af

[@bySimyna]

@@lamdelmundo8492 people will just think you’re mentally ill

[@manofbeard]

I’m not in a store with a CIA agent. He’s in a store with me 😂

[@athomas4142]

Lmaooo

[@MAKENMILLS]

The Watchmen🤣

[@gregmax1321]

THE RORSCHACH DEEP CUT LMAOOO

[@bechtelaudio112]

Careful, "He" might be dressed like a Sheila! Due to current trend of idiots and crazies being hired as government clones, to the point of disenfranchising literally anyone better qualified.

[@williamwright9344]

Fuck yea. Mfer better recognise.

[@jeremy4807]

Crazy to think that the same thing goes for killers, pedos, child abusers, thieves… We truly don’t know anyone but ourselves…

[@bjolly8924]

Precisely what I was thinking.

[@me6057]

Yeah even worse lol

[@nekkoskrilla6750]

Well, sex offenders have to register their names, jobs, and their addresses.

[@siegebot82]

​@@nekkoskrilla6750oh sweet summer child how naive and innocent you are.

[@rhyslogan6490]

And we don’t even know ourselves the way we’d like to think we do. Most people have absolutely no understanding of what they are truly capable of.

[@noonecares269]

I was on the bus taking lunch to my sister and as I was sitting inside I looked outside to see a guy in a wheelchair and another guy looking like bum. There was another random guy talking on the phone looking normal, I kid you not those three dudes arrested a guy who was coming out of the building. They were undercover cops pointing the gun and telling the dude to put his hand behind his back. That was the craziest shit I had ever seen in my entire life. I told my sister what happened and till this day I still tell the story. I still remember it was a hot summer day.

[@nonameinsouthafrica3315]

CIA agents and undercover cops?

[@procram]

@@nonameinsouthafrica3315 Despite being poorly paid, CIA "agents" aren't taking American city buses. But the guy you responded to was talking about undercover cops arresting someone. If the CIA arrests someone inside the US and you witness them well enough to identify them well...don't post that on the internet.

[@roastgg]

@@procram Actually, one should go out of their way to identify and expose agents. Fuck off CIA you pricks!

[@user-rx162r]

An empire of lies needs its eyes

[@paulr2212]

Is this from something? So poetic

[@jacoblape]

​@@vnolan633pot calling the kettle black with Ukraine

[@user-rx162r]

@@jacoblape Redditor.

[@ImARealHumanPerson]

r/Im14AndThisIsDeep

[@user-rx162r]

@@ImARealHumanPerson redditor

[@TheElMuffin]

It's absolutely shockingly staggering that undercover CIA agents who are humans can be found among humans doing human things. Truly incredible. Wow. I wouldn't have believed it if this guy didn't tell us.

[@leomonk974]

Lmfao

[@iwishtobetexan6060]

Exactly what I'm thinking.

[@luckyme2636]

😂

[@Jungforevercoaching]

This is hysterical. I know you’re playing the L nothing

[@Jungforevercoaching]

LMUFFIN

[@rogerthat4545]

I had an uncle who was a federal agent and embedded in the hells angels. He said at one point there were more federal agents in the Hells Angels than there were bikers.

[@agirlnamedgoo-007]

So it was actually a fed biker gang, and a few random civilians were also part of it 😂

[@rogerthat4545]

@anidilollo5478 I don't know if I would consider a federal agent a "civilian".

[@gabeskyler6068]

@@rogerthat4545he said it was a FEDERAL biker gang, with a few civilians. regular, hells angels bikers. aka civilians. maybe you misread.

[@rogerthat4545]

@@gabeskyler6068 sure they were civilians, except for the ones who were hiding that weren't

[@mwngw]

I may have known that guy. S.F. area?

[@jmsmorley]

Yep. My uncle was in the army back in the 50’s. He just up and disappeared for 3 years. Said he “backpacked” through places like Poland, Czechoslovakia and hungry. While still in the army. Never told anyone anything else than that. I spent 24 years in the army. I know he would have never made it through soviet territory just as some army dude randomly backpacking.

[@jmsmorley]

@@ivanad6199 thats the point, bubba

[@Sj27m]

My Dad was in the army stationed in Kentucky in the early1920s, he got out on leave , got a ride to Chattanooga and lost all his money in a crap game so he got a job in a furniture factory to make enough money to get back to Kentucky and after being awall for a few days the mp's came after him and took him back. 😂

[@jmsmorley]

@@Sj27m lol holy cow that’s a wild story! Sounds like he was a wild one

[@Sj27m]

@@jmsmorley Yea he lived to nearly 98 and he had some stories. He went to the bank to deposit his check one Friday and the windows were shot out where Dillinger had just robed it.

[@Anne-ee1pw]

He was probably taking notes and mapping places out. Acquiring safe houses etc. 😉

[@treeless62]

While working at an old, residential Hotel, we had a gentleman there who was legally blind. He asked for no bed or boxspring in his room. He had all of the furniture rearranged in his room, there was no direct route into center of his room. He paid everything in cash and could tell $1 notes from a $5 note and so on. As it turned out, Bill, was a WWII veteran and a mrmber of the OSS, the blueprint for the CIA. He was old and walked with a stick and for those that misunderstood him or underestimated him, found out the hard way. He came home after a day in the VA Hospital. The police let us know that 3 young guys jumped him and tried to beat him up. A few lacerations, black eye and mild concussion. He beat them with his custom weighted walking stick. The officer told me he wouldnt have believed without seeing it. 2 knocked out cold and the other crying. Broken clavicals and one had a fractured skull. Be careful who you step to. This all took place in fall of 1994 in Prescott, Az

[@melhawk6284]

Damn. Wouldn't have minded a few lessons with that stick! Ol boy took care of BUSINESS!

[@AlderaansRanger]

I doubt Bill is still alive but I wonder if I ever came across his path when I lived in Prescott as a child. I still live near there. I’m sure he had stories to tell if he had ever shared them.

[@steveguse4481]

Things that never happened for a $1000 please

[@shea5542]

I love Prescott

[@Lucyopps]

Why would 3 young men try to beat up a fuckin blind old vet with a walking cane? What is this the beginning of a dumb movie lmao jack teacher or something

[@VillaSpark_grower]

Undercover agents reading our comments 😂😂😂

[@kissanruokaa]

"shit they're on to us, better start disguising as aliens now i guess"

[@SykeeNot]

Bro target reads ur comments none new wipe ur makeup off

[@josephmisener1859]

Or ai...

[@thatsreality5184]

Yup

[@VillaSpark_grower]

@@SykeeNot tell your sister to get off the corner her box is stinking up the neighborhood

[@Rumplestiltskin777]

Its why i randomly tell people “ f the cia” wherever i go 😊

[@OFFICALMENOFCULTURE]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@llllIllIIl]

🤓

[@vlcallmeprince-x6032]

crazy

[@noname2-190]

Careful you don't end up being a test subject of a decades lone mind control experiment it has happened

[@ronaldpettifurd5957]

Lollll

[@roostercogburn7129]

I love how they act like it's OK and normal when it's not it's a sign of a government who sees its citizens as thr enemy

[@jeremy4807]

I don’t think that’s how they meant it? But so many citizens hate our government… so who knows?

[@artvandelay94]

They aren’t interested in normal citizens

[@dmeacom4688]

Exactly . And those same undercover guys are probably mixed in with the crowds screaming for more gun control laws

[@astr0868]

No, this is to be expected and I'm fine with this lol. I want there to be competent trained people everywhere.

[@WAVE_ZERO]

@@astr0868competently trained to systematically manipulate you back into a cast system of elites and serfs. You will do just fine with a comment like that…

[@pandorasflame7742]

My Grandpop was a Boatswains Mate in WWII yet somehow came back with a USMC fighting knife (Kabar), a plated revolver (I can't remember if it was nickle or chrome), and was injured in the Philippines and Guam. He was one of those "what he did doesn't line up" kind of people. He never talked about what he did, but he mentioned seeing both theaters before coming home. He was supposedly assigned to the Atlantic Defense Fleet, but we'll never know what really happened. He had minimal paperwork, a letter from the president requesting his continued service upon his discharge, and a letter thanking him for his meritorious service. He would scream and yell in his sleep.

[@magvs_mæstro216]

He's like Wolverine.......badass!!

[@ignoblesavage5559]

FYI, the first known use of UDT was in the last half of WWII. They started in the Pacific theater...the first large scale use was in the Marianas Islands...also in the Battle of Saipan. It's only been the last couple/few decades where SEALS are ALL they do. When I was recruited for BUDs I couldn't go, bc my CO at Naval Guided Missiles School would not allow me (due to the extensive schooling--they wanted their money's worth) to break loose & go to BUDs & train with the Teams. Back then (80s & early 90s), SEALS all had "normal" jobs. Just, apparently, no jobs in "high tech" jobs with rapid advancement (I made 3rd Class Petty Officer (E-4) upon graduating A-school, just 10 months into my enlistment. But I wanted nothing more than to be a SEAL/UDT diver.

[@johnshipley1389]

He was probs just a boatswain that stole those items, if he was doing things for good he would have told you, if he was working for some secret organisation then likely he did terrible things to women and children hence why he never told you

[@timanderson1196]

I had a relative in WWII that brought back a Japanese rifle and bayonet used on Iwo Jima. He was in the Navy and stationed on one of the ships that was there. He never left the ship in any of the battles. All the souvenirs including the rifle he brought back he purchased from Marines that were in battle and captured the items. That is most likely where your relative got his souvenirs if he was a sailor.

[@tristanh7007]

@@johnshipley1389you sound genuinely stupid asf

[@rcnewman51.]

Honey, we have tracking devices, cameras, and audio recorders strapped to our hip 24/7. Im not worries about running into an undercover agent, they already follow us to bed.

[@GrimSoldat]

AND everybody broadcasts their life on a daily basis. If there's undercovers in your immediate area, there's something bigger going on (and there always is, *somewhere* on the chess board).

[@theodorebouchet321]

Daaaaamn

[@701chevy9]

@@The1995StoicISNT THAT SOPHISTICATED?!??!? Go back to sleep under that mommy and daddy rock little boy, go play with buzz light year and take a nap little guy. Everything will be okay in the morning for Dino time!

[@DroneSux]

@@The1995Stoic it is pegasus Israel have it an NASA run internet in Merica

[@marcspence1905]

Real, and they are the only ones with a story to hide!

[@redonsundays]

I have an uncle who has an ambiguous marketing company but never really seems to be doing marketing, travels a lot for work, and is really good at dodging and deflecting questions about what he's been up to. he also is seemingly friends with some high profile people and is the kind of guy that can get you into exclusive places by "talking to a buddy". the family always jokes that he's some sort of undercover agent but I've always thought there might be some truth in those jokes...

[@jonathanmoody6951]

Uncle is probably a low level smuggler. Similar life as undercover but doesn't have a good cover story like one

[@the.youtube.of.sam.gotter]

Joking about it is the best way to make all that behavior seem like not that big a deal

[@jameson1239]

Or he works for organized crime

[@allwillberevealed777]

He's more likely a Freemason.

[@davenoi]

He traffics slaves

[@Core35]

Thats when you go completely schizophrenic and accuse the person next to you of being a Undercover officer

[@giggiesurge]

The 19 year old barista with blue hair and septum ring….AGENT!

[@Core35]

@@giggiesurge exactly not this time fed... Wait are you a fed ?

[@kellenwaters9087]

This guy is all over the podcast circuit, and every time I listen to him I can’t help but think he’s seeding bs information for us to be misinformed. Red flags all over.

[@danielconquer909]

Thats what cia agents do! But theres also a saying that the truth can be the biggest propaganda weapon. They feed a little truth to make the lies easier to swallow

[@brookecallahan8025]

Travis Taylor, chief of the UAP Task Force, the DoD, NASA, etc., on Skinwalker Ranch, then this "ex" CIA Agent on Beyond Skinwalker Ranch and now he's on every podcast,.... they must currently be involved in some classified government project

[@prisoner7623]

Yup, this guy is insufferable

[@improvisedchaos8904]

anybody balancing their frequencies at a hollywood level is sus af lol.

[@hoosier_turtles_and_tortoises]

This dude is so full of shit, it’s amazing he hasn’t been slapped yet.

[@phillipyao4260]

Especially in the J6 incident. Lots of those groups glowed.

[@mattandrews8528]

The Truth is coming out about the weaponization and corruption of almost ALL of the federal agencies, but especially the large notable ones like the CIA, FBI, ATF, etc. And to think the CIA is supposed to be focused on everything OUTSIDE the US, so if there’s 100k undercover guys just within our own country, how many across the globe? A much larger amount once you start to add up not only the undercover agents/handlers but their contact an puppets as well.

[@mtb416]

Yes, that was very much an op.

[@Coming4UNext]

Crazy that people like you are still stupid enough to think stuff like this, hope someday you start living in the real world dude

[@andycraig6905]

​@@mtb416they're finding people that were even passing by years later with everything they've got but they have no clue who Ray Epps is. They're not your friends.

[@cosmictreason2242]

Abolish it. We don't need it

[@tanneradams20]

My childhood neighbor, whom still lives beside my parents. Was getting up in to her 80s. I sat down for a usual visit and come to find out she worked for the CIA. Never elaborated.. just said that’s what she did. Then apparently she was a cop for a couple of years before she dropped everything in that life and became a teacher. I’ve only known her as an elementary teacher so I was shook. Asked my parents and they knew she was as in the agency, but same as me, they were never told the extent of her involvement.

[@The_dude_channel]

US population is 330 Million, let’s round it to 350 million for all the undocumented immigrants and non citizens here as well. If there are 100,000 CIA agents, that is ~0.02% of the population…you are certainly not running into them everyday….

[@vedantmehra6970]

Thats true

[@Babftanks]

@@vedantmehra6970hat means 1 in 800 if your in a city you will see over 800 people in a day

[@nadavezra6128]

​@@BabftanksOne every 3,500 and the actual number is probably one every 35,000

[@KNIGHTJUMPS]

Yeah this guy is now a propaganda arm of the CIA.

[@olddirtybooger]

What is the answer? You guys did the math. 1 in what?

[@derekhoagland7100]

There was a stupendous guy i knew in high school. Super smart, super athletic. Scarily talented. I've wanted to look him up, etc. And he is a dang ghost. The guy doesn't exist far as I can tell. 😂

[@justincasey995]

We had a guy like this in my school, he ended up going Marines but after about a year he went ghost. He was still alive and well (confirmed by family) but he had been moved to a "different area" is all the family was allowed to know.

[@waingrobro]

could have just went to MARSOC or even Delta. 99.9% of active Tier 1 unit guys wipe their past or present from the internet. Pretty sure they even have people do it for them. @@justincasey995

[@tigerstallion]

probably got tired of everyone including the nanny state tracking his every move

[@justincasey995]

@@tigerstallion this would make sense, I'm sure working with the government so closely involves having no privacy. Crazy how some people throw all sight of freedom away so all of us can be cozy.

[@tigerstallion]

@@justincasey995 they do it for money and power. their activity generally causes stress among the public

[@denniskowalski8442]

If you have a cell phone you have an agent in your pocket

[@GSI-Official]

Straight up 😂

[@Dara-ih6jq]

I was arrested by the DEA back in 2010 and they used me as an informant in order to reduce my sentence. It absolutely blew my mind when I met up with undercover agents. They look like guys that just got out of prison like the last people you would ever expect to be working for the government. Lots of tattoos and face tats driving a big old lifted truck that was blowing smoke from a smoke stack these guys would literally draw everyone’s attention when they would pull up at restaurants or something. It was literally like they were the opposite of undercover. They were so undercover they looked like loud and obnoxious characters to the public and they would even do drugs like smoke pot and it’s very illegal in my state especially back then. It was wild man so I can only imagine how crazy the CIA gets with it.

[@ramsesbeltranjr]

rat.

[@andrewlemeshewsky9414]

​@@ramsesbeltranjr😂😂😂 i was enjoying the story but was also hoping to see this reply

[@U1GoN2d1]

My moms cousin did an undercover gig and I remember being him at a family gathering and good lord he was a completely different person

[@samirabazi5022]

Lol rizzat

[@orangeblood307]

🐀

[@rickysubie]

If my door dash and amazon drivers aren't agents, then I haven't met one recently.

[@a-t5380]

Lololol 😂

[@jimmy-iw3sb]

touch grass bro

[@Outoflogic69]

Bro😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheUnojoe2]

What a great way to case houses!

[@ganymeade5151]

LMAO.

[@topher174]

*grabs Target courtesy phone, quietly announces throughout store that your cover has been blown.

[@giggiesurge]

😂😂😂😂

[@jpdoc5722]

🤣

[@dboy4034]

Yeah but do those agents realize they could be standing next to me in the grocery store? 😎

[@andycraig6905]

Ain't that the truth

[@SavannahSunshine49]

Booiiii

[@asher9349]

🤣🤣🤣

[@robertvasquez4602]

I have definitely seen undercover agents I'm a person thats quiet and not very noticeable. I'm always watching everything that's going on if you look enough trust me you see things alot of ppl don't cause they not looking.

[@JohnSmith-bg4me]

What have you seen?

[@robertvasquez4602]

@@JohnSmith-bg4me iv seen feds following ppl an some other alphabet ppl in the city

[@trevorlahey4201]

@@robertvasquez4602Dunning Kruger effect. That was a pervert following them, not an agent. The agency just has the tools to know where they are.

[@robertvasquez4602]

@trevorlahey4201 yes I was just saying if you stop an look around you you will notice majority of ppl aren't paying attention to anything going on around them.

[@natoslayer2907]

​@@trevorlahey4201feds love to recruit perverts tho lol

[@ElBach1y]

You can tell them apart. They're the ones glowing

[@bobby3210]

Oh?!? What does that mean

[@OffensivePlayer316]

Low level nerds wear Solomons, mid level guys wear flipflops, higher level fellas wear wingtips (they're the ones going to important meetings).

[@rumpleman4569]

I'm gonna post notes on all the telephone poles about this, to inform the local schizophrenic, just so they are aware

[@WSPRNG]

So you’re the gang stalker that’s been following me?

[@Baitin_Amphibian]

They knew this long before you

[@michaelparsons2290]

😂

[@marcusizayah]

Wranglerstar

[@SmartestDumbGuy]

What if all the local schizophrenics are the agents?

[@ebeneezerscrooge2942]

I met one once. He assisted me in self pleasuring outside a Gary Indiana Burger King.

[@od4407]

Not Gary Indiana…there’s nothing good there but a pizza place

[@ebeneezerscrooge2942]

@@od4407 Gary, a town named after my uncle’s partner Gary.

[@mississippisnowplow]

Gary Indiana, you sure that wasn’t Michael Jackson?

[@ddmercantile]

Lol, def lots of undercover agents in Gary.

[@sharronbarajas4875]

My grandfather fought in the Korean War, WWII; he helped liberate Dachau Germany concentration camp, outside of Munich…and the first part of Vietnam War… after he passed away, my mother ordered all of his medals through the US military. Something that families can do. And to our surprise, there were a lot of them. And on his paperwork, it stated that he was a “dog face soldier”… as I grew older, I’ve met different people, and I met this one older gentleman that had a lot of knowledge about in different things about the war that most people don’t know about and about the military soldier in general…And he told me that dog face soldier meant that he was an assassin. Special assassin for the military special operations. I never knew, he never told anybody, he never told my grandmother and my mother, no one. That’s amazing to me, but I completely understand it because I was raised in the military and it makes sense.

[@crab927]

Arent dogface soldiors just anothor nams for a marine?????!!

[@AOIactual]

A dogface soldier is a soldier in the 3rd Infantry Division. I know because I served in that unit myself

[@wisemankugelmemicus1701]

How the hell did you learn "Dogface Soldier" meant assassin? Bet that was some old 3ID dude fucking with you No, he waa in the 3rd Infantry Division "Rock of the Marne". There are no "assassins" in the United States Armes Forces. He bad a shit ton of medals because from the sound of it he had a nigh on 25 year career. He probably reached the rank of either First Sergeant or Sergeant Major and had a dozen stripes on his jacket (near the bottom of his arm sleeve) Sound about accurate?

[@User-x2f3ef4s4fs6g]

What a load of crap

[@zach8265]

Incredible, it’s almost as if they’re just people

[@pipersmitty87]

Tools for corruption

[@johnnylego807]

Not exactly, they are drugged up, high, people, who are out too do some real damage(not all of them)

[@zach8265]

@@johnnylego807 you just described half of florida

[@microwavesgommmmmmm]

@@pipersmitty87I doubt susan the 25 year old secretary is a tool for corruption

[@sttonep242]

@@zach8265lmao

[@sentinel9046]

That's just the tip. there's also foreign assets and private intel assets everywhere plus all of the ai and integrated systems. Watch a movie called "the President's Analyst" from 1966 for an austin powers like view of how pervasive the surveillance state is, and that was almost 60 years ago.

[@orikakuli1]

After watching this, you can’t just continue on with your life and not question everybody from now on

[@Shogunersash]

CIA operating in the U.S. is not illegal. The word you are all looking for is "Unethical".

[@chris-cy5ed]

He means just them off duty not on duty ! But just living their lives! No one ever knows

[@user-ef4gf7rr9r]

I mean, bro. You're like a guy who catches his wife in another man's car and believes it's "Her cousin you never met."

[@xerax-9929]

@@user-ef4gf7rr9r the comment flew over your head fr

[@user-ef4gf7rr9r]

@@xerax-9929 Pretty sure the situation is exactly reversed, hombre

[@donaldduck3078]

Pretty sure it is illegal, that's why they have an FBI liaison. Sicario does a pretty good job of explaining how the alphabet groups work

[@somethingmorerealistic9582]

“ there’s tons of rats Like me be careful “

[@GSI-Official]

😂😂😂 Im scared of you bruh 😂

[@pmorton7960]

I have a buddy we're all pretty sure in the CIA. He laughs it off, but he doesn't deny it.😆

[@slevindroginuf6123]

Great to know Corruption has spread so easily through Agencies..!!!

[@owentaylor6003]

That’s not necessarily true, just because you have domestic operator’s doesn’t imply corruption you know

[@thewildcardperson]

​@@owentaylor6003thats so stupid yes it does it catch child porn on someones conputer there a pedo

[@345Weeehrs]

That's why you always watch what you say and who you say it too

[@redone823]

I know you pick your nose when no ones looking.

[@345Weeehrs]

@redone823 You must be the one who wrote the book ""Green Spots On The Wall" by Picken It And Flicking It.

[@DefineHatespeech]

i openly say fuck the cia/feds, and i will do it more often now.

[@stefantrebinjac]

😂😂😂

[@johnnylego807]

I agree. Every word has consequences. Tho these phones are walking spy tools. Literally measure are turds In the morning😂 and are now located in some Black site data center. Along with other data. These people want to know anything and everything in the name of “safety”

[@1008chaz]

I'm going on a covert mission... destination carnival cruise 😂

[@Bravosierra175]

I'm a private investigator for mostly white collar crimes and you'd be surprised how easily it is for even someone like me, just a pretty simple military background to do day to day things right beside people covertly.

[@noelaniboulle4108]

My grandpa was in the g2 the first cia. My dad helped release crack into the ghettos in the 1970s and said the government went in and taught them to cook crack

[@johnnylego807]

Wow. Did he tell u anything else? That’s freaky. I’ve heard this one before.

[@lindacumberland7046]

I have heard this also

[@BeautifulDove-i7u]

Black Americans have always known this, absolutely disgusting

[@Theauramasternul]

Time yo ask every person i meet if they're an undercover cop.

[@top_hat_walrus1860]

“Cause they have to tell you” 😂

[@cod16p]

They ain’t got to tell you this ain’t a movie 😂

[@klevens5496]

@@top_hat_walrus1860Who said they have to tell you?

[@barrymccann5600]

We know where they all were in early January

[@windrunner-dx9hq]

But the FBI director said she didn't know where they were (while on duty) or couldn't confirm/deny if they were in a location they were photographed at.

[@chandelier6811]

Found the fascists

[@andycraig6905]

​@@chandelier6811found the commie

[@trevorlahey4201]

@@chandelier6811preach!!! Only nazi scumbags would hold the FBI accountable for Jan 6. Oh, and the entrapment they pulled on young Muslims after 9/11. Oh and then there’s cointelpro. You’d probably be okay with mass graves as long as the right people are getting buried huh?

[@Chadius_Thundercock]

⁠@@windrunner-dx9hqlmfao like she’s gonna be honest

[@Joker75113]

Let’s talk about my favorite subject, myself, I, I, I, I , Me. This guy is unbelievable.

[@racielgonzalez4854]

Then there's the undercover agent coming across another undercover agent not having a clue either one that the person next to them is also an agent

[@Eduardo_Espinoza]

Yes, Saw Stone YT vids where the police arrested an FBI, ATF, undercover police.

[@qbanz00]

So 100k employees kind of takes away from the mystique of being a “CIA agent” 😂😂

[@joseph-zr1xn]

I'm undercover. Like literally under my covers

[@Alexyourm]

This guy’s hair is getting bigger after each podcast

[@OnlyThisMoment]

😂

[@justinbassit8336]

Meanwhile, Stan Smith wearing his uniform out and about everywhere he goes

[@brocious77]

Trust no man, not even yourself.

[@PositiveAlgorithm-ef8hw]

Wisdom

[@wonderbread575]

Son of a dude who was pretty much an uncle of mine. Always asked what he did. “Government paperwork” but this man had served in special forces then transferred to intelligence so 👁️👄👁️

[@dogestranding5047]

Career government leech

[@monkibro]

We're all extras in somebody's spy movie.

[@skinny4070]

I think there is a difference between an interaction , and walking past one getting milk at the store

[@shainshartershwate7421]

Just wear a camera and a sign that says "smile, glowie"

[@Lastprophetpeacebeuponme]

When I was doing security at Walmart a couple years ago there was this old guy with a beer always walking around never really bothered anyone I started talking to him got to know him one day and turns out he’s a ex police officer and that wasn’t a beer in his hand he always walking around watching lol

[@hughjunit2503]

A government that fears its people is a healthy relationship

[@R.O.T.C._SEEM]

When you go to Walmart just whisper in someone's ear, you know who they are

[@stefantrebinjac]

😂🤣😂👌

[@GSI-Official]

​@@stefantrebinjac😂

[@rjvstheworld]

He seems like the guy to rat out his friends just for drinking

[@iamgoat5863]

He just a low level agent that spouts the basics, he be the first to go while high clearance stay in the shadows, never talk just watch and listen and do what they need to do.

[@mugstep]

Being a CIA Agent/Asset doesn't make you an instant threat. In fact, their lack of capability is what makes them so fearful of being caught. At the end of the day, a plumber is chosen to be an asset for his ability to plumb naturally, keep his ears open, and listen for conversations that may be occurring in the place he's working. That does not make him a killer.

[@GSI-Official]

Wisdom

[@crowbaril903]

Wait till they can do facial recognition on the fly in person... then it's gonna hit the fan

[@Milo19970]

In the US where way to much info is public sure😂

[@BigDave71]

They can. Just not everyone knows it or believes that can’t yet.

[@andycraig6905]

They already can and do. But there's ways

[@andycraig6905]

also your phone is always taking pictures of your face. And they've already got your license picture. And I'm not sure how much it'd help if we're at the door.

[@zrivs]

thats like the movie "Anon"

[@negrohaitienofficiel]

His voice give me chills😮😢😢

[@RedDawnReadiness]

You can’t have a truthful, honest, good society based on lies and controlled by liars

[@bfg5291]

I met at least 3, at one particular base in Iraq. All 3 were dressed the same, all were named John Smith, and they were there for a very specific reason. They were gone 48 hours later.

[@MrTalkingzero]

I swear I have met at least two. One was an Airbnb host, he had traveled the world in the.. get this.. the railroad business. He had no other online presence besides airbnb. The other guy I met at a park in Virginia. He was a retired electrical engineer who, again, had traveled the world with his trade. I am not saying that that's not possible but he approached ME and he was very interested to talk politics once he found out that I was a former Soviet citizen. He didn't fit the engineer stereotype at all. Never once we talked about electricity or engineering, just politics and travel.

[@mattjohnson2667]

There is about 1 police officer for every 500 civilians in the US, in NYC and D.C. it is about 1 for every 400. With that in mind, if you where to pass by 7 cops in a day, 1 would be an undercover cop.

[@valeriej.chapin4553]

I had an uncle, Seattle area, Boing long term UC Undercover. A good man as men go. Not ostentatious. Miss you uncle.

[@ilovebohol]

6% of American has security clearance of different levels. On a need to know basis that nobody needs to know, that includes people working on nuclear power plants, civilian contractors on military installations

[@ExploringinAmerica]

Imagine the fbi who deals with nothing but domestic issues

[@new06enc]

this is why everyone in DC drives like that

[@Bell-et1lg]

I mean literally everyone goes to the grocery store

[@chris-cy5ed]

Not the CIA usually if they dont want to they are country men they live off the land trust me

[@militaryhomes6292]

The most interesting job i had was being a cashier at a grocery store. I knew more of ehat was going on in my community and met so many people.

[@peterparker9214]

I can’t prove it…but I’ve said for years that my aunt is a CIA handler. Their are so many things in her life that point to it! She laughs when I make the joke but I think she knows I’m onto her lol

[@zrivs]

schizoposting

[@BlerdDaddy85]

Finna start walking around and telling random people I know who they really are. Someone will come eventually

[@MetalAriel]

Nice, now let’s snitch boy my roommates and comrades for underage drinking.

[@lawofliberty3517]

Ya, I was contacted by 2 and they recommended I quit doing what I was doing. My name wasnt associated with anything going on and they said I was a smart man doing dumb things. I no longer do dumb things.

[@Sharkeasha]

what was it

[@lawofliberty3517]

@@Sharkeasha Its the past and I'd rather move foward and not discuss such events on here. The game ain't worth it.

[@johnnylego807]

Genuinely curious how did they contact you? Like at your door? Or by email? A text?

[@lawofliberty3517]

@@johnnylego807 not all questions need answers and they dont do passive communications

[@SavannahSunshine49]

I'm a dumb girl doing smart things

[@ajcook7777]

C.I.A. is a FOREIGN based organization, i.e. they don't "operate inside the U.S.". FBI, DEA, DHS, USMS do operate within the U.S.

[@princevegeta-son]

Bro I can spot a police officer undercover officer from a mile away they always grow out a beard they're never strung out, and the shoes they'll always be clean or moderately clean you can't wash the funk off of a criminal.

[@Me-rm1yd]

That's what you think

[@J.Qu1ncy]

People like you are so incredibly stupid and ignorant which just makes it so ironic how you feel you can spot people hiding mikes away. Like ok vegetas son. I’m sure your anime taught you how to outsmart secret agents well

[@princevegeta-son]

I know plenty they usually eat food that's a big difference between a junkie and a cop and their teeth

[@Me-rm1yd]

@@princevegeta-son you're like 12 shut up

[@sethhood3492]

The most predatory and damaging criminals are the haves and the politicians

[@yesher12]

I had a great uncle born in the 1905ish and I think he was something with the government. He was extremely intelligent and was recruited to get an engineering degree from Georgetown University back in the 1920's. He spoke 5 different languages and lived all over the world and was able to buy tons of land very close to Disneyworld. He was the oldest child of my immigrant Irish great-grandfather. I have even more info from my dad because he helped my dad get a degree in engineering from a prestigious university when my dad's dad, my grandpa, was an absolute alcholic. When I knew him as a kid he and my aunt seemed so very kind, so I hope he was one of the good guys.🇺🇲🙏🏼🇺🇲🙏🏼🇺🇲

[@BlackjackHookers-nj7qj]

Growing up on an active duty military base I’ve learned over the years on how to spot people simply by how the hold themselves and conduct themselves. Tbh anyone can tell if they know what to look for.

[@don_peter]

You probably met a digital marketing person and you wouldn't even know it.

[@gabrielsilvas692]

Those aren't really mysterious interesting people though

[@fabinta]

At least you can always spot a drunk😂

[@user-ix3en1zd7n]

a good father figure in my life once said : in the bible it says to follow the rules of the land and to not go against the grain , be a good person , love and take care of those in your circle of life , and the lord will take care of you

[@marktechsci]

Brother In Law was CIA. Didn’t know till he retired.

[@notthebeastinus2786]

Funny enough, someone in my family is like that. He's like my great grand uncle or something. I've only seen him in pictures, but in our family, its well-known that we can't ask him about his military and government history or he'd, in his words, have to get rid of us. Despite being retired and old, the military/gov still works with him

[@mobilegameclips5628]

Aww that’s cute! I’m glad you still believe the funny little stories your parents told you!

[@SavannahSunshine49]

🤫

[@Dave-x8j]

He makes "boring" sound absolutely interesting.

[@IndieAuthorX]

sending this to all my paranoid friends

[@LeafFreedom]

Well I was red flagged a number of years ago for something and they knocked on my door and told me that they will always be watching and to not slip up. This was in the late 90's I was a teenager and gained access to certain systems that were sensitive. I can't say more. Every now and then a stranger speaks with me and says certain things that people shouldn't know. I'm pretty sure that's them. Maybe I'm crazy though and the original dude wanted to scare me I'm not sure.

[@MovieRiotHD]

A 100.000 across the United States. East-Germany: "Hold my beer."

[@thezwerdz8560]

I have always said that if you work at a place with 10 or more employees, at least one of them works for the government as an informant in some capacity, either for local law enforcement or higher. Some businesses, like media, the number will be a much higher. I think it's a safe bet that the number is at least five times greater than what he's saying.

[@TheBold1994]

And that’s when you realized that you are that CIA agent 😎 Half of us could be CIA operatives and not even know it

[@CosmicHarmony58]

where’s my payroll than lol

[@fabinta]

We got that social media bee network 😂

[@smb2735]

​@CosmicHarmony58 that's how you know you're really undercover... you don't even get paid.

[@Rezin_8]

😂 the farm drinkery😂 at least four

[@nategrunewald6317]

That's why I don't trust anybody. Always keep your guard up and be self-aware

[@frankb4526]

In my teens and smoking bud, I accused everyone of being undercover 😂😂😂

[@ThePresidentialTouch]

Occasionally you were right.

[@gabrielWachong]

I once got into a weird fight in a concert back in the day in Argentina. I look back and some random dudes are beating up one of my homies, so I charge the guy holding my homie who was a taekwondo fighter and took the opening to grab the other guy by the neck. Suddenly they start screaming "police! Police" 😂😂😂 so we immediately atop right there and it turns out they were actually undercover cops! 🤯🤯 Once they detained us they beat the crap out of my friend and gave me a few cheap punches to the face when I had my hands up! However they let us go because it was a misunderstanding 😂😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@jesuschristlives2724]

I worked in a doctors office near DC. I've meet them and made them Crack a smile.

[@nathanford8926]

They are every where

[@SpaceMan101South]

Grandfather died from cancer when I was like 11, I was the only person there because I was doing his normal morning coffee. He worked for the US government during the 60s and 70s and was told never to speak about the things he did or who he did them too. For legal reasons I have to say he died before he got to the stories I wasn't supposed to hear.

[@FvckRichie]

Story time ??

[@tylerw.5458]

My grandmother’s brother was in the cia.. I didn’t know any of that until she died.. I just knew uncle Bob as an asshole who worked for NASA.. But before NASA Robert worked for the CIA.. My grandmother had inherited a chest full of his old stuff whenever he passed in 94’. Whenever my grandmother died in 09’ My mother and I were going through her stuff and found the chest. Inside of this chest was an assortment of things, then I stumbled across an envelope with tons of documents, pictures, maps, longitude & latitude coordinates… So as curiosity grew within in me I typed in those coordinates.. Serveral were in Germany, a few in Switzerland & Italian Alps.. but the most of those spots were in Russia.. Also lying at the bottom of this huge envelope was a collar badge from the USSR… I get goosebumps every time I wonder how he was able to get that..But me as a child in the 90’s I just remember him as Uncle Bob the asshole who wouldn’t let us fly his RC planes.. Could you blame him though..

[@alicecampos-ayala3290]

So good of your explanations on ancestry I concur❤

[@thefallenone1718]

This is why we walk with respect. You never know the violence capable of people who seem unthreatening.

[@iamzeusandthisisthetruth4229]

Which is y I walk with Smith and Wesson! All of these CRIMINALS in the CIA/FBI, can GET IT! F them CRIMINALS!

[@saidnait6993]

This is literally the comment above you : "Its why i randomly tell people “ f the cia” wherever i go 😊"