The "Perfect" Husband

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[@YoungTro14]

Oddly I say these exact same things to my wife in this exact same tone and she has never called me the perfect husband.

[@heatto162]

Funny how they pick up the sarcasm instantly

[@noyopacific]

Didn't she ever say that you are a perfect . . . something?

[@YoungTro14]

@@noyopacific perfect stranger

[@Thisismycomment.]

"Oddly"

[@StupiderWithAB]

I like the silliness of this almost as much as i like my silly and stupid videos. 🤔

[@pabl048]

My wife left the room half way through this. Prayers

[@cameronjournal]

Just get the pillow and blanket for the couch now.

[@blllllllllllllllllllrlrlrl7059]

@@cameronjournal why does she get to have the bed?

[@collintrainor7193]

My girlfriend stopped watching halfway through too but she said she's not my wife so it doesn't count

[@halloweellahere7602]

Oh no! It's one thing having all the things in the video be accurate (which they are)... But another thing all together if your wife doesn't find it hilarious! So yes, here are some prayers!! *hands you prayers*

[@ZeroCoolStar]

Safe bro safe

[@father8387]

“Especially because everyone on that show is super rational and doesn’t need any therapy :).” So on point

[@Jimi-Funkycold-Molina]

I read this as he said it lol

[@Mr.B.B.Wolfman]

That's so spot on. Like every show she watches fits this exact sarcasm.

[@haileymarr4364]

Dr phil 2

[@JohnSmith-yf5bk]

This is the same reaction I have to whenever I see my mom watching The View. How someone can sit for hours listening to 4 washed-up bimbos with zero credentials giving strong opinions on politics and celebrity relationships is beyond me.

[@bigb3n011]

My wife loves murder porn and the bachelor. It’s the only two things she ever watches

[@jackmonaghan4040]

“Plus Ive been in zero accidents and you’ve been in four”. Never heard anything more accurate to my life.

[@kevinb314]

.. this year

[@ryanceh390]

Yeah putting on eye shadow

[@mikeganer6257]

Literally me and my girlfriend except she has 2

[@busteroaks402]

My wife totalled a car by hitting a post in a parking lot looking at a Target store!

[@AndrewD624]

@@busteroaks402 Then says you always work instead of spending time with her. When the only reason you have to work so much is to pay for all her stuff and her totaled car of course.

[@brianmcg321]

I was going to send this to my wife. But decided I didn’t want to get divorced.

[@irocksup123]

I’m sorry, but what would the downside be?

[@graceluo979]

He have a new one "perfect" wife!! Maybe send both to your wife.😆

[@rray1953]

Well duhh... You'll get that divorce when she decides she wants it and no sooner...

[@mirza_2023]

I actually sent it to mine and she sent me back "The 'Perfect' Wife" one back. I did not know about that one.. I should have known.

[@sweetcatastr0fe]

I’m dying of laughter & told my husband to come watch with me. If your wife can’t laugh at her ridiculousness then that’s a bummer lol.

[@lukelonghenry3233]

This is the most accurate thing I have ever seen on the internet

[@viberstrike3773]

Yup. Hit that one right on the head

[@jobi4221]

Agreed

[@mattcanfield6384]

You are correct also full disclosure I'm not this guy I enjoy my life haha

[@Dewey2939]

Nope

[@Ozarkemptynesters]

You left out - *while sitting on couch* "Of course I'd love to do (whatever task)! That's why I asked you 3 times if you needed anything before I sat down and turned the tv on!"

[@jamesdewane1642]

Ouch! But don't you know it's not an expression of love unless the thing is as inconvenient as possible?

[@synyzal772]

OH MY GOD YES. Need any help? No? You sure? I could do _____. No? Ok well if you're sure I'm going out on the porch to drink a beer and read a book. Less than 5 minutes later: "Babe can you come make _____ or clean _____!"

[@rorypal5301]

The part about gasping and pointing out things while driving really resonated with me

[@lfgone7014]

I turned off the voice on my GPS because I couldn't take two women telling me how two drive.

[@susancook1448]

My husband found the answer to this one-he’s now extremely hard of hearing

[@joshuaglassmyer8358]

"I'm getting sick of our brand-new countertops as well." Hahahaha.

[@thephotoyak]

I got married in 2013, since then I have had three trucks with a total of 600 000 km (375 000 miles). No accidents, no tickets. Wife has maybe driven 50 000 km (30 000 miles) 2 tickets and an accident. She'll still critique my driving and gasp all the God damn time.

[@justinpettit8282]

Gotta love her though 😅😭😭

[@thephotoyak]

@@justinpettit8282 I do!

[@lowlifeangler]

My wife is pretty safe but she is always beater vehicle shopping

[@danlevesque5437]

It's amazing how many guys never pay attention until they get married and then learn these lessons and it's too late

[@Redact63Lluks]

@@danlevesque5437 I did this to a woman with something even more important, got a girl I was dating to vacuum a small room. She spun in circles no less than 12 times twisting up my immaculate vacuum cable into a bird's nest. 🤦

[@glennhower9265]

"I've been in zero accidents, and you've been in four... Just this year..." I DIED XD

[@beetlemondapowerful1542]

“So your totally qualified to tell me how to drive” 😂🤣

[@BennysGamingAttic]

"Of course I'll sell my sports car to buy a minivan, babe! What a great idea!"

[@brendanwilliams7553]

True bro

[@ErynLizabeth_TheVegan]

Don't have children and you don't have to worry about that. Husband and I have 2 cars, a jeep, and 2 motorcycles 🏍🏍 🎉

[@xvs4162]

@@ErynLizabeth_TheVegan you can have kids and have all that. Got rid of a coupe got an suv. Still have my nice car, 3 motorcycles and have a Son.

[@burroaks772]

You spelled 3 motorcycles wrong, but I get what you're saying.

[@jo23bulls]

Get a Charger

[@collintrainor7193]

Do not show your wife this video. As funny as you think it is, she will not see it the same way. Sincerely, A guy who didn't hear this advice in time

[@bacci4473]

The accuracy of this 🤣

[@henrycollins2478]

Would like but 69 likes

[@lowlifeangler]

Much research

[@stephkent2736]

Isn't Tuesday night poker at Target with the other husbands?

[@kevinb314]

This was the origins story

[@saiga12forme88]

Na Target is for Saturdays where the wives can spend a solid 4 hours +. Tuesday poker is around the block just out of sight of the wives while the men are on their 'evening walk'.

[@anichols5845]

They gotta get their hours in....

[@RelaxAndSmokeMeth]

Sounds like a GRINDR meet up.

[@Psy-Krow]

missed call back opportunity for sure

[@monique7885]

“Just this year” it’s January 5th 🤣🤣🤣

[@CRBentz]

"Im actually glad you've reject all 6 of my solutions...the best option is to keep crying about it!" Lmao too real

[@mattpritzl4669]

I’m getting sick of these brand new countertops as well! 🤣🤣🤣

[@PennsyPappas]

I feel like this was his way of just venting all of the stupid stuff his wife has probably done to him over the years and he just disfuised it as a KZbin video. Well played sir.

[@travolta4687]

Doesn't his wife film these for him too 🤣

[@PennsyPappas]

@@travolta4687 Most likely and if she was behind the camera, i could see her just viting her lip from both not saying anything and also bursting out laughing.

[@MegaTyguy12]

Legend has it he's been sleeping on the couch since the filming of this

[@aprilchronister9980]

This cracks me up but also kinda makes me super appreciate my hubby ... he was diagnosed christmas '2016 of a huge brain tumor and we are still on his journey : ( his tumor is aggressive and keeps growing back - so drs kinda given us the "day at a time , nothing we can do" gentle talk. Though he can't do the hubby stuff he did the first 27 yrs of our marriage, mowing lawn or out with the guys (he is mostly immoble now) - I appreciate his sense of humor and how he does luv his redzone football sundays still. Funny, Iam the one who is in 'hubby's shoes'! (and when i burn dinn I have backup for hubby and me too!! ) Cute vid : )

[@PennsyPappas]

@@aprilchronister9980 ya know my one uncle his wife has had a brain tumor removed and it seems every year she has a slight relapse and it's hard on him and she just cant do stuff like she used to. That's why were always told to cherish every moment we can. Even the hard times.

[@abbyhenderson9574]

You need to add "I just love finding your long hair on the shower wall! I also love picking it up for you so you don't have to!"

[@illuminautism]

My fiancee has dyed hair and it has actually stained our shower wall and I’m so annoyed by her because we live in an apartment that we are renting

[@band0fpandas922]

I could see the smile fade away on my girls face while I was laughing at this.

[@eh3431]

The kitchen remodel. That hit home. I also love replacing new items with brand new items for no reason.....

[@kevinb314]

The gasps are too accurate. I remember my ex always doing that, so I finally asked “Is driving like a series of terrifying moments for you?” She said yes...

[@momentsformoms9467]

My sons dad doesn’t pay attention-he plays video games on his phone while driving and has almost hit cars & people and ran off the road..:...but ‘didn’t need me to tell him,he saw.’ 🙄 his family says the same thing & hates driving with him when they had to. Can’t wait to get my license-(wasn’t able to before bc he’s abusive) and leave. Hopefully one day his stupidity will be the end of him but only when he’s the only one in the car (although if it’s his mom too that’s only all the better-she’s pretty much the cult leader of the family).

[@cameronjournal]

Did we date the same woman? My ex refused to drive on interstates because trucks were too big.

[@jamesdewane1642]

One covid advantage is that you can invite your passengers to put their masks over their eyes.

[@lowfat3082]

After I had my first child, I became protective, and driving on freeways was overwhelming.

[@ionlybuyovervaluedstocks2120]

@@lowfat3082 if freeways overwhelm you, you shouldn’t be a parent

[@pmignini1]

This may be the funniest one you've done yet. "I love when you tell me how to drive...plus, I've been in zero accidents and you've been in four...just this year..." Holy schnikees, hysterical!

[@Fullsendfilosophy]

This video just popped up after me and my girlfriend got into a fight about how I don't do enough chores around the house cause I didn't do the dishes yesterday.... on her day off. You know the day I worked all day, left before the sun came up and came home after the sun came up. But no way in her entirely busy day off could she have done those dishes or at least not complained when I didn't do them because I was fixing the sink after work.

[@robertlyle6277]

You forgot “Oh, you want to remind me of everything you wanted me to do today while I’m getting ready for bed?” Well done dude!

[@benmollett7329]

This should be documented and inserted into all wedding documents from the state

[@SuperNagz]

I’m crying, but not in a good way. Man, I miss being single

[@mr.pugmaster8975]

This video is actually 6 seconds long but KZbin says its 7 seconds long:kzbin.info/www/bejne/a5PZlmOiZb-SqcU Go to his channel page for proof

[@toolstudios]

"signs you are in a healthy and loving relationship" for 2000

[@mandielou]

I feel sorry for your boy\girlfriend... You shouldn't be in a relationship.

[@kevinb314]

@@mandielou - I feel sorry for you and your potential significant other. Must be tough with no sense of humor

[@iBringTheRain24]

I'm crying, bug not in a good way. Man, I miss being married

[@friendlyjunco6836]

This needs to be played on national television

[@bryanm9880]

Actually when lasagna has the burnt crispy cheese on the sides, it's delicious!

[@anniebertolini724]

I hope you will do another one and play your wife "The Perfect Wife"-can't wait to laugh again

[@blazerftbl3]

I have the exact same breville espresso machine. Took my wife a year to finally start using it! Spot on!

[@mandreadfg]

Bruh the Breville RIPS

[@hotatp]

“I love when you tell me how to drive, it makes me feel super safe”🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jacksonmaples1123]

This was the last time myles slept in a bed.

[@4literjeep]

Wow, you invited all of your friends over for your essential oils pyrimid scheme party!!!

[@kmik4466]

Only thing he forgot was the rehashing something wrong you did 10 years ago..

[@StephanieGrace19]

Showing this to my husband ASAP to make him realize that me not even doing 1 of these things PROVES he won the lottery 😆

[@TafTabTah]

Tell your husband that I relate to him. My wife is oblivious to how many of these she dose as well

[@smokingdog9349]

I don’t even know what to say to this but, wow. Just wow This is really specific

[@burntgrass8066]

I’m waiting for the “perfect” wife now

[@samuelyoung2671]

nsfw

[@burntgrass8066]

@Blck Mach1 lmao I guess not, maybe his wife got mad at him

[@the_metznerd]

This hit way to close to home in every way. I'm actually really glad it's not just me.

[@tolsti1]

Although this is hilarious, I couldn’t laugh. It was way too accurate; it almost made me cry.

[@kGOD-jd4vs]

“I’d Much Rather Go To Target Then Have My Freedom😀”

[@marchingham]

Ok the gasping and pointing at things got me hahaha.

[@ErynLizabeth_TheVegan]

You make my husband ACTUALLY look perfect, so good on you 👌

[@brandonedwards1181]

Let us drink to her but think of him who has to keep her, that poor man.

[@vernondouglas4425]

I sent this to my dad and he sent back the classic don't get married

[@1966BUGGY]

So spot on! I loved the driving critique and pointing and gasping. So my wife.

[@hankhill5622]

The driving part is 100% on point 😂 I finally get irritated and look at her and ask? “You wanna compare speeding tickets over the passed 5 years?”

[@elijohnson9959]

Your videos are normally really funny... this one was NEXT LEVEL 😂😂😂😂

[@Urotsukidoji1]

This is hands down the funniest thing you have ever posted! I'm dying :)

[@rpfcreates4476]

I do love the uneasiness brought on by a female passenger gasping as I drive, that’s definitely the case. You Betcha!

[@tankshopstevetankshopsteve4216]

I love it when you phone me every day while I’m coming home from work to ask what you should make for dinner. I really care about what’s cooking when I get home.

[@delias17]

This has been one of the best videos ever uploaded on the internet. Thank you!

[@charlesmayer7097]

Omg !!!! This is perfect!.... Even his mono tone of voice! 😂😂😂😂

[@jakepalmer6084]

Best video yet by far.

[@lehomard8331]

Has his wife seen this? There might still be time to delete this.

[@mameeocean6194]

is he married??

[@kelvinmakungu370]

"Work can wait" really got me 😅😅

[@katelinromick8148]

Why do I feel like this video was just a way for him to brag about his french press 🤣

[@KuzbekCO]

I too love the uneasy feeling of driving while my wife gasps and tells my how I'm doing it too dangerous with my zero accidents.

[@girlhappy6442]

I’m a woman and this is 100% accurate 😂 Poor my husband

[@anichols5845]

This is one of the best yet, right up there with the Yeti lunch box comparison to a plastic bag

[@TheAcenightcreeper]

Most passive aggressive husband is the more appropriate title

[@kangaroo432]

Okay the burnt dinner thing was uncalled for. If she cooked for you, you're ducking welcome

[@_Justnoble__]

This video was made to define “Passive Aggressive”

[@harryasmith527]

Remember you don't have to be the "perfect" husband if you don't get married.

[@DrBeeSpeaks]

Bingo!!!!!!!!!

[@alkalinebleach1449]

fax

[@cam0987]

BUT EVEN GFS ARE LIKE THIS

[@Lover3Liar]

Yeah, but you also never get to sit on the back porch and clink glasses while watching the kids play in the mud.

[@andrewlee9257]

That brevill tho... saved me thousands... literally.

[@deenanthekemoni5567]

Don't give guys false hope bro, when you get married you no longer have any friends.

[@treed5679]

My all time favorite and you kind of covered it is coming home after a full day and being told I need to help clean house before company comes after the wife had been home all day.

[@user-rr3yw9dn1l]

Does said wife have children she is trying to keep alive?

[@treed5679]

@@user-rr3yw9dn1l all gone out of the house, but I do understand the struggle with the kids believe me there.

[@dannyrodriguez5740]

It's not even ok how accurate this is.

[@Bethesolution]

Great job covering marriage on a Monday! Let us know when you do the other days of the week!

[@BoozeandChill]

I'm gonna send this to my wife. She'll get it! She'll just laugh at it and not have something snarky to say about it 🥁*ba doom tss* 😉😄 🍺CHEERS🍻

[@Zachary-li9ji]

Honestly this video could’ve been an hour long and all guys could still agree to everything he said😂

[@audnbob1]

I'll agree with HALF of your claim's,...lol,...and my hubby will agree with the other half so see,...we're all good! YOU BETCHA!!!!!

[@snowflake3547]

The accuracy!!! Lol

[@jasonalwood]

You Freaking nailed it. Thank you.

[@hillbert0861]

Watched on full blast with the wife in the room. Glad to say im not getting any for at least a week.

[@mjo0311]

Watching this has made me realize that you Midwest boys ain't so much different from us Southern boys.

[@sharonmontano4924]

So true only without yes ma’am

[@alkaholic4848]

It's universal. Works just as well in the UK!

[@camron2.012]

Saw you uploaded and immediately laughed because I knew it would be funny

[@chicagosoxchicagosox8197]

I bet Tony doesn't have this problem...

[@mikemartyniuk69]

There’s something comforting about seeing something both so deeply relatable and funny

[@toolstudios]

Ive had the most random encounters with people knowing you than any other youtube channel. Apparently it was an inside joke for my gf at the time's cousins. He opened up a double doucer for chirstmas and was real pumped saying BUUSSSCCCCHHHHHH Another was at work and we were giving someone shit for their yeti and someone else walks by and starts talking about someone who made a cooler out of foam. I waited for other people to talk about it and then said you beti and his eyes lit up lol

[@hettiesimpson]

I say you betcha here and nobody knows what I'm talking about 😭

[@avoinc7707]

need the wife to make a vid now. the “perfect” wife

[@jojospeechy4761]

Agreed!

[@samuelyoung2671]

gotta be honest not sure if the would fly with the feminists or even youtube age restrictions😂

[@sewlemony1470]

Well you’re in luck; that was just released today! enjoy! 🤣😂🤣

[@TheRealEnrique1]

I got broken up with about a month and a half ago, I've been looking up ted talks on break ups and self love... Would have never guessed this would be 10000000x more potent than any Ted Talk

[@brisklight1023]

“I’d way rather go to target than have my freedom” 🤠

[@b-d3vil16]

Had 5 Alta boxes show up in the last week because it’s “Really high quality and on sale!”

[@elbowdunk]

It’s hilarious and sad how accurate this is.

[@Daniel-Weaver]

Secret stash in my garage? You know it. Bottom drawer of the manuals and truck files file cabinet. Bean o bacon,spam, pork and beans

[@mxrazy]

passive aggressive, party of 1. LOL

[@jaredalinkoff76]

Perfect. Absolutely perfect brother. Too funny...

[@-ouv]

The gasping and pointing out things while I'm driving is so dang true 😂😂😂 I showed her that and she gave me this look 😡😡

[@babremmerkamp]

Channeling some JP Sears in this one😂

[@jobi4221]

Ive never related more to the gasping and pointing while driving 😭😂😂😂

[@BRG13DEAN]

"You're right, I do drink a lot!"

[@lavin214]

This is the way.

[@TheBoyers]

How can this be so accurate for so many 😂

[@lead5s]

the 9 dollar coffee got me rollin lmao

[@johnc8209]

holy fuck the tellin you how to drive was spot on ahaha

[@Dana-eq5nz]

Love the expressions on the second to last call. Priceless. Geez, so glad I'm single.

[@returnoftheromans6726]

Holy crap! I was eating, and just about choked from laughter in the first few seconds. Let's see if I can make it through without dying. 😂

[@AngelsInjection]

Geez, now I feel like I should make my own coffee tomorrow 😂

[@jamesdewane1642]

If you do, then this video is not in vain!

[@yukiruk5861]

The level of sarcasm is perfect