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@YoungTro143 жыл бұрын
Oddly I say these exact same things to my wife in this exact same tone and she has never called me the perfect husband.
@heatto1623 жыл бұрын
Funny how they pick up the sarcasm instantly
@noyopacific3 жыл бұрын
Didn't she ever say that you are a perfect . . . something?
@YoungTro143 жыл бұрын
@@noyopacific perfect stranger
@Thisismycomment.3 жыл бұрын
"Oddly"
@StupiderWithAB3 жыл бұрын
I like the silliness of this almost as much as i like my silly and stupid videos. 🤔
@pabl0483 жыл бұрын
My wife left the room half way through this. Prayers
@cameronjournal3 жыл бұрын
Just get the pillow and blanket for the couch now.
@blllllllllllllllllllrlrlrl70593 жыл бұрын
@@cameronjournal why does she get to have the bed?
@collintrainor71933 жыл бұрын
My girlfriend stopped watching halfway through too but she said she's not my wife so it doesn't count
@halloweellahere76023 жыл бұрын
Oh no! It's one thing having all the things in the video be accurate (which they are)... But another thing all together if your wife doesn't find it hilarious! So yes, here are some prayers!! *hands you prayers*
@ZeroCoolStar3 жыл бұрын
Safe bro safe
@father83873 жыл бұрын
“Especially because everyone on that show is super rational and doesn’t need any therapy :).” So on point
@Jimi-Funkycold-Molina3 жыл бұрын
I read this as he said it lol
@Mr.B.B.Wolfman3 жыл бұрын
That's so spot on. Like every show she watches fits this exact sarcasm.
@haileymarr43643 жыл бұрын
Dr phil 2
@JohnSmith-yf5bk3 жыл бұрын
This is the same reaction I have to whenever I see my mom watching The View. How someone can sit for hours listening to 4 washed-up bimbos with zero credentials giving strong opinions on politics and celebrity relationships is beyond me.
@bigb3n0113 жыл бұрын
My wife loves murder porn and the bachelor. It’s the only two things she ever watches
@jackmonaghan40403 жыл бұрын
“Plus Ive been in zero accidents and you’ve been in four”. Never heard anything more accurate to my life.
@kevinb3143 жыл бұрын
.. this year
@ryanceh3903 жыл бұрын
Yeah putting on eye shadow
@mikeganer62573 жыл бұрын
Literally me and my girlfriend except she has 2
@busteroaks4023 жыл бұрын
My wife totalled a car by hitting a post in a parking lot looking at a Target store!
@AndrewD6243 жыл бұрын
@@busteroaks402 Then says you always work instead of spending time with her. When the only reason you have to work so much is to pay for all her stuff and her totaled car of course.
@brianmcg3213 жыл бұрын
I was going to send this to my wife. But decided I didn’t want to get divorced.
@irocksup1233 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry, but what would the downside be?
@graceluo9793 жыл бұрын
He have a new one "perfect" wife!! Maybe send both to your wife.😆
@rray19533 жыл бұрын
Well duhh... You'll get that divorce when she decides she wants it and no sooner...
@mirza_20233 жыл бұрын
I actually sent it to mine and she sent me back "The 'Perfect' Wife" one back. I did not know about that one.. I should have known.
@sweetcatastr0fe3 жыл бұрын
I’m dying of laughter & told my husband to come watch with me. If your wife can’t laugh at her ridiculousness then that’s a bummer lol.
@lukelonghenry32333 жыл бұрын
This is the most accurate thing I have ever seen on the internet
@viberstrike37733 жыл бұрын
Yup. Hit that one right on the head
@jobi42213 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@mattcanfield63843 жыл бұрын
You are correct also full disclosure I'm not this guy I enjoy my life haha
@Dewey29393 жыл бұрын
Nope
@Ozarkemptynesters3 жыл бұрын
You left out - *while sitting on couch* "Of course I'd love to do (whatever task)! That's why I asked you 3 times if you needed anything before I sat down and turned the tv on!"
@jamesdewane16423 жыл бұрын
Ouch! But don't you know it's not an expression of love unless the thing is as inconvenient as possible?
@synyzal7723 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD YES. Need any help? No? You sure? I could do _____. No? Ok well if you're sure I'm going out on the porch to drink a beer and read a book. Less than 5 minutes later: "Babe can you come make _____ or clean _____!"
@rorypal53013 жыл бұрын
The part about gasping and pointing out things while driving really resonated with me
@lfgone70143 жыл бұрын
I turned off the voice on my GPS because I couldn't take two women telling me how two drive.
@susancook1448 Жыл бұрын
My husband found the answer to this one-he’s now extremely hard of hearing
@joshuaglassmyer83583 жыл бұрын
"I'm getting sick of our brand-new countertops as well." Hahahaha.
@thephotoyak3 жыл бұрын
I got married in 2013, since then I have had three trucks with a total of 600 000 km (375 000 miles). No accidents, no tickets. Wife has maybe driven 50 000 km (30 000 miles) 2 tickets and an accident. She'll still critique my driving and gasp all the God damn time.
@justinpettit82823 жыл бұрын
Gotta love her though 😅😭😭
@thephotoyak3 жыл бұрын
@@justinpettit8282 I do!
@lowlifeangler3 жыл бұрын
My wife is pretty safe but she is always beater vehicle shopping
@danlevesque54372 жыл бұрын
It's amazing how many guys never pay attention until they get married and then learn these lessons and it's too late
@Redact63Lluks2 жыл бұрын
@@danlevesque5437 I did this to a woman with something even more important, got a girl I was dating to vacuum a small room. She spun in circles no less than 12 times twisting up my immaculate vacuum cable into a bird's nest. 🤦
@glennhower92653 жыл бұрын
"I've been in zero accidents, and you've been in four... Just this year..." I DIED XD
@beetlemondapowerful15423 жыл бұрын
“So your totally qualified to tell me how to drive” 😂🤣
@BennysGamingAttic3 жыл бұрын
"Of course I'll sell my sports car to buy a minivan, babe! What a great idea!"
@brendanwilliams75533 жыл бұрын
True bro
@ErynLizabeth_TheVegan3 жыл бұрын
Don't have children and you don't have to worry about that. Husband and I have 2 cars, a jeep, and 2 motorcycles 🏍🏍 🎉
@xvs41623 жыл бұрын
@@ErynLizabeth_TheVegan you can have kids and have all that. Got rid of a coupe got an suv. Still have my nice car, 3 motorcycles and have a Son.
@burroaks7723 жыл бұрын
You spelled 3 motorcycles wrong, but I get what you're saying.
@jo23bulls3 жыл бұрын
Get a Charger
@collintrainor71933 жыл бұрын
Do not show your wife this video. As funny as you think it is, she will not see it the same way. Sincerely, A guy who didn't hear this advice in time
@bacci44733 жыл бұрын
The accuracy of this 🤣
@henrycollins24783 жыл бұрын
Would like but 69 likes
@lowlifeangler3 жыл бұрын
Much research
@stephkent27363 жыл бұрын
Isn't Tuesday night poker at Target with the other husbands?
@kevinb3143 жыл бұрын
This was the origins story
@saiga12forme883 жыл бұрын
Na Target is for Saturdays where the wives can spend a solid 4 hours +. Tuesday poker is around the block just out of sight of the wives while the men are on their 'evening walk'.
@anichols58453 жыл бұрын
They gotta get their hours in....
@RelaxAndSmokeMeth3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a GRINDR meet up.
@Psy-Krow3 жыл бұрын
missed call back opportunity for sure
@monique78853 жыл бұрын
“Just this year” it’s January 5th 🤣🤣🤣
@CRBentz3 жыл бұрын
"Im actually glad you've reject all 6 of my solutions...the best option is to keep crying about it!" Lmao too real
@mattpritzl46693 жыл бұрын
I’m getting sick of these brand new countertops as well! 🤣🤣🤣
@PennsyPappas3 жыл бұрын
I feel like this was his way of just venting all of the stupid stuff his wife has probably done to him over the years and he just disfuised it as a KZbin video. Well played sir.
@travolta46873 жыл бұрын
Doesn't his wife film these for him too 🤣
@PennsyPappas3 жыл бұрын
@@travolta4687 Most likely and if she was behind the camera, i could see her just viting her lip from both not saying anything and also bursting out laughing.
@MegaTyguy123 жыл бұрын
Legend has it he's been sleeping on the couch since the filming of this
@aprilchronister99803 жыл бұрын
This cracks me up but also kinda makes me super appreciate my hubby ... he was diagnosed christmas '2016 of a huge brain tumor and we are still on his journey : ( his tumor is aggressive and keeps growing back - so drs kinda given us the "day at a time , nothing we can do" gentle talk. Though he can't do the hubby stuff he did the first 27 yrs of our marriage, mowing lawn or out with the guys (he is mostly immoble now) - I appreciate his sense of humor and how he does luv his redzone football sundays still. Funny, Iam the one who is in 'hubby's shoes'! (and when i burn dinn I have backup for hubby and me too!! ) Cute vid : )
@PennsyPappas3 жыл бұрын
@@aprilchronister9980 ya know my one uncle his wife has had a brain tumor removed and it seems every year she has a slight relapse and it's hard on him and she just cant do stuff like she used to. That's why were always told to cherish every moment we can. Even the hard times.
@abbyhenderson95743 жыл бұрын
You need to add "I just love finding your long hair on the shower wall! I also love picking it up for you so you don't have to!"
@illuminautism2 жыл бұрын
My fiancee has dyed hair and it has actually stained our shower wall and I’m so annoyed by her because we live in an apartment that we are renting
@band0fpandas9222 жыл бұрын
I could see the smile fade away on my girls face while I was laughing at this.
@eh34313 жыл бұрын
The kitchen remodel. That hit home. I also love replacing new items with brand new items for no reason.....
@kevinb3143 жыл бұрын
The gasps are too accurate. I remember my ex always doing that, so I finally asked “Is driving like a series of terrifying moments for you?” She said yes...
@momentsformoms94673 жыл бұрын
My sons dad doesn’t pay attention-he plays video games on his phone while driving and has almost hit cars & people and ran off the road..:...but ‘didn’t need me to tell him,he saw.’ 🙄 his family says the same thing & hates driving with him when they had to. Can’t wait to get my license-(wasn’t able to before bc he’s abusive) and leave. Hopefully one day his stupidity will be the end of him but only when he’s the only one in the car (although if it’s his mom too that’s only all the better-she’s pretty much the cult leader of the family).
@cameronjournal3 жыл бұрын
Did we date the same woman? My ex refused to drive on interstates because trucks were too big.
@jamesdewane16423 жыл бұрын
One covid advantage is that you can invite your passengers to put their masks over their eyes.
@lowfat30823 жыл бұрын
After I had my first child, I became protective, and driving on freeways was overwhelming.
@ionlybuyovervaluedstocks21202 жыл бұрын
@@lowfat3082 if freeways overwhelm you, you shouldn’t be a parent
@pmignini13 жыл бұрын
This may be the funniest one you've done yet. "I love when you tell me how to drive...plus, I've been in zero accidents and you've been in four...just this year..." Holy schnikees, hysterical!
@Fullsendfilosophy3 жыл бұрын
This video just popped up after me and my girlfriend got into a fight about how I don't do enough chores around the house cause I didn't do the dishes yesterday.... on her day off. You know the day I worked all day, left before the sun came up and came home after the sun came up. But no way in her entirely busy day off could she have done those dishes or at least not complained when I didn't do them because I was fixing the sink after work.
@robertlyle62773 жыл бұрын
You forgot “Oh, you want to remind me of everything you wanted me to do today while I’m getting ready for bed?” Well done dude!
@benmollett73293 жыл бұрын
This should be documented and inserted into all wedding documents from the state
@SuperNagz3 жыл бұрын
I’m crying, but not in a good way. Man, I miss being single
@mr.pugmaster89753 жыл бұрын
This video is actually 6 seconds long but KZbin says its 7 seconds long:kzbin.info/www/bejne/a5PZlmOiZb-SqcU Go to his channel page for proof
@toolstudios3 жыл бұрын
"signs you are in a healthy and loving relationship" for 2000
@mandielou3 жыл бұрын
I feel sorry for your boy\girlfriend... You shouldn't be in a relationship.
@kevinb3143 жыл бұрын
@@mandielou - I feel sorry for you and your potential significant other. Must be tough with no sense of humor
@iBringTheRain243 жыл бұрын
I'm crying, bug not in a good way. Man, I miss being married
@friendlyjunco68363 жыл бұрын
This needs to be played on national television
@bryanm98803 жыл бұрын
Actually when lasagna has the burnt crispy cheese on the sides, it's delicious!
@anniebertolini7243 жыл бұрын
I hope you will do another one and play your wife "The Perfect Wife"-can't wait to laugh again
@blazerftbl33 жыл бұрын
I have the exact same breville espresso machine. Took my wife a year to finally start using it! Spot on!
@mandreadfg3 жыл бұрын
Bruh the Breville RIPS
@hotatpАй бұрын
“I love when you tell me how to drive, it makes me feel super safe”🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jacksonmaples11233 жыл бұрын
This was the last time myles slept in a bed.
@4literjeep3 жыл бұрын
Wow, you invited all of your friends over for your essential oils pyrimid scheme party!!!
@kmik44663 жыл бұрын
Only thing he forgot was the rehashing something wrong you did 10 years ago..
@StephanieGrace193 жыл бұрын
Showing this to my husband ASAP to make him realize that me not even doing 1 of these things PROVES he won the lottery 😆
@TafTabTah2 жыл бұрын
Tell your husband that I relate to him. My wife is oblivious to how many of these she dose as well
@smokingdog93493 жыл бұрын
I don’t even know what to say to this but, wow. Just wow This is really specific
@burntgrass80663 жыл бұрын
I’m waiting for the “perfect” wife now
@samuelyoung26713 жыл бұрын
nsfw
@burntgrass80663 жыл бұрын
@Blck Mach1 lmao I guess not, maybe his wife got mad at him
@the_metznerd3 жыл бұрын
This hit way to close to home in every way. I'm actually really glad it's not just me.
@tolsti13 жыл бұрын
Although this is hilarious, I couldn’t laugh. It was way too accurate; it almost made me cry.
@kGOD-jd4vs3 жыл бұрын
“I’d Much Rather Go To Target Then Have My Freedom😀”
@marchingham3 жыл бұрын
Ok the gasping and pointing at things got me hahaha.
@ErynLizabeth_TheVegan3 жыл бұрын
You make my husband ACTUALLY look perfect, so good on you 👌
@brandonedwards1181 Жыл бұрын
Let us drink to her but think of him who has to keep her, that poor man.
@vernondouglas44253 жыл бұрын
I sent this to my dad and he sent back the classic don't get married
@1966BUGGY3 жыл бұрын
So spot on! I loved the driving critique and pointing and gasping. So my wife.
@hankhill5622 Жыл бұрын
The driving part is 100% on point 😂 I finally get irritated and look at her and ask? “You wanna compare speeding tickets over the passed 5 years?”
@elijohnson99593 жыл бұрын
Your videos are normally really funny... this one was NEXT LEVEL 😂😂😂😂
@Urotsukidoji13 жыл бұрын
This is hands down the funniest thing you have ever posted! I'm dying :)
@rpfcreates44763 жыл бұрын
I do love the uneasiness brought on by a female passenger gasping as I drive, that’s definitely the case. You Betcha!
@tankshopstevetankshopsteve42163 жыл бұрын
I love it when you phone me every day while I’m coming home from work to ask what you should make for dinner. I really care about what’s cooking when I get home.
@delias173 жыл бұрын
This has been one of the best videos ever uploaded on the internet. Thank you!
@charlesmayer70973 жыл бұрын
Omg !!!! This is perfect!.... Even his mono tone of voice! 😂😂😂😂
@jakepalmer60843 жыл бұрын
Best video yet by far.
@lehomard83313 жыл бұрын
Has his wife seen this? There might still be time to delete this.
@mameeocean61943 жыл бұрын
is he married??
@kelvinmakungu370 Жыл бұрын
"Work can wait" really got me 😅😅
@katelinromick81483 жыл бұрын
Why do I feel like this video was just a way for him to brag about his french press 🤣
@KuzbekCO3 жыл бұрын
I too love the uneasy feeling of driving while my wife gasps and tells my how I'm doing it too dangerous with my zero accidents.
@girlhappy64423 жыл бұрын
I’m a woman and this is 100% accurate 😂 Poor my husband
@anichols58453 жыл бұрын
This is one of the best yet, right up there with the Yeti lunch box comparison to a plastic bag
@TheAcenightcreeper3 жыл бұрын
Most passive aggressive husband is the more appropriate title
@kangaroo4323 жыл бұрын
Okay the burnt dinner thing was uncalled for. If she cooked for you, you're ducking welcome
@_Justnoble__3 жыл бұрын
This video was made to define “Passive Aggressive”
@harryasmith5273 жыл бұрын
Remember you don't have to be the "perfect" husband if you don't get married.
@DrBeeSpeaks3 жыл бұрын
Bingo!!!!!!!!!
@alkalinebleach14493 жыл бұрын
fax
@cam09872 жыл бұрын
BUT EVEN GFS ARE LIKE THIS
@Lover3Liar Жыл бұрын
Yeah, but you also never get to sit on the back porch and clink glasses while watching the kids play in the mud.
@andrewlee92573 жыл бұрын
That brevill tho... saved me thousands... literally.
@deenanthekemoni55673 жыл бұрын
Don't give guys false hope bro, when you get married you no longer have any friends.
@treed56793 жыл бұрын
My all time favorite and you kind of covered it is coming home after a full day and being told I need to help clean house before company comes after the wife had been home all day.
@user-rr3yw9dn1l3 жыл бұрын
Does said wife have children she is trying to keep alive?
@treed56793 жыл бұрын
@@user-rr3yw9dn1l all gone out of the house, but I do understand the struggle with the kids believe me there.
@dannyrodriguez57407 күн бұрын
It's not even ok how accurate this is.
@Bethesolution2 жыл бұрын
Great job covering marriage on a Monday! Let us know when you do the other days of the week!
@BoozeandChill3 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna send this to my wife. She'll get it! She'll just laugh at it and not have something snarky to say about it 🥁*ba doom tss* 😉😄 🍺CHEERS🍻
@Zachary-li9ji3 жыл бұрын
Honestly this video could’ve been an hour long and all guys could still agree to everything he said😂
@audnbob13 жыл бұрын
I'll agree with HALF of your claim's,...lol,...and my hubby will agree with the other half so see,...we're all good! YOU BETCHA!!!!!
@snowflake35473 жыл бұрын
The accuracy!!! Lol
@jasonalwood3 жыл бұрын
You Freaking nailed it. Thank you.
@hillbert08613 жыл бұрын
Watched on full blast with the wife in the room. Glad to say im not getting any for at least a week.
@mjo03113 жыл бұрын
Watching this has made me realize that you Midwest boys ain't so much different from us Southern boys.
@sharonmontano49243 жыл бұрын
So true only without yes ma’am
@alkaholic48483 жыл бұрын
It's universal. Works just as well in the UK!
@camron2.0123 жыл бұрын
Saw you uploaded and immediately laughed because I knew it would be funny
@chicagosoxchicagosox81973 жыл бұрын
I bet Tony doesn't have this problem...
@mikemartyniuk693 жыл бұрын
There’s something comforting about seeing something both so deeply relatable and funny
@toolstudios3 жыл бұрын
Ive had the most random encounters with people knowing you than any other youtube channel. Apparently it was an inside joke for my gf at the time's cousins. He opened up a double doucer for chirstmas and was real pumped saying BUUSSSCCCCHHHHHH Another was at work and we were giving someone shit for their yeti and someone else walks by and starts talking about someone who made a cooler out of foam. I waited for other people to talk about it and then said you beti and his eyes lit up lol
@hettiesimpson3 жыл бұрын
I say you betcha here and nobody knows what I'm talking about 😭
@avoinc77073 жыл бұрын
need the wife to make a vid now. the “perfect” wife
@jojospeechy47613 жыл бұрын
Agreed!
@samuelyoung26713 жыл бұрын
gotta be honest not sure if the would fly with the feminists or even youtube age restrictions😂
@sewlemony14703 жыл бұрын
Well you’re in luck; that was just released today! enjoy! 🤣😂🤣
@TheRealEnrique13 жыл бұрын
I got broken up with about a month and a half ago, I've been looking up ted talks on break ups and self love... Would have never guessed this would be 10000000x more potent than any Ted Talk
@brisklight10233 жыл бұрын
“I’d way rather go to target than have my freedom” 🤠
@b-d3vil163 жыл бұрын
Had 5 Alta boxes show up in the last week because it’s “Really high quality and on sale!”
@elbowdunk3 жыл бұрын
It’s hilarious and sad how accurate this is.
@Daniel-Weaver3 жыл бұрын
Secret stash in my garage? You know it. Bottom drawer of the manuals and truck files file cabinet. Bean o bacon,spam, pork and beans
@mxrazy3 жыл бұрын
passive aggressive, party of 1. LOL
@jaredalinkoff763 жыл бұрын
Perfect. Absolutely perfect brother. Too funny...
@-ouv3 жыл бұрын
The gasping and pointing out things while I'm driving is so dang true 😂😂😂 I showed her that and she gave me this look 😡😡
@babremmerkamp3 жыл бұрын
Channeling some JP Sears in this one😂
@jobi42213 жыл бұрын
Ive never related more to the gasping and pointing while driving 😭😂😂😂
@BRG13DEAN3 жыл бұрын
"You're right, I do drink a lot!"
@lavin2143 жыл бұрын
This is the way.
@TheBoyers3 жыл бұрын
How can this be so accurate for so many 😂
@lead5s3 жыл бұрын
the 9 dollar coffee got me rollin lmao
@johnc82093 жыл бұрын
holy fuck the tellin you how to drive was spot on ahaha
@Dana-eq5nz3 жыл бұрын
Love the expressions on the second to last call. Priceless. Geez, so glad I'm single.
@returnoftheromans67262 жыл бұрын
Holy crap! I was eating, and just about choked from laughter in the first few seconds. Let's see if I can make it through without dying. 😂
@AngelsInjection3 жыл бұрын
Geez, now I feel like I should make my own coffee tomorrow 😂