YouLOL: Mga PASOK SA BANGA na linya ni Mr. Assimo

[@gabrielvalerianomanalang]

This is the King of Comedy in this generation, pasok sa lahat ng aspeto like comedy, music parodies, creative director, magaling na actor, higit sa laaht di OA at hindi na kailanganng manlait pa para makapagpatawa

[@bangssantiago1183]

@@metajona5255 huh? Bobo ka girl

[@johngoeber5515]

;km

[@alexejcrescini5164]

Vice Ganda the shittiest comedian ever 💩

[@billy4744]

Mismo

[@aatv38]

Mismo!❤❤❤

[@joemarkerickzamora1321]

Michael V. is a real Comedy Genius!👏👏👏

[@admirarosalita3954]

Hahaha Michael is a real joker !!!

[@jardanijovonovich8201]

"Isagad mo hanggang umapaw . Pag umapaw sindihan mo ng posporo ng sumabog tayo" 🤣🤣🤣

[@girlrandom7022]

Yan din pinaka gusto ko tawang tawa ko hahaha

[@GeLLee]

same HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@selselcaps1337]

6:07 ayan yang sinasabi mo

[@Brightness_Radiant]

🤣🤣

[@dwightg.halpert7219]

Ang hirap maging side character sa mga segments niya. Hindi mo mapipigilan tawa mo😂

[@ajduatin3662]

Of all Bitoy's character, Mr. Assimo is the best. It really reflects a typical Filipino mannerism like the instruction is already there but they keep on asking again and again HAHAHA 😂😂🤣🤣

[@gandangpinay2158]

AJ Duatin pati ung c Aling Mary 😂😂😂

[@gonosoe3952]

Para din yan minsan sa ilang mga kupal na mayayamangggg. Hahahgagaggag

[@dewsimbulan8732]

tata lino for me XD

[@lizaramirez4905]

Galing ng bubble gang🙌

[@akc.natangcop1225]

Tetilio Tatuman

[@dailylyrics8442]

The Father of Philippine Comedy In The New Generation . Ganda Diba Mr. V ♥️🇵🇭

[@makafeelingzofficial]

Grabe the talaga yang segment na mr.assimo Sana magawan Ng movie Yan next year!! More power youlol

[@ZiyadABDULLAH20]

Yazzzz

[@Xmenvlogs04]

Totoo haha😅😅😅

[@projecttanjiro2838]

@Enhanced Potato HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

[@kelloydyt7178]

Agreed

[@heroshivilla2774]

Agreed.. prng yung yaya and angelina the movie tska boy pick up the movie..

[@AboutBasketball-mg9or]

GANYAN NA GANYAN TALAGA MGA PINOY PAULIT ULIT MISKI AKO. 😂 SOBRANG GENUIS NI MICHAEL V.

[@insay9777]

Lahat ng sinabe nya totoo haha normal kse s pinoy n minsan wlang common sense

[@bnnentertainment8328]

For me Bitoy is a legend. He's in my top 5 list for all time great.

[@nasdin7150]

Basketball? Hahaha

[@dr.josemanalo2141]

@@nasdin7150 basketball lang ba may all time great sir? 🤦‍♂️

[@mangodadilipatan6932]

Anu un The GOAT

[@anhyesii6411]

@@mangodadilipatan6932 pinagsasabe mo?

[@nevergonnagiveupuntilibeco5690]

@@anhyesii6411 GOAT=GREATEST OF ALL TIME

[@q.9697]

HAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING LALO NA SA PART NG "NASAKSAK"

[@clydeericktorres]

Same sakit tyan ako

[@e.5941]

"PUPUNTA NALANG KAMI SA HARDWARE, AT BIBILI NG DUCKTAPE, AT IDA-DUCKTAPE KO YUNG SAKSAK SAKANYA" 😂😂

[@xpw_v]

ilan ho yung saksak isa isa lang? bitin ka? gusto mo dagdagan? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@BenjieBatayon-nz2ip]

UBOS NABA UNG NINAKAW KO MAS MATAMIS UN EH HAHAHA

[@ronaldsagun6786]

❤​@jiocostas5742

[@iwillexplain6802]

I missed Mr. Assimo and Antonietta too... sana ibalik nila need na namin ng bashers, hahaha

[@resalferdyarcia1463]

Ok yng character Ni Kuya Betong, c Antonietta.

[@joshuamm21]

Oo need ko din si Erlin-duh at mamaw 😂

[@ethangold4900]

Include niyo na rin si Bea

[@reymartgipanao6058]

@@joshuamm21 L

[@reymartgipanao6058]

@@ethangold4900 I'm going to look on LL oOoOO poppedloo P

[@domatgaming4538]

Michael v stay strong pagaling kapo iloveyou wala kang katulad promise 💚

[@BryanV9]

nakaka-miss si Bitoy, si Etoy, saka si Bebang, 😂🤣😂🤣

[@dreenzkhalifa1445]

Batang 90's na lang nakakakilala nyan 😂

[@gotchi3338]

kakamiss din ung Muchas Grasas 😂😂 pati si JR Kumag 😂😂

[@akoaypilipino5713]

@@gotchi3338 oo nga, mga taong grasang myaman🤣

[@CarloGarcia-sp9lv]

Nkaka miss un

[@nielification20]

All Michael Vs character over the past years are legendary and remarkable.

[@mikeithappen]

Ilan ba yung tama nya? Isa, isa lang? Oo bakit bitin ka ba haha! 😂 Laptrip ka talaga mr. Assimo. 🤣 Nakaka miss tong segment na to. 😁

[@MarkUs00]

6:58 feeling ko pinanuod ko lang si Pepito at Maria ng ibang household AHHAHAHHAHAHA

[@kylecastil9467]

You can’t kill Mr. Assimo with kindness.

[@josellco8335]

Hahahahhaaha

[@josellco8335]

Kainis hahahahaa

[@perlitodizon7553]

Hahahah

[@junstv5919]

Hahahaha

[@cloudtv6478]

hahahaha

[@majohtventertainment5178]

Ilang beses konang napanood ito hindi nkakasawa..iba k tlga mr.assimo isa k sa pinaka mahusay magpatawa na karakter ni michael V.idol talaga seance si bitoy si itoy at chaka si bebang..😘😘😘more power po idol👊👊👊

[@beamanlangit6869]

Mr. Assimo's iconic line: "Hiyang hiya naman ako sayo no?" "Pulkit ba Valentine's day ,di na pde kumain magisa" HAHAHA oo nga naman.

[@jonieuvero5626]

Someone: *is asking a question...* Mr. Assimo: "So you have chosen... death"

[@ianabe2909]

😂😂😂😂 sakit ng tiyan ko. first tym ko napanood to.

[@centiments11]

The best yung kay inday eh hahahahahahah 6:54 Tsaka yung nasaksak hahahaha 9:21

[@efrenjrbriones4430]

ahaha.. very true.. super hagalpak tawa namin dun sa part ng may nasaksak.. 😁😂😅

[@centiments11]

@@efrenjrbriones4430 Oo nga haha

[@crazychannel6731]

Bitoy: pki kuha nga ng prutas Inday: yung binili nyo po? Bitoy:Ubos na ba ninakaw ko?kasi mas matamis yun eh😂 Agent.. bibili ho ba kayu ng kotse? Bitoy: may bangka ba kayu dto?😂😂😂

[@imoo5560]

Dyn ginya n vice iba n line

[@kenryuguji172]

napanood namin, hindi mo na kailangan i-comment.

[@gilperrydelunajr5708]

😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@gen3sys732]

Mr Assimo "The KAREN of Philippines"

[@joshuamm21]

He was born way before "Karen" 😂 but I get what you mean.

[@trinitxx8571]

no it's marites

[@gen3sys732]

@@trinitxx8571 oh right coz it's in the philippines. Wazzup mga cancer

[@peekafch]

It's Karencita then

[@mr.sidecomments9278]

Ang mga KAREN, mga entitled bitches na mahilig nagdedemand ng managers. Mr. Assimo on the other hand, ay mahilig lang talaga mambara ng mga stupid questions.

[@dr.josemanalo2141]

My top 5 comedian all time 1. Bitoy 2. Babalu 3. Redford 4. Dolphy 5. Jose Manalo

[@Periculum888]

I prefer roderick paulate...the best

[@renatogiltendez4663]

Pass kay Jose Manalo Vice Ganda mas magaling😅

[@dr.josemanalo2141]

@@renatogiltendez4663 vice ganda? HAHAHA wag moko patawanin sir

[@angeldelacruz8115]

vice ganda daw. ahahaha

[@Rolly-wp3dr]

Di naman nakakatawa vice ganda puro pan lalait lang

[@astroboy2284]

Comedy genius talaga 🥰❤️👏🏼

[@leahcim2839]

gustong gusto ko yung linya ne mr assimo sa gasoline boy"hi sir!papagas po ba kayo?ay hnd nagpapasilong lng ako mainit kasi"hehe

[@zepcubacub8234]

Mga obvious tinatanong pa e ano hahahahha

[@GinoviePascual]

Mr. Assimo: 'Hiyang hiya naman ako sa inyo noh!?" 😂🤣 MR. MICHAEL V SUCH AN ICONIC COMEDY ARTIST, PERFORMER & ENTERTAINER. GODBLESS YOU SIR. 😉👍❤️

[@markjaysonham120]

lahat nakakatawa kapag anjan si Mr. Assimo! Ibalik si Mr. Assimo after ECQ PLEASEEEEE

[@CarlyRomero1409]

Yung nasaksak 😂😂😂😂Ilan Ang Tama niya😂grabe Dami Kong tawa sakit SA panga.

[@norianeopena6352]

sana bumalik na uli si Mr. Assimo, nkaka miss sya😊🤣

[@luliyoung3646]

I love mr assimo sana maibalik to sa bubble gang. I love you michael v.

[@raiginlyrics5751]

Wala napo ba kyo yung eppisode ng mr assimo na sa pag kaka recall ko po is yung sa blood donation? C idol Michael v. ska c ms carla avellana?

[@timmybaylon9607]

Mr. Assimo + Aling Mary + Antonietta = LAUGHTRIP... 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bernardcapao9785]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@aristeoramos774]

the one my favorite artist michael v...ang galing sobra...nkakasakit ng tyan...

[@anilene4656]

Yung tipong nakakatakot magtanong!!! 😂😂

[@ricavibeschannel4197]

Hahahah lol 🤣🤣🤣

[@glennnelcolsoncolobong509]

@@ricavibeschannel4197 you

[@glennnelcolsoncolobong509]

@@ricavibeschannel4197forwarded to hearing

[@glennnelcolsoncolobong509]

@@ricavibeschannel4197 you

[@youmustkill9755]

Papagas po ba kayu sir??

[@scorpioside513]

2 araw ko na pinapanuod to..sa buble gang..di ko na kailangan mag search pa..complete compilation na pala to.💪👍

[@pandanALVINice]

Pinakadabest ung convo ni Mr. Assimo kay Yaya Inday🤣

[@obsolete9798]

"MINAMATA MO KO EH! MATA POBRE KA? MATA POBRE!?" 😂😂

[@carlogarcia1804]

Npka genius tlga c bitoy... npka talendted pah.. musikero pa.. siya dn ng susulat s BG.. mgling p mg drawing.😆😆😆👏👏👍👍👍

[@ricavibeschannel4197]

Talaga magaling ba siya mag drawing?

[@ricavibeschannel4197]

At comedian pa

[@kenjiro3308]

Tawang tawa si jackie rice hahahaha!!

[@ma.luisaylagan-cortez7678]

Walang kupas si michael V. Nakakapagpasaya kahit sa pandemya.

[@welovephilippineswithmylov5419]

😁😁 nga hehehe

[@ramonchavez4780]

Magaling ang writer at execution ng Mr. Assimo. 👏👏👏

[@jarachannel7731]

Cya din po mismo ang writer 😊❣️

[@air03031989]

Hahaha.. si bitoy lahat gumagawa nyan. Alsiya ang writer at director... hahaha

[@harveylosito4154]

We need a back story of mr Assimo’s childhood

[@bacanijohnvincentr.7171]

So true Pasub isusubscribe back kita pagnakita kita sa notification ko

[@roelrementizo7079]

Yes parang the big bang theory mayroong Young Sheldon

[@dobazajr]

Malamang mataray ang Grandma nyan.

[@rmgnd]

Better to watch kesa ke vice kabayo

[@harveylosito4154]

@@rmgnd mind your own fucking business

[@joananunciado2212]

He is my favorite comedian in GMA ,fan Pepito Manolotto.🙂

[@gustavdwayne1850]

"Goodmorning, bibili ba kayo ng kotse?" "May bangka ba kayo?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@bacanijohnvincentr.7171]

Hahaha true btw paSub naman po hehe

[@welovephilippineswithmylov5419]

Hehehe 😂

[@welovephilippineswithmylov5419]

Nakakaloko si idol Michael Eh hehehe 😁

[@gilbertbacabac7208]

Micheal v. Is just one of a kind a person who is always giving us that happiness in life, that jokes that will always be remembered idol kita boss Mike. Hope that you will continue giving us that laughter inspite of our problems you were there to make us laugh and enjoying your shows. Coz i believe that laughter is the best medicine.

[@lucasobrador]

Bitoy is a living legend😂😂😉

[@SK-rp7kw]

Dian hinuhugot ni vice ung mga Linya nya dati 😂😂😂mr.assimo the best

[@knjksjmygjhspjmkthjjk6549]

pansin ko din sa gigil hugot nya

[@aimejanegonzales562]

Hahhaha nakakawala ng lungkot heheh mga lodi ko tong mga cast💗💗💗

[@CHOCKOU_BEK-BEK]

Mahirap makatagpo ng taong tulad ni mr.assimo kailngan ng mahabang pasensya😂😂😂

[@marielromen814]

"Hiyang hiya naman ako sa inyo noh?!" - Mr. Assimo (played by Kapuso comedy genius, Michael V.)! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dlonraanecco9944]

Iba tlga s Mr Asimo Chill pa yan hahahs galing mo Toybits...Bitoy..😎😎😎😂😂🤣🤣🤣simple pro iba mg Joke at mgaling tlga

[@gracebaldeo6025]

grabe ngayon ko lng napanood lahat to grabe ang tawa ko.ikaw na tlga mr.michael v.😁😁bawala ang pagod ko..God bless po💕💕

[@jamesot-ot6989]

Dedicated ko si Mr Assimo para sa mahahabang pasenxa na empleyado. Mr Assimo ang halimbawa na pasaway at pilosopong custumer na hindi mo pwedeng kontrahin😆😆😆

[@jiandanplayer5283]

20:38, ang cute ng smile mo ate 😍😍😘😘

[@BeN-vt1bv]

The best ka talaga Idol Bitoy🤗

[@dongmekanismo2886]

Ang Galing Po talaga Ni Sir.Director " Mr Micheal V 🥰 😎 you Deserve a lot Po ❤️

[@theheartofjesus9122]

Sobra galing ni bitoy tlga mga linyahan nia ndi nkakaaakit nakakatwa tlga mga linyahan .....godbless michael V ...❤❤

[@AG-sj4mx]

The Best!!! 👏🏻💖 I really miss Mr Assimo.

[@gieoca2510]

Sakit tiyan ko sa pagtawa🤣 legend ka talaga bitoy🤣🤣🤣

[@rogeliodeasis2736]

Yan ang mga MRcoses talagang mga gifted sila wag lng sanang masahan ng mga taong mababa ang pag iisip totoong tuluyan ng makkilala ang Pilipinas sa buong mundo , at lahat ng taong bayan maayos mapayapa at maubos na sana ang lahat ng may masamang pag iisip sa bansa natin ng maisigaw na Mabuhay ang bansang Piliinas ..🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@chickwithcoffee.80]

Please make more skits of Mr. Assimo...mataray na nakakatawa, parang nireregla lagi😂

[@khendraramos6828]

Favourite kong line nya yung may nasaksak "isa lang,bitin ka! Gusto mo dagdagan natin tawagan natin yung nanaksak"-Mr Assimo hahaha

[@requestyourdrama1448]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ramygrey3436]

😂😂

[@meenamoon7930]

Pigil na pigil pagkatapos ng kumpisal 😂😂😂😂

[@ylahadid7109]

"Ubos na ba yong ninakaw ko?" HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA nakakatawa pa rin kahit tagal na

[@keithtuazon4474]

sa totoo lng dto ginaya ni vice kabayo yung mga lines niya pagpapatawa. lodi na lodi talaga itong si michael v hehe

[@ChristianSalas-fv8qk]

henyong henyo ka talaga sa pagpapatawa sir bitoy, salute to you sir

[@lizaenperwa4453]

Ahhhhhahh😂😂😂😂 Sakit na panga ko sa ka2tawaaa, kay Bitoy 😅😄❤❤❤

[@juanpaulobatallones3767]

Hiyang hiya naman ako sayu no! 😅😂 -Mr. Assimo 2020

[@RaceEater]

sino gusto nyo bumalik, Mr. Assimo? or ung kabayong Mapanlait pra magpatawa?

[@ichiharaolerie1008]

Cyempre c Mr. Assimo 😍😘😍😘😍😘 The best cya ........ i💗 Mr. Assimo

[@lemuelherrera7445]

Mas ibang klase to manlait si assimo mapapahiya ung tao

[@yesha3006]

@@lemuelherrera7445 lol common sense rin naman kasi HAHSHHS nakakabobo rin tanong nila kaya binabara ni Mr. Assimo.

[@ichiharaolerie1008]

I love mr. Assimo 😘😍😘😍😘😍 aliw na aliw aq sa u 😂😂😂😂😂😂 naalala ko tuloy KATARAYAN Q 30yrs.ago sa isang Beauty Saloon sa Kumamoto City tinanong aq nung Beautician anong.gusto kong gupit eh me sumpong aq that time ! Kagaya ni Mr.Assimo ang naisagot ko 😂 ikaw ang Beautician eh d ikaw nkakaalam ng babagay sakin kaya nga pumupunta mga tao sa Beauty Saloon or Beauty Parlor pra gumanda noh ! So dpat alam mo kung anong gupit babagay sa mga customers nyo ! Hahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂 prang nkita ko sarili ko ke mr. Assimo

[@kitkhatpayaso7303]

Kung ako Beautician kinotongan kita😁

[@dhanviviuxllanto4385]

Hahaha tatlong beses kuna ito pinanuod pero nakakatawa padin 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ララモン]

HIYANG HIYA nmn ako sayu noh! 😂🤣😂 The best ka tlaga btoy 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[@jomelcapoquian2335]

Hiyang hiya naman ako sayo noh! -Mr. Assimo

[@welovephilippineswithmylov5419]

😁

[@uragonhorrorstories9122]

Ang Dami dami kong Tawa tlga sayo MR. ASSIMO, Ur the best Comedian.

[@loriecristobal6609]

LOL sobra tlga galing ni Michael V 👏👏👏

[@dorashedamai3744]

namiss ko tong segment ng mr.assimo haha pero in real life marami talagang ganito yung attitude.

[@aratkanam5029]

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[@elsaints8212]

I think this character is GMA7’s mockery/commentary of ABSCBN’s “top” comedian’s comedic stylings. This is a genius attack of that personality and people are loving it, including me. Kudos to whoever thought of this character.

[@darinbomy8964]

Nauna to before VG

[@summerwintermelon]

Ngayon ka lang nakanood ng BG?

[@pacificologaring5763]

mula noog hanggang ngaun walang kupas sa pagpa2xtawa si LODI BITOY MICHAEL V sana ibalik ang mt assimo at nung konwar ka2xnta sya tapos hindi mo namalayan tapos na pala syang kumanta hehehehehe gusto q rin nung kay tatalino D'best tlga BUBBLE GANG PEACE...PO.

[@C0n5tantin3]

Cheche bureche at Aling Mary naman na compilation next pls!! 🤣

[@rjmeds9406]

mr.assimo 😂😂😂😂 one of the best characters of mr.bitoy ☺️☺️☺️☺️

[@duke0ekub]

I really love the Assimo character 🤣 Tanga tanga kasi ng iba mag tanong eh hahahaha. Sarcasm at it's most bitter sense 🤣

[@nicorobin4553]

"Malalim po ba saksak?" Mr. Assimo: Bantayan mo kukuha ako ng ruler 😂😂😂

[@joyvalle8552]

Hahaha

[@khalidkhaidampuan8051]

"sir sir!! bibili ba kayo ng kotse? mr. assimo - "may bangka ba kayo? hayup na yan hahahahaha

[@welovephilippineswithmylov5419]

Maloko Eh hehehe

[@janiceguevarra9511]

Yan ba ang LAOS?... unstoppable laughter.... pampaalis ng neg vibe... ❤❤❤

[@eatwithsands726]

Nakakamiss panoodin si mr assimo 🤣😂

[@dagingbuenaobra6563]

the best ka talaga Michael V🤣🤣

[@neritolorio7042]

Guard: Ilan ho ba ang tama niya? Mr. Assimo: Isa. Guard: Isa lang? Mr. Assimo: Bitin ka?!? Gusto mong dagdagan? 😂😂😂

[@marojapacia4635]

😂😂😂

[@nizansenapi5081]

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

[@projecttanjiro2838]

LT YAN EH HAHAHS

[@youmustkill9755]

Malalim ho ba yung tama niya??

[@aerolchristopherinfante]

Exactly what I need this quarantine!

[@elbuendia1949]

4fun!!😂🤣😅

[@jhimsaygo3122]

Da best Bubble Gang..👏👏😍❤️

[@rybackalchannel855]

Micheal v the best para sakin grabe mag isip ng jokes at mag deliver 😂😂😂😂😂

[@JesusrickAydao-jn1jv]

Hahaha

[@khalidkhaidampuan8051]

"ubos na ba yung ninakaw ko" hahahaha

[@newbiechu7024]

Kasi mas matamis yun eh. Kahit yung binili ko nalang. Pakikuha mo na please.

[@amonreyes5879]

For me Michael V is the best the greatest and most versatile comedian

[@amparoestrada6266]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 Kainit NG ulo ni bitoy.. Iba ka talaga... 😅😅😅😅

[@air03031989]

Fact: michael v has been one of the few pinoys such as manny pacquiao and cory aquino that had a coverpage on reader's digest asia.. ibang level tlga si bitoy.. a superstar who doesnt know how big he is

[@kuyamarco8802]

Ok na eh nasama pa si corry🤣😂

[@angprobinsyana4729]

Ang taray😂😂😂😂pampawala stress while home quarantine😂😂bagay na bagay tlga sya sa Running Man na magkakaroon na d2 sa pinas....😍😍sna sya ang ilagay dun pati c paolo..

[@devahrii]

Dito pala nagsimula yung “indaaayyy” sa tiktok! Hahahahahaha

[@aurevoir167]

nene, panahon pa ni kopong-kopong yung inday.

[@devahrii]

mamibloo ahh hehe sory po kasi ang boses po ni mr assimo katulad nung sa tiktok eh hehehe

[@arcegamotovlogs1468]

Epekto ng f*cking tiktok

[@devahrii]

@@arcegamotovlogs1468 HAHAHA

[@lorrainegracechristineroxa2268]

Ang paborito kong dialogue ni Mr assimo ung "san ka naman nakakita ng magkakampi nagsaksakan

[@mariaelizabethcuisontamary1500]

😂😂😂 sumakit ang tiyan ko katatawa ldol bitoy

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[@welovephilippineswithmylov5419]

Oo Nga eh hehehe