YouLOL: Mga PASOK SA BANGA na linya ni Mr. Assimo

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[@joemarkerickzamora1321]

Michael V. is a real Comedy Genius!👏👏👏

[@admirarosalita3954]

Hahaha Michael is a real joker !!!

[@jardanijovonovich8201]

"Isagad mo hanggang umapaw . Pag umapaw sindihan mo ng posporo ng sumabog tayo" 🤣🤣🤣

[@girlrandom7022]

Yan din pinaka gusto ko tawang tawa ko hahaha

[@GeLLee]

same HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@selselcaps1337]

6:07 ayan yang sinasabi mo

[@Brightness_Radiant]

🤣🤣

[@gabrielvalerianomanalang]

This is the King of Comedy in this generation, pasok sa lahat ng aspeto like comedy, music parodies, creative director, magaling na actor, higit sa laaht di OA at hindi na kailanganng manlait pa para makapagpatawa

[@bangssantiago1183]

@@metajona5255 huh? Bobo ka girl

[@johngoeber5515]

;km

[@alexejcrescini5164]

Vice Ganda the shittiest comedian ever 💩

[@billy4744]

Mismo

[@aatv38]

Mismo!❤❤❤

[@q.9697]

HAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING LALO NA SA PART NG "NASAKSAK"

[@clydeericktorres]

Same sakit tyan ako

[@jiocostas5742]

"tanong mo ano favorite color ko" hahahah LT

[@e.5941]

"PUPUNTA NALANG KAMI SA HARDWARE, AT BIBILI NG DUCKTAPE, AT IDA-DUCKTAPE KO YUNG SAKSAK SAKANYA" 😂😂

[@xavxavxavxav]

ilan ho yung saksak isa isa lang? bitin ka? gusto mo dagdagan? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@ajduatin3662]

Of all Bitoy's character, Mr. Assimo is the best. It really reflects a typical Filipino mannerism like the instruction is already there but they keep on asking again and again HAHAHA 😂😂🤣🤣

[@gandangpinay2158]

AJ Duatin pati ung c Aling Mary 😂😂😂

[@gonosoe3952]

Para din yan minsan sa ilang mga kupal na mayayamangggg. Hahahgagaggag

[@dewsimbulan8732]

tata lino for me XD

[@lizaramirez4905]

Galing ng bubble gang🙌

[@akc.natangcop1225]

Tetilio Tatuman

[@kylecastil9467]

You can’t kill Mr. Assimo with kindness.

[@josellco8335]

Hahahahhaaha

[@josellco8335]

Kainis hahahahaa

[@perlitodizon7553]

Hahahah

[@junstv5919]

Hahahaha

[@cloudtv6478]

hahahaha

[@dwightg.halpert7219]

Ang hirap maging side character sa mga segments niya. Hindi mo mapipigilan tawa mo😂

[@dailylyrics8442]

The Father of Philippine Comedy In The New Generation . Ganda Diba Mr. V ♥️🇵🇭

[@makafeelingzofficial]

Grabe the talaga yang segment na mr.assimo Sana magawan Ng movie Yan next year!! More power youlol

[@ZiyadABDULLAH20]

Yazzzz

[@moviediba1618]

Totoo haha😅😅😅

[@projecttanjiro2838]

@Enhanced Potato HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

[@kelloydyt7178]

Agreed

[@heroshivilla2774]

Agreed.. prng yung yaya and angelina the movie tska boy pick up the movie..

[@nielification20]

All Michael Vs character over the past years are legendary and remarkable.

[@jonieuvero5626]

Someone: *is asking a question...* Mr. Assimo: "So you have chosen... death"

[@mikeithappen]

Ilan ba yung tama nya? Isa, isa lang? Oo bakit bitin ka ba haha! 😂 Laptrip ka talaga mr. Assimo. 🤣 Nakaka miss tong segment na to. 😁

[@bnnentertainment8328]

For me Bitoy is a legend. He's in my top 5 list for all time great.

[@nasdin7150]

Basketball? Hahaha

[@dr.josemanalo2141]

@@nasdin7150 basketball lang ba may all time great sir? 🤦‍♂️

[@mangodadilipatan6932]

Anu un The GOAT

[@anhyesii6411]

@@mangodadilipatan6932 pinagsasabe mo?

[@nevergonnagiveupuntilibeco5690]

@@anhyesii6411 GOAT=GREATEST OF ALL TIME

[@AboutBasketball-mg9or]

GANYAN NA GANYAN TALAGA MGA PINOY PAULIT ULIT MISKI AKO. 😂 SOBRANG GENUIS NI MICHAEL V.

[@insay9777]

Lahat ng sinabe nya totoo haha normal kse s pinoy n minsan wlang common sense

[@MarkUs00]

6:58 feeling ko pinanuod ko lang si Pepito at Maria ng ibang household AHHAHAHHAHAHA

[@gen3sys732]

Mr Assimo "The KAREN of Philippines"

[@joshuamm21]

He was born way before "Karen" 😂 but I get what you mean.

[@trinitxx8571]

no it's marites

[@gen3sys732]

@@trinitxx8571 oh right coz it's in the philippines. Wazzup mga cancer

[@cherenmertens]

It's Karencita then

[@mr.sidecomments9278]

Ang mga KAREN, mga entitled bitches na mahilig nagdedemand ng managers. Mr. Assimo on the other hand, ay mahilig lang talaga mambara ng mga stupid questions.

[@obsolete9798]

"MINAMATA MO KO EH! MATA POBRE KA? MATA POBRE!?" 😂😂

[@BryanV9]

nakaka-miss si Bitoy, si Etoy, saka si Bebang, 😂🤣😂🤣

[@dreenzkhalifa1445]

Batang 90's na lang nakakakilala nyan 😂

[@gara3338]

kakamiss din ung Muchas Grasas 😂😂 pati si JR Kumag 😂😂

[@akoaypilipino5713]

@@gara3338 oo nga, mga taong grasang myaman🤣

[@CarloGarcia-sp9lv]

Nkaka miss un

[@astroboy2284]

Comedy genius talaga 🥰❤️👏🏼

[@ianabe2909]

😂😂😂😂 sakit ng tiyan ko. first tym ko napanood to.

[@markjaysonham120]

lahat nakakatawa kapag anjan si Mr. Assimo! Ibalik si Mr. Assimo after ECQ PLEASEEEEE

[@iwillexplain6802]

I missed Mr. Assimo and Antonietta too... sana ibalik nila need na namin ng bashers, hahaha

[@resalferdyarcia1463]

Ok yng character Ni Kuya Betong, c Antonietta.

[@joshuamm21]

Oo need ko din si Erlin-duh at mamaw 😂

[@ethangold4900]

Include niyo na rin si Bea

[@reymartgipanao6058]

@@joshuamm21 L

[@reymartgipanao6058]

@@ethangold4900 I'm going to look on LL oOoOO poppedloo P

[@domatgaming4538]

Michael v stay strong pagaling kapo iloveyou wala kang katulad promise 💚

[@timmybaylon9607]

Mr. Assimo + Aling Mary + Antonietta = LAUGHTRIP... 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bernardcapaoofficial9785]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@leahcim2839]

gustong gusto ko yung linya ne mr assimo sa gasoline boy"hi sir!papagas po ba kayo?ay hnd nagpapasilong lng ako mainit kasi"hehe

[@zepcubacub8234]

Mga obvious tinatanong pa e ano hahahahha

[@CHOCKOU_BEK-BEK]

Mahirap makatagpo ng taong tulad ni mr.assimo kailngan ng mahabang pasensya😂😂😂

[@carlogarcia1804]

Npka genius tlga c bitoy... npka talendted pah.. musikero pa.. siya dn ng susulat s BG.. mgling p mg drawing.😆😆😆👏👏👍👍👍

[@ricavibeschannel4197]

Talaga magaling ba siya mag drawing?

[@ricavibeschannel4197]

At comedian pa

[@gustavdwayne1850]

"Goodmorning, bibili ba kayo ng kotse?" "May bangka ba kayo?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@bacanijohnvincentr.7171]

Hahaha true btw paSub naman po hehe

[@welovephilippineswithmylov5419]

Hehehe 😂

[@welovephilippineswithmylov5419]

Nakakaloko si idol Michael Eh hehehe 😁

[@marielromen814]

"Hiyang hiya naman ako sa inyo noh?!" - Mr. Assimo (played by Kapuso comedy genius, Michael V.)! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@beamanlangit6869]

Mr. Assimo's iconic line: "Hiyang hiya naman ako sayo no?" "Pulkit ba Valentine's day ,di na pde kumain magisa" HAHAHA oo nga naman.

[@harveylosito4154]

We need a back story of mr Assimo’s childhood

[@bacanijohnvincentr.7171]

So true Pasub isusubscribe back kita pagnakita kita sa notification ko

[@roelrementizo7079]

Yes parang the big bang theory mayroong Young Sheldon

[@dobazajr]

Malamang mataray ang Grandma nyan.

[@ron-mardinong1113]

Better to watch kesa ke vice kabayo

[@harveylosito4154]

@@ron-mardinong1113 mind your own fucking business

[@ylahadid7109]

"Ubos na ba yong ninakaw ko?" HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA nakakatawa pa rin kahit tagal na

[@SK-rp7kw]

Dian hinuhugot ni vice ung mga Linya nya dati 😂😂😂mr.assimo the best

[@knjksjmygjhspjmkthjjk6549]

pansin ko din sa gigil hugot nya

[@lucasobrador]

Bitoy is a living legend😂😂😉

[@anilene4656]

Yung tipong nakakatakot magtanong!!! 😂😂

[@ricavibeschannel4197]

Hahahah lol 🤣🤣🤣

[@glennnelcolsoncolobong509]

@@ricavibeschannel4197 you

[@glennnelcolsoncolobong509]

@@ricavibeschannel4197forwarded to hearing

[@glennnelcolsoncolobong509]

@@ricavibeschannel4197 you

[@youmustkill9755]

Papagas po ba kayu sir??

[@crazychannel6731]

Bitoy: pki kuha nga ng prutas Inday: yung binili nyo po? Bitoy:Ubos na ba ninakaw ko?kasi mas matamis yun eh😂 Agent.. bibili ho ba kayu ng kotse? Bitoy: may bangka ba kayu dto?😂😂😂

[@imoo5560]

Dyn ginya n vice iba n line

[@kenryuguji172]

napanood namin, hindi mo na kailangan i-comment.

[@gilperrydelunajr5708]

😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@GinoviePascual]

Mr. Assimo: 'Hiyang hiya naman ako sa inyo noh!?" 😂🤣 MR. MICHAEL V SUCH AN ICONIC COMEDY ARTIST, PERFORMER & ENTERTAINER. GODBLESS YOU SIR. 😉👍❤️

[@majohtventertainment5178]

Ilang beses konang napanood ito hindi nkakasawa..iba k tlga mr.assimo isa k sa pinaka mahusay magpatawa na karakter ni michael V.idol talaga seance si bitoy si itoy at chaka si bebang..😘😘😘more power po idol👊👊👊

[@pandanALVINice]

Pinakadabest ung convo ni Mr. Assimo kay Yaya Inday🤣

[@joananunciado2212]

He is my favorite comedian in GMA ,fan Pepito Manolotto.🙂

[@scorpioside513]

2 araw ko na pinapanuod to..sa buble gang..di ko na kailangan mag search pa..complete compilation na pala to.💪👍

[@jamesot-ot6989]

Dedicated ko si Mr Assimo para sa mahahabang pasenxa na empleyado. Mr Assimo ang halimbawa na pasaway at pilosopong custumer na hindi mo pwedeng kontrahin😆😆😆

[@centiments11]

The best yung kay inday eh hahahahahahah 6:54 Tsaka yung nasaksak hahahaha 9:21

[@efrenjrbriones4430]

ahaha.. very true.. super hagalpak tawa namin dun sa part ng may nasaksak.. 😁😂😅

[@centiments11]

@@efrenjrbriones4430 Oo nga haha

[@luliyoung3646]

I love mr assimo sana maibalik to sa bubble gang. I love you michael v.

[@theheartofjesus9122]

Sobra galing ni bitoy tlga mga linyahan nia ndi nkakaaakit nakakatwa tlga mga linyahan .....godbless michael V ...❤❤

[@norianeopena6352]

sana bumalik na uli si Mr. Assimo, nkaka miss sya😊🤣

[@AG-sj4mx]

The Best!!! 👏🏻💖 I really miss Mr Assimo.

[@rjmeds9406]

mr.assimo 😂😂😂😂 one of the best characters of mr.bitoy ☺️☺️☺️☺️

[@kenjiro3308]

Tawang tawa si jackie rice hahahaha!!

[@meenamoon7930]

Pigil na pigil pagkatapos ng kumpisal 😂😂😂😂

[@gieoca2510]

Sakit tiyan ko sa pagtawa🤣 legend ka talaga bitoy🤣🤣🤣

[@jhimsaygo3122]

Da best Bubble Gang..👏👏😍❤️

[@BeN-vt1bv]

The best ka talaga Idol Bitoy🤗

[@nicorobin4553]

"Malalim po ba saksak?" Mr. Assimo: Bantayan mo kukuha ako ng ruler 😂😂😂

[@joyvalle8552]

Hahaha

[@khendraramos6828]

Favourite kong line nya yung may nasaksak "isa lang,bitin ka! Gusto mo dagdagan natin tawagan natin yung nanaksak"-Mr Assimo hahaha

[@requestyourdrama1448]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ramygrey3436]

😂😂

[@dlonraanecco9944]

Iba tlga s Mr Asimo Chill pa yan hahahs galing mo Toybits...Bitoy..😎😎😎😂😂🤣🤣🤣simple pro iba mg Joke at mgaling tlga

[@ma.luisaylagan-cortez7678]

Walang kupas si michael V. Nakakapagpasaya kahit sa pandemya.

[@welovephilippineswithmylov5419]

😁😁 nga hehehe

[@gilbertbacabac7208]

Micheal v. Is just one of a kind a person who is always giving us that happiness in life, that jokes that will always be remembered idol kita boss Mike. Hope that you will continue giving us that laughter inspite of our problems you were there to make us laugh and enjoying your shows. Coz i believe that laughter is the best medicine.

[@ChristianSalas-fv8qk]

henyong henyo ka talaga sa pagpapatawa sir bitoy, salute to you sir

[@lizaenperwa4453]

Ahhhhhahh😂😂😂😂 Sakit na panga ko sa ka2tawaaa, kay Bitoy 😅😄❤❤❤

[@dongmekanismo2886]

Ang Galing Po talaga Ni Sir.Director " Mr Micheal V 🥰 😎 you Deserve a lot Po ❤️

[@aimejanegonzales562]

Hahhaha nakakawala ng lungkot heheh mga lodi ko tong mga cast💗💗💗

[@dhanviviuxllanto4385]

Hahaha tatlong beses kuna ito pinanuod pero nakakatawa padin 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@uragonhorrorstories9122]

Ang Dami dami kong Tawa tlga sayo MR. ASSIMO, Ur the best Comedian.

[@chickwithcoffee.80]

Please make more skits of Mr. Assimo...mataray na nakakatawa, parang nireregla lagi😂

[@eatwithsands726]

Nakakamiss panoodin si mr assimo 🤣😂

[@lorrainegracechristineroxa2268]

Ang paborito kong dialogue ni Mr assimo ung "san ka naman nakakita ng magkakampi nagsaksakan

[@dagingbuenaobra6563]

the best ka talaga Michael V🤣🤣

[@aristeoramos774]

the one my favorite artist michael v...ang galing sobra...nkakasakit ng tyan...

[@aerolchristopherinfante]

Exactly what I need this quarantine!

[@elbuendia1949]

4fun!!😂🤣😅

[@ramonchavez4780]

Magaling ang writer at execution ng Mr. Assimo. 👏👏👏

[@jarachannel7731]

Cya din po mismo ang writer 😊❣️

[@air03031989]

Hahaha.. si bitoy lahat gumagawa nyan. Alsiya ang writer at director... hahaha

[@user-bg1bi2yy6f]

HIYANG HIYA nmn ako sayu noh! 😂🤣😂 The best ka tlaga btoy 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[@gracebaldeo6025]

grabe ngayon ko lng napanood lahat to grabe ang tawa ko.ikaw na tlga mr.michael v.😁😁bawala ang pagod ko..God bless po💕💕

[@loriecristobal6609]

LOL sobra tlga galing ni Michael V 👏👏👏

[@dr.josemanalo2141]

My top 5 comedian all time 1. Bitoy 2. Babalu 3. Redford 4. Dolphy 5. Jose Manalo

[@purplix8889]

I prefer roderick paulate...the best

[@renatogiltendez4663]

Pass kay Jose Manalo Vice Ganda mas magaling😅

[@dr.josemanalo2141]

@@renatogiltendez4663 vice ganda? HAHAHA wag moko patawanin sir

[@angeldelacruz8115]

vice ganda daw. ahahaha

[@Rolly-wp3dr]

Di naman nakakatawa vice ganda puro pan lalait lang

[@khalidkhaidampuan8051]

"ubos na ba yung ninakaw ko" hahahaha

[@newbiechu7024]

Kasi mas matamis yun eh. Kahit yung binili ko nalang. Pakikuha mo na please.

[@burrkevinramos871]

"ay hinde" ang paboritong sabihin ni Mr assimo

[@duke0ekub]

I really love the Assimo character 🤣 Tanga tanga kasi ng iba mag tanong eh hahahaha. Sarcasm at it's most bitter sense 🤣

[@moonlightfishbone]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IDOL FOREVER MICHAEL V! 😂😂😂

[@devahrii]

Dito pala nagsimula yung “indaaayyy” sa tiktok! Hahahahahaha

[@aurevoir167]

nene, panahon pa ni kopong-kopong yung inday.

[@devahrii]

mamibloo ahh hehe sory po kasi ang boses po ni mr assimo katulad nung sa tiktok eh hehehe

[@arcegamotovlogs1468]

Epekto ng f*cking tiktok

[@devahrii]

@@arcegamotovlogs1468 HAHAHA

[@khalidkhaidampuan8051]

"sir sir!! bibili ba kayo ng kotse? mr. assimo - "may bangka ba kayo? hayup na yan hahahahaha

[@welovephilippineswithmylov5419]

Maloko Eh hehehe

[@CarlotGamboa]

Scenarios that really happened in real life.. tho funny these are real life lessons haha

[@neritolorio7042]

Guard: Ilan ho ba ang tama niya? Mr. Assimo: Isa. Guard: Isa lang? Mr. Assimo: Bitin ka?!? Gusto mong dagdagan? 😂😂😂

[@marojapacia4635]

😂😂😂

[@nizansenapi5081]

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

[@projecttanjiro2838]

LT YAN EH HAHAHS

[@youmustkill9755]

Malalim ho ba yung tama niya??

[@raiginlyrics5751]

Wala napo ba kyo yung eppisode ng mr assimo na sa pag kaka recall ko po is yung sa blood donation? C idol Michael v. ska c ms carla avellana?

[@rybackalchannel855]

Micheal v the best para sakin grabe mag isip ng jokes at mag deliver 😂😂😂😂😂

[@JesusrickAydao-jn1jv]

Hahaha

[@dorashedamai3744]

namiss ko tong segment ng mr.assimo haha pero in real life marami talagang ganito yung attitude.

[@aratkanam5029]

Bg

[@meenamoon7930]

Hahaha natatawa si Jackie Rice 😂😂😂

[@C0n5tantin3]

Cheche bureche at Aling Mary naman na compilation next pls!! 🤣

[@elsaints8212]

I think this character is GMA7’s mockery/commentary of ABSCBN’s “top” comedian’s comedic stylings. This is a genius attack of that personality and people are loving it, including me. Kudos to whoever thought of this character.

[@darinbomy8964]

Nauna to before VG

[@summerwintermelon]

Ngayon ka lang nakanood ng BG?

[@kimdemegillo9631]

Pansin ko talaga c jackie nka relax lg sa turbulence haha

[@drewsdaily1876]

literal!lakas ng tawa ko kahit napanood ko na to.😂😂😂😂😂

[@jiandanplayer5283]

20:38, ang cute ng smile mo ate 😍😍😘😘

[@Brightness_Radiant]

This compilation is hilarious! 😂😂😂

[@keithtuazon4474]

sa totoo lng dto ginaya ni vice kabayo yung mga lines niya pagpapatawa. lodi na lodi talaga itong si michael v hehe

[@pacificologaring5763]

mula noog hanggang ngaun walang kupas sa pagpa2xtawa si LODI BITOY MICHAEL V sana ibalik ang mt assimo at nung konwar ka2xnta sya tapos hindi mo namalayan tapos na pala syang kumanta hehehehehe gusto q rin nung kay tatalino D'best tlga BUBBLE GANG PEACE...PO.

[@clarissejadefamatiga4931]

Nothing beats Mr. Assimo..

[@RaceEater]

sino gusto nyo bumalik, Mr. Assimo? or ung kabayong Mapanlait pra magpatawa?

[@ichiharaolerie1008]

Cyempre c Mr. Assimo 😍😘😍😘😍😘 The best cya ........ i💗 Mr. Assimo

[@lemuelherrera7445]

Mas ibang klase to manlait si assimo mapapahiya ung tao

[@yesha3006]

@@lemuelherrera7445 lol common sense rin naman kasi HAHSHHS nakakabobo rin tanong nila kaya binabara ni Mr. Assimo.

[@sophia74637]

Yung tipong si Mr. Assimo ay katulad noong maliligalig na customer hahahahaha

[@air03031989]

Fact: michael v has been one of the few pinoys such as manny pacquiao and cory aquino that had a coverpage on reader's digest asia.. ibang level tlga si bitoy.. a superstar who doesnt know how big he is

[@kuyamarco8802]

Ok na eh nasama pa si corry🤣😂

[@simonrenesantos6721]

My favourite comic relief😂😂😂👏👏👏