Your Confessions are Shameful

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Today I looked at more of your awful, unforgivable chat confessions. Confessions which My chat can not be redeemed for. I can't do it on my own anymore so I brought two willing victims (my friends) ‪@BuffPup‬ and ‪@ShiaBun‬ on to suffer alongside me.
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[@HydraKittten]

P.O.V: green hoodie fellow, a bunny and a dog judge you for sins (you are not seeing the gates of heaven)

[@xurkitry]

Underrated comment ngl

[@itsgonnabeanaurfromme]

If you see a talking green hoodie, bunny, and dog, you're definitely not seeing heaven.

[@alankiitty]

@@itsgonnabeanaurfrommeas a matter of fact youre already in hell in that cass

[@silli_clownmaeda]

I thought she was a fox oops 😭😭

[@h35ven1y.._s0ul]

I know I'm not going into heaven 😭🙏🏻

[@WilliamMiller.]

Kwite please let my family out the basement, please, im sorry i said green dosent suit you, forgive me please, i beg of you.

[@Bowjak47]

>:D

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@jarster1]

No

[@MyNamesFredrick]

Power word: forever box

[@WilliamMiller.]

@@p-__ I saw you say this on another youtuber's comment and I can't remember whom

[@purplesam2609]

To the person who can't tie their shoes: don't worry, I'm with you. I'm 22 now man and I've only figured it out once when I was 14 and then promptly forgot

[@vexywexypoo]

My mom swears I knew early, but I'm pretty sure it took my until 2nd grade to learn and I don't even do it properly.

[@Doomishs]

I got poo

[@thorrinzellmer8770]

I'm pretty sure I didn't decide to actually try and learn to tie my shoes until like 7th or 8th grade if not my freshmen year of high school. No shame in it, but it's also not difficult to learn to do if you try.

[@bugpooki]

right, i didn’t know how to tie my shoes until my junior year in highschool 😭😭

[@thatrandomguy.200]

im also 22 and only know how to do bunny ears

[@mapledoesstuff7464]

I was straight up fully diagnosed with autism since early childhood but I didn’t remember and nobody ever reminded me or told me for years. Literally my mom told my best friend before she told me 💀💀💀

[@slightlymorepotatoes6551]

Real. I was pretty depressed for a 4th grader and my mom didn’t know how i’d take it at the time. I only learned about it 2 years ago

[@quinnmorris6202]

I was diagnosed with ADHD when I was 11 and not only did my parents not tell me, my mom MISREMEMBERED the diagnosis as autism and would separately comment every now and again "you know I think you probably have ADD." Can you guess who I got it from lol

[@matcha_eats_drywall]

thats crazy 🫗

[@catsaregreat6314]

same thing but with a physical disability 💀 it wasn’t until i had a mental breakdown because i thought there was something seriously wrong with me because i couldn’t play soccer that my mom finally told me

[@cubixstudio5858]

Dont shame us daddy kwite

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@WilonaMinaWalker]

Wtf dude ​@@p-__

[@CaptSalore]

​@@WilonaMinaWalker DW about it, this anomaly is nothing more then a bot, just report the spam comment

[@cinnamuaroll]

😭😭😭😭😭

[@matthewboire6843]

💀💀💀

[@AnimeFan22858]

Ok i haven't watched the vid yet but there is some stuff that not even the CIA could get out of me

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts 💨

[@fancypinkkk]

nah fr 🙏

[@lilcalico8363]

15:24 There's no way that's true considering the first oophorectomy ( or ovariohysterectomy, it seems to be used interchangeably) was preformed in 1870. The closest thing I can recall for where you got "We discovered what ovaries look like this year" is that we recently managed to remove the entire uterus and transplanted it successfully. But even then I have no idea where you managed to get that from.

[@RadikAlice]

Honestly way cooler! One step closer to synthetic wombs, let's goooo

[@lilcalico8363]

​@@RadikAlice Oh definitely! I forgot to mention that it was a live human transplant as well! Not just mice this time, though if I remember right there was tests with making synthetic wombs for them that was working out pretty well. It's been a few years so you'd have to fact check that last one.

[@CybermutT713]

They were probably referring to the cellular map of human ovaries that was recently created, which gave us an atlas for creating artificial prosthetics. But they misunderstood that the "map" of the ovaries was not literally, "we just glanced at it for the first time, this is what it looks like!" but an actual blueprint to recreate the organ. Realistically, we have known what every organ looks like for as long as there's been corpses.

[@Partypoison13]

16:36 someone put a raw egg in the recycling bin. It was molded.

[@shroomian2739]

1:04 he puts his model above them so he can cope with being short

[@sentienttoaster6961]

that giant “goldfish” image is actually an image of a carp

[@zaherbaveaur]

someone in my school lit the toilet on fire and it was made of metal no it didnt melt it just started burning

[@bonezkill4947]

kwites hatred for homestuck and hetalia is so funny because im a huge fan of both of those and ive watches him for years lmfao

[@j-motions9894]

I read this as “Your constipations are painful” 😭

[@applepiss1969]

ibs:

[@AJscorner007]

I may or may not have already been watching kwite main channel when the notification showed up. (I run to the content 🏃💨)

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts 💨

[@FloweyFanClub]

when im mad at my mom i do chores and make food for my younger brother because in one of her many mental breakdowns i overheard she told someone she feels like a failure of a mother when anyone else does those things for her.

[@commanderzack1508]

2:23 isn't this a major plot point of jjk

[@maxsodano]

I’m like 4 months late to this but it’s actually a finger, not a toe

[@zaney3]

the same thing happened to me in the thumbnail except it was too stiff and hard for my fingers to break it and i was so desperate i was asking my mom to get me a spoon to scoop it out of me

[@d.k.bananas9185]

4:22 that last sentence at least sounds like the most sane Distractible listener

[@Lucy_6893]

A few years ago I would always stay up past my bed time to the late hours of the night. And of course during those nights of me binge watching anime and Social medias, staring at walls and hugging my plushies; pretending they were Armin from AOT, I would have to eventually use the rest room. I started going off to the bathroom late at night all the time and it eventually got the attention of my parents. They started suspecting and accusing me of going on my phone past my bed time and I knew I plan something out. I knew if this cycle continued then they would ground me and that was the last thing I wanted. So instead of simply going to bed earlier and waking in the morning to finish my business, I instead got a bowl from the kitten commonly used for eating and used it as a piss bowl. I would place it there in my bed room and whenever my bladder was talkin, I would let out right there into the kitchen bowl and rested it under my dresser for no one to see. When eventually the sun rose, I waited for everyone to be out of the way and sneak myself and the piss bowl into the bathroom and drain it out there in the toilet. And of course instead of me throwing away the bowl like a sane person, I instead would wash it out profoundly and place it right back there in the kitchens plate and bowl cabinet. I don’t remember which exact bowl it was. All I remember that it was one of our blue ones. So till this day every time I see one of my family member eat of one of those blue bowls, I would always feel guilty that they possibly ate that moment was eating out my piss bowl.

[@gasad01374]

i fell asleep in english class once and i woke up with a massive nose bleed that just wouldnt stop and there was a large pool of blood on the floor minimum 2 ft wide, went to the bathroom and there was no toilet paper, paper tower and the sink was broken so i just sat there dripping blood into the toilet until a teacher followed the blood trail to the bathroom to check on me, had to go to the hospital to get it cauterized and it turns out the janitor just forgot to clean the stall so there was a rumor going around for a few weeks that somebody must have gotten brutally jumped in that bathroom because there was blood EVERYWHERE, hands were covered, face was covered, shirt was covered and since my hands were covered everything that i touched was bloody. the blood loss had me on the very edge of passing out

[@Finnoos]

6:36 BRO I KNOW WHO SUBMITTED THAT ONE😭

[@criesx4]

OH MY GOD???? MY CONFESSION IS THE FUCKING THUMBNAIL?? (Yes im exposing myself i was like SIX YEARS OLD)

[@graphite1808]

IM THE HOOK UP W SAME NAME AS DAD IM EXPOSING MYSELF TOO CUS BRO IM IN A KWITE VIDEO

[@Yourlocalthing]

Exploding phone guy really just said "FRAG OUT!"

[@Paradox_Incognito]

My partner's school had to put up a sign begging people to stop jorking it in the bathrooms

[@aname8106]

9:37 bro is living the life

[@v1rzen]

forgive me father kwite, for I have sinned

[@brightonfrederick1906]

we want more chat confessions

[@boby-ox9tk]

OMG, yes

[@TheEggOfRandomIdeas]

2:53 RIGHT WHEN I WAS BITING MY NAILS.

[@NCC-nk1tm]

Alright... what the hell is slug job?

[@Peekoo3]

Cannot wait for the fanart competition

[@FurinaGallery]

“Like basil?” … THAT MADE ME SO MAD BECAUSE I KNOW SHE MEANT SUNNY INSTEAD OF BASIL. (Sunny ate a steak that he put into the microwave 😭)

[@brighton7499]

I want more chat confessions

[@boby-ox9tk]

OMG, yes

[@Elliott-Kaye]

The guy with the femboy is living my dream LMFAOOO my bf would laugh so hard if we were playing games and he found out i was getting under the desk support

[@samanthadegroot7749]

to the one who can't tie their shoes, honestly same. my uncle had to teach me what he calls the "bunny ears" method, and its the only was i can tie my shoes to this day and i'm 20 lol. its basically just: tie laces in a knot, fold both laces into bunny ear shaped loops, and tie the bunny ears in the same knot. looks pretty legit too.

[@MrTrashsGarbage]

I LOVE YOU

[@strwbrryshrtck]

Gaaaaaayyyyy (me too)

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@buttmuncher-cm5tl]

"I love you, I love you, I love you" Nothing There

[@sentient_trash_can2987]

So real

[@ThePotionMaster413]

(Reference) oh my fucking god paraSOCIALLL you need to LOG OFFFF jesus christ

[@PantslessMan173]

I was 18 and got tested, and I had autism, told everyone basically same thing but instead of “we already know” it was “that makes so much sense!”

[@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit]

15:55 I actually have a similar experience. One time in Highschool (well, the equivalent of Highschool), one of the bathrooms was closed because someone insulted some random girl by *writing an insult on the wall with shit.* Do they just shit in their hands for this?

[@Lunar-oddity]

3:25 me doing the same thing but instead of genshin impact im talking to horror and murder themed bots:

[@SillySopaMan]

LMAO THIS IS AMAZING (i was kinda surprised someone mentioned tmnt- not surprised it was about having a crush for a character lol)

[@kittendragon6720]

I have a confession! In the 5th grade I coerced my friends into turning sticky notes into origami frogs. I walked around with a large origami box, and by the time I stoped (this was at least a year) I had 400 ish yes I counted and yes I remember the number, that my friends whom I forced into this bs and I had made

[@venatrix3483]

I struggle to read analog clocks. I didn’t know how to read them until year 9, because they where the only clocks we had at school.

[@FreakrichSteiner]

Confession: when i was with my ex boyfriend, i used to go over to his house almost every day after school. We'd play persona 5 and then get freaky to the main menu music. Good times. One time my mom called me to ask me if i wanted something from McDonald's, as he was giving me head, obviously i didn't want anything but i instinctively said yes and spent like 2 minutes saying "ummm i want a......uhhhhhhh" so my mom being frustrated, gave the phone to my dad and the first thing he told me was "what are you doing, hurry up" putting me in just pure panic thinking he could somehow see me or knew so i just hung up and i don't think I'll ever recover from this 😭😭😭😭

[@LeadrynMcKrotch]

When I told people I was autistic I didn't get the "yeah we know" but i did get a lot of "oh yeah that makes sense" lol so they got to go on the same journey with me of "oh that's why you do that" lol

[@LeadrynMcKrotch]

Also I was so neglected that no one taught me how to do my hair. So I didn't even know how to do a basic ponytail till I was 12(granted I went on to to teach myself how to do hair so well that I've been doing my friends and families hair since I was 17, even often helping mistakes made by professionals. I've never gone to school so I don't charge more than food while doing it and the supplies that will be needed like the hair dye)

[@sk7tailz]

The way i GASPED when i heard N’s room theme in b/w2 at 19:00 😭 i love ur editor

[@babeysheep]

7:56 ok so it took me a long time to learn to tie my shoes, and I literally learned by memorizing the spongebob song about tying shoes. I still think it whenever i have to tie shoes. (I am 22 years old) (and autistic but it just be like that)

[@moribat]

I love these confessions videos 😍

[@PeachBolch]

I kinda want to put a confession in but I haven't done anything confession worthy other then watch kwite's content

[@user-or2pu3xf3e]

so i may or may have not acidently starved my pet hedehog and then when it died i left it there and cryed my self to sleep then like two weeks later mom found out because she was going to give it to another family so yay ( i fell ashamed)

[@purgatorysan9381]

I think they're talking about the micro slugs with the fragile shells that are always found in playground sand, regular sand, and dirt around houses. They're fairly common and easy to miss. You may believe you stepped on a leaf but it could infact have been one of these types of micro slug. (If that's what they're talking about)

[@chasemoore9353]

5:43 Ok Dropkick. (Transformers Reference)

[@toxickitty16]

that thumbnail is relatable

[@Epicevans4425]

Confection:I used to eat dry dog food ,would have kept going but my dog died

[@ConiferConnieTreeCow]

bruh someone at my high school ACTUALLY smeared shit on the bathroom wall 💀 it was a girls school and not in america 💀

[@Olive-garden-bread-sticks]

13:42 Nooooo whyyyyy

[@Probablystinky]

Kwite has been getting too much screen time in the past months is kwite gonna turn into another matpat situation

[@AshSoda14]

8:51 My mom used to work at Tim Hortons. She would let me stay after hours, and the amount of bugs I saw was insane‼️

[@bones7868]

If you don't at least _get the mindset_ of the thumbnail guy, you've never felt how much it hurts to be constipated.

[@pinkender11]

hiii, i love your vids! they always make my day :D

[@AkikoWasHere]

I used to spray windex on my sister's toothbrush when she upset me, I always felt proud, and she got sick a few times

[@Char1ieTheChi1dOfApo11o]

As a part of the MHA fanbase I can confirm most of us suck That confession made me cringe SO BAD THO PLEASE FATHER KWITE IM NOT WEIRD LIKE 95% OF THE FANDOM IM IN THE GOOD 5% 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@UnyZombi]

14:33 ironically enough, everyone around me seems to think i have autism and adhd. i've been told several times i should get checked for them

[@gofriskyourself-truepacife6025]

That "goldfish" they talked about isn't a goldfish, it's a different species of carp. It's a hybrid of koi and leather carp. Goldfish get big but nowhere near that big.

[@cosmi8079]

I fucking died when i got to the firebomb part

[@NonnaFizzaroliFizz-ii2nl]

The thumbnail💀

[@coIours_]

as a puerto rican the stare thing is correct

[@HabitualThinker]

Kwite is the only vtuber I can watch who are these harlots

[@thefreakyfreaks]

stop shaming us Kwite 😔

[@crackedegg7134]

When I was 3 I chugged some beer (without my parents knowing). I only know this because my sibling told me a few years ago

[@Turtlemmd]

The way that person felt about mikey is how i felt about donnie 😅 i hated april o'neil so much

[@diediedice]

the universal preteen experience 💀

[@GelatinCoffee]

i was 23 before i learned i had autism (as in 3 months ago as of writing this). i was being difficult because my mom wanted to take us out for dinner for my birthday and i wouldn't pick anywhere (because eating out is expensive) and my little brother butts in and is like "mom if he doesn't want to go anywhere then let him starve" and glaring at me. my mom was like "we can for your birthday as soon as you're 18" and then my little brother got upset i think because he assumed my mom picked me as the favorite child. because he stomps upstairs and says "fine but I'm not going Anywhere. why is he special and me and jamie aren't?!?" and she just said so casual like. as if i been taken to a doctor and been diagnosed and it was a deep seeded memory to me. "because ben has autism. just because he doesn't act as awful as your aunt brandy doesn't mean he doesn't have it" which i later found out that whenever they do that test of a baby or fetus, they basically told my mom that i was guaranteed to have autism, and she basically said "yeah. without a shadow of a doubt" when i was like 5 from having similar behaviors to my aunt...... AND JUST NEVER TOLD ME

[@NEXO.1]

As a Romanian I don't like how the pan flag looks like tbh

[@bullseye3805]

15:25 can someone to explain this to me because scientists have known what ovaries have looked like for years is that like a heavy exaggeration and they found like a new nerve ending or something

[@J17_BT62]

That one about the slugs is literally Jeffery dahmer

[@i-am-a-pear]

16:33 this kid sounds like hes from a john wick movie 💀

[@juniistar]

the way I'm wearing the same glasses that buff has on her vmodel

[@EatMoreMilk]

i need the Kwite and T9 collab

[@SpellboundSpectre]

kwite do it squiggle

[@ILamborghini]

tooth brush one reminds me of how sometimes my sister does that gross flem throat shit and spits it in the sink then never washes it out so one day i got tired of it and grabbed her tooth brush and washed it out with it and i still do that now 🥺🤑

[@PilotSolaris]

7:33 What the dog doin'? ...No, really, what *IS* that dog doing?

[@LittleTube466]

Where is the form to submit confessions?

[@Fishthatsfried]

I just got dumped and right now your content is the only thing whats keeping me going.

[@whosingswithstars]

I'm 21 and a half and I just managed to learn how to do braids. Simple braids. For years I couldn't do it. I didn't understand tutorials and got stupidly butthurt every time I failed to articulate my hands right. Then earlier this week I sat down and tried it again and I did this! I was like wtf it's so EASY, how I never succeeded before?! Ironically, my hair is on a shorter side right now, after being really long for who knows how long, so I fail to braid it properly anyway 😅 So in conclusion, I'm sure it's possible to learn tying shoes for that one guy still

[@SnaPPingturTTLZ]

In 5th grade some boys smeared shit on the stalls

[@Outerscale]

16:02 same thing happened in my middle school except it was actually shit

[@ViaJohnson-go4gv]

OH MY GOD 16:00 THAT EXACT THING HAPPENED TO MY JUNIOR HIGH

[@MrTootyRole]

I know how to tie my shoes but I just wear slip-ons and Velcro because it’s more efficient

[@Rat-tat-two-eee3614]

Kw-A-E-I-O-U and sometimes Y-te

[@theoucreator]

I lost my virginity to Family Guy i think thats worse than BO2

[@sirschro]

Ive chewed on my toes

[@DamiesEvilTwin]

@8:10 that's me and learning how to swim. It just doesn't fucking compute to my brain

[@The1andonly_arctic]

I do not sleep because I'm busy watching this man right here 💀😭..

[@Uggnog]

Don't you DARE insult Wario flag! 🟡⚪🟣⚫

[@antoniopatru8123]

I mean, with some of these there's only one good quote that comes to mind: "sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do" P.S. Kwite, your voice is sexy asf

[@l1ttlelamb.xyn_]

11:25 bro am puertorican😂

[@bisexualdisasterlol]

KWITE CHAT CONFESSION VIDEO!!! YEAH!!!

[@kal.august.yippee]

Buff and Shia not knowing the Lion Turtles from Avatar was like a shot in the heart man. Chat was, understandabley, NOT having it

[@bo0mpalo0mpa66]

LITERALLY I FELT THAT SHIT IN MY SOUL

[@Doomishs]

I got poo

[@microwave_1446]

what are any of these things

[@Z25O]

I played doom eternal on my nieces Xbox Series X with a bluey custom paintjob , and custom painted bluey controller... Shit went crazy.

[@AerialAnomaly]

ngl thats raw asf, that would go hard

[@incrediblyangryskeleton]

GOES. HARD

[@two67gh]

lacking a father

[@ToastersToastToast]

@@two67ghprojecting

[@TANKChemlst]

@@two67gh cringe

[@LoadingError0]

me using all of my brainpower trying to remember the name of that studio ghibli movie with ponyo in it

[@xurkitry]

Oh... Oh no.

[@lynxlikestodraw2656]

Let's hope someone who doesn't get the joke doesn't ruin it huh

[@trashtrash2169]

Isn't it arietti??

[@lovelylynx5473]

​@@trashtrash2169no it's arititty

[@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit]

It's called "I Caught A Fish, But Then A Tsunami Hit And She Turned Into A Girl?!"

[@machine-v2]

the fact I know what that comment in the thumbnail is referring to says lots about my character doesn't it

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@Drag0nmaster]

i know what it is from too....

[@aname8106]

Same.

[@matthewboire6843]

What

[@cyruss6536]

It was you wasn't it

[@eulerrabelo1]

confession: i was always constipated since young, and still is, and when i didnt take a dump in about one week and a half i would just take the heavy laxatives and drink it like water, i once passed out in the fucking floor because all the water in my body was going into my intestines confession 2: i would only learn what was the right side and left side when i was studying politics at 12 years old, and when i needed to know which direction it was, i would bring up the political compass on my head and figure it out

[@voidface8827]

(OP I’m sure you’re aware by now so just ignore me but I feel the need to warn others reading this) Just to anyone reading this: misuse of laxatives even one time can lead to you needing your intestine removed and you having to have a poop bag for the rest of your life. You can also die. If you struggle with constipation talk to your doctor.

[@g_vost]

Bro (when i'm gaming with him): im not a shitter just let me cook!! Also Bro:

[@Johia_Mapping_2]

​@@voidface8827Holy FUCK 😭