"Your Drone Could Create An Explosion!"

Today I visited a company in Chepstow called ALUK where I met the Head Man and his Assistant!

[@john-g7l3c]

lovely, playing and reflecting his patronising manner, he is so clever he does not realise he is being played!! Brilliant!

[@TheSadButMadLad]

I noticed too. Reeling him like a fish on a line

[@kenlapham]

Don't you realize that if I talk non-stop, quietly, and with an authoritative tone everything I say has to be taken seriously and obeyed!

[@jaygee5693]

He's really convinced that he has NAILED the quiet, authoritative tone!

[@jonwardle8822]

he is really quietly authoritative though, maybe you shouldn't do it guys. The tone and frequency of his speech is really compelling

[@PureAudits]

@@jonwardle8822😂😂😂

[@PureAudits]

😂😂😂

[@philldownes8685]

i think the quiet assertive tone made his look even more of a prick to be honest..... imagine him in the army , would you chaps mind awfully when firing your weapons to use silencers as i dont like loud noisesand other chaps might not hear my EXPRESS ORDERS......

[@RichardThomas-sp4iy]

what a pompus little man

[@JamesBrown-lc4fw]

He’s a Rupert

[@homemadecookingonabudget9048]

@@JamesBrown-lc4fw straight out of sandringham 👍👍

[@mickmcloughlin5816]

You played him like the fool he is 😂😂

[@verybighomer]

Oh I love the British passive aggressiveness so much. 😆 Mr. Blueshirt was basically yelling at Pure Audits, but in British style.

[@MrGarrych]

The British are polite composed people, I am happy to be descended from them.

[@davemelville480]

Ex-military (probably an officer from his accent and very polite) and not used to being told NO! Well done Pure!

[@alexanderhopkins2807]

Grunt.

[@davidfletcher5]

Watch it PA , our ex drone-sergeant will have you up on a charge for insubordination!!

[@barryabell5410]

Territorial Army 6 weeks of the year on weekends 🤣🤣

[@marklatimer7333]

What do you reckon, A Captain? - he don't look like a Major material.

[@johngell4842]

Obviously called Rupert 😅

[@shotamakarashvili3714]

The way he talks makes me think AI has already taken over from us...

[@roy9816]

I can't believe how many companies have a lawyer waiting in reception these days. 😂

[@bashkillszombies]

They make aluminium window frames ffs. You'd think it's an MOD site the way he's carrying on!

[@collinw1353]

Later that day he sent letters to every UK airline giving explicit instructions not to fly over his site.

[@ianpennington5856]

Not forgetting the ISS and NASA😂😂😂

[@paultruesdale7680]

And send me your details

[@MikeEves]

And pigeon racers...

[@QuiteSimplyMyChoice]

'We do allow people to come in and to fly drones....' 'oh thanks very much' but no no no not you!' 🤣🤣🤣

[@robcraven2626]

That was superb😂

[@oflaherty903]

The drone did cause an explosion an explosion of ego and stupidity

[@thomasroth4533]

Wonder why so many people forget to switch on their brains before opening their mouths.

[@anthonyo.6084]

You've got a great style at first I use to think you were too nice but you've got a gift the way you go about things, great work.

[@PureAudits]

I appreciate that!. Thank you. 👍 PA

[@DennisNash-x5u]

I have said before ​@PureAudits has taken passive aggressive to a new level 😂😂😂

[@141Lav]

‘Express instructions’😮 who does he think he is😂

[@lakesideaudio]

Wow Pure Audits, you found Mr Patroniser in person. Imagine having to listen to him all day long. Funny video cheers mate 😂😂

[@PureAudits]

Thanks for watching 👍

[@patrickdaly2121]

If as the ‘expert’ says, your drone could cause an explosion, then the place is dangerous and needs shutting down quickly.

[@Kal-el2016]

He’d put a glass eye to sleep that fella… 😴

[@barryabell5410]

And make it cry first 😢

[@1chiefg]

The first 5 minutes were like a comedy sketch.

[@beds139]

Like a cat playing with a couple of juicy mice.😊😊😊

[@thomasroth4533]

These entitled fools are so funny. Imagine taking yourself so seriously, ha ha. Another comedy gold video, thanks.

[@svenpoletka5236]

Any real manager would have presented their ID and credentials

[@Nellyontheland]

But... but.. but... he was in the army, you know? 😂

[@PureAudits]

Glad you enjoyed it. PA

[@lee32uk]

@@Nellyontheland Yeah Dad's Army 😆

[@Nellyontheland]

@@lee32uk 😄 and that shirt?

[@CURVEDGLASS123]

The drone whisperer. Very rare. Thanks.

[@PureAudits]

😂😂😂

[@KeithBurtons]

Comment of the day!

[@sparerib]

I bet everyone in the meeting was like "thank feck he's gone to talk to the guy outside!" "this guy can talk a glass eye to sleep". 😂

[@muddlepond]

I love how confident he is in his nonsense. Nice video PA.

[@garyhollins7911]

You can imagine the conversation at the dinner table "Toby and Rupert you will eat your vegetables it's a health and safety issue to your well being and I won't allow that" 😂😂😂

[@MickJ666]

My god, was he an A.I. humanoid ffs 🤖 🤷‍♂️🤣

[@lindsaydudden1174]

Humanoid or hemarrhoid?

[@svenpoletka5236]

They're barking up the wrong tree again instead of contacting the aviation authorities like a proper company

[@patrickdaly2121]

Why are managers always in a meeting? Is that all they do all day?

[@barryabell5410]

But he was lying how could he be in a meeting stood talking at the bloody door.......Man's a fool

[@a6ruled]

“Express instructions”… jeez.

[@paullawrence8572]

He's not the manager! He's the local Vicar surley.😅

[@kevinsancto1574]

I bet he's a laugh at the Xmas party monotone mike.

[@davidsmith5523]

No such parties take place due to slip hazzards. Food hygiene considerations and the multifarious risks inherent in alcohol consumption. Sorry; not allowed.

[@kevinsancto1574]

@@davidsmith5523 😱🤯🤣😂🤣 specifically Santa with his sack.

[@davidfletcher5]

And no selfies !

[@pitbing]

@@davidfletcher5 ...and definitely no drones!

[@golddetector01]

I'm liking the simple approach you give the expressions on their faces says it all what have we got here😂👍

[@davidfletcher5]

Letting them do all the talking is a brilliant tactic. Firstly, most of these bosses have big egos and love the sound of their own voice. Secondly, if you start explaining they don’t want to listen anyway. Thirdly, if they start spouting rubbish , lack of understanding of the law etc. you are then on the front foot.

[@Solarphonix]

yes yes say for example you spontainiosly combusted ! we would be liable ,this geezer needs his own stage show ,lol

[@Gdad-20]

Thats all he has for brains. Vapour and dust. 😂😂😂

[@4catsnow]

"And that explosion could knock the earth off it's axis..."

[@leeoliver7151]

Wot a absolute ponce

[@Donotwillnot]

Fabulous video pal 👍

[@PureAudits]

Thanks 👍

[@ianmc4474]

lol my new favourite auditor....... let them waffle and wind them in.. Love it

[@Mrchipsv2]

Wonder if he asks everyone that drives in his carpark to show their driving licence and proof of insurance

[@castrokane4348]

Lol he is like asmr

[@JimmyMac-jo3zh]

I'm not sure which MP that guy reminds me of, but he reminds me of an MP...

[@markm3436]

Could be any of them, they all talk bull.

[@jefflong7573]

Nice one once again, why don't people realise you are taking the Michael. Love when you say " But I've got an app"

[@ericmurray8233]

Just love listening to knowledgeable, interesting but modest people.....maybe in a future video you will find one.....😂😂😂

[@Acheillidh_01]

Who's got the most boring voice!? That'll be me Ted

[@ysgol3]

😂😂😂

[@RSal847]

Love your videos, especially the relaxing music you play with your drone footage 😊

[@Marius_vanderLubbe]

Imagine living with that voice.

[@distractiontherapy]

Wow 8 minutes in the guy in the blue shirt so calm, never raised his voice. Professional.

[@jachmastr]

I love your innocent sounding voice like you have heard all their requests for the first time and you are naive... Brilliant

[@richkavanagh2778]

“Yeah yeah yeah yeah” that’s your Objection Handling 😂 Legend so funny

[@beds139]

Auditors keep unearthing these highly sensitive companies on industrial estate s where death & destruction could happen at any moment, especially if a 249g drone flies over their site.😅

[@ysgol3]

😂What a strange little chap - 'This is an instruction' - fantastic. The denial of permission when no permission is needed continues to be psychologically fascinating. His lecture was so earnestly all-knowing and so nonsensical - beautifully done with lovely footage as always PA, thank you again - 'It's held together ' was comedy gold.

[@PureAudits]

Thanks for watching 👍 PA

[@MANCHESTERQUIZ]

The guy defo has a train collection that he glues together himself

[@stevefdarby4057]

I love your delivery.

[@PureAudits]

Thank you!. PA

[@garethwood3474]

Good video PA 👍😁😁 does look quite a stylish(modern) building , really can't understand why companies can't grasp the fact that you could possibly provide great free advertising images of their building to be used in future sales brochures. All they see it's their perceived power slipping away

[@jonwardle8822]

@6:14 "if your drone was to strike down our staff, our legal team would become more powerful than you can possibly imagine"

[@cylonbry]

When one man tells another man he can't fly a drone he bought with his own money and wants to know what he's doing, this world is fucked

[@Sylvia-Storm]

“ It’s all right I’ve got an app” 😂

[@DavidSmith-oy4of]

Quality responses from you on this. I would have pulled him up on the driving thing though. There are regulations around driving too.

[@stevemasterton1577]

This guy loved the sound of his own voice and thinks he can tell you what to do but he has no right at all

[@jamesfirth2392]

This guy should be a mental health nurse

[@johnnyrosters]

THEM 2 THE CHEMICAL BROTHERS 🔔ENDS

[@nathanskuse6448]

Listening to this man is like watching England play

[@underwaterbubbles]

Listen to my instruction, lol. Must be an interesting meeting probably sending everyone to sleep in the process.

[@shivaunt71]

He said he's in a meeting at the moment, I hope he wasn't chairing it, they would soon be removing corpses 😂

[@steverpcb]

They make aluminium doors and windows, I do not want them as it sounds like they might explode !

[@tangomoggynoengi8518]

Okay so he used to work in the military... where many of the sky going projectiles ARE DESIGNED to FLY AND FAIL, resulting in a tumultuous crash and explosion...! It's amazing how extremely rare this occurs in the civilian marketplace...!!!

[@thomaskelly2369]

The guy was more reasonable than most. Love PAs simple farmhand innocent approach, really brings out the condescension and that slide guitar is becoming an earworm that's hard to shake.

[@davidsmith5523]

He epitomised lack of reason by trying to use power that he did not have. He used the words "this is an instruction". Not this is a request. Yes he spoke quietly but not reasonably.

[@glynispowell4157]

How come all the threats of taking it further.... and nothing.

[@alfredduff909]

What’s up, dude? I found you from the tyrant terminator keep rocking out for our right bro.

[@DavidSmith-oy4of]

"I can't let you drive your car unless you demonstrate to me, a manager, that you have a licence and insurance. Your car could explode or you could cause an accident".

[@TheRowebin]

This building used to be owned by Maybe Bridge and it was built to build wind turbines, hence the size of the doors and building.

[@BG-ef8sk]

The wet wipe is definitely a Walter Mitty

[@evo676-x1i]

🤣🤣🤣 Sorry about the late comment, only I just woke up after falling asleep listening to that boring, clueless little man. Jeez, he did not have a clue that he was being played. 🤣 Well done "Pure Audits" yet again for this comedy gold.

[@PureAudits]

Thanks for watching- I nearly fell asleep too 👍

[@pjd1957]

i'm impressed that you stayed awake while he was "droning" on i'd have been a sleep in 2 minutes watch out for the vapour and dust

[@PureAudits]

lol - it was hard staying awake for this one. PA

[@joansmith5831]

Instructions what a numpty

[@tichaonachamunorwa7334]

He's definitely a former Intel agent and former police officer

[@lordhls8980]

Very entertaining , that guy was fun , good video

[@nettypets]

Birds sound better than the man in the blue shirt

[@MatthewLenton]

Does he ask every car driver if they have a licence and insurance?

[@totolondon]

I like when you pretend you don’t know anything and allowed them to talk

[@timsaint835]

Pure Audit’s sounds like a character from the Dick Emery show in the 70’s whose line was - “Dad! I done it wrong again!” - but he is very good at thinking on his feet with his responses, makes me laugh sounding like a simpleton, but far from it in reality!

[@davidfletcher5]

Yes, it was the great Roy Kinnear playing the Dad and Dick Emery playing the skinhead son with Dr Marten boots.

[@Swindondrive]

Blue shirt guy knew some bits, 'unfortunately' he got all the bits wrong.

[@MaxsCulinaryCreations]

what an absolute plank -

[@Alien_O1]

Hes EX military 🤣🤣🤣🤣 No wonder. 🤣🤣🤣

[@davidpickard9393]

Brilliant these are the funniest on you tube

[@PureAudits]

Thank you - am still learning on the job but thanks for watching. PA

[@martinriley106]

Insurance for sub 250g drones is not mandatory. Health & Safety does not cover activity in the sky only in the workplace?

[@gitmoholliday5764]

the number of accidental explosions caused by 249 gram drones is actually enormous, and nobody needs an other Pearl Harbour or 9/11 before we know it we are in a Nuclear Winter or Krakatoa event ... 😢 ( the fact we don't hear about these explosions is because everyone involved is wiped out )

[@Yagdrol]

The ego had landed.

[@jasonhead9123]

They don't have the authority to ask to see your drone id

[@paultruesdale7680]

It’s really beginning to hurt my brain, PA. I mean, he was a nice chap and all, but who are these people? Did they wake up one day and think, I that I am the one, I have looked beyond the vail and the almighty gave me the wink! WTF!

[@homemadecookingonabudget9048]

your attitude i think your very clever well done they dont know how to take you 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@scruffyalice-ff5pz]

When he is driving does he stop everyone else and check if everyone has valid drivers licence, tax, MOT, insurance, tyres not bold, they are sober etc?

[@Brian169016]

I can't fault this interaction, apart from the , we won't allow it🤷‍♂🤷‍♂He was polite and respectful even when you played the dumb card.

[@JamesBrown-lc4fw]

👽🛸📡 it will send radio signals 😂

[@tomryan8600]

A LITTLE KNWLEDGE =========== VERY VERY DANGEROUS ======= And he claimed to be ex-army which is no real recommendation ++++++++++++++++

[@philipwelsh1862]

The geezer in the black shirt is he made of plastic and I can see the strings

[@charlesdarwen3683]

Dangerous flight there - you seriously need to be reported to the CAA

[@richkavanagh2778]

You have the same ring and phone case as me , thats so weird !!

[@nero5379_]

So every car that you drive past do you ask for their: insurance documents, driving license, do you check with the dvla if they are allowed to drive no you dont so the same rules apply

[@richardprimett4978]

site needs to be investigated if they are admitting dangerose vapor and dust into the local area that could cause a problem if drone goes into it, bet his staff cant stop laughting at him.

[@DQ940]

If he flies drones, he really ought to know better, shouldn't he!