YOUR favorite Unus Annus Quotes Pt. 2!

[@thegongoolzler2677]

Hey look, I'm on the thumbnail!

[@planetdorkpeebs]

A legend at it’s finest

[@Changeofplanslol]

🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️

[@rainingcatsandjune]

Ethan: “Were pirates real?” ... *Camera zooms into Ethan’s regretful face*

[@thecavejelly]

Ethan: 👁👄👁

[@kyocera1618]

Wait were they tho?-

[@ena9330]

@@kyocera1618 yes

[@ashlynnsomers]

fun fact: they were real! (and maybe still are i'm unsure). One of my ancestors was a pirate from ireland

[@innonimate5662]

1000th like, lol

[@sophiera01]

everyone is forgetting about “grow autocorrect”

[@tealowl]

Bruh that's one of my favorite quotes 😭

[@v0lpex]

Where’s that from wait JANKSHSISJ

[@meleahfields364]

I love that one

[@sophiera01]

@Zyphyrr_ - yeah i think so because it was my birthday video 🥰

[@NoobSaibotTheWraith]

I can grow autocorrect

[@cassandramccarthy6300]

Has everyone forgotten EEFs “Did you know, I’m on medication right now? And I think I need a higher dose!” In the trumpet video

[@avasanders3354]

THAT'S MY FAVORITE

[@Randomness823]

Oh my god I love that one

[@adrienneislost1320]

yessss that was literally iconic

[@taylorbritt499]

That is my absolute favorite, except for one quote (idr what video it's from) where Amy asks Mark "Mark, what are you full of?" and Mark goes "ANGER. RAGE. _CHEESE."_ It cracks me up every single time.

[@forgetmenotfaery]

YESSS

[@darkseptigirl5851]

My favorite quote is either “I’m not a masochist” Or “It’s not a cult”

[@eggeggegg8566]

Don't forget the classic, "Don't touch me"

[@selahfoster6926]

@@eggeggegg8566And of course "Don't tell Amy"

[@janaloff]

Ethan's rap bit is my favourite video on the whole internet

[@aceofspades2201]

Same here

[@noahsan92]

I can't even decide, I just love this channel sm

[@DenDenDenDenDen13]

Not anymore

[@astro7366]

Who doesn't agree

[@Emmsley14]

Ethan tiny hands lives in my brain rent free tbh

[@pixelparasite829]

Mark: We're gonna start out easy Ethan: **Frightened Unus sounds**

[@sherbetttt]

annus: welcome to math class unus: *vietnam flashbacks*

[@pointlessly_poetic]

Eef: ThErE Is no EAsY 🤌🤌

[@lr6359]

my favorite is: “I FEEL INSECURE ABOUT MY BODY” from preserving ourselves in wax

[@leah.p.6687]

I now say this all the time... the delivery was the best part 🤣🤣

[@Ironvolt]

Some of my favourites have to be : -eef: “IM A REAL MANS MAN” -Eef:(I cant remember exactly how this one goes but it was from heehoo) “since he’s been gone I’ve seized his channel , Chica , his car” -“is darkiplier a cryptid” -“we’ll see you tomorrow, while there’s still a few tomorrow’s left” And also Ethan going on about saving P E E N

[@Jamie-wy9ej]

“We’ll see you tomorrow, while there’s still a few tomorrows left”!?! Dude! You trying to make me zone out to process emotions!

[@Hatchimatchii]

The entire heehoo video was a masterpiece

[@eggchomp]

“we’ll see you tomorrow, while there’s still a few tomorrows left.” that quote just fucked me up because there’s no tomorrows left. ouch

[@NotDanP1an]

What makes the Chica one so funny isn't the quote it's the fact that it just cuts to Chica in the middle of nowhere

[@brojd4308]

Literally the entire video of "preserving ourselves in wax" is a quote but my favorite is "Is that a package of paraphin wax in your pants or are you just happy to see me" -Sean

[@rickyalyhak1891]

Mark: "What do you do when your cut's not going straight?" Eef: "You grow auto-correct" Mark: "You what?"

[@Emo.Squidward3]

The entire but in helium therapy where Mark is telling Ethan how he would kill him if he killed chica is the best quote anyone ever said and you cant tell me otherwise

[@larkspur1517]

Dont forget ...Abigail

[@emmapruett7640]

Small Spencer spine axe

[@Kai-iy3kk]

@@emmapruett7640 ;-; Spencer

[@meleahfields364]

Let’s call her....... SarAh

[@larkspur1517]

@@meleahfields364 *whispers* Is her real name Abigail?

[@thegongoozler5920]

Eef: “There’s only one woman in my life and that’s JoAnn Fabrics!”

[@betahammer3566]

“You ever heard of Jazz” *Proceeds to make everyone listening uncomfortable*

[@urmom069]

i am the opposite of uncomfortable

[@gerardwayseyelash]

​@@urmom069Same...same.

[@v0lpex]

-Mark “ we’re gonna start off easy” -Eef, in Italian accent “THERE IS NO EASY” From the 4th grade math test Or the “THE GOONGOZLER HAS BEEN HIT!” -from you know, that video

[@taylorschultz8233]

Mark: “what do you do when your cuts not straight?” Eef: “you grow auto correct” (Ethan becomes a man)

[@nolannolan5164]

As the clock ticks down we all scatter round and share a laugh or two, but when that clock strikes down we all gather round we mourn the loss of you, as life goes on and our own clocks tick we may lose track of time, yet the clock keeps going and time keeps moving as we’re all trapped in a bind, when my clock strikes and my time comes I hope that I won’t mind, I hope to leave with a smile as I drift off and die, and one last message to give to all and to close out our story, it’s a mindset for life, and it’s called Memento Mori.

[@HomeOfTheFrogGames]

huh

[@nolannolan5164]

@@HomeOfTheFrogGames ?

[@HomeOfTheFrogGames]

@@nolannolan5164 just huh

[@HomeOfTheFrogGames]

@@nolannolan5164 kinda deep

[@nolannolan5164]

@@HomeOfTheFrogGames oh ok I thought it was the bad kind of huh

[@haileymarie484]

“what the fucK ? i made NOODLES!” -ethan, we will churn thy butter

[@LucyF_]

Mark singing his own rendition of I’ll make a man out of you from Mulan. (From the ‘mark steals Ethan’s face’ video)

[@tygor_tora]

Didn't he sing it vaguely to the tune of 'A Whole New World'?

[@LucyF_]

@@tygor_tora yes, Ethan was humming it and Mark said “I know that song” and started singing a completely different song.

[@BlondeCurlsBlueEyes]

That, plus Ethan randomly breaking into a rendition of Reflection from Mulan while staring into the pool 😂 Can't remember which video that was but it was great

[@LucyF_]

@@BlondeCurlsBlueEyes I’m pretty sure it was from brick soccer but I might be wrong

[@carlar2301]

Finding out which dog is smarter, when mark said “she’s a fe-male” and ethan said “i don’t think that’s how it works because they’re different breeds”

[@robbieee_06]

DON’T FUCK WITH ME MARK, I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE HWAAA”-Ethan in the learning how to fight video.

[@giorgiacaputo9528]

eef: Mark what's the main ingredient in the sepfruary desperation tanker? From making our own sensory deprivation tank

[@SJP4410]

“3 percent is not that bad... when you take into consideration that there are 2 other percents of the population” -EEF, talking about his IQ test results in the recreating every UA video

[@dogsareseriouslymyfavorite]

mark: “siri, call me daddy” *waits for siri* siri: “sorry, but i don’t see any father in your contacts.” mark: *regret* ethan: *appalled and wheezing at the same time*

[@jayceepenny]

I genuinely cried laughing the first time I saw Mark plummet down the stairs in that box. Just the camera panning down to his feet sticking out as he lay there motionless, I was so weak. 😆

[@yumyum2871]

“Hey Mark? how you saw?” Ethan Becomes a Man “SEPFRUARY DESPERATION TANKER”

[@hayleeh18]

“They’re damp. Why are they damp?” “Well, they’re about to be even more damp!” “This is... a bad idea, right?” *EEF’s whole bit about shaved ice and becoming shaved ice with Mark being **_extremely_** concerned* “Hey, are you chill with dying?” “O A S I S” “Am I allowed to doubt you?” “No, I’m the spelling bee man.”

[@Thedragon5881]

My favorite has to be the origin of EEF, when Mark asks Ethan to spell his name and he hears the first "E", and all is good, but then the second "e" hits and Mark is instantly confused

[@fishfrickari._.1898]

“I feel upset, this isnt a good start to my day, I dont like it when I loose but its okay cause I loose often. My self esteem is so low. please help me”

[@kemmli]

I’d forgotten how ~sExUaL~ the whole “you’ve never heard JAZZ before?” Bit was holy shit the sOUNDS coming out of Ethan I can’t breathe

[@tylernorrie_]

like really. it caught me off guard when i heard them, i actually chocked XD

[@raulballines]

*coughs* “God help any women you ever finger”- Mark (Finding the needle in the haystack)

[@ouijaclown]

my favorite has to be from You Breathe You Die “what did you give me?!?!???” “idk hpv or something”

[@Wildfire201X_LIVE]

“The man makes the melon and the melon makes the man”

[@cabby_patch]

Mine were: "Thats what REAL rage is" "Same old Mark." "Im INSECURE ABOUT MY BODY!" "Ethan, get on your knees." "You think there's a toy for kids to do their taxes?"

[@alfiemarlton-smith6835]

“Oranges are apples natural predators”-apple cider vinegar one

[@chini4917]

“It’s my semptuary deprevation chain...........vlog”

[@savannahdepaz3796]

“We forgot the bug watch!!!”

[@JiPPY13]

Don’t breath challenge with tape Mark: “eh...eh..eh” Ethan: “stop” Mark: “it hurts” Ethan: “yeah I’m sure it does”😂

[@indecisive-bird]

I really thought that the beginning I would hear "We live our lives taking each second for granted" "but what would you do if you knew how much time you had left?"

[@delusionoid]

My favorite has to be: Mark: "Hey Alexa call me daddy." Alexa: "I'm sorry, I don't see a dad in your contacts." *uncontrollable laughter*

[@bleh4658]

*Ethan’s long math equation on how long to microwave the hotdogs* Mark: no

[@generalkenobidaily4642]

“Popped out the womb with a beard and lost it in the war.” Has to be to greatest thing mark has ever said

[@milk958]

1:04 the way she said no AHHHHHHH!!!!!! 😭❤️ bro im such a simp

[@zavodila9279]

"Hey Siri, call us daddy." "I don't see a father in your contacts." **Eef bursts out laughing and Mark has a look of pure regret on his face**

[@cubes_o_chocolate8688]

“Oh municipality” song is bootiful I feel like everytime I watch Unus Annus I’m not sure if I’m happy or disturbed

[@pickle8636]

My favorite is Ethan singing "I feel upset! Yea this isn't a good start to my day. I don't like it when I lose but it's ok cuz I lose OftEn! My self esteem is so loww please...help me." Love it so much that I set it to my rintone 😄

[@Nythdrn]

4:38 Amy = Me, Mark and Ethan = The two halves of my brain.

[@RagdollWraith]

8:35 the cold, precise delivery of his reasoning is so perfect, its cinematic in quality

[@has-been-hot3l]

I like how we all miss Unus Annus but we’ve gotten to the acceptance/reminiscent stage of ‘grief’ so now we’re all just vibing and laughing together

[@NecroticNightshade]

A few personal favorites of mine- "Ooh wow! He's got a suit on!" -Ethan (Who's Cutting Onions In Here?) "Can you kiss through the ball?" -Amy (The Wubble) "J E B U S" -Ethan (Mark and Ethan Summon a Ghost) "WE'RE DOING NUTBALL" -Mark (Playing Childrens' Games in Total Darkness) "Cleanliness is next to godliness, and we are about to die." -Mark (Purging Our Sins with a NetiPot)

[@JonTheGeek]

I'd never actually seen the unedited Jaz clip

[@madison8710]

me either

[@emmariemartinez9488]

The scene with Ethan shouting Unus and Mark saying Shut up!! Has the same energy as brother bears "this year I lost me dear husband edgar" "quit telling everyone I'm dead!" "Sometimes I can still here his voice"

[@planetdorkpeebs]

Ok let me answer some things. For everyone asking, I found these clips on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, Tumblr, etc. I DID NOT download the videos. Second, Mark and Ethan have both stated clips and compilations are ok! Just not the full videos! Third, PLEASE WATCH THE FIRST PART I MADE!!! I see a lot of people commenting quotes that I put in the first one! Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

[@doesntmatter3895]

(You should do) bReAK OuT oF tHiS pLAcE. -the good kind of cupping ( I think that’s what is could oOf) if your making another one of course)

[@immortalsuislide5511]

Thanks, i was just wondering that lol

[@epitomeofoops]

Ethan: "Hmm, doctor, I've been having trouble recently. I've been thinking to myself, hey, I don't like green beans that much... And I don't know why!" Mark: visible confusion

[@pjccoombe6920]

My favorite was when Eef was having a full mental breakdown because he couldn’t figure out how to remove the cups from marks back 😂

[@smickforcosplay7604]

K, thanks for clarifying

[@sophieslife6670]

Ethan : “eh eh eh e’vahmo” Mark: “HAHAHA E’VAHMO?UR SPEAKING TOUNGE?”

[@reydragonclaw1128]

In the end when Mark cried a little and Ethan said "I love you," and Mark replied, "I love you too" was heart-melting. And it's not a ship or anything romantic like that; Crankiplier is not a modern ship anymore. This duo is a brotherhood more than anything, and like siblings, they fight with playful banter, but when they talk honestly, they admit it. They love their brother, and it's undeniable. Meanwhile, I'm melting into a puddle in the corner.

[@leshy1878]

My favorite was the Ethan becomes a man bit when mark pulls the paintball gun. The pose, the energy, his dead serious voice, and just the way he's built add for such an aesthetic theme on his part. (BTW the pose is called Contrapposto, it's pretty iconic.)

[@lolguca7154]

Mark: you know capps vs lowercase, that's very good Eef: im getting stronger by the second!!

[@jackieisnotdead3952]

mark: "show me your war cry!" ethan: Ỳ̶͕͚͎̤̎̔̀͒̌́̎͘Ó̷͙̟̣͚̖̄͒͊̊̃̓Ȯ̸͕͛̉͝Ö̵̞̝́͂̾̀̿Ơ̸̧͈͙̻̠͓̞̜̌̒̆́̓̿͜Ó̶͙̗̩̜̝̃̒̂͆O̸̩̲̘̮͔̝̔̈́̓̔͘Ô̵̧͚̭̳̪̦̳̚O̶͚͍̩̹͕̣̭̪̗̥̎̀͆̅͋̓̇̔Ǫ̶̻̰͇̠͓̝̰̖̊͋̈́̌̈̑͜O̵͇͓̥̩̔̈̐̚Ö̸͓̭̘́̏́̊̆͌̂͛͠O̵͔̗̺̫̞͙͇͊̊̅͒̀̀͊̒̊̍O̶̧̢̡͕͆̃̐̈͝ͅƠ̵͓̖̜̳̿̋̈́̾͆̈́͝Ǫ̴͔͓͔̣̣̎Ỏ̵̰̻̹͉̖͈̙̰̋̓̐͊̄̑͂͘͠ͅO̶͔̣͍̺͇̞̼͊̄͗̋̈̈́͛Ǫ̵̬͇̠͖̩̾͂̋̿̏̄͒̕͠͝O̸͍͎͉͚̜͓̩̝͍̥͑̍̓́̍͗̒O̴̢̡̟̮͕̍͌̋̇̉̅̃̚͘͘O̸͓̰͍̥̦̺͕͔̱͉͌͊͗͊̎̓̕Ő̷̧̝̠̦̬͓̭͈̤̊́̔̂̚͝ͅH

[@JustMilo879]

I love the one where Ethan sings the disclaimer song

[@dinklebreg28]

Mark: "what are your thoughts on Korea"- waxing episode

[@Crysta1izedst4r]

My favorite all time quote: Mark: "At any moment I could just walk in a store and buy any toy I want-" Ethan: *Remembers the bug watch* "The bug watch, for Amy!" Sean: "YOU GAVE IT AWAY!?" From donating toys to charity ft. Jacksepticeye

[@eldante616]

5:32 THE G O N G O O Z L E R

[@ethanfretz4996]

Ethan: "Have you ever been bitten by a frog? Have you ever been bitten by a log? Have you ever been bitten by the fog?" That's one of my favourites

[@Azumarhi]

My favorite part fom Unus Annus has to be from 2 truths 1 lie. Mark getting "Pubes" and explaining about how that connected with Korea. A small bit later and Mark says to Ethan: "what are your thoughts on Korea"

[@jackwhipple8883]

eff: "INVITE THEM TO JOIN YOU IN PRAYER AMY SAY IT WITH ME WELABLABLEABLEM" Mark: HAHAHAHAH

[@GippyHappy]

9:07 “I don’t _know_ what I want!” Ethan sounds like he’s in a cheesy romance movie.

[@dianecoffi2107]

Mark: “Chica’s homeless” Ethan: “She don’t got a roof over heer hēäd”

[@callowrat]

0:39 when you wake up in resident evil 7

[@varietea2234]

"two crocodiles and a meerkat, what's that called? *L u n c h* " The phonics learning video

[@indecisive-bird]

Aw i luv that the "I love you" part was in there

[@larkspur1517]

Ethan: Hey Mark, you went to Korea recently... *like two minutes later* Mark: What's your thoughts on Korea?

[@smidgenfae5325]

One of my absolute favorites, that I can't find ANYWHERE, is when Mark is complaining about Ethan's fingers and says, "I pity any girl you finger."

[@forgemakesstuff2734]

at this point i feel like i'm the only person who remembers this or thinks it's funny, but there's this part in the Ethan learning to read video where Ethan just completely loses it when he sees a meerkat and two crocodiles hanging out and i fricking love it also Mark: I think this rabbit hole is leading nowhere! Ethan: I found El Dorado from the El Dorado video

[@johnworkman3950]

Ethan saying "nervous" from the recreating all the unus annus videos video is my favorite

[@talldrinkofmarmalade7281]

Amy: yawns Mark and Ethan: anyway, I start blasting

[@SkimBee]

My favorite moment was when Eef was talking about putting mark into a nursing home as Mark walked into the pool

[@Oliver-dl4sm]

I literally rolled out of bed and said “uh! You’ve never heard of JAZZ before??” Before watching this video it was so random

[@tristenmervyn2458]

Siri: That's very loud, are you sure? Mark: Oh I'M SURE

[@IvanIsYda_]

I MISS IT I MISS THEM I MISS THE VIDEOS I MISS THE MERCH I MISS THE SONG I MISS THE EDITORS I MISS BOHDI

[@googoogaga7986]

I have a [REDACTED] flag that I’m gonna hang up soon, it makes me so happy lol

[@IvanIsYda_]

@@googoogaga7986 oh lucky ;-;

[@Kai-iy3kk]

@@googoogaga7986 Me too!

[@auditoryallusions8983]

Can we take a moment to appreciate how difficult it must be to find all of these clips off of just the quote? Thank you.

[@planetdorkpeebs]

You have no idea 😂

[@ChangeComics]

My favorite quotes are from The KZbin Hunger Games. “Unus. Annus. Ian?” “Ethan, dies of disentary?” “Then just cut to the rock, it’s dead” “TIM! Oh No!” And of course, “Yeah! I win!”

[@somedingusidk1242]

"Wa me to suk yur nose" Ethan: *HEURGHEHE* From preserving ourselves in wax

[@jaydudified]

The entire speedrun round in the lie detector video.

[@calltothekindred1147]

I just love helium therapy and like, all the stories about "Abigail." I lost it when Ethan, reluctantly, says "...Sarah"

[@jfragale03]

I think we need a “You close?” Compliation

[@BobRossCat]

I really miss unus annus.. but it was meant to be missed. With no coming back

[@rainbow_gazelle7399]

“Apeh, a tish, eh vahmo. Every time”

[@toxix.st6439]

Mine is"it has a heart a$$ hole!" "Its a slime suprise!" And "im gonna sht in this can 😡"

[@ivylives559]

"Don't FUCK with me mark, I have the power of god and anime on my side!" "AHHHHH" *Gunshot noises* -ethan and mark have a fight

[@kaitygrace5326]

I think my favourite quote is from the grip strength video, and ethan's song about ice cream to distract him from the pain

[@jacobchampagne8443]

If we get enough clips we will be able to repair Unus Annus entirely. Unus Annus will live on.

[@abzdragon2728]

I love the eff playing without the music

[@casspuur]

Thank you for helping refresh my memory 😭♥️

[@Alex-my3dc]

*unidentified ethan noises* will always be my favorite quote

[@Gemini42069]

“DO I EVEN GET A CHANCE TO DO ANYTHING! Or iS ThIS aLL AbOuT YOU!” Building an SCP

[@eddiedanrith5484]

my favorite is when ethan has that bald cap on and he goes "do I look like jeff bezos, that CAPITALIST PIG??”

[@chrisman4567890]

6:53 I only came here for the almighty E!!

[@1sorbus]

Vocal warmups with the pickles when [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] were in the car

[@doradumpe1139]

My favorite is "I'm not a merman, I'm MERMER" or something like that. From mermaid video.

[@purplebunnyb0125]

Damn... I've been to scared to watch anything Unus Annus related because I know I'll cry because I miss it. I know Mark and Ethan have their own channels, but the whole vibe of the channel was amazing, and I'm glad we got to experience it all together.