Your honor my client.

This took too long to make

[@diseasedwombat5611]

“Your honor, my client was fighting the enemy stand user!”

[@coolcatcastle8]

"Your honor, my client states that 'it was just a prank bro.'"

[@behindthepickle]

Your honor, my client was just doing a little bit of trolling

[@hiiexist7417]

Your honor, my client was being silly.

[@TryEZ_]

your honor, my client was just recording a tiktok prank!

[@hypersniper1540]

your honor, my client pleads "nuh uh"

[@solosaf6754]

"your honor, my client made an apology video that started with them fixing the camera and taking a deep breath!"

[@hiiexist7417]

"Your honor, my client has anxiety and depresion so they cant be blamed."

[@solosaf6754]

@@hiiexist7417 "your honor, my client is literally a neuro divergent minor"

[@aerophyic]

“your honor, my client’s dog stepped on a bee”

[@adzukibean2190]

Also, Edgeworth quoting Romeo and Juliet is the best thing I’ve ever heard 😂

[@majinsonic6891]

“Your honor i no no wanna :(“

[@eliamorandin8617]

Your honor, my client won't do that again he's sorry. On my homie

[@michaelbarnes5223]

Your Honor, this is a Certified Hood Classic.

[@benicio-williams]

Your honor, my client say it was bait.

[@hiiexist7417]

Your honor omg it was a joke how did you not get it?

[@justmonika.6374]

Your honor, simply you do not get dark humor.

[@jestasayshi5798]

“Your honor, my client is literally neurodivergent and a minor”

[@GmNdWtchr96]

"Your honor, League of Legends."

[@user-di2vy2ri2f]

Plinko

[@neokrrandom960]

"Your honor, free bird was playing"

[@Werewolf_Boyo.From_CRK]

Your honor, my client was asked to "Gather XP".

[@Soshers]

Your honor, let the record be notified that if you do not reach a guilty verdict in 15 minutes, my client and I get to go home.

[@adzukibean2190]

Payne arguing that he was really sorry is actually pretty ironic, given that in an episode of the anime, when Phoenix ran off in the middle of a trial to eat glass, and he got dragged back to court, this happened. Phoenix: “I’m sorry….” Payne: “well sorry doesn’t fix it! If sorry fixed everything I wouldn’t have a job!”

[@hiiexist7417]

He- He what?! I gotta watch the anime, like he fr just ate glass?!

[@omegalegendary4072]

@@hiiexist7417Since the anime is based on the whole first trilogy, he ate glass, the damn glass of the bottle, even I wonder how is this man not dead yet? He got attacked by Whips, by animals, crossed a bridge on fire to proceed to fall into a deadly river to only get a cold, literally flew like 30 ft into the air after a hit&run just to only have his ankle hurting, Phoenix is a god ong

[@justmonika.6374]

​@@omegalegendary4072God of Plot armor, I tell you!

[@vexmythoclast9476]

Your honor, ong? fr?

[@hiiexist7417]

"Yoour honor be so fr right now."

[@pookiewookie1837]

Your honor, my client was just being silly