Your Misheard Song Lyrics

[@imashaw]

Can we take a moment to appreciate how Kim's backup dancing brought the lyrics to life??! Bravo! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@rileyt.910]

Seriously!

[@louissivo9660]

She is the unsung heroine here. ;-)

[@ecubritt415]

Yas

[@batistajosephmadonia1812]

Yes

[@lillianellington7505]

That Tick In My Eye dance was the greatest dance I've ever seen

[@smittyde]

Monkees: I'm a Believer, "Then I saw her face. Now I'm gonna leave her."

[@tdhawk167]

🤣🤣🤣

[@donaldstanfield8862]

Then I saw her face,, and I couldn't believe it...

[@batsontoast]

HAHAHA

[@mississippimud7046]

Good one 😂😂😂

[@michellebenhart3137]

150th like!

[@piiinkDeluxe]

Shoutout to Kim for casually and confidently mentioning that she goes to therapy. You guys are so real and I'm here for it! 💕

[@kristennd12]

I love that, too! I am of the opinion that 99% of the population could benefit from going to therapy if they were willing to try it and put at least some effort into it.

[@piiinkDeluxe]

@@kristennd12 yes!! Me too! 😊 it took me so long to admit to myself that i need help but I've been in therapy for almost a year now and it's the best thing that ever happened to me! It changed my life and brings out the best in me. 😊

[@piiinkDeluxe]

Ngl though, it is an exhausting process, especially if trauma is involved but it is SO worth it! You need to be open for it and want to do it and your therapist needs to be someone you feel comfortable with and you're good to go. 😊

[@rachelppython]

Question for anyone who's found a good therapist, how did you do that? As a poor student I went to one of the university's therapists but I never felt comfortable or like I could be myself so it was exceedingly unhelpful, but at least it was free. Outside of school though, it won't be free and I don't want to waste money trying to find someone.

[@piiinkDeluxe]

@@rachelppython hi. 🙂 Mine was a recommendation by a friend of mine. So it took me like half a year till i finally called her, I'm glad i did though. Here in Germany, it is a bit different, a lot of therapists are free bc your health insurance pays. Mine isn't covered either, though. She is experienced in somatic trauma therapy. In case you live in the states, maybe Patrick Teahan can help you, he made a guide on how to find a good therapist. I'm not sure if there are other free options. I'll see later today if I can find the link for you. 🙂 The guy is awesome though, i watched a lot of his videos before i finally made the decision to go to therapy.

[@Momonymity]

My coworker once sang "I've got 2 tickets to Paradise" as "I've got 2 chickens to paralyze". Very different. One is bragging. One is a to-do list.

[@fabulousfamily564]

That makes me laugh so hard 🤣🤪

[@gracebooth6327]

I laughed so hard🤣🤣

[@ShadowFireclaws]

On the subject of bird misheard lyrics. I thought in Counting Crows' song "Big Yellow Taxi", he was saying: "We paid pair o guys to put up with pumpkin doves." 🤣

[@daynamorris2399]

@@ShadowFireclaws I thought it said "They paved paradise and put up a pumpkin lot"

[@donnamoes]

When my son was 5 years old he loved singing "I've been through the desert ON A HORSE WITH NO LEGS". 😄

[@daynamorris2399]

That puts a very different twist on it

[@eglol]

Very good very good.

[@missbeth347]

Ummmmm that's not what it says? I'd better look it up.

[@smittyde]

AC/DC: "She was a fax machine, she kept her modem clean."

[@tammyhayes6920]

😂

[@mangot589]

LOL. When that came out, though, nobody had fax machines😂 Works now, though

[@meganofsherwood3665]

I love that 😂

[@klev0036]

I was today years old when I realized it wasn’t “Cross Eyed Bear.”

[@Wooolfey]

That was a hymn in the old church hymnal, "Gladly the crosseyed bear

[@katwi5870]

Me too!

[@stevenfischer9772]

That's how I heard it.

[@carolynlunel9382]

@@Wooolfey , my dad used to think that exactly when he was very small and as an adult I bought him a teddy bear and had a tag engraved with "GLADLY the cross eyed bear" My dad adored the gift! ❤ I miss my dad.. thx for mentioning that hymnal!

[@nonamegirl2.71]

Aw man sorry to steal your comment! I said the same thing 2 weeks ago, I didn’t see yours til today

[@mattofthenorth]

CCRs bad moon on the rise song for 15+ years I thought they were saying “there’s a bathroom on the right” 😲

[@netmeg1119]

Same! That's the one I submitted.

[@DevlinBlake]

They actually already did that one in there other parody song.

[@richardlandis793]

CCR was the first set of 8-tracks I bought for my new ‘69 Camero.

[@thrifty_wifemomma_of2331]

I thought it was a baboon on the right lol 😂

[@absatwell8163]

Well, always good to know where the bathroom is!

[@theyeagers3088]

Yall are so perfect together. You two are the definition of "you complete me" to each other. 😊

[@nikig1605]

I absolutely LOVED Kim's back-up dancing! She animated the life into those misheard songs! Kudos, dancing Queen!👏🏽👍🏽💃💃🏽💃🏿

[@danielallen160]

"These ants are my friends, they're blowin' in the wind."

[@rridderbusch518]

@Daniel Allen Thanks for the great belly-laugh! This is my favorite for certain. :-D

[@slyon3579]

@@rridderbusch518 My sister has never lived that down...she thought the same

[@ViMi1]

:) that's because "Man Grenaded All The Animals"

[@christinemunger7054]

Sorry I missed the deadline! My 12-year-old daughter was in the back seat while we were driving and Roberta Flack's "Killing Me Softly" came on. I was jamming at the wheel and halfway through, my daughter pipes up "Mom, how can you kill someone softly with a saw?" I almost drove off the road, I was laughing so hard!

[@marijana.majic.]

I laughed so hard on this one 🤣🤣

[@christinemunger7054]

More of my daughter's hillarious misinterpretations: Kelly Clarkson singing "Killing makes you stronger"; Queen singing "leaves me in a cocoa sweat"; and, Paul McCartney singing "Sydney, having a wonderful Christmastime" (yes, her name is Sydney!)

[@marijana.majic.]

@@christinemunger7054 😁😁

[@kristinabushnell3652]

I might have said this in the last video, but on the song Hey Soul Sister by Train my 5 year old always thought it said "like a burger your McDonald's" instead of "like a virgin you're Madonna". So I guess we were eating out way to much at that time, lol. You two are Awesome!! Love your videos!!💜

[@robscott9414]

I was driving with my 7-year-old son in the car when he started singing to Foreigner on the radio: "Cuz I'm a JUICE BOX HERO...." LOL!

[@12harrypotterfan34]

Madonna: "Like a virgin, touched for the thirty-first time"

[@catlover6589]

Me too! That’s always what I thought!🤦🏽‍♀️

[@nonamegirl2.71]

@Lauren S Best comment !

[@suekelderhouse5160]

You win!!

[@marijana.majic.]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ellasears7502]

I heard ‘twenty first time’

[@deborahgreenwood9558]

When I was little I thought “Material girl” was “Cheerio girl”. I sang cheerio in place of material with passion and confidence, my 4 y/o mind was convinced those were the words 😂

[@sarahperkins2340]

❤❤❤❤❤👏👏👏🤣😂😊

[@samszczepanski2281]

My mom thought it was cereal bowl

[@kristennd12]

When I was little I thought Madonna was singing about “Cherries, Cherries.”

[@annem8152]

I love it! we are living in a cheerio world.

[@greatauntlizbethg9137]

@@samszczepanski2281 well thats kinda like cherios...

[@bobarlotte]

I used to think "Rock the Casbah" was "Rock Your Dad Bod" 😅

[@snowyiceshadowclaw4544]

😂😂😂

[@robloxtalia1415]

😂 😂 😂

[@CuriouslyContentASMR]

You mean "Lock the Cashbox"? I love that song! :D

[@LynnsLaunderette]

My son (when he was little) thought it was “Rock The Cat Box”....... 😳🙀

[@jamiemandel61]

@@LynnsLaunderette me too! But until I was in my 20s! 🤣

[@charlenestahl6185]

“This is the dawning of the Age of Asparagus” Correct lyric: “This is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius”

[@donaldstanfield8862]

BAHAHAHAAH

[@TieDyeRain]

I saw that in a Family Circus comic once, way back before I knew the actual song, and then it stuck with me.

[@ScubaTiger]

As a 10 year old I thought it was "the age of aquarium".

[@crgrier]

This is A DRAWING of the age of Asparagus

[@kagomeshuko]

Archibald shall be happy!

[@daynamorris2399]

I always hear the opening lyrics of Living on a Prayer by Bon Jovi as "Tommy goes to work on the dots" and never questioned it. I just thought they were singing about a guy who always arrives at his office on time

[@ellasears7502]

I heard ‘Tommy gets to work on the dot’… are you telling me that’s wrong? Also heard ‘she cries in the night on Christmas’ instead of ‘Tommy whispers’

[@brianclausen2344]

Love the parodies and the enthusiasm! I have two faorites. 1. Elton John, Tiny Dancer...."Hold me closer Tony Danza!" and 2.Bonnie Tyler, Total Eclipse of my heart..... " live in a Polygag/polygon and Giving off Sparks" Yeah, had to look up the lyrics for that one! Thanks Fam!

[@evilredcaboose]

Tiny Dancer!! "Hold me close and TIE ME DOWN SIR" I LOVE ROCKY ROAD

[@BlessedBeyondCompare]

Well at least they were polite about it hahaha

[@evilredcaboose]

@@BlessedBeyondCompare 😆

[@rmeden1]

I love Rocky Road is a Weird Al song. (have a double scoop with me!) I can no longer hear L O L A, Lola.. without hearing Weird Al's Y O D A, Yoda. :)

[@pauldickey3868]

"Hold me close and tie me down, sir. Count the head lice on the highway. Baby Donna, she's so blended. Yahazzabuzzydehdahdeh."

[@crgrier]

Hold me closer Tony Danza.

[@ajparadise6649]

Kim is the best dancer ever. She really brings the amazing lyrics to life. I love how you changed watermelon sugar high to one of them would apply. It makes the song so much better.

[@captainslance]

These are pretty funny. Here in Germany we call them “Agathe Bauer Songs” because one of the most common misheard lyrics are “Agathe Bauer” instead of “I’ve got the power”

[@BlessedBeyondCompare]

That is fantastic!

[@tyrannolaurus6590]

Nice! In Dutch they're called "Mama appelsap" which translates to "Mommy applejuice". In the Michael Jackson song "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'" there's this mama-se mama-sa ma-ma-coo-sa thing going on that really sounds like they're singing about mama appelsap.

[@Denise6ft]

😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣

[@piiinkDeluxe]

Oma fiel ins Klo - Songs, too. 😆

[@carefulpilgrim]

Dass ist überhaupt komisch!

[@amybrattin6306]

Since I was a little girl, I always thought the line in the National Anthem “whose broad strips and bright stars through the perilous fight” was, “ who brought stripes and bright stars to the parrots in flight?“. My kids still make fun of me about that.

[@dmore8014]

A guy I was dating asked me "What's 'colitis'? I explained about inflammation of the bowel/colon. It seemed an odd thing for a 20-something guy to ask about. Then he said, "So why do the Beatles sing in that song, "The girl with colitis goes by" ??? That happened in 1975 and I am STILL laughing. I think it is time for a Part 2 video.

[@vegetarianvamp101]

I remember in a Babysitter's Club book, one of the girls thought that.

[@aislinngraves4291]

For years I thought "Dude looks like a lady" was "Do the funky lady."

[@tiffyl4910]

I blame Mrs. Doubtfire, but I did the same 😂

[@tiffyl4910]

@@kelownagunguy3756 I just meant that when I heard it repeatedly on Mrs. Doubtfire, I used to hear/sing the lyrics wrong like that. I messed up lyrics on quite a few songs from my childhood/teenage years lol

[@josie4065]

😳 Wait, that’s not what they’re saying?

[@courtneyallen9660]

I did too! My bf was like wow. Lol

[@martin1b]

Or "Do it like a lady"

[@michellecampbell4287]

My mom's name is Cinda and I thought Elvis was singing Return to Cinda. When I got older and saw my mom write return to sender on some mail, I was like ohhhh that makes more sense.

[@rridderbusch518]

@Michelle Campbell DFWThriveGirl. Oh that's so adorable!

[@theyankeegal13]

Return to sends, Address unknown No such number No such soap That is what I sometimes hear, I don't know who puts lyrics about soap to be honest

[@judyst.john-tucker2467]

My ex thought it was "Return Lucinda"

[@theyankeegal13]

Judy St. John I thought last lyric was no such soap

[@kateelson991]

I thought it was “Return to Simba.” 😂

[@julesward3729]

I love that Kim said “a self examined life” and the saying is “an unexamined life... is not worth living.” Which fits perfectly with the misheard lyrics video. 😎🤩💯😘

[@KimSpurre104]

Purple Haze! I love this; I’ve misheard lyrics for over 60 years; since 1962 when I first heard rock n Roll (and pop, and Motown). Bravo!🙌

[@llamasugar5478]

“Show ‘em Hot Pockets Show ‘em tonight It doesn’t matter Who’s wrong or right Just beat it . . .”

[@musicalifornia49]

Taylor Swifts: "Long list of ex-lovers" was "got a lot of starbucks lovers"

[@apriltini]

Oh. Oops. Yeah, that's what I hear. Always thought it was weird, but music lately IS weird.

[@susannahunter21]

Same, I always thought that was what it was until I read this comment.

[@mykijiji1958]

“GOT A LONG LIST OF EX-LOVERS”!!! I just had to re-listen to this line about 10X with my daughter. We both agree, it TOTALLY sounds like “Star” something. I thought, “Gotta a lot of Star-crossed lovers”. My daughter (who’s 9) hears “Starbucks”. SO funny. I mean, now that I know what it says, I hear it. Ha ha ha!!!! I have sung along to that song SO many times... apparently incorrectly! 😂😂😂

[@UTMomof4]

Yes, I'm not the only one who heard that! My daughters teased me about that, but that's what it sounds like!

[@kristennd12]

I thought Taylor Swift was “callin’ all you Starbucks lovers...” I was hoping she was going to give out free caramel macchiatos, somehow.

[@lalights6]

Friends in low places: The line "I'm not big on social graces" my dad thought was "I'm not big on sausage gravy." hahaha

[@BlessedBeyondCompare]

Is there even such thing as a country singer who's not big on sausage gravy? haha. Maybe more recently, there is, but I can't imagine the original singer not liking it. haha! That's a great misheard lyric though!

[@lalights6]

@@BlessedBeyondCompare hahaha right, lol. I think he must have had sausage gravy on his mind when listening, lol (he has country roots himself, lol)

[@BlessedBeyondCompare]

@@lalights6 There you go! I mean, I can relate - I think about food almost constantly! Trying to keep within a reasonable weight is SOOO hard when you love food so much!!!

[@lalights6]

@@BlessedBeyondCompare I know right! I love food too!!! Lol (btw, I have had this song stuck in my head all day now, hahaha lol)

[@BlessedBeyondCompare]

@@lalights6 It's a good one! My mom's best friend used to own a "cowboy bar" (it was called the Longhorn) and they had karaoke every so often... most of the choices were karaoke. So I became VERY accustomed to hearing drunk cowboys sing that song when I was a kid! That and "Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die" (I'm sure the title is smaller than that but I figure the line will ring a bell for you).

[@heatherjay8802]

“Spicks and Specks”, an Australian music quiz show, used to have a segment on misheard lyrics, which, FYI, are called ‘mondegreens’. Happy listening!

[@jpatchw]

"Now wae be to thee, Huntly! And wherefore did you sae? I bade you bring him wi you, But forbade you him to slay." Ye Highlands and ye Lawlands, Oh where have you been? They have slain the Earl o' Moray And LADY MONDEGREEN (layd him on the green.)

[@greatauntlizbethg9137]

@@jpatchw wow. I was going to comment that now i want to find or make a lyric that could be mis heard as mondogreen AND THERE IT WAS. Thank you. ⚰⛳

[@greatauntlizbethg9137]

I just remembered the same mishearings in English are called pullet surprises, after the literary award, the pullitzer prize 🐔❗ 🏅

[@carolroberts4614]

I have read a collection called Mondegreens, and they mention the girl whose hero was Lady Mondegreen, and was understandably upset when she found out she didn't exist!

[@tvalivation4758]

Excellent manner of captioning the actual lyrics and then inserting the misheard ones. Very funny!

[@1456Sassy]

The 2 of you are so great together. I love how you each compliment the other with your antics, etc. When Kim's alarm went off, I could have sworn she said she had "Eye therapy"! 🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@Gab-xm6ev]

Toto's Africa: There's nothing that a hundred men on Mars could ever do

[@betsyhorst6195]

Me too! And I thought, “well, right... there isn’t anything they could do......because they’re on Mars!”

[@bobbiema6671]

Me too 😳😳😳🌚😳😳😳

[@its_her8525]

What so that’s not the lyric!?

[@ceuser9894]

Me too! Ha ha.

[@Pita361]

Me too! Lol

[@scottadler]

"Hold me closer, Tony Danza." "See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen." "There is a bathroom on the right."

[@evilredcaboose]

Tiny Dancer - Hold me close AND TIE ME DOWN, SIR

[@chloeglitteraldc2507]

YOU STOLE THESE FROM BUZZFEED!

[@scottadler]

@@chloeglitteraldc2507 No, I couldn't couldn't think of them st the time I posted them. The Creedence Clearwater "bathroom on the right" meme was a running joke in the early 70s. I have the album. It also went "there's a bad dog bonna bite."

[@darcypanak639]

CCRs Bad Moon Rising was "There's a bathroom on the right" in the 80's . My friend JoNell and I convinced my Dad that's how the song went and he sang it that way for YEARS!

[@hackedagain3421]

Tony Danza - Phoebe's singing in friends 🤣

[@tinaperez7393]

These lyrics are way superior to the actual ones! 😂🤣🤣 Loved Kim's 7 teeth. 😂

[@josephblackman2823]

I love Kim! She makes the videos the best quality!

[@Preussfam]

I thought “We built this city...” was “with milk and cereal. And rock and roll” 😂

[@nicobrown3614]

I love ya'll sooo much!!!These videos lighten the mood of everything that is happening around the world. Thank YOU!!

[@bigbirdbigbird]

One of my classmates thought Bush's "Glycerine" was being sung "Listerine" when it first came out. 😁😂

[@mehpainter]

Hah that’s hilarious, the only reason I know the songs name is because _my_ dad played a lot of Rocksmith (the teaching game, the one that uses actual guitars)

[@Ghost_Queen_39]

Same. I thought that too!

[@MsThorne2009]

😂 I can understand that.

[@amandalynch9567]

I always loved"Walking in a Winter Wonderland". I would sing: "Later on we'll perspire as we dream by the fire."

[@ginafred7161]

Wait, that's NOT the lyrics??!

[@TieDyeRain]

As a kid, I used to sing “walking by the window on the land.” 😀

[@a.m.6672]

We always sang "Walking in our winter underwear" for a laugh

[@charlenestahl6185]

@@a.m.6672 Walking around in women's underwear. I think one of the old parody singers did one of those

[@audreydanielle03]

That is the lyrics tho? Isn't it?

[@dustyniederriter7543]

When you go city to city preforming all of the songs you added to me and the misses will be front and center. Great vocals. Keep doing what you love.

[@mariahstrange3947]

When my mom was little, she watched the movie Grease and heard the song "Tell Me More," but rather than hearing "Tell me more! Tell me more!" She heard "Jelly role! Jelly role!" She loved that song so much that she named her cat JellyRole....

[@Sillysleepiness]

Was I the only one who got a bit distracted because of that knot in your headphone cord? 😂😂🙈 But honestly, this was gold! 💫💛 Keep up the great work!

[@elliesmallwood2322]

@@rridderbusch518 Nope I was distracted too. But nice try on a burn there, R.

[@david8804]

Oh nooo now I can’t stop looking at it!!

[@dougwheeler1265]

@@rridderbusch518 you don't have to report it to notice it! I noticed, and I'm sure others did too!

[@TieDyeRain]

I saw the knot, too ! Haha

[@davogotland]

i came to the comment section looking for this!

[@ceuser9894]

1983 - John Cougar Mellencamp's "I fight authority, authority always wins." I thought it was simply nonsense babble - "I dotta doh ditta doh dee doo doo doo..." I'm a high school junior, riding in a car with a boy I wanted to impress and my best friend... this song came on and I confidently belted these nonsense words. The boy never asked me out. :)

[@daynamorris2399]

There’s a site where people can submit their misheard lyrics so a lot of people will hear it as “i fight Dorothy and Dorothy always wins.” Which makes me question why my aunt ticked them off

[@twingrandmasreadstories2404]

My Dad always laughed when I sang “there’s a bathroom on the right” by Credence Clearwater otherwise know as Bad Moon on the Rise. 😳🤪

[@carolroberts4614]

The first 45 I ever bought!

[@bryndelmano6134]

Back in the early 70's, when I was in 3rd grade, I thought "Heartbreaker" by Zeppelin was "Hans Brinker". Yes, I thought a rock song on the radio was about Hans Brinker and his Silver Skates, based on the novel by Mary Mapes Dodge, first published in 1865. I do not wonder why I have few friends.

[@gregrappa1797]

YOU GUYS ARE PHENOMENAL!!!!!!!

[@RubysReality]

Love your channel so much me and my mom always watch you guys together! Thanks for making out quarantine so much better!!

[@susanrussell8195]

I thought “I Want a New Drug” was “I Want a New Truck” by Huey Lewis.

[@cindivorkapich2252]

Susan, have you heard Weird Al's version? Its called I want a new duck! lol

[@ljc9337]

LOL...thought the same!

[@cindivorkapich2252]

@@ljc9337 Oh good! I'm glad I'm not the only one! lol

[@susanrussell8195]

@@cindivorkapich2252 Yes, I have. He’s got some classics.

[@lyndellrobinson3611]

I did it as well and Weird Al's version cemented it for me until I was much older. LOL

[@deelubahn8193]

Oh and "Blinded by the Light" I thought was wrapped up like a douche! 😂

[@meghoughton562]

Me too!

[@nikkidinezza9596]

Me too!

[@KillerKoala87c]

I mean I know it isn’t but I don’t know what the real words are lol

[@annerph1778]

@@KillerKoala87c it's revved up like a duece

[@madmommy]

Same!

[@FoggyMemoryProductions]

First of all: Just discovered your channel. Thanks to my roommate. Second: These songs are awesome. Third: For misheard lyrics, 1 song I always misheard as a kid into my adulthood was Africa by Toto. This part specifically: What the actual lyrics are: It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do I bless the rains down in Africa Gonna take some time to do the things we never had (ooh, ooh) What I heard: It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do I Guess the rains down in Africa Gonna take some time to do the things we never had (ooh, ooh)

[@emilyvogt66]

FoggyMemoryProductions: One of my sisters has a friend who misheard "a hundred men or more" as "a hundred men on Mars" when that song was first released... 😄

[@FoggyMemoryProductions]

@@emilyvogt66 That's kind of funny actually.

[@TJ-bv4ij]

Africa by Toto : I always heard "I left some brains down in Africa".

[@klandersen42]

I thought it was "I guess it rains down in Africa"

[@mehpainter]

Oh wow, I’ve always heard the proper lyrics to that song at least (I’m the grandson of a musician and my dad loves music so I know how to pick out what a lyric is), no my embarrassing misheard lyric is in the song The Boys Are Back In Town, the real lyric is “Guess who just got back today?” And I heard “Guess who just got _paid_ today”, yeah I don’t know where _that_ came from...

[@helenetrstrup4817]

I have a huge misheard lyrics problem with Adele's Rolling in the deep when it comes to the backing vocals and I can't unhear it. When I listen to the song with the lead vocals I hear: "I'm never gonna be a sheep, never had man meat" When I only listen to the backing vocals (if you remove the lead vocals from the track entirely) it turns into: "I'm never gonna wear a sheet, never had man meat" 😅

[@TaylorPeas]

RIGHT

[@tgayer1]

So what are the actual words?

[@BlessedBeyondCompare]

@@tgayer1 I think maybe "You're gonna wish you never had met me," if it's the lyric I'm thinking.

[@helenetrstrup4817]

@@BlessedBeyondCompare Yup, exactly that one. 😆

[@BlessedBeyondCompare]

@@helenetrstrup4817 Good stuff! haha~

[@DavidPlass]

"Lucy in the sky would die, man"

[@DavidPlass]

Wait, so "Watermelon sugar high" are the ACTUAL lyrics?!

[@annem8152]

I'd never heard this song before...and wondered that too.

[@melissabrown6254]

actually a song ....

[@kornqueenkortni]

Yess

[@bree2444]

Look up the meaning (only if you are over the age of 12)

[@s.u.k.7191]

IDK, I only knew that know...

[@cherry-ip5lg]

Hi Holderness Family! This has nothing to do with the video but I just wanted to tell you this; my mom follows you on Instagram and can relate SO much to your funny skits. She first heard about you when her friend texted her your video about "going back to school and what should we do"......I've never heard/seen her laugh so hard in my life. Then like a month later or something she heard the "I'm doing the best I can" skit and totally lost it at the "lunch meat for dinner" part haha. I just wanted to thank you for what you're doing right now and thank you for putting a smile on my family's faces :).

[@artemisdanube4941]

You guys are so adorable-every video you do makes me smile.

[@clarascats1365]

When me and my friend were younger, we thought the lyrics to soul sister were “hey so sister, I don’t wanna miss ya/mista in the stereo, (the) dairy-io, the way you know it’s fair-io. I still sing these lyrics to this day

[@thealbanianlorg6542]

Wow! Needed the laugh today. And THIS was great! Too many great parts to mention, loved Kim’s supportive lyrical emphasis! This stupid video is gonna require multiple viewings to catch everything. Again, thank you guys! 😁🤣😂

[@tkgosselin]

Tnis was awesome. Cross eyed bear 🐻 was the best!

[@kahwjrkw7246]

Rolling stones, you can't always get a chihuahua 😂

[@rebeccaramana8014]

They give me good vibes. You guys make my day.

[@smittyde]

"You better shave Bob because I need a man" --You're the one that I want.

[@mykijiji1958]

😂😂😂

[@annem8152]

@@mykijiji1958 I still don't know exactly what the lyrics are at parts of that song. "if you're filled with affection you're too shy to __________, ___________ my direction. feel your way." I have no idea what those blanks are saying.

[@hermionejeangranger1053]

@@annem8152 If you’re filled with affection, you’re too shy to convey, meditate in my direction, feel your way

[@meganb4432]

@@annem8152 'too shy to convey, meditate in my direction'

[@meganb4432]

Well, that stubble hurts. Any man who comes on all stubbly better shape up...

[@silver_lining2226]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again! You need more subs guys because you’ve made my day more times than the number of subs you have!

[@bobbiejocoxryan]

My husband always sings "Shot through the heart And you're TOO LATE." For the song You Give Love A Bad Name by Bon Jovi.

[@daynamorris2399]

i worked with someone who thought that they were saying "You give love a Band - Aid!"

[@breewest4035]

Bon Jovi- Living in a prayer. “Woah we’re half way there, woah drawing with a crayon”

[@daynamorris2399]

Bree West thanks for giving me the mental image of Jon and the boys scribbling on paper like little kids

[@elenatrusz5711]

Ok until a few months ago I though it was living on the prairie lol!!!

[@daynamorris2399]

@@elenatrusz5711 I'm pretty sure that New Jersey a subtropical climate

[@hangtime5937]

SQUIDWARD ON A CHAIR

[@kyliepollert8341]

"Every Time You Go Away" is a Hall & Oates song; they originally recorded it for their 1980 album "Voices", but never released it as a single. Paul Young covered it 5 years later, and took it to #1. My mom always thought "Dude looks like a lady" was "Do the funky lady"

[@reginawhite5464]

Carrie Underwood "Before he cheats" I dug my key into the side Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive Carved my name into his 'legacy'

[@abbyc4167]

I thought the exact same thing

[@greatauntlizbethg9137]

💺

[@fiercekitten9079]

Wait what is it actually??

[@abbyc4167]

@@fiercekitten9079 "Carved my name into his leather seats"

[@daynamorris2399]

That actually makes sense

[@emmamorley138]

I was a kid at the time, instead of "just let me state for the record" I thought it said "just let me staple the vicar" in We Are Family 🤣 My friend thought it said "but the chair is not my son" in Billie Jean 😂😂

[@melissamaynard2810]

"Secret Agent Man" by Johnny rivers was always 'Secret Asian Man' and "Swing Low" by UB40 was always, 'sweet n low, sweet cherry coke'.

[@kristennd12]

Same re: the “Secret Asian Man”.

[@annem8152]

to be fair, even knowing the lyrics, it does sound like he says 'secret asian man.' that is a freebie in my book.

[@bobbiema6671]

*HE'S NOT SAYING THAT?* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 🔫🔪💣💉💊🚬💼💰💄👓

[@Phantombrother]

I heard "Freakin' Asian man . . ."

[@xenixpro]

Another song is "Bad Moon Rising" when people think the lyric "there's an bad moon on the rise" is "there's a BATHROOM on the RIGHT". My late wife was on of those people. 😂

[@sandysassafras7233]

That's what I thought too! (sorry for your loss) I also used to think that "Secret Agent Man" was "Secret Asian Man"

[@carolynworthington8996]

There are many of us who thought that…

[@bittersweetboba58]

“One of them should apply” I started bursting out laughing

[@johnree6106]

Well every song you parody now is like that for me. How about other people.

[@Psalm97]

Thanks to this video, I now know that Alanis Morissette wasn’t upset about some crappy gift Dave Coulier gave her. I legit thought the lyrics were “cross-eyes bear,” too.

[@BlessedBeyondCompare]

The Dave Coulier reference put this comment over the top for me. haha!

[@charlenestahl6185]

"All By Myself" was misheard as Obama's Elf.

[@sallyintucson]

I will never hear that song the same way again. 😂

[@BlessedBeyondCompare]

Every president has one. Trump has an orange one, obviously. LOL

[@usagitou]

😆

[@addy5529]

omg i laughed so hard lol at this

[@iloveeeeeecats]

OBaMas EeEEeELf I sang it in my head and it felt so right

[@RealtyWebDesigners]

You guys are the absolute best!

[@catlover6589]

Omg that was amazing. Idk if you ever read the comments, but you guys have helped me get through 2020!

[@kryxena]

"Give me the Beach Boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your rock and roll and drift away." I still prefer my misheard lyrics to the actual ones, which I only learned earlier this year! (Beat, boys, not Beach Boys.)

[@BlessedBeyondCompare]

The Beach Boys are nostalgic for me... had a 4th grade teacher who was OBSESSED with them and coached the Jump Rope Team... Every time I hear them, I want to jump rope. She was one of the best (if not THE BEST) teachers I'd ever had, and it always make me happy to hear them.

[@GoToPhx]

Ditto!

[@kryxena]

@@BlessedBeyondCompare That's awesome! My dad is the one in my life who is all about the Beach Boys. I think of him every time I hear one of their songs! And you had a jump rope team in 4th grade? That's amazing! I would totally have joined!

[@BlessedBeyondCompare]

@@kryxena Yes! It was amazing for sure!! I stayed in until I went to middle school! Aww. I think of my dad when I hear the Beatles! Especially "Baby you can drive my car" because one time he sang it like a crazy person. So fun.

[@kryxena]

@@BlessedBeyondCompare Love it!

[@jasonwiggins1284]

HAHAHA Also Taylor Swift is always upset with her lonely Starbuck's lovers--Blank Space

[@usagitou]

I kept hearing Starburst lovers 🤤

[@jasonwiggins1284]

@@usagitou Haha Maybe she has a Starburst fetish too or had some ex lovers who did

[@jadamarie7413]

Omg I ALWAYS heard Starbucks lovers too until I did the karaoke lol

[@keirasnow4460]

Wait whats the actual lyrics then....... I'm

[@jasonwiggins1284]

@@keirasnow4460 "Got a long list of ex lovers" When the song is slowed down you can hear the lyrics clearly

[@kimberlycummings6280]

Awesome as always 😊

[@nonamegirl2.71]

I was today years old when I learned that my 12 year old self (in 1995) was not the only one who thought the Alanis Morissette lyric was "It's not fair to deny me of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me," when this song first came out. I figured out the real lyric sometime in adulthood, lol. Also you guys are wonderful and hilarious and you always cheer me up!

[@jenamhamdi6125]

You should do misheard song lyrics for your parodies! They're hilarious, and laughter is the best medicine!

[@alishal6031]

This is amazing! Your videos are so awesome! (And yes, I've gone to therapy too)

[@janettarthur]

I thought Sia's "Cheap Thrills" was about her dumpster diving. "'Til I hit the dumpster, hit the dumpster, I got all I need. No, I ain't got cash, I ain't got cash but I got you baby"

[@klandersen42]

My misheard Sia was Chandelier was "I'm gonna swing from the shan de liason, from the shan de liason" real lyrics of course are "I'm gonna swing from the Chandelier" not "shan de liason". For another part of the song I also thought that it was just "one two three, one two three three" when it is really "one two three, one two three drink".

[@Scrappicat]

I always sang the Down Under song wrong. "You better run! You better take a boat!" and "He just smiled and gave me a bite of his sandwich."

[@houses4rent8240]

Thanks for making these funny family friendly videos. You are a joy to watch. ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤

[@joannelarose8198]

This is hysterical! I love your voice!

[@sophiejelbert206]

Haha love this! I used to think that when Taylor Swift said in her song blank space "got a long list of ex lovers" she said "got a long list of star bucks lovers".😂

[@Alisonsgachaverse]

I thought it was "gotta love the Starbucks lovers"💀

[@nancyfalcon2796]

my little brother was singing "You can't hide your one bling eye!" at the top of his lungs at Lake Travis. My friend stopped the Eagles cassette and said "WHAT?!?!?!" then fell in the water laughing so hard.

[@katiesiddique9062]

🤣🤣🤣

[@booklover3341]

That's hilarious, but in the same vein, I thought "Your smile's a thin disguise" was "your smile can't deny". But like, in my defense, I have low frequency deafness and it fit.

[@LadyLaran]

I used to sing “hang on snoopy” instead of “hang on sloopy” from the oldies song lol

[@roxannejohnston3311]

I have a couple... My daughter got a shirt for me because she knew I LOVE Bon Jovi. Ooh, lemon on a pear, instead of Living on a Prayer. Eddie Money....I've got 2 chickens to paralyze, instead of 2 tickets to paradise... Keep 'em coming guys. You Rock!

[@stamplax1173]

For the longest time I thought a line from Boston's More Than a Feeling was an example of how kind of strange lyrics can sound so profound when they are set to gorgeous music. The line? "I see that derriere walking away" instead of "I see my Maryanne walking away" FWIW I still prefer my line

[@shellimv]

My grade school aged girls were singing along to Top Gun’s “Danger Zone”-but, loud and strong, sang out: “ I weigh too much, hate the sound!” 🤣

[@biomcanx1]

My wife always heard in Margaritaville "Blew out a flip flop....stepped on a pop tart"

[@BlessedBeyondCompare]

I have blown out flip flops and if I stepped on a pop tart afterward it would certainly be unpleasant haha

[@annem8152]

my son is 26. I had to explain how one could step on a pop top (since they're connected to the can these days instead of something you pull completely off).

[@BlessedBeyondCompare]

@@annem8152 i wouldn't have known either, haha

[@TieDyeRain]

We used to sing: “Some people claim that there's a woman to blame. But I know, it's my own grandpa.”

[@BlessedBeyondCompare]

@@TieDyeRain Haha! I have a shady uncle but not a shady grandpa! :D

[@billfreeman5914]

Back in the USSR - “Let me hear your BELLYACHERS ringing out” because in 1968 I’d never heard of a balalaika!

[@jdwalker519]

Can we take a moment to appreciate how Kim is normalizing going to therapy. Thank you Kim!!!!

[@andrewjameshenderson1389]

"More than a woman" becomes "bald-headed woman". Thought i was gonna croak when a friend o'mine started singing that along with the radio in the car. ✌🙂😂