YOUR PACKAGE HAS ARRIVED.

[@hahabearseathoney]

watching these videos feels like being thrown around with 10 other people in the back of a truck on the highway, pure chaos

[@salimaa9209]

@Markese Russell should see the energy he radiates at every possible second.

[@Stargazer_Lily]

Are the 10 other people big hot men though

[@mmmmmmya]

you sound like you have a story to tell

[@hahabearseathoney]

StargazerLily god i wish

[@riotgamesveryreal1829]

this is so strangely accurate what

[@MaHabi]

Me: * Orders something on Amazon * Slmccl video notification: Your package has arrived.

[@MaHabi]

Well, prime delivery is very fast, thanks

[@pearheadperi]

what is your rating?

[@Skippercarlos5]

@@pearheadperi - Peach Pie

[@MaHabi]

@@pearheadperi 10 out of 10 would order again

[@RedAceKid]

LOL

[@tinpan6052]

Imagine opening your door, and there *he* stands, the most majestic...uh...most majestic... Ass physics in a game you've ever seen...

[@Gnomie445]

@Nathan Werth wet*

[@fryzeec9054]

What are you doing here markarth guard you corrupt bastard, tell me the truth about the foresworn

[@oshitirwin5264]

You’ve committed crimes against Skyrim and her people what say you in your defense

[@monkey-wp2ij]

Wait I know you

[@tinpan6052]

@@fryzeec9054 if you continue snooping around and accusing guards you might end up "missing"

[@adambartley-v3r]

Oh boy what is it? Ah yes just a man screaming “IM BABY” exactly what I wanted

[@mihard7788]

Grr

[@zip4719]

Mihard whatever

[@QyfieK]

Ron Nor Ron Thanks for sharing!

[@pp-wo9zk]

Leon Lucky Thank you for this reply!

[@VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME]

he's not a man, he's B A B Y

[@aaditdasgupta7126]

Me: Mom, can I play Death Stranding Mom: We have Death Stranding at home Death Stranding at home:

[@salimaa9209]

~now I'm still stranded~

[@crunch.dot.73]

The second strand-type game

[@MrMcSonny]

But death stranding is actually worse

[@aaditdasgupta7126]

yea in this game you get helicopters, i dont see those in death stranding

[@reversepsycho]

Captain Crunch No Wattam was actually the 2nd strand-type game

[@fuyumijun]

Imagine being the guy in charge of programming the ass physics

[@siriuslywastaken]

Sara Fuyumi imagine applying for a job later in life and on your resume there's just "lead ass physics programmer"

[@That_Guy_Ty]

R U Sirius I would hire that man/woman in a heartbeat.

[@squidge01]

Best. job. Ever.

[@alcairr4934]

Easiest job in the world, just slap some dynamic bones on that bitch

[@NoobiePro114]

Love how Jawsh has been literally an obstacle in their delivery and goes "I can't play this anymore".

[@squidge01]

By the end of the twitch stream none of them want to play anymore 😂 Charlie said he was never playing this again out of rage.

[@ryanodyssey4957]

It’s got its UPS and downs

[@wutdahellboi8759]

Hes talking about Slimes A$$

[@vortex7676]

Wutdahellboi shhsss don’t tell anyone

[@Jubbinn_]

They don’t get it

[@kdej-si4vo]

Bruh 😂

[@noneofyerbisness8702]

Shoulda said "and Down's"

[@Novaloopdeloop]

This is how delivery boys handle the packages when it has a big red [FRAGILE] on it

[@bendriscoll]

Your username didnt work

[@ultmateragnarok8376]

"Where are we supposed to be going?" "Down, go down." _* rotor shuts down *_

[@buzz8933]

This gives me ptsd flashbacks to “Excuse me sir, it has come to my attention.”

[@KFCGAMING55]

Sir, excuse me, it has come to my attention that you haven't eaten *_gay ice cream_*

[@zekrua4006]

@@KFCGAMING55 Big gay ice cream is the best.

[@lils426]

*it’s come to my attention that you haven’t been vaccinated*

[@alexbeans]

have you been vaccinated?

[@bshuff444]

excuse me sir, have you voted?

[@boomeronet7888]

Human fall flat: delivery edition

[@cellohowslife5817]

Nathan Werth yeah but with more funny and less gameplay

[@gnomeman5808]

And gang beasts is HFF fighting edition

[@nocreativity6297]

What’s the name of this game??

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

@@nocreativity6297 totally reliable delivery service. It's in the description

[@19DannyBoy65]

Two hobos, an infant, and Marco Rubio try their hand at running the United States Postal Service

[@jadenlee2042]

Still better than Donald trump

[@craig3133]

This Death Stranding update seems weird...

[@JAY-zf6jw]

It’s called the totally reliable delivery service update

[@ginger_ninja8849]

No

[@waddledeeboi9975]

Yes I see ape frend

[@BenlPike]

Bro you need to meet this guy slimecicle. You two have so much in common and even kinda sound the same.

[@harroogabutagain468]

You are really funny

[@BenlPike]

@Nathan Werth I see where you are coming from but I just have a gut feeling about the two of them.

[@MaHabi]

@@BenlPike I don't think I can trust them... Just a feeling...

[@camper2310]

tHeY aRe ThE sAmE pErSoN

[@CeilingOven.]

@@camper2310 r/wooosh

[@thedripinspector158]

On current news, 4 crazed men have reportively been spotted stealing and 'delivering' packages to random locations. If you spot these men please notify the authorities immediately.

[@jayfeather2983]

They are very dangerous, approach with caution

[@sonte5050]

Fun Fact: Charlie co-founded Amazon with Jeff Bezos while it was a book store

[@hoddtoward2623]

So thats why my packages are always covered in gratuitous amounts of mysterious goo, I still don't know what its made of tho

[@arandomduck6295]

The fish bit really was just fussy before it’s Time

[@pp-wo9zk]

This is just death stranding but gang beasts

[@derek3750]

nah I was thinking human fall flat

[@pp-wo9zk]

Yeah, that’s more accurate

[@siriuslywastaken]

Gang beasts + human fall flat + ass physics + death stranding This is actually what caused the first death stranding in canon

[@pp-wo9zk]

Ah yes, I forgot the ass physics.

[@night_hunter4792]

Sir, I ordered cheese with my package

[@foxbread3714]

8:56 Pull the lever Kronk!

[@Bobdangerzone]

Remember when you changed the name of your dice video to “roll.” You should change this one to, “delivery.”

[@9han1om83]

Slime im so happy that i was able to find this channel along with just role with it. You have been so funny and and so inspiring im just glad i was able to watch your videos thank you

[@joanneheskin1867]

Yeah just roll with it is so good

[@Schardang]

Josh and the fish are my new relationship goals.

[@invisible9445]

7:10 YOU FELL FOR IT FOOL THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK

[@WaterWizard1000]

No warrior has ever escaped it!

[@regalraggy6723]

is that a JOJO REFERENCE

[@rydog777]

Watching them fly the helicopter gives off a new type of anxiety lol

[@lolaandbuddybrennan269]

Schlatt really do be running away with the package tho

[@lonkplonk4700]

Man people really came to a video from almost a year ago just to call the innocent man who reported Carson’s issue to the police a snake just because he believed Carson was getting better, cut slime some slack, he did what was right

[@YoutubePizzer]

i hate how I have to avoid the comments from unfunny people desperately trying to turn drama into a bad youtube comment for an internet number

[@miclash013]

Thanks man. I wish more people actually understood that in the stress of the situation he did what was right.

[@sammygecko_]

Them being done so long ago is why I’m able to watch them But I feel like there was a contradiction in your sentence, but the point still stands

[@Cowmaize]

Personally, I think everyone in the situation just sucked. There wasn’t really a right answer so people tried to do what they thought the right thing was. Do o think Charlie had to straight up call the FBI? Nah, but I recognize the fact that he had an obligation to do what he thought was necessary. I hope both Charlie and Carson are in better places now

[@CJ-sp6lh]

@@Cowmaizewait what? What happened

[@shurbrrt]

Thank you sir, for my package. I find great joy in recieveing an item without going out to purchase it.

[@bigdookiedana]

when i was watching the Live, i couldn't help but feel that charlie was being a bit excluded. BUT this was hilarious to watch again it was really what i needed

[@SiohSix]

The fact that carson seemed like a funny guy is just

[@jakefarrimond5686]

just imagine ordering a package, and seeing this at your doorstep

[@-metroro-]

Bruh I thought UPS was notifying me that my copy of Xenoblade DE arrived >:0

[@lotaktic]

jschlatt's character is the definition of black lung

[@buubaku]

"You have to deliver packages, but you slip and slide everywhere" "Oh, were playing death stranding"

[@berdnord]

this game is a great analogy for this very channel when it comes to good and funny content, Charlie delivers, with extreme challenge, but delivered nonetheless.

[@didgeridoot6115]

yea he really delivers

[@asanddollarsshowdown7710]

Slime: My ass has separate physics Me: And my ass stores my brain

[@guerinchino]

Is that why you’re so flat

[@zekrua4006]

@@guerinchino I pee regularly

[@asanddollarsshowdown7710]

69 likes NiCE

[@waddledeeboi9975]

Hello fellow waddle dee

[@asanddollarsshowdown7710]

Hello fellow orange blob

[@groudonmario]

This game is in it's entirety, like one of those dreams where you feel like your falling and snap awake

[@pleasedduckling2465]

1:09 the future of carson is said by himself

[@vengefulkatana7613]

Yep

[@arrrnora]

Marco: "You wanna know how we met? Well, it's a long story, I got smacked from a crab to her and it was love at first sight." F i s c h: "oijgiosdgjosdijg"

[@lavasharkandboygirl9716]

Josh: “Carson what’s with you trying to court women” Carson: “I can’t help it” was some hardcore foreshadowing

[@cr1pt3d64]

Dude really?

[@miclash013]

This is so incredibly funny. No one has made the foreshadowing joke before.

[@notsoprofessionalweeb]

I just cut to the one with the plane and the objective was "Deliver to the tower"

[@sunsetskye483]

Oh

[@Emblazened]

9:15 I'm LEGIT playing animal crossing rn and he says this. I love you Carson.

[@drbandicoot6810]

Sorry..

[@cr1pt3d64]

@@drbandicoot6810 shut up

[@Josephine.T.Rogers]

This video is how UPS delivers there packages

[@pungoblin9377]

15:23 As you can see, the lunchlings are attempting to reproduce

[@noxart6124]

By far the best part of all your jokes is the delivery

[@planterbox]

1:28 Schlatt rises from the dead in the background

[@fooltsar3742]

Yall this is the only video I've seen with Carson in it on slimes channel in a long time. This was probably uploaded after Carson told them all, and nobody really knew how bad Carson was until very recently. Charlie reported him to the authorities and everything, he wouldn't play with him while he knew what was really going on. This video mightve been one of the last times they talked to each other. Carson had told people not only not the complete truth, but also that he was getting better, so when he did that is probably when this was recorded, if not before the whole thing. Charlies a good person, this video doesn't mean he's a snake.

[@imveryhungry445]

they streamed this together after the date that Carson would have called then all, which would be sometime in march, and after charlie said he immediately cut contact in his statement. so that was a lie.

[@fooltsar3742]

@@imveryhungry445 once again, Carson didn't tell them everything and said he was getting better, and saying immediately is a bit subjective, it couldve been a couple days afterwards or a couple weeks, compared to the years they've known each other a couple weeks is immediately

[@connormcdearmon6316]

Plz post on Twitter not yt comment section

[@fooltsar3742]

@@connormcdearmon6316 bruh this shits old and no matter what we arent gonna get all the information on everything, its up to each individual to decide to still watch Carson or nah, especially because cancel cultures calming down it seems like he wasn't as bad as made out to be. You just gotta trust that people like Charlie aren't being snakes and not unfairly call them that without reason.

[@octangulaa]

This is what happens when you get a package but the box is all dented.

[@harryrun3754]

They've got to be the best delivery drivers I've ever seen.

[@NorthErrant]

7:09 is just like the final dance in Dirty Dancing, where Patrick Swayze picks up Baby.

[@esketchy_294]

2B: I have the best ass physics you could ever imagine Charlie: Hold my package

[@Spoon80085]

This is *barely* a video. Good job, I can't wake up from the fever dream that is this channel

[@snaggel]

epic

[@izanagi5136]

Nice

[@nuttellaguy6315]

Video

[@CriBoxx]

epic

[@pp-wo9zk]

epic

[@Bruhmeister0]

Wow

[@italianpisello2525]

"Im stuck in the Hatch" sTEpBrO

[@bumblaur]

everytime charlie uploads he somehow says the phrase 'im baby' more and more

[@swigfam_5684]

I saw the notification for this and I thought my Amazon package was delivered. instead I got something much better

[@terracat2255]

You order something online, the delivery shows it's on its way and going fast. You look outside and wait auddenly you hear the pitter patter of feet as a man charges over the hill screaming your package has arrived carrying it overhead.

[@Walter-i8h2k]

1:05 I just know somebody is gonna comment with a “that didn’t age well”

[@YoutubePizzer]

Yeah and that person was you

[@dragonlordskater5028]

I love how the outro (Voyager by KeyPuncher btw) makes it a more beautiful and instantly nostalgic

[@defectivepikachu4582]

so weird seeing charlie actually try to be productive

[@ohno5804]

new game mode: 3 people try to deliver the package, one person sabotages. call it "COD Modern Warfare 2" the three people can not use fish or farts, but the traitor can do whatever to sabotage and make them fail the delivery.

[@llmsos]

I watched the live stream and you guys are the most chaotic group ever.

[@vengefulkatana7613]

Too bad one of them is now a pedo

[@OmniLew]

I love how Carson turned midair just to say "What happened"

[@Anxiogenix]

13:22 hits different now.

[@barusu6953]

Mhmm

[@YoutubePizzer]

funny

[@IsellWater]

i was looking for someone to talk about that >_>

[@creathechiboi]

Dude, schlattina bouta make me act up

[@pearheadperi]

I feel like quarantine has slowly decreased their maturity

[@lucariomaster1289]

Exactly what every gamer needs at the start of their day, 24 minutes of peace and tranquility to calm their gamer minds.

[@CRoot1952]

So this is why my mail is always so late

[@reneedasheep]

This entire video is basicaly "Kronk, pull the lever" "WRONG LEVEEEEER"

[@thelandofthecrimsonsun4582]

"Oh a bridge" pewdiepie flashbacks intensifies

[@espressocookie8965]

"This vehicle is being commandeered. This vehicle is being commandeered by my FAT ASS."

[@fizzyfluff]

“What’s up with you trying to court women” UUUHHHHHHH

[@seraphimchaos]

That really aged like curdled month old milk, huh? lmao

[@YoutubePizzer]

@@seraphimchaos this video is 8 months old y’all need to find something better to do than to go to every single video with carson and making pedophilia jokes like he was dating preteens at the age of 40

[@piranhality]

I repeatedly searched variations of “lunch club totally reliable delivery service” yesterday

[@Sniffpod]

omg FINALLY I've been waiting months for this!!!

[@rndmbs]

how

[@matthewlockhart430]

There are very few things that make me think things aren't as bad as they are. But this... It brings a tear to my eye.

[@bakescake1254]

Schlattina? Finally something i can simp for!

[@aaliyahrae_702]

I was feeling really depressed these last few days, but this video made me genuinely laugh for the first time in a while. Thank you 💚

[@cheyennearnett8534]

At least he didn't start the "Oh My GoSh tHiS iS sO bAbY!"

[@cy-bernet-ix]

1:10 OH BOY WHO WOULDA THUNK IT

[@Mil3o]

Remember him.

[@spooglegoose]

imagine ordering your fragile package and see 4 delinquents fly an unregulated helicopter across to you

[@loaf5025]

1:13 "Oh wait no hes baby" well then carson, how ironic

[@cr1pt3d64]

Sorry just got too pissed

[@dawn726]

and i didnt think charlie could get any more chaotic w o w

[@oisinhanlon6938]

its crazy knowing charlie knew about carson at this point

[@user-zr7pi1fq1n]

Idk why but this is the type of stuff I would watch when I’m up at 3am

[@Nampledamp]

13:23 That aged like a fine milk.

[@limerysmouse6005]

Ohhhhhh geeeez oh boy

[@Lezm]

Oh shit lmao

[@grunkygrilla6051]

If Human Fall Flat got a dlc

[@fortyforty-seven1061]

carson: "can i see that? can you turn around for me? wait no hes a baby" oh the bitter sweet irony

[@tenacityxl]

Amazin Prome never fails to deliver a package!

[@imblayck]

this Carson dude is really funny, i’m gonna go subscribe to his channel. can’t wait to see all the funny, new content he puts out!

[@greghearn526]

Bruhh

[@imblayck]

@@greghearn526 he hasn’t uploaded in a while! guess he’s taking a break.

[@oblivion163]

Bro that guy does bad stuff look him up

[@imblayck]

@@oblivion163 I’ve heard! i can’t believe he asked Alinity why she threw her cat!

[@rabidredpanda2888]

@@imblayck yeah, tbh she kinda earned it...

[@notevenclover]

So this is where my package has been

[@karnak1023]

Man they really did send their cutest delivery boy.

[@byrontheusurper6505]

The counterweight strat was accually pretty good. If the Heli were about to tip one counterweight could have jumped off and the other one After the heli balanced out more.

[@5252coolguy]

"... Carson? What's with you and trying to court women?" Didn't age great

[@YoutubePizzer]

oh look it that it’s the funny internet men going back to ogle at the youtube man making naughty jokes!!!!!!!!!! i love this one

[@SacrificialFox]

Me not knowing wth happened ._.

[@cr1pt3d64]

Damn bro you're so fucking funny what you want a medal or some bullshit?

[@connormcdearmon6316]

Stfu it’s a video not twitter

[@valoriumhonorium6061]

This is one of those games that a lot more fun to watch than play. It's really frustrating, mainly because the movement is REALLY inconsistent, in that I-can't-even-walk-down-the-street way. Most of the missions are impossible to complete by yourself or in the intended fashion, and it's only really fun with friends. Don't recommend unless you have 3 very patient friends to play with you.

[@droopyboy7899]

13:20 Is foreshadowing

[@cr1pt3d64]

Wow you're so funny dude

[@droopyboy7899]

@@cr1pt3d64 thanks man that means a lot to me ;)

[@Human_of_Wisdom_Says]

Guys i think my package has arrived..

[@boneman1317]

It’s sad to watch this now

[@LPSB_]

Minecraft but the breathing mechanics are flipped so you can only breathe when underwater