your personal assistant! ft. professorcal (8D wear headphones)

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song billie jean by prznt
ac dilaurxtore (ig)
va cal (professorcal)
full audio on reddit u/professorcal_
“i’m cal, your newest resident assistant!”

[@lonelymf3340]

I LISTENED TO THIS SO MUCH TIMES AND I STILL GET SURPRISED

[@urmom8278]

FRRR ME TOOO

[@achlyzis]

LMAO SAME

[@Chibi_X]

🤨📸 Nah jk me too lmao😭😭

[@Lynx_Pawz]

My jaw is on the floor every time 😭

[@GazaGipsz-li7lu]

Fr😂

[@ana9503]

the way my hands covered my mouth whenever he curses omg 😳😩

[@sanarioi]

cal can curse me out for absolutely no reason at all and i’d thank him

[@ana9503]

@@sanarioi SAME GIRL SAME

[@mandapandapiez2417]

I ripped off my headphones and did a shocked Pikachu face for a good 5 minutes ngl lmao

[@user-gp3zj7db1t]

@@sanarioi where can I find this ;^; I shoudnt give into temptations but ima die soon ✋

[@br3a494]

666 likes hehe 👹✌️

[@Funny4Bananas]

THE BEAT DROPED AT THE PERFECT TIME!

[@ashleighseale3892]

Do you know the name of the song?

[@DrrZeraaa]

@@ashleighseale3892 desription

[@ashleighseale3892]

@@DrrZeraaa the artist?

[@DrrZeraaa]

@@ashleighseale3892 the song name is in the description

[@Nanii33]

Him:“Why tf do you taste so good?!😫” Me: it’s that aloe Vera soap, want some ?🕺🏾🕺🏾

[@Mercy.cor3]

HELP LMAK

[@L1vqy]

HELP I DIED WHEN I SAW THIS COMMENT

[@i_havedaddyissues]

💀💀

[@deinodinosuchus]

DON’T PUT SOAP IN THERE BRO 😭

[@ojasviwadhwani8420]

LMAO I DIED

[@brit5414]

You know that cat can do cartwheels 🌚

[@sanarioi]

u know it🌚🌝

[@newnormal1904]

🌚🌚

[@ann-marielehr2147]

Me tryna watch this straight faced in class:

[@Nevaene]

Why you watching in class damn dkckckfj

[@Sara-th9bw]

face really said😐

[@alicetorres9813]

And that’s when you know ur fucked literally

[@anipooran]

honestly mood

[@weentersoldier4576]

WHY IS YOU LISTENING TO THIS IN CLASS

[@xs6399]

THIS MAN IS EVERYTHING

[@aura9845]

Can you tell me who taf is heee😭😭😭😭💘💘💘💘

[@haileylouisse9933]

“How many times did you watch this?” Me : yes

[@vivviann.1443]

I DON’T WANT TO LIKE THIS, IT’S 69 LMAO.

[@mysticreaper896]

Too late

[@senoritabanana3020]

his voice always made me stop breathing for a moment or be quiet af😭 look at me now, covering my mouth with my two hands and can't move an inch SNFJWJDJSJFJ please I so much love this man

[@YourMom-qm9zj]

Why are you everywhere bro🤣

[@GazaGipsz-li7lu]

​@@YourMom-qm9zjLOL😂

[@yuhhxhxx]

The kissing and slurping noises + his dirty talk have me ascending to the heavens

[@trishamariie]

THE WAY THIS IS MY FAVORITE AUDIO

[@irina.4762]

Where can i find it complete?

[@trishamariie]

@@irina.4762 on his reddit! *u/professorcal* & the title is "i'm cal, your newest resident assistant!"

[@irina.4762]

@@trishamariie thanks :*

[@irina.4762]

@@trishamariie uhm could u recommend me sum asmr's on reddit?

[@trishamariie]

@@irina.4762 i don't use reddit so i'm not sure how it works or who is on there, but if you look thru cal's page he should have more content :p

[@jaxnotfound3328]

My ears: *blessed* Me: *gets butterflies and feels all tingly* Knees: *weak* Hotel: *Trivago*

[@ojasviwadhwani8420]

NOT THE HOTEL TRIVAGO 😭😭

[@GazaGipsz-li7lu]

Yeah fr

[@ana9503]

HOOOT PUTHY THROBBING

[@sanarioi]

as it should !

[@ana9503]

@@sanarioi BAHAHA

[@uhhokay9162]

PUUUURRRRRRR

[@floppa_real]

AAAAYE 📸📸😨😳

[@lifewithtreasure9812]

Tryna make miness😂😂

[@iaintneverseentwoprettybes6318]

0:13 I- 🥵🥵🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋

[@joemama-ck2vc]

0:18 it bussin?

[@rianamckenzie6725]

PLEASE HAHAHAHAH

[@LayLays._Days]

HELP💀‼

[@yuletide863]

Bussin bussin😌

[@n0t_3x1st1ng.]

BAHAHHAGHAGAYAGGAHAHAH

[@hiiloveu1521]

That one last curse- perfection 👌✨✨

[@AKIQ283]

fr

[@urmom-pb3hl]

*puthy talented, it do cartwheels 🤩👏*

[@alierah1558]

And he pay cus he like how that part feels✋✨

[@Livyluv4]

The way this left me speechless

[@howaboutno6539]

That literally made my legs weak wtf? Anyways I gotta go downstairs now because we're gonna have pizza for dinner 😩🏃

[@howaboutno6539]

TW// SELFLHARM I remember 2 months ago that I posted this after pizza my parents asked me if I selfharm because they found my lighter and razor 🧍

[@kiarathemonarch]

@@howaboutno6539 y- that’s- um- i mean- well- that’s just- i have seen your face but your pretty🙂💕

[@howaboutno6539]

@@kiarathemonarch how have you seen my face 😥/nm

[@kiarathemonarch]

@@howaboutno6539 i meant to say haven’t😭

[@mizzlmaoz5578]

@@kiarathemonarch How did even managed to stutter 😭😭💀

[@haruu473]

I mean atleast I don't do drugs.

[@sukunaswaifu2387]

Prefer having to explain my drug business than this😭😭

[@fiqsonmingi]

I was abt to go to sleep and I saw the notifs to this. guess I'll be having a blessed sleep kdbkddj 😌✨

[@sanarioi]

sleep well!🖤

[@yumikosoup]

So what happened to "hello" "how are you" what happened to that?

[@MandyMoon22]

Whoever this man is I need to marry him 😂

[@stoopie-head]

Yes-

[@nene5225]

HUNNY- YES-

[@BerndDasBrot87]

HOW CAN SOMEONE SOUND SO FU**ING PERFECT?!

[@malia19]

The way my back arched. Babyyy... I’m going to need back surgery.

[@blake-i-guess]

i clicked this without understanding what it was but even though it wasn’t my intent to watch this, looking at my reflection in the black screen with this video for some reason gave me some sort of self aware crisis, so thank you for that. 💕😍

[@Zoe-hb3ys]

Congratssss u deserve it❤

[@sanarioi]

thank you :)

[@user-oc9yw2ku5d]

"hmhmh why tf do u taste so good..wtf.." magic🤪

[@user-pz4tz1wb6j]

Cursing is such a turn on especially in a breathy tone 🙏

[@desabaii486]

I FEELLLL THINGSS I SHOULDN'T BE FEEELINGGG TOWARDS A VOICEEEE AAAA

[@stoopie-head]

STOP TO GOOD-

[@MrSplattt]

Remember.

[@minfckingyoongi69]

this HAS to be the BEST one yet!!

[@simpforscreens8333]

That was the most intense seconds of my life

[@Rawrrrrrf]

How tf did I feel so good just listening to that help-

[@Sharkboyyy0]

Ikr.. ive came two times within 10 minutes omgg

[@syndromecause9315]

Gawddamn-- never drooled over someone like that in a while 😳

[@maisan2838]

IM SHAKING SO MUCH 😭

[@r.picashia7674]

My right ear so sensitive My mouth turned to "o" into the whole video🙈

[@MrSplattt]

@@Rosebud13578Remember.

[@MrSplattt]

Remember.

[@kaitossweatysock]

Nobody said it so I will: Puthy tight puthy clean puthy fresh 😼

[@eula8047]

THIS DUDE CAN DO ANYTHING TO ME

[@Kxnt_Kat]

2024 anyone?

[@naomiashleycanete9989]

Ayo😭

[@curthanialmelville2747]

His voice, alone, got a reaction out of me 🤭🤭

[@Bighungrymuncher23]

“Why tf do you taste so good?..” 🍍

[@Love_Liz]

My heart rate went 📈📈📈

[@ulilliareinhart3659]

The way I was clenching-

[@quesidillia_tacos7131]

My ears: blessed My stomach: butterflies Knees: weak Hotel trivago

[@taeminkim0055]

My legs....🔛

[@anasoleramaeso9411]

The fact that it gives me so much butterflies when he curses 😍😍

[@ashleyx.444everr]

Listen I might die a virgin but my ears will not 😂

[@ana9503]

YAY CONGRATS!🍾

[@sanarioi]

thank you

[@jeonprincess2862]

I love those who groan, not those who talk

[@nazyerr]

lmao

[@kalanilarson8278]

THAT LAST FUCK WAS DANGEROUS

[@leebi1102]

The wet sound....🧚

[@eekcle4825]

GENUINE BUTTEFLIES HELP

[@SnJ316]

Needs to be longer 😏

[@bbqduhast9252]

Yeah

[@SpookySkeletoner]

This is my favorite one now 😫🤭 I can't stop listening 😫😫❤

[@mailinchen]

omg okay okay oaky

[@user-qf7ec9sz5x]

At this point not even hell will take me ❤

[@mailinchen]

wait where tf r all the comments

[@o.o9343]

PLEASE- PLEASE GOD WHERE TF ARE MY EARPHONES-

[@emiliav2918]

Where do you guys get these audios I can never find his 😭😭

[@fici2633]

soundgasm.net/u/ProfessorCal_

[@sanzusbrainrot340]

@@fici2633 sOundSgAsm ?😟😩😭😭😭

[@-amal-2377]

Ilysm thank you for this

[@GamerPoco12345]

Cant let the gang know i fw this (Never thought id end up here although im not leaving any time soon)

[@auqust6588]

0:15 ugh😫

[@Moodi_madi]

This made me feel so single in so many different languages and way

[@CoffeeIssues]

i genuinely shivered hearing this wtffff noooo 😭😭😭😭

[@tjnoneofyabuisness4677]

my tummy rn:✨🧚✨🦋✨🦋🐛✨✨

[@Zachneyy]

The fact this had 2.8m views scares me

[@user-xb2cs1zv8y]

BRO THE 8D PART AND GOOD ASS EARBUDS. LITERALLY CAME LMFAO

[@Xiomara17]

IF MY MAN IS NOT LIKE THIS WE BREAK UP

[@sherlypermatasari4928]

My jaw drop everytime he said fuck

[@gloriouskingcarti]

I ACCIDENTALLY CLICKED ON THIS BUT MAN IM BLESSED CUZ I DID

[@gabbylaing5033]

My soul left my body 😮

[@alemracdawn]

Just finished listening to the whole audio and holy fck it got me weak

[@user-ud5jy7rd4w]

WHERE CAN I FIND IT

[@gl0cksta]

@@user-ud5jy7rd4w PATERON BAE

[@nothingworld1832]

@@gl0cksta who’s??

[@psychenook4588]

Audio name?

[@coughcoughitssweetc6685]

Who is this audio from😳

[@UkiiBunnii]

professor cal

[@arlo_smarloo]

pov my mind in the middle of class:

[@lattexoxo3]

I AM TRAUMATIZED

[@amivls8987]

Iistened to this in class and wheezed for a good 7 minutes 💀

[@sidefaze1]

he hits different😫

[@SMSREDD]

Oh my fucking god, I am blushing like crazy. Am I breathing?

[@Hamiltion_isforlife]

Him:"You taste so good wtf?😩" Me:Are you a canibal eating me or sum💀👍

[@kaysworld3896]

Stop because he sounds like my physical therapist.. and he said something similar... I CANT RN 😭

[@Jacky-mi3zs]

My mouth cant stop biting my lips because of him 🌚

[@hanabunny_]

Tears are falling

[@FBIAGENTSL]

Why are you so sad?

[@King-dl6pt]

This man got me running laps: 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🧎‍♂️🧍‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️😏😏

[@whatareulookinfor4642]

I feel so not innocent after this...

[@_R3I_]

0:16 😍😍

[@lmcxii8922]

OHMYGOD

[@user-sx6iv3yp6z]

Never been this obsessed with the loop boutton😅

[@aveley5755]

NIA YOU CHANGE THE THUMBNAILS OF THE OLD EDITS?!?!?!! U AMAZING LADY 😩 ILYSM

[@NadiaisHere424]

If he doesn’t talk to me like this I don’t want him.

[@captainweeaboo1747]

I'm the 8.1k liker and I gotta tell you... it's so satisfying to see the number change like that.

[@gachaglitchhalloweenchanne7718]

Stomach went ⬇↙🔄↘➡↗⬆

[@gachaglitchhalloweenchanne7718]

😩😩😩😩

[@Sharkboyyy0]

​@gachaglitchhalloweenchanne7718 that's hot

[@brightnessofmind8983]

Can we talk about the fact that Cal is so hot enjoying more than the listener to give pleasure

[@xuxudternorei]

i really need more.

[@trishamariie]

yooo ur growing so fast 1k here we come bestie 🤪 🤪

[@SaraiRodriguez-mh3he]

This is so beautiful I literally started crying

[@blackgirll-b8y]

Omgg the butterflies in my stomach 🦋😭😭

[@leathehuman]

*chile lemme just subscribe right quick-*

[@angels.digitaldiary]

This was my FAVORITE audio...damn you youtube 🤧

[@aranzaguerrero9338]

WHERE CAN I LISTEN TO THE FULL AUDIO 😭