Image: picrew.me/ja/i... Merch: teespring.com/... Commission Info: fakeasmr.tumbl... Script: Easier than going out to eat Listener: Neutral (Vampire) Imagine hating garlic smh couldn't be me
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@whiteobama9366 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: both losing blood, drowning and suffocating start to give an euphoric feeling after the shock wear down
@Zivaylin Жыл бұрын
How did you learn this exactly
@ryderboi3126 Жыл бұрын
Trial and error
@emberystudios8406 Жыл бұрын
Is it really a *fun* fact tho
@Embersofthedark10 ай бұрын
@@ZivaylinY o U d O n T w A n T t O k N o W h O w I t S a S e C r E t H e H E h E h E H e H e H E h E h E
@SamRTw2 ай бұрын
I've donated blood a few times and never felt euphoric, is this definitely true??
@drdino2002 Жыл бұрын
"Like that scene in..." Don't say it... "Ok, maybe I shouldn't reference that around you." Oh thank god.
@nosks_stopmotions8 ай бұрын
What was she gonna say?
@yuukithehedgehog9 күн бұрын
@@nosks_stopmotions I'm guessing twilight or blood
@mirage809 Жыл бұрын
I love that she doesn't hear around the bush and tells us she knows right of the bat. I'm smelling series potential.
@blakeverdon4492 Жыл бұрын
Hehe, "bat," lol
@tornado261510 ай бұрын
Yesssssssss series
@Minglesmoot Жыл бұрын
Now I’m just thinking of a story where a vampire and a monster hunter have to begrudgingly live together in an apartment because the rent is too damn high and they wouldn’t be able to live there if they didn’t both contribute towards it. It would obviously be an enemies to lovers story
@amauryleblanc7979 Жыл бұрын
obviously.
@robinthebobbin0 Жыл бұрын
Ooooh, Vampire Listener for a change, that's fun! Also reminds me of one of my favorite Fake audios. You love to see it!
@chrisleyhe9039 Жыл бұрын
The listener seems to be a sucker for their roomate. Cool audio Fake! LOVED IT!!!😊💚👍
@goldengamemaster6133 Жыл бұрын
'sucker' Shut up and take my like you magnificent bastich!
@chrisleyhe9039 Жыл бұрын
@@goldengamemaster6133 😆😆😆👍
@AlecHutson-op8dn3 ай бұрын
The ending line killed me 😂
@Hunk_H.U.N.K. Жыл бұрын
Even if we were a vampire, nothing would stop us from having our dominos pizza with heavy amounts of garlic sauce
@spooked4619 Жыл бұрын
Paler than usual? I better look in the mirr-oh yeeeaaaahhhhh
@VampVictoriaVA Жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh, this was absolutely adorable Fake!~ 🖤 Personally, I'm a fan of Vampire Listener for reasons 🦇 and so getting one from you is a treat! The genuine concern from the character, not being shamed for being a vampire, the goth quip lmao, very relatable.
@Boomerjojo79 Жыл бұрын
Whs it the thick Transylvanian accent that gave it away
@kriptonitegamer777 Жыл бұрын
Part 2 RN, I repeat PART 2 RN
@SuperSpike47 Жыл бұрын
Fantastic audio fake!
@GoodGirlLuna3Ай бұрын
The whole vampire thing is more an excuse to sleep in a lot. Also, the whole garlic thing is just a little white lie people told a long time ago to get seasoned meals. I'm just _really_ committed to the bit.
@JakeSm4sh Жыл бұрын
I hid it so well
@tomward4240 Жыл бұрын
10:33 Kink Activated 😁
@salamander_playzz737 Жыл бұрын
We need a part 2
@AzguardMike Жыл бұрын
At the end "I cant tell them I actually enjoyed it" *door opens* "Oh did you want something else?.... what do you mean you heard me? Your....hearing is much more sensitive? Uhhhh....bye *runs*
@samj8058 Жыл бұрын
Very fun little vid. Great as always Fake!!
@dominiccayton8831 Жыл бұрын
If I had to give up garlic I wouldn't want to be a vampire. I ain't givin up garlic bread
@Embersofthedark10 ай бұрын
Me who doesn't like garlic at all: I see this as an absolute win :D
@lucymaycry72185 ай бұрын
I adore the humor in this 100% Also... you make good advertisement for your _other_ audios when you get bitten. \\\ Wow
@johnturner7952 Жыл бұрын
Great video Fake ASMR!
@SOTS. Жыл бұрын
That Italian food is serious business.
@Cici67182 Жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who wants A Part2😅, like I LOVED THIS SOOOOO MUCH ❤️❤❤
@valleyard8674 Жыл бұрын
"No way I can tell them it actually felt good" So... kinky roommate?
@enthan150 Жыл бұрын
I can feel that there will be a second chapter of this masterpiece.........~
@Vamp_Nae Жыл бұрын
I feel a bit targeted... *hides her goth clothes and blood bags*
@Juany1985 Жыл бұрын
Her: hopefully we won’t have to do that again…. Me : * tries to look away so she doesn’t see disappointment * 😅
@nitro8678 Жыл бұрын
Is it me or do I sense a part 2 in the future?
@jays6575 Жыл бұрын
I loved the audio amazing job, but about that whole garlic thing that's Hollywood mumbo-jumbo they made up. Same with the Stake thing, to kill a vampire you must A. Burn them to ash, B. Poison them with Vervain or C. Chop off the Head(usually works with everything). Will this be a series and could you make Werewolf and maybe Dragon listener ones? love your audios.
@MY_MIND_IS_BLANK Жыл бұрын
Day 6:im not stalking you
@Embersofthedark10 ай бұрын
Hmmmm that sounds .Ike something a stalker would say...
@MY_MIND_IS_BLANK10 ай бұрын
shh @@Embersofthedark
@janzacharski248511 ай бұрын
I kinda want someone to make a role reversal of that
@Embersofthedark10 ай бұрын
Are vampire fangs like straws? or are they where the blood goes and then goes to the rest of the body?
@speedwagonfoundation3893 Жыл бұрын
Sakuma self insert
@lol-2247 Жыл бұрын
Hello there 😅
@Mangainedadditionalhope Жыл бұрын
Hey man here
@alexgids Жыл бұрын
Eh, what is wrong with any of us?
@alekobie782726 күн бұрын
You do realise i can hear you right? Vamperic super hearing?