Your SwimCloud Pages Are TERRIBLE (kind of)

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[@joshhowat]

New goal: beat kyle’s breaststroke

[@Sockwell]

I’ve created a monster

[@indigo_onion]

@@Sockwell I’ll join that goal

[@The_Stardust_Reaper]

@@Sockwell make that 3 monsters

[@cooperbarron3898]

@@Sockwell yeah im 13 and im almost there bud. just you wait

[@AlenCindric]

62 yard free in jeans 🫣

[@Sockwell]

don’t tempt me

[@some_clown]

alright guys. let's do an easy 62 yard free warmdown

[@user-tv7jc8xg8n]

*cooldown

[@aarongordon9025]

That 250 free relay was a hoot 😭

[@kailynd4435]

aaronnnnnnnnnnn

[@drissmestiri6451]

Kyle: Your should be spliting 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 29, 30. Meanwhile the time that would give➡3:53 LC 400 IM...💀💀💀

[@mastermemez8036]

At 6:00, some pools have a current in them, especially in the outside lanes. (It's true) (Mainly poorly designed LCM pools though)

[@NoahNigri]

You missed the 175 IM 😂

[@Sockwell]

You’re kidding

[@NoahNigri]

@sockwell on the second roast

[@NoahNigri]

On Drew loys

[@LuvlyCH4R]

😂😭 I wanna swim that instead of the 200 IM 😂😂

[@hellobro-iz4lf]

Yeah man 175 is crazy

[@BenjaminCescon]

Kiet Kong did an amazing PB at Canadian trials in the 2 breast, dropped 4 seconds

[@jacobbeugelmans4450]

Your sense of humor is amazing. Please keep doing these!

[@sean_m_killian]

As someone who has seen a 62 yard free before, it comes from a 25, 50, 75, 100 relay

[@David_Lee]

how does that have someone swim half the length of the pool?

[@sean_m_killian]

@@David_Lee It doesn’t. Since it’s such an odd event, Meet Manager has a glitch that ends up spitting out 62 yard free for the lead-off split. Swimcloud then takes that results file and doesn’t question whether it’s a real distance or not.

[@brad5282]

So it's not really a 62 yard swim, it's just swim cloud dividing 250/4?

[@sean_m_killian]

@@brad5282I believe it’s a Meet Manager glitch actually. It takes the first split and attaches it to the first swimmer with the distance of the relay divided by the number of swimmers. Swimcloud then takes the MM results file and displays whatever it tells it to.

[@Duncan_carr]

but the first split was 29 who does a 29 50 free?

[@cazux.lifestyle]

We need these weekly

[@jonesy2078]

chilllll that 400 im hella old😭😭😭

[@mtbextreme01]

11:20 his mic coming out of the suit on the ad got me dying! 🤣

[@ericmueller8505]

I bet for the 1500 where the second to last 50 was a 35.9, the lap counting stick/numbers hit the touch pad as the counter furiously shook double red and screamed at the swimmer.

[@Garry_is-scary.]

62 yard breast in jeans against Michael Andrew and I’ll give you a firm handshake

[@Hbecksfish]

I would cop a swimcloud alert cap but there all sold out all the time 😢😢

[@sockwellswimclub]

restocking in the next week or so 🤝

[@keenan1414]

Swimrankings>swimcloud

[@t72b3mreal]

Agreed 💯

[@hellobro-iz4lf]

@@t72b3mreal I use swim standards

[@greggassen5548]

I love that you said that Kiet Kong's ideal 400 IM splits wouldve been wellllll under 4:00

[@luvlaur3n]

17:56 i love how kyle completely missed that the 400 im short course and long course were the same time 😭

[@user-em4wh5ji3w]

Kyle’s splits on his ideal 400IM would obliterate Marchands world record by 10 seconds lmao

[@neophytoscharalambides9073]

3 swimmers swam 50, 1 swam 100… and averages to about 62 🤔

[@AJswim11]

I’m so happy you qualified for the Olympics Kyle 🎉❤

[@indigo_onion]

after 3 days it’s finally here

[@user-sq1pc4eq4k]

my coach on one of my teams was basically known for turning everyone who was good in strokes into freestylers because that's like what a majority of clubs did around here just yardage. We would never swim stroke events and only a few people on the team including myself had stroke times comparable to free times. It's weird because I only noticed this years later

[@ZiggyBoon]

I just finished watching Gilmore Girls on Netflix, and the diner guy who spends 7 seasons having a thing for Lorelai also wears a backwards baseball cap. So … I’d say giving the Texas cowboy hat a go might be something to consider. Roast!!!

[@amandajones617]

First one is probably a short pool, and when they’re short it’s recommended by NFHS to add an extra length to account for the lost yardage which is why you might see 60s for the event.

[@just-shaquille]

fun fact, sonny wang gave me his autograph as an apology for accidentally pushing me out of a hammock. context: sonny wang was on the barracudas team, and they do a thing where old high schoolers "mentor" little kids. sonny wang was my mentor (wow might be why i'm so fast now), and we did some activities and he accidentally pushed me out of a hammock. as apology, he offered me his autograph. swell person he is

[@sydney.rose27]

that analogy is 100% correct coming from a horrible backstroker , my 2fly is faster then 2back…

[@luvlaur3n]

hah. ametuer. my 2 BREAST is faster than my 2 back.

[@sydney.rose27]

@@luvlaur3n oh i love that lol

[@fabianhorton2361]

For that second roast i am going to guess the weird time split in the 1500 is because she is racing unilateral and switches sides every 50. Just a random guess

[@cannonchristensen4447]

Or she was breathing unilaterally and someone was cheering or she was racing someone😂

[@AnthonyLOL..]

I swim real close to the Dayton raiders, absolutely lovely team

[@Kriptiko]

My G was that AARON GORDON on that relay?

[@nbilliau]

7:41 can we talk about that 100 free

[@cicizhang7709]

yeah -50% is crazy

[@Zillafv]

Best KZbinr 📌

[@Zillafv]

Let me be in the next roast

[@redwoodrider2906]

1:08.22 in the 100 fly lcm is crazy 😭😭😭

[@nikosu5912]

We started off on a BANGER💀💀

[@sonnywang6229]

Where’s the 62 yard freestyle on my swimcloud page???

[@elizabethlefebvre1694]

Swim rankings: the year is the birth year. Swim stats is cool, you can compare swimmers. It graphs your progress on different swims. Also all the swims are meters in Quebec (Neptune Natation is from Quebec)

[@micket114]

The 250 relay is probably a crescendo relay where one swimmer swims a 25, 50, 75, and 100. Meet Manager doesn't know how to do variable distances so it just takes the overall distance and divides by four.

[@stt5v2002]

When my kids were age 5 and 7, they started in the sport via "Summer league swimming." This is a local swim league that consists of teams from neighborhoods or local rec centers who swim a 5 week season in the summer. I love it and it's great for both building safety in the water and getting some of the participants into swimming as their primary sport. BUT, the meets are at various neighborhood pools. Some are 25 yards. One is 25 meters. One is only 3 feet deep so everyone has to start in the water and no flip turns are allowed. And one is about 18 yards per length. Anyway, you get some odd times.

[@nielskragt1742]

speaking about a missed touchpad, i have the world record in the 50m free

[@rnbnatl]

omg - your reactions. Gold.

[@L14Mswim]

Ok but why are these videos 200x funnier on 2x speed

[@SwimFly-Official]

Kyle how often do you review swim cloud pages?

[@Sockwell]

Not often enough, but I'm hoping to change that.

[@gusconstantine9799]

6:00 maybe her coach or some one that she was pacing with was on one side of the pool and she only breathed to that side

[@MorganDiestler]

i love these videos

[@hondaken8402]

My theory for those 1500 splits is that she would speed up when she was breathing to her coaches side (probably was in lane 1 and coach was in her face) and then stop trying since see cant see the coach and therefore the coach shouldnt be able to see her...hypothetically

[@ariiscool21]

15:05 this is most accurate thing i’ve ever heard come out of kyle’s mouth

[@wuthomas26]

sonny wang admirer here, it was a 5 person relay in the dark and it was by age group (10-, 11-12, 13-14, 15+)

[@sonnywang6229]

Thanks Thomas

[@Addie.7417]

Can you do Addie Speigner?

[@kenthall6584]

Specialty chart shirts

[@thepemenace948]

only if kyle reacted to my 65m breast time. sadly aint on swim cloud😥

[@peterklosterman4786]

LES GO LOVE THESE THINGS!

[@landonhanesworth8813]

my breaststroke outsplits my backstroke in my 2 IM

[@rycaruth8856]

First! Love the swimming content!

[@razrgaming8996]

1:41 in the 200 im and swimcloud says you cant swim breast lol

[@emmaclare0413]

Turn the music down i cant see 😂

[@DylanSmith-cc4fl]

for the craziest 100 lcm times you have ever see. Guaranteed. As well as terrible 400 free times.

[@maaxxxxx223]

please do one with younger kids 🙏

[@ClaireC-xc9sk]

Yesssssss!

[@ChessVideos771]

i’m a breaststroker and i suck at backstoke (roast my LC times)

[@lesley171]

Best KZbinr…..??

[@Bashycat]

That first 62 yd free wins this by a mile

[@willledbetter8231]

Kyle the goat

[@braydengreen7083]

They could’ve done a 50 free a 50 back

[@RabbidLeader-od8kh]

Day 1 of asking Kyle sockwell to do ian calls swimcloud 🎉

[@memenationalcentre]

does that cow in the back have a name? reply with suggestions chat

[@plundergebaeck]

23:41 can confirm

[@LandonU-swim]

I have swam an 162 free before 😊lol

[@leonardobazouni9187]

skibidi toilet roasts pls

[@BlossomyPen6275]

Idk why but my 50 breast is faster than my 25 breast.

[@splatman3589]

My 2 breast is faster than my 2 IM tell me how that works

[@nothingtoseehere830]

kyle sockwell pls collab with swimming brainrot

[@robob215]

Swimcloud roasts🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@robob215]

Hi

[@andreypelykh3754]

W

[@twxnn3605]

First

[@grayson69]

lfg

[@Davidleeryan]

First view

[@lukedibley792]

No views in 1 minute? Bro fell off

[@gavinbuettner5745]

I still remember my 1st roast 🥹🥹