How To Flirt Like Tom Segura's Dad - YMH Highlight

[@SpongeBobaFett]

Tom's impression of his Dad kills me

[@SnarkyRogue]

@@angelbalderas2671 "Watch he's going to be like 'Hey buddy!'" *his dad picks up the phone* "Hey dad quick question for you-" "Hey buddy!"

[@DekkarJr]

Kind of like how his dad killed all those men in the bunkers. In Vietnam.

[@samanthab1923]

Why doesn't Tom have that accent?

[@johncarolina4950]

@@samanthab1923 They moved all over the US, Tom mostly lived in Florida

[@samanthab1923]

John Carolina OK I thought he just went to school down there. What was Big Dog's job?

[@marcusnelson7026]

That slight pause before Top Dog said 'buddy' had me completely shook.

[@McShane1996]

Me too I was like "oh shit is he not gonna say it?" 😂😂

[@larsonfamilyhouse]

SAME

[@michaelbaums1152]

RIP Top Dog… truly a hilarious human being and a joy to listen to

[@HorribleHumorVideo]

You can tell funny runs in the family. The bits between Top Dog and Tom made me laugh my balls off!!

[@alexciurej1542]

I'm new to YMH, did top dog really pass?

[@HorribleHumorVideo]

@@alexciurej1542 Unfortunately, yes :(

[@michaelbaums1152]

@@alexciurej1542 he did. He’s fighting the Vietcong and taking gnarly dumps in the sky.

[@majikmessiah]

Take care buddy

[@thepharcyfromcanarcie4283]

His relationship with his father is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

[@slimesizecounts5873]

Idk if it’s better than Toms with Ellis

[@Howitchewstofeel5gum]

lol this was the absolute best bit of the podcast. "Do you like salt or pepper?" "That's a good one!" 😂😂

[@elizabethknechtel1509]

Watching this after Top Dog's passing is bittersweet. I personally think Charo is noticeably different after his passing. In this clip, she seems more lighthearted and carefree. Thank you for sharing Top Dog with us. Truly a national treasure

[@RealRadiantBeing]

3:05 I love Christina's reaction every time Top Dog says, "Hey! Buddy!".

[@guccimane6116]

Top dog lets her know he’s thinking about killing the enemy.

[@braydenpotter93]

There’s no greater feeling than killing the enemy.

[@executioner_ecgbert884]

I'm glad you posted this so I dont have to lol

[@highandtight5544]

There's no greater feeling!

[@oni3161]

LOL

[@nickloughlin9400]

The way tom said sweetener or Splenda is quite splendid

[@mikeeaston4431]

Sure, I'll give ya a like

[@acc.x.cc.x9888]

Well it's interesting that he ayysked..

[@Mrbuttboi]

I believe you meant “quite Splendad”

[@anthonyzullo]

nadav laughing in the back is literally the best part of this podcast lmao

[@ahjg208]

Funny cz I feel like they laugh at literally everything and it gets old after a while

[@dabombdiggity46]

Nadav is all of us and we are nadav

[@owblj]

I would say this is the worst part of the podcast but ok

[@DanielZeal]

@@ahjg208 If they actually laughed at literally everything, it would be unbearable. it's a good thing you're just exaggerating.

[@ahjg208]

@@DanielZeal 95% and its always the same manic laughing like it feels so put on. Granted I get some huge laughs from this show often but this is almost performative they way he acts like a human laugh track.

[@IanAldrete]

Top Dog is the FLIRTING CHAMP

[@Lorenzo-Passerini]

Tom's relationship with his parents is so amazing and funny ahahahah

[@danieladame8676]

I kinda wanna hear Top Dog say "When you're feathering it buddy"

[@jleos0095]

Yes!!!!

[@thatguylie4239]

I would pay to hear that lol

[@Mayor-McCheese]

Top dog be like: “what’s your favorite way to eliminate the enemy?” Or “ which ammunition is better 5.56 or 7.62?”

[@marcdemise2072]

7.62 will do the job perfectly

[@30yearoldmanthatgetsbullie44]

@@marcdemise2072 when your featherin that trigger brother

[@vakar9779]

Of course it's 7.62

[@MrFoxCallum]

@@marcdemise2072 7.62 definitely has the most stopping power, undisputed, but most gunfire in modern conflicts is suppressing fire so the lower weight of 5.56 allows soldiers to carry more ammo. Once NATO adopts the plastic cased 6.8 ammo which weighs the same as 5.56 there'll be no question which calibre is best for general infantry and alternative larger calibres can be used by specialists (spec ops, snipers, etc.) when greater stopping power is needed.

[@jakecozzz1040]

Top dog sounds like such a sweet heart hahaha I think Tom gets his "crazyness"from his mom

[@xxxpyrosxxx]

Of course, it's the Puerto Rican madness.

[@Howitchewstofeel5gum]

"There's no better feeling than killing the enemy"

[@vivienmartin225]

She’s Peruvian...

[@hojasyhuellas9287]

@@xxxpyrosxxx peru

[@bolo2393]

"Do you like salt or pepper?" "Yeah that's a good one." I lost it

[@CoolPandaTheMovieNerd]

The way top dog is happy to get a call from Tom really made my day.

[@nikolashoag942]

Top Dog sounds like David Lynch if he were a veteran.

[@deadfr0g]

Well hey, you know… some people shoot movies, some people shoot people. What are ya gonna do?

[@mikeyoungblood1642]

If my father ever told me about my mother’s “Great Cans”, I’d vomit 🤣 then again we don’t have nearly as close of a relationship as Tom and Top Dog

[@clipsedrag13]

kinda sad ain't it. I hope I have that with my son. I wanna tell him bout his mom's big ass

[@jayvang7490]

@@clipsedrag13 "You know, when she was pregnant with you, she gained a lot of weight really made that booty pop. Thank you for that"

[@samanthab1923]

How did they meet? What was he doing in Peru?

[@margaretelford8309]

@@samanthab1923 charo’s soul just called him there

[@samanthab1923]

@@margaretelford8309 😂

[@coleranseen4119]

I love hearing the studio crew laughing their asses off in the background

[@williamphillips2671]

His dad is so fucking awesome. So nerdy and hip at the same time

[@j.p.8213]

Lmao "We're always calling at bridge time, this is the new norm." Mom: Thanks to you I lost! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@simonpenum]

"You're the queen of the toilet" is low key a genius neg. Tom's Dad knows what he's doing

[@anjaherr1500]

Christina’s face when Charro says “Queen of the Toilet”!! 😂 5:00

[@dopemoney881]

R.I.P Tom's dad :( sending love

[@lkb1228]

I wanna see top dog host a dating show where he's giving guys advice through an earpiece

[@sweetdreams2114]

Not gonna lie...top dog was spot on about the bank teller wearing the red dress the next week. That’s the kind of thoughtful girl that really actually likes you that you want. A1 advice.

[@TheRyndiculous]

yeah cause she definitely not wearing that dress ever again if she thinks you suck 😂

[@KTF0]

No matter what garbage comes out of your mouth, say it with confidence.

[@ninjascyther5071]

Tom doing an impression of his dad sounds like heath ledger as the joker.

[@essaywhu]

When he said “do you like meat or fish?” tears were streaming down my face, I was laughing so hard.

[@TheOpenerXD]

Really gonna miss these calls with top dog. Made for some of the best moments on the podcast. RIP

[@tulip2342]

"she's playing bridge" I died when top dog said that

[@pizzaman6926]

"this is the new normal Tom"

[@xenos_n.]

Tom's impression of his dad is spot on.

[@Sosorrynotsorry]

R.I.P. Top Dog! Legend!!!

[@Afromentioned42]

Milk factory and queen of the toilet merchandise incoming

[@kristi9]

"This is the new normal, Tom." 😂👏

[@NORMASHBASH]

I keep coming back to all top dog episodes, even the full episodes. He was a huge part of the YMH family and I feel like we all lost a father. RIP Top Dog, you were the Top Dawg

[@GK-qc5ry]

I love that hey buddy response from his dad.

[@mandysullivan7541]

It’s so sweet.

[@agsmith328]

The producers laughing in the back everytime has me dying lol

[@JamesExcell-InterJex]

"The right amount of cleavage." Hahahaha

[@bori1986]

IGN: 10/10

[@tfigmoney520]

Top advice from the Top Dog. On my way to starbucks now. 'I like raw sugar' Me: 'so you like it raw, then?'

[@kind2311]

This is absolutely adorable. I have never, and will likely never in my life hear my dad talk about my mother this way, so this is quite amazing.

[@99bajakid]

You should probably grab a beer with your pops

[@kind2311]

@@99bajakid every time i visit we have drinks and talk for hours. He's just not that kind of dude.

[@alicezta12]

I say “hey buddy!” to my friends all the time bc I love it so much. Probably doesn’t have the same hit to it as Top Dog but I love it anyway

[@DingDongDaddyFromDumas]

“The queen of the toilet” is the funniest phrase I’ve heard in a very long time 😂

[@countys32]

Tom's parents are comedy gold.

[@Prokophh]

that muffled laugh in the back makes everything so much funnier!

[@wasdist]

A whole cup size

[@jonnyg44]

Tom’s dad is the best and the guys laughing in the back producing the show is what makes these clips🤣

[@Iron_Father88]

whoever is laughing in the background is GREAT!

[@rleonekc07]

Toms dad is such a good wholesome dude

[@deadarmd]

Top dog sounds so happy to be talking about this. Its really charming.

[@gnaxel]

I really needed some Top Dog content today

[@daverage4729]

Top Dog is the Tog Dog for damn good reason!

[@compacoffeeroasters]

Tom’s top dog voice is probably my favorite bit on this show

[@everyvillainislemons7583]

No joke, Top Dog and Charro are the most precious couple ever

[@jushinfilthligerrr]

We need a full ymh episode of just top dog

[@DeShawnaldTrump]

I love when toms dad says hey buddy. I call my dad every time

[@jamesmello533]

Queen of the Toilet is the best sweetener. I didn’t even think of that option.

[@clipsedrag13]

do you like fish or meat?

[@jamesmello533]

NIc K I like chicken, actually.

[@samanthab1923]

Turns out he was right! With those farts, she is the Queen of the Toilet.

[@jaystef1627]

All 4 of these people are showing us what true love looks like

[@_MOORE_1986]

The laughing in the background lol

[@msteele674]

RIP Top Dog. One of the sweetest, kindest, funniest men of all time.

[@heyyouguuys7939]

Tom's pops running peak game

[@-cgranty2954]

Will always love how T dog answers the phone when Tom calls

[@harrisonyork4181]

My go to top dog clip! RIP to a legend.

[@ndpesicgroup]

First.....the guy laughing in the background is hilarious !!! Second....when Tom asked his mom how bridge was going, did anyone else catch her say "....I'd do better if you quit interupting me"...?? SAVAGE !!!! Laughing my ass off

[@brianchelette1336]

I gotta use Top Dog’s lines on tinder convos.

[@LazarusSlade]

R.I.P. Top Dog. 😔

[@andresc1143]

7:42 Top Dog needs an interview w/Norm

[@danielcasalinovo9660]

Always love Top Dog stories!

[@emmanuelgrc4]

RIP Top Dog. He was the best.

[@timdegraw1784]

This might be the funniest YMH clip I've ever fucking seen. I love it. I love it love it love it love it.

[@Zakk76Wylde]

I love Top Dog. Tom’s impersonation makes me SOOOOO happy.

[@FunnyAnchorman]

RIP Top Dog. Losing parents sucks. Especially when they're awesome like that..

[@marilynmeyer3733]

The way they called exactly how the parent convo would go 😂

[@morganpszanka3435]

RIP Top dog was a fuckin legend

[@alyssaclark3918]

Ta ta top dawg… keep feathering it in heaven

[@user-uhh]

8:40 Charro:“change the topic “ xD

[@paulsuter5816]

RIP Top Dog - a legend among us mere mortals.

[@wayned535]

Idk if I'm delusional but the red dress thing actually sounds like good advice

[@Mperkins813]

It totally is. Even before the whole " see if she wears it the next time she knows she's gonna see you" because it's a compliment combined with paying attention. Bitches love when you pay for shit....But ESPECIALLY when you pay her attention

[@Howitchewstofeel5gum]

Good advice for being a creep

[@destroyermaker]

I'm sure it worked in the 50s

[@LANGI902]

I like it. It could still work, but you have to show up same day of the week every week 💯

[@TheRyndiculous]

@@destroyermaker yeah, women don't have a clue what they want now

[@anthonyzullo]

im not sure why, but toms impression of his dad has me in tears!

[@adamfrance1892]

So Sad, Top Dog brought us so much laughter over the years, RIP King

[@thomasrocca8914]

The “were always calling at bridge time tommy” hits close to home for me as my girlfriend has uttered those exact same words after getting cussed out by her grandma for callin😂😂

[@michaelbarron326]

Tom and Christina are awesome, but the guy in the background that busts out laughing every few minutes makes the whole show! 😂

[@danb4811]

Tom is fucking hilarious after an edible, holy shit.

[@crystalpresley9674]

Omg that was soooooo funny! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 You have your dad pinpointed to a tee! Great interview.

[@P5YcHoKiLLa]

8:02 "Do you like fish or meat"?!?! Is he flirting or serving the in-flight meal?!

[@tylerad2373]

This might be my favorite video on KZbin. There is nothing funnier than old dads and you can fight me.

[@karoshii_x_1229]

There better be a “queen of the toilet” 💩 🚽 shirt coming

[@jme18jh]

I’ll forever use “Hey buddy” … . .. … rip mr top dawg..

[@tiddleto2te]

Anyone else getting hardcore heath ledgers joker vibes when Tom imitates his dad ?😂😂

[@ValiantKnight7983]

"just the right amount to make the mind wander" lmaaaaooo

[@GarciansVortex]

Your parents are the best!!

[@Deeplycloseted435]

“Great cans Tom, let me tell you.”

[@bradysunter1504]

Salt or pepper? Tom’s Dad “write that down!”

[@lagomorph770]

That teller burned that red dress & asked for a transfer!

[@thebandwagoneffect]

Tom and his dad are so fucking funny

[@Max-sx9wi]

That impression kinda sounded like the Joker.

[@sowghs]

Miss Top Dog❤

[@jerrymay1070]

The toilet queen has convinced me to take up bridge!

[@timdegraw1784]

"You'll always be a milk factory to me Mom"