Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep.620

[@MarcRivera78]

Can't wait to see Christine's new special, "Impactful".

[@Cash5YR]

I just wish Josh was there to play "Idiot woman!"

[@chrisgarcia8592]

Heads up, it's going to be awkward af

[@robinohara226]

can't wait for her semi-autobiographical netflix show, "the final solution"

[@Akacanada2k16]

@@AgendaInMind You felt the need to write a fucking novel in the replies of a comment that has nothing to with whatever the fuck it is you’re talking about.

[@misst9]

Ill watch right after I read her Mein Kompf

[@snuggles596]

Personally, my favorite Garth Brooks song is "Touch my Camera Through the Fence"

[@firstnamelastname180]

I really like 'when you're featherin it brother'

[@DekkarJr]

"Set my Hair on Fire" - instead of Set the World on Fire

[@InspectahReese]

From the legendary album “Baby Raper”

[@missoctober8859]

"Moose Soup"

[@LpJunior537]

"do you ever worry that you're retarded and no one is telling you in low places"

[@vanethritt6313]

Kristin: Impactful is not a word, it's redundant Also Kristin: we lol'ed out loud

[@vischetty7736]

‘Look how happy you…why are you laughing?’ 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TyrannyOfBenevolance]

She's totally tok'd

[@ritae5316]

lol

[@BBD-AITB]

“LOL” is an acronym. You can say acronyms out loud.

[@karenamyx2205]

@@BBD-AITB Sure, but you dont mix the entire acronym with saying half the acronym out loud.. Lol'd out loud is "laughed out loud out loud".

[@iainh]

The Cincinnati Fart is by far the most impactful thing produced by Christine.

[@DekkarJr]

It's definitely funnier than her standup

[@justintroy1196]

Would have loved to smell it tbh

[@mloyd64]

@@DekkarJr please do not use gendered language

[@mrtanner82]

🤣🤣🤣

[@RobinLundqvist]

@@justintroy1196 some of that kushkush

[@nathansummers1522]

This conversation was profound and really left me feeling impacted. Full of impact, actually. Idk what word I’m searching for.

[@Givens94]

I can’t believe the amount of trust that Christina has in herself when she started talking about the word “impactful” 😭

[@joshuaaldaco8438]

You know what I'm saying

[@Diesel257]

She also considers herself a comedian so...

[@v.k.levigne]

And she was on such a hot streak lately

[@Vladimirwlr1234]

The word just "came to be"! How does she think words emerge?

[@Patrik1st]

The first person to say it was a fool and probablyfull of poo. It was repeated and now it's a word. It's definition is redundant because [impact] already means: have a strong effect on someone or something. impactful having a major [impact] or effect. She's right English sucks🤷🏾‍♂️

[@Andreweroo]

Expect a full apology next week for the impactful debate

[@RE4SHADOW]

I keep fast forwarding this impactful crap and it keeps going!

[@PreLives171]

Comparing "Impactful" to "Bling Bling" might be the most R-worded thing Christine has ever done.

[@LpJunior537]

so far

[@onearmsteve3839]

Sweet necropotence profile pic

[@nhdyz]

Words are created overtime, that's how language works😂 i'm sure she uses a bunch of words that "aren't words"

[@michaelrundhaug4005]

Mtg represent!!

[@sakisgamer]

@@nhdyz noone tell her about the ton of phrases that shakespeare just pulled out of his ass and we all use daily now

[@NetworkSkyler]

Fun fact for those that aren’t musicians, Garth’s black hat had a guitar chord embroidered on the front. That guitar chord is G. Keep it high and tight and remember to have a good day today and a good weekend. Stay positive and I hope you enjoyed that fun fact. Today is going to be warm so enjoy the weather. Have a good day and good weekend.

[@jemiiam]

Christine saying "if you jump out a window and dont push off, you'll fall back into a window" is such a bert thought...

[@sitinthebit2089]

Thats why Bert is kinda secretly in love with Christine

[@karmelmi]

Yeah I watch this for a similar reason I listen to 2Bears; Tim just compliments their tokked mindsets both so well.

[@jemiiam]

@@sitinthebit2089 bert loves anyone whose not leann....as soon as he got Leann knocked up he knew he was fucked...

[@timbrawdy2249]

I’ve heard this. It has something to do with skyscrapers and how the wind pulls you into the building. It has to be a faaaaaar drop.

[@TonyAndrea725]

@@sitinthebit2089 Bert & Tom should do a Two Bears NEW Cave episode. Wife swap....

[@sgmaniac45]

Christine is straight tokked… diminutive is a word and describing a space in art as a “diminutive space” i.e. a small space is technically a correct use of it 🤣🤣

[@391angus]

A couple commas would’ve been nice, I think I am now tokked from reading this🤣🤣

[@jordanb9057]

Thank you!! Someone needs to tell her

[@zerogravity2020]

@@AgendaInMind ....what?

[@markjohnson-rz2sc]

@@zerogravity2020 silly copy pasta.

[@zerogravity2020]

@@markjohnson-rz2sc ........what?

[@mav1554]

Her lack of self awareness is truly impactful. A true comedian in that field.

[@mattt2581]

This has to be the most IMPACTFUL episode yet.

[@alexavery3720]

The way Tom looks at zolo when he talks about his dumps is like a proud father.

[@joeyhardy3981]

Christina's impact is that she has gone full R-worded on this one. Just like her view on flip-flops.

[@liamokeeffe9023]

Yep, A-class example of needing to put a feather in it brother

[@hotvodka7641]

Lol it's so annoying too that's such a like "I'm so smart this annoys me" fucking thing to be bothered by

[@Deadman1000]

@@hotvodka7641 and then her reference was "an article" I don't think she's had many people tell her she's not intelligent.

[@Whystling_Byrd]

​@@Deadman1000It's possible they have and she just didn't pick up on it.

[@samlake564]

I was going to be annoyed if they didn’t bring up a “know what I’m saying count” from shaggys episode lol

[@Samtallica]

Was really hoping they'd completely ignore it after showing the MMA clip. Would've been great!

[@joshuagalla3239]

Why?

[@johnnybrujo868]

I feel you, but homie was choppin it up, know what I’m saying…you know

[@stephaniehalloran4447]

Nothing better than waking up and starting my day with these fools lol 😆

[@todd.howard]

Y’all know what’s a banana split?

[@Patrik1st]

Agreed ps... read that sentance TOTALLY wrong at first😳.

[@joshuamullaney195]

Right ???

[@Excremental_Discharge]

The King? More like "The Gentleman" A man of class

[@terrestrialsoup]

Nadav brings his own type of energy to the show. You notice it when he's gone. Not that Zolo and Chris aren't entertaining, but they google like smart people and they laugh far too quietly. The world needs a hero in the form of a big fat R worded J.

[@MrErickeane]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@hollowice999]

You leave out boy Patty O'Callahan out of this. Yes he is round, but he is a nice Catholic boy.

[@jamesbiering2589]

1000% agree

[@shiiswii4136]

Nadev is the best, simular to hot sauce

[@Nakam459]

@@hollowice999 he prays the rosary daily .

[@DxeDrakine]

Christina reminds me of my mom in the fact that she will believe anything she reads without adequate research before passionately arguing against reason/someone/Tom. Quite Impactful. Love you Tom.

[@karmelmi]

She would make a wonderful addition to the flat earth family. Same energy and stupidity

[@Deadman1000]

@@stophittingyourselves I mean I tried to sit through her special and I'm convinced she paid that audience. I think she bombs on one joke and blames the audience

[@angeldew77]

@@Deadman1000 I put up with her because i enjoy listening to Tom. I tried to listen to her comedy. Ugh I can't imagine listening to her podcast especially when it's just her.

[@John-lo4xz]

Listening to Christina how she "looooves" a product, a part of me dies.

[@ChimRichalds34]

If only there was a way to fast forward through it!

[@whitak3r]

Sponsor block does it automatically.

[@highkoalatypolo6240]

J Roc watching this episode “Ayy why you count my gnomesayin’s, gnomesayin?!”

[@robg2532]

You from the department of knoemsayins? You takin a knoem-census?

[@raichuraichu7632]

😂👍

[@FunBox.]

J ROC BABY J ROC BABY I spit more rhymes than a lazy Susan and I'm innocent until my guilt is proven Peace Represent Sunnyvale Trailer Park Straight The Fuck Up

[@KrikZ32]

@@FunBox. it could happen to you, Cause it happened to me (and t)

[@shalizzle793]

@@FunBox. This is a story About how I got caught Playin’ with my shit But hold that thought

[@USAtoNZ]

C: "What do I smell like?" T: "Like I wish you held it in more" LMFAO

[@Mixedserpintine]

The amount of effort they go through just to make the new booth team feel welcome is so awesome. Love these vibes

[@tylerdurden4285]

Release the FULL "shaggy know what I'm saying"as a separate clip... give the people what they want.

[@jrayburn6169]

I take all my vocabulary advice from a person who didn't dry themselves when they got out of the shower until their 40's

[@Eric-ue9pm]

lmao

[@edp3202]

Tom or Christina?

[@ihaveaplaylistforeverythin2047]

@@edp3202 chris

[@edp3202]

@@ihaveaplaylistforeverythin2047 😂

[@RallEeyeRedact]

@@edp3202 how long have you listened to YMH

[@yonomassociety]

I absolutely FELL IN LOVE with zollo this episode really showed his true thought process and just gave him his space to talk!

[@Howitchewstofeel5gum]

Now I know why Ellis screams every time Christine starts singing...

[@nicholaspatrickarmstrong439]

RIP Ed show God where it spits

[@kristiskinner8542]

The real & his horned up stand in, they both went up but not in May😪 (at least the real Ed)

[@ev1bl]

Hes not getting hard until its time to come 🙌

[@goldenfade6332]

I like when Tom looks more disgusted by his wife’s babbling than Bert’s.

[@hoff_steady]

this is it

[@jilliandeklerk8621]

Wednesdays are for the mommies! Keeping em high and tight while working today!

[@xiaocatmaster3754]

Where I live, it drops as soon as I start cooking dinner. Perfect

[@jasonwinterton9369]

Wednesday's my jeans are always high and tight

[@SamAsMe]

I think this was Christinas most R worded moment of all time, funny how she doubles down in the face of facts and then yells to get ejected out of the conversation.

[@jeansdelajeans3937]

Truly her worst character defect. Every single goddamn time she is wrong, she will not admit it, she will flip the script and pretend like what she was just doubling down on actually had nothing to do with what she is trying to say. And then she does that dissociative thing where she will not meet Tom's eye contact. Makes me think she knows how wrong and R-worded she truly is. We all still love you, Christine.

[@edp3202]

R word is retarded?

[@emilykatsman7838]

when Tim started laughing at the thought of Christine going through cardiac arrest, I just about spit all my water out of mouth… couple goals really

[@marianagonzalez8351]

So glad they brought up Shaggy’s “you know what I’m sayin” lol it was killing me during the podcast 😂

[@imoffendedthatyouroffended5173]

Yeah, you know what I'm sayin.

[@RyanCowley_]

Christina “Stolen Valor” P is completely tokk’d on this one, impactful is 100% a word.

[@GrindBass86]

Ol' Stolen Valorie at it again.

[@karmelmi]

She had quite a few r-worded moments this episode. Aside from her tokked vocabulary, shorts are a completely normal piece of clothing. She at least was self aware of her projecting that just because she hates how she looks in shorts. Kinda like how she shits on basically any type of open toed footwear.

[@abasslinelow]

@@karmelmi Christina may be fully tokked, but even a broken tok is right twice a day. Shorts are for children and incompetents.

[@ontariomotorsport7038]

@@abasslinelow being more comfortable is for children. Hmmm.

[@abasslinelow]

@@ontariomotorsport7038 The justification of a child! Might as well go all in with that logic and wear nothing at all.

[@sillysissyphus4877]

No you don’t need carbs after drinking, Christine. It doesn’t sop it up. Booze already converts into carbs and makes you dehydrated and inflamed. Fats give your stomach lining some cushion and that’s why greasy foods like eggs and bacon are a good after binge meal.

[@b_o_o_g_i_e__]

The booze then also stops you from metabolizing the food and therefore get fatter from both.

[@kevinbeattie7297]

Lmao have to side with Tom on the “impactful” argument. If this word is redundant than so is every word using the suffix ‘ful’. Ergo the word playful should be “good to play with” or “full of play” in Christina’s fully tocked world

[@AimlessAbyss]

Yeah Christy is being very low and loose on this episode. Must be all those pain meds she's on for the leg.

[@KrikZ32]

@@AimlessAbyss bitch is r worded af

[@yunnowho3225]

I don't think that's how you use ergo bro

[@SnowboardBandit]

I literally can't tell if she's doing a bit about the word impactful. It's been a word for decades and didn't realize it was even up for debate. Christina also compares the word to complete slang phrases. Getting more and more confusing as time progresses. LOVE IT!

[@experienceaccelerated7039]

You know how Zolo mentioned he wants a girl with self-awarenes and the ability to comprehend when shes wrong? Not five minutes later and TokkTina acts out example A scenario of not being that girl.

[@digitalsalsas]

It’s a word created by advertising, so it’s about as organic etymologically as “baconator”

[@ffaasst]

Todd's reaction every time Christine raps lyrics to a song always cracks me up, probably because it's the same reaction I have any time my wife does the same thing.

[@missp498]

The people in the shop are from Liverpool, called "scousers". She says, "You're barred love I can't serve you , sorry." (because she is nice and we even call shoplifters "love") He replies, "I'm barred, what for, girl?" She says "For shoplifting, that vodka". He says, "What? Shoplifting, ooo you hard faced fucking cow! Who do you think you are ey?" She says, " You're not allowed, get out" He then says "Here you, you know what I always say 'Times are hard and friends are few, ta rah to fucking you' " (Ta rah means bye) Lol but I think it is a set up, not real, its for fun in my opinion a sketch. People from Liverpool like to mess about and have a laugh.

[@TheMightyKaiser]

I hope Ed isn’t sweating like a black man in heaven. Rest easy king above 18, tell Conald I said hey.

[@Mike-om4tv]

Conald still standing outside the gates to heaven asking st Peter "howd ya get a job here there fuckface?"

[@thestraydog]

Tell him to touch my camera through the fence, you...WHOA!!

[@lucasottens8506]

@@Mike-om4tv He kicked Peter's ass and took his job. Now everyone gets to meet Lord Fedsmoker up there at the entryway and listen to him growl their life story through his teeth.

[@fatguyonthc]

You see the comments on the MSM videos about Ed passing? The mommies never fail to deliver 😂

[@andrewarnold9818]

@@lucasottens8506 "You just lost your life" "Yeah, thats why I'm here, can I come in?"

[@peristau]

Every episode she gets more and more r-worded. “It’s a conspiracy!!” - impactful.

[@Frauman]

Really enjoyed the 20 minute segment where an r-worded woman explained her bizarrely violent reaction toward a commonly used word.

[@fomurillo1024]

Christina: "i didn't know you could dry off with a towel after the shower!" "I didn't know surf&turf meant beef and seafood!" Also Christina: "impactful is not a word, 100%" lol

[@lucasottens8506]

She's the epitome of an L.A Blonde.

[@Howitchewstofeel5gum]

Apparently she also thinks that gravity pulls you in the direction of buildings lmao

[@experienceaccelerated7039]

@@Howitchewstofeel5gum Nah shes peak anti-flat earther. Its actually so round that you have to jump out from the window or the curvature of the earth will offset you into the building. Someone call Eddie bravo and have him take the leap of faith for science.

[@BirdOfHermes83]

I know what you're saying

[@wpBill]

TOKKED

[@guyledouche6039]

Just skip to 1:59 & 8:11 Skip "1st" ad read--> 30:40 Skip next ad read--> 58:24 Skip ad read #12--> 1:23:04

[@vaughnhenderson1174]

1:09:03 Christina says nonsensical words while accusing others of the same. Genealogy is the study of family history, you can't have "a genealogy" of a word.

[@nyanya-ray7235]

😂😂😂😂I was like wait, does she mean etymology? She was so pissed off she was just messing up all the words lol!

[@travismonk2804]

I don't know what she's saying, and I don't know what she means

[@benjohnson2312]

@@nyanya-ray7235 yep

[@RazagalArtanis]

I feel like Christina P has been telling a story where she was trolled 15 years ago. Diminutive is a word, it means extremely small. No point even mentioning her hatred of Impactful

[@SadCheetah]

This is just peak evidence that she's r-worded we use diminutive words as part of our everyday language.

[@sweetbabyrick5382]

It’s unbelievable she hasn’t read or heard the word diminutive in the last 15 years.

[@benjohnson2312]

She legit has a learning disability

[@honestinsincerity2270]

I was confused by that as well. I thought maybe she was referencing how a normal word was used for an incorrect situation where they combined it with "space". But I guess she's just a full blown R word who thinks diminutive and impactful are imaginary??

[@matthewgierula5674]

You are all forgetting she dropped out of law school. Too many big words....I mean words with lots of letters, know what I'm sayin'?

[@Katelyn.Eby1215]

The King NEVER gets old😂😂😂😂 just spicing things up.

[@Shayne01]

"Impactful is not a real word, ...it is now because everybody started using it." Yeah thats how language works.

[@karmelmi]

For real, one of the most absurd things I've heard from her; "I read a lot of books in college and I never saw that word" oh right, that definitely means it's not a word.

[@jeffbriggs1987]

Sometimes we should stand up against stupid or redundant words, otherwise you get the langauge bombarded with words like latinx

[@joshuaaldaco8438]

You just lost your job

[@chase4086]

@@jeffbriggs1987 There's no need to make a stand when that word is far from being commonly used

[@jeffbriggs1987]

@@chase4086 it will be commonly used

[@levishepard3696]

Just putting it out there, id pay 99¢ for a YMH soundboard app.

[@jenniferdennis6465]

There's a free one out there.

[@levishepard3696]

@@jenniferdennis6465 oh thats sick. iv looked but i couldn’t find one.

[@jenniferdennis6465]

@@levishepard3696 I just randomly had this episode play a year later! Hope you see the link 😀

[@taylorfausett177]

100% Whataburger sucks coming from a native Texan. I live in San Marcos Texas and we recently got an In and Out Burger. It is now my new favorite burger! Thanks Cali!

[@v8holdentiger]

Ngl I love a non-guest Mommies episode

[@jasonwinterton9369]

Here's the deal man no guest is the best! burnt Kirsten!

[@chrispeerson3209]

Lol I'm with Tom on these episodes, zero laughs to be had. The only positive is that it is a sure sign of what's to come.

[@seanromanowski]

Christina and everyone else completely missed the unintentional hilarity of her saying "Stop while you're ahead" about the paraplegic @51:58

[@RoyceSenjes]

I had to read that a few times.. should be edited to “a-head” 🤣

[@Ghost-lf2qj]

Even your comment pointing it out is underrated

[@toolegittoquit789]

Always a solid Thursday when you weren’t able to watch much of YMH’s vid on Wednesday👌🏼

[@grant.bloomquist]

Tom actually responds to “you know what I’m sayin” like “yes”, “I do”, “yep”.

[@dominicks19]

Christinas’ new special “I’m your Mom”

[@michaeltonikov]

It's just like the gays

[@sirforsa]

@@AgendaInMind You sure you're commenting on the right video..? Damn, man..

[@ThoseGuys1424]

I’m just ready for “My Struggle”

[@michaeltonikov]

@@ThoseGuys1424 now we understand all of the "Hi Hitlers" throughout the episodes. Those guys are a bunch of knuckleheads

[@michaelchef]

I never knew how much I would miss Nadav’s laugh in the background

[@Dante-rn4kk]

Wait wheres nadav???

[@michaelchef]

@@Dante-rn4kk I can't remember exactly what it was but I think at some point in the episode they said he was out sick for that day

[@SlippinJimmy22]

Boy are u in for a surprise 😂

[@nickyale4220]

Christy says too many drugs fucked her memory yet can’t handle a 10 mg edible

[@FuCkEr99ify]

I’ve done acid hundreds of times, and I still know that impactful is a fucking word

[@MashPotatoJohns]

It's usually the people who take a fuckload of drugs that can't handle weed

[@zakkholguin3942]

It is the Lexapro. That shit is garbage. Took me about three years to feel normal after being wrongfully prescribed that. Not that some people need it but I'm pretty sure that shit is detrimental to your self awareness if you use it past its purpose.

[@jssytvrs]

The king : "she is my big titted animal queen, and tom is the king of the month for taking care of her" and the rest of his video was so damn heartwarming, and SPICY

[@mingthemerciless834]

I love this podcast. Them getting into a genuine argument over 'impactful' should be the highlight of this episode.

[@mariazimmermannsillero5324]

'Impactful' absolutely is a word. Also, a lot of words and phrases in the English language come from Shakespearean SLANG. Words and language evolve as we mold the colloquial use/meaning of them.

[@Patrick22022]

They promote every livestream as having "...the heaviest segment ever" and I feel like this is just gunna keep escalating until Tom removes some part of Nadav's body from the rest of his body as some original heavy content. A finger, a foot, a head... it's hard to guess.

[@Howitchewstofeel5gum]

I don't even like the heavy segment, that's just stuff I'm better off not seeing

[@dalefrybread]

Remember on 2 bears 1 cave when Nadav offered to let Tim elbow him in the face? I'd pay to see that 😁

[@RyanJinjer]

Christine: "Impactful is a made up word" Thor: "All words are made up words"

[@literatecorvette5079]

Thor*

[@RyanJinjer]

@@literatecorvette5079 You're right, my memory has failed me. Corrected.

[@Velstat141]

Tim telling christin that she smells like she should hold it in more, actually sounds like there is more love and compassion then Garth "the bodies are under the barn" Brooks

[@riskt2ndriskt2nd11]

This episode convinced me Nadav is essential to ymh

[@SatsuiRyuify]

Fun fact, Tim and Christine: Ted Bundy jumped two stories from the Aspen courthouse.

[@brianeharmonjr]

1:11:24 is when the "impactful" talk is finally over

[@fionnburke551]

I actually felt my brain collapsing from the stupidity

[@aramgarabedian1452]

Thank you omg my brain

[@aydeesoto8425]

🤣🤣🙌🙌🙌🙌👍

[@PBCPrincess1]

Wow, this 20 minute discussion has really made an impactful impression on me. Let’s never circle back and discuss this again…

[@colavermusic]

I agree 😂

[@camiii4261]

aww i loved the guy who gave shout outs and said have a good weekend and all that haha he was so sweet!

[@kinuorthel8096]

Every word is made up and has also "become" a word. Tim's on point with your r-wordedness

[@Howitchewstofeel5gum]

She had the same r-worded take on names a while ago.

[@familychiken]

Exactly lmao, all words are made up 😂

[@jeansdelajeans3937]

"Everything's made up. Stay woke, ni**a." - Lakeith Stanfield in Atlanta

[@John15293]

Christina is full tok'd today. IMPACTFUL is not even nearly comparable to corporate phrases... It's a word, not a phrase. Truly enraging how adamant Christina is about it

[@grahamwalden2867]

At least she didn't do the Russian accent 🤷‍♂️

[@Courier_Seven]

Hey man she fooled me, after that last episode I seriously thought she was gonna go with "my struggle"

[@MrZeroBrains]

Tom had me wheezing after Christina was like "it was so nice to be touched on the shoulder this morning, a little massage I was so excited" and he just goes "...yeah I was looking for a pillow"

[@Raaandy]

I'm from the Department of Nomesayns, and I had to stop watching the show with Shaggy half way through because I was overwhelmed while taking the Nomecensus.

[@SkepticalSpectacle]

When crystal says things like "mo-anna" instead of Moana its really impactful to the audience

[@the86fleet43]

The Guy who was barred from the shop is a Scouser, which is someone from Liverpool in the UK. Our accent is like marmite, you either love it or hate it.

[@onderon4125]

Christina, “maybe it has a genealogy” you mean etymology

[@jex8542]

Jean-eology. :)

[@BigKarl519]

This has been a enormously impactful episode.

[@bjdickerson4578]

Ain't gonna lie...... what you said about WHAT A BURGER, cut me to my core... damn lol

[@Jersey_Jeff]

"Impactful" is literally a word.

[@newpalmonkey]

🤦‍♂️ 😂

[@jonf934]

Yall need a JRoc clip on here now. "Why you countin my knomesayins? You doin a knome-census?"

[@Burgerboss-rb7un]

Best knomesaaaaaayins

[@aiwendilthejade]

Eera-eera

[@FunkySwanson]

That guy yelling at the cop was crazy but holy shit that cop was not justified in approaching with a gun draw and arresting him. The cops ego was clearly hurt but he should have backed off, let the other police unit pull the guy over while the butthurt cop reviews the dash cam video to get the proof he was "assaulted" and the other unit could have much more safely arrested the crazy guy. That butthurt cop was not thinking about justice or safety when he did that. Those kinds of cops are what's wrong with police.

[@turnermurray9015]

🤓

[@lukewojdylo9241]

Imagine this being the first episode of YMH someone watches. Welcome choh-mohs.

[@timpeddycord7220]

The impactful discussion would make me never watch again

[@Aaronlovesmusic970]

Fuck that i screen recorded the last Live Event thats what i send to people who want to check this show out hahahhahaa

[@dudesteve6130]

The king calling Tom Tim is just like calling Bart, Brent 👍

[@zachc7111]

His name is Brurt Krusher

[@denisemarie7991]

This podcast has been very impactful on my life.

[@TimMFTodd]

Diminutive is a word though... And so is impactful. Languages evolve bro. Words aren't words until they are. Christine is a real dope sometimes.

[@chadgrov]

She’s from LA and has a high school education.

[@dylanemmerson7617]

Tom talks about the 2nd wife being a Dalmatian but sometimes Christine is pretty fucking dumb.

[@thricecreamcone]

Yeah you’re smart, but all sales are final

[@andrewtregoning]

@@chadgrov didnt she go to university and do a philosophy degree?

[@chadgrov]

@@andrewtregoning lol probably I dunno. a philosophy degree is about as useful as a high school diploma

[@ericlorance2089]

Kristeen’s new special: “IMPACT-FULLY MOIST”

[@CaffeineRedSquirrel]

I love the king above 18, so wholesome

[@Daniel_B79]

So when's the story coming out about how Christina faked having pink eye so she could have her eye lift surgery?

[@Leviajohnson]

Lol true I’ve never had pink eye that lasted 2-4 weeks now that I think about it

[@Daniel_B79]

@@Leviajohnson exactly! How am I the only seeing through the charade?

[@tubbs2132]

Does it look like it? I can't actually tell

[@Leviajohnson]

@@neighborbruce I love how all it takes to be called rich is to simply not be paycheck to paycheck broke lol 😂

[@Tsureiki]

@@Leviajohnson Come on now, I think you're underestimating how successful Tom is. He's certainly not Rogan rich but a 12 million net worth is a bit beyond "not being paycheck to paycheck broke"

[@samus40glock]

2 weeks ago I bump into a Mommie on the wild at my warehouse job. It was AMAZE!!! It made my day.

[@withcharlie6059]

Who was it? Spill it!?

[@Mr.Meeseeks.]

Never called my co worker by his real name it's just 👖

[@MikeJones-iz1qq]

It's so good to have Christine back in studio. She's in rare form and the mommies are loving it.

[@danielmeuler2877]

When Tim and Christin get divorced the "Irreconcilable Differences" will be Christiania's intro dancing. I love watching Tom try to ignore it.

[@someguy8578]

Is your significant other becoming increasingly R worded acceptable grounds?? If so, I think Toms got a good chance of walking away clean.

[@edp3202]

When are they getting divorced?

[@danielmeuler2877]

@@edp3202 2029 Tom already put a down payment on both Divorce Lawyers. That's the kind of Gentlemen he is.

[@edp3202]

@@danielmeuler2877 they seem happy on the podcast. Got two kids. What gives?

[@someguy8578]

@@edp3202 she’s not a ride or die. Right from the lips of Tommy Buns “I’m actively looking for your replacement”. kzbin.info/www/bejne/hIDIgIiinrdmsNE It’s just still taking a while to find her. He’s still got that 72hr milking window to satisfy, even if Tina doesn’t eat his scrum some D-touches are better than none.

[@Cannabian]

We got less then 2 hours this week because Christine wouldn't turn the heater off... Tom just bailed after that lol

[@SnarkyRogue]

sub 2 is pretty low and loose ngl

[@KrikZ32]

Lol immediately

[@karmelmi]

She's the special kind of tokked that would blast her AC then put a heater on her feet.

[@JacksExoticReptiles]

The two funniest people in the world. Love you Jeans!

[@monkeywang9972]

I been thinking about the shaggy knowamsayin supercut since last week.

[@Aaronlovesmusic970]

Shit it wasn't even that bad on this episode, You should see some of his interviews from when he used to drink hahaha It's like every other word lol

[@mangoman1073]

“It’s a made up word” All word are made up. How does she think languages are made? Lol what an r word

[@karmelmi]

Exactly my thought every time she says that.

[@rubydiamonds]

@@karmelmi that's my thought literally every time she opens her mouth

[@HAMlLTON]

“You’re happiest when you are insulting me or I’m dying” Tom segura is a boomer

[@TheZangzadam]

This podcast was really impactful to my day

[@noahmcaninch6205]

Krissy is sounding extra tocked today impactful is absolutely a word

[@Phogramo]

Isn’t she always tok’d? Literally sounds dumb af every episode but to the point it’s funny watching her be Tim’s dingleberry

[@erinr650]

Somehow she's oblivious to the difference between a word and a phrase.

[@charleshelton2345]

My buddy Called Bert "Bob Kreischer" today when talking about one of his comedy specials. The hits never stop.

[@elrodn6490]

God I love this podcast. Its so impactful.