Matt McCusker's Wild Drug Dealing Stories | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

[@arkitecwashere]

Only the Shaman could make me watch 2 bears again

[@Leo91M]

Real talk

[@loganmorton9304]

Same

[@mikew2893]

True

[@nofooter4130]

Brother, you ain't lying! Praise be the Shaman and 432 hertz

[@thisisme55555]

Facts

[@applejacks8160]

I’m glad to see Matt finally giving some of these MUCH smaller shows a little bit of attention. Praise to the Shaman, Amen.

[@spencer13461]

The presence of the shaman was too much for Bert to handle

[@jeremyweems4916]

The Shaman is the only reason I'm here.

[@danielchristopher4267]

Thank goodness it's Tim instead.

[@drone181]

Thank fucking god

[@roberthiemstra8726]

He would only talk anyways

[@JaxJangles]

Thank god

[@andrewf6111]

McCuskeru and Segura-san. The 2 best (and only) Asian podcasters.

[@daegiovanni5864]

wait, what about Santino? isn't he Bobby mudda?

[@tiffanyseybold2600]

@@daegiovanni5864😂😂😂😂

[@jaspersmith5748]

Matchew McCuskeru

[@SiAblackops2]

FOR THE DAWGS BY THE DAWGS .

[@Chickennuggets18363]

You grown adults act like kids, so weird

[@ruyijingubang582]

​@@Chickennuggets18363 you clearly ain't a dawg, so why are you yapping

[@McDoug1e]

⁠@@Chickennuggets18363 homie, your handle is Chickennuggets.. Child

[@RepairRenovateRenew]

Damn straight

[@amybrennan42]

Matt's Shaman energy and berts chaos can't be in the same room together

[@mmeyers76]

Bert doing an ad for mental health while he’s noticeably drunk from the night before never gets old. He’s so bloated it looks like his face was stung by a thousand bees.

[@theskyguy2352]

First 2 Bears I've watched in months. Tom with guest is the winning formula

[@makenzieschure168]

So glad Bert sat this one out

[@carlreijer4478]

That's not Bert?

[@easypeasy8479]

Matt’s got great energy. He works on any pod

[@Frogy005]

0:37 “WHAT’S EVERYBODY!!!” Second time he’s done that on intro lol. He’s messing with our heads!!!!

[@merfymac]

Mccusker might be lousy at making cheese plates but he's got to be one of the best podcast guests in the country. No matter who it is, conversation flows. It's the old school art of the raconteur.

[@curtisss]

Agreed, I rarely listen to/watch standup but when it comes to podcasting he's top tier, just super personable

[@tycoda1]

“What’s everybody”

[@maxineanu]

Trebble Soul Shaman vibing at 432Hz

[@Icedooitle]

This Pod needed a Shaman

[@mypawsoflove]

💯

[@TalkingThrones]

Desperately

[@tonymartinez1978]

Tom defending the CEO is the least surprising thing that’s happened this year

[@johng9095]

Need to keep the poors in check like the riff raff they are

[@estebantur1]

yikes

[@wigglinharry]

Well yeah, they shop at the same stores

[@AndySDCS]

Even Bill Burr understood the motive

[@WKRP187]

I'm sure if you made it to the top of a multi billion dollar corporation you would donate 100% of your time and pay to charity hero.

[@jackdetweiler3442]

The Shaman still beefin with the Philly parking authority

[@john_hourihan]

Tom's all "its crazy to celebrate murdering a CEO - that could have been my dad!" Lol

[@radtothebone23]

Tom knows some lunatic is scratching " poors " on a bullet.

[@kinuorthel8096]

Damn timmy really doesn't understand the hardship of the poor

[@kingsdrumming]

He's a trust fund kid what did you expect.

[@tannercollins6696]

Breaking the law is still illegal lol

[@KansasColoradoFarmer]

You beta 😂😂😂😂😂 ​@@tannercollins6696

[@TomCL-vb6xc]

@@tannercollins6696Duh, but morality and legality are very different things of course.

[@A.CamPeres]

6:55 his gun doesn’t jam… he’s using sub sonic rounds that don’t have enough force to eject the round. I would expect a serial killer to know that, nice cover Tom

[@veldin25]

Wrong, and that's not how subs work. Don't spread misinformation dummy

[@MattMillionz]

I didn't know that about subsonic rounds. I thought it was a 3D-printed throwaway type that requires it to be cycled each round. Either way, still impressive how comfortable he seemed with it (not glorifying what he did but his knowledge of firearms was above average for sure)

[@sylvestercalzone1003]

It feels like a visiting a house you used to live in coming back to this channel

[@nicksilver_music]

McCusker making the rounds this last week on all the podcasts got me in a 432htz vibrational state of mind 😂

[@nostreesnomess]

I see a Black and Hispanic father talking to each other, the world is healing❤

[@mypawsoflove]

Loved this. These 2 together was fun. Felt like old times.

[@cde1147]

Yes yes yessssssss! Love seeing Matt get out there!!!

[@ScottDopierala]

Matt is the most underrated stand up comic. I only watch 2 Bears when Burnt isn't on and this is the dream team right here.

[@MattGlizzy]

Nothing bums me out more than thinking this is a Bert-free episode, and then having him pop up in an ad read 😭

[@WKRP187]

Wow your life is great if you let that bother you!! Congrats 👏🏼

[@XsXBlaze]

Chris Rock said it best about the CEO that was killed on his SNL monologue “Sometimes drug dealers get shot”…. 😂

[@Junklogic]

Of course Tom is sympathetic towards the CEO

[@WKRP187]

He's not a jealous poor

[@DGKChoice]

No Bert and Matt! This episode is ringing at 432hz!

[@dillinghamerboy25]

55:20 shout out to King Spud 🥔 and his Thicc Traffic cone shaped Hog

[@bojiden9830]

First time ill be watching this podcast in like 2 years 😂

[@SirBobbyDuncan]

0:41 You say goofball, I say hero.

[@alextorres5839]

So happy bart’s heart gave out for this one

[@39f3r93r]

Did Tom start the podcast with “What’s Everybody”. Lmao

[@BlueStripBandido]

Tom knew what he was doing scheduling Matt while Bert was away😂

[@FishNFreshWater]

"What'sseverybody" 😅

[@thiefkeith214]

McCusker replacing Burt is probably the best Christmas gift i could have gotten. thanks Tim

[@KTSHDx]

This was he's best guest appearance. Prime shaman.

[@iplaytennislol]

Bert ads in a no Bert episode really are a jump scare

[@dopeyjoe4822]

Tom I really enjoyed how you reinvited Matt over and told him to bring that grey sweater again so you could film that first segment.

[@timodijkstra24]

We all know who the shaman is talking about at 55:18 as soon as he said he had a friend with a huge hog. The parking cone bit just confirmed it, love a shout out to spud!

[@MichaelDeFillippo8889]

7:00 his gun didn't jam twice, Tom. It's an old style gun that has to be reracked (reloaded) after each shot.

[@jmcp283]

Lol

[@PrairieDoggin2024]

Love seeing tom have a father of a strong black family on the pod

[@tylerasher8231]

Don’t forget he’s also conservative

[@RudySandoval-x5s]

Let’s go this is going to be 432hz for my ears

[@shawnchambers3416]

TWO PRODUCTIVE weeks in a row!!! Another good epi Tim. Thanks man. If I see you next week wifes gonna think I am getting proper therapy lol

[@TTML144]

11:42 Bert’s ad read 😂 I drink to get over my problems, but for you guys try Better Help 😂💀

[@isaacjoiner6502]

Even when Bert isn’t in the ep he still can’t stfu during the ad read

[@timodijkstra24]

The chemistry between Tom and the shaman is amazing! This was a great episode, wish it was longer. Tom and Matt definitely should do another episode

[@anomalyraven]

The only dawg I'd be able to pet without sneezing. God bless!

[@paulanaya2503]

Smiled so god damn hard that matt is STILL against the Philadelphia parking authority

[@charlesdyer2151]

Cutting edge commentary on current events...from last week.

[@DepthFromAbove]

You know they record multiple podcasts in one day & release them for a month, right?

[@codyyoumans4402]

Finally a reason to watch this show again. I was an avid listener of all things ymh. But now it’s just to out of touch with reality.

[@chriswitry6976]

Reason I’m up early for a first view: Poor up for work early Monday: ❎ Bert slob about to go to sleep from drinking all Sunday and facing a pizza: ✅

[@terryhughes6248]

Let's goooo with that hitter booyysss!!!

[@josemorales9047]

10% drug stories 90% dong talk

[@SirBobbyDuncan]

4:55 No no this really is good

[@mikemcaleer8015]

My exact quote when I found out… “good”

[@zane.strain]

the shamans resonance is too powerful

[@sonnyboy1618]

I couldn't Click fast enough. My god Matt is such a treasure. Dude is seriously elevated in terms of consciousness.

[@zachgalante3577]

You funny

[@griffinhemenway4192]

“What’s everybodyyyyy” 😂😂

[@SmokeSherm]

Finally a real guest and watchable ep

[@norab7432]

21:15 y’all must’ve not had any toro (fatty tuna) caught fresh in the Carolinas bc that is 😮‍💨

[@frost420ptbo]

“What’s everybody” opening line was the best ever bahahahah

[@ReKomp]

24:52 the problem is, Matt was having a pancake every morning so his blood cells didn’t see a difference lol

[@derekcorsini5211]

I swear to god if they add MSSP to their podcast conglomerate, that'll be the death bell of the good times brothers.

[@robbanuelos741]

P sure MSSP patreon alone makes more than all of YMH studios podcasts do combined. Idk why Matt and Shane would take a huge pay cut to line Tom and Bert’s pockets lmao

[@tiffanydavis9003]

Now that sickler pointed out Enny's "editing style", I can't unsee or unhear it. You're a legend, dude.

[@Whiteboyhippyhop]

First episode I've enjoyed in a while.thanks matt

[@allanjim3]

This is a fun banger! 😂

[@jordanpalma5975]

whats everybody opening line got me lmao

[@singin4evermore]

The intro for his dates where he said “what’s everybody” instead of what’s up everybody” drives me bonkers

[@asidfishy]

This room is rippling at 432hz blessed are the dawgs

[@corythurman9448]

Taking a shot every time Tom says “like”

[@johnwatson11218]

52 now, sometimes I ride my bike to the skatepark, then I take off my helmet to skate, then put it back on to bike home.

[@thomastaylorjr.6366]

Big ups skateboarding, eating meat and veggies

[@zuhgzuhg]

The Dawgs and Jeans have both been blessed. Blurt is afk and the Shaman is in Tom's cave, win-win Cheers boys

[@ciancoughlan2690]

Opening line… “What’s Everybody”

[@trealexander4808]

I saw Matt in the thumbnail and INSTANTLY clicked lol. He’s just naturally Extremely funny and genuine.

[@Dom-ir8hi]

Matt doing podcasts with every comedian on the planet except Shane.

[@MMARLZ]

Thank God Bert is out for this one. And any others where he isn’t present.

[@FinallyAlmino]

I'd like to say it's the same way here in Norway. We're known for not being open nor particularly friendly, but if you straight up ask any of us for help you'd be extremely unlucky to get a no. Idk why exactly, but I think it might come from some old norm because I feel compelled to help a foreigner in my land no matter what I was doing. And I have btw, I've gladly taken backpackers inn to sleep on my couch, given directions and money or rides to others who asked for it. Sharing feels nice 😊

[@redheadedjohn]

This might be the biggest/ best chill guy podcast of all time.

[@brodieadams7926]

Skateboard, meat and veggies 😂

[@tbruce5562]

Bring Matt on more, you guys vibe well together. And he’s way less irritating

[@shaunmoss1915]

Always nice to see Burt sit one out

[@troypaskert685]

Another pod starting off hot by talking about “the craft.” Never gets boring, always hilarious.

[@Absentfear_]

Best ep in a while!

[@phildutton168]

The way Matt explains the energy of Baltimore people in general……. ”Real a fight just ended energy.”

[@philconner86]

" I hope you mother gets cancer" then Bert with the BetterHelp ad! hahahahhaa

[@jinks777]

Havent clicked on a YMH vid in a long ass time. Only the Shaman could bring me back.

[@pennyboard1345]

2 weeks in a row without bart, it's a christmas miracle

[@samgibbs8659]

The burp during the door dash add was pretty cool man

[@Pizza-km1wf]

Matt keeping this pod alive

[@bryantmurphy2629]

Bert on this pod with Matt could've possibly been the worst episode 2 Bears ever put out to the public. Thank you, Tom, for having a good discussion with the one, and only shaman. The fans appreciate it!

[@juliehalabi8464]

Love these 2❤

[@LordKonig1]

"This is a civilized society" Profits over people. Real civilized, Tim.

[@Gavingamingandvlogs15]

Luigi’s gun was a bolt-action hand gun, it didn’t jam

[@jmcp283]

Lol

[@Scottaaa]

Printed ghost gun

[@mikeroch1037]

No, he didn’t have the suppressor mounted properly, causing it to jam.

[@bradyjamesmusic]

Now this I can handle

[@kubatomczyk1801]

Matt has me following him on pods i left behind...it s like your fave fun friend taking you on a bar hopping night filled with your xs lol

[@LgCarbs]

The burp during the doordash plug was hilarious 😂

[@innerted6693]

Tim watching endless videos of people getting hurt and dying: lol right John when CEO gets killed: WHOA CIVILIZED SOCIETY