Chocolate Covered Potato Chips Strawberries Almonds Espresso Beans (episode 113)

[@yousuckatcooking]

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[@martz8342]

his voice has gotten so naturally sarcastic so I cant tell if he's serious or not

[@GrogMindwhip]

Perhaps he's turned into Todd from BoJack Horseman.That would also explain the ingenuity. Hooray!

[@alexandresobreiramartins9461]

I'm afraid he's never been serious. Or at least I like to think so.

[@Senseshouldbesocommon]

He's being sarcastic?

[@streptopelias8444]

r/wooosh

[@datboi7197]

@@Senseshouldbesocommon Always has been.

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Neighbors: “ *Honey, the crazy man is rolling oranges on the street again* “

[@MatthewMilton]

Should I quit youtube my friends keep making fun of me for it

[@chubs7176]

Matt Milton I’m gonna answer in the most rudest way Bc you said something irrelevant but I’ll answer. Either one have a low ass self esteem and care what those friends say and quit what you want to do or actually be fucking smart and not listen to them and keep on doing what you love.

[@reneebear3641]

Matt Milton yes.

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@@MatthewMilton, you should find better friends

[@ryan-zd4jm]

Matt Milton yes

[@DoodleChaos]

Best Rube Goldberg machine I've ever seen

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

You Suck at Cooking should be called You Suck at Rube Goldberg Machines because no one is as good as this.

[@teemo-kawaii3423]

That's gonna be the best engineer I've ever seen

[@Hermititis]

True. Few others actually phase objects through buildings.

[@rend3ring]

I know it makes no sense technically.. but a collab would be the coolest thing ever.

[@aboveaveragecat44]

Oh hi.

[@misty7087]

This man is so fluent in sarcasm, even his sarcasm doesn't know if he is serious or sarcastic.

[@MetrioGaming_]

Smol Bean I don’t even know what’s serious and what’s not. *how do I cook these things??*

[@A1Loveislife]

Smol Bean nice

[@moodymoods9261]

@@MetrioGaming_ sameee

[@catgirl4499]

Are you a gay or it just a rainbow

[@isawadelapradera6490]

@@catgirl4499 what the FLYING FUCK is wrong with you? you and everyone like you legitimately disgust me

[@voznesenskyy]

"I have no idea why I'm pouring this coffee into a bowl." At least he's being honest.

[@starfireonvf]

It was aesthetically pleasing though.

[@d.o.p.d.o.p.1775]

@Noneur Bizzn Yes. We need more positive comments like these.

[@d.o.p.d.o.p.1775]

No oppression! Yes honesty!

[@one-eye_plant]

i feel like he made this cause he bought a tiny laundry set.

[@dragonxred]

What better use is there for it if not for this.

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

Now it's a work expense so he can get a tax write-off. Smart.

[@ZeDoktor-wm6kf]

Your profile picture goes well with your comment

[@trishaasuncion9925]

😂

[@speediskey3856]

No he made this as an excuse to buy a tiny laundry set

[@aaronius932]

"Mommy there's a man outside recording himself walking his orange on a skateboard" "Wot"

[@RanEncounter]

@Noneur Bizzn So umm can you pass me the weed?

[@d.o.p.d.o.p.1775]

@Noneur Bizzn Oh wait, you posted the same comment on this thread too huh? Whoopsies.

[@theamhway]

Disgostang

[@aaronius932]

Ehh just flag Noneur for spam, they're not wrong but still don't spam

[@d.o.p.d.o.p.1775]

@@aaronius932 As long as their message was genuine, I'm fine with it.

[@HartSickle]

I think there is an error with the sponsor's website. I can't find the powerstone-crushed option.

[@yousuckatcooking]

oh okay I'll pass that along

[@unholyravioli989]

A mistake: My basketball fell on a knife and metamorphosised into 30 lemons instead of 8 oranges.

[@The_Great_Wrennicles_the_IV]

Damn. I guess you'll just have to start all over now. Maybe you could vacuum up the lemons and let the pressure recompress them back.

[@sillykavat]

Welp, when life gives you lemons-

[@gankmojo8538]

@@sillykavat "- don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons; what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down ... with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down." - Cave Johnson, CEO and Founder of Aperture Science Laboratories

[@alaricsan7164]

can we all just take a minute to appreciate how much time and effort he puts into his videos

[@JH-xc6en]

Yes

[@AxxLAfriku]

GAGAGAGAGAAGAG this is wonderful! PRANK! It is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. GAGAGAGAG! But I am happy again because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I make cool YT videos with them! Good evening, love and peace, dear alar

[@pegasus_2137]

That's why I'm here, watching his videos.

[@pegasus_2137]

@@AxxLAfriku Please consult a doctor, a stroke is pretty dangerous.

[@aosikadlihe8472]

But only one minute, we don't want to put as much effort into it

[@seungjaelee6100]

His sarcasm is so good I can't tell if he's joking, or if he's secretly trying to know my 12 digit credit card numbers and my address

[@exosproudmamabear558]

He definitely knows.

[@ruthr.8496]

This comment is underrated. 10/10

[@breakfast3006]

But what are they tho?

[@kayagorzan]

Indeed

[@bflavasonthetrack]

Pimblakto has electrofiltrated the dnc and knows all

[@nlnjawacky]

The hardest part of watching this channel is to tell when he is joking and when he is being for real

[@yousuckatcooking]

Okay lemme break it down for you; the hair dryer trick actually works

[@martz8342]

@@yousuckatcooking better not be lying, I got a got date in 5

[@emevyleboyles309]

Lol

[@bluuspeaker5245]

@@martz8342 it's been five minutes, tell me how it goes

[@user-be4cv6gj5q]

@@martz8342 youre gonns want to make a rube goldberg machine

[@Aubriel]

I see that now we've dipped all our fruit and nuts in chocolate, we are now graduating to vegetables. Humankind really is brilliant.

[@irunamuk]

I just found this channel and I’m CRYING watching these videos. I had anticipated watching informative videos today to attempt to better myself.. Sadly those plans have been obliterated with the discovery of this channel. Thanks You Suck

[@yousuckatcooking]

you're welcome :) Also the recipes are real if you still want to learn

[@joethomas5528]

no no, these are the best quality cooking videos that have ever existed

[@Robyamdam]

that was the most surreal rube Goldberg machine I've ever seen

[@4dultw1thj0b]

I'm still waking up and it took me a bit to realize the orange was moving backwards afhshf

[@aleksy8960]

Amount of effort that was put is this video is incredible.

[@pavlezuljevic4218]

Same comment in every video ngl...

[@instaboost33]

for sure! but hey that comment is w try

[@hotlinecrush]

I’m sad we didn’t get to see a full potato dipped in chocolate recipe

[@AW-nz4gl]

Part 2!

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

I was hoping for chocolate dipped in chocolate.

[@Patterrz]

Can I put myself inside the chocolate cluster

[@ILikeCHEEZ9]

anything is possible with faith trust and pixie dust......and fuckton of chocolate

[@RanEncounter]

The problem is you are too hot (😉) to be covered in chocolate because it will melt. There are ways to reduce your body temperature so that you can be covered with chocolate. One way is to not be alive when dipping in chocolate.

[@satan9487]

yes

[@yaggy3818]

Patterrz yes

[@morgansmith1529]

no

[@gagekemsley7236]

Maybe he doesn't play the song now because we don't suck at cooking anymore.

[@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522]

We don't? That's great because I was about to go to Mickie Ds. Since I can make anything now, I'm feeling....sushi. I just figured he left it out because he got tired of reminding us.

[@mathiselvam3140]

*hits with stick* say that again in front of father and see what happens

[@AppL12334]

Youre good at cooking yeah you totally rock

[@jamesr.2017]

Two episodes in a month? Has Christmas come early, or is something wrong?

[@j-bq5nc]

James R. it’s probably because this video is sponsored and had to be out by a certain date

[@cyanmanta]

And me with out a Santaloupe...

[@calentynes]

ysac,, blink twice if you’re being held at gunpoint-

[@ivana.946]

No the quality of the video has gone down

[@josephferencz6063]

was thinking that

[@funk3nst3in]

thank you for confirming my sucking at cooking in these trying times

[@yousuckatcooking]

you're welcome

[@CantThinkOfAName1]

Ive been making potato chips wrong my whole life..

[@takafumii1371]

This is not useless at all

[@Dumb-bejad007]

wait, you can make that? I thought we have to buy it

[@joesucksatd2]

I really don't think you have

[@CantThinkOfAName1]

Joe Burrows, Just buy it from the store and put it into a bowl. And say you’ve made it

[@soapysalad5538]

This man makes so many jokes I thought he was kidding about a sponsor

[@petermeyer9104]

My favorite part was the absolute miss that was the harpoon shot, ye chocolate dipping landlubber

[@yousuckatcooking]

HOW DARE YOU

[@joshuanauth5464]

.

[@MJFish]

They’ve done it before... they will probably do it again!

[@Bayoll]

It's both chocolate too Interesting...

[@FloWoodEnT123]

I noticed it immediately lol

[@cowchow4284]

I just watched babish’s video and this appeared in my notifications

[@apocollama]

Was going through the comments to see if anyone else noticed

[@silvertheorist]

The ball pit - handmade MCD bag portal continuity FLOORED me. Soooooo when are we creating a YSAC Cinematic Universe again?

[@Bartoc1988]

We are already part of it. The whole sea is hot sauce!

[@finisherm0ve]

The egg trampoline too

[@rlvids9889]

And the wall the egg cop investigated

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

I'm waiting for the return of Pimblokto, which is definitely going to happen at some point.

[@breakfast3006]

Congrats on the dude rollbird machine. So proud it finally worked!

[@yousuckatcooking]

thanks! I love making cube holdword machines

[@PenguinLord10]

@@yousuckatcooking Nothing better than a rude holegurt machine.

[@waytoobiased]

Confirmed: the ballpit is canon.

[@ChicSeraphim]

I haven't laughed this hard in years. 🤣🤣🤣

[@yousuckatcooking]

:)

[@mrnapkin2514]

:)

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:)

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:)

[@YellowSabre]

[@adfadfasefasefadsf]

I gave my strawberries barbells for strength training, but they lack motivation and haven't even touched them. I don't know what to do now. :( Edit: It's been almost 2 weeks. I gave them some space as you recommended and I've finally started to see progress! My chocolate has bloomed and is completely inedible at this point, but I don't even care because I'm so proud of the little guys. I'm not even gonna eat them. I'm just going to let them do their thing and become the best, most jacked strawberries they can be.

[@yousuckatcooking]

they'll only use them when they're ready

[@adfadfasefasefadsf]

@@yousuckatcooking thanks for the help. I'll update my comment when I see progress.

[@spudpud-T67]

As a personal instructor I've had the pleasure of training many a fruit. Due to the lack of appendages bar-bells is a hard one for them to start on. May I suggest a great way to initiate fruit fitness is swimming. Try just bobbing first then with gentle encouragement move to laps. I have even heard of a bowl kiwis only just missing out on making the Olympic synchronized swim team qualification.

[@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522]

You make a strawberry smoothie

[@d.o.p.d.o.p.1775]

Dancing is the best exercise: therapeutic, fun, and effective. Hm, all you need to do is throw the strawberries in the sky to the beat of "You'll Gonna Go Far, Kid" (The Offspring). As long as you let them throw you up too, it sounds like the perfect opportunity to build up their trust with you as a human being. Carpe diem. Viva la loca.

[@gothixdino]

Rube Goldberg turning around in his grave because you've perfected his mashine

[@FirstNameLastName-ex1ru]

Cant tell if you're joking with that spelling

[@isorlaxgames1531]

Same rubgold burg from another vid

[@boitaho]

It's Roob Gullbeer dumdum.

[@ICULooking]

muh sheen

[@bryanl9769]

The elegance, the smoothness, I am in absolute sheer awe of this splendid film.

[@michealjackson8716]

Pee poop loo reevttt

[@avidreader2316]

Dude, the effort that you put into editing these videos does NOT go unseen, seriously.

[@0907pp5]

this guy can quite literally make any ad funny and enjoyable

[@JDsVarietyChannel]

3:57 Tutorial not included for puncturing potato chips without breakage. I want a refund.

[@nonfique429]

you powerstone crush them and assemble the pieces back leaving a small gap in the center of the upper half of the chip don't confuse yourself and leave the gap on the lower half of the chip because there isn't a planet where the gravity pulls objects upwards

[@bcdm999]

It's there, you just have to watch it at 2.25x playback speed to see it

[@Kemecgabriel]

you wet them with a single drop of water right on the spot you want to make a hole and then push a needle through when it's soft, then let it dry back and boom! perfect hole without breaking the chip!* *this is theoretical and came to me when I read this question, methodology never tested before, proceed at your own discretion.

[@James-wy8ej]

No one's questioning the fact he strung up potato chips by putting the string THROUGH the chip? 3:58

[@d.o.p.d.o.p.1775]

Le shooketh

[@PickledPlums]

I don’t know how you could do that without shattering the chip!

[@drkrishnap]

You can do that if it's homemade chips. Put the string, then fry

[@hobgoblin8038]

Oh dang, good to see your Rube Goldberg skills improved since ramen salad.

[@yousuckatcooking]

ty

[@chickenpower5732]

the amount of continuity this man has is insurmountable

[@shavacado2167]

I’ve completely forgotten about this channel since like maybe 4-6 years and now I’m glad I found it again

[@Oskier94]

If this guy would be making ''how to make a cup of water'' he would spend eternity on little details Easter eggs and stuff. So much effort what the heck man

[@sen2781]

u can also get potato chips by keeping them in the dark until they start to shake from fear and then scare them, they'll fall apart

[@katsukibakugo6006]

Fun fact: this works with humans too(dont ask how I figured this out) MMMM BLOOD CHIPS

[@MrUnpredicatable21]

Katsuki Bakugo uhm ... 0.O

[@vidzeerox]

But I believe in ethical slicing!!!

[@calentynes]

instructions unclear: i started a slavery establishment for irish men

[@sk8erduck377]

his calm nature scares me *nothing this year has been calm*

[@hepcatliz]

It's the Trade™ coffee ;D

[@raminahmed4476]

thank you for putting commas in the title so you don't confuse viewers on what the video is about

[@morgansmith1529]

I love that this is in the playlist chocolate covered everything. Implying there's gonna be more

[@CantThinkOfAName1]

3:58 imagine his roommate walking in on him carefully putting strings through chocolate covered potato chips

[@hoppyfroggy4826]

“The surprise is that you already know what’s in it” - Underrated joke right there

[@rundyftw]

“You can buy potato chips in a bag” yeah right.

[@Lemoncholy7]

I’m currently mourning the fact that I never knew about this channel until today. I’ve been deprived

[@sanacher101]

Its like how to basic but with a wisp of a humor and not that violent

[@valencehockey1668]

Yeah

[@Tag_the_3RD]

People: *make fun of me* We are just joking Me: it’s ok Deep down: CERTIFIED SENSITIVE

[@patrick0547729]

I see he's improved on his Rube Goldberg machine making skills.

[@traviscoleman8427]

so good, he breaks the physical laws

[@cranficc3901]

but his helicopter skills have really gone by the wayside

[@dhio9615]

Idk man rolling the potato across a cutting board seems easier by me .

[@bouboulroz]

You can also gain a lot of time by hitting a potato in the chocolate bowl to turn it directly into chocolate chips. But it's a bit messy to recover them after.

[@yousuckatcooking]

wow good technique. but I'd never do it because I don't like to make a mess

[@qcompressed1409]

That piano music at the end was beautiful

[@anyaklum8757]

I don't know which is better: the old rube golberg machine that fails at every turn, or this one which works when it really shouldn't

[@gpdu57]

That Rube Goldberg machine worked perfectly, best one I've seen so far!

[@yousuckatcooking]

ty I spent a lot of time studying physics to make it work

[@gpdu57]

@@yousuckatcooking You made a lot of progress since the crispy ramen salad episode!

[@JerryBlane]

Dammit YSAC was replying to comments and I missed it 😭

[@yousuckatcooking]

Well get here sooner next time

[@gooi3496]

To bad you missed out

[@davidcao997]

Jim Pickens well, he did not lol

[@benjigirl1971]

David Cao woosh

[@gooi3496]

@@benjigirl1971 didn't use woosh correctly he was adding onto the joke

[@hazardous401]

No matter how many millions of views your videos get, it'll never be enough to make up for this genius

[@jonspell88]

I've listened to the name of the treat at 3:50 about 6 times, and I still can't repeat it. It's wonderful. Chocolalmondcoffeetatoberrycrunch surprise ? Easier when written out.

[@TheGroundedCoffee]

I love how the edited rube goldberg probably took more time to make than an actual rube goldberg.

[@Vinkie]

Which oddly makes it a better rube goldberg machine. Perfection.

[@225Perfect]

Said almost the exact same thing before I saw this comment. I like how you think.

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

But it really saved time with dipping the potato chip in the chocolate.

[@Vinkie]

@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 Can't argue with that.

[@TheGroundedCoffee]

@@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 preach

[@maryamhelmy5748]

why do I wanna try this like some forbidden fruit

[@yousuckatcooking]

go ahead...give in

[@exosproudmamabear558]

@@yousuckatcooking Ok Lucifer.

[@katekell7269]

That Rube Goldberg segment was really impressive. I can't imagine how long it took.

[@comik300]

The fact that he brought back the laundry basket/happy meal box for the rube goldberg machine is masterclass

[@Man-lw5ik]

0:22 That actually made me stop for a second and say “wait does that actually work?”

[@princepeyton2488]

My god the world if it did tho

[@joethomas5528]

i love the sound of a chocolalmond coffeetato berry crunch surprise

[@amaliaandrone6585]

3:16 this mad lad made a drying rack out of toothpicks and bits of wood so he can make a joke

[@tetraploid5000]

for real though he has dedication

[@Audrey-hm6sx]

My sister and I used to melt a bowl of chocolate chips and dip salt ‘n vinegar chips in it like a forbidden fondue

[@Phalxxx]

The reversing of the sound when taking the heat-safe bowl back off was SO subtle but awesome. Little touches like this make YSAC from 'really really great' to 'class act'. IMO

[@Aeghf]

*its good to know he has a Blonde wig sitting around.*

[@obliviouspotato8545]

After all this time, the Rube Goldbert machine finally works in a way that makes sense

[@brianleon12]

I was going to watch Sohla make tempered chocolate but this seems more scientific and certified sensitive.

[@autumnleaving]

Finally after the Crispy Ramen Salad episode we get to see his Rube Goldberg machine work

[@orlandog5874]

113 episodes, wow, I remember the first few, the avocado, the breakfast sandwich, the yams, so many good memories, I miss them, I jus wanna go back😔maybe someday everything will go back to those days

[@Nora-ks2sq]

This man puts a ridiculous amount of effort in his videos and I salute and respect that.

[@RamenNoodle1985]

Holy crap the editing is on point! Also, I love that today I'd play with chocolate day! Babish had Sohla on today to help him learn how to temper chocolate (and dip things in it!)

[@mnbearpig]

My man has lost the plot, and i'm here for it. The slow decline into madness has finally reached it's peak!

[@stevemattero1471]

I didn't know I needed to try a Chocolalmond Coffee-tato Berrycrunch Surprise. But now I will not rest until I have this experience

[@BlackBird26]

At this point I think we can all agree that we don’t care about cooking we are here to listen to him talk and sick editing

[@ceeepreemee2593]

Is there a support group for people who found this guy recently, binge watched all the episodes, and then have to come to terms with the reality of only one episode every few weeks? There really should be. I mean... i was not prepared

[@DemonKyle]

2:25 I see Devin is still leaving his pants laying around.

[@EdwinSarkissian]

Love ur work lol, so funny 😂

[@jeremyd2676]

We've seen wall smashing and auto-chopping, but this was only the beginning of his editing powers...

[@missalexx1982]

As far as I'm concerned, you are making the best content on the internet right now!

[@benza999]

the amount of effort in this vdo is what we all need in 2020

[@johnorgovan5259]

Choked on my drink when he said "work that rim"

[@glaciersnw]

if my date isn’t hot, will the hair dryer trick still work? asking for a friend

[@yousuckatcooking]

it works for any temperature date

[@4crx]

3:58 so we just not gonna talk about that? Aight then

[@kingocheese6633]

How- Just how did he get such perfect holes without any breaks?

[@TheZanzibarMan]

The call-backs to previous jokes in The YSAC Cinematic Universe were great.

[@apxllo8734]

Flashbacks to the ballpit

[@skad01nk33]

He finally got the machine down

[@daniellequaglia9652]

I didn't know noise-canceling headphones would make chip bags less noisy! I will have to submit this to 5 min life hacks

[@silvertheorist]

how DARE you trade in community secrets! I'll have you sued!

[@sarahross975]

"Potato chips are made of potatoes" Ah yes, the floor here is made of floor

[@bucsrbeast7116]

Early asff, I’ll make them for breakfast

[@yousuckatcooking]

now we're talking

[@bucsrbeast7116]

You Suck At Cooking HELLL YA!, dip it in you’re coffee 👀

[@siyacer]

@@yousuckatcooking now we're cumming

[@siyacer]

@fdjk hkjl finally someone acknowledges my sansness

[@itshisfault3782]

Ysac had a promising career as a editor and a chef and decided to do both :D

[@Spritzine]

Okay but can we PLEASE talk about the GODLIKE STOPMOTION AND EDITING IN THIS LIKE THE AMOUNT OF EFFORT THAT GOES INTO THESE VIDEOS-

[@wallflee]

1:20 Finaly a face reveal

[@kimchi5049]

i love this channel a whole,,, *choco-lot* I'll see myself out shortly.

[@ramdobe9276]

Imagine his wife yelling at him for making a mess out of kitchen 😂...

[@LeuBlue]

Yeah 😂

[@alessandrofinocchi5608]

That's sexist! Why do you think he has a kitchen?

[@ramdobe9276]

Thats not sexist dude! Thats just *couples*.. 😝

[@dohaalkabash5864]

I love this channel. It teaches me easy snacks for the first time. I can use your recipes whenever I'm bored of my traditional Lebanese food. Thank you

[@rubynorman8868]

the quality of these videos. this man deserves an award i