[YTP] Become a Snononeys frarf

Do you consider it a possibility to secure a burger elsewhere? You are mistaken.

[@jonathaanv_]

"When you come to shoney's.. You're going to the hospital" What a deal!

[@ZenMonkeyGod]

That's what happens when you innocently try their special Semen Sauce!

[@chasemishio1781]

Are you kidding? That's the best part!

[@lylerivas9647]

This is a sexy story.

[@TheGlitchGuy957]

Shoney's is built on American cemeteries.

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

Where else can you get a burger?

[@fushigiman140]

Hope they don't get hauted by ghosts

[@CecilyCampbell]

Years ago, we ate Shoney's from the inside out. We replaced fresh ingredients with frozen barf.

[@matthewschwartz2225]

Or click frarf

[@williambrock3349]

Lee Pasquali probably at my grandmas house

[@MiyukiShirayama]

"Giving syphilis to our community is part of our core values."

[@loganmohler737]

Sus!

[@sprtsfanatic1]

@@loganmohler737 very sus!

[@saxongreen78]

They have an important business synergy with Crustal Poopsy: 'Our goal is to sodomise consumers.'

[@ZeroFische]

Hello Miyuki raccoon

[@Bluetailvappy]

I guess this is why if you are going to Shoney's, you are going to the hospital.

[@ShadowOfTheVoid]

"SYEEYS, SHOOHS, ENONEYS" I lost it at that part.

[@coronelfalk]

the way he says so casually "enoneys" *breaks* me

[@Bulldog2824]

But they also edited the sign to say that too!

[@thecianinator]

@@Bulldog2824 The sign is what killed me Also, 0:32 because I keep coming back for it

[@Sm0keSome]

I remember going to shoney's as a kid eating the buffet and later throwing up in the bathroom. childhood memories

[@Hogstuff]

That reminds me: We used to have a Shoney's where I live and supposedly they used bags of ice instead of a proper cooling system for their salad bar. The place is now closed and the building has been untouched for almost 4 years.

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

Well now we know where they got the frozen barf.

[@timmy841212]

I probably only ate there about three times lol

[@hansonel]

@@orlandowordsmith6208 They're recycling the food and saving on cost. Those toilets are connected to the food storage units :O

[@thecianinator]

I went to a Shoney's just to see what it was like, didn't realize it was a buffet. Was confused when the waitress referred to it as a "fresh food bar", we had a good laugh about how they made her call it that. Anyway, the food was forgettable.

[@dc619]

"Growney's is Showing"

[@naturesfinest4871]

The Proud Husky!

[@Billd0z3r]

... *freerf*

[@DoctorZombo]

I'm so glad groney's is showing

[@Fnidner]

mazel tov!

[@Randomizer92mx]

That is a great sex story

[@verbulent_flow6229]

@@Randomizer92mx You can ride us hard

[@youisiaint]

I used to do this when I was a kid with a dual-deck tape player, using radio commercials, Jerky Boys albums, and the Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark audiobook as source material. I used to wonder why it made me laugh hysterically and now I know why. It’s because tons and tons of time and meticulous editing are needed to create the dumbest most random juvenile what-the-fuck potty-humor ever.

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

I had a kid's toy recording device called a "Babble" that did similar things. Clearly some of us find stuff like this innately funny. 👍

[@thecianinator]

Where there's smoke, they pinch back!

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

@@thecianinator Because KZbin is where the poop is!

[@TheSepticFoundry]

Enoney's is built on American cemeteries? Well, that explains the food tasting like dirt and corpse.

[@diamondtrapeze]

I found a Skull while I was fucking a strawberry pie

[@sen-te8oq]

hey can i join the Bad Cocks?

[@shawnfields266]

Oracle 299 sounds like a gang. Sure!

[@MrJimbojamez]

All topped with their legendary cum saas

[@Wavemaninawe]

@@diamondtrapeze Lucky bastard.

[@redroversk]

I love their polterburgers, you only get that flavor from being built on top of a genuine cemetery.

[@candied_meme8610]

redroversk "shoneys is built on American cemeteries"

[@thecianinator]

I like the frozen barf!

[@TheSameYellowToy]

The only time in my life I've had food poisoning is also the only time in my life I've eaten at Shoney's. It was right before Christmas too, so my family spent our Christmas puking everywhere. This YTP is extremely accurate.

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

Did you freeze the barf and return it to Shoney's for their salad bar?

[@Bulldog2824]

I love how the waitresses voices sounded so similar, they were able to take “turkey club” and turn it into “semen tub”

[@KryptiikFoxx]

…bub.

[@thecianinator]

Holy shit, I didn't even realize there was more than one waitress

[@Youhavenopowerherelucas]

My dad's a cosmetic surgeon and 'hand-cut mistakes' is what he calls his patients.

[@neptune9647]

Nowhere else can you get a burger. Sandwich. Cake. Or salad.

[@hankarmas]

What's unique about Shoneys is the fact that they actually cook food.

[@thecianinator]

Plus, you can't get a hamburger, sandwich, or salad anywhere else.

[@cckiller0053]

And now Shoneys is better than Starbucks

[@JCondorYTPs]

Plus they’re that phuccin American sht, yum

[@92days]

I've never heard of Shoneys until now.

[@wherearemypowers]

Same here, and this video makes me think it's horrible

[@ShadowOfTheVoid]

They're mostly in the southeastern U.S., with a few locations in the Midwest. There hasn't been one in my area in quite a few years, but last time I ate there I remember them being pretty good. At least their breakfast was good.

[@ziginox]

The only time I've ever heard of it, was a creepy bear on a billboard in Pennsylvania (iirc) at a nearly right-angle turn on the interstate.

[@timmy841212]

@@ShadowOfTheVoid We had one where I lived in NC but it’s since closed down.

[@hamtaro126]

Shoneys is what all true warriors strive for!

[@JensenStiles]

h126the3rd Dinner!

[@FranFJB]

“This is a Great Sex Story”

[@FusionDeveloper]

It's the "Every company is like no other company, because they have the most dedicated and passionate workers" paradox.

[@andrewholmes3116]

But they're cooking food!

[@shawnfields2369]

@@andrewholmes3116 True. But they also give you syphilis, and the frozen barf taste!

[@spectolder8536]

Unironically the funniest moment in the video is the teen going on about how they do SoMeThInG uNiQuE with a smash cut to the most basic fast food dishes known to man

[@Mr.SpaceBurger]

Holy shit forgot about this...thank you again and please come back.

[@toofast4satan]

"We replaced fresh ingredients with frozen barf." I would expect nothing less

[@TriumphantPenguin2]

That goddamn stutter loop at 0:05... sets the mood for the insanity ahead well. 😆

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

Shoneys is built on American cemeteries.

[@shawnfields2369]

Well; now we know where they get the frozen barf taste from...

[@magnified111]

Shoneys' are built on American cemeteries! I wanna go right now and git me their signature Jizzburger. Goddamnit, I'm trying to comment from my phone and it keeps correcting words like Jizzburger!

[@thecianinator]

You need to go to Burger Chef and talk to Shitburger the werewolf

[@nicklespale22]

"Years ago, we ate Shoney's from the inside out" ....i had to kinda try and figure out what that meant for a sec

[@mida8261]

I've been waiting for the day a restaurant would give me syphilis. So glad Shoney's can provide! It truly is a great sex story!

[@ToxPhy]

It's better than Starbucks, though I don't see how that's relevant.

[@coronelfalk]

"with delicious breast."

[@Laxhoop]

"Emotionally speaking honey, Shoney's is my home." Can't wait for season 3 to really start.

[@Laxhoop]

Wow, this aged poorly. I hated season 3.

[@magnified111]

"We replaced fresh ingredients with frozen barf!!" I'm fuckin wheezing right now!!!! It's always good to rewatch everything to re-catch those jokes you might have missed or forgotten about!!

[@ginamolina820]

magnified111 Why wouldn’t you want to eat frozen barf? It’s a sensation, dude!

[@5roundsrapid263]

Wheezing? Get your inhaler now!

[@Zenlore6499]

Me, a citizen of New Hampshire: weird, I’ve never heard of this. Must be something out west. The map: literally EVERY state EXCEPT NH.

[@jakeharrison2000]

0:53-0:56 We replaced fresh ingredients with frozen barf. Sounds delicious.

[@BlueShoeMagoo]

Shoney’s is built on American cemeteries

[@NoahReadsSlowly]

Grownies is showing gets me every time.

[@bentstrider]

No wonder why Rick Sanchez likes to eat here.

[@Grellman]

NP used a DBZ joke? Huh really expanding his horizons. Or, closing them? Seriously though, spot on sentence mixing. "Built on American cemetaries."

[@wilberforce95]

so many great quotes in this shit. "Shoney's is built on American cemeteries." "We replaced fresh ingredients with frozen barf." "Groney's is showing. This is a great sex story."

[@SecondOpinionMan]

What the fuck is a Shoneys? We dont have this out west.

[@SerialK1986]

I tried to click FrerF, but nothing happened. :/

[@NielsenTV]

antiswattt3 You have to use the sas in order to get any possible sus, out of your sis

[@NielsenTV]

antiswattt3 Yey, SnenS for tha SnanSeS

[@Zice033]

I've actually eaten at a Shoney's before. (There's one a couple towns over from where I live) The food is actually pretty good as far as chain sit down family restaurants go.

[@wherearemypowers]

I agree

[@matthewowens455]

There food is standing out on the street

[@thecianinator]

I went to a Shoney's once too, and the food was all right. But when I went in the restaurant, it looked like Shit City.

[@Edsecondstocomply]

Schoneys is built on American cemeteries

[@danielahealy]

So, what's next on the poop list? Golden Corral?

[@alanrickmanfan27agirlnotab71]

That's an excellent idea! I wish YTPers would do this! 🙂

[@shawnfields2369]

@@Nostalkersallowedkarmaisreal I'd preferably, just balance 3 steak knives on my head...honestly. If I could tell you the truth about them, that is...but sadly, I only know about how they've replaced ingredients with frozen barf, but not WHAT their frozen barf tastes like, but i bet you, its probably awful. Just saying...

[@gamecheater8033]

We replaced fresh food with frozen barf.

[@wiiviewsnumba1fan]

Shoney's is built on American cemeteries!

[@loganmohler737]

This is terrifyingly beautiful

[@deweywsu]

I so wish Noisepuppet would feed us some fresh manna. Where has he gone?

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

Check out Dooting Days and Donuts, just posted a couple weeks ago!

[@deadchannel.6038]

S'YE^EY'S SHOSH ENONEY'S

[@ANDR3alfaro]

This is a great sex story!

[@PoisonousPen]

Shonosh, replacing fresh ingredients with frozen barf and giving syphilis to our communities.

[@NoahReadsSlowly]

Shoneys is doing something unique: cooking food.

[@SouthwesternEagle]

Dude, your YTPs absolutely KILL me!!! X'D My stomach hurts from laughing so much! XD

[@METALMARK1000]

mr noisepuppet i beg you come back

[@TheBadBuffalo]

Built on America's cemeteries, just the way I like it

[@Mattteus]

I think I just got syphilis from thinking about Shoney's... and I'm not even a frarf!

[@darknesskingsized8996]

If Shoney's is an American tradition why have I never heard of it until today?

[@madizzle90]

I don't know how old you are, but Shoney's used to be a lot more widespread than they are now. They're primarily in the southeast now.

[@5roundsrapid263]

Madizzle90 They used to be huge! They even had hotels at one point.

[@thecianinator]

@@5roundsrapid263 What? A buffet with a hotel? Really? What was that like? And why?

[@matthewowens455]

Because it’s a amazing sex story

[@tncorgi92]

​@@thecianinatorOur Shoney's didn't have a hotel but I remember Howard Johnson's used to. The Shoney's in my current town closed 5 years ago for "remodeling" but never re-opened. The sign is still there, covered by vines and weeds.

[@bachaddict]

hand-cut mistakes and wild cocs 😋

[@noisepuppet]

And our seamen tub

[@Roflstab]

@@noisepuppetyou’re alive! Your videos are genuinely my comfort vids. I have to watch a few each night before bed.

[@kiranorazinnecker]

I thought schoneys was just a joke for Rick and Morty

[@vacuumboy6.0]

0:04 waitress.Exe has stopped working

[@RepublicMobile]

"Shoney's is built on American Cemeteries"

[@TheBcoolGuy]

Shoney's is a real place!

[@Ilovewashers]

"Shoneys is built on American Cemetery's" LOl enjoy Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner while tending to your loved ones grave.

Now that you mention it there really is nowhere else you can f%$k a strawberry pie.

[@bubblt]

"We'll just tell your mother we ate it."

[@thecianinator]

Now there is a permanent association in my mind between this YTP and the titular scene from American Pie, well done you genius

[@returnoftheredeye]

I want more information on frarf.

[@jjpopnfresh6822]

I'm still looking for that frarf to click

[@KeeperofToast]

Never heard of Shoney's.

[@alloutofdonuts3998]

That filter or whatever it’s called (at 0:25) made it exceptionally creepy! Bravo!

[@06hatter]

Groanies is Showing.

[@Those2menoverthere]

Lol the end got me good.

[@timmy841212]

Lol is Shoney's even still around now?

[@KikiDiki]

Holy shit, Shoney's is a real place?

[@magnified111]

In the last 3 or 4 years, Shoney's has Mmmm MmamM MmanacmamM-....There's only ONE MAN who eats at Shoneys, and that MAN is not a MAN.

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

You think I'm a raving lunatic?

[@timmy41]

oh boy I wish we had Shoney's in Switzerland.

[@Tor-Erik]

I am glad you are making fun of the commercials, because they are all lying.

[@Kirby4life620]

i already lost it at “delicious-bucks”😂😂

[@liliannakifflin6343]

to be honest, I truly miss Shoneys

[@noisepuppet]

It's one of the first restaurants I vividly remember going to and having a favorite menu item, like 55 years ago. Back then, in my area, it was "Shoney's Big Boy," and it had the humongous Big Boy mascot statue, and they gave away free Big Boy comics.

[@kanna-san.]

In my area they never were a thing

[@xavis7617]

TIL; The auto-caption algorithm recognizes "bronies" as a word. A human being programmed it to know that word. *At least one person within KZbin knows that word. For all we know the entire company could be staffed entirely by bronies. We cannot prove it isn't.*

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

Rick approves

[@MrJimbojamez]

I was looking for a place built on INDIAN burial grounds, not for me

[@stuffystuffclub]

Bar the couple of sex jokes, this poop felt a lot like DaThings1.

[@Mrevits78]

Click frarf.

[@bennettmercer949]

2 people didn't like that Shoney's is cooking their food

[@Gambiy]

That's not a cell phone, that's a Snononeys app.

[@TheSameYellowToy]

This video explains why the only time I've ever been to Shoney's is also the only time I've ever had food poisoning.

[@ginamolina820]

TheSameYellowToy Sorry to heat that. Well, as long as you’re okay now, dude.

[@parsaydin]

1:46 this is a great sex story, got me dead 🗣️🤣💀

[@jordanclymer5008]

Today, Shoney's is bees AAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH!!!

[@AlecRozsa]

1:25 the guy still works there lol

[@AlecRozsa]

now he's a shift manager

[@McShaggswell]

"Groanies is showing."

[@scratchguy7817]

FraarF

[@dholmestar]

who came here after Rick and Morty S3E1

[@KentonMakings]

Shoney's is bees. Nicolas Cage: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

[@JB1L]

When you come to shoney's.. You go into the haaspital Best part XD

[@Bulldog2824]

When she said “Semen Tub”. 2 people, 1 voice ?

[@TheNewOrchestra]

When you go in it, it looks like Shit City!

[@walprogis]

I clicked on FrarF nothing happened Report broken link

[@jetfueljp4]

If its good enough for Rick and morty.... lol

[@superpikkle3983]

I thought this was a made up place for rick and morty

[@5roundsrapid263]

No, it’s real. It was awesome back in the ‘90s. Now, not so much.

[@christopherf.8201]

This is perfection

[@Appleboy78165]

Which region of the US is Shoney's in? I've never heard of em.

[@PaladinLuke]

Appleboy78165 East coast

[@thecianinator]

@@PaladinLuke Southeast. I went to one in Lexington, Kentucky.

[@avalonjustin]

Why is there a slice of pickle in my damn burger? I can't eat that. The steak knife is fine though.