{YTP} ~ Dolsin' Ideas

[@bartoscar]

For those wondering if Dan has seen this, he recently tweeted "Fact: me hungry"

[@BungSmuggler]

Who is this Dan guy anyway?

[@javiers5599]

I need a link

[@tyttuut]

​@@javiers5599Try googling (with quotes): foldablehuman "me hungry" The things we have to do to share other online stuff on here. Thanks, spambots.

[@BuhBuhGuyMan]

​@@BungSmugglerDan Olsen From Folding Ideas.

[@saagabragi6938]

@@BuhBuhGuyMan Olson

[@dropdmike75]

"It's about drive, it's about power, we stay hungry, we devour chicken nuggets"

[@thebandanadee8265]

Now THAT, is DeePlY FaSciNatIng.

[@cavalierliberty6838]

So that was what the rock was cookin....

[@SSj5Bob]

Put in the work, put in the hours, and take what's ours (chicken nuggets).

[@SilvaWolf.]

2:51

[@Glutahhn]

Fingerli King good

[@allthingstbv8278]

"fortnite is an offshoot of christianity" this sentence will forever make me laugh

[@Feasco]

this totally explains the Roman Colosseum

[@hansonel]

"And thus god is Carlton."

[@MashieMutt]

Dr Witnesser

[@cdifreakguy]

I was doing a try not to laugh challenge to this video and that's what finally got me 🤣

[@SilvaWolf.]

4:15

[@DWN037]

Born too late to explore the planet Born too early to explore space Born just in time to eat a steakburger from steak 'n' shake on July 22nd, 2023 at 2PM Eastern Time in Huntington, West Virginia localized entirely within your kitchen

[@Jedibob5]

6:45 Okay, that's genuinely a pretty good description of YTP and what makes it work... Sentence-mixed into a YTP out of something completely unrelated. That is ART.

[@UJEvans]

Literally the most beautiful use of ytp editing ever. I love it

[@kittyshippercavegirl]

It's perfect

[@Circuitssmith]

A continuation of Jore Jarrison’s enlightening monologue on the topic.

[@ScornfulEg0tist]

I feel like I just watched a folding ideas video about ytps, I really do

[@Feasco]

it's exactly the kind of video Dan would make about ytp in fact how can we be sure that this exact video isn't really secretly him doing that?

[@Honkwaddle]

Specifying "Pizza, the famous and popular food" - as if there's a possibility of us mistaking it for something else - has big eldritch-horror-in-disguise energy

[@Lucifersfursona]

About the size of a fully grown pizza

[@otaking3582]

My new rapper stage name is gonna be "Pizza the Idiot". It'll go well with Chance the Rapper and Portugal the Man.

[@ButterStick64]

2:22

[@socko07]

probably the most elaborate way to deal with flat-earthers

[@IanM86]

The real flat earth was the friends we made along the way

[@redbearwoodall]

Yeah, I think I've got five or six spare years to spend hanging out with flat earthers on the side of a lake watching Even Stevens. I can probably squeeze it into my schedule.

[@e5858]

@@redbearwoodallI’m just saying, if you manage it, you will almost certainly end up friends (or maybe mortal enemies)

[@M1styang3ldoesyoutubethingz]

The flirth

[@ThanatorRider]

As a kind person who writes Jamie Oliver x Chicken Nugget fan fiction, this video speaks to me on a personal level.

[@JB-fp3fb]

Thank you for your service.

[@supersmashseandx1991]

I though they were referencing chikin nuggit

[@MortalAnonymous]

I'd love to read some. Where is it? 🙃

[@saagabragi6938]

@@MortalAnonymous You think it's a joke, but people really have written things like Tony The Tiger/The Grinch

[@MortalAnonymous]

@@saagabragi6938 And you think I'm joking, but I love reading off the wall cringe.

[@Alex-qw6vh]

"This is serious. Pray about it, and don't do it again" is going right into my bag of YTP quotes that I will continue to confuse my friends with.

[@sanny8716]

Glad I'm not the only one who has such bag

[@Khrrck]

I showed "hey buddy, nice cards" to my coworker and now he won't stop calling things amateurish and/or professional.

[@SilvaWolf.]

2:09

[@r25th]

Hello everyone! I suggested this YTP as my prize for Dathings' Try Not to Laugh challenge and it turned out so much better than I could ever imagine. Go share it with your Even Stevens friends and be free!

[@coffee_bagel]

this is probably my favorite one out of the requested ytps, great pick for an Ellie source imo

[@phazonsuitzora]

i severely hope that mr dolson is made aware of that end part because its a genuinely sublime act of transformative art

[@SonOfaChipwich]

This is maybe the most violent credits mashup yet

[@linguicaguy]

Definitely some sensory overload going on during that one lol

[@FauxpasYT]

i like it though, definitely checking that band out. been on a metal kick

[@ziginox]

@@FauxpasYT There's a lot, they've been around a while. If you want your mind blown... those are cellos and not guitars.

[@FauxpasYT]

@@ziginox oooohhh neat

[@russelllukenbill]

As a flat earther, I can confirm that the pivot to flat alfie will allow us all to play fornite with christian bears who do the Carlton. Blessed be.

[@fjLKA]

You're a flat-earther? Get in my car. I'm taking you to the mountains, but I'm not old enough to bicycle. I hope you like Even Stevens. Please also cancel your plans for the next 5-6 years.

[@MattIsTheCat]

@@fjLKAorange is the new cookie.

[@russelllukenbill]

@@fjLKA Maybe we could vape and pick huckleberries!

[@noisepuppet]

Yeah but shut up! --Aristotle

[@hranf]

Praise be(ar) to he!

[@tattersthebat6253]

"What do?" is such a simple edit yet it never gets old

[@AaronTheStupidFace]

“You only have ten cents. That’s barely double digits.” Perfect line, man. Lol

[@SilvaWolf.]

4:56

[@musishen]

“The sins of humanity came a result of one pathetic man in the garden of Eden, just as the stigma of chicken nuggets came from one pathetic, gross chicken nugget in the garden of McDonald’s ” - The Book of Flat Alfie 13:11, FSV (Fortnite Standard Version)

[@foxyalex2549]

“This episode is brought to you by the letter U” “I’m sorry, that’s really A” That one got me

[@tomservodoctor42]

"God is Carlton" Don't think we wouldn't catch that YTP deep cut

[@ToaOfFusion]

And God said, "Can you make me a sandwich?"

[@bone-nut]

Oh my God... he's God!

[@Overcrox]

@@ToaOfFusion "Noh!"

[@lawncrow]

God I don't know how DaThings can so consistently create such great youtube poops, it always amazes me how original and funny she is every single time, that takes some serious talent and I love her for that!

[@SkylerBueckert]

It's literally just steak it or leave it

[@SkylerBueckert]

@@antoniocasias5545 Its a line in the YTP. Sounds like you need to watch it again lol

[@lucrativedoor8385]

You're not getting paid nearly well enough for this level of editing

[@Legonater]

"That's kind of steak it or leave it" is killing me

[@TeeJayRivers]

3:30 I didn't even realize that "Eat oranges on the far shore and just..." was a rhyme at first. That's amazing

[@LowCountryMatt]

I can't believe Wikins and Won'tkins were flat earthers

[@nopenothappening2242]

They were also felt earthers

[@cottonmouthcaridin]

2:01 “Flat Alph is bleeding to death and you’re laughing?”

[@WhyDidIJustEatThat]

holy shit, a Folding Ideas ytp? DaThings you're fucking wild for this one

[@kumquatqueen5975]

Ideas Folded Flat? 🤔😆

[@chastermief839]

tbh i've been waiting for this one since the chicken nugget mashup at the end of the Darren Korb YTP

[@GordonSlamsay]

​@@kumquatqueen5975more like unfolded and nicley smoothed out ideas

[@disnecessaurorex4908]

​@@kumquatqueen5975Flattening Ideas with Don Arson

[@mellow_mallow]

​@@disnecessaurorex4908 Flatironed Ideas with Denny Orsen

[@AtticusEdwards]

Wilkins x Flat Earth is absolute goddamn delinquency

[@lewatoaofair2522]

3:43 Kermit’s bafflement is priceless!

[@cheezemonkeyeater]

The explanation of YTP at the end actually sounds like how Dan Olsen would phrase it.

[@GamingClips7]

“Yar har har, the Flerth is in my own backyard.”

[@NutellaMosley]

Lives in my head rent free

[@noisepuppet]

As a Flearther, I can confirm that turdy degrees happens to be the melting point of saus

[@FartOfAsspiration]

I used to have a teacher who said turd instead of third, which lead to "two turds" being the height of math class humor.

[@lucase.2546]

5:52 Lmao DaThings actually based the lake shape (& nearby roads) off Mille Lacs, a big lake in real life Minnesota. Hell yeah

[@chastermief839]

absolutely hilarious, there's some genuinely clever jokes here and it's so much funnier with the context of the original videos. 3:53-4:04 especially, this bit killed me.

[@alasyon]

“Localised entirely within your kitchen” 😂

[@DFFfanalltheway]

This is the hardest I've laughed at one of your videos since Jenson's Impact, I was pretty much dead from the start

[@SanctuaryADO]

0:50 has to be one of the stupidest, funniest sentences I've ever heard in a ytp. Masterpiece.

[@zacksirola1552]

5:48 I love how this woman likes to make her own art for certain gags.

[@thedesucomplex4365]

the steamed hams part got me so much

[@slimaaconroy]

good luck on your date!

[@agentwashingtub9167]

Everyone is welcome to come have a steak burger from Steak and Shake at 2pm on my birthday in Huntington. I won’t be there, but you’re welcome to do it

[@SimGunther]

2:32 for context

[@corvuscorax7451]

Bad news. I looked it up on Google Maps, and the only Steak n Shake in Huntington is closed. There's one in Barboursville, but it just won't be the same. :(

[@BB-te8tc]

It's long running character HatThings! DaThings with a HAT!

[@ZephanyZephZeph]

This video is very steak-it-or-leave-it

[@disnecessaurorex4908]

"This isn't Poortnite" Capitalist Dan Olson is so cursed

[@jeremytitus9519]

That “persuading idiots” was _soooo_ smooth.

[@jamescooley9671]

whoever eats a burger from steak and shake on july 22 2023 at 2pm est in huntington west virginia will have no idea a video has already mentioned them

[@Kodagraphy]

The persuading idiots at 1:15 was 🤌🤌🤌🤌

[@sentientblender]

4:34 they removed my favorite shot pistol rifle gun in the latest season and that's very steak-it-or-leave-it

[@invisyTAF]

any day when DaThings uploads is a good day

[@andrewphilos]

Wow! I love Folding Ideas, and you've stitched these together perfectly! I love the Jamie Oliver x Chicken Nugget part, lol. XD

[@BedWords_]

i just happened to watch this for the first time on july 22nd 2023 after eating a hamburger. alas, not from steak and shake, and not at 2pm, but it was localized entirely within my kitchen so

[@ieatatsonic]

How in the world did you make a salient critical statement via sentence mixing? Oh and the thing at the end about YTP was good too.

[@knatspray]

“Localized entirely within your kitchen.” You sly dog

[@governor_explosion]

This is basically an encapsulation of how my brain works- starting out talking about how concerned I am at science deniers, and then derailing hard into how hungry I am and these cool video games and anime I just got into.

[@SoulSukkur]

after all this time, i still find myself surprised you didn't find a good place for "tepid meat goo"

[@calvingoodall2065]

The sentence mixing was so incredible I never needed the captions while still retaining that YTP style. Amazing job.

[@toppersundquist]

I've watched this a hundred times, because even YTP'd, his voice makes me feel safe.

[@paulkowald4057]

I have the sudden urge to go to steak ‘n Shake in Huntington wv on July 22 2023

[@HBMmaster]

love the post credits bit in this one

[@Pacalakin]

I want a full version of that Cruel Angel's Thesis mashup

[@spencerwilkinson5622]

Okay, the end crdits song actually kinda slaps tho...

[@CrushTheCreeper]

Watching this at 2PM EST on July 22nd, 2023.

[@sweesbees]

have this timed so 2pm eastern time plays at 2pm eastern time

[@rainor771]

2:51 caught me off guard so hard LMFAO

[@SomeIdiota]

I'm going to end up linking that outro many times throughout my life. Such a concise way to explain YTP, something I've found myself doing for almost as long as YTP has existed.

[@rubegoldbergguy9909]

what a coincidence, I just happened to watch his video on "the metaverse" earlier today

[@crunglemcbungley]

I love steak n shake and my birthday is the 25th, so it looks like I am OBLIGATED to eat a steak burger from Steak n Shake on July 22nd 2023, at 2pm eastern time in Huntington, West Virginia

[@ronture8279]

Let me know if you meet Ellie (DaThings)!

[@crunglemcbungley]

@@ronture8279 Congratulations, revisiting this comment months later led me down a very short rabbit hole of realizations and now I found out that Dathings is tangentially connected to fucking DollipDaze/Snapcube, and everything makes so much more sense. I had no idea

[@Yammenkow]

Dan speaks so authoritatively that even all chopped up my brain wants to follow him to his conclusion

[@TalkingSoup]

oh god i hope he sees this

[@JohnnyMcguillicuddy]

That's a real Steak and Shake in West Virginia, see you all there on the 22nd!

[@DougSalad]

Post credits on this one went hard af

[@twentywordsorlessYT]

Dan's been pooped. He's officially a KZbinr now.

[@tomwatts703]

I genuinely haven't laughed this hard since, well, your last YTP, your jokes and editing are always so clever

[@chronic_daydreamer]

I don’t know how you manage to make these. Must be hours of trawling through videos and clipping and refining. Thank you for your art.

[@RyanEdwardsVA]

Amazing. I don't know how I continue to be shocked by the sources you manage to make hilarious, but I am.

[@cabwaylingo_]

i think this is one of your best ever sentence mixes i love this SO much

[@Bubblehead64O]

I think I will eat a steak and shake burger next Saturday. It'll be a 30 minute drive just for a burger for a late-ish lunch.

[@Ardub23]

Let us know how it goes

[@georgia2954]

Awesome, another DaThings video to watch 500 times until I can recite it word-for-word

[@StiaanyBoy]

0:42 "People like that need brainwashing" YAR HAR HAR 😂

[@eagleeye5189]

I've watched Dan Olson's videos dozens of times, so this is just...beautiful.

[@bheemabachus5179]

The Carlton part kicked my ass. Also, great taste in music with Apocalyptica.

[@w0rmg0rl]

omg please release full version of the mashup at the end 😍😭

[@mrpwase]

Finally, I've been looking everywhere for Plays Evangelion By Four Cellos

[@FdotsgtCIIR]

I never thought Folding Ideas could get even better! ❤

[@raynboapocalyps21]

On July 22 2023 at 2pm ET let's all order the steak burger from the Steak n Shake in Huntington, WV. The look on the cashier's face will be epic.

[@Lucifersfursona]

“And the primary concern of god is the true nature of the Carlton dance, its origin, and its destiny.”

[@Obsydiaan]

I live in Huntington WV, so I guess it's time to set a scheduled Steak and Shake delivery for July 22 at 2PM.

[@dwightschrute1953]

Please let us know if anything spectacular happens

[@ronture8279]

No... GO THERE. You might meet Ellie herself.

[@corvuscorax7451]

According to Google Maps, the only one there is closed. You'll have to get it from Barboursville.

[@Obsydiaan]

​@@corvuscorax7451 It's like a 15 minute drive to that one, it's not too bad. The Marshall campus one will reopen when the fall semester starts, but that won't be in time for July 22nd.

[@Obsydiaan]

@@ronture8279 I could, but the video *does* say "localized entirely within your kitchen" though

[@dashcamandy2242]

2:39 - What, no Steamed Hams reference?

[@james-michaelrobson287]

"This isn't poortnite" lol Also, I'm always here for any use or version of Cruel Angel Thesis

[@rosianna5487]

your ytps always come at the best time and are so comforting, thank you for making them

[@blackravenX]

"You could eat a Steak Burger from Steak and Shake on July 22, 2023 at 2PM Eastern Time in Huntington, West Virginia." If I were anywhere near Huntington, West Virginia, I would say "Challenge accepted"

[@ronture8279]

I realized something... that's REALLY close to Ohio, and Ellie (DaThings) made a video about Skyline Chili, which is also found in Ohio. My theory is that if someone goes there at that exact time, we can meet Ellie herself.

[@ronture8279]

Also, there is only one relevant Steak N' Shake in the local area.

[@tren-della]

Good way to see if any of the McElroys watch your videos.

[@MiaaaaaChan]

Your YTPs are what keep the artform alive for me

[@holdenmontgomery2273]

“Stop. Being. Poor.”

[@ChadEichhorn]

"I'm so far above your financial skill level" hooting and hollering

[@e5858]

I expect the local Steak ‘N’ Shake in Huntington, West Virginia to be pretty crowded on July 22 this year, especially around 2PM Eastern time. If it isn’t I’ll be disappointed

[@justmonika1]

I hope Dan has fun on his date!

[@underlinedcg1574]

IT’S OFFICALLY STEAKBURGER TIME (steak it or leave it)

[@sweesbees]

i am localized entirely within my kitchen

[@ronture8279]

Did anyone actually go?

[@santiagohunson6173]

4:22 Only in Dikekike's Fesh Pince universe

[@AWJR]

Oh my God! He's God!

[@ModusOperandi]

Appreciated the use of Mille Lacs as Lake Minnesota

[@fossilfighters101]

i hope dolsin had a good date once this went live❤

[@jimbofergus]

Lake Wawananka sounds like some kind of Pennsylvania based nightmare.

[@ELSTERLING]

Okay, the post-credits sequence was sheer art.

[@TheSoulHarvester]

The 4 Evangelion pronunciations was the ytp equivalent of when Eminem starts going full scat mode