[YTP] Drug DeMuro's Car Contamination Celebration

[@crunchylettuce5446]

This is going to make me wonder: "Does my car have a power bulge or is it just happy to see me?" Thank you, Drug Demuro, for another wonderful car tip

[@Anastarina]

Just the car tip? ;)

[@imveryangryitsnotbutter]

@@Anastarina And the whole gearshaft too.

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

(MattKC voice) bUlGy BoY

[@Sakhmeov]

Now splice in that woman 'mirin Dmitry Klokov, and go "YEAHP! IT LEAKS!"

[@dashcamandy2242]

@@imveryangryitsnotbutter Brings a whole new meaning to the term "double-clutching." 😮

[@Scripzure]

"0-60 in 60 seconds, due to the sheer amount of tubas stuffed in the fuckin' trunk!" had me dying.

[@lonely_7891]

1:41

[@ZachAttack6089]

4:12

[@runerifter]

Doug has TREMENDOUS YTP-ability. The way he talks is just naturally funny and his subtle jokes in his videos make it even better.

[@All4Tanuki]

A proud addition to the hall of fame alongside Michael Rosen and Long John Baldry

[@delta9685]

It's not just the way he talks, his face and his facial expressions specifically are very funny.

[@1whoDoesSimply]

What a very niche community here - DeMuro YTP's

[@DanielJaegerFilms]

1:08 “this car also has brakes, you don’t often see that on BMWs” lmfao 😂😂😂

[@dougbennett8592]

Reliability, you don't often see that in a BMW.

[@ants621]

Blinkers, not a single BMW has them.

[@Sakhmeov]

Don't forget; This car also comes standard with huge stiff cocks!

[@opoc_x37]

You see, you need to get a subscription for $69.99 a day

[@VehicularVortex]

@@ants621Facts!

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

Drug DeMo realized he couldn't top his last Butt Score, so he went with a new measuring tool: the CS Score. Yes yes yes yes yes yes NO NO

[@tehogvirgin3664]

But not really...

[@koasng2209]

"or you can fuck it" How did that sound so damn clean!? Amazing work as always

[@Sakhmeov]

That's one of my favorite sex activities, you know!

[@r7m]

Probably when he says “bucket” then sticks an F sound at the front. Would barely notice tho, definitely just sounds like the word! Incredible.

[@hiimemily]

@@r7m It's still basically seamless. Man's got a talent for sentence mixing.

[@jwalster9412]

"gt2RS watering can"

[@r7m]

@@hiimemily it’s the best I love it !

[@TriumphantPenguin2]

The self-referential humor is getting out of control... and I love it!

[@Sakhmeov]

An Assassin has stopped working. This means the joj won't get done.

[@AnxietyAddict]

@@Sakhmeov my guys no longer care about doing the joj, getting the joj done right

[@burgbass]

Almost reaching Bite Me levels.

[@almightybree2779]

Need me a bwm cs188 right now

[@JBRedux]

0:08 I love how he already said "2022" in the original but CS still sentence mixed it

[@Jlr9000]

"And now I'm dead.... But it's surprisingly comfortable!" That part made me laugh the hardest. Lol

[@lonely_7891]

1:07

[@broccoli5425]

5:32 My neighbor has a bmw and I ask him if I could check under the hood. Sure enough, I saw cs188. I didn’t know bmws had this feature until I watched this, thank you for this interesting, informative, and educational video.

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

He’s cute :3

[@Justpassingby204]

So many tubas

[@eMorphized]

How's the brakes

[@broccoli5425]

@@eMorphized I ate them.

[@RepostCollection]

3:38 I cant even begin to describe how off guard this caught me

[@WackyModder84]

>"I need to stop making the same jokes" >Immediately makes another poop joke not even 10 seconds later. Never change, CS188.

[@CometMasonTrucker]

It was an epic ytp but i think cs was referring to the fact that he kept making jokes about the bmw brakes

[@fishgangstaytps2691]

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[@chriscarpenter3370]

lol he makes jokes about his jokes

[@Thunderbirds101]

The BMW M5 CS188 really is a NICE CAR for pooping!

[@opshredderytp]

Does it have Scratch My Balls technology?

[@mariosbrother6845]

the sentence mixing at 4:15 is just phenomenal

[@Mr_Original]

"And yes... this really is, BS." That line got me. 😂

[@FewGoodTaters]

I'm kind of tired of all these Doug Demuro ytps BUT NOT REALLY

[@user-kx6ff6rji]

Wut?

[@SuperCretaceousMZ]

But

[@evillecaston]

Doug mentions pee and poop so much, he could become the next Dennis Prager. And he'd still get pooped regularly!

[@Sakhmeov]

Stop that. This video is meant to be seriously seriously seriously _serious._

[@galleryofrogues]

…for reasons we do not fully understand.

[@kamranahmad4592]

I wonder if he is a shameful or shameless shitter?

[@Sonichero151]

Except Doug is a more descent human being than Dennis.....

[@VicGChad07]

​@@Sonichero151 *For reasons we do not fully understand.*

[@JamesKelly89]

The casket scene and the trunk full of tubas just killed me. He might have survived the crash if he didn't have all those tubas adding weight to the vehicle.

[@dalecooper7251]

4:54 Makes me happy - Dasha and Peter’s dad.

[@imperatorvult]

oh oh oh oh oh.

[@bosshunterman]

1:09 If you made the same joke with the indicator lights, you would have been sooo right on the money... Although, a faulty braking system is also a BMW M staple, one might argue...

[@mr.shickadance4112]

I don't get the joke about blinkers on BMW's. Nobody uses them regardless of what they're driving.

[@1ochotnik]

@@mr.shickadance4112 nah, there's a corellation between BMW and aversion to indicators

[@kurumi4537]

1:10 the fact that my uncle's bmw z4 had problems with the brakes made this 10x funnier

[@spacemanrick2014]

The fact that every part on a BMW has problems makes BMWs 10x funnier.

[@huebuckle8198]

Doug can probably legally claim 50% of this channel with the amount of times he's appeared.

[@crunchylettuce5446]

How do you feel about the new gay display of the vehicle reviewed today?

[@starling1226]

@@crunchylettuce5446 Probably scared

[@jonavene12]

@@crunchylettuce5446 if he doesn't like gay people he can get out.

[@CasuaICole]

@@crunchylettuce5446 Damn, that rhymed.

[@ardent-ace27]

Ey wassup with that emoji

[@austinhall2158]

The “Nuns with more grip” line made me choke 😂

[@sonicfx07]

Dang! I miss the "Butt Score" part that I thought would be par for the course with this kind of YTP from this channel, but the "CS score" was brilliant too. Also, that "Number two in the trunk" part got me good! XD

[@vyruss000]

The rear trunk sequence killed me and the Dasani finished me off 🤣

[@Sakhmeov]

Imagine an ass drinking Dasani...

[@Enter8909]

"imagine an ass drinkin dasani"

[@spinblackcircles]

I went down a cs rabbit hole and literally laughed so hard I got hiccups and every time I tried to hold my breath to make them go away I’d laugh too hard again Cs you’re a legend

[@Ravel327]

Moments of lul: 0:20 - Sanic 1:00 - This car has less car 1:05 - You have a power BULGE 1:34 - Or you can FUCK it 2:21 - PANTING 2:56 - Sports exhaust 3:05 - Ear Rape 3:37 - Boxing glove 4:16 - Tubas crammed into the fuckin' trunk 4:34 - Happy Drug DeMuro 4:57 - I put my foot down 5:03 - At any moment I can just die 5:45 - CS's butt 6:06 - CS Count: 40 Hail for the return of Drug DeMuro!

[@ranelaan767]

5:47 - reference to "Imagine an 🍑 drinking Dasani" from OPPA GODDAMN STYLE

[@ranelaan767]

1:41 BE A FOOL ABOUT FIRE SAFETY reference

[@SamanthaAnimations795]

2:40 BMW mode.

[@funeemunkyTV]

Babe, wake up, CS188 uploaded

[@mickgordon763]

SUS

[@chriscarpenter3370]

​@@mickgordon763but not really

[@benm2022]

YES I’ve been rewatching all the other Doug ytps, so hype that it’s back

[@parassj1308]

I loved it when Doug said it’s Dougin’ time and douged all over us

[@American_Mappin]

Never expected a 4th Doug video from you. And the fact this video is filmed in NJ makes this a 1000 times more funny then it already is.

[@Sonichero151]

Wait Doug was in NJ?

[@v1dvvatch3r]

Anyone notice the editing at 4:41 that Drug is being reversed multiple times, but the trees behind him don't?

[@felineflammenwerfer8375]

I always love the amount of things I learn from these reviews, but I really must know how many number 2s can fit in the glove box and how many liters of pee go in the gas tank.

[@Unregistered_Bozo]

This BMW M5 CS188 car includes: A) Seats made from urine and fecises, and seats made from buckets B) Holes in the seats where you can stick a stick through C) A power BULGE a bigger BULGE D) Nuns in the backseat E) Brakes! (FINALLY) F) BMW mode G) 4,000 Pounds of Trumpets in the trunk H) WALK AWAY button and LOCK button J) Number 2 in the trunk

[@Yabuturtle]

1:58 Doug evolves and becomes deified. Forever known as the god of accoutrement.

[@sandiegotijuanacollins420]

Need this, because my bluetooth earbuds are fricking up my night.

[@Willpower-74205]

4:30 We got gnomed! AAARRRGGGHHH!!! Seriously, though, great video! 😆👍

[@tobyfranklin]

KEEP THESE COMING PLEASE

[@ifarded4986]

I love Doug Demuro. I love YTP's. How strange that they would both come together. I love it

[@MrEggula]

omg the walk away button bit... i was almost in tears. fantastic vid

[@TheGuyWhoIsSitting]

No butt score :( Good stuff, regardless.

[@jan-drake]

Your videos are how I tend to introduce folks to YTP. Really love how much you've pushed the medium forward.

[@BinglesP]

2:08 A Single Dingle Displingle? Well, if I ain’t Bingles!

[@WiloPolis03]

This is exactly what I need right now in my very mixed-bag first year of college. Also, 1:43 IS THAT A FREAKING PRAGERU REFERENCE???

[@kasane1337]

"Have you ever pushed a baby underwater? What happens?" "The baby f*cking DIES" - Dennis Prager

[@WiloPolis03]

@@kasane1337 That one's a classic

[@Sonichero151]

@@kasane1337 good ol P.U

[@21Cayque12]

It's the kind of dumb shit prager would say

[@GamePro0012]

The fact that I now know it's PragerU being copypasta'd there makes that already hilarious joke even funnier!

[@CrowXiX]

Man this couldn’t of dropped at a better time. I’m depressed & my anxiety is getting the better of me so thank you for blessing me with this YTP.

[@LessDougDeMuro]

hope you feel better bro 🙏

[@achannelthatexists2014]

This is the only thing keeping me from hanging myself-I know exactly how you feel.

[@ZDWario]

YTP has got me to chuckle after a bad day so many times.

[@cynomyS]

couldn’t have*

[@manu.yt25]

Thanks that was the laugh I needed, amazing one, Doug is always a good subjet to YTP 😂😂

[@CasualCheetah]

I was so certain that all the stuff at 1:50 was setting up for "accoutremah nutz"

[@roflBeck]

"This car has brakes, and you don't always see that with BMW." Lmao!

[@lyrmaxlyrics]

I love your Doug YTPs! I've also lately been binging the YTPs you did of your livestreams. It would be awesome to see more of those!

[@ChickenTenderBender]

YEEEAAAAAAHHHHH I WAS WAITING FOR ANOTHER ONE OF THESE!!

[@wandering_poot]

"Single dingle displingle" made me laugh way harder than it should have

[@wdelgenio]

Your dedication to your craft and love of your work comes out in this one. A YTP for the history books.

[@89tmoverdriveyt62]

5:14 pretty much describes about how unreliable some bmws are

[@togishere]

Oh my god I was going on KZbin to find a YTP to watch and what do ya know, cs188 has a new video out. This is amazing

[@thenameisgsarci]

Wooohooo, congratulations for having a BMW model named after you! :D

[@Aminmotors]

This is the best KZbin video I have seen in a long time. *But not REALLY* :(

[@COSun25]

YAAAAY! Some more cs188 goodness!

[@galleryofrogues]

The absolute mirth with which Drug D. says “farts and shits” is heartwarming.

[@Gyarren]

Yesss! Always glad to see a new cs188 video! I really needed to laugh today! Thanks for doing what you do!❤❤❤❤❤

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

I will be real these ytp’s were my introduction to the fact there’s a car reviewer on KZbin

[@bok3rnes425]

Great. Another Drug Demuro Ytp. Thanks Cs188 we need a lot of Ytps like this ❤❤❤❤

[@blaizegottman4139]

Yeah they're always great

[@MichaelRigoni]

But not really!

[@DudeOfTheWeek]

You are the best ytp KZbin out there! Love these doug ytp's!

[@EugeneHKrabs1000]

I give you so much credit and respect for the videos you make. The editing is flawless, I create a lot of edited vids too some of which I uploaded but others not yet. And mine don’t have nearly as much editing as yours. Thank you so much for the great content!! I’m a huge fan!

[@hansonel]

The BMW CS188, no brakes or turn signals. Standard BMW features.

[@socko07]

0:54 - Doug be spitting out facts

[@AnxietyAddict]

*Drug

[@TheFlodyo]

After so many years, i gotta admit cs188 is absolutely a genius. It ain't easy doing ytp's i tried once and failed...Anyway another top tier video 👍

[@Bradytheawesomeman777]

5:04 At any moment I could just die. (TBONES ANOTHER CAR AGAIN) Well I’ve already crashed it

[@jomaroliveras8864]

And now I'm dead, but it is surprisingly comfortable.

[@Jourdendcbc]

“NEW 2022 BMW M5 CS188”

[@mapples5871]

YTP doesn't deserve editing this good

[@blanknam3d]

4:14 "Because of the sheer amount of tubas all crammed into the fuckin' trunk!" this will now be a line I can't get out of my head for a few weeks thanks

[@Magical-N]

cs188 using the "urine and feces" clip? Gotta do a whole PragerU YTP now.

[@van_whufc298]

“If you listen to train, you go into Safety Mode, which turns off your car if you go too fast. Which I think is a great idea on the racetrack”

[@LegoWormNoah101]

2:14 when the vertical sync isn't set right

[@antibigotpolice]

"Wake up, babe, cs188 uploaded again."

[@SockyNoob]

"This car has BRAKES, you don't usually see that on BMWs" It's true though. "There's a button here labeled BMW Mode which disables the brakes."

[@yaboimax6356]

Death is surprisingly comfortable.

[@consoleSkunk]

1:01 shoutouts to simpleflips

[@raydin9485]

"This car also has breaks. You don't often see that on BMWs" is the most accurate thing this entire video

[@somethingsomething9017]

When you watch cs188's vids while on drugs, you're actually watching the original unedited source material.

[@myla2495]

2:53 XXDD Also trunk part makes no sense and it's still funni xd Edit: And driving too omg I'm dying XD Especially the 4:54 NOM NOM NOM XDDD

[@SaulTeeNutz]

Nice to see the main man Doug return.

[@RookiePhonkProducer]

Thisss, is a cs188 masterpiece. And today, I'm going to watch it, review all its features and quirks, and then I'm going to laugh at it.

[@catlover5721]

Yay, a new video

[@ashiagefa646]

This video is great, it changed my first impression of seeing CS to Counter-Strike to CS188.

[@zanewederell9571]

When I get my next car I need to make sure it has a single-dingle displingle

[@Ceph_Bluejay9]

Those brake jokes were hilarious and I loved the throwback to one of your old KZbin poop with the water bottle!

[@Doggie1999]

I hate seeing that stupid profile picture everywhere.

[@Ceph_Bluejay9]

@@Doggie1999 Don’t look at it then

[@Doggie1999]

@@Ceph_Bluejay9 Good advice actually

[@bamparsil]

not even 15 seconds into the video and im already laughing. 💀

[@portalmaster555]

Was just looking through cs188's videos again today, what perfect timing!

[@LessDougDeMuro]

THE GOAT IS BACK WITH ANOTHER BANGER

[@dreamnotfound5242]

Oye Mate

[@Kiristovai]

I remember when I saw your first Doug YTP and did a double take because you and he are both two of my favorite youtubers and I've watched you both for years. Doug has a high subscriber count but I never really considered him too popular on YT so seeing you watched him was such a fun surprise. I love that you're continously doing more YTPs with him as the subject. Thanks for making all of us laugh.

[@TheTheisson]

1:08 ok that got me good

[@madingthree]

"you can program them to do a wide variety of things, like number 2 in the trunk" reminds me of: *"doug's the type of guy to sh*t in the back of a car"*

[@TheCarson116]

Since nobody else seems to have done this I will: "This car also has brakes; you don't often see that on BMWs" "There's a button on the center console marked "BMW Mode": if you press that & hold it down, the brakes shut off completely" Both of those make sense I guess given the way BMW owners supposedly drive.

[@CodyHimselfXI]

I am so glad you exist, best YTPooper ever.

[@IanZWhite00]

0:54 Demuro spitting straight facts

[@TheDerpOfHolland]

'Single dingle displingle' is a set of words that has been stuck in my head ever since I first heard it

[@LessDougDeMuro]

that Pete Davidson bit was so unexpected 😭

[@directorjustin]

"And now I'm dead, but it is surprisingly comfortable." -Moug MeDuro

[@norwegianboyee]

The surprise trunk fist got me so bad.

[@stevengluf8595]

God, that Winnebago man clip really got me. It was like seeing an old friend after many years.