Dude, you have no idea how long I've been waiting for something like this... a full-on sequel to Obee Wang Force Feeds Queer Gong Gin His Mansaber? This was awesome! My favorite joke was the barrage of unneeded f-bombs at around 4:24.... just perfectly executed in every way.
@EarthboundX2 жыл бұрын
It was fine, now Rise of the Skywalker, now that was just awful.
@BowserTheSecond2 жыл бұрын
The greatest of all has returned. What did you think of Rise of Skywalker though?
@theTeleforce2 жыл бұрын
In my opinion, the critical weakness of the sequel films was that there wasn't a coherent plan for the trilogy from the outset. There wasn't one for the original films either, I know, but frankly I think that luck had a big part to play in how well they turned out in spite of that (and it was a practical necessity, since in the production of the first movie no sequels were guaranteed). Knowing from the outset that the plan was for three films, and choosing to wing it anyway... well, that there was so much dissonance between The Last Jedi and the other movies should be no surprise. (Oh, and the video was great, by the way!)
@TriumphantPenguin22 жыл бұрын
"Inform the First Fucking Order that Han Fucking Solo is aboard the Millenium Fucking Falcon. Fuck." - Bala-Tik
@RaptorJesus.2 жыл бұрын
tell that to kanjiklub!
@TriumphantPenguin22 жыл бұрын
@@RaptorJesus. Beautiful... I was waiting for someone to say that. 😄
@wilhelmpetzold69046 ай бұрын
Did VivziePop write this?
@maksuzbrojony82216 ай бұрын
@@RaptorJesus. I NEVER MADE A *DEAL* WITH KANJIKLUB
@Numberer12 жыл бұрын
Nobody wants to kiss Rylo Ken :(
@RSAgility2 жыл бұрын
"HaAaAaAAaaAAAa!"
@Anthony20084 Жыл бұрын
😢
@mz3qu Жыл бұрын
I wanna kiss anakin Skywalker
@RSAgility2 жыл бұрын
That spider-man triple action web blaster hologram throwback along with everything funny has my sides hurting.
@spaghetti22462 жыл бұрын
I love how Kylo is just a raging pervert. "You wanna kiss me?" 😂
@SuccubiPie2 жыл бұрын
He's just lonely, he has no friends
@kyloren1142 жыл бұрын
@@SuccubiPie Grandfather is my friend…..is what I wish I could say!😔
@Ninji52 жыл бұрын
“Not really”
@aidanru.24692 жыл бұрын
*starts firing before he can finish the question*
@LiamRomK2 жыл бұрын
A most delicious YTP. Makes me feel like it's 2007 again. Haruhi would be proud.
@Huggbees2 жыл бұрын
I don't know how you did it but this one may be even funnier than Obee Wang Force Feeds Queer Gong Gin his Man-Saber. Had to pause about four times from laughter
@my9thaccount140 Жыл бұрын
Same here. Obee Wang Force Feeds Queer Gong Gin his Man Saber was my favorite YTP and I’m happy to see a sequel.
@Countsmegula2 жыл бұрын
The Scooby moment left me in stitches
@lecapitaineisonyoutoob Жыл бұрын
"Inform the First fuckin' Order that Han fuckin' Solo is aboard the Millenium fuckin' Falcon. ... Fuck." I can't get enough of this part. The perfect splicing and timing. The fookin' accent. The way he says it completely straight-faced, then brings down the mic before bringing it back up and dropping one more pointless F-bomb, still completely straight-faced, like some edgy video game character. It's easily on the same footing as the highlights in Obee Wang.
@NoReplyAsset2 жыл бұрын
"You wanna kiss me..?" I have not seen a single star war, so I'm assuming this is just a thing that he asks everyone in the movie
@PieAndChips Жыл бұрын
Yes, part of Kylo Rens character arc is that he is a serial pervert
@mahboi642 жыл бұрын
A star wars poop by you is something I've longed for so, so long. It's like being back in 2012.
@LRBeforeTheInternet2 жыл бұрын
Well, I thought for sure I was too old to laugh at Scooby becoming a car, but luckily enough I'm still an idiot.
@aJazzcat2 жыл бұрын
2:02 damn that was a clean parry
@gnbman2 жыл бұрын
You made a Star Wars sequel watchable lol. Jokes aside, this is incredible. I had to watch the part where the guy drops a bunch of f-bombs like three times, I was laughing so hard.
@TriumphantPenguin22 жыл бұрын
That makes two of us.
@pirateninja5735 Жыл бұрын
The British accent, seriousness and straight face is what makes this funny, also the last f bomb was the cherry on top
@rosePetrichor2 жыл бұрын
Oh, THIS is the sequel to Queer Gong Gin? I was sure you'd be doing something with the recent Obi-Wan Disney show. A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.
@TheMonacleSpy2 жыл бұрын
This is the best since Obee Wang was released 10 years ago. What a time to be alive!
@RealAICCl2 жыл бұрын
That tiny joke of the laser round being stopped by kylo, then going all the way around the entire planet, just to land on fuckface. Hilarious.
@theskullraider50582 жыл бұрын
"What's your name?" "FU." "F you too!" "No my name is FU!" This sounds like a joke that they'd actually write and reject.
@Oualouidji2 жыл бұрын
Y O U W A N N A K I S S M E ?
@ThereAreThoseWhoCallMeTim2 жыл бұрын
Sure thing. $20 bucks for a brief smooch, up to 5 seconds max. $100 for full-on making out, up to 45 seconds.
@advisingassable2 жыл бұрын
Sentance mixing on point as always.
@mitchdouglas98442 жыл бұрын
Star Wars Episode 7: The Search For Kylo's Kisses
@ieatatsonic2 жыл бұрын
I was not expecting a spiderman triple-action web blaster callback in 2022 but here we are
@combatking02 жыл бұрын
Special appearance by Jimmy Davis. Nice!
@MetalHeadGT2 жыл бұрын
Wasn't expecting another whole Star Wars movie one out of you but I'm VERY glad there is
@my9thaccount140 Жыл бұрын
7:10 I recognize those crashing cans anywhere. Glad to see others haven’t completely forgotten about the Good Ole’ Crippled San Antonio Hambone.
@Zenju__2 жыл бұрын
4:24 i fucking died
@thewaffleking.2 жыл бұрын
Kylo Ren turns to the dark side when Luke Skywalker tells him that he wont be able to kiss anyone as a Jedi
@musicwarrior37552 жыл бұрын
5:14 There she is.
@swisserty4 ай бұрын
4:24 that was weast as sniff
@santiagohunson61732 жыл бұрын
The "Disney Era" SW sequels are definitely worth watching............. ...in YTP form, HA!
@cliffgoodbye2 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard when Kylo pierced the hole and got succed into space
@benwatson6729 Жыл бұрын
"Today is today, the end is the end and this very moment is a moment. BOW WOW WOW!"
@Lemon_Jackassss2 жыл бұрын
5:42 “today is today” idk why but I love that
@SuccubiPie2 жыл бұрын
The blast laser going into orbit got a good laugh out of me and I feel gratified making the Sunny D joke in my head immediately as it happened
@StretchYTP2 жыл бұрын
The only Star Wars sequel that was worth the wait.
@gaelstromproductions2 жыл бұрын
You know what I'm gonna say... you included Haruhi... you have my thanks Also for the love of god the entire internet needs to see this
@ShinyShinyIsAlwaysBeingSerious2 жыл бұрын
Holy crap this is fantastic! One of your best ever, every joke works.
@plasticold21672 жыл бұрын
I just rewatched Obee-Wang a while ago and this pops up, made my fucking day
@Tirgo692 жыл бұрын
I love this Kylo, turned into a hulking horror movie monster going around saying to people "You wanna kiss me...?" Something about how the line sounds and how it's one of the only things he says makes me think of some kind of slasher villain. It honestly makes him a bit creepy and intimidating, something the sequel trilogy never managed to convey with Kylo in canon
@dachshund_gaming2 жыл бұрын
Idk, to me he was fairly creepy and intimidating. The interrogation scene and his combat choreography was executed well enough to convey those vibes to me.
@olxad92 жыл бұрын
Such powerful evil speech: - Today is today - This end is the end - And this very moment is a moment - BWAAUGHWAUWAUGH - OH FUCK - LOL
@flairandscurr30632 жыл бұрын
A new star wars poop from captpan. "A surprise to be sure but a welcome one"
@humdi2 жыл бұрын
Poor Kylo Ren, no one will kiss him. It’s probably because of the mask.
@Klauskii2 жыл бұрын
Triple. Action. Web blaster.
@imagineian01467 ай бұрын
8:11 xD
@Rottenberg666 Жыл бұрын
4:24 is the best fockin' part 😂
@elleybellz01352 жыл бұрын
Finn: Can you fly a kite? Poe: I can fly anything. Finn: Can you fly a Tie fighter? Poe: ...Not really.
@Tirgo69 Жыл бұрын
The 'projectile travels around the world in a second' gag always gets me
@fefyfefingtion1530 Жыл бұрын
6:36 why is this funny 😂
@mastershmiddy2 жыл бұрын
I woulda kissed Gaylo Ren 😔
@StrikeFear132 жыл бұрын
Star Wars Episode 6: Pence None the Richer
@Johnny-zi6lw2 ай бұрын
I WAS NOT EXPECTING REY TO GO "SCOOBY DOOBY DOO" 😭😭😭
@vj72482 жыл бұрын
This Kylo Ren is canonical to fanfic
@reminaxv582 жыл бұрын
Kylo: You wanna kiss me? Me: For luck? Kylo: ... Me: For luck right?
@daviddyer35432 жыл бұрын
Brought to you by the return of the SPIDERMAN TRIPLE ACTION WEB BLASTER!
@shinyhandman64642 жыл бұрын
2:08 I found this to be hilarious
@rodanrulerofthesky1722 жыл бұрын
3:55-3:56 was genius
@3ofSpades Жыл бұрын
“Hell, it’s about time.” -StarCraft 2 trailer
@MorfsPrower2 жыл бұрын
I heard that Dunkey around 9. There was so much stuff I didn't have time to process anything it was so rapid fire lol. I'll have to watch it again lmao excellent, Cap!
@HermitMongoose2 жыл бұрын
Moar liek Kisslo Men amirite
@mysterioman82 жыл бұрын
Chewy IM HOME
@noisepuppet11 ай бұрын
This is so classic ❤
@Tirgo695 ай бұрын
It really is
@ZLSM2 жыл бұрын
This is awesomely funny you deserve more subscribers.
@hawkeyenextgen7117 Жыл бұрын
When the world needed him the most, he returned
@TheRetroCount2 жыл бұрын
Brings me back to 2012
@liquidchato2 жыл бұрын
That shit was fucking hilarious 10/10 You wanna Kiss me
@GorgFlodGeming Жыл бұрын
i see u brought back some of the classics
@Tinnesa2 жыл бұрын
The legend is back.
@Captpan62 жыл бұрын
Somehow, Captpan returned.
@Tinnesa2 жыл бұрын
@@Captpan6 Nice one. Clever boi
@FooPanda2 жыл бұрын
Tito reference? Classic.
@CatMaster900012 жыл бұрын
Best Yugoslavian president
@PhilipJFryII2 жыл бұрын
Looks like we made it back in One Falcon
@andresbravo2003 Жыл бұрын
4:36 “DELL?!”
@evangamesgoodman98754 ай бұрын
Pretty much only 2 things to take away from this experience. 1: Kylo Ren is a Yandere. 2: Finn was a dinosaur in disguise this whole time. Man I’m dead 🤣☠️
@Mrevits782 жыл бұрын
Dude, this is fucking amazing.
@Chronochrome2 жыл бұрын
great use of recurring jokes AWW YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME
@heastner2 жыл бұрын
Disney Star wars deserves all the mockery.
@samsam182002 жыл бұрын
SPIDERMAN TRIPLE ACTION WEB BLASTER
@lordwarcraft6662 жыл бұрын
I gonna share this to Skywalker
@ankimotto2 жыл бұрын
Directed by J.J. Abrams
@BatHunterofDevon Жыл бұрын
Gonna tell my kids this was Ep.7
@theinternetruinedeverything2 жыл бұрын
ah shit here we go again ah shit shit shit shit
@daviddyer3543 Жыл бұрын
Great. Another potential Jedi to be, sent to a desert planet, like Luke Skywalker. At least Leia got sent to a good planet with good adoptive royal parents, years before the Empire blew up her adoptive home. Rey can do better than hunt for scrap for a few measly polystarch bread portions a day. That's why we're starting the 'New Jedi Assistance Service'. For a donation in New Republic/Imperial credits or your local currency, we can help people like Rey or recently displace heroes/heroines get back on their feet and help the New Republic fight the evils to come. With your donations, Rey and others will get better hiding places, better jobs with better pay and food, nice guardians to help look after them and give them a home and benefits, plus with bigger donations, at-home Jedi training materials and their own lightsaber, a starship and/or starfighter of their own to command and assistants with engineering training, pilot training, etc. Support the NJAS today. Our holonet and droid callers are standing by to receive your (secure) donations.
@cannonfodder40002 жыл бұрын
Holy shit the volvic volcano!
@TheTrueMerrio2 жыл бұрын
Now this... this is gold.
@nextgenerationlibert2 жыл бұрын
5:13 i almost died
@christophermaynard19022 жыл бұрын
Deees nutz lol
@dachshund_gaming2 жыл бұрын
3:43
@luissalazar3811 Жыл бұрын
7:38 Scientology XD
@daphneskywalkereditor80877 ай бұрын
3:08 😂
@Arro32 жыл бұрын
That was wonderful !
@Legojake942 жыл бұрын
brilliant
@jakerupp384011 ай бұрын
Better than the movie
@Ztr72 жыл бұрын
Luigi I am home
@aciDCXIV2 жыл бұрын
Ah gee i’m one month too late =C
@MrFeastablesChocolate2 жыл бұрын
Bro what the hell is the name of this video
@Captpan62 жыл бұрын
Gaylo Reng Finn-gers Poo Damperon With his Hand Solo
@dylanlarson4658 Жыл бұрын
3:01
@jannis115 ай бұрын
NIce
@TMX11382 жыл бұрын
7:39 - 7:43 At least you avoided using 9/11 like CartoonLover98 kept doing in his videos, because that would be EXTREMELY poor taste.
@Captpan62 жыл бұрын
Why joke about that when there's a perfectly susceptible Scientology building hanging around?