YTP: Harold Trotter and the Bogey-Flavoured One [Part One]

[@TheMasterPoop]

I'm very grateful for everyone's continued support of my work, even after such a long absence. Unfortunately, due to copyright laws, I've never earned a penny from all the hard work I've put into these videos. (Any ads you see on my videos are benefiting Warner Bros, who have claimed all of my content.) Given how things tend to unfold on the internet, this video will likely be clipped, monetized, and reposted on platforms like TikTok and Instagram without proper credit to me, and I won't receive any share of the profit. If you appreciate my content and are feeling generous enough to make a one-time donation, please consider following the link to my Buy Me a Coffee page. In the near future, I'll be creating a commentary/Q&A video, and I'd love to answer any questions you might have. If you do have questions, please attach them to your donation, and I will answer them. Thank you for your ongoing support! www.buymeacoffee.com/themasterpoop

[@DanielLave25280]

Glad Your Back Dude

[@Mozeh]

I've been waiting; eons, centuries, years for another part. And you my friend, have delivered. I was a 3 year old child when "Halord Trotter and the Smelly Old Shoebrush" dropped. Now im a 9000-year-old Nazgulian Trap Wizard. I just wanna say the wait was worth it, and I can finally rest.

[@DankAssPicklePop]

Your previous YTP's bring me back to a better time, when the internet wasn't like it is now. Keep up the good work, the effort is amazing.

[@imsorryformystupidity2814]

Maybe clip it yourself before anyone else can?

[@hockeyfanatic1113]

You should def clip and post on all socials with ur own account. You’ll get a lot more reconnection. Which you deserve for making these

[@Huggbees]

The absolute best. No competition. Someone fund this man an entire Harry Potter movie's worth of budget.

[@Peter_File69]

Hello mr hugg how do I turn a sphere insideout?

[@MildewedDuke]

Preach it

[@JackPoppy]

Hey, you're the funny man from the KZbin videos.

[@bitterlatethannever4451]

Give him podcast money Andrew

[@clashkingking6193]

its this guy and jclayton

[@lhering]

Dumbledore literally saying "a few words" is 100% in character for book Dumbledore

[@DisposableSupervillainHenchman]

“A few words” Dumbledore said calmly.

[@favorites483]

@@DisposableSupervillainHenchman HARRY, DID YOU PUT A FEW WORDS IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE!!!!!

[@MaxTrash01]

I’m like 90% sure he said this at one point

[@lhering]

@@MaxTrash01 I think it was like "let me say a few words before we all start to dig in: enjoy your meal." (Loosely transcribed from memory)

[@Fera-gr5mm]

@@lhering "Nitwit Blubber Oddment Tweak"

[@EvilGremlin100]

Dudley coming down the stairs and then just fucking off up into the aether really got me for some reason. So unexpected

[@porkmashups2990]

I was expecting him to crash through the stairs. I was not expecting him to just ascend. Got me pretty good 😂

[@chaosminecraft3399]

Yeah, i also thought that Dudley is gonna go to the pits of hell, but instead he went to the [VOID].

[@Porkupine69]

I was expecting the original jump but something else falling on harry instead of the paint/dust

[@PinkyZKey]

Same. I was done right there.

[@mic_n_ike]

That was the greatest part of the whole video, and I have no idea why

[@Justin_Riddle]

8:28 “There’s the little devil. Oh and there’s one last thing… 🖕” “Very well”

[@tetehenkes]

I broke at that part😂😂😂😂

[@gamegeekx]

Very well as in he accepted the insult or that he is allowing the verb? LOL!

[@mortarbackmusic8511]

I died for real 😂

[@phantomforever309]

> Disappears off the face of the earth > Drops absolutely hilarious and fantastically edited YTP with more on the way > Refuses to elaborate further > Leaves

[@PeasMinister]

These are so well edited and also more than 10 minutes long so I imagine they take ages to make

[@CZsWorld]

There are so many moments in this where my jaw just dropped like how did he do it

[@SaImanKayani]

Hello from the future!

[@andrewcarlson3486]

That owl realized what street it was on

[@mcgillAHgorilla]

Yo czsworld love your channel I always see you in the comments if videos 😂

[@andrewcarlson3486]

@@mcgillAHgorilla can't believe huggbees is in the section too

[@alegomanYTPs]

a.i, clearly

[@mathieuleader8601]

that transformation from Kermit to Peterson was superb and seamless

[@ShogaAkage]

5:31. I was literally dying this was so unexpected💀

[@leipzigergnom]

Bro, I couldn't stop laughing

[@EstellaFromFydoriaYT]

R.I.P Harry Potter. 5:32

[@tahunuva4254]

I got to "you're fucking sus" and had to take a breather

[@crzyphoenix]

Idk why but the “Burma wasn’t nice” sign made me laugh so hard

[@GhostTempuary]

Was hopping I wasn't the only one but harry saying I see took me out 😂

[@bulbajer]

"The whole 75-year-long war vibe was kinda off-putting"

[@o0julek0o]

That and the Post Office "we missed you" note had me absolutely wheezing.

[@thejaypee]

It feels like something out of Airplane

[@TheCalciumGamer]

For a split second I thought Harry was going to say “You’re from Birmingham, aren’t you?”

[@JamTheLad]

7 years…. 7 long years, I finished college, left, uni, and became almost 30…. All worth the wait x

[@decm8]

Hiiya big sexy josh mate

[@Thundernerd2aBird]

aw ditto man

[@SouthpoleSoul]

That's exactly the way I feel lol

[@GoblinFromOblivion]

10:27 Harry crossing onto Knapford station and being met with the cheerful, welcoming smile of Thomas is unironically one of the most wholesome things I’ve ever seen.

[@sketch-eee4165]

Legit got chills from that.

[@glitchygamer105]

I was so happy when I saw thomas and the Knapford sign

[@TheLazyFusspot_3428]

​@@glitchygamer105 Same, m8

[@TheLazyFusspot_3428]

​@@sketch-eee4165Day Out with Thomas anyone?

[@ravenscarlettanis13]

Very wholesome

[@inkmime]

One of my favorite small details is just how within literal seconds of getting his hands on the cooking stove, Harold manages to set something on fire. True talent in the ways of burning a breakfast.

[@level5650]

Dudley’s present being a massive load of Prime shows an unparalleled understanding of the character.

[@nightmarewarlock4091]

Worth the 5 year or so wait. Uncle Vernon ripping Harry's face off had me laughing.

[@Circuitssmith]

It just came out of nowhere and clotheslined me.

[@seekingabsolution1907]

This is one of the times where I would really like to know what on earth was done to make that scene. Did he have to take a scene from the film, edit out everything but the face and use some program to make that into like, a model which could then be made to interact with Vernon's fingers like that?

[@Mowingthefrontlawn]

@bnsyphotography2104The POA one from 2 years ago was a reupload of the original from 5 years ago that removed actual footage of a terrorist attack (a good decision, which I appreciated, as that hit close to home for a lot of fans).

[@sunnex474]

@@Mowingthefrontlawn what attack was it?

[@Mowingthefrontlawn]

@@sunnex474 9/11. The uncensored version is behind a link in the description, so people can get a heads up.

[@whynotdean8966]

2:38 Why did this make me actually laugh out loud? Dumbledore stacking Harry Potters on a doorstep is so unexpected.

[@thelittleerik4806]

For me it was: 3:33 4:18 IS SO GODDAMN FUNNY HAAHAHAHAH 5:28 omfg its i couldn't breathe it was so good 8:28 this whole interaction including the second item XD 9:44 as well IS SO CREATIVE

[@TEJR69]

fucking, same!

[@suddendrop5180]

​@@thelittleerik4806 Well, looks like nobody not even Harry took Hermione's advice about taking someone's eye out

[@andrewcarlson3486]

Dudley fuckin ascending while the owl outside just realized what street it was on😂

[@MissGoldmouth]

For me it was right after that when it showed his scar

[@thefacelessstranger4983]

Funnily enough, Dumbledore saying "A few words" as part of his speech is entirely lore accurate.

[@MatthPeder]

Not much different from the original book line, "Nitwit blubber oddment tweak!"

[@Alex-uq1el]

Doesn’t he actually do that in one of the books, too? I could’ve sworn he did. Before giving a real, proper speech, but still.

[@mikey100swim]

Hagrid’s lustful face after “you’re a woman Harry” 🤣🤣🤣

[@havox30]

Me trying to rewatch the actual movie will never be the same and I'm here for it.

[@Otaban5]

"Professor Dumbledore would like to say a Few words" "A Few Words!"

[@foreverdirt1615]

I can't watch moments from Chamber of Secrets without thinking of the Flesh Eatin' Slug Repellent. It lives in my head as much as the actual movie does. Cool to see another one.

[@tutin4090]

Today, Mr Weasley

[@essay383]

*gasp* he did not!

[@greyghost2492]

[@Mooglatan]

We've raised you since you were a bedroom, given you the food off our table, even let you have Dudley's second baby.

[@scotswarrior9535]

And when the world needed him most, he returned

[@Dafuqinator7]

The quality puts Hollywood to shame, and the humor is top notch. Your YTPs are among the best there are.

[@chrislondo2683]

If I were an exec I would say this guy has balls.

[@Tophu48548]

Not among the best even. Name a better channel. TMP is *the* best one out there. No competition at all. Consider donating a coffee as per pinned comment as I just did!

[@ozzgonzalez7165]

Uncle Vernon speaking in Banjo Kazooie killed me 😂😂😂

[@lewisgorrod3763]

Hagrid pulling the finger was perfect omg

[@kiddynamite1991]

"Very well..."

[@DeepRedNewGold]

My God, this is the most high quality YTP I've ever seen. Your editing rivals that of movies. It's no wonder you're called the "Master" Poop. Absolutely stellar!

[@nolanrux7866]

8:30 Hagrid giving the goblin the little devil already made me laugh. But him flipping the bird afterwards sent me. Well done.

[@Lucas-vv1jz]

That park broke me too omfg 💀💀💀

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

It's the goblin accepting it as well that gets me

[@crabbypatt13s]

Hagrid's face when flipping him the bird makes the whole thing. it's like, "right here, buddy"

[@J_to_the_F]

11:27 the trolly is called McGonagall's. What a legend. That you put efford even into the tinyest back ground details and never miss an opotunity for a joke is just so mind blowing.

[@retrolopez8321]

11:35 It makes me laugh so hard when he's too fat.😂😂🤣🤣

[@J_to_the_F]

​@@retrolopez8321that as well

[@wendyandcarla2176]

@@J_to_the_F11:21 I can’t even

[@samcross8532]

Thw face ripping thing bit had me on the floor ABSOLUTELY ROLLING 😂😂😂

[@LeganArabach]

I'm still crying. It's been 5 minutes!

[@Ben-yz7sx]

​@@LeganArabachunnus annus

[@laemmeelagi]

i wanted this to never end. thank you for all these years

[@Infected404]

"A few words" -Albus Dumbledore

[@Tyguy719]

As a dad this joke was so appreciated and I laughed so hard for too long

[@jags29]

Of all the insanely well edited and funny bits it this video "Burma Wasn't Nice" was the part that made me pause the video from laughing. The simplicity of it killed me 🤣

[@WeegeeSlayer123]

Two long years, and the best of the best FINALLY returns. Keeping the Harry Potter YTP tradition alive.

[@NovaArtix01]

This is actually a cinematic masterpiece hands down 🙌

[@kattphive]

RIP Maggie Smith. Odd coincidence KZbin would suggest this to me today

[@Niklas211]

Wow, honestly I think it's hard to even begin counting the hours that must have gone into making this masterpiece. And looking at this outcome, it was absolutely worth it and you deserve all the good credit for it!

[@JClayton1994]

Top quality video, MP! 4:19 and the fat c**t part were my personal favourites!

[@AaronAlterman]

We miss you JClayton1994

[@MananaMan]

3:31 genuinely made me laugh out loud that was so unexpected lmfao

[@MayBeMy2ndAcc..mayb3]

Ye xd

[@NTMonsty]

His Planet Needed Him.

[@Pigeonswain]

Any other KZbin poop would've had him smash through the floor. Not Masterpoop

[@dragonmanover9000]

Ascended

[@Justin_Riddle]

Bro just got raptured

[@austinross1825]

The look on snape’s face when dumbledore said “a few words” was priceless. He was like bro wait.. are you fr rn??

[@MarkoBlack76]

“You’re fucking sus” Had me hollering

[@runopologist]

3:35 made me spit out my coffee. Almost every joke was completely unexpected, amazing job!

[@mushroomhead3619]

Owl: Aaaaaagh!

[@Ben-yz7sx]

That scared the shit out of me.😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sunnex474]

It made me jump in Smiling Friends and it made me jump here

[@mushroomhead3619]

Where’s the scene in Smiling Friends?

[@blipsauce1143]

@@mushroomhead3619first episode when the scene cuts to pims family dinner

[@Longshanks1690]

There’s something oddly, but genuinely, wholesome and charming about the idea of Thomas being the Hogwarts Express and taking new students there. Like taking that late 20th/early 21st century British nostalgia that HP already embodied and taking it to a whole new level. I really do love it more than I probably should. 😂

[@JackAttack15]

You are too good at this, man. Most of your work is something akin to a high budget production. I hope that important people see your work and hire you to make even more amazing content. Also I freaking laughed at the Thomas the Train. The freaking continuity and attention to detail had me rolling on the floor.

[@Bambusratte3000]

These Editing Skills are just insanely good. One of the funniest Things I’ve watched in a while

[@CarrionMaw]

One minute in and I've already lost it. "I should have know you'd be here, Professor Jordan Peterson". Welcome back, dude.

[@chaddusgeneralpythor8665]

bro, when vernon unlocked harry’s mouth i died

[@vegamctavish]

04:20 that was superb, I absolutely lost it 😂😂😂 Glad that you are back.

[@FlyingScott]

I am absolutely dumbfounded by the level of animation in these. This person just reanimated like half the shots with what look to be remade assets. Holy shit. Animators might as well pack it in.

[@Luna_Potato]

10:27, jokes aside, the ammount of effort that was put into making Thomas and his coaches seamlessly blend in with the lighting to make it look as if it belongs is absolutely mind blowing 🤯. The ammount of effort put into this YTP is astounding

[@RyderSmith-ne3vn]

W profile pic

[@StalwartTirith]

This is genuinely some of the best editing I've seen, YTP or otherwise lol.

[@MightyElemental]

This video is criminally underviewed. This is hands down the best editing of any YTP.

[@Nick-qf7vt]

Words can't express how glad I am that you're back man. Your videos have always cheered me up on my worst days.

[@danielwarrington2865]

I love the combination of genuine high class editing and animation thrown in with slapstick basics. Triggers all kind of humour. Huge well done, keep it up.

[@chickenvasquez78]

Somethings can't be rushed like this fantastic and improved Poop.

[@Comindo]

The genius of YTPs is back, absolutely incredible once again even after all these years.

[@garrettlancaster3979]

3:33 dude i almost stopped breathing from laughing so hard.

[@Ben-yz7sx]

"AAAAAAAHGG"

[@iquadud4693]

4:01 that Banjo Kazooie joke made my day! 🤣

[@dragonmanover9000]

It's even in Comic Sans like the latest one

[@juliantaylor7663]

Classic I absolutely lost it when that happened

[@YangBalanceYin]

Im blown away by this. This isnt just splicing words together or putting like a Microsoft paint level image into the scene. Even the lighting is good. Everything works. This is easily the best one of these I've seen in a while. Hope for more of the same great quality stuff.

[@RagaWolf88]

No Toast on Sundays, but No toast 😋 I love the Master poop, I he's back after 3 years! He's making a comeback! I love your stuff Masterpoop

[@skinner219]

10:31 Forget about the Mark Forster movie, this is what a live action of Thomas The Tank Engine should look like. Honestly the editing is so clean. It’s so great to have you back mate! You’ve never lost your touch.

[@andrewhilbert4790]

Jordan peterson being kermit the frog was so damn clever, well done

[@Sonicfan101Swagmaster]

3:36 THE FUCKING OWL DUDE, I SWEAR TO GOD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@alexhousakos]

He forces you to look at the sign saying ANAL STREET and bam, jumpscare

[@Batnano]

it's the worst part,doesn't look as realistic as the rest of the edits, it's kinda cringy actually

[@PeterPan-qm5ih]

​@@BatnanoSure.. for Dudes without Humour..

[@fritzyfox3713]

@@Batnano Um actually... no one cares 🤓

[@godot9407]

​@Batnano it's almost like humor is subjective!

[@quinnriutta]

I'm not sure why the scene of Vernon Ripping off Harry's face was so funny but it was. This is brilliant!

[@hummingbird18]

this is so wonderfully done . funniest and most skilled edit ive seen in a while . amazing job

[@Pokefan220195]

I love your YTPs, they're on another level entirely. Even if you upload very rarely, it's always worth it.

[@Fred-xy9ch]

11:40 Harry looks like he's about to announce Half Life 3

[@Jamie_Jewel]

Vernon rips Harry’s face off Well that escalated quickly.

[@pissybadger4446]

R.I.P., Dame Maggie Smith.

[@itschelseakay]

Every second of this was impossible to predict 🤣 I cackled at Dudley jumping and floating upward and the actual little devil with middle finger at the bank 😂😆

[@gionnijohnson408]

He came back when the world needed his comedy to put smiles back on our faces!☺️

[@npelolli]

The Return of the King, love to see your quality editing return

[@KringeBoy_Productions]

Best Harry Potter Ytps

[@spacejumper0593]

This is literally the best KZbinPoop I‘ve seen in my life. The skill of editing is truely insane!

[@SPM0717]

He was this good in 2012 too.

[@JessicaEmily1812]

I’ve been dealing with some mental health issues as of late and these videos have made me smile and laugh so hard 😂 thank you

[@whitebarackobama7999]

Hope you will get well soon

[@Multiversal_Productions]

6:41 is easily my favourite frame from any ytp on youtube, as a huge spider-man fan, that was service!

[@klatchabobby]

Holy fuck, I'm only at 1:18 and I'm already shitting myself over the quality of this YTP. You always had the highest-quality YTPs but this is just on another level

[@KringeBoy_Productions]

WELCOME BACK

[@stormstrider1990]

This was a pretty damn hilarious addition to the Harold Trotter series. Kermit the Frog AKA Professor Jordan Peterson was the best part.

[@Bozothcow]

Dudley going into orbit actually made me choke on my pie.

[@matt6851]

The GOAT returned!!!

[@HermitKing731]

🐐maaaah

[@brandonspain12345]

13:10 God, that sounded monsterous 😂

[@Alter_Dan_K]

I was drooling of laughter.

[@NeonHeadlights]

this is beautiful man i used to watch these when i was 10 and now im almost 18 and i can’t describe how cool it is to see you still making them

[@gunpowderHVA]

Ollivander flew off the ladder and I about shit myself 😂😂😂

[@WorldWalker128]

You know, if I had good money, and if we wouldn't get sued by WB, I'd hire you to ytp the entire series of movies. This is simply fantastic!

[@RaisedLetter]

As Cornelius Fudge once said "he's back!"

[@Outaszide]

YTP is the funniest thing around, long live poop been here since 2008 come back cos its just a timeless concept 10 yrs later

[@dustindump]

I'm so grateful for this pleasant surprise. First a new Fesh Pince and now this. This has been a great winter for ytp.

[@matthewmyrp]

absolutely, unequivocally fantastic. Thank you so much for the laughs, I've rewatched multiple times. Going back and checking your other ytps while I wait for part 2 has been wonderful too. Thanks again, I wish you the best

[@jokesoverart8228]

I adore how Olivander doubles down and goes ahead with his dramatic introduction after falling off the ladder.

[@ancientdarkness3102]

Havent been this satisfied with a ytp for like 10 years, you made my day sir

[@GeneralJigg]

8:05 “what did he saaaaaay” while video cracking me up. Pls do more mr masterpoop

[@thatjakeythere]

He’s back! Lord Master Poop has returned!

[@Buck_1337]

So much effort and creativity. The talent is incredible

[@DarkyKong]

Best VFX in a YTP thats I ever seen. Awesome

[@MrMaverick210]

4:15 made me laugh out so loudly. Enjoyed every minute of it, so happy to see harry potter's ytp again, keep it up you got talent

[@LiverKicker]

I've watched YT poops ever since I was a young kid and I would have NEVER expected the genre to be graced with something as advanced and hilarious as your work! Great job, buddy 👏👏

[@SwagLord4444]

Same

[@AlvaroYamagami]

So many years… and it’s still the best. Can’t express the joy I felt upon seeing this in my feed.

[@darrenbaker9461]

The editing on this is absolutely award- winning.... Harry Potter getting his faced ripped off was totally unexpected haha

[@Redmondralph-rx8xp]

The bit where he just casually rips harrys face auf 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jakeopatrny990]

holy crap I thought this channel was dead, one of the most beautiful YTPs out there