[YTP] - Judge Judy moments

[@TwoTailedCaperer]

"How old is your daughter?" "B I G"

[@devinhunter3822]

That did not happen ☺️

[@goodname63]

b I G sister

[@dancingdog3117]

Why not?

[@blagoevski336]

Lmao

[@fire-typhoon123]

"Hehe boi"

[@glennhooper8867]

"She proceeded to throw a containekh and then she threw a bag of shash and then she threw liquid profanity." "The only issue is the genocide."

[@SuperCatman]

Just a second. That never happened.

[@glennhooper8867]

@@SuperCatman Turkey's attitude towards the Armenian genocide

[@celestialquartziteee]

I guarantee you that never happened

[@AmethystRebellion]

LIQUID PROFANITY, LMAO! I'm so using that!

[@beerhoven]

@@AmethystRebellion I wonder if it would come in a spray bottle or aerosol can...

[@awetmore6846]

"Have you ever had a boyfriend?" "What kind?"

[@Roxasora123]

“I have a staffordshire terrier”

[@nicholasleclerc1583]

Well that's kinda an appropriate question to have : -A one-time thing ? -A friend with benefits ? -A long-distance relationship ? -A summer fling ? -An otherwise short-term relationship ? -A husband ? -An ex ? -A father out of wedlock ? -An unmarried long-term relationship ? -A fiancé ? -Are you currently celibate ?

[@georgerockwell149]

@@nicholasleclerc1583 Uh… no. The definition of “boyfriend” is pretty straightforward, and most of the things you listed don’t fit that definition. Hence, asking “what kind?” is a silly and nonsensical response to being told “yes, I’ve had a boyfriend.”

[@akman909]

@@georgerockwell149 well everything before A husband makes seems to fit the description of a "boyfriend" to me, but i get your point.

[@Jesus4life_39]

💀💀

[@moneytree9147]

"so you play basketball?" "i dont remember" same

[@plur5ever]

“Have you had a boyfriend before?” “Yes” “What kind?” “A Staffordshire Terrier”

[@jonathanlocke6404]

"Oh, yeah, I remember...You broke up because he kept chewing your shoes"...

[@josealbacado8838]

For ten years

[@itstheman0nthem00n]

@@jonathanlocke6404 Just a second. That never happened.

[@Dyslogix]

" Yes i know my grandson has a body " ... " Nein "

[@yilongmusk9665]

Lol

[@eyeballpapercut4400]

Judge Judy: (internal confused screaming)

[@cameronwilliams3086]

"Hans Von Fritz has entered the chat."

[@zxcvbnm5674]

"You claim that the defendant came onto your property and killed you." "Yes."

[@javeydones5163]

ses

[@cameronwilliams3086]

@@javeydones5163 ses

[@javeydones5163]

@@cameronwilliams3086 you raise a very good point

[@saraflint2982]

I didn't ask you that.

[@beesechurger2540]

Do-Do you understand? Candles.

[@MrHat-gm6yz]

3:36 "You are about to enter the courtroom of Judge Jew"

[@aaronodonoghue1791]

"This is JUUUUUUU-"

[@danielalvesldiniz]

famous last words before entering the Numberg Trials

[@lostwavefinder587]

"Judge Judgey continues in a moment"

[@booqueefious2230]

I mean they aren't wrong

[@johnathanbabino9852]

😂😂😂

[@ReubenWalton]

4:29 “I’ve just been under a lot of stress” “Is that correct?” “No.” LMAO the way that flowed without missing a beat

[@jubilantsleep]

The way his name is edited as “stress.” I felt that

[@amalayperson7208]

"legal joint custody"

[@CatholicNiko]

You see how easy that was?

[@tiffanyshanley1419]

@@jubilantsleep And "Forgetful, 16"

[@MrLunaMars]

@@CatholicNiko just a minute

[@big_t6471]

"Judge Judgey continues in a moment." "It's-a me, Judge Judy."

[@MusicDecomposer]

“Two Tickets to a One-Ticket Concert” The sequel to “Wrong Way Down a One-Way Street”.

[@rmawer1986]

That's beautiful 🥺

[@snarkiwi]

2 tickets to a 1 ticket concert? Dang I heard those are in high demand. What a score.

[@Rainbow__cookie]

Yo mama is so fat she needed 2 tickets to 1 ticket concert Ok ima head out

[@MetroSouthRailVideos]

😂

[@ObliviousTeenager]

Bad bunny entered the chat

[@stevewilkosotherchair7192]

@@Rainbow__cookie 💀💀💀💀

[@keestar8740]

But Did you purchase candles from miss Reynolds ?

[@ImmaLittlePip]

"Liquid profanity" Lmfao

[@angelit161]

Lmao

[@anteros__]

Never happened

[@tamatomlinson]

Because that never happened

[@fourearwolf3315]

That never happened

[@isaiah-the-starborn]

I left. Went to Home Depot.

[@coorbin]

I crack up every time she asks a question, they start to answer then she says SSHHHHHHH

[@b6_ruby]

Then their face gets warped 😂

[@CylenX6]

SHHHHHH!

[@savagefox3241]

I guarantee you that never happened

[@MetroSouthRailVideos]

“That was on what day?” “SuuS” 😂

[@radsimp5710]

SuSday

[@ray-yp9lw]

"I know but what sUuS?"

[@ray-yp9lw]

@@SaturatedCat LMAO

[@MetroSouthRailVideos]

@@SaturatedCat LOL

[@Novacayne-alt]

Hmmmmm... Amogus

[@knucklehoagies]

LIQUID PROFANITY

[@theLOSTpassenger_]

Never happened.

[@britneyfanboy4835]

@@theLOSTpassenger_I guarantee that never happened

[@urtypicalfemboy-nm3fx]

@britneyfanboy4835 Because it never happened.

[@CherylStevens-g8k]

That woman left and went to home depot.

[@tennisracket166]

@@CherylStevens-g8k just a second, that never happened

[@SnowballTheFoxx]

0:28: “May I speaker?” 😂 I’m gonna start using this in everyday speech.

[@YTPewp]

Just be sure to reverse whatever you say afterwards 😆

[@SnowballTheFoxx]

@@YTPewp haha yeah no I do that waaaaay to often. I pretty much speak YTP unintentionally

[@YTPewp]

@@SnowballTheFoxx Even better!

[@einarclausen]

"She said she was a weesshdasshdeessh". Priceless.

[@elimyers9413]

Did she actually say speaker? Or was that edited

[@wilberforce95]

"It is your claim that the defendant came onto your property and killed you." "Yes, I had to send him a d-" "Shh."

[@DABOSS190]

“I’m an idiot” “That’s correct”

[@KC0FZZ]

Opening a conversation like this got me out of a ticket when I ran a cop off the road. A bag of ice had fallen off the center console and into my lap (my Explorer was cluttered and the center console seemed to be the best place to put the ice). I grabbed for the ice and apparently jerked the wheel to the left, directly into the path of an oncoming car. He swerved into the ditch; his drivers side tires were barely on the gravel shoulder. The last thing I noticed was the light bar on top of his car. "Ohhhhh, no." I had already pulled over and was waiting for him at the bottom of the hill with my license and insurance card in hand by the time he'd turned around and pulled up behind me. He didn't even get a word out and I said, "I'm an idiot! The bag of ice slid- and my lap- and I jerked the wheel- I'm sososorryI'manidiot!" "You almost ran me off the road back there." Internally I was thinking "ALMOST!? I had you in the ditch, man!" What I SAID was "I know, I'm so so sorry!" My guardian angel was looking out for me that day, or some higher power has a sense of humor; instead of pulling me out of my car and giving me hell, he let me off with a terse warning and let me go on my way.

[@SCREAMOguy413]

@@KC0FZZ that's amazing

[@itstheman0nthem00n]

@@SCREAMOguy413 just a second. that never happened.

[@anteros__]

"I left, went to home depot." "That never happened." 🤣

[@HailSatanLLC]

"It's a me! Judge a Judy!"

[@Hughes17]

I was looking for someone to mention this Hahah 🤣

[@savagefox3241]

HANG UP THE PHONE…. AHHHH F*****

[@depressingcow9767]

Almost choked to death on Judge Jew and Judge Judgey. I was not ready for those

[@superdude899]

*Arm Roystrong, Jr.*

[@natekaine2683]

4:58 🤣 JJ: Do you understand? ??: CANdLeS

[@JakeandElwoodBlues]

Judge to the plaintiff in the amount of 200 candles.

[@beesechurger2540]

That's all. Thank you

[@Sheamuscz]

@@beesechurger2540 Time to get another dog.

[@savagefox3241]

Sts

[@thevoltking2465]

"We tell everyone, if you sign up for the team, QUIT, because our budget is still set, we still have to go to Nashville, OR"

[@thepuffin4050]

Ah yes, the famous metropolis Nashville, Oregon

[@matthewbowen5841]

Its an expensive place to visit apparently

[@jetlirlajqi6977]

“how old is your daughter?” “big” LMFAOAOAOAO

[@박상현-u3d]

3:24 Judgy judy enchants spell

[@Ilovewashers]

"Then she threw Liquid Profanity" Lol I love me some "Fuck off" Juice.

[@savagefox3241]

I guarantee you that never happened. Because it never happened. 😂

[@Korpsaws]

Thanks to whoever put this together. I haven't laughed this hard since laughter was invented

[@YTPewp]

That would be me ✌😎

[@Korpsaws]

@@YTPewp Cheers my man

[@CatholicNiko]

@@YTPewp Daniel Fucker shout-out when? Or did it happen? I guarantee it never happened

[@henrikhyrup3995]

@@YTPewp fun fact: Laughter was invented in 1582 by Jacques Laff when he attempted to smile twice at the same time. He was disgusted with the name of his new invention 'laffing' so he opted for a more posh variant so show his French roots and his hatred towards the British.

[@boblettucetobbs1290]

"When did this accident happen?" "My boyfriend's house." "Where?" "In, ummm, Las Vegas?" "And where is that?" "L A S V E G A S"

[@toxicpoizon]

"Is that right" "Yup" "Okay."

[@savagefox3241]

HANG UP THE PHONE…. AHHH F***!!

[@The500k]

"I don't remember." - Sheyla.

[@JormungandrEtrSigSjalfr]

"Judge Judgy", that's brilliant! Sort of sounds like Judge Judy if she was in Bob the Builder or something. xD

[@YTPewp]

I love that also. It's the little things 😆

[@appelsiini465]

It doesn’t even sound edited and that makes this whole thing even better 😂

[@aaronodonoghue1791]

"Patricia Likes Pasta is suing 3 pets and Super Mario... oOo... for the death of her neighbour, Daniel F&÷£er"

[@aprilleerose]

Omg 😂 that was hilarious 😆

[@thamietshuma7500]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣felt my soul leave

[@savagefox3241]

Mario…. oOo

[@Zac01_Official]

6:31 😂 Everyone in the 90s trying to use the internet while other people using the phone be like

[@jubilantsleep]

😭😭😭

[@ecudude27858]

Judge Judy asking a question and then immediately and aggressively sssh-ing them kills me every time

[@DusterBuster497]

I just love how JJ just screams "I DIDN'T ASK YOU THAT!" and the blonde lady was just so accepting and was just like "Okay 😀"

[@nate_creeden_]

You know they’re pissed when they’re throwing liquid profanity!

[@savagefox3241]

I guarantee you that never happened. Because it never happened. 😂

[@tomatoketchup507]

“How old is your daughter?” “BIG”

[@joshlemang7474]

Unpopular opinion: 3:22 - 3:26 is gold

[@bubbleheadft]

"Shyla Jones Forgetful, 16" Beautiful.

[@hikariwuff]

“Judge Judy’s in a moment” That killed me 😂

[@jordymares6758]

"The young man was out of control and I checked to see if he was my dog" Yeah that's what we all do when young people are out of control check if their our pets. Makes sense

[@TellEmB290]

My dog was on the bicycle right in front of me

[@WarriorMike20]

@@TellEmB290see, I'm ded as all SuSS 🥸😅🤣 Shit had me wheezin* on the JoJ 🏍 With my dog that was up in a bike 🐕 😵

[@Jeremy.Bearemy]

They're

[@NachosElectric]

@@Jeremy.Bearemy There

[@Jeremy.Bearemy]

@@NachosElectric "To check if *they are* our pets" They are = They're (Contraction) I went to *their* house. (Possesive adjective) *There* is a man out of control, i think he is my dog

[@silusmkhwananzi3121]

4:43 The Mario theme song killed me.🤣🤣

[@anotherdayinthislife]

LMFAO I’m literally in tears this is so dumb but so damn hilarious lol thank you 😂😂

[@YTPewp]

😎👍

[@kennyhayesmusic7499]

The definition of the beauty of YTP's. 😌👌

[@PvtNoclass925]

8:59 “good bye. Todaloo. Fuck you” hahahahahaha that killed me!

[@kaptainkool101]

I could stop that, but uh. . . STOP THAT!

[@ohyesitsyouagain]

I almost spit out my drink at “Arm Roystrong Jr” 🤣🤣This is hilarious!! Please make more Judge Judy YTP.

[@SuperCatman]

Patricia likes pasta is suing three cats and Mario? Woah!

[@dylan_50]

Please do more Judge Judy videos

[@Great_WesternTVFan]

6:31 "HANG UP THE PHONEEE!!! NOOOWAFF******" 😂

[@tomivehvilainen]

This is JUUUUU

[@sjsisjsjks]

3:26 I thought you mirrored this woman's face but that's just how she looks. impressive

[@CoyoteKaraoke-ck9fh]

"I could stop that, but..." "STOP THAT!"

[@townicus5908]

0:57 Judge Judy channelling her inner Jonathan Frakes

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

?

[@peppermintpattycam5546]

“The cost to fix her 7 year old son” *M A l A k A i*

[@jimc8523]

Neighbor's description of events starting around 2:18 are priceless.

[@Karywee_seed]

These always make me laugh so hard I cry. Thank you for brightening my day.

[@YTPewp]

Glad to hear it 😎

[@shinylatias8391]

0:53-1:07😂❤ The Bag Of Shash got me

[@savagefox3241]

The amount of rhetorical questions in this video is insane.

[@sykorixgraveborn7142]

"April, uuuuh, buuh" "What day was that" "Suus" "Is it true that he came onto your property and killed you" "Yes"

[@sykorixgraveborn7142]

@Parker Findley yes, I loved that line 😂😂

[@itstheman0nthem00n]

@@sykorixgraveborn7142 Just a second. That never happened.

[@Grempf159]

7:40 So you owe him 1000 dollars for that. So my understanding was that- SSHHH you owe him!

[@DLsGameGuides]

7:28: your son was riding his horse, and he collided with a bunch of 7 year old grandchildren”😂😂😂😂

[@cameronwilliams3086]

"Amber Martinez Gonzalez is suing neighbor: Tammy-Mammy-Mammy Maiden for the cost to fix her 7 year old son, MaLaChI."

[@DrGUuH]

“HANG UP THE PHONE AH F**K”

[@strickenchicken2137]

We love Judy!!!! Bring in the dancing lobstas! 🦞🦞🦞

[@YTPewp]

Judge Trudy flashback 😵

[@markburch8695]

GREATEST YTP OF ALL TIME!!!

[@peircedrosebuds2843]

4:41 Judge Judgey continues in a moment...

[@ickess]

The “it’s a me, judge Judy” gets me every time

[@The_Shiny_One]

HANG UP THE PHONE!! OHH F**K!! 🤣

[@lereyna1703]

These are absolutely amaZing. I love seeing Judge Judgy YTPs like these. Keep up the great work!

[@dorarobertson2897]

"Are YOU a scam?" Yes 😭

[@dsafsafasdf7505]

you are about to enter the courtroom of judge joo *wow*

[@tplayzroblox]

6:31 GOT ME DYING LMAO

[@anthonykatsivalis224]

Judge Judy: how old is your daughter? Lady: B I G

[@airplanefreak27]

6:31 HANG UP THE PHONE....AW F***!! 🤣

[@beesechurger2540]

One of the best parts xD

[@HauntFreak13]

She threw liquid profanity 😂😂😂

[@VincenzoInfi]

And then she threw liquid profanity

[@ijustwantsushi1252]

don’t forget the container of shaash

[@Sheamuscz]

Judge Judy alone is already hilarious, you made it even better. Excellent job.

[@BrickFighter13]

4:41 Judge Judgey followed by the Mario Bros theme freaking killed me

[@dancingdog3117]

Judge Judgey: So you claim that the defendant has property property property property, am I correct? Patricia likes pasta: *SeS*

[@thezestyman9159]

5:36 best part without a doubt

[@TomDeVito]

“Judge Judgy continues in a moment” HAHAHAHAHA

[@AndrewBarsky]

I love how this is equally absurd as the actual show.

[@lostwavefinder587]

Judge Judgey, my favorite

[@kidvette2004]

"You are about to enter the Sheindlin" O h n o

[@js_munchies]

No need to ender the Sheindlin anymore, I am judge judy!

[@MichaelRosen-wz4ru]

0:50 And then what happened? She proceded to throw a containEkHkEsHnEKhTn, she threw a bag of sʜᴀᴀsʜ, and then she threw liquid *profanity*

[@ericktheapple3367]

LMAO! I need more judge Judy 😂

[@preludepatrick]

1:13 "We tell everyone; if you sign up for the team, quit."

[@lazybelphegore6748]

Juj Judy: (casually)-“The only issue is the genocide”.

[@vitothepizzaguy7475]

''May I speaker'' ''hushhshukj'' 'Thanks you''

[@BrianBattles]

The laugh at the very end made me spit up my coffee!

[@xxthelinkxx3296]

We want Dr. Bruh, we want Dr. Bruh sooosssoos

[@Rainbow__cookie]

Dr duUh would be good here

[@caleba5040]

“I never actually saw my yard” “Stonks”

[@senpaithomas]

“You play basket ball” “I D O N T R E M E M B E R”

[@limer324]

I can't stop laughing over Judy's constant SSSHH-ing that poor lady

[@guytrolol5303]

i donno why but i lost at the face she made at 5:11 XD i just didnt expect it xD

[@DevilNeverKnows]

"you play basketball?" "I don't remember..."

[@snarkiwi]

I hope they can fix Malachi. 😵

[@pegasoltaeclair0611]

The distorted voice saying *_MALACHI_* was hilarious XD

[@GamerChick5567]

I like when you just make like one eyeball bigger or something on these people while they have their conversations lmao never gets old 😂😂😂😂

[@Jayzsti7]

I would watch this show every day if it was actually like this. This Is gold. The nonsense questions and answers are hillarious. I love it.