[YTP] Michael Rosen Embarrasses Himself on Pointless

[@Chefcouchon]

"Welcome to this SHITE"

[@emilyreid6033]

They had me at that

[@Pieskillet]

+Frank Castle Ew, internet creep.

[@Pieskillet]

Frank Castle No, I'm speaking of you. You're just a weird creep, man.

[@emilyreid6033]

Oh god

[@posaidon8]

Hazza i

[@fishstewmusic]

I have met Michael Rosen about seven times in real life here's a conversation I had with him Me: "in "no breathing" how does the student ask to breathe without breathing" Micheal Rosen: "he says it silently and the teacher can lip read"

[@Psyneku]

that is infinitely funnier than this video

[@josh_jack]

How did you meet him?

[@alexbedford4090]

no

[@dothemario2221]

@@Psyneku I met Michael rosen when he visited my primary School when I was in year 5

[@Crescentmewn]

@@dothemario2221 lucky you!

[@nesspsi5700]

This is the most British YTP ever. I love it.

[@thekillerboyratz6047]

We will start off with a jackpot of £2

[@commenter_HIMIK-MAN]

Not enough focking tea

[@jennyhorsburgh8283]

its hilarious

[@watermelonboba5221]

NessPSI 9/10 good but needs more tea

[@jennyhorsburgh8283]

Malina Kimm i hate tea

[@gladeseason3462]

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME MICHEAL ROSEN WAS ON POINTLESS. Also this is so British I love it so much.

[@sukonetei4789]

SepticSpring wha.. what?

[@sophiec7353]

@SepticSpring British is the people in Britain aka the UK 😐

[@crumblestheclown]

British is the people in the UK.

[@mrsatan2632]

Oh, people in Brazil speak Brazillian too.

[@skooter__]

I am British and can confirm that this was indeed, the best episode

[@OJANproject]

Omfg Michael Rosen was on pointless? How did I miss this? Televised memes are the future people.

[@CosmoProductions666]

If you want a clean copy there is one on my channel, good for pooping purposes ;)

[@leolpminecraft6204]

Erm Hillary Clinton's Dab mhm yes

[@cooliofoolio]

NO THWY ARE NOT

[@zamora666]

where is it tho?

[@icanclimbanything6384]

OJANproject No. They fucking aren't.

[@headachesandsorethroats64]

2:24 Alexander: “Words” Michael Rosen *”hurray!”*

[@hahaa3341]

WooW

[@greengracie2006]

Aw 😩

[@coolguy02536]

Older Rosen

[@titmouse-distribution]

STOP

[@magnussorensen3320]

Alexander: It's Richard! Richard: OYAOYAOYAOYAOYA Almost pissed myself laughing xD

[@JW-sg3dv]

that's the bit that gets me xd

[@georgehale9471]

Magnus Sorensen I pissed myself at this comment more than anything else.

[@Seiga]

Magnus Sorensen you almost pissed yourself? Well, that's refreshing to know.

[@joshporter5773]

Had me at 'Words, hurray!'

[@Seiga]

Ballistic Chicken isn't it nice to hear someone just urinated themselves reading a comment?

[@Eurkelboi]

"The show that puts obscure celebrities to the test." That's pretty accurate.

[@AShatteredDragonsSpirit]

i will never see this beautiful program in the same way again i legitimately thought this was an actual clip of the show when i clicked on it

[@PotatoSully]

What a conundrum

[@strongraycool44d51]

B3770RD and your existence perplexes me as you are looking into this sooooo deeply

[@daspicybirb9356]

Same! XD

[@TheMornal]

"Welcome to this shite, where we put obscure celebrities to the test." That was the heartiest laugh I've had in a while.

[@andymerrett]

Hooray!

[@OfficialTechTerra]

This YTP actually helps me get to sleep, is that strange

[@Psyneku]

Whatever floats your boat.

[@dotell6800]

Whatever boats your goat

[@graceley9086]

Whatever goats your boat

[@TheJayLordx]

Whatever coats your scrote

[@kenetickups6146]

Whatever boats your float

[@DrizzyGames]

“It’s Richard!” “HIYAYAYAYAYAYAYA” “Hello everybody, Hiya” *silence* “HIYA”

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

Hello, I’m Alexander Armstrong *_WOOOO, YEY_* And welcome to this shite

[@charlie_0701]

richard.exe has stopped working

[@user-oq3vr6mh3t]

Lmao

[@DrizzyGames]

I don't even remember this comment lmao

[@flutterbied4924]

HIYAHIYHIYAHIYA

[@volosedits3307]

We will start off with a jackpot of 2 pounds.

[@timothydavies3293]

captainragu007 No its just that BBC are stingy as fuck, itv give decent prizes

[@jasonmoran4928]

Timothy Davies I know right my favourite British game show is tipping point

[@Chee5eball]

Volos Edits 😂😂😂😂

[@queenjulianalovesherfatban2064]

Volos Edits How generous 😄

[@cobgod1415]

YAY I HAVE ENOUGH TO BUY A BOTTLE OF COKE THANKS!!!!!!!

[@cherrycola1951]

If you are wondering what the red text says at 2:16 its says this: *i sifted through some shit on youtube just to fimd a pear crushing video with no ulterior reason for being uploaded other than it looked cool. Im still not entirely sure if this video is innocent* Your welcome ;)

[@UpstairsPancake]

I have a feeling it probably isn't innocent xD

[@SigfriedBigcheeseVanMemelordII]

I think it's a fetish

[@Splatastic]

Hcneymoon Edits ty

[@FlameAdder]

Too bad someone else already transcribed it years ago

[@albond]

Hcneymoon Edits And "your" bad at grammar.

[@JunKazamaFan]

"I was trying to think, but I can't, so I'm going for PLUMS!" I'm sure many of us can relate to Michael here when our minds go blank.

[@juriendotcom]

a jackpot of £2

[@TheFlyingEpergne]

unedited

[@darkforestzombie218]

Lol

[@maksymillian]

That's why it's called pointless

[@deleted-channel]

SuperSnowy I know right

[@mr.meesees2265]

I watch the show. It's pretty accurate

[@BaconMaken]

Michael Rosen can't appear in anything without it getting pooped.

[@BOOMProductionsOfficial]

Except his channel

[@BOOMProductionsOfficial]

And his books

[@BaconMaken]

EpicSpaceGaming Tyler He got pooped in the videos on his channel, so the only safe place for him is his books.

[@BOOMProductionsOfficial]

Ohhhhhhh. I get it! I thought you meant that his original videos were pooped.

[@BaconMaken]

EpicSpaceGaming Tyler Yas.

[@JamieRobert_]

This is better than the actual show

[@user-qz5it8nt1l]

Not difficult ngl

[@Izzyyy223]

The Narwhaligist so true lol

[@jackcampbell4447]

Yes they should have more

[@theriffrepeaterjr.1772]

@Anonymous exactly

[@skylerkeeble7063]

You say that like it's a high bar lmao

[@Lysimachus]

There are random moments when I'm elsewhere and I will suddenly think of this video and I have to cover my mouth with my hands to hide my laughing, which just looks weird without any context.

[@Psyneku]

Glad I'm responsible for you looking weird in public :)

[@beychampboy]

Psyneku This happens to me too c:

[@Camtronic16]

h4ito _ Same here. :¬3

[@yobaseen21]

Me too :)

[@MegaPikachu5]

Lysimachus don't get me started

[@jesuschristonabike8878]

'Today's pointless jackpoint is £2!' So true!!! 😂😂😂

[@Robbie.1008]

Well the pointless is very *pointless*

[@EREJones]

"Start off with a £2 jackpot" pretty much

[@thehh5118]

Then I wobbled

[@gortiousgus8699]

My man asnee

[@gortiousgus8699]

He’s got a frisbee

[@coraaked5090]

"I'm Muriel (didn't catch her surname) and...that's it really"

[@mr.meesees2265]

I'm Muriel GrAY

[@TANC_Charley]

Gribbet

[@mellowmike4183]

THE PEAR WILL BE E L E M I N A T ED *Roll the clip of dude stepping on a pear*

[@supermovies4625]

This is pure gold XD

[@albond]

Fraya Kane Don't spam.

[@bl0xx0r]

Michael Rosen: WE KNOW THAT YOU FOOL!

[@George_Bland]

Must not like

[@josha8586]

Supermovies 😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐😬😬😬😬😬😬😅😅😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓😓

[@pennyandfishy7241]

@@albond my pointless friend: Hiya

[@karenzawilkins3766]

I'm going for *plums* 😂

[@jamesbaron8387]

Wow litteraly just got to this comment as it came up😂

[@Novusa]

i’m 60th like

[@lafandessims07]

I died at this moment 😆😆

[@neveyya]

this made pointless a whole lot better

[@Fast-Pass]

ikr

[@Fast-Pass]

heeyyy another bell👻

[@trampygamer9336]

Neve Bell I'll never watch pointless the same way after this lol 😂

[@Brand-vh4mj]

If it helps my name is Mathew Bell!

[@neveyya]

XxHatersxX another bell XD

[@kook1843]

this video is so powerful, I'm holding back tears...

[@neighbourino2376]

trigger maggot RIP. Nobody said it.

[@jakeg6341]

Yo shut your sensitive ass up

[@jakeg6341]

Nvm I just cried

[@ssssSTopmotion]

Look I'll

[@devstruction98]

What do you expect?he's a living dank meme

[@GoldenBeans]

DEV struction no you expect me

[@molland82]

Words ending in ‘...ase’ *Plums!*

[@bupgames8725]

Oh boy, Plumsase is such a nice word

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

*_THICK COOKING OIL!!!_*

[@leigh4810]

Jackpot of £2. Lmfao 🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😭😭😭😭

[@f4t4l_fl4w]

Not gonna lie I would've played for that lmfao 😂😂😂

[@ToadtheGreat1]

Why is Muriel wearing Robbie Rotten's suit

[@evlstrwbry]

Wait thats not robbie?

[@Shagyamum]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Ously6]

When Michael said his trademark plums, I spit my milk up. Brilliant.

[@keiranbishop8594]

1:34 when you don't know what to say apart from " HIYA"

[@oddfuture5990]

I was on the school computer when watching this. When the Pat bit came on, I fell to the floor...

[@UpstairsPancake]

3:06 "I was trying to think but I can't so I'm going to go for PLUMS!" xD My favourite part.

[@Uzii_edits.]

THE RED TEXT AFTER THE PEAR CRUSHING THING SAYS: i sifted through some weird stuff on KZbin just to find a pear crushing video for no ulterior reason for being uploaded other than the fact that it looked cool. I'm still not entirely sure if this video is innocent.

[@RyanLockett-rawpeppers]

Pear VS Hydraulic Press

[@tohopes]

thx bro

[@hameythehamster]

Pears are hot

[@lvrmaya]

SuperSonicOliver thanks you my child

[@Enivri]

2:05 seems correct with BBC budget.

[@MadMothz]

Why do you not have 1000 subscribers yet? This was fantastic!!

[@outofthisworld4000]

Why don't you have a 1000 subscribers yet? Look look this isn't fair! Both of you guys I don't believe it I really don't!

[@mcsnoodleskennedy6645]

Agreed

[@gerimaster24807]

How do you have 693 subscribers when only 2 people is living on earth

[@Psyneku]

Gergely Hajdu i is total haker and i done haked da youtubez, fuk teh police

[@hammy434]

fantastic

[@same7390]

That moment when youre looking at random KZbin videos of Michael Rosen and come across your friends mum (val mcdermid)

[@sloppiest.soldier]

Sam Eaton it’s not ur mum.

[@rog.strixxx9580]

Nintendo Tube he said his friend. Lol

[@MadnessIncVP]

0:54 _”I’m Michael Rosen.”_ *WOOOOO!*

[@xxtalzixx]

2:16 "I sifted through some weird shit on KZbin just to find a pear crushing video with no ulterior reason for being uploaded other than the fact that it looked cool. I'm still not entirely sure if this video is innocent."

[@julieward6735]

xxtalzixx i spent a solid 10 minutes trying to pause here and when i finally did i saw this comment ;-;

[@markangeles2213]

pringle kingle 10 minutes? Just pause and play really quick and you’ll get it in like 30 seconds

[@Mich-hb3rr]

Its a fetish called crushing or something. Lmfao

[@saraH-zr2kc]

1:37 guy on the right is Tom Holland’s dad

[@rezadroidjr]

Really? Left or right?

[@miandudes6410]

Yeah

[@shelbyvillerules9962]

@Reza They’re both his dad.

[@rezadroidjr]

Shelbyville Rules ummm really? Tom has 2 dad?

[@shelbyvillerules9962]

@Reza Yeah they’re not gay or anything, they’re just married and sometimes have sex.

[@shibamashups]

Ah! That was the mistake!

[@bradShank]

Back in the day YTP's were so simple and so hilarious

[@jameswhee]

I've been trying for five minutes to pause on the frame after the pear gets crushed...

[@tophatproductions3031]

Lol same

[@beatsbyvapor]

I got it the 2nd time

[@bentoghill9418]

WHAT DOES IT SAYYY

[@jameswhee]

4 seconds? Million views? the answer to life, the universe and everything.

[@ThierryRocksTV]

James Wheeler "I sifted through some weird shit on KZbin just to find a pear crushing video with no ulterior reason for being uploaded other than the fact that it looked cool. I'm still not entirely sure if this video is innocent."

[@bxthxnyhxnnx_7293]

*Tom Holland's dad, Dom Holland is there!*

[@tradffy9567]

It’s Dominic

[@stupidskeleton1]

For some reason I couldn't stop laughing during the entire time after Rosen said "PLUMZ"

[@smolmoonpearl6660]

"Oh for gods sake!" I lost it

[@ziion2lord]

not sure how i've not seen this yet, its bloody brilliant. i r8 gr8/8 m8

[@Psyneku]

Cheers m8.

[@OurCenturys]

No deb8

[@Psyneku]

***** Ever considered that people use it ironically?

[@Psyneku]

***** Okay m8

[@Aiterior]

***** why are you even on the internet if you cant tolerate memes

[@limey2208]

Still the best ytp I've ever watched

[@RootNegativeSixteen]

Haha, this was brilliant. XD

[@kasimmansur1343]

RootNegativeSixteen Don't you mean NOOIIIIICCCCCCEEEEEEE!!

[@abigail-rosereeve1185]

I'm actually crying because this episode of pointless was airing while I was eating my dinner and I couldnt stop thinking about the ytp that he's in and I spat my drink out from laughing so much. He is the ultimate British meme, right there.

[@lordrosen47]

"what the fuck is he doing?" XDDD

[@tonymontana2095]

Brendan Hammond cracks hellofa drug

[@Cladcreeper]

THIS IS BLOODY GREAT I LAUGHED ALL THE WAY THROUGH LMAO 🤣

[@PowerZhour]

Why would anyone dislike this!? It's a work of art! XD

[@Psyneku]

Art is a subjective form of expression. So there will always be people who dislike it. :P But thank you! ^^

[@PowerZhour]

ya, I guess there are people that would dislike, and your welcome, you just keep doing what your doing and you become a famous cs188!

[@Psyneku]

Haha, but that would mean I'd be restricted to two videos a year. :P Thanks for the support. ^_^

[@PowerZhour]

XD np!

[@hakc97again]

Parents maybe

[@fierymagpie527]

People: this is so british Me: i don't like people talking about where i live like that

[@emilyreid6033]

For anyone that couldn't pause after the pear got crushed it says 'I sifted through some weird shit on KZbin just to find a pear crushing video with no ulterior reason for being uploaded other than the fact that it looked cool. I'm still not entirely sure if this video is innocent.'

[@nyssasmith7693]

I spent ten minutes trying to pause the video on that bit and then I saw this comment and now I see no purpose in my life

[@maxlong7617]

+Chris the Shitposter JOHN CENA

[@tennumb]

You are a godsend mate.

[@a._.bur6ess794]

5 years later and this still makes me laugh

[@ThePlamzJoker]

Hahaha!! Bravo! This was definitely a worthy YTP of Michael's recent source, the jokes were excellent! I was hoping you would do the joke at 3:31 in particular and was definitely satisfied that you did. Honestly, well done! :)

[@Psyneku]

Thanks! I'm really glad Michael threw us a refreshing and plentiful source to use. xD

[@colleenthunderball5315]

"Oh, for God's sake!"

[@割]

I remember when this had little to no views and you only had a couple hundred subs... Also it's still great to see that you're making stuff every now and then Calum!

[@xxjoeyladxx]

He looks like Jeremy Corbyn

[@TheNewsOfYT]

xxjoeyladxx Well, he's the Brexit Master Mickey

[@tek4017]

He looks like michael rosen

[@mitsubishimcdougal4377]

xxjoeyladxx your profile picture looks like shit.

[@dseb.1809]

He looks like my music teacher

[@Devil-tm4nu]

xxjoeyladxx Bit harsh on Ol Rosen

[@yoshiplays707]

This is amazing for 2014!

[@EnderShard]

"Hooray!" Lol that was the best

[@starbuckstumblr3030]

So his wife names is Muriel so he should change his name to Eustace and adopt a dog nane Courage. *shook*

[@bagofplums69]

This is proper funny :) well done

[@Psyneku]

Thanks. :)

[@Ari_Cloud]

The intro got me dying 😂😂💀💀

[@MrTartancam]

"FOR GOD'S SAKE!"

[@benjaminclasper9355]

1:02 Muriel’s name sounded like “eeeeeewwweeriri.”

[@Dylancliff111]

coc would have scored you four... great poop!

[@JH40X]

This is, and always will be, the best YTP on the internet

[@hps362]

I love pointless! Good to be British!

[@puglife8304]

hps362 I’m British too great innit

[@poskana2409]

This is gold can believe I haven't seen this

[@harrisongray99]

hiyahiyahyayayayayayayayaaaaaaaaaaaa.----------- hey everybody, hiya. hey everybody................hiya.

[@harrisongray99]

+Harrison Gray as todays show is a ssssssspecial [...] we start off with a jackpot of two pounds

[@harrisongray99]

+Harrison Gray HORRRAAAYYYYYYYYY (y) why am i replying to my own comment idk but

[@harrisongray99]

+ThatOneCommenter haha cool Nice name :)

[@harrisongray99]

+ShellShocker ™ yeah it is! Do you have Clash of Clans? Or clash royale?

[@harrisongray99]

+ShellShocker ™ same! Join my clan if you want, it's called Three Crown Win

[@southpark5660]

1:19 his face at the end 😂

[@Jack64mario]

Because everyone knows that plums ends in ase

[@BOOMProductionsOfficial]

Bag of Plumz

[@benhaggerty8707]

Uhh duh its obviously spelt Plumsase

[@acehilmz]

Jack is pure evil *plams

[@generalzucc462]

"Then I wobbled"

[@drwhoeffect]

Ah! That was the mistake! IT WORKS ON SO MANY LEVELS

[@eibicofa5122]

I would like to know what song was played at 2:51 :)

[@danielarcher1000]

Knife Party - Internet Friends

[@luella5313]

Darude sandstorm

[@rollingcoasters2311]

I have to wait 90 days to change my name Normie

[@kayleeherbert8658]

Eibicofa German children

[@jmcieslak0]

I was trying to think of it, but I can't, so I'm going to go for PLUMS X'D

[@Jordanpurpl333]

I just got recommended this 9 months after watching it for the first time and its still amazing and I'm still subbed

[@MpSDoesGaming]

OMG that Val woman ( The woman who knows 100 different ways to kill someone, Who shouldn't be crossed ) at the start of show was on the BBC show Eggheads today and her team called the Criminal Masterminds won £14,000!, Not even joking I saw her on there and this video instantly came to my mind.

[@shortbread224]

Looking back it’s crazy how we used to think YTPs were the pinnacle of humour 💀

[@steamslaughtgaming6115]

"For God's Sake!!" -Michael On Pointless

[@00100000station]

Editing Level !!$$99999.99%!! - I wish everything was like this.

[@AyePalTube]

I lost it at the German children part

[@WeaselKing1000]

1:30 Not only that, but Richard Osman is convinced Jaffa Cakes are biscuits, and takes every feasible opportunity to mention it whenever he appears on any show. The man is a national security risk and is not to be trusted.

[@jameskeeling5278]

He did write the Thursday Murder Club, so you might be onto something

[@princesszeldaofhyrule7694]

I died at 1:24 IT'S RICHARD!

[@emersonbarrettsimp3984]

*HIYA*

[@GreenThunder1987]

Hey everybody

[@aceofpigeons]

*HIYAYAYAYAYYA*

[@lara7224]

i can’t believe this is from almost 5 years ago

[@colepfeiffer4554]

The last ten seconds killed me right off that was sick!

[@BlackAce-zr2ms]

LOL!!! Lost it at 0:53 ''I'm Michael Rosen, I rape children''....

[@Bru1nsfan95]

Legendary

[@loganpalmer4508]

at 0:35 pause and itis a masterpiece

[@schred]

2:57 As a German guy I feel attacked. As a KZbin Viewer I feel entertained. PLS TELL ME WHAT TO FEEL

[@mr.cowell6025]

You feel like you're a blue turtle.

[@jameskeeling5278]

BOTH

[@cherylstevens4717]

This video is hilarious 😆😆😆 michael rosen cracks me up he needs to be on tv more often.

[@icy_gambit5595]

This is the best of all British game shows I wish I was American

[@Xios505]

gameshows were a mistake

[@shazam3662]

IDK if Countdown counts as a game show, but damn is it good

[@sirpsychosussy]

Shadid Zamil It is

[@icy_gambit5595]

Arty Nox I only hate BBC game shows as they play for jack shit money Also I love catchphrase, the chase and who wants to be a millionaire with Jeremy Clarkson

[@oliversherman2414]

I love your channel keep up the great stuff

[@caitlyndavies4711]

why did this of all videos make me laugh so hard

[@smilyboi9847]

“I was trying to think, but I can’t so I’m gonna go for plums”

[@EddoGamer]

0:03 I thought my pc crashed lol :D