YTP - Murder Doors: Fartbeat

[@milleniam]

The captions are here, once more! - *Intro music plays, distorted ( yet again. Ramen Furry loves distorting music )* - wew - *Enter Butler N.* Tessa's Dad (presumably): "And why is she gettin' em..?! Creerc..." - *Nonon-* - *nono-* - *N fails to do the cool glass tray flip thing.* - *SCRAMBLE AWAY.MP4* Tessa's Dad: "OI!! You FuFkin' RETA-" - *N walking peacefully. Runs into V.* V: *animu gasp o.o!* - *N is about to say something to V, when suddenly, J kicks N in the face.* V: "Move it!" - *Multiple times. Cue VShock.mp4.* J: "Hiiii, Tessaaa..." - *N gets completely shit on by V to the point he glitches reality itself for a brief moment.* V: "I was looking." - *Crash of thunder. V looked too hard.* - *Cut to N being traumatized af as he wakes up from his slumber. He falls.* N: "wHOHOOAHOHOHOH-" - *N looks at his weirdly symmetrical claws. His face then distorts and he makes a Luigi sound :3* Uzi: "N-!" - *Uzi is holding a rapidly dancing meme pug in her hands. She then looks to a mirror, immediately shattering it a second after.* V: "Thath-" Uzi: "This is probably you fault-!" V: "I've never seen before... Wanna find out...? =}" - *N enters.* N: "What'dja find?" V: *"O U T ? = }"* - *Cut to Uzi smacking N's hat on four times.* Uzi: "Did you know that was a hat?" - *NSmack5.mp4* N: "Ow-!" "I WAS THE PIE??? AWAH-!!" - *Uzi Smacks N around multiple more times.* - *Feral V hiss. Then bubble time :)* - *HIS- bubbles :)* - *..H- bubbles :)* - *ShockedUzi.mp4* N: _"hhOAAOAAOHH."_ - *bubbles. :))))))* N: "Speeps. Ow-" *finalsmack* Uzi: "Humans sent you without humans, and reformatted your soup. *V licks the bubble wand. ¬M¬* Uzi: "And reformatted my mom..." V: "OrrO--" Uzi: "Amom..." V: "OR the humans programmed us to solve innocent." *giggle.mp3* Uzi: *Grumble,* "Quit planning my murder." - *N is about to stab Uzi, but Uzi swats the knife away.* - *Let's not talk about what parts of V's face are where anymore* - *KHAN WALKS IN THE SCENE CHANGE-* Teacher Drone who's name I neglected to remember: "Mr. Doorman... Your daughter has been... AH... huh..." Khan: "Oa-" Teacher Drone: "Speaking, on her behaviour..." Khan: "Of course, of course! Precocious doors, takes after her old DoORs..." - *Flashback.* Teacher Drone: "Uzi, please shit normal." Uzi: *"BIBIBIBI-"* Teacher Drone: "Braden, ugh... Give Uzi back her sentience..." "Braden": *Sounds of teenage struggle.* "Ah st-.. I dumb." - *Back to current time.* Teacher Drone: "We think there might be something damaged with her programming. Hæ- Hæ- Hæ- Hæ-" Khan: *Pause.mp4* "SsusS. Meh-I-" Teacher Drone: "Mm. Mhm..." Random Worker Drone: "Mr. Doorman, Sir. There's been an-..." - *Khan throws the Uzi paper multiple times.* "... Incident." Uzi: "UGH, I'm SwewS-!! UGH, who that- U G H" N: "You good Uzi?" - *THE UZI GROAN IS BACK BAYBEE* Uzi: "I'm good. BETTER than good. I, am good." - *ThadStare.mp4* Uzi: "Eæh-.. Hi." *_U G H_* Uzi, dramatically: "I can return..." Khan: "Fæf- YouduoY- my.. HiH-! You DOOR-! Your ass, it-ti suck. suck." *"dOOr-!"* "Call me again, and I will ᶜᵒᵐᵉ, on yoUR FACE-!!" - *Lizzy rolls her eyes.* Khan: *"DOor."* Thad: "What's this thing?" Uzi: "Absolute SoS... ( Mmmhmmh... ) Does this have something to do with how you grew your boobies back?" N: "Tehehe- Iah- hehe--" *N giggles like a schoolgirl at the mention of boobies.* Uzi: "This... SoS... Might be some sort of sauce-" - *NShh.mp4* - *"0__0"* - *"◺__◿"* - *...* - *Hand1, Hand2, Hand3 enter the scene. One of them grabs Thad's leg. Be aware: this is hentai now. Thad moans like an anime girl.* - *Camera & Flashlight pans to show that the hand is L O N G* - 👍 - *N shoots a nuke into the unknown. Very professional.* - *Reality Fucking Distorts.mp4????* Uzi: "What was-... pArtS oF ThAt weRe rEaL...?" Solver/Cyn: "Sneaky sne- *Nstab.mp4 x1* Ow." *NStab.mp4 x2* "Ow." *Nstab.mp4 x3* "Ow." *NStab.mp4 x4* "oW." *Nstab.mp4 x5* "oW." *Nstab.mp4 x6* "oW." "Nstab.mp4 x7* "oW." *Nstab.mp4 x8* "Ow." *x9, x10, x11" "Ow. Ow. O-O-O-Ow." *N continues stabbing the Cyn-possessed heart of J for however long he can as the episode ends into distorted music.* lovely to do these as always, can't wait for the promening 👍

[@TheKaijuKing54]

bubbles. :))))))

[@Willyrex_777]

2:58 At that moment I heard "poopee"

[@PikaPotterhead07]

This is beautiful

[@6b12simoge7]

Pomni-ing is out!

[@milleniam]

@@6b12simoge7 I've been in the hospital, gimme a while

[@CasetheMitch]

1:49 “Your daughter has been, *a* “ “HaH” “oOo” Had me rolling

[@Kittts-t1y]

HAH

[@KoCat2867]

2:23 the way he repeatedly throws the paper had me dying lmao

[@mrcombine4312]

''uzi please shit normal''

[@SoloUnarandomdeinternet]

All the sos: 2:17 sos 2:54 Absolute sos 3:05 sos 3:07 sos

[@6ixtypotatoes]

Ramen, I saw you heart this comment actively.

[@gordonchan1108]

Absolute Sauce

[@SD-KIRO]

1:38 "Quit planning my murder" -Uzi doorman's last words 2024

[@Timeworks1]

erm actually it's "Also now I can do this!"

[@piedichannel6513]

​@@Timeworks1 it's a joke dude

[@Timeworks1]

@@piedichannel6513 so was my comment

[@piedichannel6513]

@@Timeworks1 ohhh sorry

[@starchcontrast4214]

"We think there might be something wrong with her programming, hah hah hah hah" If Mr. Teacher ever laughed, I guarantee this is how it would sound.

[@ecby5269]

*uh-... SaucE?"

[@endercrafto3]

2:30 "I'm good, better than good, I am good." this one cracked me up

[@NehaIffy]

2:00 **Sigh** "Uzi, please _shit_ normal." -Teacher from Murder Doors, 2024

[@realredirect]

Shits normally

[@Jaysigma5]

How TF do you shit normal

[@ralseidemurrer]

​@Jaysigma5 extra fiber

[@Jaysigma5]

@@ralseidemurrer huh, I shit upside down

[@ralseidemurrer]

@@Jaysigma5 ah, so Australian style

[@Dexisntreal]

NAH DUDE out of every murder drone ytp existing on KZbin - yours actually can make us laugh and cackle

[@StarryTheDragon-MD]

0:57 the :"Thath" Caught me so off guard 😭

[@ralseidemurrer]

ÞAÞ

[@mightbe_aura]

I STARTED LAUGHING EVERY TIME THEY SAID SAUCE INSTEAD OF SOLVER.

[@YoBoyNeptune]

My sense of humor hasn't evolved in the last decade

[@Ranbowbarfgremlin_]

"I WaS thE PiE???" *proceeds to turn into pie*

[@tommyripper1400]

This dude is the best ytp maker in the world, you always make me laugh! So underrated!! ❤

[@RazorrekkerMusic]

The last minute really put the murder into this series fr

[@johndasalty111]

ABSOLUTE SOS

[@pokesaurusinninjago9631]

2:53 I love me some ✨ A B S O L U T E S A U C E✨

[@Kittts-t1y]

I want SOS

[@Willyrex_777]

I can swear with complete certainty that this is the funniest YTP I have ever seen in my entire life, I couldn't stop laughing the entire time, I don't even speak English, I'm using Google Translate, you are extremely talented. 💜

[@TheKaijuKing54]

N destroying Eldritch J with just one rocket had me rolling! 🤣

[@Omnixisting]

Omg Khan can finally say something other than ě

[@RetiredAtomic]

2:17 Khan saying *S A U C E* had me cackling on the floor

[@deajones2199]

Yes! Another murder door

[@deajones2199]

Thanks for the heart ramen I’ve never gotten one before

[@usurpvision]

One YTP is a happy viewer. Two is a happy subscriber.

[@E3L4026]

Every hero protagonist: 2:32

[@copperforthedub]

1:36 quit planning my murder 💀😭✌️

[@Jaysigma5]

3:52 i needed this is my life

[@Player6958]

I cried when i heard "absolute sauce?"

[@chocolatewithaknife3910]

1:25 NOT MY SOUP

[@BrookPfeifer-j1x]

V: *proceeds to lick the thing*

[@somepersonontheinternet.]

THERES NO WAY I PREDICTED THE NAME OF THIS

[@Glitch-the-YouTuber]

“Absolute sauce” It’s…. Peak…

[@emika-lovematthias9711]

0:04 JUMPSCARE

[@sonicgamer620]

1:18 that aaah~ was sus💀💀

[@nokio_Alt]

I love how you can barely hear it lmfao

[@Marco_Eriks_2003]

Yeah!! 💀

[@BrookPfeifer-j1x]

It sounded like N

[@nokio_Alt]

@@BrookPfeifer-j1x Because it was N

[@Astral_Lunawolf.Reborn]

1:25 why are we not talking about this lol?! 😆 V...how did the bubbles... taste huh?

[@agent.24_lll]

Absolute sauce 😍

[@Cornelius-g5w]

dOoR!🚪

[@limo1795]

episode 3: the p∅rneing

[@InitiatorAlly]

The most feared MD YTP Episode idea it is 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@pleasanttoast3229]

Episode four: cabin feet

[@Hellion_Dragons]

@@pleasanttoast3229 I CANT- I LAUGHED IRL HELP

[@realredirect]

Lmaooo

[@thirteenly13y]

Oh no imagine the nuzi moments being YTPfied

[@CovetaNinet]

2:16. "Sauwce 😯"

[@Teaspoon621]

„This sauce might be some sort of sauce“ Detective Uzi‘s back at it again

[@dbspastaboi]

2:47 Do WHAT on his face??? D O O R 🚪

[@DAMONARCH]

MURDER DOORS 1-8 NEEDED

[@BrookPfeifer-j1x]

2:03 the teacher:Uzi plz sh*t normal Uzi:BI-BI-BI-BI

[@TauGuyUT]

ABSOLUTE CYNEMA (like get it "cyn"ema lol ha ha ha....)

[@Too_Lazy_To_Finish]

"SPEEBS"

[@Elicaa_2012.]

2:37 AAAHHHH

[@demitrischoenwald1436]

Murder Doors Episode 3 should be Thad's shindig that he invited them to in ep2, instead of the prom. That would be pretty fun.

[@DuskTheLumaCat]

This is hilarious XD *"wHiCh PaRtS oF tHaT wErE rEaL?"*

[@ralseidemurrer]

0:03 BaHE

[@CedarpawAnimations]

Another day, another Murder Doors post.

[@natish2367]

3:49 What... pArT oF tHaT wAs ReAl? ○^○ LOL

[@Finn-kn6wq]

Uzi please shit normally is something I thought I would never hear before

[@darres3631]

I WAS A PIE?

[@Bl0ckyB0i0]

UNDERRATED 🗣🔥🔥🔥

[@Youcancallmefox101]

Lol you have been chosen to be on the fyp

[@ronedgardoestebanconstanti7665]

One minute in, im instantly liking

[@Kittts-t1y]

Yay hilarious time

[@regiluci]

YAYY MORE MURDER DOORS

[@pogtatodev2]

YAY MORE MURDER DOORS

[@Zlawgobawg]

oh my god a sequel

[@NellieJellyBean501]

Please do more murder drones ytps yours are seriously the best

[@Faquack]

Yay no views time

[@8xSup]

Lol this needs more views 😂

[@murderdronesfan_yay02]

This is better than the tadc one tbh- I NEED MORE MURDER DOORS.

[@piedichannel6513]

"Quit planning my murder" 💀

[@ImthatSV]

Yippie crazyness

[@Serialdesignation-N-t]

YYAYAYAYAY FARTBEAT IS OUT!

[@AJ1025-n2y]

2:26 Uzi said SWAWS

[@LVA_plushie]

Before thousands

[@puma68xd]

Fact: When Pomni & TADC came the name was changed to B*tch instead of Glitch

[@johndasalty111]

"Ive never seen before"

[@SerialDesignation-L_heheh]

Me watching this at like midnight trying not to laugh be like: 👁️👄👁️

[@ralseidemurrer]

2:26 swaws

[@I_Dont_Believe_In_Salad]

3:52 Not even safe in YTP format

[@Kittts-t1y]

SHIT!

[@Butter-Production]

​@@Kittts-t1y how did it feel to get stabbed waaaay too many times Cyn?

[@L00p5y]

Most of this stuff is from episodes after this episode in this episode. Episode.

[@maxwellmeep]

absolute sauce.

[@universereverbz]

3:52 *O W*

[@mcbob-vj8kg]

0:37 nice edit👍

[@YourLocalDapperN]

BEAT FART FART BEAT BEATER!!!, ahem The Movie. Doors Murder.

[@costasaletrari]

HEY DID MY COMMENT GO? AND IM NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS ONE

[@Lulu_0n.p4wzz]

Sauce ✨✨

[@chair2045]

0:21 oops I WAS NEVER HEREEE

[@proffesionalmeower24]

we think there might be something damaged with her programming hahahaha Sauce?

[@ThePriceYT2.0]

This episode shouldhv called Absolute SoS frfr

[@Useless_animator]

Sos montage bro👍

[@Sussyboi9444]

0:10 WeW

[@Xurkifilmz-ny7bx]

😂

[@realredirect]

Uzi doesnt shit normaly 😢😢😢😢😢😢

[@6b12simoge7]

"Bah" -N in intro

[@FerasWGaming]

You know you could have made smth for N's wings after destroying Eldritch J, BECAUSE N'S WINGS HERE LOOK LIKE A GYYYYAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!

[@GOOBERGOOB1]

2:16 Sauceeee

[@Marco_Eriks_2003]

I can't stop laughing 😂 1:18

[@BrookPfeifer-j1x]

AHHHUHHH

[@iceman6887]

Gud vid

[@deasiafrl.6026]

😂 0:17

[@snxwppuff]

3:53 Cyn:*OW*

[@LilNoah-g7m]

What.

[@RealEnderGaming]

Uzi please ßhit normal was funny

[@deasiafrl.6026]

What is going on with my face? 0:48 0:49 0:50

[@jeya3575]

DOORS

[@randomlykate]

I want more of murder doors episode

[@TelaDev]

Make actual lore next time :) Like the kickable me ytp Just an idea tho Edit: Not an idea, do that please

[@disksnatcher]

peak