[YTP] Prix Mature

[@graduator14]

Those nudes were hotter than USF! :p

[@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398]

Yeah um, I might need to bleach my eyeballs after the femtosecond that the Cortex naked pic reached my Cortex.

[@thinkkirby9025]

Boi@@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 , I was dying from this XP

[@brodiero-solar302]

N I W D E Z E R E P nearly the same for me.

[@robbiewalker2831]

0:56: Stew is getting a hard on.

[@WeegeeSlayer123]

Damn, the sentence mixing in this poop is near flawless.

[@Adam-cj2jg]

Trust me, I was laughing non stop, felt so natural

[@borediideath6526]

This is Jimmy Davis tier sentence mixing

[@PootisMayo]

Indeed

[@theconductoresplin8092]

Wegge ur a cool

[@thinkkirby9025]

Its the best ytp NPCARLSSON made! 😂

[@BronzeShow]

So many amazing jokes and I can't help but laugh the hardest at simply "stop."

[@andrewrobotbuilder]

It's just so nonchalant, relevant and yet unexpected. *Ya know what I'm sayin'?*

[@MasacoMike]

"Stop"

[@VVO-kb5uo]

@@andrewrobotbuilder god that made me laugh harder than it should have

[@DISTORTEDMACHINE]

I know, I fucking lost it at the abrupt "Stop."

[@brodiero-solar302]

DISTORTED MACHINE same

[@pikminpanda1460]

"As you complete each racing challenge, you're gay." Amazing 👌

[@SonicXtreme99akaCreeperMario]

Ahahaha ahahahaha

[@datguynuma3730]

I'm absolutely *fucked!*

[@Baby_boodle]

No lie

[@soggybreadman4035]

CTR produced by JK Rowling.

[@MrPhantaze]

Im absolutely fucked

[@ChocolateKuruma]

It's heartwarming that Dick Lips is willing to work and banter with Mike, despite his mental challenges.

[@PuffyOne1898]

It’s all so they can get graham crackers

[@PuffyOne1898]

Mike can’t help it. He just can’t wait to get graham crackers.

[@PuffyOne1898]

It’s all so they can get graham crackers

[@Robotnikism]

*laughgasm* "I'm absolutely FUCKED" Best line ever

[@boxheadzs69]

He's challenged

[@fortmcmurrayoilbaronsfan7]

Op- ah uh- uh….Breaking News, folks!

[@TheStormMage]

Y'know what I'm saying hehehe

[@Robotnikism]

stop

[@furyfossil4407]

We have an exclusive look at the latest noods!

[@riverscuomo7140]

"They might have breasts, but they will punch back!" "y o u k n o w w h a t i m s a y i n" "stop."

[@anon7090]

You can also find other unique items like this in the piss

[@riverscuomo7140]

@@anon7090 I know I'm egg-cited!

[@CrazyCrash546]

@@riverscuomo7140 Ha! eggs

[@Wrilen_Speedy_Webb]

​@CrazyCrash546 "WoooW, Is that when Dinosaurs were still around"

[@KinglyPeasant]

The DLC for this game is crazy.

[@PalmerDudeGamingChannel]

and very grindy so whip out that fuckin wallet

[@yetanotherhankhill1032]

@@Squadala9001 I'm gonna wait til all the items come back way later on so I don't have to worry about getting them before they disappear

[@patrinizer346]

@@Squadala9001 So far, the halloween update has made it so that when you buy a grand prix item, another gp item will be in it's place, unless you bought all the gp items from the event. It's still random what item you'll next get; but you no longer have to wait an entire week just to get 1 gp item.

[@brodiero-solar302]

PalmerDude Gaming yeah

[@YoumuHoover]

0:55 "I can barely contain my cockadoodledoo"

[@SonicXtreme99akaCreeperMario]

Rick Hoover you mean 1:02?

[@EhlistarsWrath]

1:08

[@IllousionsTrappedintheYouTube]

01:01

[@LittleBigPlanetian]

"They might have *breasts* but THEY. WILL. PUNCH. BACK"

[@brodiero-solar302]

Fireboy You know what i'm sayin? Hehe. stop

[@superstarultra]

We've got a very special guest! I hope the drivers are ready because he's *SHORT.*

[@Nanotube3003]

The funniest is.. He actually is and if he's short why is he an advanced character?? 😂😂 (Speed type bad turning)

[@SaudDehan]

@@Nanotube3003 Ask Gnasty Gnorc how's his day being the turning character he is.

[@patrinizer346]

@@Nanotube3003 It no longer matters what stats Spyro has now. The halloween update has introduced a new feature where you can choose any kart type. So say if you want Spyro to be an Acceleration character, you can now do that.

[@Sillymanthatwearsabanana5]

"I know i'm *Egg* Cited!" "haha" *Zooms in on N Trance* " *Eggs.* "

[@yummyos]

The fact that barely included any new material and just used the boys talking just show how talented you are. Amazing work my dude. I’m taking notes on this shit

[@VigilanteLulu]

I swear your editing and creative jokes are so on-point it's hard to BELIEEIL! Great work as usual!

[@JefferyDavisJr.]

This

[@enchilordo8562]

To this day still my favorite ytp you’ve made. The jokes are rapid fire and ends before you have time to gather what the hell you just watched

[@JargonMadjin]

"If you know what I'm sayin'.." "Stop." "I can barely contain my cockadoodledoo."

[@EhlistarsWrath]

Jargon Madjin 1:07

[@alexk8792]

"They might have breasts, but they will punch back!"

[@furyfossil4407]

@@alexk8792 “Y A K N O W W H A T I ‘ M S A Y I N ‘ ?” “Stop.”

[@itzuhvibeman]

0:40 when trying not to laugh during class

[@tailsprower8118]

This is still my favorite YTP after all these years

[@jeremiahhester6408]

Same

[@mrtheamazingdude]

Damn dude, your sentence mixing is on point

[@SonicHaXD]

YES I'm so glad you made a YTP of them! Can't wait to play as Dick Lips and Mike in CTR XD

[@Shagaru_Bleed]

Ayo what u doin' here?

[@UnderfellSansTheEdgySkeleton]

This deserves to be a series

[@alextygesen3101]

"y'know what I'm sayin'" "stop" art

[@edgyboi728]

As you complete each racing challenge you're gay!

[@pleasenobadwords3728]

I'm absolutely fuucked!

[@thischannelsimplyexist]

U-uh breaking news!

[@thinkkirby9025]

We got The lastest n u d es (AHH!!)

[@fsp3637]

It is our pleasure to pleasure the brand new drivers with a *dick*

[@thischannelsimplyexist]

You are stew

[@ChrisNeufeldMusic]

*Mike says “I am”* I did not see that coming! 😂😂😂

[@Nanotube3003]

Same 😂

[@2kpal10]

"I'm absolutely f**ked!!!"

[@ThatBluDude]

He's challenged

[@brokendreams123aaaa9]

@@ThatBluDude Oh, uh-um. We got some breaking news.

[@anon7090]

@@brokendreams123aaaa9 We have an exclusive look at the latest nudes

[@ShucksterJ1]

I was expecting Spyro at the end to say "I'm fahking gay" at the end because I watched your last CTR vid. I got bamboozled.

[@razpootis5802]

"Contestants can test their testicles."

[@deleetiusproductions3497]

Or is it "contest their testicles"?

[@jahziahuighuig1266]

“And I cannot wait to get G R A H A M C R A C K E R S” I too, feel that emotion, Mike. (i could seriously go for some graham crackers right about now)

[@PhantomHavok]

I too feel that emotion, Stu.

[@brokendreams123aaaa9]

"Anything they need to know there, stew?" "No." "That sums it up for CTR News, now get out." My favorite line.

[@HarmonyBunny]

_I only watch real news_

[@asherstats]

1:13 "I know I'm... Egg-xited!" "Hah, eggs." _Zooms in on N. Trance_ Ha, cause N. Trance is an egg. It's funny.

[@cactoos9793]

"I can barely contain my *cocka doodle doo* " Wow we both have something in common!

[@cateye008]

0:21 - Literally me when this game was announced

[@jpward01]

The sentence mixing here is so slick it's unbelievable. Great job!

[@AtlasTheMayor]

*"They may have breasts, but they WILL punch back!"*

[@0liver_Clothesoff]

"You know what I'm saying?" "Stop."

[@TheCartoonGamer8000]

I didn't know I needed a CTR poop in my life, but I'm glad you supplied it! 1:31 GET OUT! EVERYBODY GET OUT!!

[@Santoryu90]

Uhh, what?

[@treyday6387]

@@Santoryu90 GET OUT!!! EVERYONE GET OUT, YOU'RE SPOILING ME MOMENT!

[@deleetiusproductions3497]

This is an ordinary lipstick that's been soaked in coral, torn up in a lagoon and kissed with a lagoon and crumpled with semi-dollar blue clam lagoon in me millionth number gloss slightly Squidward.

[@moresoduh]

1:30 Recognized the "uhh...what?" from the Millionth Dollar episode of Spongebob where Krabs tells that random guy to get out.

[@deleetiusproductions3497]

“Welcome, internet fascists!”

[@patrinizer346]

*Chick N Stew are seen on screen* Vinesauce Vinny: "Hey look, It's the presidents of Activision. Two cocks!"

[@jeniglace]

this is the first ytp to make me laugh the ENTIRE way through

[@reichtangleanschluss509]

0:09 Best way to start news.

[@TheRiszey]

Man, I keep coming back to watch this again and again, it is is pure perfection ❤

[@P2T2Films]

Where is my Cortex in a speedo costume Beenox? Where?

[@Knapperoni]

*STARE AND DREAM*

[@livingghost5930]

Stare and Scream

[@SegaMario]

0:43 When you play Online in CTR and there's that one sweaty Ami main in the lobby.

[@Headsquasher93]

this is, without a doubt, my new favourite ytp purely because of the god-tier sentence mixing.

[@extremelyviolentlyvioletpl6073]

Also the "I cannot wait to get GRAHMCRACKERS!", 0:40 and 1:07 broke me😂😂😂

[@GreenieGuy]

0:43 might be my favourite sentence mix in a ytp

[@Zenlore6499]

So happy to see you back on the creativity wagon!

[@KewlNerd20X6]

Ahh, it's always great to see high quality pooping like this show up in my subscription feed. Great work as usual, dude!

[@Nismonath5]

Sentence mixing will always be funnier than AI

[@rush5rider]

This is the most funny KZbin poop you ever made

[@laobok]

You don't need to add most to a word that already has -est at the end.

[@brunobucciaratiswife]

(He’s challenged.)

[@cannonballking7]

Amazing video the sentence mixing was spectacular and the editing was very well done. Keep up the good work, your craft is at a spectacular level.

[@ShadowDinosaurNetworkTV]

The editing is amazingly done. The jokes hit right out of the park everytime and the sentence splicing is God-like!

[@isaiahnaegi645]

R.C.S. & K.M.R. as Chickens? I'm in.

[@Enigmaddic]

Be careful! When you pleasure the new drivers, they punch back.

[@trollbreeder2534]

Missed an opportunity to make them say "This is CBT sex edition"

[@MrPhantaze]

I like the fact one of the chickens is Roger Graig Smith

[@AngieMarioFreak2001]

1:09 everytime I watch this I somehow never expect this part lmao

[@kingofbros2.07]

If only Charmx could react to this it would be so funny lol!

[@box3229]

1:01 made me laugh so hard

[@DoctorPiranhas]

I just have to watch this at least three times a week, it's so good.

[@alanrickmanfan27agirlnotab71]

"They might have breasts but they will punch back! "You know what I'm saying?" *laughs* "Stop!" i died laughing haha!

[@dylanscheffer915]

Mike: "You know what I'm sayin... hehe. You know wha- Dick Lips: "stop."

[@gergopiroska1943]

"Internet Fascists"

[@erichead116]

Semen a can returns

[@lipova10]

I'm absolutely fucked!

[@ELECTRICSHEEP94]

He's challenged.

[@extremelyviolentlyvioletpl6073]

I loved ytp's since i was a kid, so hard to find good ones these days! Most are just full of to many earrapes x( THIS was hilarious! I had low hopes until i tried to keep a straight face the first time, i failed miserably within seconds!😂 well done!

[@lolumyea]

My favorite is that when stew said woooooooooooooo!

[@Baby_boodle]

This had me rolling.

[@TheParadox1010]

He’s challenged

[@vgamissos5983]

You should make part 2 with the rest of the grand prix events cause this is Amazing as always 😍😍👌🏾

[@NPCarlsson]

Maybe I'll do that after there have been a few more.

[@icyfireball100]

I'm so hyped for Nina, anyone else?

[@freakfoxvevo7915]

"I'm absolutely fucked!"

[@anon7090]

@@freakfoxvevo7915 he's challenged

[@Adam-cj2jg]

_Turns on captions_ *ultimate sacred laughter activated*

[@NPCarlsson]

Whoa, they were really accurate. They got almost all of it right :)

[@AleT118]

He's challenged.

[@CyCortex]

Oh man, I couldn't stop laughing, thanks a lot for this.

[@caydenlaffey2019]

_“They might have breasts, but they punch back”_

[@krazydanny7]

HE'S CHALLENGED!

[@mistyerrors3121]

1:03 "YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?" "..stop." My cheeks

[@Discount_TV]

1:24 "The most precious" what?

[@NPCarlsson]

Cheeks.

[@alanogamer]

Dude, you literally made me cry the whole f**** video KAKAKAKAKAKAK

[@teamtoby0552]

I've only got one word for this entire Vietnam flashback *Eggs*

[@Nanotube3003]

Damn I can't wait for this Grand Prix!! I can hardly contain my "cockadoodledo" 😂😂

[@danekradwanski7054]

0:48 missed opportunity for an MKAY!

[@alighazwi8087]

FCCD

[@christiangottsacker6932]

Deepercutt would be proud

[@dochammer3047]

Other exciting items in the PISS!

[@NPCarlsson]

Your profile pic goes well with your comment :)

[@bloodmuzzle]

I need more of this my God.

[@graceyeah3926]

I come back and watch this every couple months and I laugh every time ;-; so underappreciated

[@Raveseeker]

0:08 yt frontpage as soon as you interact with literally anything political

[@DOOF1]

*_AHEM._* We are on the air. _I don't give a shit!_

[@barriechips]

We need more of these. Please.

[@muggeddood]

“I’m absolutely fucked!” “He’s challenged.”

[@BrothaMarOfficial]

This is an instant classic.

[@SmashLiXs]

i don't know who these guys are, but i want more of them

[@adamhenry6793]

ChickenTube Prix!

[@HarmonyBunny]

Hold on. "Prix Mature". Prix sounds like pre. Pre-mature... I see what you did there NP.

[@NPCarlsson]

You get it.

[@dizzy2dope17]

Contestants Contestants Contest their Testicles

[@waggsbannin99]

"He's challenged"

[@KingDray]

You're so creative, honestly. This was hilarious. 😂

[@retron99]

Pop your clutches and clutch your clutches and pop your poppers while we tell you all about the clutches. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

[@mlogeebobee7176]

Every day I have to watch this. *I don’t know why. I have to.*