[YTP] - Steve JoJ introduces iPad and gets heckled

[@dasbakon]

"Battery" was definitely the most revolutionary feature of the iPad.

[@coronelfalk]

Don't forget about the 6 billion hours of battery life....flaf...

[@RetroKingOG]

What is this battery you speak of Sounds advanced

[@dinocoder1281]

Or rather a lack thereof

[@mofo6907]

Ba to ray

[@xylohn]

What an absolutely legendary feature for the iPaP.

[@hearsebulance9601]

"2nd update: we sold 50 million people" Steve JoJ; worlds leading human trafficker

[@YTPewp]

Apple is *the world now*

[@kilmentvoroshilov2827]

Nokia Lumia 620 no this is Patrick

[@gbowers]

in one quarter

[@nusratparveen82]

@@YTPewp LOL

[@nusratparveen82]

@@YTPewp we have 140,000 saplications in the sap store

[@hearsebulance9601]

steve: "I'd like to talk for a minute about sinks" crowd: goes ballistic

[@PlutoniumSlums]

Yes!

[@fulhjort]

Who wouldn't!?

[@wearethehappyones18]

Oh man its really steve joj

[@PlutoniumSlums]

we are the happy ones jOj

[@wearethehappyones18]

Hahah yes

[@someoneelse4811]

"Macbooks aren't better at anything! They're just cheaptops." That part got me good.

[@rajideva6745]

Is true

[@ebrahimfawad940]

Ur just saying that cuz ur an Apple hater

[@someoneelse4811]

@@ebrahimfawad940 I hate Apple, yes.

[@ebrahimfawad940]

Someone Else bro seriously, what is wrong with Apple, they make products like other companies, and some of them are way better than anything else. Like why u hate Apple. They’re products never fail unlike Samsung products.

[@rajideva6745]

@@ebrahimfawad940 they might not fail, but the MacBooks sure do get blistering hot.

[@StateCollegeCONELRAD]

The New York Times has been publishing a newspaper commonly referred to as The New York Times

[@dittydotco]

I dont even think that part is edited

[@HandledToaster2]

Trying to meet the minimum words requirement

[@LrulestheworldM8]

Me, writing a research paper.

[@mrcringe73226]

🤯

[@FranciscoOteroUrbizu]

Sowawus

[@I.T_Worx]

“SDK, And SDK, and so SDK, and of course SDK and get-“ “SHUT UP”

[@coronelfalk]

*silence* "UUUU"

[@Trout636]

I heard “best DK”

[@aplimsollpunk2738]

What is the "shut up!" from? I know I've heard it before.

[@Trout636]

@@aplimsollpunk2738 sounds a bit like smosh.

[@aplimsollpunk2738]

@@Trout636 Correct you are! I looked it up and it's a perfect match.

[@elnoruego6854]

We wanna kick off 2010 by introducing 1991. The apple time machine

[@BuckeyeNative001]

iTime

[@yaboilink2359]

...last week!

[@linkfreeman1998]

I wish it exists man... for real...

[@HalfLife3onSteamPLZ]

@@BuckeyeNative001 Starts from 999999$, each part sols separately

[@natsuko_mikan]

Time Machine

[@CarDrifter007]

Damn-the editing is genius and the crowd voices are golden

[@YTPewp]

Thank ya 👍

[@zanecraig962]

@@YTPewp were gonna charge just 9 99 99 99 had me cackling you are artistic and a modern comedic savant

[@CatholicNiko]

@@YTPewp I'm gonna invest in those 140,000 Sap-lications

[@glennhooper8867]

"Apple is Samsung, Apple is Nokia, Apple is the world"

[@neptune9647]

@@ameliacid4146 Close enough

[@slapshotjack9806]

Apple is life

[@nickryan6787]

*"-now"*

[@wqqclicc674]

Apple is Sony

[@yeety1208]

Apple is also Sony dont forget

[@charlie_nolan]

The battery will run the iPad for over 684 thousand years. That’s a pretty good battery life

[@charlie_nolan]

Levi Bachus I have no idea...

[@BlueOvals24]

@Levi Bachus Well it was invented before quick charge 3.0 so I think it would take at least 5 minutes.

[@salgarcia4301]

@@BlueOvals24 dear God...

[@yamato6114]

I need that battery now

[@JoBot__]

It's accurate. :D I got an iPad 1 recently and the battery life beats everything else I own except my Nintendo DS Lite, which can live for about 1.33 million years. :3

[@KaiaBrodbecker]

Can we kick off 2020 by introducing 1991 again?

[@pyeltd.5457]

2011

[@darkchakra22]

Pye Ltd. 2011 was SuS

[@aprilleerose]

Where do we sign up for that??

[@Seven71987]

Yeah it's the year that Ussr dies, Snes released with Super Mario World, the Streets of Rage began, Yoshi was born, the begining of the sonic franchise, junk food being popular and being cool and rad and Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up rises on popularatuty since 1987 and Apple began in 1934. Yoshi: Apple is created in 1976 not 1934

[@pyeltd.5457]

@@Seven71987 Apple began in 1976 and Never going to give you up was big when it came out 1987 just not a meme. snes was 1990

[@tmcmeans1]

"That crap has been downloaded nearly two times..."

[@coronelfalk]

"I can't get this app... *distorted sad face* "

[@JabbatheHut5]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Heisenberger_69]

this fuckin killed me😭😭😭

[@The500k]

"When we started Apple in 19 -THIRTY FOUR, with 15$ of revenue.." *_Slow clapping_*

[@yamato6114]

“I like to forget that. Apple is shit now.”

[@erichwashausen4602]

This product sounds great, but he really had me sold when he mentioned the 3 billion gigabytes of FLALF. You don’t know how frustrating it has been working on projects with hard deadlines only to find out I ran out of FLALF space.

[@YTPewp]

And you're gonna need the 6 billion hours of battery too!!

[@BlueOvals24]

He sold me when he sold 50 million people.

[@llGemini19]

Honestly I was sold with the battery! Many tablets don’t have battery but apple’s revolutionary battery is amazing!

[@gameguy_]

“We sold 50,000,000 people” 😂

[@CityofButterfly]

Steve Jobs was a slave trader, confirmed

[@ChaserTree]

fr tho lmao

[@DrPepper776]

holy shit dude this one is genuinely my favorite from you LMFAOOOO "$15.6.99"

[@YTPewp]

Glad to hear it!!

[@jrjr648]

Nine ninetynineninetynine

[@richardhammer187]

MaTh

[@jakobgii]

I cant wait to have 3 billion gigabytes of flALF

[@elnoruego6854]

Smartops and laphones XD

[@JuanC17Playz]

Yes

[@DrRobotnikPingas]

Cheaptops xD

[@jimdayton8837]

I love that lol

[@DaneGilly]

The fact that MLB has been downloaded 2 whole times is a true mark of progress

[@ServingOthers99]

Nearly two whole times*

[@barscotch]

I want 3 billion gigs of flaalf

[@BuckeyeNative001]

"It has no reason to exist."

[@richardhammer187]

In fairness, that's not far off the truth!

[@asciicatface]

man, that smosh "shut up" takes me back to the time when this was actually happening

[@wilberforce95]

You are quickly becoming one of my favorite poopers alongside Dathings and Cs188

[@YTPewp]

Thanks!! I love those channels too!

[@johngavin1175]

Those are good,I will add Noisepuppet and Septic Foundry. There are alot more as well. Good poop dude.

[@migvelv]

4:26 Love him or hate him, he’s speaking fax

[@thatphoneguyyt4272]

Foxy What are you talking about? He is a fax machine, duh...

[@jrjr648]

Sus

[@seaTp736]

"So that's a quick look, eehhh-ahhh-ehhhh, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

[@jollyronacher]

1:16 who else kept rewatching this moment?

[@theredfin7290]

Omg 6 billion hours of battery what legends!

[@Kwak444]

Steve Joj keyed up my Vespa back in 1991

[@mahmoudzubaidi6807]

“We wanna kick off 2010 with 1991.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

[@jdm_is350]

Let that sink in. It's cold outside and it needs to warm up.

[@baviation1872]

“We want to put Skoal in the hands of lots of people”- Steve Joj 1991

[@vcom]

2:58 when I try to talk to a girl!

[@coronelfalk]

3:32 "Well, sowawos" one half of the YTP community: 3:37 The other half: 4:59

[@hu1no]

Can't wait to use the SaP store on my new ipad

[@Araxene]

the other guy says “RERERERE” i felt that

[@eddiem6975]

I love the guy's face when he walks on stage, after being booed.

[@TravellerHD]

That “shut up” brought back memories. I miss old Smosh.

[@nusratparveen82]

3 billion gigabytes of FlalF on the iPad

[@dot7084]

3:12 when the sus hits

[@nusratparveen82]

iPad has 6 billion hours of battery life.(684,000 years)

[@md.shahjahan9088]

Lol

[@sgtpepper91]

that crap has been downloaded nearly 2 times

[@coronelfalk]

"i can't get this app..."

[@the-boring-car-guy]

2:30 was amazing

[@YTPewp]

FlalF

[@BackroomsSlayer]

1:26. Priceless. Also 6 billion hours of battery life?! Sign me up.

[@Seeded335]

Good luck lifting 60 lbs

[@ml2054]

1:51 “Snaaanz.”

[@coronelfalk]

1:48 i almost cried when he said "the hoh, the HOH" and did those hand gestures. i don't know why-

[@wilberforce95]

...."snaAans."

[@nusratparveen82]

iPad weighs 64 pounds with a 0.5 inch display.

[@Humphking]

Will someone please accept my Sap-lication

[@YTPewp]

You have been sap-proved 👌

[@Humphking]

@@YTPewp oh thank sus

[@dpcrawdad_3]

0:07 that is exactly what Steve said to his employees every dad

[@donairprince]

My favourite book is 'KZbin Poop'! How did you know?

[@YTPewp]

The most little-known fact about JoJ!

[@graxx2805]

Up to 250 MB data a month Just only $2,007.99

[@MTG_Music]

2:32 it's got battery *screeches of damned souls*

[@Kurdzo]

An incredible phenomenon-nomenom-nomenom Later: And we call it... the I-I-I-I-I-I

[@cringehorse]

This is the best YTP channel to ever exist Please make another steve JoJ video!

[@YTPewp]

Thank you!! I definitely will 👍

[@FrankieTeardrop1998]

0:25 I never knew Steve JoJ was such an efficient human trafficker.

[@vasilios_2469]

Nobody: Steve JoJ: it’s just so suuUsS

[@galoonbert4357]

"No one: Someone: something Haha so funny please laugh at this joke omg lol hahAHah"

[@paulnone9984]

6 billion hours of battery life? Fuck, it would never die. LOL.

[@amalayperson7208]

KZbin is broken like always 2:38 Plot twist: 6 Billion milliseconds.

[@charlie_nolan]

That would still be a 69.4 day battery life

[@user-kx5es4kr4x]

@@charlie_nolan No, 6 billion hours wouldnt be 60 days, it would be alot more, 1 billion seconds is 30 years

[@charlie_nolan]

GD Spam King The original comment said milliseconds, not seconds. There are 1000 milliseconds in a second. Steve JoJ would not approve this oversight

[@coviantlynch6913]

@@charlie_nolan 6 billion milliseconds, 6 million seconds, 100 thousand minutes. /1440 to get the number of days. So more like 70 days. Yeah Im a nerd.

[@charlie_nolan]

coviant lynch wait that was my original number but I googled it and got 11 days... maybe google is wrong Edit: google is wrong. I did it again and got 69.4 days

[@onyx8231]

iPad finally gets thumb-drive support. And it only took 12 quick years. That's only 4,380 days.

[@ArtsyAustin]

*"Apple is the world now."*

[@gush35z67]

4:42 Please make a 1 hour remix of “$9.99”

[@YTPewp]

I knew that song would be a hit 😶

[@TheMouseAvenger]

And put it to an instrumental version of "1999" by Prince! ^_^

[@SalTheSlime.]

Hearing smosh “SHUT UP” brought back so many memories! Thank you

[@murrayshekelberg9754]

"...has been downloaded nearly 2 times..."

[@yaboilink2359]

I need that 6 billion-hour battery in my iPod right now! I could listen to my dope tunes until death and beyond!

[@yamato6114]

Where can I get this battery for my phone? 🤣

[@naufalam7840]

5:26 thanks for the idea. i'm sims player

[@goblinganger6754]

*We invited a few developers to apple to give them a hickey*

[@remixchannelSega]

😂😂😁

[@SleepyPie]

Steve, thanks for reminding me that I gotta go buy Kitchen.

[@Orange-s7w2d]

A keyboard pops up.

[@richardhammer187]

02:14 when he said sus, I felt that

[@loaf7925]

6 Billion hour Battery Life! Awesome

[@pinkamaspit]

"So that gives you a little overview of what the iPad can do...it has no reason for being. Fuck you very much." Steve JoJ with the mic drop

[@christinahamilton7676]

"We started Apple in 1934."

[@JabbatheHut5]

*140.000* sap-plications with 15 Dollars of revenue

[@captainbruh1960]

You're my light in the dark, YT PEWP.

[@colinsullivan9695]

“Wanna buy some kitchen?”

[@DDog52]

3:22 - Lol!

[@Threshroge]

Hey 250 iPods sold in what 19 years that's not that bad

[@kekchanbiggestfan]

The “boo” when Forstall came up :(

[@JabbatheHut5]

"... *and I'm just gonna go to Safari. I just touch the butt. I can just touch it. This gorgeous large butt* " 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MadGaming_TV]

We are ready for the 125 million credit cards😂😂 that got me so good

[@alanrickmanfan27agirlnotab71]

That seems so true though lol 😂😆

[@globy4104]

God your YTPs are fantastic. It’s not ONLY nonsense. It’s not ONLY word reverses. It’s not ONLY sentence mixing. It’s a perfect balance of all things. The most important element to any YTP is at least a partial story line. You can’t just edit it to make it nonsense. You must use the footage to craft a satirical story. So many people fail at the craft of pooping. But you my friend are a master.

[@YTPewp]

Thanks so much!! Glad you enjoy them 😁

[@Roo_Tech]

Best ytp i've seen in a very long time

[@YTPewp]

Thanks! 😁

[@mattasticmattattack8546]

2:07 hey he gave your channel a shout out how cool 🤣🤣🤣

[@YTPewp]

He did 😆

[@statichelix804]

Mfw when I’ll never have a 6 billion hour battery life device

[@ArcaneVolcano]

Great! I was wondering what I was going to do with my 3 billion gigabytes of FlaalF.

[@kvmhgirl13]

Yo 4:25. That’s some damn alien speak right there 😂

[@ansleighdupre5815]

Pin this comment or Steve joj will make you into an ipad SuS Thanks for all the likes!

[@mitzey4545]

Actually got pinned

[@jaysefgames1155]

I still laugh at sus jokes

[@AmalgraemeV]

All of your videos have a plot and it’s hilarious to hear people being consistent yet chaotic at the same time.

[@TraceguyRune]

I think they discovered nuclear energy for the batteries

[@JuanC17Playz]

He should've said "We wanna kick off 2010-10-10-10-10-10-10-10", for my first impressions.

[@Whitelisted_Productions]

Steve would be proud 🥲

[@jimdayton8837]

I totally lost it when the crowd was bored by the iPad but went nuts when he mentioned sinks xD

[@derekbum]

3 billion gigs of flowf. Fantastic!

[@pezavitsoharalu2843]

"All of us use *smart-tops* and *lap-phones* now"

[@Azazel0664]

“All of us use smart tops and lap phones.”🤣

[@sdesmtl]

"iPad - it has no reason for being".

[@gbowers]

I chuckled when I saw this.

[@neptune9647]

I love watching your videos on the KZbin Sap.

[@FloppyDiskMaster]

“I’d like to forget that, Apple is shit now.” The sad thing is that’s not a joke

[@JacobRavenglass]

2:26 "3 billion gigabytes of flaalf" lol

[@lev7509]

I love how YT Pewp keeps breaking the fourth wall in his videos.

[@ISAACHALLEY3000]

4:30 lol