YTP | The Little MerMerMia 🦀

[@crazybird199]

This video is a whole other level of insane

[@crazybird199]

Lol I got pinned.

[@Just_Some_Gal]

@@crazybird199 DESERVED

[@BrandontheAwesome]

@@crazybird199 Congrats dude!

[@god_tails2]

1:41 PEPPINO WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

[@Bob-vd1qx]

Especially with subtitles on…

[@albatross4920]

3:12 "Arielle hes a FREAKIN' SEAGULL!!!" LOL 😂

[@Josiebeam]

Daddy I lol!

[@Gacha_Nazrinofficial]

Daddy Triton: Help me Ariel to get to know him

[@connuredpanda7]

😂😂

[@orlando.youtube]

When it opens his mouth, it makes references to The Birds of Hitchcock

[@WilliamHickton]

The seagull did say that arielle is getting married to him 2:24

[@MissaJ0511]

Something about Scuttle casually removing Eric's eye to feed to Ariel just cracks me up. 😂

[@horrormatrix9080]

😂😂😂

[@missplayer30]

Well, if you know mermaids/sirens lore, this is scarily accurate.

[@inotonline8838]

Whatever gave you the idea to make a new Ytp on this movie, I’m highly glad it happened. I can now remember Ariel being obsessed with Human stuff and liking Scuttle a little too much, the chef being an absolute madman comedic, and Ursula being one of the most relatable gamers out there who just wants a good deal on her scrolls. See ya later ✌🏻

[@bluefrosttouch9161]

Why pay $10 ticket at the movie theater for a bland remake when I can watch THIS masterpiece for free?

[@BrandontheAwesome]

Why spend money on ANY Disney movie nowadays when you have these masterpieces!

[@Mussinsky1839]

Amen, brother. Amen!

[@CloudTreat]

SAME

[@PaulW_ftPAULK]

@CartoonFan619 Amen!

[@michelleswondrousvideos2784]

OMG, YES!!!😂

[@rilly1347]

"Ariel, he's a freaking seagull!" ROTFLMAO!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@legohappy1]

Bro that eyeball segment was uncomfortably clean.

[@Ronno8567]

And I thought Qwistoff is child friendly 😂

[@brighteyes6585]

​@@Ronno8567NOPE!! 😆

[@Ronno8567]

@@brighteyes6585 “your dinner” That’s gross, because you can’t eat an eyeball!! 🤣

[@bucketsdoesstuff2824]

"Now...SING!" *"disturbing seagul noises"* You never disappoint, Qwistoff!

[@thegreatgoldfilms6311]

5:01

[@Retribution5618]

3:57 "I've been a saint: :)" *Unsaintly noises*

[@TheAnchorArmsChad]

I just love how Triton had a beer watching this go down 🤣

[@corymorimacori1059]

Rip the actors who acted Ursula, Chef, Scuttle and King Triton

[@thememejester1792]

Don't forget Sebastian

[@corcortinez5361]

And also the movie

[@loganbangerter1917]

Just looked this up. Apparently the only characters whose actors are still alive are Ariel, Eric, Flounder, and the maid

[@LaKellita]

Actually half the cast is dead: Triton, Ursula, Sebastian, Louis. And Scuttle and Grimsby died before the movie even came out.

[@animegamelover6368]

Can't believe it's been a year since Pat Carroll died.

[@ExquisiteAndroid]

I was infinitely more excited to see this in my notifications this morning than the trailer for the live action one

[@Just_Some_Gal]

0:21 Whenever I eat octopus in my sushi, I'll remember what the chef had to go through from this moment

[@Rhinogaming2023sub_com]

What in the cinnamon toast

[@Rhinogaming2023sub_com]

[chef] He he he ha ha ha

[@Dawg-Bone]

🫡

[@redcarkyle123]

4:57 Ah yes, the regular price of love.

[@JakeTLT]

Sorry Ariel, I can’t give credit

[@donnsdoesgacha2941]

​@@JakeTLT Come back when you're a little, mmmmmmmm, richer!

[@theinimitablejora522]

Holy shit I haven't actively laughed OUT LOUD at something in over a year. "AS LONG AS YOU HAVE ENOUGH RUPEES" _pleaaaaase I'm gonna dieeeee_

[@madmanminkler1382]

Me too

[@poecollector64]

*rubies

[@MD_Uzi02]

@@poecollector64 You're wrong. Rupees are the currency in The Legend of Zelda.

[@poecollector64]

​@@MD_Uzi02 yeah but one of the many stupid mistakes the CDI games are infamous for is having Morshu call them "rubies"

[@Mikkidisco987]

“He’s a freaking seagull!” King triton once said 3:15

[@Lady_ETHNE]

I should not be watching this right before my class at college because I'm absolutely losing it over this YTP. This is one of my favorite Disney movies and you did a fabulous job as always!

[@CerealCamStudios]

2:02 The part where Chef Louie becomes a surgeon, says "Zen I push push", takes the baby and says "What is zees?" made me laugh beyond control.😂

[@affanjamsari5752]

Me too. I laughed uncontrollably at that part while I was ordering McDonalds. I laughed so hard my sides started cramping.

[@ProfessorGopher2030]

"Zen I pull out zer…WHAT ON EARTH IS THIS?!?!?!"

[@sirchandarius]

the fight between Triton and Ariel was absolutely fantastic, the way it builds up loops back around then ascends into absurdity; Absolutely iconic 2:45 3:45

[@etube6226]

He's a freaking seagull!

[@maxthecreature4674]

Contact with the seagulls is strictly forbidden !!!!

[@nikoskonstantinidis4069]

Agreed Triton. agreed

[@AnaandVerity1259]

I honestly thought it was going to turn out similarly to the Gru and Dr. Nefario fight in Das Me. But this was phenomenal.

[@brandongamingtv7545]

@@etube6226 DADDY I LOL

[@BrandontheAwesome]

MY MAN THE CHEF IS BACK!!!!!! And he is the highlight of the YTP as always!

[@Just_Some_Gal]

AND HE'S PULLING OUT MORE BONES THAN EVER BEFORE

[@BrandontheAwesome]

@@Just_Some_Gal And cutting off just as many heads!

[@Just_Some_Gal]

@@BrandontheAwesome facts, my guy

[@BrandontheAwesome]

@@Just_Some_Gal I love this channel and the people here! I'm so glad I subscribed!

[@TheHulkfan]

The chef Louis part at the beginning was both epic and funny. The rest made me cry laughing!

[@OlanR24]

"What? What is it?" "Your dinner" That just made my whole day!

[@Just_Some_Gal]

"This calls for a little romantic stimulation" then the most uncomforting silence got me so hard bro 🤣

[@BrandontheAwesome]

I can't make out what he says afterwards though. It's sounds too garbled.

[@Just_Some_Gal]

@@BrandontheAwesome he said THATS VERY BORING

[@BrandontheAwesome]

@@Just_Some_Gal Thanks for the help! Noe I can go back and laugh at it even more!

[@Just_Some_Gal]

@@BrandontheAwesome RIGHT??? I'll have to watch this until I get tired of it honestly

[@BrandontheAwesome]

@@Just_Some_Gal Same here! I can watch them anytime and anywhere and I'll still be laughing!

[@ryanphelan895]

4:16 Oh, my god! Ursula shot Scuttle!

[@JakeTLT]

Oh my god, they killed Scuttle!

[@ryanphelan895]

@@JakeTLT Kyle: You bastards!

[@Valerio_the_wandering_sprite]

At least he didn't blow up like her moray eels.

[@Ian-es3ec]

This dude was my childhood, watching his ytps puts a smile on my face.

[@ratiroo1124]

What a ride! Thank you, Qwistoff. I told you I was ready for some laughs, and you did not disappoint. Keep up the good work and I hope you're doing well!

[@landonthefrettle]

4:10 Ursula:and don't underestimate the importance of---- Scuttle: (interrupts Ursula) a dinglehopper. Ursula: don't fool with me you little brat! 😡 (Then shoots at scuttle)

[@diegobareno5820]

1:27 Wow, That eye popping caught me off Guard!

[@rae-rae8005]

Same here- it’s hilarious but it’s shocking lol

[@BrandontheAwesome]

I agree! I didn't think he'd go that dark!

[@plushmode506]

5:21 YOU GOT TO PUCKER YOUR LIPS LIKE THIS

[@jorodmar69]

Pokerface

[@davemillet4160]

For me, it was the super-fast Ursula at 4:22 that I didn't expect.😂😂 Thank you for another work of art.👍

[@EngineerRiff]

The cow goes moo The sheep goes baa The Qwistoff goes *Le Funni*

[@Just_Some_Gal]

get ready to be featured in random comments, my guy

[@EngineerRiff]

I actually already have but I had a different pfp. I was the ‘imagine being a random comment’ guy

[@Just_Some_Gal]

@@EngineerRiff ahhhhh!!! My alt was the "YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES" winner

[@dashcamandy2242]

That's great and all, but... What does the fox say?

[@BrandontheAwesome]

@@Just_Some_Gal I hope to be a random comment one day. It's on my bucket list.

[@Zoruagalaxy]

5:11 KIng Triton in the shadows just watching while ursula singing! 🤣🤣🤣

[@nikoskonstantinidis4069]

badass XD

[@horrormatrix9080]

5:30 the reason he shouldn’t have signed the scroll was because it would cause the video to end

[@stephaniethepenguin5442]

"ASMR with Ursula" Now back to our program. 😂😂😂😂

[@Schmoi]

The chef scene was too much for me 🤣. An encounter with Stromboli and the Chef would be so epic 🤌🤯🤌

[@samkresil6011]

0:14 Triton is drunk?? Never seen that! 😄

[@SpongicX]

Scuttle kissing Ariel had me laughing hard.

[@QwistoffYTP]

So romantic

[@Rhinogaming2023sub_com]

[Ursula] I admit that in the past I was miserable lonely and depressed they weren’t kidding when they called me well pathetic but you’ll find that nowadays I’ve been a saint hahahaha and I fortunately know a little gossip qwisoff is pretty pathetic ha and don’t underestimate the importance of [scuttle] a Dinglehopper [Ursula] grrr don’t fool with me you little brat

[@ladyherocoolbluegirl3123]

​@@QwistoffYTPHey Because Ariel and Scuttle are getting married

[@goldenkate3o37]

He's a freaking seagull

[@dashytav2349]

I witness a lot of gore and violence in internet and games but watching your video's for years and seen eyeball taking out from eyehole was a such a gross experience, still can be saupriced, keep it up

[@ComanderJanja]

This is better than the remake boot that's coming soon. Qwistoff YTP is the hero of Comedy gold.

[@Ojtheghosttrainer]

I honestly don't understand how Qwistoff keeps one-upping his own YTPs. Favourite bits: 0:08 - 0:26 Hunting for Calimari Xtreme 1:26 - 1:32 Tasty Eyeballs 1:49 - 2:08 Cut Off Montage 2:45 - 3:24 Ariel loves Skuttle, but Triton doesn't agree 3:25 - 3:45 Qwistoff Remix 4:57 - 5:00 Little Mermaid becomes LOZ

[@StevenDrumsYEEHAW]

0:31 I’m rather impressed that you managed to sneak in David Attenborough in there! 😂

[@KatyPerryYesTaylorSwiftNo]

At 2:57 (Ariel) Die! (King Triton) I don't have to Die! (Me LMAO LOL!) That bit gets me laughing every time I watch this YTP video. I laughed so hard, that I peeded myself from laughing so hard and so much.🙂😊☺️😀😃😄😁😆🥹😅😂🤣

[@dashcamandy2242]

4:05 - Are you just gonna sit there and let Ursula talk smack about you?

[@kelstitch]

Now THIS was such a blast from start to finish and with one of my favourite childhood movies! I didn’t know that seeing Ursula sassing antics triggering Triton would make me laugh out loud so hard, but apparently it did and now I just want to implement that into my character writing

[@austinkuklinski6354]

Dude the fight with Ariel and Triton had me dying laughing

[@nickwerner7983]

Not to mention King Triton has a Winnie the Pooh phone case.

[@nickwerner7983]

So help me, Ariel, I am going to get through to you! And if THIS is the only way… (2:44)

[@JacobDreamWorks921]

(Goes berserk mode) SO BE IT!

[@Josiebeam]

No! Daddy stop!

[@kingsodashark2194]

(boss music plays....and by boss music I mean DOOM)

[@TheLookyus]

2:44 What color is King Triton’s So help me, Ariel, I am going to get through to you! And if THIS is the only way… SO BE IT!?

[@Princess_-gp3ep]

This is better than the upcoming live action remake.

[@baliyae]

I agree!

[@BrandontheAwesome]

Agreed+

[@bencroyle3962]

Yes

[@Just_Some_Gal]

Agreed 3

[@danielandlucycartoonsmadne5885]

I was going to say the same thing 😂

[@RamdomRando]

3:48 Story of my life lmao

[@ClausMichaelFasting]

I've been this all my life.

[@bladeanimeking955]

4:04 Qwistoff Is pretty pathetic Qwisoff: looks like My *SEAGULL* Is readdy Ursula: Uh…what?

[@benviehman8640]

1:50-2:08 Stop it I CAN'T BREATHE!!! The chef chopping up fish is so damn funny! 🤣🤣🤣

[@dylanpriest5742]

Marrying a seagull?! Now that's very funny and hilarious!!! LOL! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@drewcydoxvasquez5371]

3:25 humans they'er dangerous !

[@BabyAdriver2565]

Danger R us!

[@Oddwordfan68]

4:27 Ursula: Sings the wrong song Ursula: oops i supposed to sing poor unfortunate souls

[@TheRoflcer]

I imagine Triton would rather Ariel get with a human then a Seagull.

[@Ozymandias2x]

That laugh's been burned into my memory since the movie originally came out. "Le poisson, le poisson, HEE HEE HEE, HON HON HON!"

[@CommanderBased]

Ariel he's a FREAKING SEAGUL 💀💀💀

[@rae-rae8005]

1:26 - 1:32 oh god- wasn’t expecting that 😂 another delightful piece of work Qwistoff

[@meta527II]

0:41 I didn’t know seagulls had teeth

[@Valerio_the_wandering_sprite]

Some birds do have teeth-like barbs in their mouths, though

[@jorodmar69]

They don't but for some reason lots of cartoon animals especially back in the day were animated with human like teeth

[@CandyCaptain]

1:06 Fish can’t drown how does this make sense?!

[@menzel17]

🤓

[@jorodmar69]

But they can suffocate when put into a different body of water (besides salmon fish) for example a fresh water fish perfectly adapted to living in fresh water being put in salt water 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🐥

[@andrewponder3855]

That eyeball bit was hilarious and cursed. I'm pretty sure from now on I'll remember it every time I watch Snow White and hear Happy say "smells good."

[@nataliehancock6286]

Ariel getting married to Skuttle... Now I've seen everything P.s HOW DARE URSULA CALLS QWISTOFF PATHETIC!!!

[@zbroadcast3414]

Are you trying to kill me, Qwistoff?! 🤣

[@danielandlucycartoonsmadne5885]

2:02 “Zen I push push! What is deez??”

[@TheLookyus]

1:59 pull 2:02 push

[@djfunklopez6277]

Birth

[@TheLookyus]

@@djfunklopez6277What person pushes birth?

[@talonthehedgehog3274]

The Chef is the most insane in the movie and this YTP.

[@jamlym4974]

Triton showing up during Ursula's song killed me.

[@ayasusa1258]

I'm disappointed in myself. I've watched YTP videos for many years and I catch myself laughing at the most basic poop. 4:50

[@randomRyze]

5:02 got me GOOD man 😂

[@complex2live]

Same dude

[@CerberusSamurai]

Once again man you've made my sides hurt from laughing. Your editing is getting better everytime. Keep up the good work!👍

[@angelofmusic1992]

Dear God, I’m watching this at work and my sides hurt from trying not to laugh so hard and make my coworkers think I’m weirder than usual. 😆. Thanks for featuring my comment!

[@CreatureCal]

The American Healthcare System be like: 1:54

[@paigem.6487]

I’m actually gonna audition for The Little Mermaid the musical in a couple of weeks now! This video actually made my night! Lol

[@TigerMystic10000]

3:04 - Hop aboard on the Ariel X Scuttle train.

[@Limpurtikles]

Have to admit, 1:26 took me by complete surprise. I laughed like an idiot. You could say that THAT WAS VERY CO-MEEEE-CALL!!

[@aileengrullard7524]

1:16 Allow me ("Under the Sea")

[@TheWildcaller24]

1:04 How can you be drowning? You're a fish!

[@Paragon13]

3:37 A little hint at a Chicken Run YTP, perhaps?

[@Josiebeam]

4:13 note to self: never piss off Ursula

[@carlp4353]

Another masterpiece, great job The subtitles are a great touch

[@Fleados]

The Chef Louis shouting "push push" sent my lungs to orbit 😂

[@kingmagnus4009]

3:32 *STROMBOLI*

[@Hood-i5f]

Enemy spotted

[@marcello7781]

Prince Eric is an adult Pinocchio and he's still showing signs of mental instability after his last encounter with Stromboli.

[@darladimple8437]

He isn't pinocchio what makes you think that

[@A113-p9e]

Always gets me laughing like no other.

[@mr.a7662]

2:07 I nearly died laughing first time I saw this.

[@kylgrv]

Chef Louis' gonna serve an entire kingdom's worth of cephalopod seafood after driving that boat through Ursula! XD

[@KayleyRebeckaOrtiz]

*0:22* Well The Chef Saved The Day Also Nice And Funny Ytp XD

[@cadendicky1855]

"Qwistoff! Contact between youtube and you is dangerous!"

[@plushmode506]

3:00 Ariel; DADDY I LOVE SCutTLE ME: So be it, DIE

[@nikoskonstantinidis4069]

She indeed lost all her senses

[@KarateGirl999]

I just love how KZbin Poops are one of the few things about YT that have remained consistently funny and entertaining since the beginning.

[@WatsonMation]

1:50 2:05 2:07 5:02 5:07 5:16 5:19 5:42 0:01 0:26 0:31 1:38 2:45 3:48 4:30 3:46 2:28 2:30 1:37 2:44 2:27

[@vendettaknight104]

1:48 can't stop replaying this XD

[@kenjiryū2574]

Me neither

[@LaKellita]

"You're a mermaid. He's a ****** seagull!" 😂😂😂

[@gabeowen3593]

Anyone: There isn't a sound worst than nails on a chalkboard! Me: 4:34

[@bmeeker2]

also.. i get chills forever when Ursula says 'SINGGGGG'

[@ProfessorGopher2030]

1:09 Scuttle must suffer from really bad amnesia if he doesn't know what Keyblades are used for after Sora literally visited his world THREE TIMES throughout Kingdom Hearts.

[@x-blades2145]

Im a simple man i see a qwistof video I Zoot Aluor! and then i pull out the video to watch. Keep up the excellent work qwistof!

[@Silverjax77]

The insanity… I love it!

[@Jessie670]

This is a thousand times better than that remake and hilarious! You’ve done it again, Qwistoff! Long live the King of Comedy!

[@DramaBricks]

🎶First I cut off zer heads, zen I cut off zer bones, zen I cut off zer meds, zen I cut off zer phones!🎶

[@alexandraspring687]

"Help me, Ariel, to get to know him, so I can harpoon that spineless sucker!" "But Dad, he'll die!" "ARIEL, I know that!" 🤣🤣🤣 Gee there's more chill ways to deal with landers. Just steal their rudders or something.

[@Nic_2751]

“Asmr with Ursula” goes hard