[YTP] The Matrix Uploaded

[@PoeticNixon]

Take off your shirt. -No *Gets shot* Take off your shirt. -Fine

[@valiax2568]

goldfish

[@davecrupel2817]

The_Ironic_goldfish lmao

[@pepebellofabra558]

The_Ironic_goldfish

[@supss_]

You 666 likes

[@whitenight369]

Shoes

[@razogoth4239]

"Do you know who this is?" "Phone call..."

[@Paraclete333]

Honestly, I expected him to just say "No"..

[@kanthonyofficial]

@@Paraclete333 i honestly hoped there was a call back to the "you are mistaken" audio bit. i would have died 😂

[@davecrupel2817]

Obviously you are mistaken.

[@imnotfuckingusingthisaccou2574]

Stfu filthy weeb

[@Bungy171]

Dramatic music... Phone call

"In one life, you're garbage" "That sounds really good" "In the other life, you're a landlady" "(ashamed nod) yeah..."

[@theonefrancis696]

Garbagggggggg

[@chandlersbryant4047]

"One of these lives has a future" "You're here because we need your garbage"

[@starset4life175]

@@chandlersbryant4047 That sounds like a really good deal, but I think I got a better one. How about I give you crap

[@chandlersbryant4047]

@@starset4life175 And you Give me my right finger You disappoint me You can't scare me, I know my crap, I want my right finger Mr. Anderson You're Garbage YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@lecapitaineisonyoutoob]

Hates himself. Hates landlords more. Neo is a zoomer.

[@IllusivePrime]

"How do you know all this?!!" "I am Morpheus."

[@notaspy3751]

Reasonable answer

[@meucachorro1689]

u r mistaken

[@carminahorodniceanu9133]

it s a honour to meet you!!

[@theterminator9251]

*21 I'm batman!*

[@davecrupel2817]

Obviously you are mistaken.

[@Kevin-eq1sj]

"Mr Anderson, you're garbage" What a way to end an argument

[@maf5693]

And he looks so pleased with himself after he says it 😂😂😂

[@Wapak95]

*YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

[@Marble_Pie]

*ᵂᵒʷ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ˢᵒᵘⁿᵈˢ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵃ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵈᵉᵃˡ·*

[@thereviewersblock7459]

Keevashin Naidoo I like how even Neo is like “shit, he got me there”.

[@TheCaptainJuunuh]

There is just no counter argument for that haha

[@bibbitibob]

"You believe I make myself clear?" "Yes Mr -" "You are mistaken."

[@Noctazar]

If you choose to - *click* - find yourself another job.

[@rufousthefox9766]

Wow, that sounds like a really good deal. But I think I got a better one. How about I give you the f-

[@allyouneedtoknow8135]

@@rufousthefox9766 -- find yourself another job.

[@davecrupel2817]

​@@allyouneedtoknow8135 One of my favorite bits of this video 😂

[@legion8585]

-Welcome Neo... as you no doubt have guessed, I'm your mom. -It's an honor to meet you. -No.

[@latviiansda3725]

no

[@bromodragone8405]

You are mistaken.

[@kaylaslife261]

+Dakota Woloschuk you are mexican s his mind ima report you play as earl johnson ok hope your not talking

[@61akra12]

Legion i imagine that right now you are a feeling a bit like a rabbit

[@htf5555]

my sides.

[@8bit_coder]

In one life, you're garbage That's really good In the other life you're a landlady *YEAH*

[@NoNameAtAll2]

you're here because we need your... *garbagggge*

[@nickle2277]

@@NoNameAtAll2 Wow, that sounds like a really good deal... But I've got a better one: how about I give you crap, and you give me my right finger?

[@diamondmetal3062]

Mr. Anderson, you’re garbage *YEEAAAAAHHH*

[@OurHereafter]

I literally pooped it was so funny. I mean, I was on the toilet and couldnt go. So it was fine.

[@battlinjoe2592]

It kind of sounds like he said “you’re dating a landlady” in the other one...

[@brycearreola548]

4:28 Morpheus:do you like one direction neo Neo:no Morpheus:why not Neo:because i don’t like crap Morpheus:I know exactly what you mean

[@GenericUsername-qp1ww]

Neo=normal ppl

[@tainuisept9155]

Thank you. I could not understand that without your help.

[@bardia-mn4vz]

@@tainuisept9155 sarcasm?

[@tainuisept9155]

@@bardia-mn4vz No. I do enjoy sarcasm but this time I honestly could not understand what I heard.

[@kirozumi]

because i don’t like crap lol

[@davecrupel2817]

_clap_ you cant scare me *CLAP* _recoils in terror_

[@MrCozin-kd9mb]

Daniel Cannata epic

[@cattata01-_-38]

Watching this at 3 am in the morning shit woke me up lol

[@MrCozin-kd9mb]

cattata01 YT-_- Lol

[@1327washington]

"All that we're asking in return is your garbage"

[@bushynuts]

"Wow that sounds like really good deal"

[@lostskull7467]

"But I think I've got a better one."

[@japcloud]

"How about I give you crap, and you give me my right finger."

[@OlTol21]

+NeoDragoon93 "You disappoint me"

[@lostskull7467]

"You disappoint me."

[@Orangibus]

My KZbin app crashed just after Morpheus said "no one can be told what the matrix is" it made the video even funnier

[@nickle2277]

Achievement get! Reach 100 Likes on one comment. I am your 100th Liker.

[@knox1392]

@@nickle2277 who asked

[@nickle2277]

@@knox1392 I felt like pointing it out at the time, coz I thought "screw it, why not".

[@Orangibus]

@@nickle2277 Hey sorry I didn't get the notification for you first comment (Actually I had completely forgotten about this comment I posted, I had no idea it had so many likes) But thanks, that's nice :)

[@nickle2277]

@@Orangibus That's alright, friend. But holy Hell, the Likes on your comment TRIPLED since the time I Liked it!

[@precutodst2568]

Morpheus: "Do you like One Direction, Neo?" Neo: "No." Morpheus: "Why not?" Neo: "Because I don't like crap." Morpheus: "I know exactly what you mean." Brilliant.

[@jinig4833]

"It's designed to disrupt your input output input output output ouput output input output input output carrier signal."

[@adrianh.5038]

Jinigosoti Game-Clips What does that mean?

[@jinig4833]

Adrian H. take off your shirt.

[@tristanarmstrong1087]

It means buckle your Kansas Dorothy, Cause your seatbelt is going bye bye.

[@Junokaii]

"This is the main deck" *Neo Pukes*

[@davecrupel2817]

Jinigosoti Game-Clips Obviously, you are mistaken.

[@Zoofa188_Qe]

“Its an honor to meet you” “No”

[@Dinjur]

this is the main deck *instantly vomits*

[@SystemYTP]

RealMetalGaming #HumansAgainstMainDecks

[@CalumHGaming]

Me on an airplane

[@Coolquip43]

I could listen to Hugo Weaving say "Garbage" all day

[@mogensschmidt2498]

Also me

[@davidgames_cz6618]

Agent: *slams a book* Neo: you can't scare me with this... Agent: *MEGA SLAM* Neo: (gets scared XD) my god that part got me XDDDD

[@Flamemastr]

Same bro 😂

[@killerrobot-br1ot]

What's more scary is how long it takes for him to untie it

[@shadowspidey]

Same dude right here

[@jonty4332]

2:38

[@jonathanholloway2127]

Rofl

[@yeahwellthatsjustlikeyouro7466]

"Buckle your Kansas, Dorothy, because this seatbelt is goin' bye bye"

[@Tailsthehacker01]

*Slam* "You can't scare me with this-" *SLAM* [Neo jumps] I laughed so hard. If there's a YTP hall of fame, this deserves to be in it.

[@david61449]

Me two

[@horaceb2614]

same

[@DanielSanGMR]

Me three

[@osseousrex2755]

Tailsthehacker01 What happened to Spike? O_O

[@Posiedon151]

TBH when he slam the papers down I jumped

[@tano1004]

1st life: *garbage* 2nd life: *landlady*

[@CalumHGaming]

Obviously you are mistaken

[@rhodesb9741]

@@CalumHGaming lol

[@spacedoutorca4550]

All he’s asking for: landlady’s garbaggge

[@ТатьянаКорнакова-ы3ю]

how relateable

[@dannyvonwulffen4402]

"You have a problem,Mr Anderson" Says the guy who's been addicted to CLICK

[@61akra12]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@Bananappleboy]

*_clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick_*

[@KrazyJohnnySvK]

CLICC

[@user-yw8sr3uj1w]

Do you have a problem with CLICJ

[@Mr_Bunk]

"At some point in the early 21st Century, all of mankind marvelled at my magnificence as I gave birth to machines." - Morpheus

[@breadingtonlespy5100]

"Eggs" - Morpheus

[@marcelog590]

Morpheus's eggs gave birth to the machines, and he did that like a rabbit. Mystery solved.

[@OlTol21]

+Marcelo Gabriel Obviously, you are mistaken

[@eliasbischoff176]

+Pizza Time I've seen you before. I think it was at a twinkiwman video.

[@TheWunWhiteWolf]

Elias Bischoff you are mistaken

[@LuchoCastle_11]

*Phone Rings* "Hello Neo, do you know who this is?" *Suspense Music* "Phone call..."

[@thedeirenir5021]

"The matrix?" "NO, NEO"

[@anzok6743]

Eggs

[@elliotterodriguez]

Sausage 😏

[@davecrupel2817]

Pancakes

[@kirankaur2101]

"Do you want to know what I'm talking about?" *nods* "Unfortunately no one can be told what the matrix is" *gets off*

[@RyanDaPoopNation]

"do you like one direction?"

[@kirankaur2101]

Right now there's only only one rule

[@safilms7621]

eat your pizza !

[@kirankaur2101]

Obviously you are mistaken

[@globsterjail8195]

missed opportunity: "If you take the blue pill, the story ends. If you take the red pill, the story ends."

[@tguns1]

They're both drugs.

[@Hideotic]

The missed opportunity is I didn’t say it would be easy Neo, I just said it would be Wonderland lol

[@Junokaii]

@@Hideotic Nice lol

[@ButtonMasherReal]

Neo takes both pills, and the video ends.

[@user-ek9dd1cc2b]

Twice.

[@Junokaii]

*Runs into wrong office* "You got problems Mr.Anderson"

[@terminator6622]

He's special

[@rufousthefox9766]

The rules do not apply to him.

[@jamierodgers1467]

You take the blue pill. You take the red pill. (Pulls out blue pill) You take the blue pill. You take the red pill. (Swops red pill for blue pill) (Changes it back to the red pill) (Switches sides of the pills) Stop.. the crap.. Morpheus. I died. 😂😂

[@MM-qs1nu]

Jamie Rodgers Then has two blue pills

[@tappajaav]

I'll take all the pills pillspillspills. If they are here.

[@davecrupel2817]

Jamie Rodgers I am Morpheus

[@tappajaav]

No, you're Patrick.

[@Junokaii]

Easily the best part of the YTP. "You take the red pill" *pulls out blue pill* *Neo looks confused*

[@АрсентийНечаевский-п1щ]

Morpheus:*puts a fking iron rod into Neo's head Neo:*dies Morpheus:*totally astonished how this could happen

[@hawklew]

Lmfaoooooooo

[@somecommenter4256]

"This will feel a little weird"

[@rufousthefox9766]

@@somecommenter4256 7:01

[@SavageMexicanBoi]

"You can't scare me with this" *Slams it harder* xD

[@NeoGamemaster]

Take off your shirt.

[@MrStuniz96]

+NeoLedah "you have a problem Mr.Anderson".

[@MrStuniz96]

+Adam Buri ?

[@pon3gaming811]

Laughing so hard I am crying.

[@temak230]

do you know what sound it is on 3:40?

[@jordy6131]

"In order to change a human being into a rabbit." -Morpheus

[@CaveyMoth]

This is how furry is made.

[@roastyomommasucka1729]

*BANG* “You can’t scare me with this.” *SLAM*

[@gary-6991]

"Let me out!" "No, Neo." "EYAYAYAYAYAYAYA-" Gets me everytime.

[@ReikuHidori]

He took the news well

[@danielkoetsier5390]

it's designed to disrupt your input output input output output input input output carrier signal That's pretty much the perfect description of the matrix

[@davecrupel2817]

​@toonshroom5586It means buckle your kansas, Dorothy. Cause your seatbelt is goin' byebye.

[@benscriven8935]

*slap* 'You can't scare me with this-' *S L A M* 'T W E N T Y E I G H T S T A B W O U N D S'

[@Big_Chungus935]

Nice crossover

[@Noctazar]

Huh-huh-huh?

[@SidewinderIV]

''My name is Captain Cock. I'm the emotional shock sent by life.''

[@radwanabdalla7437]

I knew I wasn't the only one

[@bruhzone8466]

That was so fucking good😂😂😂😂

[@dartfeld9810]

PSY at the elevator... Neo: What the hell do they want from me?

[@russellpuff1996]

"I don't know but I sugest you get out of there."

[@dartfeld9810]

Gen 6 Gaming LOL Ikr

[@davecrupel2817]

Gen 6 Gaming Obviously, you are mistaken.

[@nuttygeezer830]

*YOUR SHIRT*

[@kitgusto2390]

You have problems, Mr Anderson

[@KyleKringle]

Probably the best "clean" YTP I've seen.

[@selfishstockton6123]

Kyle Kringle explain clean

[@williamjacobik7966]

Selfish Stockton Probably without stupid editing for repetition or just weird noises

[@carpet163]

@@selfishstockton6123 No cursing or adult jokes.

[@skylordsrebornpvpreplays5795]

@@williamjacobik7966 stupid repetition? Why u watch ytps then

[@skylordsrebornpvpreplays5795]

@@carpet163 if it's done right like in this video kzbin.info/www/bejne/eovdZZiLi7aKerM it's fine

[@darkautumnstories5834]

"Buckle your Kansas, Dorothy, 'cos your seat belt is going bye bye.."

[@kirankaur2101]

"Time is always time" xD

[@mushroomman733]

/0\

[@bridgetoneill9684]

More important than what is what

[@Hextator]

That can't be right, I thought time was never time at all, and you can never ever leave? Maybe Billy Corgan took the blue pill?

[@DEUMAN_SAMURAI_GAMING]

No, its a Steel, Dragon Type. If ya know what I mean.

[@Shadow77999]

No. Times is also space

[@willmarsden7657]

"You have problems Mr Anderson". > Foreshadowing the entire series.

[@redcommander27]

”Do you like One Direction Neo?” ”No.” ”Why?” ”Because I don’t like crap.” ”I know exactly what you mean.”

[@jinig4833]

- Do I make myself clear? - Yes - You are mistaken

[@lobsterbox20]

This is pure gold. The interview scene is my favorite, very well edited. Everything from slamming the folder down on the table to "Mr. Anderson, you're garbage". Every time I see Hugo Weaving's face I hear him say "Garbage". Good on you man. This is the best Matrix YTP I've seen.

[@Chunkboi]

lobsterbox20 He could have worked in some Elrond lines. “Mr. Anderson must be destroyed!”

[@unkownoflife5959]

This video predicted John wick loosing his right finger.

[@strasseanthem8599]

LMAO

[@LeroyW70]

Sorry to ruin the fun, but that was his left finger he lost.

[@HOTD108_]

@@LeroyW70 Missed opportunity for you to say "you are mistaken".

[@LeroyW70]

@@HOTD108_ Dammit

[@LaurenTheFriendlyGhost]

You are mistaken

[@silphaer5353]

"Do you like one direction, Neo?" "No." "Why not?" "Because I don't like crap." "I know exactly what you mean." I know exactly what you mean.

[@NekitTheRagdoll]

I want to know what are you talking about!

[@AnalAArhlm]

+NekitTheRagdoll first, you must know exactly what he means.

[@bromodragone8405]

You are mistaken.

[@elpedante1466]

All I'm offering is wonderland, nothing more.

[@rufousthefox9766]

Take the red pill.

[@Skyfoogle]

this is brilliant *places paper on desk* "you can't scare me with this" *slams paper on desk* *jumps out of chair*

[@hecklerthedragon3411]

Agent Smith: I actually can scare you with this. 😈

[@thischannelhasadvanced]

8:11 “I didn’t say it would be easy, Neo. I just said it would be easy.” his face after that is amazing

[@hydrocannons7573]

"STUS!" -Neo

[@elgranlugus7267]

If you choose to click, find yourself another job

[@lulucool45]

+Prince Marth You believe that you are special.

[@elgranlugus7267]

digitivortex Obviously you`re mistaken

[@lulucool45]

You believe that this job is one of the top software companies in the world.

[@elgranlugus7267]

digitivortex You can´t scare me, i know my crap

[@Eirikasacredstones]

+Prince Marth You are very special. :3

[@terminator300k]

I died when he plugged Neo in and looked shocked when he was dead XD

[@davecrupel2817]

Cracked me tf up 😂

[@mirkosmelko5674]

i like how Morpheus is so satisfied with himself when he shows Neo the trick with pills

[@KRcanondaisa]

fwump "You can't scare me wi-" *FWUMP*

[@OlTol21]

"Mr. Anderson, you're garbage" YEEAAAAAAAHHH

[@davecrupel2817]

Pizza Time he had the perfect face for that. smirk and everything. xD hugo is best actor

[@soggynugget5820]

KronkyDonk And the smile of the agent 😂😂

[@TheRaziz321321]

*bang* "You can't scare me with this." *BANG* *Neo gets scared* I laughed so hard at that part

[@Ticketman99]

Dyami Woods "I know exactly what you mean."

[@Sunny-vb2dd]

Dyami Woods same

[@MaxMalevich]

- What's happened to me? - More important that what is when - When? - What is more important than when - When? - What? - When? - What? - What's happening? - More important than what is what - [confused stare]

[@moodyowlproductions4287]

What the fuck are you smokeing...can I have some?

[@Chunkboi]

1:38 “Hello, Neo. Do you know who this is?” “Phonecall.”

[@marcelinethevampirespleen8492]

Obviously you are mistaken

[@MrJedabak]

"You can't scam me. I know my crap. I want my right finger."

[@Matihood1]

I think it was "You can't scare me."

[@rufousthefox9766]

Mr Anderson, you're garbage.

[@DemetriosLevi]

Time is always *TIME* My man Morpheus spittin facts

[@lessermook7608]

_*smiles_ *Stop the crap Morpheus* _*smile fades away_

[@Thecrazedbro]

8:11 Morpheus: I didn't say it would be easy Neo, I just said it would be easy . . . Neo: STUS!

[@CalumHGaming]

IWANAWA AWAWWA AWAWAWAWW

[@shadowspidey]

StUs... lmao

[@solisimperium1203]

8:16

[@roniemcrea]

8:16 Stus is actuall russian real name

[@Argon270]

*Time is always time.* *- Morpheus*

[@osiria391]

Buckle your Kansas Dorothy, 'cause Your seatbelt Is goin' bye bye.

[@KingLich451]

you got problems Mr. Anderson xD

[@HumbleGuyGaming]

He edited it to where it seemed it was a deleted scene in yhe actual movie. Thats gold.

[@Tirgo69]

Morpheus: "Do you know who this is?" (dramatic sting) Neo: "...phone call?"

[@Devilforce988]

If you believe this video is garbage...... You are obviosly mistaken

[@_MaZTeR_]

You are garbage

[@dooplon5083]

+_MaZ_ YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@thaloniel533]

+Devilforce988 find yourself another job

[@Devilforce988]

Thaloniel I thought I could,but I was obviously mistaken

[@mulayimbozkurt9693]

@Adam Wilson you are obviously mistaken

[@roastyomommasucka1729]

“Hello Neo, You have guessed I am your Mom.” 24k gold

[@mrc3187]

*slams the papers on the table* Neo: You can't scare em with this *slams the papers harder* Neo: *gets scared by it*

[@Noctazar]

*Smith smiles with satisfaction*

[@ParagonOlsen]

"It's an honor to meet you." "No."

[@EmiyaIsHere]

I'm talking about EGGS. *HowToBasic wants to know your location*

[@Kay_213_]

I am howtobasic

[@Marble_Pie]

Exeter everywhere. All around us. *Even now, in the Matrix.*

[@scammbledeggs2707]

Oh no.

[@rufousthefox9766]

Eggs are everywhere. All around us. Even now, in the matrix.

[@BEN-ys6gu]

@@scammbledeggs2707 You think we wouldn't notice you but we did

[@elfinplatypus1341]

"The pill you took is part of a trace program" "What does that mean?" "It's designed to disrupt your input output input output output input input output carrier signal" "What does that mean?" "It means we can pinpoint your location" "What does that mean?" "It means you need to back to nursery and learn basic English" "What does that mean?" "Take off your shirt"

[@davecrupel2817]

ElfinPlatypus13 Gaming Obviously, you are mistaken.

[@Metal-Man-2000]

Daniel Cannata find yourself another job.

[@nationsquid]

81 people didn't buckle their Kansas.

[@xeniaDX]

+NationSquid 82 people didn't take off their shirt.

[@DJ_RamblingRoseNocturne]

+NationSquid All of mankind marveled at my magnificence!

[@CrushinRuSSian27]

+NationSquid now it's 91 people don't know their crap

[@darkonetzeentch8214]

71 people didn't take the red pill, and 41 people didn't have the look of a rabbit

[@_MaZTeR_]

I don't sense anything

[@bakerboat4572]

7:27 - I like how Ben Affleck being Batman is portrayed as a tragedy in this YTP

[@yousefsherbeny536]

and sadly he gone.

[@Xpwnxage]

Lol yeah remember when that was announced? Everyone lost their minds. Turns out he was one of the better things about it the Snyder films.

[@sector3475]

*boom* - You can't scare me with that. *BOOM* (Jumps in panic)

[@JTytCS]

Teacher slams a book on my desk *boom Me:you can't scare with that *BOOM* Me in panic (jumped) On the book #math Me: aw shit here we go again

[@theterminator9251]

SLAM! :D

[@LunarAntic]

do I make myself clear? yes si- you are mistaken if you think this is the top software company you are mistaken lol

[@polskiobywatel553]

- In one life you're garbage. - That sounds really good. me irl

[@ItsJade17]

You have a problem with click? No. *Intensely clicks*

[@SLB94]

Morpheus: You take the red pill... You take the blue pill. Neo: Stop the crap Morpheus! I laughed harder than I should have!

[@pretzly9944]

Still a gem in 2019 miss ytp gold

[@emretasdemir8028]

Still a diamond in 2023

[@numankulec2785]

*NEO:* morpheus what's happened to me, what is this place? *MORPHEUS:* more important than what is when... *NEO:* when? *MORPHEUS:* what is more important than when... *NEO:* when? *MORPHEUS:* what! *NEO:* when? *MORPHEUS:* what! *NEO:* what's happened? *MORPHEUS:* more important than what is what *NEO:* *looks confused* roflmao xD

[@seabassgilligan9396]

Ayyy, I think we watched the same vid

[@MarioTransformer7001]

Sebastian J how can you tell?

[@seabassgilligan9396]

I vaguely recall similar things being said. But maybe I’m reading to much into it.

[@dr.bright6272]

That cleared everything up

[@rufousthefox9766]

Morpheus: This is the main deck. Neo: **Pukes** Morpheus: **surprised face**

[@mysteriousm1]

When everybody is copying lines from the video in the comments section you know that it's gonna be good

[@CaveyMoth]

Take off your shirt.

[@NumaanTahir]

@@CaveyMoth no

[@NumaanTahir]

@@reddor fine

[@siyacer]

Or the comments are just lazy

[@keeperofthecheese]

"I don't like crap" "I know exactly what you mean."

[@ThijiHiguri]

416 people didn’t take off their shirt.

[@cubruce1103]

738 and counting...

[@killerdragon5584]

@@cubruce1103 775

[@bearpuns5910]

It's necessary

[@cubruce1103]

@@killerdragon5584 1036

[@thehistoryofrocknrol]

Morpheus: This is the main deck Neo: *PUKES*

[@AquDrIFT]

"Time is always time" - Morpheus the Philosopher, 1999

[@amessman]

2:37 i laugh every time

[@garrettarnold5663]

**thump** "You can't scare me with this-" **THUMP!** (gets scared)

[@JohnSapato]

*Grins*

[@Dav624]

Sameeee

[@Furrball2023]

It's even funnier at 2x speed.

[@mohamadyasin6104]

6:58 "This will feel a little weird" *insert* ~~--------- ded

[@EnderSpy358]

Shirou Kanzaki Morpheus: D:

[@BPJJohn]

@@EnderSpy358 D:

[@feliznavidad6958]

*Squat walks into office* "You have problems Mr. Anderson." Love your sense of humor!

[@rufousthefox9766]

2:09

[@GamertagO1]

Alpaca, one of the best, well-made, and original (no "cocks" and only one "sauce") YTPs I've ever seen. You deserve way more subs and views. Thank you my friend for making me laugh.

[@TyloThorn]

And thank you for that comment, i tire of perverted ytp-jokes, i want jokes with brain behind them, and this is exactly what im looking for. Cracks me up on and on, not by just playing one scene back and forth for 20 seconds. hoffy and marklar are pretty good at this too. Most other youtube poopers are just always the same.

[@Ithelegoman]

However a rickroll.

[@ajcaraballo95]

Best Parts: 2:37-2:40 (Smith slams file on the desk) NEO: You can't scare me with th- (Smith slams the file on the desk even louder, scaring the crap out of Neo) 4:28-4:37 MORPHEUS: Do you like One Direction, Neo? NEO: No. MORPHEUS: Why not? NEO: Cause I don't like crap. MORPHEUS: I know EXACTLY what you mean. 7:31-7:44 MORPHEUS: This is the world as it exists today. (changes the channel to Late Night With Jimmy Fallon where Ben Affleck is being interviewed and Fallon mentions that Affleck's going to play the role of Batman) NEO: No! I don't believe it. It's not possible! XD HILARIOUS!!!

[@BB0ysGames]

the file on the desk was the best,never gets old LMAO

[@harrisonhatton6985]

...do people really get that much pleasure by rewriting in the comment sections what everybody just saw?

[@tygarner9142]

Don't forget the pill!

[@willmarsden7657]

"You have problems Mr Anderson".

[@ShadicgunMan]

Thx 4 clarifying he said one direction

[@BAN3FromNoWhere]

"take off your shirt." "No!" *Shoots him* "Take off your shirt." "Fine..."

[@moodyowlproductions4287]

OW......,ok ok shirt off..got it.....ow,ow,ow!!!!!

[@ickslay2033]

-what does that mean -it's designed to disrupt your input output input output output input input carrier signal - W H A T D O E S T H A T M E AN

[@AssassinDwarf]

You think that this YTP is one of the top YTP's in the world, obviously you are mistaken .

[@Zagnutjones]

Find yourself another job

[@zaravass2029]

Some Guy On You Tube how about I give you crap?

[@AssassinDwarf]

Zara Vass You think i like being handed crap? Obviously you are mistaken.

[@zaravass2029]

Take the red pill

[@AssassinDwarf]

Zara Vass Take the blue pill.

[@Klarpimier]

"In one life you're garbage In the other you are a landlady" Sounds like a solid life

[@calebtaylor3345]

Buckle your Kansas, Dorothy. Because your seatbelt is going bye bye. XD

[@TheEgganator324]

[I'll sue ya plays]

[@barbaro267]

The movie would have been so much better if it turned out Morpheus was working for the machines, wanting to turn all humans into rabbits!!

[@bodymoremurderland6429]

barbaro267 sas

[@thedude3065]

or if Neo was a machine

[@MrStuniz96]

barbaro267 or if Neo was Morpheus.

[@Thraakull]

plot twist..... Neo is John Wick and Morpheus is just a hobo king... now the machines... them machines are more VR now, hmmm? HHHHMMM?

[@stupid_tree7158]

Sus

[@jaminsim5965]

Oh man, the part at 2:36 gets me every time!!! Love your vids, AlpacaHawk!

[@krisnorge5830]

Morpheus : [. . .] even now in the Matrix. Do you want to know what it is ? Neo : (nods) Morpheus : Unfortunately no one can be told what the Matrix is. (leaves) Neo : Confused stare Morpheus : (comes back). This is your last chance. He's really not giving Neo much information to make his decision on....

[@Kleavers]

That pill bullshit was just great. So fucking ridiculous :D

[@bassault]

xD ikr

[@bridgetoneill9684]

Stop the crap, Morpheus.

[@MegaGothmog]

+Bridget O'Neil Screw you Bridget.... i thought there was a hair on my monitor. :)

[@Petidani0330]

Bridget O'Neill omg that hair picture though :D You're a true troll :D

[@j.c.dicklegproductions9248]

300th like

[@kaizen1496]

4:56 "Do you want to know what it is?" "Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is." *leaves

[@vinylscratch4066]

Right now, there's only one rule. take off ur shirt. or the highway TAKE OFF UR SHIRT.

[@vinylscratch4066]

3:44

[@barbaro267]

"Buckle your Kansas, Dorothy. Because your seatbelt is going bye bye." To be honest, every friggen line is hilarious so I can't choose just one haha! This is by far one of the best YTPs on youtube!! :D no annoying rewind/playback crap! Until the very end of course...