[YTP] The Price is Rar

[@thisfirrre]

This hits different today. RIP to the legend who courageously gave us the actual retail price of his balls, that in his hand he had. May the price always be rar.

[@natesportyboy4939]

Not to mention the legend who courageously asked Paul if he did a lot of swingers, and if he didn't, that he better start.

[@2.3_44XD--]

TooT

[@HighPriestofLemuria]

There's no way to win, we just got to call out numbers. You made me laugh so hard I cried.

[@Username-cx3ey]

I saw this comment just as he said that.

[@eriekayak]

@@Username-cx3ey lol me too!

[@morganb900]

2:15 too

[@kennyhayesmusic7499]

😂😂😂

[@kaden-sd6vb]

*W R O N G*

[@necelticsox]

it's a 30 inch electric automatic self-cleaning muskrat.

[@Appleboy78165]

That sounds like one hell of a euphemism

[@Musicradio77Network]

Nope! It’s a 30 inch electric automatic self-cleaning “Muskrat Love” by the Captain & Tennille.

[@ChanHandle]

The price is rar where every winnable item is a muskrat

[@coronelfalk]

how did i even hear "husband" instead of "muskrat"...?

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

Is your husband brown and hairy and self cleaning?

[@AnxietyAddict]

Okay so the rules to the price is rar are as follows; We have four spaces and in these four spaces we'll fill out three spaces. In those spaces we'll fill out four spaces. Down here we have three spaces, we'll fill out nine. Then it will light up wherever we have zero spaces on the board. Every digit from zero to dollars appears some place in zero spaces but only once. Now of course you wanna' win the four spaces but only three spaces so you'll hopefully give me numbers for that car. But if the number you have given me is a digit from zero to nine then you win zero dollars. There's no way to win honey.

[@mraiwa1000]

Love how confused the lady looked

[@129140163]

Before I saw this video, I never knew “dollars” was a digit. XD

[@ninjabluefyre3815]

TvTropes, Mind Screw

[@zenith8417]

In short: The game is unwinnable.

[@PimpMasterT]

well done.

[@DarkGoldBK]

$100 WRONG

[@mbdg6810]

lol im dead

[@SmaMan]

FUCK PAUL’S BID

[@VectraQS]

I could not breathe for about a half hour after I first heard that, I was laughing so hard.

[@NijiMarii]

"Seven!" "What'd you say?" "Seven!" "I didn't hear you." "Seven!" "Seven is what you said?" "Yes!" "WRONG!"

[@dholmestar]

MonitaLeaf12 "ONE THOUSAND" "Say it again?" "ONE THOUSAND"

[@Wavemaninawe]

"What did you say, Paul?" "lol." "You say lol. The actual retail price is LOL!"

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

_You win aaaaaaaaaaa nuun!_

[@zorokicksass60]

Nicole?

[@padraicfanning7055]

"Seven dollars!" "I'm gonna give you seven dollars…"

[@UwUYT]

"This f***wagon from Chevrolet brakes like a little b****!"

[@SHZTCG]

"Let's show Paul that BOner!" "It goes in dry!"

[@Rivemont]

SHZTCG Johnny please.

[@zaczac5281]

" BUT ONLY ONCE "

[@kd4pba]

I wonder if Paul actually used that hair dryer. I find it odd that the picture of the guy on the product box had hair like Paul.

[@johnlemons7340]

“You might like this, ITS A COC!!”

[@richardgadberry8398]

"This fuckwagon from Chevrolet breaks like a little bitch!"

[@davemunger8803]

"It's a shit machine!" is my second favorite noisepuppet running joke, after talk of renting horses.

[@JontyMaster]

Rest in peace, Bob Barker! 99 years old was one hell of a good run.

[@JimWhitakerMusic]

3:02 Poor Sandy having to guess the price on a shits machine from White Fascists

[@BlakeBeat]

There's just something about YTPs that taps into a different side of my sense of humor. They make me laugh like nothing else can.

[@ArcanineBr]

There's no way to win, honey. You just have to call the numbers.

[@SangheiliSpecOp]

I like your profile pic :D

[@mraiwa1000]

Aww the other furry doesn't want to play

[@EmeraldDragonfly57]

@mraiwa1000 What are you talking about?

[@Youtube.Commen-tater]

A Cannibalistic Slice Of Pepperoni Pizza Jupiter is furry, Arcanine probably just likes Pokemon

[@Kingsammich2]

RIP Bob Barker!

[@Grellman]

1:20 It feels like you're pooping a college level physics lecture. I guess thats why it was my favorite part.

[@bjnartowt]

Grelman Never thought of it that way--that's hilarious. Also, I'm a college level physics instructor.

[@dorothyallspice1862]

That was my favorite part lol. Or alternatively, Common Core in a nutshell.

[@jotting2349]

This is like imaginary numbers in algibra 2

[@JoeyLamontagne]

More like explaining to people about what’s deductible and what’s not on a tax return

[@bjnartowt]

​@@JoeyLamontagne Better yet, the difference between a deduction and an adjustment to gross income! No faster way to get eyes to glaze over...

[@britainluver431]

"What did you say Paul?" "Lol." "You say lol. You say the price is lol. The actual retail price is lol. You've won ahah nan."

[@Musicradio77Network]

Nature lols grains is with man’s sauce, and then hands off and throws it away. You a$$holes. But don’t throw it away. If you don’t eat Spoon Size shredded wheat, f*** you man! What could be more natural.

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

_It’s a shit machine from white fascists!_

[@stacywills9115]

😆 🤣

[@bluejoseph8873]

1:21 "We have 4 spaces and in these 4 spaces we'll fill out 3 spaces in those spaces we'll fill out 4 spaces *breathing* ss down here we have 3 spaces we'll fill out 9. then it will light up wherever we have 0 spaces on the broad. every digit form 0 to dollar appear some place in 0 spaces but only once. now of course you wanna win the 4 spaces but only 3 spaces so you're hopefully give me number for that car. but if the number you give me is a digit form 0 to 9. then you win 0 dollars" okay

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

THREE!

[@josukefrthistime]

@@dracodeanglicus3857 Wrong

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

@@josukefrthistime *_SEVEN!_*

[@josukefrthistime]

@@dracodeanglicus3857 What did you say?

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

@@josukefrthistime *_TEN!_*

[@lyesryes]

I'll take a fuckwagon from chevrolet!

[@SpessWarlock]

+lyesryes yo But it breaks like a little bitch.

[@irtbmtind89]

Its a Vega so it's actually true.

[@treggroderick7517]

Right? It’s a nice color

[@tonyl6761]

They're pretty much a scaled down Camaro that you could've got at the time of that body style lol. That Wagon design on the Vega is sweet though...woah

[@RT-qd8yl]

My 2011 Cruze is a Chevrolet Fuckwagon.

[@zaczac5281]

" Come on down! The price is *RIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARARAAAAAR* "

[@Markstevenrachel]

It's a 30 inch electric automatic self cleaning muskrat!

[@129140163]

YES! That is hilarious! Who on earth WOULDN'T want a 30-inch electric automatic self-cleaning muskrat?! XD

[@codyholley]

Me

[@stevenb6984]

"It's a 30 inch electric automatic self-cleaning muskrat!" LOL! That was hysterical!

[@JuanC17Playz]

Lol

[@tncorgi92]

"Sandy." "One hundred." "W R O N G ! " Poor Sandy. All she wanted was a muskrat.

[@JoeyLamontagne]

But it was from White Fascists

[@madizzle90]

Bob: And Paul? Paul: One-thirty-- Bob: Fuck Paul's bid

[@Blasphemerish]

The actual retail price is LOOL!

[@DerrickLee2023DLA]

“And Paul, you are PAUL!!!” Now that is so funny. Please do another Price is Right YTP, because that one made me laugh so hard.

[@kennyhayesmusic7499]

Bob explaining the rules and them making absolutely no sense is just the best part. My cheeks hurt. 😂😂😂

[@dj68k]

It's the end of 2019 and I feel like no one makes YTP anymore, and that's a shame. The shredded wheat commercial at the end killed me.

[@kingstontown7362]

maanerud trust me people still make these like loads and some are still as funny as this

[@Tirgo69]

The only reason anyone would think YTP is dying or dead is because they don't bother looking for new content creators. This is like if people were saying "nobody makes rock music anymore" because specifically Jimi Hendrix isn't releasing albums

[@chrismadsonpatrick1953]

RIP Bob Barker. 😔

[@trevordavenport4284]

Mad props for the super subtle tricky sentence mixing .. Right around the three-minute mark you got really tricky and that was cool.. there's got to be more 80s game shows you could do for this type of thing

[@129140163]

Trevor Davenport this episode was from the 70s. EARLY 70s. As a matter of fact, if I’m not mistaken, I think this was actually the very first episode, aired in 1972.

[@treym101_]

This made me die laughing when I was 8. I'm 15 now. This has not changed

[@ytssiemipentoelo]

R.I.P Bob Barker

[@2BachShakur]

1:09 “this fuckwagon from Chevrolet brakes like a little bitch”

[@Loogaroo1]

It's always a treat to watch a YTP when you're very familiar with the source material.

[@ProdByClockwerk]

"FART MART!"

[@obviouslyherbie]

i think this my favorite ytp of all time. 2nd favorite is tied between like 6 noisepuppet videos

[@CHamlin86]

Show Paul that BoNeR.... it goes in dry!

[@bjnartowt]

[cheering]

[@pschiptunes64]

Come on down, whooo, price is RiiIIiIIiiIIiiIIiI-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-IIIIYAH! “This is wonderful, this is your favorite game, this is fart-mart.”

[@MikeZeroX]

*4 digits for a car, how quaint.*

[@dillysgirl4ever]

The way you had Bob Barker explaining how to play the game with the car reminds me of Harold Hill explaining the evils of playing pool in The Music Man. Only much more hilarious. Love it!!

[@TravellingTARDIS]

There's no way to win. You just have to call up numbers.

[@MichiganPeatMoss]

Thanks a lot, Bob Barker! A zero probability of winning. At least he's being honest.

[@RWSCOTT]

There's no way to win, honey- you just have to call out numbers-

[@imbored7779]

This is one of my favorite YTP's from you, Noise!

[@preschoolguy2010]

It would have been hilarious to have aired this instead of the original episode in 1972. I'm sure CBS's ratings would have went through the roof

[@ronsanford4793]

Most of everybody was on LSD so they probably did see this ytp.

[@kd4pba]

I was 5 years old and I remember watching this episode with my mom.

[@TheSepticFoundry]

Ol Bob has a bit of a hearing problem, it seems.

[@dracodeanglicus3857]

WRONG!!

[@Bluetailvappy]

Evelyn what's your bid? Evelyn: $125 Bob: $2500. Myra? Myra: $130 Bob: $30,000 for Myra. Sandy? Sandy: $100 Bob: Wrong! and Paul? Paul: $13... Bob: Fuck Paul's bid. I have four bids and in my hands I have my balls. And Paul! You are Paul! I think Bob had a little too much to drink that day.

[@marioPop76]

0:44 "COK is our winner." "AAAAAAAHHHHH!"

[@ledraps22]

3:15 genius

[@shiroganekei1620]

WRONG!

[@gluecement]

Can't go WRONG with a call-back!

[@shaunj66]

Fuck Paul's bid.

[@josephglatz25]

Here, we have four spaces, and in those four spaces we'll fill out three spaces, and in those spaces we'll fill out four spaces (logic FTW) heheheheheheh ziz, down here we'll fill out 9. Then it will light up whenever we have zero spaces on the board. every digit from zero to dollars appears someplace in zero spaces but only once. Now of course you want to win the four spaces, but only three spaces, so you'll hopefully give me numbers for that car, but if the number you give me is a digit, then you win zero dollars!

[@Bluetailvappy]

It's nice to have a game on the Price is Right that breaks all the laws of reality

[@129140163]

I know right?! Makes perfect sense! ROFL

[@RetroGUY77]

Easy, 10

[@josephglatz25]

Mini Mort 2 Wrong! You win a battery operated electric muskrat!

[@ACBlackJ0ck]

There's no way to win

[@vegan4theanimals]

I would've reacted the same way if my prize was a hairy brown muskrat

[@turingsghost]

easily the best intro in a YTP i've ever seen

[@TellEmB290]

"How would you like to be driving around in that in the night, dragging your ass behind you?"

[@pyroparagon8945]

"It's a 30 inch electric automatic self cleaning muskrat, you'd love that, won't you?" Lost.

[@taofanarchy96-renzomaracas14]

“You may win this!” “IT’S A C*CK!” *contestant crashes* “This f*ckwagon from Chevrolet drives like a little b***c!”

[@bjnartowt]

3:15 - GOP to Ron Paul's bid in 2012.

[@eckitronix]

Noisepuppet is rising through the ranks. Good for him!

[@cutthroatnin3833]

"What could be more natural?"

[@lilith5865]

Sandy! 100 Wrooongg!

[@nicklespale22]

1:57 I can't believe after all those instructions she still didn't get it!! lmao

[@chandlergraham240]

"You may win THIS! IT'S A COCC-"

[@travis7310]

This is from the first episode, which aired on 9/4/72.

[@wilberforce95]

this is Fartmart.

[@lirodon]

Those confusing rules make it look like they were trying to ride off the popularity of Numberwang.

[@TrebuL]

You say the price is lol the actual retail price is LOL!

[@CYXXYC]

YOUVE WON OHOOO

[@03bgood]

2:32-2:34 - Our corrupt politicians, in a nutshell!

[@kristenkinnan4943]

It’s a brand new cawwcckk Aowahhhowahhhowahhhwaahhhhh

[@TheSwordsmanInBlack]

Id like me a hairy brown muskrat

[@noisepuppet]

Very aspirational. Eventually, one hopes to graduate to the shit machine from white fascists, or even a boner that goes in dry.

[@bachaddict]

@@noisepuppet I'd like to do the most nasty broad. LOL!

[@JynxedKoma]

"It's a shit machine! ....From white fascists." *:O*

[@krystalfan]

God: Robert Barker COME ON DOWN

[@coltongoff456]

The price is RAAAAAAAAAAAAAARARAAARAAAAAAAAAARARAAAAAAARARAAARAAAAAAAA

[@kd4pba]

My all time favorite ytp. Perfection.

[@RaisedLetter]

"And here is the actual retail price of my balls!" Always gets me

[@1337-Nathaniel]

Oh fuck me. I have to work tomorrow. I need to sleep. Yet, I'm crying from laughter in my bed. LOL

[@FlameAdder]

Lost it at "There's no way to win"

[@theplayeralsoknownasmousecop]

2:44 *SAUCE*

[@preschoolguy2010]

The only thing I question is if they are bidding on the Muskrat why does hr tell them the actual retail price of his balls? I mean what are they bidding on his balls or the Muskrat?

[@preschoolguy2010]

+The Satirist Productions so they are bidding on two prizes at once. Damn early Price is Right was trippy

[@preschoolguy2010]

+The Satirist Productions I wonder what would happen if a youtube pooped episode actually ended up on legitimate TV viewing. I can imagine CBS wouldn't be in business for long, but people would really be laughing their asses off too

[@preschoolguy2010]

+The Satirist Productions Although CBS ratings may actually go up

[@sparklespark]

The host is the muskrat

[@askmeab0utmylobotomy]

Yes.

[@ALWTunes]

Not sure how I’m just now discovering your oeuvre, but I’m loving it. I forgot how complicated the Price is Right games were.

[@randallpetroelje3913]

Retail price for a “hairy brown muskrat “; had me rolling. WRONG, is it a 2? WRONG 😂🤣

[@janosobszidi6115]

the price is a lifetime win Rar subscription

[@eriekayak]

I love her reaction approaching the 2 minute mark... it's so complicated and she looks like "Seriously😏😢?"

[@vegan4theanimals]

it's a hairy brown muskrat. lol

[@TheBigCheeseSauce]

Never have I ever laughed soooo hard at the start of a YTP before when I heard "This is Fart-Mart."

[@brunobucciaratiswife]

the pRiCe iS RiIiiiIiiiiiiiAAAAAAAAAAiiiiGHHHHAAAAAAAAght.

[@Skank_and_Gutterboy]

I've always wondered what the price of Bob's balls are. Another mystery solved.

[@jacksonmoore8103]

Come on down, weew! The Price is rARARAAARRRAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYYYAAAAAAHHH

[@daviddyer3543]

Is ir customary on TPIR YTPs to screw with the dollar amounts of contestants to make it look cheaper?

[@reverbssb1036]

*W R O N G*

[@chaotickreg7024]

This is musical. It's an enjoyable listening experience.

[@yinyangyt8749]

Wow. I didn’t know you could win a Muskrat

[@vimfuego1]

Shows you how much I watch this. That same woman who won the car was in the audience of The Carol Burnett Show and asked a question to Dick Cavett. Must have been a CBS tour

[@audio_boys]

"fi-WRONG"

[@richardgadberry8398]

"Now, another number!"

[@sprybug]

Full of win. Thanks for featuring the Muskrat, the animal race of Milo in my icon. :D

[@kd4pba]

OMFG that intro made me subscribe. I also pissed myself

[@kxmode]

"WRONG!" - Bob Barker

[@TomDeVito]

“And here is the actual retail price of my bALLsSs” HAHAHAHAHA!!!

[@JontyMaster]

I remember seeing that creepy 1960s PSA on road safety voiced by Jack Webb back in 2020, so it's awesome to see it in a YTP.

[@michaelolz]

I can’t breathe. Do you have any more of these?

[@ancilodon]

God bless you, noisepuppet, all those years of being forced to watch the Price is Right over at my grandparents' house; and now, vengeance!

[@4T3hM4kr0n]

I think he is trying to teach quantum mechanics at 1:30

[@machine-shopbilly6584]

Come on down! The price is *RARARRARARRAAARREEARARRARight*