[YTP] Tommy McSober gets wrecked and wrecks Texas

He drunk fifty liquors and passed the drivination test

[@noisepuppet]

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[@christianvelez5608]

noisepuppet does not know how to make a bad ytp

[@millenniumhandandshrimp2610]

Man, thoSe S'eS are hurting my earS. SoundS like dragging SnakeS through gravel.

[@noisepuppet]

@@millenniumhandandshrimp2610 ikr, I thought about de-essing this thing but I don't know how much good it would do

[@smacktard7440]

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[@noisepuppet]

Smack Tard agents of SHARTO!!

[@me000]

"How much did you drink right now?" "I believe it's 50." "Beers?" "No, liquors." "Fifty liquors?" "Yeah." *"Good."*

[@theconductoresplin8092]

Getting pulled over

[@DomingosMultichannel]

dude i laughed so fucking hard

[@fullMetaLxMantis]

He likes the Bacardi

[@superkh12]

I love how that's as specific as he'll get. Just "Liquors"

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

The researchers brought out the liquor

[@jackofallspades98]

Tommy's obviously hammered. He hit all the other drivers and killed everyone. However, he did fine on the test.

[@noisepuppet]

Hi, couldn't find your recent comment where you asked if I'd do another Q&A, and I wanted to say yes and thanks. Working on a crowdfunding rollout, which at first I typed as crowfunding, an intriguing concept. Anyway, a Q&A will be part of that, and I hope that people will also poop it. Can't remember if you asked anything else. Thanks always for your comments. They brighten my day, and I'm not saying that in some perfunctory way.

[@targaghjj]

@@noisepuppet Crowfunding made the new MST3K. Can't wait to see the Q&A!

[@rankmedia5071]

On the breathaliquorlyzer

[@artoodiitoo]

He burped up those bourbons

[@retroicdescent]

Sounds like he'd do great in demolition derby.

[@Numberer1]

My father was a Safetician back in the day.

[@Midee]

Nice, I hear they had a good union back then. IASBT - International Association of Safeticians and Breast Testers

[@Sakhmeov]

@@Midee But the problem was that they were soon replaced by replicant students and mechanical businessmen. And that's when we started seeing falling standards, both in the interiousness of the public luxurior, and in the willingness of businesses to engage in that great American pastime; a hardon.

[@sambakich7494]

@@Sakhmeov I've always preferred the laughter box.

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

The moral of the story: everything in town was a noun

[@phillip5245]

I too was a Safetician like your Dad, until I took a sus arrow to the knee.

[@conkshellthegeek7]

"When the drivers were lethally drunk, the five men were safely carried outside by the Safety Police and safely battered." now see THIS is why sentence mixing is important

[@YoumuHoover]

I want to be careful when Tommy Mctoxicated is on the road

[@HorseshitDetectionAgency]

he didn't even pass his erection test

[@UnfittingCarbon]

He is a professional racist after all. It's best to make sure he doesn't notice any Jews.

[@DomingosMultichannel]

@@UnfittingCarbon dude what XD im dyin

[@MillionBlue]

The Big Drunk

[@uranium54321]

Even though he killed everyone, he did fine on the test

[@whiteymcwhiterson5341]

"Tommy McToxicated" is gonna be my new bar name

[@OddworldFreak23]

Whitey McWhiterson haha Awesome or maybe Tommy McDrunkinated or Tommy McToxic or Tommy McSafelyBattered? 😛😂😂

[@GolemAvalanche]

I bet there's no shortage of people studying to become safeticians just so they can administer the breast test.

[@ZEROELPOETA]

0:18 - "The drivers, all professional racists, were first tested to determine their drink driving ability while sober....robober..."

[@MorteMcAdaver]

You deserve thountless cousands of views.

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

I'm sure Test Wexas alone could deliver such numbers.

[@DudeWithThePoop]

So if Tommy committed fifty vehicular homicides, then how the hell is his car unscathed? That GTO is more bulletproof than 50 Cent.

[@Wavemaninawe]

The car was drunk too. It rolled with the impact.

[@SpessWarlock]

Fifty vehicular homicides? He should be ticketed for driving with an expired driver and failure to yeet.

[@sprtsfanatic1]

Wavemaninawe Aaahh, that explains everything. I guess they omitted that detail in those old Putt-Putt PC games

[@artoodiitoo]

@@Wavemaninawe "did you drink anything?" "no but the car did"

[@ringerlafinger6031]

Tommy McSober, the long last cousin of Tommy McNews. Its great having Tommy McMommy as a common cousin.

[@dinkules]

"Our continuing campaign against the Drunken Bear" is slowly and steadily murdering me

[@_jiratena7113]

“the hazards of driving in San Antonio” I almost spat out my food

[@doggdemuro]

Texas is about half drunk or drinking.

[@thecianinator]

It's actually just one big drunk, watch the video Edit: I was actually wrong, it's a drunken bear

[@sprtsfanatic1]

As someone who lived there for a few years, I can vouch to this statement

[@pentelegomenon1175]

@@sprtsfanatic1 would you say that you were in a drunken state?

[@sprtsfanatic1]

pentelegomenon pentelegomenon Well, after 50 liquors and a Blood-Liquor Level of 5% on the blood-liquor-lyser, I’d say so. Tommy McSober gave me some great pointers

[@oodlebeans]

Tommy McSober + 50 Liquors -> Tommy McToxicated

[@georgedowning9987]

😂😂😂

[@rapidcorrus205]

Well thank god we have people like Tommy Mcsober who can also drive on 50 liquors

[@guy_th18]

"The Sos Research Institute recently researched the toot" is a god damn brain worm. I can't stop thinking about it.

[@__Obscure__]

Same here. It flows so well

[@atsukinetsu]

Hands down the no.1 noisepuppet ytp!!!!!!!!

[@zenith8417]

"I think I sharted."

[@SpessWarlock]

Did you really?

[@Jeremy.Bearemy]

Really did

[@SpooksMcDoofus]

"Is there any difference between no percent and point no percent?" "Uuh, nobody's drunk at that stage and, uh, continuing driving." I knew my math teacher was a loser when he tried to sucker me into learning the difference between integers and rational numbers, this shit doesn't matter at all in the real world. Thanks!

[@Consural]

This is truly god tier sentence mixing

[@kd4pba]

I remember Tommy. We used to get drunk every weekend. We would drive around totally shit faced listening to Aerosmith and AC/DC.

[@noisepuppet]

You could always tell when he was hammered because he'd hit all the other drivers and kill everyone.

[@richardgadberry8398]

@@noisepuppet However, he did fine on the test.

[@richardgadberry8398]

"Texas is about half-drunk or drinking."

[@sleepyburr]

Dude needed a better filter on his microphone, goddamn

[@creeeamy7133]

"The drivers, all proffession racists" So they work for him, the CEO of racism

[@donttreadonmetal5073]

but did they use the only motor oil used by the pesky racists?

[@JacksonTyler]

The breathyliquorlyzer.

[@Rebel_Railroad_Productions]

"Tommy's obviously hammered." Lol, 😆

[@quitsevensix]

Trying to manouvre a massive barge like that must have been fUn

[@nicklespale22]

fond reminder of the days before covid I took classes listening to this on loop while doing homework. Endless car screeches playing in my head, some high pitch, some low, it's like music really.

[@nicklespale22]

Texas is about half drunk or drinking

[@noisepuppet]

I do IT work with YTPs playing in one ear, and I agree.

[@synysterjazmyngates]

“How much did you drink...right now?” “I believe it’s 50.” “Beers?” “No, liquors.” “50 liquors?” “Yeah.” “Good.”

[@YoureSoCreezy]

breathaliquorlizor

[@jirden]

Noisepuppet consistently proves that, if you’re creative enough, literally ANYTHING can be source material for a YTP.

[@georgedowning9987]

I dare u to YTP a fridge repair video

[@jakeharrison2000]

The William Tell reference at 0:27 is great. xDDDDDDDDDD

[@michaelkennedy8303]

So the results are surprising... and they're not very surprising. But what is surprising is that so few people are surpised.

[@dinkules]

"Did you notice any Jews" will be the new intrusive thought to inconveniently cross my mind during a work day, thanks a lot

[@OddRobb]

Is there a difference between no% and .no%?

[@Finn-rf7vz]

The drivers, all professional racists, were first tested to determine their drunk driving ability while sober ... ober ... Take your time man, I know how hard it is to talk when you're wasted.

[@Finn-rf7vz]

@Bro Vado How could I have forgotten 😂 must've had 50 liquors myself

[@chefmarv6499]

The drivers, all professional racists were first tested to determine their drink driving abilities while sober...errrwober.

[@wdavem]

I'm still watching this like once every few months... I just can't stop!

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

I play YTPs more than I listen to the radio 👍

[@ArcaneVolcano]

60% Alchohol. LOL

[@v2robosapien]

breathaliquorlyzer

[@duckfilms3662]

Texas is about half drunk.

[@SwooceMan]

Honestly tho imagine how excited you be where driving like a badass is your career and someone shows up one day and is like “how’d you like to do this fucking hammered with no legal ramifications whatsoever”

[@raspberryfox4909]

You just made me laugh so hard i had a coughing fit. Holy shit thanks :)

[@georgedowning9987]

well I'd swooce right into the driver's seat too I think

[@tjw8t1]

*tire screech* WuW!

[@maxpitchkites]

Time for me to go to sauce-oholics anonymous

[@porterchild5617]

Sad to see the War on the Drunken Bear continues

[@tncorgi92]

"We have seven piles of shit to drive through at an average speed of 70 miles an hour."

[@MrRoboto81]

50 liquors...I couldn’t stop laughing at that

[@russell7790]

Sauceahol

[@DomingosMultichannel]

the driver are all professional racists XD toot i love you. greeting from germany

[@RetroKingOG]

Great as always man. As of December 10th new rules will screw up lot of channels. Im gonna try and make one of my best video ideas before that day hits

[@QuintusCunctator]

Is Tommy McSober a relative of Tommy McMommy?

[@cardfightersclash]

It puts my mind at ease to know that all these exercises were conducted using erection tested professional racists.

[@shipped_my_pants_3000]

I'm living in Texas and I can attest to the accuracy of this video

[@richardgadberry8398]

"The racists were also given an erection test."

[@phoenixskyward9972]

Omg I have tears in my eyes from laughing..

[@Honarius1]

Harpy Holidays soon!

[@robertcornhole5197]

Sauceohol

[@hansonel]

"We talked with Tommy McToxicated" "Tommy, you've burped up all the alcohol"

[@XxMrBossxX29]

Most people do come to a stop at 60% BAC.

[@porterchild5617]

Sober...erWOber

[@VATS93]

Tommy Mcnews meets Tommy Mcjews

[@KentonMakings]

*YOU BURPED UP THOSE BOURBONS*

[@Trinnaman0999]

The racists were also given an erection test What a magical sentance

[@larrystultz7545]

Susaholic

[@toasted2807]

The drivers, all professional racisTs, were first tested to determine their drink-driving ability while sober. Erwober.

[@serigraph73]

The racers were also given the erection test....Every single line of this video is gold. LMAO

[@eliseoramos397]

This shit made me laugh! 😂😁🤣

[@FartOfAsspiration]

SoS Reasearch Institute recently researched the TooT

[@MillionBlue]

The breatha-liquor-lyzer

[@ImCodyReyna]

I lost it when they said that lol

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

The legal point of sexy intoxication!

[@shebleep]

LOL

[@hectorvoskin]

Oh no, not the professional racists.

[@SpessWarlock]

They were given an erection test, so don't worry.

[@sanityplusmilkshakes]

From Texas, no less.

[@bitterjames]

Safetycians

[@Tirgo69]

The GOP? (ba dum tish)

[@sillygoose635]

@@Tirgo69 That's their job description 🤣

[@danford4275]

Tommy McSober, still sober after 50 liquors. His tolerance is incredible!

[@TheNewOrchestra]

That's more than can be said for Tommy McToxicated, who hit all the other drivers and killed everyone. But at least he did fine on the test.

[@Circuitssmith]

Well, you get uh, sober drivers, when you get a bit of.... alcohol.

[@coconutnghtmr9931]

@@Circuitssmith * susohol

[@kd4pba]

Legend

[@artistwithouttalent]

I think the truth is that to be a professional racist, you have to have good hand-eye coordination, even when you're obviously hammered.

[@SpessWarlock]

When the drivers were lethally drunk the five men were safely carried outside by the safety police and safely battered.

[@s.kreusler5081]

The Safety Police were also the main patronal sponsors of the Safety Dance from the 80s

[@JamesSmith-ih3dz]

"Did you notice any Jews?"

[@BalticoYT]

"No, sir, I have not" Tommy's obviously hammer'd!

[@Inexpressable]

I thought he said juice, because he just asked Tommy if he sharted

[@wdavem]

I think that's "juice"... from sharting.

[@skellybelly6972]

Did Tommy McSober change his last name to McToxicated after he got drunk? That went fast!

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

They're identical racist driving twins

[@superduperluigi676]

Every man in San Antonio wants to be known as "The Big Drunk". That's why we load up on salsaohol whenever we drive.

[@noisepuppet]

Been thinking about getting a second sanitation truck.

[@Mixedmetalhead]

It's sauce-ohol

[@OrgusDin]

r.i.p thountless cousands of people

[@B1G_MO3]

0:30 When you jump on Yoshi in Super Mario World

[@TheWunWhiteWolf]

I did my college thesis on Toot

[@mario0318]

That must have taken a year or two of research and study alone, if not more! You'll do more than fine in this world with that doctorate degree backing you.

[@MrJimbojamez]

A year or TooT...

[@peepeefart]

Tommy McSober, he related to Tommy McMommy?

[@Branogenus]

Second cousin, twiced removed.

[@thecianinator]

I also wonder if Tommy McToxicated is related to Tommy McNews.

[@danford4275]

I'm loving the Noisepuppet Cinematic TOOTiverse

[@YirbyBond00Y]

@@danford4275 TOOTs are also known as bomb ass beats

[@SmaMan]

@@dartheria2837 A TooT MoM? That's not enough.

[@mpk6664]

*tommy is obviously hammered, he hit all the other drivers and killed every one...* *_...but he did good on his test_*

[@SmaMan]

"I think I sharted." -- Tommy McToxicated [2019]

[@RT-qd8yl]

Modern education in a nutshell

[@pocketofspaghett2701]

"And Tommy did very well compared to the other drivers." Well, I mean he killed them so he was kinda the only one left.

[@Wavemaninawe]

They died insufficiently entoxicated.

[@DeadLikeYou]

This is part of our campaign against the drunken bear and that hes a safe driver and should be high.

[@Pulchism]

This is indeed the crux of the matter

[@professorpenne9962]

50 liquors, I would be climbing to my car after that. thank god the moms with a joj would stop me. great wow.

[@lvdude8631]

Nobody administered drunk drivination tests like Joj Namer.

[@maxpitchkites]

Tommy McSober Tommy McToxicated Tommy McNews Tommy McMommy Are there any more Tommies I should know about?

[@Wavemaninawe]

Tommy McRelated Tommy McDonalds Tommy McBagpipe Tommy McStrongBlast Tommy McStoats Tommy McBarrio Tommy McBombAssBeat Tommy McTittyCity Tommy McDryHeaves

[@JoeyLutes]

WHAT A DOO DOO

[@donttreadonmetal5073]

his reaction to the excrement

[@mashimero]

Sauceahol affects even professional racists! That's surprising, but it's not very surprising. What's surprising is that so few people are surprised. That William Tell Overture at 0:25 though. 👏

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

Mashimero it's the William Tell overture (Final) and I was first as a joke

[@georgedowning9987]

2:28 "This is part of our continuing campaign against the drunken bear, uh, and uh, that he's a safe driver and should be high"

[@noisepuppet]

Well see, you get a, uh, sober driver... when you get a bit, uh, of alcohol.

[@georgedowning9987]

@@noisepuppet *edit of electroboom* I love noisepuppet

[@lilbrothers3943]

As a Texan, I approve of this YTP

[@bridgetoneill9684]

Has there been any great difference between no% and .no%?

[@nevertrustgoogle]

looks like a speedrunner joke

[@vexelharmonia791]

Tommy McSober, distant cousin to Tommy McMommy

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

Tommy Mcrelated

[@Brave_New_Tube]

This would have terrified so many old ladies if it had been the actual broadcast back in the day.

[@Circuitssmith]

The constant sound of screeching tires in the background adds a very surreal note to this video.

[@Wavemaninawe]

If you can hear the tires, you clearly need more sausohol.

[@Circuitssmith]

@@Wavemaninawe I should contact my safetician and see about increasing my sausohol intake.

[@TheMouseAvenger]

*half a year after posting my last comment, 'cause this is still bugging me* Not sure if Tommy McSober or Reverend Jim Jones... XD

[@richardgadberry8398]

Trick question: It's the same person.

[@TheMouseAvenger]

*(applause)* Oh, good one! 😁

[@SlaughterhouseDb]

12 seconds in and I'm already gasping for air

[@zalibecquerel3463]

Some day I'd like to join the SOS research institute, and become a full-time TOOT researcher.

[@zalibecquerel3463]

@Bob Jackson With a PhD, you could become a new kitchen specialist, and help others to get down with The Sickness.

[@thecianinator]

Especially if it means you get to administer the breast test.

[@drewgehringer7813]

keep in mind the job requires working with a lot of professional racists

[@gameaddict11707]

Sauce Research Institoot

[@serigraph73]

Tommy McToxicated...HAHAHA