[YTP] - Vice Prez California Harris vs. Vice Prez Kamala Pence

[@pinkamaspit]

"Why is Canada next door?" "Uh.....it looks a little bit like China."

[@damusdeshi622]

Trudeau has 1% Asian 👍

[@awk4722]

It does look like China in that it looks like a good place to move whenever Trump speaks

[@kevintong3054]

I guess he's not wrong

[@victorgoizueta2993]

Guess I live in Asia now

[@Kay_213_]

That’s the quote from the video yes And of course people give you 465 likes

[@T.B.C.Gaming]

“Joe and I were raised at the age of 25” “Thank you California Harris” *iM sPeAkInG*

[@boonkunak]

MrBlueD3V1L it’s all in the body language.

[@aaronlandry3934]

MrBlueD3V1L That and the way that she smugly smiles after saying it makes me instantly hate her. That’s a punchable face

[@chearacheetah1503]

🤣🤣🤣

[@narajayde520]

@@aaronlandry3934 i love it lmao

[@GothicLeviathan]

@VegetaTheSaiyanGod now thats something I really dont understand

[@alexcrawford5350]

“Thank you, California Harris.” “I’m Kamala.” “No, no, you’re California Harris to me.” (California/Kamala Harris laughs)

[@whattheflimflam]

My fav part also haha

[@Threshroge]

Fine, I'll be california harris

[@Vueltero]

Hey! I'm speaking!

[@BiG-JuPO1O1]

I must be California too, I'm born there am I?

[@edgarmartinez7371]

@@Threshroge At least we can make this last by playing 'Kumala Vista'

[@Gabbogabagool]

I'm learning so much about American politics

[@chaotickreg7024]

The joke characters made in the edit are still pretty accurate. Their own words still speak through the nonsense.

[@xxIluvyouguysxx]

Aww I love to see people learn

[@porshprix4286]

Such brilliant minds politicians.

[@aaronlandry3934]

ChaoticKreg And Kamala is still an annoying bitch with a smug smile

[@chaotickreg7024]

@@aaronlandry3934 And Mike Pence is so full of bullshit that it attracts flies.

[@alexcrawford5350]

“February died of COVID-19.” Wow. Well, RIP February.

[@richardgadberry8398]

Why is Canada next door?

[@alexcrawford5350]

Don’t know, but Kamala Pence thinks it looks like China.

[@damusdeshi622]

Omg, no more valentine 👍 love that 😂

[@sumvs5992]

Well February does already have a short life span

[@depressedteadepressoespres186]

Eh, we don need it anyways, that 28/29 day mf has always been lagging behind the 30/31 day mfs anyways.

[@Jek47]

“I’m here to enforce OneNote” No, you couldn’t be so cruel!

[@youtubeiswarpingdiscourseb7368]

All hail Michael soft

[@Winni134]

100th like!

[@Winni134]

@ Only 3 people replied and over 800 people liked the comment! That's how it happened!

[@blagoevski336]

Lol

[@adityamathur6938]

@King Cat what's wrong with onenote

[@setherfluous]

“Why is Canada next door?” “It looks a little bit like China.” This right here is peak comedy

[@neo-filthyfrank1347]

it's funny because canada is a colony of china

[@interweebs7408]

@@neo-filthyfrank1347 Where did you get that from? It's English and French.

[@neo-filthyfrank1347]

@@interweebs7408 have you been to canada? It's a sea of asians

[@interweebs7408]

@@neo-filthyfrank1347 I mean, every country has their Chinatown. Look at Brazil, my homeland. There's a lot of japanese people due to WWII, white people due to Colombo, and black people due to slavery, even though it was initially colonised by the portuguese (not mentioning the natives).

[@TV-hx6hz]

@@neo-filthyfrank1347 Some cities are a sea of brown/Indian people, some cities are a sea of Asians/Chinese, and some cities especially cities in Alberta and Saskatchewan- a sea of very white people.

[@stopgirlidk6611]

“Senator I just ask you...” *”Stop people’s lives.”*

[@freedamerican5243]

*“senees”*

[@hankwicklund2182]

“SeviveS”

[@mostafazahid1710]

THAT WAS MY FAVORITE PART-

[@henrikmonkee]

#peoplelivematters

[@andrewkenobi9486]

Seives

[@co3476]

"American costs our country soo much." Not even wrong.

[@jj6148]

The government wastes so many tax dollars lol

[@cameronspence4977]

Technically speaking. Every country costs its government millions of dollars lol

[@blagoevski336]

Lol

[@yvettetheefestiveprincess7561]

LOL

[@johnkerry6312]

Stop people’s lives

[@LGAMER3412]

Hell with CNN and Fox news. I'm going to start watching YT Pewp News.

[@tpir0426]

💯The only reliable news source!

[@ascendeddoge6080]

Same bro

[@YTPewp]

I'm YT Pewp, and I approve this message. 👍

[@elijahtorres2688]

CNN and FOX are too biased!

[@m1a2abrams50]

"The news I watch is too UNBIASED" -said no one ever

[@nahimgood8546]

“i’m a former witch”- california harris

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

...You have a picture of Kanye West in a car with the girl from Kill La Kill...I have so many questions, XD!

[@VincentFarides1776]

“former”

[@youngsandwich2792]

Kamala "i had a career taking advantage of veterans" harris🤣

[@vonnie0_0]

“We will get rid of cash” -California Harris 2020

[@13yearoldgamersingamingmod66]

2012*

[@MrSadflkja]

Joe biden looks amazing for being 11 million years old!

[@richardgadberry8398]

Joe Biden stinks!

[@oneirophon8912]

He's been trans for many of those years.

[@Mini17]

@@oneirophon8912 he's been trans for 10

[@audent9520]

he's not 11 million yet but he will be very soon

[@Mr.Obongo]

Joe Biden has been trans long before humans existed, he’s a pioneer in the field

[@hansonel]

"The president paid $7 in taxes last year" "If you come from a family that makes less than $140,000 per year- go offshore" *packs bags

[@devinthierault]

Youre bringing guns, you're bringing drugs...and stacks of American people

[@mstech-gamingandmore1827]

"He owes us $4"

[@heavyglamrocker1987]

The average household income for a family of 4 increased by $4. - Vice Prez Kamala Pence

[@EvanRustMakes]

"I think racial and gender inequality is goODuh" - Dr. DuH

[@DamianOchramowicz]

This sims up america pretty well

[@johnsanderson9448]

Based Dr. DUuH.

[@EvanRustMakes]

@@johnsanderson9448 BASED ON WHAT

[@mstech-gamingandmore1827]

Kamala Pence and California Harris: *"Really brightens up my day hearing that!"*

[@saturnzdiplomat4794]

Based

[@allisonkeating6076]

Me: *takes sip of water* Moderator: “Donald Trump will be 210 years old...” Me: *stifles a laugh* Moderator: “And Joe Biden will be 11 million.” Me: *spits water all over my phone screen*

[@YTPewp]

Your YTP coverage will handle the cost of repairing your screen 👍

[@christopherhayden3911]

YT Pewp Keep’em comin

[@Lazer-bp9lf]

Allison Keating Yeah I lost it there.

[@hannah-iz3fy]

DUDE THID EXACT SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME

[@edgyuwus9081]

Same😂

[@joaovitormatos8147]

"should americans come back?" "no" yeah, sounds about right

[@JustinSmith-rr3se]

Dr DUuh should have been the moderator

[@stevenkelby2169]

"Now YOU say it!" 😂

[@TommyFenstermacher5150]

She would most definitely say "Fuck you, I'm going to be-DUuH."

[@puppetseducer]

You mean she wasn't?

[@tpir0426]

I think racial and gender iNequality is good-Uh

[@JustinSmith-rr3se]

Tpir04 instead of a debate it just becomes a roast of the candidates.

[@eric1484]

I genuinely thought “The audience is enthusiastic about this pandemic” wasn’t edited for a second lmao

[@MeikaiX]

It's so well edited, lmao.

[@sandudelcea6707]

Becuz it wasn't edited

[@johnkerry6312]

Joe Biden’s been a cheerleader, over the last several decades

[@PlastisinNightmare]

"We don't f***ing need a massive natural gas toot" So an artificial gas toot?

[@cameronspence4977]

No just a regular sized natural gas toot

[@js_munchies]

Joe biden has been a cheerleader over the last several decades.

[@karahamlin8561]

LMFAO I LOST IT EVERY TIME CALIFORNIA SAID “IM SPEAKING”

[@ARandomAccountYT]

Same lol

[@ElectricGalaxy]

Same

[@basiccaucasiangirl]

SAME LMAO he was in the middle of his turn and she goes "Mr. Vice President I'm speaking" LOL

[@angelofiron4366]

3:02

[@derickngo]

here is YoY recap - CaLiFoRnIa HaRrIs was raised at the age of 25 and 10 JoJs have been created by a 210 year old. that’s 2020 for YoY.

[@ericngo3107]

LOL

[@tpir0426]

It started with Covid killing February tho. Rip February

[@TheTidesKnife]

I would like this comment, but it has 69 likes, so no.

[@derickngo]

Tides LMAOO

[@wilberforce95]

for some reason Pence saying "Donald Trump has grandchildren" in that weak little voice killed me

[@dryxeyes]

Ikr!!

[@Skipperthekitty]

I'm SpEaKiNg.

[@tpir0426]

nO

[@mostafazahid1710]

yEs

[@jxavier3876]

The president has released literally stacks, of the American people.

[@youtubeiswarpingdiscourseb7368]

Fat stacks

[@youtubeiswarpingdiscourseb7368]

SoS

[@futurenine9728]

When Donald Trump plays Minecraft

[@js_munchies]

@@youtubeiswarpingdiscourseb7368 joj

[@shizune_]

No one: Kamala Pence: *i ' m s p e a k i n g*

[@houseking9211]

no it's california harris

[@blagoevski336]

California Harris

[@seanlaffey3633]

I like the “$7 in taxes” point from the last debate, phenomenal.

[@lazarsfiftythree8996]

Dont forget he created 10 jobs

[@number3Ihatetoontown]

@@lazarsfiftythree8996 Donald Trump spent two dollars in Iraq (six dollars in the Middle East, according to a report that he just saw), but we have a country that needs new roads, new tunnels, new bridges, new airports, new trumpets, and new hospitals, but we don't have the money, because he spent it on hookers.

[@spizun]

number3Ihatetoontown Joe biden got 3.5 dollars from moscow

[@seanlaffey3633]

@@spizun What did he do to deserve it???

[@13yearoldgamersingamingmod66]

@@spizun a small loan of about a dollar

[@richardgadberry8398]

"Good evening, from the ONLY city in Utah!"

[@gavinisdie]

Fuck you Denver is Utah

[@number3Ihatetoontown]

I tortured myself Friday by working 3 extra hours in Salt Lake City. I also ended up working in Salt Lake County on Saturday too! But I would believe my mom when she says Utah County drivers are worse than Salt Lake County drivers because she has lived there. I just remembered I am going on a date Wednesday in Utah County, but it will take over an hour to drive there.

[@xiphactinusaudax1045]

Provo, Ogden, West Valley City, St. George, and Orem: Am I a joke to you?

[@number3Ihatetoontown]

@@xiphactinusaudax1045 Ogden is O town, so Orem must be O city. Whenever I think about what Ogden used to be called, I laugh.

[@xiphactinusaudax1045]

@@number3Ihatetoontown Fort B something. But Ogden has a similar population to Orem, only about 10,000 people behind

[@TanMann23]

this is how you can enjoy the debate without getting actually annoyed.

[@ARandomAccountYT]

True

[@number3Ihatetoontown]

I watched the first 20 minutes of the first presidential debate of 2016 earlier this year, but I got bored and wrote a lot of comments where I heard something else from You Tube Poop. But Donald Trump actually said cunt instead of country during that time!

[@MrRickypt]

I like that there's continuation between the last poops. Trump said that Biden hasn't done anything since 1929 and Pence now said that Biden has been vice-president since the Great Depression. Taking history lessons from the greats.

[@number3Ihatetoontown]

I thought Richard Pence Michael was comparing 2009 to the great depression.

[@caitlynsitte707]

“Testing positive for big ass” had me ROLLING😩 And 90 segments of about 90 minutes each?! I sure hope this debate is sponsored by booze too!

[@calebkuti7897]

I thought it was OneNote XD

[@number3Ihatetoontown]

If you've had over seven cases of corona, then it is. Especially if Chris Wallace calls himself Swiss Cheese.

[@agentnintendonate1thee2tan89]

@@number3Ihatetoontown But didn't he just call for a taxi?

[@chrisgould101]

That's my ex

[@fostersamels]

"Senator I ask you... Stop people's lives." That killed me omfg

[@angelofiron4366]

2:08

[@chaotickreg7024]

If you come from a family that makes less than $125, *go offshore*

[@thecoolkid5442]

That’s not happen-

[@chaotickreg7024]

@@thecoolkid5442 I'm speaking :D

[@thecoolkid5442]

@@chaotickreg7024 should Americans come back?

[@chaotickreg7024]

@@thecoolkid5442 No.

[@OfficialNomad3]

@@chaotickreg7024Joe Biden was vice president since the Great Depression

[@FOF275]

This's actually the unedited debate

[@atreidesson]

that's actually mentioned in the description

[@samueljett7807]

"Obama was responsible for the affordable Ford act" Is that a reference to another YTP that I love?

[@number3Ihatetoontown]

When Aladdin says, "I steal Ford, that's everything!"

[@SchneiderAndAndropov]

Are you perhaps referencing the Obama ytp from DaThings1? :D

[@samueljett7807]

@@SchneiderAndAndropov yes :D

[@SchneiderAndAndropov]

@@samueljett7807 LOL that's awesome, i was reminded of the same video lol

[@victorkostbade6386]

2:48 “Donald Trump will be 210 years old on Inauguration Day, and Joe Biden will be 11 million years old on Inauguration Day.” 🤣🤣🤣

[@Kawsaki]

Moderator: Thank you California Harris Kamala Harris: I'm Kamala Moderator: No no you're California Harris to me 😉😁

[@Xorberax]

She's *California Harris* to us all now!

[@HeortirtheWoodwarden]

The fly on Pence's hair didn't even have a chance to speak

[@AlphabetSoupABC]

California Harris: *I'm speaking* JuJ Judy: *I didn't ask you that*

[@appelsiini465]

You mean Judge Jew

[@generalgrievous3731]

Mike Pence : **speaking** California Harris : i'M sPeAkInG

[@landont.5400]

you mean pence

[@generalgrievous3731]

@@landont.5400 Yes, thank you. I just fixed it.

[@landont.5400]

General Grievous Have a nice day

[@FrankieTeardrop1998]

Arthur Morgan: "I'M TALKING"

[@Polomance862]

“Welcome to the- only city in Utah. “ Already starting with spitting facts.

[@badq.concerts]

Whatchu mean

[@Sophist]

This is my favorite anime.

[@imissjokesonpurpose]

What does this have to do with lewd japanese cartoons

[@valeskansoc]

@@imissjokesonpurpose /r wooosh

[@imissjokesonpurpose]

@@valeskansoc Read my god forsaken username you dumbass bitch. I don't care that you didn't spell woooosh with 4 os. I don't care that you put the slash in the wrong place. You are illiterate as fuck to reference my username and still say that.

[@valeskansoc]

@@imissjokesonpurpose /r wooosh again.

[@valeskansoc]

@@imissjokesonpurpose Fine then, it's a joke

[@sasksniper7802]

We have to support Donald Trump for releasing literally stacks of American people

[@hezixiao]

This isn't really YTP… It's KZbin Masterpiece

[@clocksheep1301]

"Look, and I am, a former witch. We'll get rid of cash. And we will, and we will, spit ughhhgh" Dead

[@brainer5457]

An...and senator, I just ask you....stop people's lives *snives*

[@rickym6301]

“If you come from a family that makes less than $125, G O O F F S H O R E”

[@afrazier792]

“That’s not gonna happen-“

[@glennhooper8867]

@@afrazier792 **I'm speaking**

[@victorkostbade6386]

Senator Kamala Harris: “Donald Trump owes $4.00.”

[@AvidJoker.]

Pence:" Donald Trump has actually payed $10 "

[@129140163]

So which does that mean, that he is owed a $6 refund, or that he underpaid by $4? Lol

[@tessthemess25]

Me: *starts laughing during class* Teacher: what’s so funny? Me: nothing My brain: 2:07

[@chefalex1753]

Me: laughing during class Teacher: what so funny? MY brain: 3:29

[@ericktheapple3367]

"Senator Harris, what would a Biden Administration do in January and February?" "Well, the.." .. .. "Senator Harris?" "iM sPeakIng,"

[@victorkostbade6386]

2:29 Senator Kamala Harris: “Joe has been trans for many years.”

[@marinuswillett6147]

You mean California Harris

[@afrazier792]

“He puts it all out there”.

[@js_munchies]

@@afrazier792 the president said joe biden was a #o

[@heavyglamrocker1987]

Joe has seen and talked with storms 🗣🗣⛈️🌩

[@GoldenTV211]

1:03 when i had to finish the presentation at midnight

[@Mini17]

When you have nothing complete and the teacher calls you up first to present

[@chernovbrichtofen4767]

I would like this comment but it’s at 69 likes

[@eruption257]

"...wooh..." "Senator Harris--" "I'M SPEAKING."

[@mimilopmemes7915]

@@Mini17 why didn't you watch it in class? I am.

[@ananousous]

When the job interviewer asks you to "remember a time" that never happened

[@svikelt]

The sound California Harris makes at 1:08, Jesus Christ that's gold

[@sonataavalon6017]

“Me and joe were raised at 25.” Wow I haven’t laughed in awhile.

[@sonataavalon6017]

Also. THE WASHINGTON VIRUS!? has anyone heard of it before?

[@pierresoorden5975]

Why not

[@NiquidFox]

“I think racial and gender inequality is *GOOD* “ 😂

[@Wendykenson]

The Washington virus.

[@blagoevski336]

I'm speaking!

[@christopherpape4823]

3:50 it's not a proper ytp if it doesn't have at least one _SOOOS_ 😂😂😂

[@Jared_Wignall]

90 minutes to answer with interruptions by the moderator and the other candidate? That’s incredible!

[@drunkastronaut6927]

"Over seven million people treated like fuckers and losers." As a fucker and loser, I feel that.

[@GAZDA_DMM]

"This 90min debate will be divided into 90 segments and you'll have 90mins to answer..." Well this is going to be a long week of watching! 😂

[@bobthechimp5431]

“i’M sPeAkiNg” that has to be the funniest part of this

[@ARandomAccountYT]

I agree

[@happyface3111]

I agree

[@bobstystuart7401]

I agree

[@thepuffin4050]

I agree

[@williamshakespeare1988]

Trans, cheerleader, disaster. Biden truly is the Johnny Sins of Politics

[@ThemeParkChomp]

4:42 Channelling the spirit of Dr. DUuH to express her bigoted views really made this for me

[@nicetryjan]

The best part about this one is how she is basically speaking in favor of Trump and bashing Biden LMAO

[@phillipjohnson3872]

As if Biden doesn’t do it enough himself 😂

[@Hoosje11]

@@phillipjohnson3872 You mean Trump, chud? Lmfao

[@phillipjohnson3872]

@@Hoosje11 wdym, Biden is the one with enough gaffes to start a sketch comedy group

[@Hoosje11]

@@phillipjohnson3872 Lmao yeah sure kzbin.info/www/bejne/fKXTlGecrMh3nM0

[@phillipjohnson3872]

@@Hoosje11 You realize that without the captions you wouldn't be able to tell he's saying anything "wrong".Thats his accent, however when biden says he loves when kids climb on his hairy legs, I don't think that's his accent talking.

[@hammahpheasant6620]

I love how this really shows no bias toward one or the other. It's just purely amusing.

[@applecatrun]

I’ve been waiting for this ytp 😂😂

[@onlywithbuts1781]

I am now officially expecting the elections to include a third candidate - " The Fly "

[@mostafazahid1710]

Only the fly knows what's best for this country.

[@BernonCars]

I love that Dr. DUuH was in this

[@afrazier792]

2:56 “If you come from a family that makes less then $125 GO OFF SHORE” “That’s not gonna happen-“ “i’M SpEAkINg”

[@EvanRustMakes]

Excellent as always Pewp! Keep making these debate YTPs

[@mog7501]

"If you come from a family that makes less than $125... *GO OFFSHORE* 😤😤"

[@stevenp4867]

THIS IS SOOOOOO GOOD! I love the reference from Harris saying he paid $7 on taxes which references the last video

[@YTPewp]

😁

[@tpir0426]

And now he owes $4

[@TechSupporticus]

I'm glad I benefited from the Affordable Ford Act.

[@swole_gigachad]

"Joe Biden was vice president since the Great depression" lmao that was great

[@triplej755]

I still call her ‘California Harris’ to this day.

[@johnyrollerr2479]

3:27 "Mr. Vice President I'm speaking" "WaWahA" "JoJ" I died 😂🤣😆

[@geographyRyan]

*"I think gender in equality is goodUuH!"* - Dr. DUuH, quoting former president Barack Obama

[@thevectorquantity]

“Joe Biden’s been a cheerleader over the last several decades”

[@BestEdmontonMall]

"Americans cost our country so much"

[@landont.5400]

GnosticTheist Fuck u

[@mrmeep2047]

I'm sure he's joking calm down

[@ananousous]

@@landont.5400 boo-hoo 😭

[@blagoevski336]

@@landont.5400 bohoooo

[@amcat8015]

@@landont.5400 I found the american that costs our country so much

[@jameselliot9114]

Amazing that they managed to fit 8100 minutes of debate into just 90 minutes!

[@archer60x43]

0:12 that about sums up both debates, VP and presidential. “It is my debate”

[@paco291]

You have one of the only YTPs of K Harris. You’re brave 😆

[@doubledthread56]

You are gonna have a field day with these debates

[@cujoedaman]

"Why is Canada next door?" Ahh, asking the real hard hitting questions here.

[@amcat8015]

looks a little bit like china

[@vladimirputin5600]

2:04 I CANT STOP WHEEZING, I LITERALLY CANT BREATHE BAHAHAH

[@landont.5400]

Pence: Talking. Harris: Im sPeAkiNg

[@tpir0426]

2:37 WRONG! He paid $38 in taxes one year!

[@YTPewp]

"Like....I don't wanna pay tax!"

[@ananousous]

@@YTPewp He pays in stacks of the American people

[@YTPewp]

@@ananousous S(tax) of people

[@nicholaswheeler507]

He passed a stupid tax bill which was stupid ..

[@ILikeJohnLennon]

@@nicholaswheeler507 You have to pass stupid tax bills that are stupid so you can get golf courses the hell open.

[@landont.5400]

“Stop peoples lives” 😭😂

[@glennhooper8867]

SYIVES

[@socialistcroceater5815]

Dude these Ytps are great! Keep it up

[@YTPewp]

Thanks!!

[@BestEdmontonMall]

Thank goodness Dr. DUuH is there to make the important statements.

[@TheExecutioner3000]

thank you California Harris I’m Kamala nO No yOuR cALiFoRniA HaRRiS tO mE

[@Aaron-fh6hd]

Ah yes. A man of the people: *Stop peoples lives.*

[@mateoramirez9003]

I never saw the original of this debate, but this anwsers all the comments I had, and questions I didn't

[@aidencarbinator7466]

2:08 I'm dying lol!

[@GhostLightPhilosophy]

Summed up in a nutshell... Pence : I think tha.... Harris : *Im SpEaKiNg*

[@Jeremiasdagerm]

“I’m sPeAKinG!” 😂😂 That got me everytime.

[@theonlyron]

OH MY GOD That _Clear Talk Mastery_ sentence mix at 4:42 assured me that you know your shit in the YTP world. Instant sub right there

[@YTPewp]

Thank ya 😎

[@krankykrocodile4725]

@@YTPewp wow 35 minutes ago, hello

[@therealking6202]

4:18 I'm sitting here in the kitchen eating a toaster strudel at 3AM... Man, I had to bury my head in a towel I was laughing so hard!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@YTPewp]

Nothing like early-morning YTP time!!

[@Aquitanic]

This is the real way to watch the debate

[@allkillhon5209]

"I AM HERE TO ENFORCE ONENOTE" best quote

[@jfaulsti10]

Should Americans come back? no

[@naaso1132]

jfaulsti10 mate just get off the video youve made so many comments talking about you not liking america.

[@jacktheiss4085]

naaso he’s quoting the video, idiot

[@blagoevski336]

@@naaso1132 dumbass he's quoting the video, watch the fucking video.

[@thepuffin4050]

Go off shore

[@blagoevski336]

@@thepuffin4050 yes