You would think that that would be somewhat contradictory… But then you remember that you're dealing with conservatives.
@hegugs7 жыл бұрын
Sara3346 what does that have to do with conservatism
@stardustnation24807 жыл бұрын
So it's someone who is homosexual, ethnically descends from the Middle East, but has renounced religion for secularism. Is this truly hard to understand or are you just playing dumb?
@nooneinparticular28807 жыл бұрын
Didn't know there were so many of the "tolerant left" on this channel. Guess I'll have to watch the other, much better, YTPers out there...
@DudeWhoSaysDeez7 жыл бұрын
Abraham Lincoln-logs
@wilberforce957 жыл бұрын
"People on the internet are f***ed up." I represent free tacos for the middle class. BernieSanders.communism I was talking about One World Government. * Alex Jones screaming * NAFTA is a disasta.
@sz25917 жыл бұрын
Will Becker way better than SNL
@OliTheMonarchy7 жыл бұрын
"Secretary Clinton does represent Saddam Hussein, I represent free tacos for the middle class and working families" Man, if that was one of Bernie's real promises, he would've been president in no time.
He could have said that and still all the dumb millenials would've voted for him.
@policerthought56495 жыл бұрын
@@spencerfrankclayton4348 Yeah why can't they be more like those highly educated, well endowed, bomb-making, hate crime committing, school shooting Trump supporters, amirite
@spencerfrankclayton43485 жыл бұрын
BrexMK 😜
@JBLegitttt5 жыл бұрын
BrexMK looks like you were wrong about that hate crime eh pussy boy. Trump is your daddy
@brodied.62305 жыл бұрын
"Abraham Lincoln, the first gay muslim atheist president, signed the emancimation proclapation.." 👈 "Oh, this.. this is beautiful."
@littleblueriolu90934 жыл бұрын
How can you be muslim _and_ an atheist?
@sgtpaloogoo28114 жыл бұрын
@@littleblueriolu9093 It's complicated.
@weirnershittler67524 жыл бұрын
@@sgtpaloogoo2811 very.
@danielsteger84563 жыл бұрын
2:32 for the guys cruising through comments without watching the whole thing
@Derpskull_6 жыл бұрын
Lebron James *applause*
@Patches_Gaming5 жыл бұрын
Did he say LeBron or Micheal Jordon?
@kiiwikiori75425 жыл бұрын
Kayuza 145 MikeBron Jords
@Peto1112224 жыл бұрын
@@Patches_Gaming There's only one GOAT. The king
@Maul5474 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh! That was great.
@leetlargo7 жыл бұрын
"They're pretty sure, janice!"
@suckmyass70553 жыл бұрын
"they're pretty sure everyone's gonna die"
@swagit41743 жыл бұрын
This joke ages like wine
@xshadionytpx7891 Жыл бұрын
and your mother is moronic too
@scorpioengine47974 жыл бұрын
“Abraham Lincoln, the first gay muslim atheist.” *Seems legit.*
@Sam-Dorbin2 жыл бұрын
Of course, he signed the Emancimacion Proclapation!
Our nation is exceptional because it was built on the five most beautiful and powerful words in the English language: "I want a purple unicorn!"
@TigerBonez Жыл бұрын
That line freakin *_k!lled me!_* 🤣
@filomenarocca27947 жыл бұрын
Not enough insinuendo
@pepperjackgayming68247 жыл бұрын
"Freedom means the right to keep and bear underwear." -Ted Cruz, 2016
@Irondragon19452 жыл бұрын
2:05
@jeffcarroll1990shock Жыл бұрын
"I want a purple unicorn"
@dmoneytron7 жыл бұрын
I think you created a new word: "insinuendo"
@HectorialInfection7 жыл бұрын
dmoneytron I was looking for good prog. rock album names, with no luck. Turns out I was looking in the wrong place.
@bardy86746 жыл бұрын
“We deserve an immigration system that puts refugees on the moon”
@wgdetective70347 жыл бұрын
"Our new, very beautiful, big sexy gold wall"
@abramthiessen87494 жыл бұрын
"Under my plan, you're gonna see some very bad things happen, and you will see terrible and stupid people in the White House." -Trump 2016 A promise that would be fulfilled.
@Jenkowelten11 ай бұрын
Not like any other politician!
@useyourimaginasean Жыл бұрын
The cut from Ted Cruz saying Lebron James to the cluster of guys in cowboy hats has me rolling every time
@LieutenantKGS6 жыл бұрын
"America is cold, dead, flat. OH WELL." This made me laugh.
@stardustnation24807 жыл бұрын
10:11 "This is a hour when the great deeds can be done and the great dones can be deed" LMAO
@sdgdhpmbp7 жыл бұрын
I didn't know lawyers' wishuwishuwishuwishu were against releasing taxes.
@Timbyte7 жыл бұрын
"The great done can be deeds."
@bromthymolblue51536 жыл бұрын
"NAFTA is a distasta."
@GerbNerdLolz5 жыл бұрын
Bromthymol Blue naftA is a disastA
@judgesaturn5072 жыл бұрын
I guess that's him slipping into his Noo Yawk accent for a moment there
@austinschmuck78147 жыл бұрын
4:03 blah blah blah blah tacos
@Yamboyz17 жыл бұрын
the fucking windshield wipers
@causticconsole7 жыл бұрын
"There is no god! I am your god." ~Trump 2016
@jakethewolfie1194 жыл бұрын
The Underwear god
@quantumblauthor73003 жыл бұрын
Trump doesn't exist, he said it here first folks
@causticconsole3 жыл бұрын
@@quantumblauthor7300 Just come from the debate? 🤣
@quantumblauthor73003 жыл бұрын
@@causticconsole another month another trainwreck what's new
@glennpendleton95207 жыл бұрын
"I need some more moonshine" after watching this, yeah.
@alexderoche18617 жыл бұрын
They're pretty sure, Janice.
@LukeGB0036 жыл бұрын
“I was doing nothing, then I started doing something, then I wanted to hurt everybody” sounds like me when my mum asks “what were you doing at school”
@Bibbedibob7 жыл бұрын
"Visit my website: berniesanders.communist" 😂😂😂
@jacobshepherd82447 жыл бұрын
"I represent free tacos for the middle class." Just one more reason to vote for Bernie.
@egg18994 жыл бұрын
Hey there buddy. Don't get political on us please and thank you.
@ThaTruFily4 жыл бұрын
It is political ytp humor. And Bernie 2020 mtfks
@HeyBigChriss4 жыл бұрын
Trump 2020
@SqueezeboxOfDelights3 жыл бұрын
@@HeyBigChriss 🇲🇾JOE MAMA 2020🇲🇾
@jimk5586 жыл бұрын
"I think that when I got up, and I was started sitting down, there was no reason for us to be sitting down, so I got up and thats when we sat down. For, I thought something that nothing like - there was no reason for a gun to be getting aggressive. There was no reason for a taxi for us for sitting down." LMFAO
@suckmyass70553 жыл бұрын
i started doing nothing then i started doing s o m e t h i n g
@jasperjasper777 жыл бұрын
A plan to put refugees on the moon
@electric68775 жыл бұрын
JFK but if he was a crazy war monger lol
@tractors10175 жыл бұрын
I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm an American, and I won't forget an American men who died and I'll gladly stand up next to you and be an American. Amazing...
@arvizturotukorfurogep62356 жыл бұрын
I love your political satire. I love political brainwashing. I also stopped worrying and love the bomb! *goes into a dark corner and cries mixed with hysterical laughter*
@arnaudmeert15274 жыл бұрын
Brilliant Dr. Strangelove reference
@shaunslone29696 жыл бұрын
""Blah blah blah, TACOS" - Berney sus
@number3Ihatetoontown5 жыл бұрын
Bernie Sandersrednas.
@JetInAJar4 жыл бұрын
Bernie *COMMUNIST*
@shannon510butno.34 жыл бұрын
@@JetInAJar free the working people
@deadchannellmao12427 жыл бұрын
There're pretty sure Janice
@anthonyedward3725 жыл бұрын
"They're pretty sure Janice" the second time, I laughed for a full fuckin' minute
@SaveTheFuture7 жыл бұрын
This is the state of political comedy.
@thecitizenbrain61527 жыл бұрын
Well, it's better than the state of OHIO.
@sz25917 жыл бұрын
The Citizen Brain this is way better than snl
@GSmashGaming7 жыл бұрын
The Citizen Brain hey my dad's from Ohio what the fuck
@alexoverton1527 жыл бұрын
Sebastian Zapata I agree
@sillygoose6355 жыл бұрын
@@sz2591 Nah they're both great
@SuperCatman4 жыл бұрын
"Where is my moonshine?" -Nigel Farage
@generalerica41234 жыл бұрын
“Freedom means the right to keep and bear underwear.” ~ The Founding Fathers, apparently.
@aplimsollpunk27385 жыл бұрын
"I will release my tax returns against my lawyer's wishiwishiwishiwishiwishiwishiwishiwishiwhshies. "
@squareyoyoer6405 жыл бұрын
Hillary clinton: "world government" Alex Jones: "aaaaaaaaaaaah"
@samgroll36057 жыл бұрын
"If people burn other people, we will burn everybody."
@andrewodinson37266 жыл бұрын
"America is now dead- cold-flat. Oh well." Fantastic summary of the 2016 election
@neuxell4 жыл бұрын
cringe
@aprillmt3230 Жыл бұрын
Ah, the good 'ol days...
@alma38840527 жыл бұрын
Man, you deserve more subs. One of the best YTP's I've seen this year.
@potatopie24347 жыл бұрын
Wow, moonshine sure makes Farage unusually honest xD
@slimbo37746 жыл бұрын
I'm with Hillary. We need clean Enter JoJ more than ever.
@BloopTheNoop5 жыл бұрын
I’m with trump on releasing his tax returns against his lawyer’s wishiwishiwishiwishiwishiwishiwishiwishes
@littleblueriolu90934 жыл бұрын
Yeah, so tired of people like HoH SiS doing whatever it takes to get my JoJ
@judgesaturn5072 жыл бұрын
'Where is my moonshine?'. Great moment
@JustAnotherGamerUS Жыл бұрын
ending came outta nowhere. surprisingly emotional
@Itsjimmay6 жыл бұрын
This is the hour when the great deeds can be done, and the great dones can be deed.
@samwilliams70867 жыл бұрын
The Citizen Brain: best political commentator of 2016.
@Em-dh2eh6 жыл бұрын
Why did I cry at the end when they showed Obama leaving and that damn music played
@kazuma7232 Жыл бұрын
It was the end of American Democracy.
@broderick.80547 жыл бұрын
This is amazing as always. And extremely accurate.
@creeeamy71335 жыл бұрын
"If there's a fight going on in the coach and train is going off the cliff, lets throw the economists off the cliff"
@thrownswordpommel73934 жыл бұрын
As an economy student, I can only approve of that.
@samcavanagh79935 жыл бұрын
brexit happened 5 years ago and still hasn't actually happened
@DL-ij7tf7 жыл бұрын
Ted Cruz's bit on Abraham Lincoln fucking slayed me.
@Kiwimite4 жыл бұрын
4 years later and almost cried over the Obama part ; _ ;
@atoaster20702 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
@billdooder25584 жыл бұрын
Free tacos for the middle and working class, best campaign slogan ever!
@blitzschlag35897 жыл бұрын
I need some more moonshine.
@maverickREAL3 жыл бұрын
2020 was the dumbest 2016 ever.
@jessie99517 жыл бұрын
2:32 was perfect! your videos are amazing!!!
@radam27867 жыл бұрын
6:26 -6:36 I love these types of cuts! They go nowhere and that can be hilarious, like this one! XD
@miguelcastelo82144 жыл бұрын
6:02 Well, that didn't age well
@the-t-doggames15534 жыл бұрын
Oh god let us go back.
@NA-ix3su5 жыл бұрын
5:29 First thing I think went I walk into school
@user-rh4fv1wn7c7 жыл бұрын
Your videos are just getting better never stop making these
@Circuitssmith5 жыл бұрын
Sentence mixing Bernie Sanders saying “Taw-cos” is glorious.
@BanjoFrog6124 жыл бұрын
Nice tribute to Obama at the end. He wasn’t perfect but Jesus Christ he was a president to be proud of.
@atoaster20702 жыл бұрын
Actually, he was just as bad as all the others.
@sillygoose6352 жыл бұрын
@@atoaster2070 ...no he wasn't.
@atoaster20702 жыл бұрын
@@sillygoose635 Tell that to the people of Afghanistan, Iraq, Libya, Pakistan, Somalia, Syria, and Yemen. The guy became a war criminal his first week in office.
@sergeantzack11063 ай бұрын
@@atoaster2070we were only in Afghanistan and Iraq and that was in 2001 not 2008 learn basic history get some evidence and learn what a war criminal is dumass
@JesusIsLord1057 жыл бұрын
I was expecting Obama to be blown up at the end
@loonytitan91426 жыл бұрын
"The great deeds can be done, the great done can be deeds."
@danmannion62737 жыл бұрын
Never knew Farage was addicted to moonshine XD
@romantarango18034 жыл бұрын
8:35 I am proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm an American. And I won't forget the Merican men who died. And I gladly stand up next to you and be an American.
@DacStudiosEntertainment3 жыл бұрын
“I want the purple unicorn” yeah I didn’t know our country stood on those 5 words...
@samuelbarber61773 жыл бұрын
“AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!” - Alex Jones It basically sums up his output
@SilverSpoonRiche5 жыл бұрын
2:08 "I want THE PURPLE UNICORN!" so either Ted Cruz is a big fan of Pre-Princess Twilight Sparkle or he wants Starlight Glimmer. I'm not going to be the one to welcome him to the herd. Buck that!
@DudeWhoSaysDeez7 жыл бұрын
That huge orange blob DID ruin the state
@loobly4 жыл бұрын
6:02 oh boy he's more than that now
@dodopoopinpoop7 жыл бұрын
I loved the montage at the end. It almost made me cry. Morons on the internet only watch Fox News can talk shit about him (for the stupidest reasons) all they want but at the end of the day that approval rating does not lie.
@dodopoopinpoop7 жыл бұрын
Amuness Trovolock Creeps Please show me a chart where the job market didn't grow under Obama because you won't find it. MILLIONS of jobs were saved under Obama what are you talking about? Yeah I wish it as more high paying jobs but that would require setting these CEOs straight but you right wingers were against that! He divided the nation? And Trump didn't? Whatever he did Trump just timed it by like 20, Obama never insulted millions of people like Muslims or Latinos. Again I think I know what your talking about but please explain. Ok he acted unpresidental to you? Ok again compared to who because if you say Trump you are fucking moron. Yeah I'll be the first to say Obama needed to grow a pair but at least he never came off as an IDIOT REALITY TV STAR WHO DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL HE WAS DOING!!
@ksol1460tv7 жыл бұрын
+Amuness Trovolock Creeps Remember George W. Bush doing a buck and wing on the steps of the Rose Garden? How presidential was that? President Ford falling down the steps on the plane (I know he had something wrong with his knee) How about Nixon and his appearance on Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In saying "Sock it to ME?!" LBJ picking up his dogs by the ears and saying they liked it? (along with all that stuff about his trousers measurement for his "bunghole" Beavis and Butthead anyone!) TR and his phony staged (pre-president) entrances in Congress! Lincoln often got called unpresidential for his style which was called "very peculiar" by journalists and also they criticized him for responding publicly to criticism by other journalists. Unheard of back then! You know that thing he said about "if I could save the union by not freeing the slaves, or only freeing some of them, I'd do it"? If Twitter had existed back then Lincoln would have been all over it and would have had a lot more intelligent things to say! I'm not against presidents doing things like this, and it's not why I'm against Trump.
@wii87 жыл бұрын
let's just say that obama at least kept america in one piece unlike some other giant cheeto
@lowermiddleclasspatriots48287 жыл бұрын
"approval rating does not lie"...LOLOLOLOL Dumbass!!! Just like the polls leading up to the election???!!!!!!????LOLOLOLOL Dumbass!!!
@wii87 жыл бұрын
I feel like this has turned into a heated political discussion.
@clydecash56594 жыл бұрын
33k Flying monkeys LOL wizard of oz reference
@moppy40497 жыл бұрын
You are the best KZbin pooper ever! You deserve way more than 1,500 subs!
@Squidej7zg4 жыл бұрын
I was expecting a punchline at the Obama part but there wasn't. *I'm glad there wasn't.* Despite what other people may think, I think he was a decent president with a kind heart.
@samuelambrose43734 жыл бұрын
At least he wasn’t racist like previous (and current president), just a neoliberal
@barttdm_76484 жыл бұрын
@@samuelambrose4373 how is trump racist?
@atoaster20702 жыл бұрын
Yeah, he may have bombed 7 countries, illegally spied on his own citizens, tortured people at Guantanamo Bay, bailed out Wall Street, detained and deported more immigrants than any other president, and given A Shit Pie a job at the FCC, but at least he didn't say mean things on Twitter.
@Durrpadil5 жыл бұрын
I cannot stop laughing from 5:23 on. I've been had. 😂😂😂 I can't keep it together with the Boris Johnson reference.
@E.Humperdinck4 жыл бұрын
Borris Johnson is Prime Minister now, LOL.
@dareyou85344 жыл бұрын
he won again. massively
@thrownswordpommel73934 жыл бұрын
"What we do know, is that we do not know" Orange man went full-on Socrates with this one.
@realjenhardvillegas3 жыл бұрын
The best words that Trump said in the 2016 debate: Whousoh, whousoh, whousoh, whousoh, whousoh, whousoh, whousoh, whousoh -Donald Trump
@DonutHole1237 жыл бұрын
They're pretty sure Janice
@rayriflepie3977 жыл бұрын
Man! The most accurate representation yet!!! Seriously!
@levmarchuk9985 жыл бұрын
Fricking hilarious keep it up
@sophiaisbased96217 жыл бұрын
Every time I look at Ryan Lochte I think: "This is what Silvester Stallones Face must have lokked like before a train crashed into it"
@number3Ihatetoontown5 жыл бұрын
His face Lochte like that?
@neoslayerpw82307 жыл бұрын
LOL HOW HE SAID TACOS 3:55
@erinlopez53445 жыл бұрын
TawLk o's
@srslydoatm92514 жыл бұрын
If the news was like this all the time I'd watch it everyday.
@JetInAJar4 жыл бұрын
Isn’t it?
@GregAckerson6 жыл бұрын
"Look up The Citizen Brain. It's just terrible." ... that got my sub.
@Jack_M4 жыл бұрын
That was a great thing when he signed the emancimation proclapation... Wait no.... The emancilation proclination..... nonononono WAIT..... THE Alancernation cancer patient. FUCK!!!!!!
@ectomy12357 жыл бұрын
Hahahah haha hahahah this is hilarious!! Great job!
@alexbransby1837 жыл бұрын
Mr. Brain, are when will you announce your candidacy in the 2020 election? You have my vote already.
@aleksandersaame94175 жыл бұрын
6:01. He's your Prime Minister now. Good luck!
@bearb1asting5 жыл бұрын
0:27 How all news will be in the future
@noahkarpinski18244 жыл бұрын
Our nation is exceptional because our nation was built on the five most beautiful words: Person Man Woman Camera TV