Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series - Screw the Rules, I Have Money!

[@DarkestofTimes]

"We lived in an orphanage because, I fired our parents." lmfao

[@DarkestofTimes]

***** Screw the money I have rules...wait.

[@v10l3nt6]

***** Screw the rules i have money xD

[@davecrupel2817]

xDD

[@princedarienlover]

+TempestGaming Screw your yules I have money

[@kevintravers3988]

fking love that line

[@TheOrangeMatty]

"It was a very depressing time in my life since I didn't have any money so I was unable to screw the rules!"

[@dubber889]

TheOrangeMatty i laugh so hard XD

[@k-boi420]

TheOrangeMatty Me:too bad😈 S.Kaiba:you are a jerk

[@spongeyspikes09]

I feel his pain I can't screw the rules without money too

[@sankarii.21]

The only part that made me laugh so hard

[@ToyotaTacomaOfficial]

😂

[@MrHotBagel]

@1:30 Joey: "Screw my sister, I have money" Tristan: "Fine, I will!"

[@sutor9529]

Tristan that sister humper!

[@sakonan4883]

the way Joey said it makes it sound like he wants to screw his sister XD

[@Kuriboh1008]

MrHotBagel screw the rules I'm in love with nurse Joy

[@teamawesomeness7137]

i saw the episode. tristan didn't actually say "fine,i will" however,tristan does in fact want to sleep with joey's sister

[@peggyallen3387]

@@Kuriboh1008 yes I was hoping someone would like that one

[@TheMiniVader]

"we lived in an orphanage because i had fired our parents" ... the abridged version makes me like him even more

[@genogirl2092]

They couldnt even do their job right

[@gummybear8679]

The thing is, I believe that, because that`s what happened with his last father.

[@coledakers6127]

3:04

[@victorgz2907]

"I don't like to be touched by people who don't have money"

[@orestis9575]

lmao!!! XD

[@coledakers6127]

2:39

[@xrrgr]

"It was a very depressing time in my life, since I didn't have any money, so I was unable to screw the rules."

[@kaytheshadow21]

Nobody cared ok

[@alexuchiha311]

You Obviously cared since your the only person who answered him

[@xrrgr]

@@alexuchiha311 right

[@xrrgr]

@@kaytheshadow21 261 people did

[@privieras]

"Well done Mokuba!, now go steal something from Wheeler too!"

[@elikrystal4314]

Then you're fired from the SPYRAL Foundation!

[@davidsandrock7826]

Yeah, but what would he say if he wasn't a giant prick?

[@jussiylitalo5269]

"Im too rich to die!" i want to say that once in my life

[@joshuadity]

Congraaaaatulations you just did!

[@orestis9575]

ME TOO SO BADLY!!!

[@silverflight01]

"Screw the rules, I have money!" "Screw the rules, I have green hair!" "Screw the money, I have rules! … Wait, let me try that again." "Screw the Yules, I have money!" I love these four.

[@thundararious]

SCREW THE MONEY I HAVE RULES!!!....... wait lemme try that again

[@MidnightDuckling]

I would like to believe he screws money, but he screws dragons- IM SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME

[@ソットジェレマイア]

"Screw the rules, I HAVE GREEN HAIR!" You on drugs Kaiba? XD

[@d-manthecaptain1382]

Weed doesn't make you see things, acid does.

[@richgerow3472]

I think that's an allusion to the fact that season 0 Kaiba had green hair.

[@wPJyat]

"Good job Mokuba, now steal something from Joey too" always gets me.

[@arkisenn9895]

"Screw the rules, I'm in love with Nurse Joy!" "That's it, Moto! You're f*cking dead!"

[@KingElrios]

2:43 "Kindly get the f**k out of my mansion"....LMAO

[@davecrupel2817]

i cant LOLOLOL!!!!!

[@ninjafrog6966]

Yugi: wait a moment, did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn? Kaiba: yeah, it’s called pendulum summoning

[@ECKohns]

Yuya: I Pendulum Summon Performapal Hippo and Odd Eye Pendulum Dragon! Sledgehammer: Wait a minute did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn? Yuya: Yeah, so? Sledgehammer: That’s against the rules isn’t it? Yuya: Screw the rules, I have green hair!

[@jdolaktv]

Kaiba: Screw the yules, I have money! Damn, what a grinch.

[@deathlyscorpion4543]

“Well don Mokuba now steal something from Joey too.” Killed me😂😂😂😂😂

[@ishipeverything5085]

screw the money, I have rules... wait

[@ソットジェレマイア]

Yugi: Wait a minute! Did you just summon bunch of Mon- Kaiba: Yes, I summoned them all in 1 turn, STAHP ASKING! Yugi: I'm just wondering as all...! Kaiba: YEAH WELL DONT! It's almost Kaiba is getting tired of your shit. XD

[@dragonstormx]

Years later he would end up the receiving end against Dartz who enjoyed throwing that back at him.

[@Real_Stardust]

"We lived in an orphinage becuase I had fired our parents" lol sounds like em alright

[@SonicBoomShad]

Screw the money I have rules XD 1:10

[@erikasdauparas4898]

Screw the rules i have green hair :D

[@SonicBoomShad]

Erikas Dauparas XD

[@k-boi420]

SonicBoomShad screw the likes I gave lots of subs

[@NTA247]

...wait, let me try that again. XD

[@Zak-tk8wv]

Lol

[@DragonetteEye]

Screw the rules, I have green hair!

[@bagofgroceries]

Huh, that’s weird, I should probably cut down on the drugs

[@lukeisapanini]

I was crying in laughter by the end!

[@dragonicstar2248]

same here

[@paradoxzee6834]

0:44 and the meme was born

[@wiscproductions2898]

"I'm more smexy than you~ Doubtful." -Kaiba

[@dr.blythe3176]

"Well done Mokuba. Now steal something from Joey too" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@avilaleo49]

"Here Yugi, I'd do it myself but I'm obscenely rich" 🤣

[@4dc229]

Kaiba: screw the rule, i have money Yugi: screw the rule, i have cheat mode!

[@MidnightDuckling]

Nahhh Yami: Screw the rule I’m the main character AND have plot armor AND I’m king of games AND I’m an ancient Egyptian Pharaoh

[@haydnFB]

2:27 Funniest one imo😂

[@CaptRodgers]

It's not on here but it's the best one yet. "It looks like the rules (puts on sunglasses) just got screwed." Hey Yeeeaaa!

[@konnorrockkonnoisseur4970]

1:32 probably my favorite roast in the whole abridged

[@lamptrent]

Screw the fans, we have *_CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYKAAALS_*

[@queensectonia8984]

That has to be the most stupidest thing you have ever said...oh wait....

[@mr.l8723]

2:20 Me if I had a kid brother

[@mirschultz9761]

You almost killed me with this. HILARIOUS!!!

[@y0urs03pic]

Screw the money, I have memes

[@danielberryjr007]

"It was a very depressing time in my life, since I didn't have any money, so I was unable to screw the rules." xDDD!

[@Hinok7]

Yami: Hey everybody, look at me! I'm Seto Kaiba, I have a dragon fetish and I sound like Brock from Pokemon. Screw the rules, I'm in love with Nurse Joy" That line killed me 😭🤣

1:10 When someone tries to bribe an honest judge.

[@richardrowland9511]

2023 and I still came back to this

[@crimsonrose2417]

Screw the rules, I have fandoms!

[@Gilbert_Dice_Gottfried]

Kaiba: “Screw the rules I have green hair! Huh well that was just weird I should probably cut down on the drugs.”

[@TheMeetymeet]

How these damn Pendulum monsters are now.

[@mythicwolf99]

"Screw the rules, I have a magic necklace!" -Yuya Sakaki

[@Jeansterino]

2021, the world's gone to shit and this still cracks me up

[@KatanaDen]

"This is my money no one can take it from me! The police? The law? Screw the rules I have money!" - Finance King 1988

[@thebluerose9013]

"Screw the money, I have rules!... Wait, let me try again..." this part is sooooooooo funny!!Ahahah!!!Lol XD

[@HyperCobaltMax]

"Screw the rules! I have green hair" made me laugh out loud.

[@Frankly_Amazing2000]

2:37 For a second I thought Kaiba knocked the chair away with a massive erection before realizing it was his knee

[@KratosAurionPlays]

3:04 LOL

[@MidnightDuckling]

Was this to Seto firing their parents or Seto saying “my smexiness far outranks yours” to Joey?

[@KratosAurionPlays]

@@MidnightDuckling I don't even remember anymore lol

[@MidnightDuckling]

@@KratosAurionPlays LMAO WAIT I DIDNT EXPECT YOU TO RESPOND 😂😂😂

[@KratosAurionPlays]

@MidnightDuckling lmao don't worry I'm still alive 😂

[@MidnightDuckling]

@@KratosAurionPlays EIGHT YEARS, EIGHT AND YOU STILL FREAKING RESPONDED IM FREAKIN MINDBLOWN LIKE HUHHHHH????

[@anniepannie1955]

We lived in an orphanage... because I had fired our parents.

[@httohot]

If i ever win the lottery I'm going to be saying this alot.

[@orestis9575]

I KNOW! I've always wanted to say everything kaiba said in this video while having money! Its my childhood dream!

[@springsnapped5435]

Sammee

[@chrisnichols9014]

I always wanted to say this line and be able to back it up. lol

[@Symphonia16]

good compilation! loved the abridged series!

[@Gleegirl4739]

Screw the rules I'm in love with Nurse Joy

[@IHATESHINOBU]

Screw, my sister, I have money😂

[@leahdrook5161]

*Me in Pokémon legends with an Arceus before I even beat the frenzied palkia far enough distance* Volo:~𝓢𝓮𝓷𝓼𝓮𝓼 𝓲𝓽~ I feel like someone just screwed the rules Me:𝕊𝕔𝕣𝕖𝕨 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕣𝕦𝕝𝕖𝕤 𝕀 𝕙𝕒𝕧𝕖 𝕔𝕝𝕠𝕦𝕥!

[@ayushnayak8746]

Screw the rules, I'm in love with Nurse Joy.

[@FireFromBlade]

"I'm too rich to die" Ahahah.

[@nihlus9589]

screw the rules I have affluenza

[@noisemarine561]

Kaiba > Vegeta

[@RainbowWish]

Noise Marine Kaiba’s more like a fusion between Bulma and Vegeta. The pride of a prince + The money of a blue-haired woman = Seto Kaiba

[@teamawesomeness7137]

@@RainbowWish kaiba is better than vegeta.

[@lordjaraxxus5418]

"did you summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?" "yes it is called pendulum summoning." "isn't that against the rules? this is GOAT format." "Screw the rules I'm a protagonist"

[@Disrespecter]

The Two Time boy 🤝 was here due to Dr Disrespect

[@MythicSuns]

"all clips belong to LittleKuriboh" eeeyeah tell 4Kids! that

[@Awsomeisimo]

well now you can summon 3 blue eyes in 1 turn

[@dolphignition7176]

Playing Power of Chaos Kaiba the Revenge, while I have Chain Energy on my field. Kaiba: I activate my spell card (Harpie's Feather Duster) Me: Wait a minute did you just activate a card from your hand without paying 500 for Chain Energy? Kaiba: Yeah, so? Me: That's against the rules isn't it? Kaiba: *Screw the rules, you're in my game now!*

[@quijoo]

"Screw the money, I have rules... Wait lemme try that again-" 1:10

[@catgoaaaaaaaaaaa6152]

Screw my sister, I have money!!!

[@uundrground]

Screw the rules I have green hair!!!

[@princedarienlover]

Kaiba's parents were employed by who again? lol

[@Disrespecter]

Screw the rules... 🤝 I'm the 2X🏆Boy ...and Screw the rules... I have Mrs Assassin🏆💕🏆💕

[@Jennifer-gt9gc]

Best Seto Kaiba tribute ever!!!!!!!! XD

[@MidnightDuckling]

1:38 I HAVE A DRAGON FETISH LMAOOOOO😂😂😂😂 I CANT ANYMORE-

[@user-lv9cu]

Still funny a decade later lol

[@Retroloft556]

I kidnapped your grampa Yugi, and then I dueled him into submission.

[@MidnightDuckling]

“It proves that I’m obscenely rich” LOLLLLL

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

God I miss yugioh abridged

[@KathehFIT]

Never gets old😂😂

[@Hinok7]

Screw the rules, I have green hair 😂 That killed me

[@rising_tide1063]

Fake Gosaburo Kaiba: screw the rules I have your money 😂😂😂

[@scrubbleague6217]

Screw the rules I have Pendulum summoning!

[@joshuadity]

“Screw the money I have rules!” It’s funny cause he messed up😂😂

[@Stevitar]

0:43 It's so ironic how this has grown.

[@MonkeyDGarp-ph5it]

Bwahahahaha!! I'd knock an island away with this laughter

[@eliyaster804]

well done makouba now go steal something from joey that made me laugh hard

[@liliarosas3616]

Screw the rules, I have GREEN HAIR

[@MidnightDuckling]

0:57 SEASON ZEROOOO

[@priscillaemerald987]

"Hey look at me! I'm Seito Kaiba. I have a dragon fetish, and I sound like Brock from Pokémon. Screw the rules, I'm in love with Nurse Joy!"

[@fuhouavang8197]

1:36 it's kinda funny because Kaibas voice actor also speaks for Brock

[@THEpartyingH0331t]

i lived in an orphanage because i fired my parents - fact

[@tomriddle7311]

"Also here's 3 million dollars (yoink!)" hahahaha!!!

[@michaelpeterson4066]

"kindly get the **** out of my mansion" lmao

[@VigilantKnight005]

And now we have "Screweth yon rules, I have chivalry!"

[@doom4624]

We lived in an orphanage because i fierd our parents xD

[@Ribbons0121R121]

"screw the money, i have rules. wait lemme try that one agai-" he never got to try again

[@gdhyp3rsqu1d59]

"Screw the money i have rules!"

[@gdhyp3rsqu1d59]

"Wait let me try that again

[@MidnightDuckling]

I love the season 0 opening used for YGOTAS

[@seba6078]

1:49 best face ever

[@InitialDrifterZ]

0:51 Wallstreet reacting to GameStop hedgefunds being sold.

[@zachsapp3971]

Screw the rules, I use a pendulum deck!!!!

[@sankarii.21]

Screw the rules, we have rush duel! Wait that never existed-

[@markfernandez2461]

Yooo.. Lmao why yu-gi flame him like that! XD

[@mr.l8723]

Screw the rules I have money!

[@Ninjacookie75]

Screw the rules I have green hair.