wow geometry dash makes me want to die

[@lips.4354]

6:55 when your brain turns ape mode

[@YuB]

ApE gAnG

[@qsmzos-248]

@@YuB im in for the ApE gAnG

[@domingo.torres859]

Yub I’m in ApE gAnG

[@insertrandomnamehere3746]

YuB I’m in for that.

[@camtheman6333]

"helpedoah" -Yub 2020

[@YuB]

I made this video for free, it's copyright claimed by DJVI (he made the song). Any ads you see are going to him. Not complaining, just letting y'all know since I have zero control over how many ads & where they are placed.

[@lucaghost]

Ok cool

[@burnttea-oh3hs]

A man of quality

[@ranley2975]

Mk

[@vlrmbeats148]

hi im me and i exist sucribe me lol

[@superiorserperior5937]

i have no ads so far and I don't see any in the vid

[@marcelomelendez8185]

New video title: Grown man screams at geometrical shapes and flashing lights for 15 minutes.

[@Temperestreal]

Accurate

[@Clash-3887]

The Video: 16:49 minutes Raw Footage: 666 minutes

[@EK_Archive_1]

Damn straight

[@thatuzikinnie6077]

Lol Accurate.

[@bread9484]

Terraria

[@toastthedino5267]

“Imma step on your ex” Things that I shouldn’t have said

[@rosiecheeks4446]

LoL that is funny

[@BeeboSunnerYTP]

lol

[@callmenawa]

YuB: 4 years, 3 years, 2 years,1 year"s" Me: YuB that's not english

[@pokelordomega1701]

But yes it is

[@spirityt2192]

Its called a *j o k e*

[@SDGYouTube]

6:42 when you dont know what to do with your life and nothing comes to mind and you’re just like

[@saisoY]

Yub: "Im the only one here" Mikey: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@kappa9015]

BRUH MOMENT BRUH MOMENT B.B,B BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH MOOOOOOOOOMEEEENNNNNNNT

[@khalidhameed9986]

@@kappa9015

[@tltsoldchannle5735]

I could see YuB making his child watch this video until the part he said “ I’ll sacrifice my son to this game” and YuB would be standing behind him with a bat.

[@solnotsal]

The Low Troop *son

[@jellybeangamer4228]

lol the problem is he wouldn't understand the video

[@burnttoaster431]

Do you know YuB’s real name?

[@solnotsal]

BurntToazter Games Dylan? Idk what you’re getting at

[@sawgiie]

And then the son beats the level in 1 attempt

[@arrrt1157]

YuB: Geometry Dash is easy! Me: "Npesta Memes flashbacks"

[@nvrlrn]

Imagine verifying a level after more than 110k attempts and turning into a meme lol

[@grasss-eater8928]

nvrlrn cooppiieedd

[@---vj6pw]

@@nvrlrn well he did act like a psycho for 5 minutes straight over a game. He should get outside and play some sports instead.

[@nvrlrn]

@@---vj6pw i would act like that too, be the first to complete the level after all those att

[@wow-wk4ww]

To the person who told nvrlvn off... Hello Karen, welcome to the channel now get out

[@owenmassa9574]

11:45 YuB: say i won't do it mikey mikey: you won't do it! YuB: SMACK

[@danielflawed]

YuB: buy yub hat or get fat. Me: Hah! Jokes on you, im already fat! **cries silently**

[@Shadys63]

Me too.

[@cullen5771]

3:26 YuB and MatPat is the crossover we suddenly realized we need

[@mega289]

y e s

[@AZRARICCIARDO]

w e ' r e n o t f r i e n-

[@spirityt2192]

*𝚢 𝚎 𝚜*

[@hysterikal7]

"wow geometry dash makes me want to die" same

[@Dumpster_Fire_246]

same except for that geometry dash part

[@burns1539]

I can relate

[@gammacxygames]

GD is easy

[@sasasutumi]

@@gammacxygames says the guy who's been playing a game for years

[@idlesquadron7283]

@@gammacxygames GD is technically never easy unless you're talking about the official levels.

[@MfyhgGD]

6:41 every animal when a Disney prince starts singing

[@lywke9574]

suggestion: go to “geometry dash demons list” and try the 10 hardest levels in the game

[@sethdash1906]

GD Lywk YES! He should definitely do that!

[@James_the_Flames]

Reading this comment=going back to bad memories of bloodlust

[@Fis66h]

I Just want the top 5 :| (1misanthrope, 2tartarus, 3kenos, 4zodiac, 5crimsom planet)

[@lywke9574]

Ciço Channel he wouldn’t get far, so 5 would be a very short video, and he prolly wants mid roll ads

[@itscookie4488]

should live stream it It’s probably gonna take four hours

[@rodneyshoesmith549]

16 minutes of yub having the following: Strokes Brain aneurisms Depression Anger issues Feeling dead inside Insanity Epilepsy And most importantly The worst best raps

[@literallyastorageaccount9815]

Hitting Mikey

[@zacharyylol2585]

KlitKlat that was twice

[@pokelordomega1701]

*exposed*

[@bigbob754]

Yub: Revenge of The Triple Triangles

[@paulamamarama]

YuB's alternate title.

[@RayAnimations..]

@PinkPotato -CHAN i died to a triple triangle in a demon

[@hNotDark]

10:17 You can change the file known as "explode_11" to play the "bruh" sound. Download bruh.mp3, and rename it to "explode_11." Then, replace the original with that mp3.

[@jwabehs]

GD Anthony This should be top comment 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@heavenly_thrust]

Gr8

[@I-TM-I]

Dear god

[@spirityt2192]

*b r u h*

[@hNotDark]

good thing i announced this huh

[@Xaviur]

finally back to Geometry Dash. 5 years ago I watched a Geometry Dash stream of yours, and that’s how I found you! You only had 5k or 6k subscribers way back then. ALSO, you have to log into your account YuB to get your data back. You commented on my level with it 5 years ago!

[@ConnorBoBonnorYT]

Oh i remember you i saw ur comment on the first geometry dash episode

[@CainTheChaosDeity]

Bro wtf you’re really good, it took me probably a year to beat Xstep, and your over here with 75% in one day Be proud man holy crap

[@whatupbuttercup215]

Last time I was this early the corona didn’t exist

[@pedrobatista4555]

im not liking because there are 69 likes

[@alexverdana2435]

@@wyvy7013 XD

[@scratchsdumpster]

YuB: Buy A YuB hat or get fat Me: Jokes on you.... wait.....

[@frostfangbarioth1255]

“1 years” Yes...! *this is the man we we’re looking for!*

[@sillaybilly]

JOHNY GET THE CHEEZE BALLS I AM THANOS BOI good math there

[@burnttea-oh3hs]

nice name.

[@chrisdixon8793]

Haha

[@jonathanwilkins8119]

Huh?

[@isabellathegamingoctoling8325]

2:30 WHAT IS HAPPENING?! 6:21 YuB: You just jump once!

[@DaniBoi_AU1113]

3:15 “Here we go again with this crap” strikes again!

[@Annihilated64-13yearsago]

yeah he did that last time he played

[@Why-wd3zg]

Suggestion: Play one of the custom levels i recommend trying an auto one first

[@Why-wd3zg]

@@wyvy7013 i dont think you know what i mean by auto levels in case you havent played gd in awhile nowadays auto levels are more likes movies and not automatic versions of levels

[@Why-wd3zg]

@@wyvy7013 I know i just wanted to makes sure he can see the extents of decoration that can be reached with Gd before he plays levels ya know

[@sethdash1906]

Yay Dood I completely agree

[@Fis66h]

@@wyvy7013 yeah

[@shymarina4189]

Micky: hehe yub you're sleeping now its all over its time to end this!! The time he hit Micky: 5:49 11:46

[@scoutstop]

MIKEY

[@saitouzn]

It’s Mikey

[@megapotatomaster2472]

As a player who has beaten almost every level in the game except for demons your eyes should be focusing on what jump is coming next and you will have to rely on muscle memory to make the jumps so you can spend less time in the end

[@YuB]

thanks!

[@sethdash1906]

NIGHTMARE CHU if you do try to beat the main demons gl!

[@Temperestreal]

Gl with the demons mate

[@user-xw6yq5lr5f]

I have beaten every level with all coins except deadlocked 90% and ur write

[@user-xw6yq5lr5f]

My account is SKNZberry06 if u care

[@shinnybros5091]

These two parts literally almost made me cry 6:25 6:42

[@_obb_]

"Geometry dash causes seizures on teens, and I'm taking a stand!" He be spitten straight fax

[@RustyTomato]

Never thought I'd ever see him play the game again ngl

[@xooleewoolee]

Same

[@subgraphic3099]

I have.

[@subgraphic3099]

Because I have it.

[@aadurite]

your name is @@subgraphic3099..but your pfp is spy

[@L1sapizzza]

@@aadurite you right

[@itz.just_nullproductions1038]

2:30 congratulations you found the only loophole in the entire level.

[@itz.just_nullproductions1038]

@@wyvy7013 because I wanted an excessively long name.

[@crazyhero720]

YuB: changes Jude’s diaper **ten seconds later** Jude: 2:21

[@eli3463]

CrazyHero 22 bruh😂😂😂

[@arashcivil9516]

i mostly use practice mode to see the parts that i haven't seen yet or just don't remember like i use it to see what's coming up next

[@Noahhobson]

Mikey killed YuB that night, Megan uploaded the video in loving memory of our king.

[@_milkxp]

You interrutped my earthbound with a wiimote expearence

[@ChrisGamer101]

When your to early and there are 500 comments but you can't see them.

[@xooleewoolee]

XD SAME

[@burnttea-oh3hs]

@@xooleewoolee But you replied to this comment so there for you s e e n at least one comment, which is this one

[@nitrate21]

Relateble

[@buttercupkat]

YuB: Matpat, we aren't friends- Impossible.

[@buttercupkat]

@Enb TheOrangeLemon YuB deserves everyone to be his friend-

[@Foxsome]

But that's just a theory... A game theory.

[@littlelambheart]

Foxsome yeeeeesssss

[@buttercupkat]

@@Foxsome Thanks for watching! *Outro music*

[@ChipthatSpins]

ok

[@thomaswastaken1440]

When my mom hears me saying a word that she thinks that’s offensive 5:20

[@black_polish]

11:49 *yuhhhhh gEt INto iT*

[@ZeneBYT]

“This game was made by a team of babies” Excuse me this game was made by ONE baby

[@Temperestreal]

Exactly this game was made by a baby that forgot the chicken in the oven to burn and also has a single picture of maybe him in the internet.

[@Fats1987]

Lol I was playing geometry dash when you posted this 😂

[@xooleewoolee]

Omg XD

[@Whatthehellisahandlehh]

HAHAHAHA dodo

[@dialga2729]

@@Whatthehellisahandlehh DODO DANCE

[@stammer9406]

I was actually doing xstep

[@typod_7070]

Same

[@holdenscheps2867]

“I’m gonna step on ur ex”😂😂 Edit: it happens at 2:59

[@burnttea-oh3hs]

An actual mood

[@huntersole68]

don't use emojis you little shit

[@lovepika911]

ex step

[@holdenscheps2867]

aliljimmygamer I know I just see it all the time in comments am I right

[@lukabeglarishvili2254]

@@holdenscheps2867 b r u h

[@klarissabriones3110]

5:40 *When a man starts going insane after playing a game*

[@virgilsamons6879]

12:09 me when the pizza goes bad right when im gonna eat it

[@Juice_noob]

Yub when he is beating a demon “This is incredible, am I really doing this?”

[@eternity2789]

Fluid 64 right but i have my hopes on rooting for him

[@sethdash1906]

Hey you should try reacting to certain types of levels called “extreme demons” so basically after the insane rating there’s a rating called demon and the demon rating is split up into 5 different difficulties going from easiest to hardest “easy demon”, “medium demon”, “hard demon”, “insane demon” and “extreme demon” so some extremes I would recommend reacting to are “leyak” and “Tartarus” (leyak is a very good looking extreme demon it’s considered to be on the easier side of extreme demons and Tartarus is the hardest extreme demon currently) so yeah I hope you will be able to get good at this game and also for a first demon I would recommend a level called “the nightmare” anyways thanks for reading this I hope you have a good day!

[@sethdash1906]

Fluid 64 yes that one too!

[@tastyl2356]

force him to do the golden

[@sethdash1906]

TextBasedKZbin lol yes

[@shibe_exe2749]

10:45 Dylan: yeah it's been a while since i've been here Me: IT'S BEEEEEN SO LOOOOONG (fnaf fans will understand)

[@its_absol]

I mean I think anybody would understand it’s a meme

[@gavinbarrows622]

Bruh I’m a fan of fnaf but the fan music sucks

[@gooseguy9148]

4:34 when the tall kid is called short

[@SHIBEKAIWASHERE]

7:54 Oh noe. YuB is more than mad boi. He is now angery boi.

[@wendyjenkins2991]

**clicks notification of yub** **ad turns on**Me: YOU JUST INTERRUPTED HIM U MONSTER (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[@gurt1973]

(?•O•) ? |_____| Didnt copy & paste

[@slipcaution]

ok wendy.

[@slipcaution]

@@masonsaccount you replied to me

[@zombiegod2114]

(!^_ ^)!

[@slipcaution]

@@masonsaccount LOLO XDDXDDDDXD L

[@Shroomy8686]

you are an amazing youtuber and you are amazing at what you do so keep it up! have a good day!

[@Shroomy8686]

@@wyvy7013 you wanna bet

[@DerpyDuck9176]

was playing geometry dash when you uploaded this wtf

[@qwoxx101]

randomguyidk me too

[@ferretrevelvent6793]

Your profile pic tho

[@levithom]

i was watching flaaroni when he uploaded lol

[@ahoynut]

Huh

[@Locustsinmylungs]

"if anyone thinks this is hard, you're a baby too." beat bloodbath then

[@tissilix]

Vsc

[@hyphe1337]

Bloodlust and Zodiac

[@Locustsinmylungs]

New one: the golden

[@thatoneidiot_YTT]

The way that YuB says "UH UH I touch the ceiling"made me laugh so hard and my brother was also watching which made it even funnier😂😂😂😂

[@thatoneidiot_YTT]

4:35

[@Mythielol]

Dude yub I haven't watched you in a long time now I am watching you again □U□

[@xooleewoolee]

Not for me xd

[@Mythielol]

@@xooleewoolee oof

[@ferretrevelvent6793]

Keep watching Yub he makes great content daily

[@YuB]

welcome back poop head

[@Mythielol]

@@YuB thanks

[@personguyguy]

When you're so early that it says there's no views

[@deadbear9073]

lol same

[@canadaman3191]

yey

[@xooleewoolee]

Sameeeeee

[@superiorserperior5937]

And yet there are 120 comments

[@pizza3092]

Relatable

[@bub4966]

14:27 that is a SERIOUS gamer face right there

[@Helloppl65]

Here's how I use my eyes in the game. Every other mode other than the rocketship I stare ahead of to see upcoming objects. The rocket ship I stare directly at to make sure it's going well. Sometimes you can stare ahead but for me it's best to stare directly at the rocketship compared to looking ahead in my opinion since it requires the most inputs.

[@YuB]

Thanks!

[@Helloppl65]

@@YuB No problem!

[@Whom_omo]

Few years late, but a good tip for where to place your eyes is to look ahead of the icon instead of right at it. It helps to prepare you for what’s coming and makes sight reading the level easier.

[@MissingDead05]

When yub plays geometry dash again but he doesn’t do online levels

[@fyrusferret2660]

The power rangers morphing 11:13

[@Temperestreal]

Some advices to master all the parts of levels: Official levels: Before playing the level that you want to beat, don't do just 1 practise run, do about 3-4 to get used to the "flow" of the level (how did I end up saying (flow). You can also go to the search tab and write for example "cycles ship part" and if it doesn't show anything you can always just write "cycles copyable" , copy the level and put a start pos (btw to place a start pos you go to the editor and press the "start pos tab" above some other square tabs at the bottom of your screen, then press the "start pos" square tab and your basically ready to go) Custom levels: Get a copyable of the level and practise every part with your "start pos" to practise 1 part instead of getting freaking tortured through the entire level to ONLY get to the part you want to practise. Extra: Instead of putting a checkpoint every where, disable the "auto checkpoint" thingy in the pause "tab/menu/idontknow" and put checkpoints where YOU think it will help you survive for more than 1/3 of a second. If you're feeling stressed you can just lower the song "this line (the above one) might have the best grammar EVER" P.s. I am sure these advices will help you, and if I have written anything wrong pls correct me. About your eyes I don't have anything to say other than you might get used to it.

[@Temperestreal]

@Brett Needham I was just trying to give Dylan some tips

[@Neptunus_17]

12:14 when you film a skate journal and cant do a fricking grind

[@jayduthie8857]

Probably one of your best Geometry Dash videos yet, super hilarious as always. PS tell Megan I said Happy Mothers Day and that Jude is super cute! :)

[@matangoldstien5922]

12:38 this video isn't the bad editing challange

[@0cktopus]

6:18 best part of the vid i swear! lmao

[@Helpmereachsubs-oh6ch]

6:42 when the special ed kid hears his favorite song at school

[@humbertoesquivel6752]

yub did the whip nana

[@dachub8674]

7:54 quality content my dude. 8:36 Cof- don’t say it, coff- DONT DO IT, COFFIN DANCE

[@rafal8801]

0:19 The hat on the left says you should buy the hat

[@plasmantix]

10:00 I died from this

[@fernafonso]

5:21 me when I get mad at geometry dash

[@zodac711]

6:41 when I'm try to do de tiktalk

[@humbertoesquivel6752]

you mean tik tok

[@zodac711]

@@humbertoesquivel6752 ye it was supposed to be funny

[@humbertoesquivel6752]

yeah and it is still funny also what is the whip - nana

[@sayoriprotectionsquad1085]

One of my favorite Yub videos ever. 11\10. Truly the definition of hilariousnessness.

[@matangoldstien5922]

i have been sub for yub more then two years, 6:41 for those who are new this isn't realy yub

[@Skeelee]

7:16 the wheeze made me die

[@amirgamingplayz5112]

True🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thewhitehawk7855]

I play geometry dash sometimes, and I vibe to every song

[@plasmaduck3563]

I am genuinely happy when the notification pops up

[@xooleewoolee]

Same

[@bladekurayami6238]

6:42 Yub.exe had broken, we need to throw away the old one and find a replacement

[@zSphericle]

10:17 If you go into the game files and find a file called something like DeathSound, You can delete it, download your own Death sound, drag it in the game files, and rename it to exactly what the original was called. Writing this cuz i really want to see that happen

[@vanifl]

KZbin: 79 comments Also KZbin: Shows 5 comments

[@xooleewoolee]

Ok

[@aceiletheeel7177]

That's true tho

[@kmh021963able]

wow so original funny meymey XDXDXDXD lol (laugh out lot) lmao (laugh my ankle off)

[@burnttea-oh3hs]

@@kmh021963able that takes petty to a whole nother level lmao

[@joeohes9900]

YuB usually talks about baby’s in rage games and 2 seconds later he dies So he is a baby

[@saitouzn]

That’s the joke bruh

[@Bubby_Karma]

5:04 lol

[@NamployBrown]

0:20 errday ( everyday )

[@moxaicx]

Yub, I suggest u play Clutterfunk. it's the next lvl and is annoying like Time Machine, but also way harder. the level is the definition of Rage also no offense but I beat xStep first try.

[@unnamedoracle4433]

Well, you know what they say. X’s are sharp. So stepping on an X is painful.

[@charmanderfan1]

To commentors: Stop making 'lAsT TiMe i wAs tHiS EaRlY' comments, they are unoriginal and boring. Nobody likes them.

[@littletimmy9902]

I’ve seen some pretty good ones, let them have their fun

[@lips.4354]

Facts.

[@theconfined6938]

Teehee you don't know what my comment was

[@pickle-queen307]

tOtAlLY ReLaTabLe

[@lovepika911]

dont be a brat, buy a yub hat

[@speedracerxiooi4596]

buy is yub backwards

[@nitrate21]

Never mind now u do not know mine

[@burnttea-oh3hs]

😔

[@Gunslingerian]

2:59 I CANT BREATHE

[@AfterMidnight20]

Heyo yub!! Just to answer ur question (where do I look) what I do is look slightly ahead of the cube, ball ect. This changes depending on the speed (the faster the speed the quicker u are -> the further u need to look ahead or the quicker ur reflexes need to be. You get use to it the more you play, eg jumping even if ur not looking at ur cube because u know you need to. Also another thing, try putting down regular check points and methodically going through each part of the level, then string sections together so it’s easier to manage especially when you end up at deadlock or theory of everything 2. Hope this helped man 😘

[@summeranimates7868]

I yelled, "YUBUBUB" When I got the notification also girst

[@xooleewoolee]

Oh wow xd

[@faland0069]

yubrub?

[@deadbear9073]

girst

[@summeranimates7868]

@@faland0069 yububub

[@summeranimates7868]

@@deadbear9073 *girst intensifies*

[@Toast-cat]

I edited this comment so none of the replys make any sence

[@beenep5029]

THE_BLACK_KNIGHT fuentez I relate to that

[@Toast-cat]

Did I get you with the prank

[@Crysous]

THE_BLACK_KNIGHT fuentez yup

[@Toast-cat]

GOT EM

[@TroubleMuppet]

Aaa I'm an idiot I fell for it

[@playboy-music]

I swear if anyone comments "First!", I will track them down and ki-

[@burnttea-oh3hs]

they already did *tHEYRE THROWING BOMBS* *G E T D O W N*

[@_human5854]

0:19 the Yub on the left says buy on the nametag

[@psykomatic0]

"if you think this game is hard you are a baby" *Extreme Demons: Are you challenging me?*

[@jacobblackmon8460]

I went here from a game when I saw a notification. It already has likes.

[@xooleewoolee]

Ikr

[@jacobblackmon8460]

It didn’t even have views.

[@joshuaasplund8748]

6:42 when youtubers run out of content but it really happened for YuB 3 years ago

[@pie3628]

yub: “like my friend mat pat we’re not friends” *mat pat walks away* me: literally is dying of laughter

[@burnttrash9712]

Yub they are doing another splatoon splatfest, Mayo vs ketchup

[@heck9578]

1:39 thats what people say when they have no control over the situation “it’s not even a big deal”