BS Creepypasta Storytime: Sonic.exe 2

[@crocodilerock4662]

"Their hearts were beating and they had brain activity but were in a dead like state" soooo.... comatose. You autopsied a comatose kid... in a coma. I don't... I can't even

[@yourbiggestfan395]

The comatose have no rights.

[@Shadethewolfy]

I believe the word you're looking for is "vivisection". But yes, the medical staff in this world basically committed a crime against humanity. I look forward to seeing the doctors that performed the vivisection, as well as those that ordered it, at the Hague.

[@BrolyChan]

I love how you used footage of games that aren't sonic. I presume the reasons are that this is a very long story and the fact a good chunk of this story *BARELY HAS ANYTHING SONIC RELATED IN IT!*

[@Yuriofwind]

+Broly-Chan Good guess :D.

[@This-country-sucks-4]

footage of not sonic games was hilarious. lol

[@TheGamedawg]

+Yuriofwind I lost it at Katamari.

[@peucoman]

+LetsPlayNintendoITA I did at that Kamen Rider game, what's the name of that game? also Yuri, y u no use footage of Ultraman Fighting Evolution 3?

[@Nightxx9199]

+Yuriofwind loved the persona music around the 11 minute point

[@CreepsMcPasta]

It's amazing how both the chief of the department and one of their best detectives BOTH write like a child :D

[@IkaMusume813]

*Le Gasp*

[@MasterJunior93]

coincidence?

[@gatst7680]

Plot Twist: X was Bill Cipher the entire time.

[@FancifulProdigy]

+Gats T that makes the story good though

[@gatst7680]

The Great Papyrus Dammit. We can't have that... Hmm... Bill Cipher turns out to be Sanic?

[@Strawberrymilkdrink]

"that rope didn't want anything to do with tom" my new favorite sentence

[@thunderguyer]

Sonic.exe 2: because playing a haunted game is lame. instead,lets have an hour of Mr Ace Defective trying to figure out that a cult is bad

[@joseagustincuesta]

Persona 3 reference?

[@thunderguyer]

Jetto Agu Yep.

[@zeenasty]

ACE DEFECTIVE!

[@BULLTRONHERO]

Not to mention the fact that they explicitly refer to themselves as a cult, which I don't think is something that any cult has ever actually done.

[@Egalitariat-likesecretariat]

"A lot of what he wrote down seems to CConnect what's going on with these murders." CConnect is a police force in Mega Man Battle Network, I believe. With that typo, this story is now set in the Mega Man Battle Network universe, where all this silliness is far more precedented and makes much more sense.

[@kiraina25]

actually, CyberConnect is the main company involved in .hack... so I guess actually the truth is that all these people just got sucked into The World. Again. And also either Morgana or Aura is fucking around pretending to be an evil Sonic because reasons. Maybe it's just Sora being a douche.

[@ProtoTerra]

thats Mega, man

[@anueutsuho7425]

Sonic.EXE was just an especially murderous NetNavi

[@TecTitan]

You guys did more actual story work than the actual author did

[@HappySolarSystem]

So, unless I missed something, (which I probably did) Derek basically buried his sister, WHO WAS STILL ALIVE. Brilliant detective. Actually, brilliant forensic scientists. Did no one think to check for a pulse?

[@thesuddendemise7735]

HappySolarSystem now that I think about wouldn't the people be defined as comatose since they're bodies are fine but they're in dream like state

[@TheFurryNobodyLikes]

I was literally going to write this very same comment till I found yours. I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking about this segment of the story

[@mk1k]

The fact that they’re still calling them murders even after they note no one is actually dead but actually just comatose is hilarious to me.

[@Hats502]

I mean, Derek knew before Chelsea even died that the victims were still alive. They literally said so in the autopsies lol

[@ona512]

@@Hats502 OMG why are they doing autopsy on people who are still alive!? 😭

[@Yuriofwind]

Might need to do a bit more processing, and I apologize for it going up so late. But I hope you enjoy this star studded tale :D. If this doesn't say I love you, nothing does :3.

[@Laetus-Elaetus]

It's just what I wanted, Santa of wind! How did you know?

[@user-dl6ct8vc2r]

I Love You Too Yuri.

[@austincorreia53]

Thank you for this great video!

[@GoatCorner]

I love you too

[@TellusLS]

52mins, fucking christ lol Sank you

[@mojoforthewin3069]

11:24 "a lonely person, a diary, and an imaginary friend" I think you just described like 90% of fan fiction right there.

[@EebyDeeby413]

This video saved my ass through an entire semester of college. I've listened to it enough that I can remember the storybeats and don't focus on tuning in to hear them anymore. It's my favorite background video to listen to while studying. Thanks, Yuri.

[@jigthh]

Same, to be honest. When i want to hear a horrible story with Yuri's snarky comments, i come here.

[@Crazy56U]

Oh, hey. a new- (52 minutes) *_OH GOD_*

[@arsarma1808]

+Crazy56U I'm intimidated. ...hold me. D;

[@isaacargesmith8217]

+Crazy56U The more yuri the better. What a lesbo fantasbo time to be alive.

[@ZyraTheJinx]

Does Yuri's length impress and frighten you?( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@bluecloak_7773]

this was my reaction lol

[@psychokinrazalon]

+ArsArma *holds you*

[@captainbeefster]

I will never get over the fact that they wrote this long ass story, and the elder demon character that they had their heart set on was Sonic the Hedgehog.

[@LordQuadros]

"The writing is a bit sloppy." There's the understatement of the century.

[@stwbmc98]

“Chelsea was always the smart one in things” Anyone would look smart standing next to this guy.

[@AceAttorny]

Sonic Noir It's a cold dark night in Green Hill Zone. Everywhere loops and boost pads tempt you with fleeting highs to distract you from the day-to-day drudges of life. Buxom Bats tempt you with vague "good times", the pay of which will go to some shady big-moustached guy whose fists are still freshly imprinted on her tempting curves. Echidnas drinking cheap booze from a bottle in a bag in the gutter. Foxes getting high off of PCP. Wanted posters desperately cry out for someone to recognize the lost souls printed upon them, knowing full well that that squirrel will never resurface on account of the cinder blocks on his feet, and that the armadillo was run over in a drug deal gone awry years ago. Still, gotta admire those posters for staying positive. Lord knows it's the only positive thing in this shithole zone. Behind me I hear the clunking of robotic feet on the pavement and the pumping of agitated pistons out to get the stupid bastard that wronged them. It just so happens that stupid bastard is me. The rain is picking up. If I don't get home fast, that purple cat with no legs in the gutter by the liquor store might find the rain rushing through what has to pass for his bed nowadays has a distinct red color to it. I'd rather not bother the man. The guy's a goddamn war hero. So let's make sure the guy has a peaceful night's sleep. Or at least as close to peaceful as anyone can get in this buzzing neon sign of a zone. Gotta go fast.

[@stwbmc98]

AceAttorny You have blessed us with a beautiful work of art.

[@tonyhakston536]

Fuck, why do I have to be on mobile?

[@thehelpfulshadow919]

Is the fox on PCP a reference to Starbomb?

[@angelpichu1]

listened to the entire thing, and the whole reading i was thinking "ok.....take file, move to recycle bin. empty recycle bin. replace with rollercoaster tycoon. easy". then after around the 20 minute mark my mind started to wander from the actual story and started to wonder what a rollercoaster tycoon creepypasta would be like.

[@XvXHaruhiSuzumiyaXvX]

"The guests got mad that I kept murdering them AND TOOK REVENGE! WITH HYPERREALISTIC BLOOD!"

[@MathematicalVoid]

Mr. Bones' Wild Ride

[@autisticskeleton1041]

Copeland Pennington The ride never ends

[@glarnboudin4462]

Easy-peasy. Have the rides start to make themselves more and more elaborate, more and more convolutedly deadly. The urge to be a sadist isn't inherent in people who play Rollercoaster Tycoon - it's the game itself influencing them.

[@GamerponGill]

@@glarnboudin4462 Actual genius, someone write this.

[@ruthmcnally310]

Really, this can't be described as a Sonic horror story. More of a cultist mystery that has references to Sonic. Really, you could have had the cult worshipping the "I Hate You" Luigi, or a blood red Rayquaza, and it would still be the same story.

[@damianluna7700]

So True.

[@kenetickups6146]

The Cult of the Second Bannana

[@MissRandomNomad0o]

Make a wild ad-libs game where you replace all references to Sonic with blank lines and fill it in with random words.

[@edi2renzus]

I like to think that Derek wrote "SONIC.EXE 2" on the cover of his diary.

[@shawnfields2369]

That's just the name of his beloved Diary-Kun. Also, this diary loving douche has the same birthday as me, sadly.

[@nonUomoFoglia]

Why do i want to think that the diary is one of the books at the end of Sonic and the secret rings Or The black knight, and Derek is calling the book, diary?

[@wordoredlink]

What in the Hyper realistic world made Sonic.exe warrant a sequel?

[@AshleyTMDW]

Ok so here's the rundown of why he made an official sequel. He was pissed, saw that sonic.exe was moved to trollpasta. He made a really fucking hilarious rant calling the people who moved it to trollpasta and everyone who disliked the stories "furry haters". He then suggested that everyone who likes the story should complain and draw fanart, calling them the army of X. I like to think that he then sobered up, took a line of acid, looked at what he wrote and then made it into another sonic.exe story.

[@wordoredlink]

***** Sounds about right.

[@mk1k]

Not joking, literal furry rage made it happen.

[@The.Dabb3rt]

Hyper-realistic BLOOD. That's what.

[@randomnoobperson]

​@@AshleyTMDW okay ik this is an 8 year old comment but see, this is why most furries just don't deserve shit... (Coming from another person who is a furry)

[@madlymidnight25]

Sometimes I listen to this while doing chores. I'm honestly surprised my parents haven't questioned why I burst out laughing while doing said chores.

[@Waryfaerie]

Wait a minute. So there’s all these murders around a sonic game, then his sister is murdered too, and his first thought upon having a nightmare is “It must be SONIC” and not “I’m having nightmares due to trauma”

[@111pikachu]

GAME OVER RETURN OF TOM *Ganon laugh*

[@StriderOwO]

H a H a H a H a H a H u h

[@NurseValentineSG]

So, they were children when Sonic Heroes came out... which came out 2003. Which means that if this story takes place in 2011/2012, even if they were 10 when they were playing it, they would be 18-20 years old. Which for ace detectives is INCREDIBLY young. Must've basically solved the hardest case ever within their first year or something like that.

[@shawnfields2369]

So was I. And I'm 30. So if Sonic Heroes came out in 2003; the game would be 21 years old. Even then; both Sonic Adventure and Sonic Adventure 2 were better. And were better ported to the GameCube. But Heroes had a catchy theme; and isn't terrible; just over stays it's welcome; like this story; and just Tom; in general. And my comment.

[@NurseValentineSG]

@@shawnfields2369 Are you okay, my dude?

[@shawnfields2369]

@@NurseValentineSG Yeah.

[@NurseValentineSG]

@@shawnfields2369 good to hear that.

[@shawnfields2369]

@@NurseValentineSG Thanks.

[@autisticskeleton1041]

Timeline of the Sonic.exe cinematic universe September 15, 2011: Derek Green meets Diary, the love of his life. Sonic.exe 2 begins October 22 - November 11, 2011: The first 6 Sonic.exe murders occur December 24, 2011: Chelsea Green dies December 28: 2011 Shannon Goldman and the Cult of X are introduced January 2, 2012: Sonic.exe claims its 22nd victim January 3, 2012: Sonic.exe claims its 24th victim February 8, 2012: Sonic.exe claims its 28th victim. Cole is introduced April 22, 2012: Paul dies, becoming Victim 29 July, 2012: Events of Starfox 6664 c. July 28, 2012: Kyle mails Tom the disc for Sonic.exe, then dies, becoming Victim 30 August 10-11, 2012: Events of Sally.exe (non-canon) August 11, 2012: Events of Sonic.exe. Tom dies, becoming Victim 31 August 25, 2012: The "Seven Guardians" are introduced (and never mentioned again). Sonic.exe captures Cole. The Cult of X captures Derek September 13, 2012: Derek Green dies September 14, 2012: Cole emails Bob Richardson (Boss) an audio tape of Derek being killed September 15, 2012: Boss posts Derek's diary online c. August 2014: Events of S&K.exe (non-canon)

[@shawnfields2757]

So, some diary loving douche who has the same birthday as me, gets a diary for his birthday? I swear, I'm NOT Derek. I don't have a sister, I'm an only child. Damn it tom! Ruining everything, with your awful stories!

[@damianluna7700]

Autistic Skeleton, you keep doing what you do, because that Cinematic Universe timeline had me laughing the whole time, I love it! XD

[@ona512]

Where would Sally.exe slip in? I presume somewhere in December... Gee, so many victims in just December to jump from 6 to 22. I guess they took advantage of Christmas time, huh?

[@jigthh]

If only star fox 6664 was actually canonical to sonic.exe storyline. The whole thing was a troll in the first place.

[@autisticskeleton1041]

@@jigthh It was written by the same author as Sonic.exe and Sonic.exe 2 and it’s not any worse in terms of quality so it might as well be canon

[@Adamskaish]

Don't you hate it when your favorite character turns out to actually be a mad god in disguise? Just yesterday I was trying to watch some Gurren Lagann when a bloody Simon tried to sentence my soul to eternal torture. Luckily I was protected by Immunity Cat, and he prevented the supernatural from stealing my life away.

[@Dennisjay9]

Why do people think this shit is scary? Like I understand horror is very subjective but how do you not bust out laughing at some of this stupid bullshit?

[@jazenbrandon3194]

+Never Knows Best what does autism have to do with anything?

[@Strawberrymilkdrink]

its scary because its nearly an hour long

[@isaacargesmith8217]

+allan mallee He means the story itself.

[@isaacargesmith8217]

+DennisJ (The Last Methbender) Mostly very young teens, preteens, and kids are honestly afraid of this.

[@Strawberrymilkdrink]

+Isaac Argesmith the story gos on for too long to

[@SilastheMatchmaker]

This. Is what I've been waiting for. And it's bloody beautiful.

[@SilastheMatchmaker]

+Gdj Games Of course. That is after all, the best type of blood according to most of the CreepyPasta Authors whose works appear here.

[@ZyraTheJinx]

+Zekushion “The Cloaked Schemer” Zexion How many glitches did you go through?

[@petruciosxdrn5881]

Pun intended?

[@betohax]

This can't be official if Tom died. Tom was still alive for Starfox6664, ergo this story is non canon.

[@mewnani]

+beto hax Kyle was still alive when he handed the haunted Starfox ROM/cartridge/thingamajig to Tom but was likely dead in Sonic.exe, so I'm assuming SF6664 is a prequel to Sonic.exe. You would have figured he would have learned his lesson by now but nah.

[@yugimumoto1]

@@mewnani that's assuming these terrible stories even have a canon

[@BearfaxII]

This is from the Tom loses to X timeline, as opposed to the Child Tom timeline.

[@glitchyoftheintelpyros3262]

Wait so that Shannon lady said she wanted to have peace and quiet by getting rid of humanity, but in order to do so, it involves taking humans into an alternate world along with her, meaning she would still be stuck with humans. What??

[@angel7661]

Why would megaman x be a cult leader

[@tiacat11]

Fun fact, his clone, Copy X, actually _is_ a cult leader.

[@shawnfields2369]

@@tiacat11 Why?

[@IntegrityVA]

@@shawnfields2369 megaman zero plot

[@iananderson4754]

Actually it's Mr X. Definitely not doctor wily

[@shawnfields2369]

@@iananderson4754 Yeah, why would Dr. Wily be behind this? Not like he's been the bad guy for the past few Megaman games or something, right? Because if it's not Wily, it's Sigma! Those are the only 2 bad guys in the Megaman games, right? Even though X is a different version of Megaman; and the X games take place a LONG time after the original games, and Wily and Dr. Light are most likely dead, probably from old age. Unless they can somehow come back from the dead, and show up? And no, I don't mean when Dr. Light showed up as a hologram one time; and taught X the Hadouken, although that was awesome. But it could be similar. Sorry, never played the X series before.

[@cjszero01]

How on Earth did you survive reading through that and have the patience to make a video on it? Thank you for your effort Yuriofwind.

[@zayaannashrid1374]

+cjszero01 i just made this comment!

[@SapphireGamma]

That's nothing, Bad Creepypasta made a drinking game of it.

[@290coolkid]

CJ commenting on a Yuriofwind video? Underrated KZbinr Mania

[@lewbert7930]

Making a sequel to Sonic.exe is like making a sequel to Sonic Boom. Oh wait...

[@azukianko487]

Not wanted and extremely Not necessary ?

[@aroaraaxnest2553]

+samuel beauchemin Either way, both happened and no one is happy.

[@user-dl6ct8vc2r]

Cory In The House Is Best Anime.

[@lewbert7930]

+samuel beauchemin Exactly.

[@lewbert7930]

+akakaka sedds The author of Sonic.exe (JC-The-Hyena) also acknowledged the hate he was getting, rather than saying the story wasn't that good, he instead bitches, whines about it, strokes his massive ego, then he wrote a shitty sequel to Sonic.exe, and Sonic.exe 2 was born. The rant is here by the way, he deleted the original journal due to all the backlash he was getting. c0rps3.deviantart.com/art/A-rant-from-The-Author-of-Sonic-exe-508262184

[@BULLTRONHERO]

So I'm imagining X sending out his "plushie spy," and then waiting around in dumbfuck confusion for whatever information he was hoping to get, somehow overlooking the fact that it's an inanimate object and can't actually communicate. Then again, Cole was able to establish an internet connection between dimensions, and X's dimension has Skype... so maybe the plushie is one of those nanny-cam things with a video camera in it.

[@shawnfields2757]

Sadly, this moron who likes to introduce himself to diaries shares the same birthday as me. But I assure you, I am NOT stupid like Derek or Diary-Kun. I don't even have a sister. Fucking Tom!

[@Xaddgx]

Holy shit, Yuriofwind. I feel so bad for you before even watching this. I've heard the story before, but for you to edit together a 52 minute video of yourself reading it, actually reading it, and then most likely giving us a lot of wonderful sarcastic remarks... We love you too.

[@thischannelisdecommissioned]

This story would've been instantly redeemed if it had a happy ending where the narrator defeated Sonic.exe with the chaos emeralds. Maybe even with Live and Learn playing in the background.

[@shawnfields2369]

And had Super Shadow falling from space; having survived his deadly fall from space; but everyone thought he'd died for a while; but then he resolved to put the past behind him; and work for the same government that killed his best friend 50 years ago on a space ark; and an evil scientist blows up half of the moon; and everyone is sad because they all think someone died; when he really survived; but has amnesia; and lands in a crappy game; but one that had a great soundtrack (seriously; the opening theme to Shadow the Hedgehog "I Am"; and the true ending theme "Never Turn Back"; are the best and only good parts of that game);

[@awesomegnat2065]

I like that Yuri puts gameplay in from animal crossing and other games because the story mentions Sonic like twice through most of the story.

[@Oatlis]

The scariest thing from this is the Sonic 06 footage

[@HikaruStudiosA_113]

It's a good thing it didn't go to Sonic Boom territory!

[@toodank9368]

Lol nice

[@StriderOwO]

DRINKING GAME! Drink every time you have no idea what the fuck is going on (So, just chug for about 51 minutes straight)

[@FloofPuppy]

YEAAAAH!! CHUG!! CHUG!! CHUG!! CHUG!! CHUG!! CHUG!! CHUG!! CHUG!!

[@gummy6489]

CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG

[@tootietooter5984]

yes...

[@rakinetakemi9985]

Hey yuriofwind. Had to come back after a long while and relistened to these. I didn't realize how much I missed these and your sense of humor. Keep up the great work. Glad to be back! Side note your shadow of the colossus video is still one of my favorites. Also I loved the legend of dragoon gameplay. That's one of my all time favorite rpgs

[@AnvilPro100]

This is clearly someone's Law and Order fanfic that they realized was shit, so they decided to put in stuff from a more popular fanfic.

[@proloser6878]

>52 minutes of Yuri's kawaii voice I am very, very okay with this.

[@theSato]

+BraveBoner BreakerBatter so sugoi desu

[@pyrusvincent1029]

saem.

[@Greyspecies9999]

+BraveBoner BreakerBatter ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@DerpedCrusader]

+Pyrus Vincent Do you need the sleep?

[@zayaannashrid1374]

+BraveBoner BreakerBatter ..............OK! Yeah me too! His voice is AWESOME

[@creeperfacekao]

This is basically the plot to Persona 4.

[@ZyraTheJinx]

How dare you

[@dyldragon1]

Brb Killing myself

[@creeperfacekao]

Zyra The Jinx Except for the fact that Persona 4 did it right. ; )

[@slug2082]

Don't compare this piece of shit to one of the best video games created

[@dyldragon1]

I bet the author just got done watching the Persona 4 anime and immediately wrote this story.

[@thema1998]

"Sonic.exe/Round 2" was so boring that I kept having to pause to do other things. I wonder if "Sonic.exe 2" is more interesting. That's the original sequel to "Sonic.exe". "Sonic.exe 2" was initially posted on the Creepypasta Wiki on March 25, 2012 by JC-the-Hyena before becoming lost media for over 10 years. It has since been rediscovered and republished as "Sonic.exe 2 (2012 Version)" on the Trollpasta Wiki. I wouldn't be surprised if he made this to replace that mess since it clearly got deleted from the Creepypasta Wiki pretty quickly. What would I know? I'm not a detective. 😆

[@QuakeGamerROTMG]

Any day we get Bullshit Creeypasta Storytime is a good day

[@RemS500]

This story was actually painful to listen to.....Jeez I kept asking when it was finally going to be over.

[@Yuriofwind]

+RemS500 Me too....;-;

[@megafan1137]

+Yuriofwind I'm sorry, but if you don't be the hero that brings out the stupidness in these horrible excuses for "spoopy stories" (intentional typo is intentional), then who will. =(

[@ChoppyRaptor450]

+RemS500 I watched around 10 minutes and I have no idea what is happening, this will probably be the first Bullshit Creepypasta storytime I won't finish listening to, it's so bad O_O

[@youngwookkang9585]

+ChoppyRaptor450 are you kidding me ther story was amazing!

[@ChoppyRaptor450]

Youngwook Lutesse-Kang Yes I'm just kidding, I listen to this story every day before going to sleep now

[@takumidoutou4412]

Take a shot every time the word x or cult is used

[@Danielsbigfish]

alcohol sales would be through the roof, as well as liver failure count

[@lewbert7930]

I would but I don't want my liver to be destroyed.

[@Danielsbigfish]

+SonicFan007FTW // YTPs and More Don't forget blood :3

[@cristianbernal8009]

+bethany waters X isn't a word. It's a letter.

[@takumidoutou4412]

+Gamzee Makara shhhhhhhh dear ;3

[@TheEsmeia]

Ah, good ol' INSERTFANDOM.exe fics. Your creepypasta reading voice is so hilarious. I mean, I already couldn't take these stories seriously. But NOW? :'D

[@SwagzLife]

"It took so long to make because the story was so bad" Couldn't say it in a better way myself.

[@Lemonpots]

Somehow I missed this upload......this makes the night so much better..

[@E_X_I_T]

I’m officially getting through all your creepypastas. I’ve watched every other video of yours so 💁🏻 I’m enjoying it man x You’re always gonna be one of the best youtubers out in my opinion. Thanks for all the knowledge and facts you’ve provided about games over the years. I’ll never get sick of listening to you talk haha 🖤 (And I also realised how good your music taste is recently too!)

[@OuroborosChoked]

Someone should make a fan game about the Sonic.exe saga in the style of Persona 4. Just think of it! Social links with Tom and Kyle, entering the Sonic zone on rainy nights, trying to determine who X _really_ is... misspellings and all... It would be amazing... Also: just how fat was Chelsea if Detective Green had to get the guys from the station to *help him* move the body? Note that he's not saying retrieve the body... to _move_ it.

[@BRD-Senpai]

that last part O_o i have a feeling that not only is jc a furry, but he’s also a bbw lover

[@ImmaLittlePip]

>A funeral probably filled with cops >MC is a person of authority >Girl who is probably higher up of a cult responsible for the murders approaches him >MC walks away instead of making a scene seriously there are so many plot holes but that one makes me chuckle

[@SonicDashie759]

"I can't even count that high! It's incredible!"

[@danielleallen5395]

You would think perhaps when the police noticed a possible link between the murders and the game, they'd maybe send out a PSA that says something along the lines of "hey, this is still under investigation, but if you see this disc, probably don't play it." Bad police work.

[@Kaius.]

So I've been thinking... How the fuck is Tom "dead" and able to write a story in the first fuckin' person? It makes sense with Derek because of the whole diary thing sure, but Tom's shenanigans totally destroyed my suspension of disbelief (falsely implying I had any for dramatic effect.)

[@WonderGamer101]

SonicKusanagi181 If I had to guess, he wrote the story before going insane and killing himself.

[@Lucky-yc3vp]

So what I learned from this story is: 1. Derek was stupid. 2. Bob is stupid. 3. Tom is dead (Yay). 4. But so is Kyle (ahhhh). 5. X/Sonic.exe likes speeloing urrors (mispelled on porpoise). 6. No-one in this story knows what grammer is. I've also noticed some Oblivion parallels, they are: 1. X/Sonic.exe is Mehrunes Dagon. 2. The Cult of X is The Mythic Dawn. 3. And the discs are Oblivion Gates (kinda). Can't think of any other similarities, though.

[@MadMamluk88]

Luckythebrony2 Derek is Martin Septim, Bob is Chancellor Ocato, and the cops are an incredibly incompetent parody of the Legion/Blades. I guess that would make Tom & Kyle Uriel Septim's murdered heirs?

[@childishmemebino6462]

It's sad that I honestly cant tell the difference between what's actually in the story and Yuri's sarcastic remarks

[@shawnfields2757]

Yuri's sarcastic remarks make us laugh hilariously, while the awful dialogue in the story makes us laugh unintentionally.

[@imurstepladder]

Every time "X" is mentioned I can't help but think of the titular character from megaman X

[@captloki13]

I like how this story has barely any Sonic in it.

[@HappyMusicCoffeeGuy]

Yuri really loves us to slug through that story... I had to watch the whole thing to truly appreciate it and in the end... I ended up falling asleep to the lovely sound of Andrews voice x)

[@StupidMarioBros1Fan]

Never though I'd see an almost hour long BCS, this is a wonderful Early-Christmas Present. :D

[@atlascinematics]

I've been watching yuriofwind for more than 4 years and how does this guy not have more subscribers!?

[@ajkcool]

It's like Author binge watched CSI and wanted to write a mock script. He knew no one would read it, unless he related it to something popular. He spun a wheel and it landed on Sonic.exe.

[@TAbbottTheGreatGaming]

I detected quite a few Death Note vibes, myself

[@TVindustries5000]

so a shitty story about a demon possesed(?) game is turned to a crime drama thriller.

[@ThatAceGuy]

yes. still shitty though

[@BubblegumLefty]

I didn't even think you were gonna even continue this segment. You're awesome, dude. never forget that. :)

[@matthewtrujillo7228]

14:44 A friend of my family actually asked for a party instead of a funeral when she died a few years ago.

[@BRD-Senpai]

she must’ve been a _reeeeeeally_ shit person then… O_o

[@GhostSilk]

Y'know, that fifty-two minute timestamp is a little intimidating under a title with Sonic.exe 2 in it. *Gulp.*

[@gbrincks]

I have no idea about how can a sound be pixelated, but I guess that's just 'cuz the brilliance of the author's writing is too great for me to comprehend

[@derpro8125]

I read Sonic.exe 2 aloud once and it gave me a virus.

[@Strawberrymilkdrink]

HIV is a bitch right??

[@luckystardoomnjeraxivyurie5415]

+allan mallee so is Malware.

[@zixise]

+luckystardoom fan HIV is marginally worse than malware.

[@luckystardoomnjeraxivyurie5415]

Thomas De Brule that true but any viruses is bad

[@derpro8125]

Not only that, but I did it with 2 friends and they also got a virus after reading it aloud with me.

[@Ihartgames89]

If any sane person read that diary they would clearly think derek is an escaped mental patient with an obsession for sonic.

[@turbosilva16]

heh, recently wrote a sonic.exe "fan fiction" as a joke for class. Got a pretty good grade too :D

[@petruciosxdrn5881]

I wish I could read it...

[@stwbmc98]

I remember having to write a horror story for my English class. I decided to write a generic Smash Bros. creepypasta about Villager because I knew it wouldn’t take a lot of effort.

[@BULLTRONHERO]

Ugh... you’re part of the problem now

[@marytijerina8812]

You might wanna brace yourself, Yuriofwind. Because Sonic.exe actually got a reboot by the actual author.

[@maxsmusings339]

11:32 “I don’t know diarycun,” best line in the whole video 😂

[@pr0gf0x]

i think my favourite thing about this video is that every time i rewatch it i forget that yuriofwind straight up runs out of sonic games footage and uses stuff from other games here and there too

[@damianwayne-al-ghul]

22:34 *AND IIIIIIII HOLY SHIT WILLL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUU I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE DOING THIS TO ME GOD DAMNIT HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME*

[@MasterJunior93]

Why didn't Diary-kun rush to the rescue and save us from this Home For Infinite Losers?! ;~;

[@ken_ykza]

I like how he starts from sonic then goes to resident evil 4

[@kiraina25]

And adds in a dash of House of the Dead, there's no way calling the villain character "Goldman" wasn't intentional.

[@glitchyglitchy3925]

I cringed when I saw the 52 minute length, but it was probably one of your best readings yet. Hearing things like the Pokemon GSC Bicycle music in the background while talking about bullshit cults and soul sucking plushies made it even better. Much lulz were had. You da real MVP for this

[@nordern1]

This story is what happens when someone doesn't know what a file extension is.

[@mikutsukino6746]

It took this man half an hour into the story and almost a year to come to a conclusion. I can't with this story

[@Danielsbigfish]

Just want to say thanks a lot for taking the time to make this long ass video for us yuri! You always brighten up my days! ^_^

[@Yuriofwind]

+Daniel W. Glad to do so ^_^

[@moonlightaxolotl5249]

I love it. 52 minutes of Yuri's amazing voice, bad sonic story, and great gameplay.

[@vortez411]

I come back years later and can’t believe this is real.

[@spark154]

I love this story. My favorite part is the fact that they spend a fuck load of time describing EXE's seven underlings just to never picking them up again. I also like that the cult is pretty much the fellowship of Dead Space but without the mystery of the marker. Or the logic behind following a mysterious artifact instead following a Zalgofied cartoon character. Or the real treath behind the nechromorphs instead of just a bunch of self-concieted assholes shoving CDs into people's computers. Overall. This story is gold.

[@Hats502]

Sonic heroes came out at the literal end of 2003, a whole 8 years before this story takes place. If Derek remembers playing it as a kid even assuming they were 17 he would be 25 at the time of the story. That is assuming the oldest age he could be, that’s incredibly young for a detective

[@MissRandomNomad0o]

It explains his incompetence.

[@shawnfields2369]

​@@MissRandomNomad0oUnless him and his sister had somehow managed to travel through time or something? To play somewhat decent Sonic games?

[@pippo17173]

I applaud you for actually finishing this.

[@MataNui.]

Funny how many gaming creepypastas made the mistake of making the game dangerous to the player. Like no one realized that the player has zero reason to keep playing if the game is a threat to them? Even this one leaves me wondering why anyone would ever play it after it's been connected to 20 murders.

[@drbobman5522]

Don't know why I missed this until now, but great job reading these without having a stroke. This one sounds like Law and Order: Tom Edition.

[@Crruptedwoona]

Anytime I come back to watch this video I keep zoning out and when I do pay attention again I'm so very lost.

[@secundox4660]

Years later I'm still amazed that the guy who wrote this went out of his way to stretch 'they were in a coma' THAT hard to still make it a murder mystery

[@ZeroN1neZero]

“Party...isn’t a word that you put after funeral...” *FUCKING DECEASED*

[@dezgasting]

Taylor Sometimes Does Things BECAUSE WE ALL WANNA PARTY WHEN THE FUNERAL ENDS.

[@ZeroN1neZero]

TonyMeldscher Hell, the funeral is the party. Get a confetti cannon and a mariachi band. Who cares if you’re dead, the rest of us are getting wrecked.

[@Shibbypoo123]

" that women is crazy I'm gonna go home and talk to my diary about this " I love you yuri ahaha

[@sonic8005]

Honestly looking at this story, it's clear that Hyena was making it up as he went along. There's even a continuity error as the guys from the previous story are mentioned, even by the names that story gave us... even though one of those names was clearly NOT what the character really had, it was a faux name. A lot of elements are added without explanation and have no real relevance, the cult members get shocked when the disc is destroyed despite the fact that essentially all of them are supposed to have a copy.... am I the only one who thinks that it'd be a lot better if the discs worked as a kind of demonic contract? I mean the guy is warned in the first one to specifically NOT play the game and destroy the disc, lo and behold he does so.... thing is, if destroying the disc was that simple, why give to a friend to destroy it? Why not do it yourself and remove the risk of him playing it? You know he's going to play it because who the hell would send you something just so you could break it? Who gives a Sonic fan a free Sonic game they have never played and tell them to not play it? It's like giving a little kid a cookie and telling them to not eat it.

[@MMJoBro]

the fact that i started catching up on you and then you give me THIS within the same 24 hours is astounding news. YURI YOU SICK GOD.

[@SSJRandomMaster]

'Tis the season to stay up super late listening to someone sarcastically read what is probably the shittiest video game creepypasta of all time.

[@BoyWithTheCoolName]

I clicked on this video, misreading the length and thought it was only 5 minutes long. A good 48 minutes later I thought to myself "Man, this is a long 5 minutes" and checked the time bar to be pleasantly surprised. Great shit, Yuri.

[@onesonicguy]

I had the biggest grin on my face when I saw this in my sub list.

[@RBDragonite]

*Sees in new videos* Me- THERE'S A SEQUEL!?

[@RBDragonite]

Also,this episode is like a giant "Name That Game" quiz,but in a good way ^-^.

[@Greyspecies9999]

+Rainbow Dragonite Yes. WORSE.

[@RenaRoseheart]

why would anyone write a sequel?!

[@RenaRoseheart]

Seriously though, I've heard this story but I'm gonna sit through this for your commentary! :D

[@InsomniacFlaaffy]

+Tyler Kolb (Vandal) Because JCtheHyena (the author of both Sanic stories) needs more ass pats and praise to jack off too. The little shit claims his 'works' are masterpieces

[@RenaRoseheart]

+InsomniacFlaaffy so glad I already have no faith in humanity. otherwise I'd be upset right now.

[@lewbert7930]

+redstonenexus Don't forget trying to get a shitty story more attention, popularity and insane rabid fans to eat it right up.

[@Anti-HyperLink]

+InsomniacFlaaffy Wait, so this really is an official sequel? And the guy isn't just trolling?

[@billroamer8721]

When I seee [some fandom].exe, I don't imagine a creepypasta, but a crossover between MegaMan Battle Network and [some fandom]. Something like the characters of [some fandom] living in an all internet world, some or all of them NetNavis. Some events from [some fandom] being turned into netwirk crises.

[@milkshakesuperbowl]

I'm awake at 12:57AM watching a horrible "creepy pasta" 8 minutes after it was uploaded. Yep.

[@spartan117i2008]

I'm awake at 2am watching this lmao