Z-DATING! (DayZ Standalone)

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The DayZ standalone is here! I plan on bringing you guys the best, funniest, craziest gameplay you can find on the internet. Hope you enjoy our journey of this amazing game. It's only going to get better. Now let's go kill some bandits.
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[@driskoll2658]

"You killed our pimp!" I almost lost it when I heard that line.

[@Schneids1001]

The ending was honestly the best part, I was dying laughing! Haha!

[@TheMagnificentSarah]

XD the guy mourning Goldy. Straight from a movie. "GOOLLLDDDYYY" Haha "you killed our pimp".

[@nayzmaster12]

"Noooo GODLY!" "You killed our pimp nooo..."

[@TimmiiGamingChannel]

man the fresh prince of bel air that was a classic show RIP uncle Phil

[@traviskopplinger3515]

and shredder

[@1Hades0.0]

This was Goldies best Vid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@mtcdrummer45]

you obviously havent seen kidnapping little boys, but this is definatly in the top 5 or 10

[@Ordi11]

Lol. Obviously you guys haven't seen his Project X video. I say that was the best and Reverend Vern. :D

[@1Hades0.0]

BoNaFiDe41 Leave links of your Fav Vid!!!

[@mtcdrummer45]

ive seen alot of his videos not all, but ive been watching since him and pauseunpause and him stream dayz mod before he had 100k subs i belive, some wear around there, anyway i watch like every vid he posts now...

[@1Hades0.0]

mtcdrummer45 agree fully and me to

[@justinlj8350]

That end " goldy ill wait for you "

[@AnndenMark]

This video had it all... action, comedy, horror, romance and tragedy. I was entertained. Two thumbs up... LoLs.

[@germanlad8850]

LMFAO when they starting talking about experimenting I died I'm done

[@THEKILLERSKIVER]

and im NOT KILL TRIPPY you guys were goin crazy sayin im him i got that type of money shiiiiiiiit

[@deadpancherry8658]

Oh hai there Caleb

[@hrzn99]

"You killed our pimp, you'll die for this!" -Thumb

[@Shahrizard]

I normally don't watch the DAYZ gameplays with a lot of intent, but that first line had me hooked. I should start paying more attention to these.

[@ProfessorFatMan]

Oh man this video was the best DayZ video you produced goldy. The ending though was hilarious. "You killed our pimp!" lmao. Thumbs up!

[@kienhang234]

Haha you can tell Goldy is speaking like Chief

[@MrBubbaSkeeter]

He is trying to at least.

[@XxBeastFreak98]

this is why dayz is fun

[@gamejew123]

i only have that last encounter and its getting shot with nothing because i can never find anything except pants

[@ismailceylan4282]

"U killed our pimp ull die for dis" priceless XD lmao

[@Nobleleader600]

#FindPeppermint

[@DaLeadBull]

"You killed our pimp, you'll die for this". lol and "Goldy, wait for me" had me cracking up!

[@XxRfruitfreexX]

This was the best part of the stream, twas a great note to end it on.

[@derp7327]

What your profile pic from.

[@XxRfruitfreexX]

clinton weeks It's just pop art.

[@iamjwu]

I love the other players talking in the background when Goldy died

[@LimeGreentTortle]

Goldy: Hey, Hi. 0.5 seconds later I died

[@THEKILLERSKIVER]

goldy love the video and i loved that last night im caleb

[@that_imi_guy]

Lol so you knew who he was al along?

[@that_imi_guy]

ItsSkiverBaby Oh, sorry.

[@dereksylvester7041]

You were a great character, I was I could join the fun, but you've only got 2 thumbs. :P

[@THEKILLERSKIVER]

haha

[@johnboyd9662]

ItsSkiverBaby Dude you are awesome!

[@BlizzDG]

When you died I was laughing so hard. It was just the black screen you hear all of them screaming with the occasional gunshot.

[@xXohlookitschrisXx]

The most genuine three guys on dayz

[@MrPixelMonster]

Best DayZ vid I've ever seen!

[@Plecz]

This was honestly the best stream I've watched so far on Twitch. My stomach is sore from constant laughing ha.

[@TompanTV]

This was one of the funniest vids i have eer seen, gj Goldy on uploading this kind of content.

[@earthhal0king]

the guy yelling goldy in the background when he died was PRICELESS XD laughed so hard

[@Lowtin]

I really think this was your best Day-Z video so far! That cry laughter at the end made it even better :)

[@DVTLXX]

I wish there was a part two

[@jordanaguilar2761]

R.I.P. Caleb, George , and peppermint

[@DepressedCowboysFan_]

I was dying when goldys like "oh hey guys look, hi" (gets shot) everyone goes crazy

[@DaLeadBull]

The ending. lol Goldy was dying, he really made a connection with those guys. lmao

[@thebroodleaderREBORN]

Caleb's reaction to Goldy getting shot was epic lol.

[@soaptub4954]

"You killed our pimp!" I just busted out laughing XD

[@Inferno31415]

That one guy just shot you on site. That was mean. I love how I heard one guy say, "You killed our pimp."

[@ericadriano7823]

12:45 to 12:56 got me laughing hard

[@TheBonners18]

The funniest DayZ video I have ever seen, hands down.

[@JhonConners]

Killtrippy is subscribehappy

[@kaitlin4u]

Hahahhahahahah "Goldy I only have two, I only have two" I died at that part

[@Dilweed186]

Oh my god haha That ending part where the dude said kill meeeeee had me rollin

[@DronkGaming]

Killtrippy subscribed like 13 times

[@laurelwest8915]

Tears are STREAMING (no pun intended) down my face from laughing so hard!!

[@nootmoosie]

That ending made me laugh so hard

[@mellamop00gy]

6:42 "Goldy. She says her name is Goldy." - Sin City

[@soccersnw]

DayZ has some of the most interesting funny people i swear.

[@Shadow_SDJ]

this was the strangest vid goldy has ever made lmfao MORE DAY Z GOLDY!!!!!

[@YourGingerDaddy]

Hey man I'm Caleb's older brother, thanks for being such a cool dude to him. You one of his favorite KZbinrs. PS I subscribed.

[@josiahsidle7691]

You make videos?

[@YourGingerDaddy]

yeah, i do omegle trolling, the kind of thing MTD does

[@josiahsidle7691]

Ahhh good i will head over there right now thx for the info.

[@ronan7036]

"You killed our pimp!" I died laughing!

[@RacoonCH]

What about GAY Z?

[@Foxrider67Dawson]

Sounds like an amazing porn

[@Mr10baseball]

Friend zoning George! haha

[@aidxcarti8729]

the last two minutes made me laugh like i've never laughed before, i swear!!!!!

[@GodlyKillaa]

The Gun Shots at the end My God Lmao

[@mark2000tk]

At the end of the stream goldy added caleb to his steam and told him at he would play with him in the future

[@Foxrider67Dawson]

That laugh/cry was awesome lol

[@kryQQ]

"Wrong Motherhood Neighborfucker" xD

[@TrustMeIRAGE]

best way to start a video "come here little boy I want your pants" (Glove,Gold)

[@jaytyme9324]

these are always so hilarious lol

[@bluecloak_7773]

Never, in all of my life have I laughed so hard. I rolled of my bed! XD

[@haydenbowick5254]

They said you killed our pimp haha

[@510ology6]

NO GOLDY WAIT FOR ME LOL!!! haha

[@tristanmccoy4048]

8:53 ''Wrong hoodneighbor motha fucka!'' Thats what Goldy said lol

[@JasonBourne535]

This video made me buy Dayz back then. Now i regret but this video is still awesome! :)

[@downrighttt]

+JasonBourne535 I'll take it off your hands

[@jessicakarlsson9175]

anyone watching in 2016?

[@kevprograms]

+Jessica Karlsson your face looks creepy as hell.

[@SkyFallSoldier]

Our pimp!

[@bmcc1231]

"You smell like old grandma farts, idiot." *Sassy Tone*

[@DrakeSteel23]

and on that day, the most manly of tears were shed for fallen comrades

[@ProfessorFatMan]

A moment of silence for a manly comrade.

[@UnclePedro0820]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha Goldy's Face turned red!!!!!!

[@ArtOfLuuv]

Fresh Prince

[@N3CROFLAME]

You turned so red in this your forehead started shining. O_O

[@NubbyCraft]

I'm crying too, Goldy XD that was hilarious

[@Mattwell67]

Hahahaha, that shit was too funny. Died laughing at the end!.

[@tylerferguson1522]

Everybody playing with you was hilarious!

[@marcom5500]

This is the reason I want DayZ :D these kind if things are just the funniest :) Please upload more of this stuff ;)

[@zebralion1249]

*everyone screaming* "YOU KILLED HIM!!!"

[@joshramirez776]

THAT SOUNDS LIKE MR MOON

[@Alexm2255]

Day Z has to be my fav thing to watch on this channel lol

[@alexgoducks1]

Great video brennon loved it I can't stop laughing now

[@SuperDerpBrosGaming]

THIS WAS AMAZING

[@XximgonnawinxX]

I'm fucking crying holy shit. Funny from start to finish. xD

[@TheJackalfilms1]

This is the exact part where I fell asleep while watching because I was tired.

[@Dede2472000]

this was hilarious im still dying of laughter 😂😂

[@xPaTriOTs55]

4:15 Hit that nae nae!!

[@ChuxFlux]

Such a sad ending... They trusted each other with their lives, but in the end, that's what they lost. Those three gunshots in the background were sad. R.I.P. XD

[@hurricances47]

I love how he goes "Take'm Take the pants!!!" haha.

[@totalblackout5538]

11:20 "Have you ever stimulated your prostate?" FUCKING REALLY MAN? HAHAHAH Omg I am crying that is so inappropriate

[@hunterlucas1581]

When he died I lost it. 😂😂

[@misteragi]

I was dying when you were fighting that zombie!!

[@FullDominationNET]

The way he said "How bout my fist"

[@danblackett3602]

Haha the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air is awesome!

[@davidw7135]

That ending lmfao

[@siesaugeneieridontwantalas9200]

XD that was the best ending ever!

[@mattmoots7949]

The last 2 minutes of this video made me die! Lmao

[@ThatPlusCookies]

"Yeah, i have 2 thumbs!" haha

[@alekrolle7063]

The audio with no visual at the end was hilarious!

[@dominicsorrentino5436]

that was awesome, they had no clue who you were. LOL. Very good video!

[@chrishairjourney]

lol i got worked up cuz it was just like: GOLDY NOOOOOO OUR PIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

[@TheMatter1234]

Best part is right after goldy dies. Hahahaha

[@ImTylerJo]

One of the greatest I'll ever see. Watched it twice

[@TheMythicTaco]

"They killed our pimp!" XD