Zach Galifianakis Monologue - Saturday Night Live

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Host Zach Galifianakis tells jokes and shares some of favorite characters. Aired 03/12/11
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[@porcelainpanelpro]

The Hoobastank bit makes a perfect ending to an absolutely off the wall monologue. Been loving his stuff since 2004. Great genius.

[@Noneofthateverhappened]

Still to this day, it's one masterpiece.

[@Elzilcho87]

He even went the extra mile and wore the pink panties and frilly socks. For this he's earned my respect.

[@annebennett4101]

He fully deserves your respect, no doubt, but that's not the extra mile, when you're Annie that's the uniform.

[@dolokpurba]

He always has the best opening monologue. Zach & Melissa McCarthy are the best SNL hosts.

[@Simon-cc9ob]

but what about norm

[@nickturmes1715]

I think you spelled Tom Hanks and Steve Martin incorrectly.

[@valtia]

I’m so

[@RH-ib7bg]

I literally was getting ready to leave a comment exactly what you said and there it was already done for me.

[@r3hcook]

I feel EXACTLY the same way!! They are both wonderful comics that give it their all!

[@RG-dj6yv]

Zach... you are my favorite comedian of all times. Pure Genius! Thanks for the laughs. Please don't ever stop bringing the absurdity. You are therapy! You definitely brought the sun out with this performance. Cheers!

[@callanrose6127]

Best monologue ever.

[@BobJoeman]

That grandma joke is the epitome of comedic restraint.

[@snowdjagha]

Oh man... He had to write that monologue! It screams Zach's style.

[@jondunmore4268]

Yes, and you can see his professionalism as a standup in that he never put it on cue cards. He did it old school.

[@auto1640]

That “ASK” joke was hilarious

[@Womenmatter2009]

I love how he flashes his knickers.

[@crunchTwist]

He didn't only flash the knickers, the audience was made up of all different races....

[@heatherwhiting9273]

I love how very few people get the joke about what is grandmother’s last words were 😆

[@2Als1pod]

Everyone got it, Sparky

[@k4pn5l4pnh035]

I swear this man is the funniest guy on this f****** planet

[@dudeitssog6148]

Ever since seeing this when it aired I have never forgotten it. There will never be another kind of monologue like this

[@sushmitadey9779]

I was very sad today but u made me smile Zach. Ur special n I like u a lot. Keep doing what you do.

[@brianc939]

Zack is pure talent. A great guy also. I just love this guy

[@missundies]

If it wasn't for Zack I would've forgotten about hoobastank.

[@ellobo7627]

What a bad name for a band 😂

[@dansocha401]

The Queens cargo shorts guy is really good.

[@someonesomewhere6633]

I'm so proud of him! Love and admiration from Greece!

[@hew195050]

tikanis

[@richardpizzario3627]

Can we appreciate that his back is a perfectly straight line.

[@wordmeaningsforyou]

he is what i go to when the world hurts me.

[@liljan8539]

ritu bhatt same

[@punkbastid973]

I can't remember laughing so hard during a SNL monologue.

[@sammyeagleson5352]

"Stop stealing my tomatoes!" his face 😁😁😁😆😆😆

[@davinanderson2003]

Pure comedic genius

[@morgaffi]

What the hell did I just watch? Whatever it was, I watched it 4 times and laughed harder every time. No matter where you pause it during the Annie bit his face is twistedly hilarious!

[@4ctmam]

"Norh Ikea" It feels like the audience didn't even notice that one.

[@Saptadin]

North Korea

[@gigglyme2001]

I’ve watched this video so many times over the past few years but those pink undies get me every time! 🤣

[@BFKAnthony817]

He had to touch those legs lol.

[@armando_alves]

Won't be long until he's accused of sexual harassment for doing that. It's 2018 afterall...

[@chloerines]

staged n planned? no?

[@atem4652]

It's his wife

[@chloerines]

Yami Yugi that explains why

[@suedereale8885]

yes and then smell the hand afterwards when he got on stage!

[@hechanova07]

The lipsyncing part was pure genius.

[@stexdo]

one of my favorite monologues!!

[@phil-ys3cf]

5:28 when i first watched this it made me cry so hard, lol. i don't even know, i don't cry easily but this made me so emotional even though this is just a comedy bit

[@winesap2]

Definitely one of the funniest and best monologues I've ever seen on SNL.

[@dv9096]

As much as I like Zach and admire his comedy, I also feel bad for him. Because, I don't think people would ever take him seriously even in the times, he is legit serious about stuf!

[@bill-fk7tl]

At least he’s creative enough to do his own monologue Now the cast has to help them get through it

[@nickj116]

This is amazing.

[@andrewwoody9375]

What the fuck. Why isn't this so much more appreciated? Brilliant is so understated.

[@dee_deer]

this is the best lip sync i've ever watched

[@Shadow1995me]

I love that he is actually quietly singing along in some parts though, so cute!

[@Abc-wp6mp]

I love this man unconditionally :D

[@AnthonyGrantPressRelease]

I need some assurance that he didn't swallow the confetti.

[@quackman]

or breathe it in

[@bertkylian]

I love you Zack. Honestly.

[@Damian_702]

Ahh so that's why it cuts off halfway through his monologue on hulu lol The Annie song must've not got cleared for streaming 😆

[@elizaanderson3302]

hotcakes ≠ coldveggies

[@Andrew-fv4sj]

What a fucking genius

[@Tresfres]

he is f ing adorable

[@epvtrinidad]

that guy behind on the left has always looked like busta rhymes to me

[@draggindrugin]

FINALLY! someone. not just me. cos its been bothering me for so long

[@FlashMeterRed]

1:00 missed the end of lee mack's punchline

[@davidcurtis7547]

Ask body spray , don't axe

[@orawal]

BRILLIANT OPENING! Awesomeness

[@papertoyss]

Great sense of humour! ...and a beautiful singing voice ; )

[@sundayodunuga2022]

Zach is so funny🤣🤣🤣

[@i.b.818]

Best thing I've ever seen.

[@david4134]

funniest guy

[@AddeBieber]

the dad shoes are just amazing

[@gregoryambres1897]

Zach is my paterfamilias. I adore my Greek man.

[@pixiejenkins]

He’s so adorable…..

[@alihosseinsarvari9246]

i am love Zach,he is very beautiful man.

[@xradical89x]

lol this hilarious

[@ramdandoel]

LOL!!! This one is pretty good!!

[@hannahporter3272]

still one of the best

[@earthwatcher2012]

Love him

[@nkmarks]

Γεια σου ρε Ζαχαρία, είσαι φοβερός κωμικός! Greetings from Greece .......

[@uba2]

shades of Andy Kaufman at the end

[@rockuma25]

ザック大好き！面白いし！lol

[@mikno78]

Top 3 !!!

[@nicolegeorge3704]

What are those cargo shorts? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@padfoot6615]

Asked body spray 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@soards6]

would anyone be kind enough to explain to me what the axe body spray joke was about...cuz i have no clue...thanks

[@YRWB98]

Black people normally say axe instead of ask so he's saying it's the opposite way around when they say axe.

[@armkidmustang]

The moment he revealed the legalized marijuana thing when this premiered I was in high school and I clapped along and my mom looks at me, Zach Galifianakis busted me that night

[@joshuapeterson3461]

I wore a red dress once, I was the classiest prettiest gurl at the party lol

[@davidcurtis7547]

Zack was a great clown on Baskets , louie was great as his Mom . Fearless comedians

[@sheydoll]

The best!!

[@hew195050]

Zack and Bill Burr are the only comedians who make me laugh out loud.

[@shenenehhudson289]

Lol I LOVE SNL IT ALWAYS MAKES MY SATURDAY NIGHTS

[@suzanchristiaanse8972]

The glitter at the end 🎉

[@orisj1]

Laughing Out Loud. Literally.

[@gabb05]

touches legs... and than creepily smells his hand after :o

[@arbasali3476]

WHY SO UNDERRATED FFS

[@ENigma-um8zw]

“Whudda those cahgo showts?”

[@donfunk6613]

I had to give him a thumbs up, 👍

[@robbiecarlisle2789]

Funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[@cesarisam]

I honestly didn't understand the Axe joke, i'm not from USA,maybe for that reason.

[@orawal]

black people are stereotyped to pronounce Ask as Aks (Axe)

[@J_Cinematics]

I didn't get that joke either until I listened to a Kendrick Lamar album, I understand now.

[@Yorubulut]

Blacks says aks instead of ask.

[@ANDYWOUNDSABRXS]

some white australians do too, usually 'bogans' or 'surfer bro' types, like my brother and his friends.

[@jasongoodacre]

I got the joke too. I'm in Australia and hate it when uneducated people say axe instead of ask.

[@nebulousisgod]

Genius.

[@ImranKhan-vl1di]

He said Hoobostank in a mocking manner. F this I LOVE HOOBASTANK!

[@dspaik]

i love zach ;D

[@stephaniecollins6052]

I came here looking for the axe joke

[@jijovj89]

Salute. A legend after rowan :)

[@soraksr5574]

Zack should have been in the five time club already

[@Sunprism]

"Hoobastank is here! No? Not again?"

[@THEoriginalJOKES]

Hi Saturday Night Live. Can you please make Andy Samburg's digital short playlist available to the United States of America? I have tried on multiple computers and it tells me that they aren't available in my country. All of these computers are not only registered to America, but are also being used IN America. Please and thank you!!

[@magnajota4341]

VPN is your friend

[@putrikaysee1744]

Gold

[@ElenaMaryL]

I don't get the ask/axe joke!Can someone explain please?

[@yuezhao9064]

black people say ask 'axe', so when they say axe body spray, it should be ask

[@nkmarks]

@@yuezhao9064 Still don't exactly get it, got confused ... :-)

[@gardenlover9663]

I have to admit; I was a teacher, and it drove me crazy when students pronounced "ask" as "axe". But there was no way I was going to correct anyone. First, it would have been disrespectful. Second, if I did, I would have to say, "Just say ass, and add a k-sound at the end." You cannot say that to fourth-graders.

[@Saptadin]

Gblk wkwk, makanya banyak kosakata

[@perkyporkpie]

That was brilliant

[@Humanhead86]

well that happened...

[@WBSlashH]

He got so much glitter in his mouth

[@nicefella1640]

I love this guy, is this a bad time to mention my testicle sweat, its firkin dripping down there.

[@anielaorozco5449]

best monologe!

[@elsheezy_k]

I am pretty sure that this was the best opening snl soundtrack ever

[@ShaneShane813]

That was Iyight !

[@98nfp]

*watchin*

[@NickMademlis49]

can someone explain the joke at 2:08 please?

[@aetheriality]

+Nick Mademlis youre not racist

[@NickMademlis49]

aetheriality i'm dying want to understand the joke

[@StatusQuonald]

+Nick Mademlis The Axe joke? Try being a little more racist.

[@NickMademlis49]

nickger1111 I have no idea why they would pronounce it like that but thanks

[@aetheriality]

Nick Mademlis some african americans are lowly educated

[@hawtmess66]

10 years ago i watched this. His humor stands the same. Dont see much of him anymore**sad**