Zach Snyder's Justice League (Extended) - Caravan Of Garbage

[@KingPrintmaker]

Fun fact: this weekly planets extended cut cost an additional $70 million, on top of the 25 dollars spent on the original cut.

[@lordpelagius5078]

And the guy who shouts rodney was revealed to be martian manhunter

[@blipmachine]

I like watching the extended cut to hear all the jokes Ben deemed not worthy of the main channel.

[@andrewshandle]

The one thing you didn't touch on is how the plot makes zero sense with Darkseid being the original attacker of earth. Zero. In 2017 version, SW attacks and loses, he's then exiled and only when the motherbox calls him back does he return and he sees this as a way to get back in DS's good books. This makes sense.m, it's not the best plot, but at least logically works. In the Snyder Cut Darkseid attacks earth, finds the Anti-Life Equation (the one thing he wants more than anything in the universe), loses the motherboxes when he easily gets defeated, and just leaves for 2,000+ years? The fact that people in good faith argue that he "forgot" where earth was after his defeat shows how bad this change was for the plot. First off, it makes Darkseid look like a chump and secondly, it makes the story way worse.

[@HeroicRecaps]

Darkseid got so fked up he was literally amnesiaed - not hard to believe at all

[@andrewshandle]

@@HeroicRecaps he got punched so hard everyone who was with him, including all those ship computers, forgot where he left the three mother boxes and the Anti-Life Equation. That's a hell of a punch!

[@HeroicRecaps]

@@andrewshandle Darkseid got axed down through his neck and shoulder almost decapitating him - he literally fought the old gods and lost bro - that probably takes decades in space hospital to recover and be able to even walk again. Did you even watch the movie? It sounds like you didn’t.

[@andrewshandle]

@@HeroicRecaps The Snyder fans come out of the wood work to justiy crap! If Darkseid is the biggest bad in the Universe, why would he not keep tabs on the planet where he not only left his three Mother Boxes, but also has the Anti-Life Equation? He's known for 2000 years that the _only_ planet that matters is earth. He could have come back 150 years ago and easily conquered it....but instead he did nothing? Why? Well, it's becausee Snyder decided to put Darkseid in those scenes because he thought it'd be cool and forget that it totally destroys thee plot of the move. None of it makes any sense, and defending it just makes you look like an irrational fanboy. This is the originall "Kang beaten by ants" problem. Darkseid _easily_ get beaten then is so scared he never comes back, how are we supposed to believe he's a serious threat?

[@matttriano]

@@HeroicRecapsYou're not thinking about this clearly

[@Capt.AveRage]

"The giant disrespectful wheel of historical sadness" Quote of the day! Had me rolling XD

[@BobbyRoberts-v9x]

That killed me 😂

[@BaronVonHardcharger]

I was secretly hoping this Extended Cut of the CoG would have an extra couple hours of completely unnecessary footage....

[@Gabelebabele]

Legendary comment.⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

[@DonJuanDecepticon]

Final thoughts on the DC universe :The DC universe is like when you get all the ingredients to make a cake and watch a professional make the cake with the same ingredients and then you try it and it just looks like shit. Everything was there for something good ,but it just not executed well.

[@null6634]

Nailed It!

[@softballhumanoid]

The thunder rolling in the background when Maso talked about needing extra red trunk power in his groin region is going to echo in my brain forever.

[@Kelticfury]

I was going to rewatch this, but I saw Rebel Moon and now I want to wait for the completely necessary and totally not ridiculous waste of everybody's time pre-planned Rebel Moon Director's Cut! The Snyderverse is GROWING!! WOOOOOOO!

[@williamkrause5585]

Imagine if they did a full movie commentary for this one.

[@munohlow]

Please check out the Doom Patrol series, it recently wrapped up its final season and it’s pretty coooool

[@null6634]

I like Doom Patrol. It has a lot of interesting ideas, great characters, humor. It's really off the wall at times in ways I can appreciate. On the other hand, it also seems like every character has borderline personality disorder and they do nothing but have the most stupid, childish, irrational, pointless arguments. I'm at the last half of the last season and I'm not sure I'm going to finish it. Edit: I shouldn't abbreviate Doom Patrol to DP in the first sentence.

[@macuna1995]

I hope someday we'll get a Super Friends CoG.

[@BobbyRoberts-v9x]

Hell yeah 💯

[@EmperorJ123]

Good stuff lads

[@Maxjhodgson]

Wow, not even that long. Not impressed boys

[@davidblank420]

I love the part where Green arrow shows up and shoots his Green arrow and says hey I'm the Green Arrow.

[@porkins-84]

I didn't

[@henrytoloza8623]

Cant believe they experienced this big fart twice

[@randynguyen9778]

James Gunn DCU will not last and DCEU will return.

[@Alkeeros]

Why? What good was there in the DCEU? Wonder Woman's theme kicks ass. But Wonder Woman 2 sucked. Flash was kinda funny but his movie sucked. Aquaman (the character) was kinda funny in Justice League but Aquaman 2 sucked. Shazam (the movie) was kinda cute. Kinda funny, but Shazam 2 sucked. Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice was awful garbage. Superman sucked in every movie he was in. DCEU, as a whole, was barely a step up from Ryan Reynold's Green Lantern.

[@randynguyen9778]

@@Alkeeros The characters the tone and the overall feeling of hope and love for DC at that time then they got rid of Snyderverse and ruined it all.

[@Yuka54318]

@@randynguyen9778 James Gunn's DCU probably won't last long, but the DCEU won't ever return. The age of superhero films in general is coming to an end, even the MCU is faltering now. People are just tired of them.

[@randynguyen9778]

@@Yuka54318 More like people are tired of how Superhero films have become.

[@Yuka54318]

@@randynguyen9778 They've not "become" anything, and that's the issue. They're all pretty much the same film when it comes down to it. The same themes and clichés repeated over and over for decades now. The film industry needs something new and fresh.

[@nathansossai]

So this is the Mason Cut?

[@michaelshea9154]

We want the Pirates of the Caribbean movies please

[@ChrisSmith-tu9bu]

Its so odd because this version IS GOOD...and Id say an edited version would be GREAT/FANTASTIC...but instead of just editing some of the more meandering moments and trimming the movie dowm to like a couple hours they decided to let Joss Weadon make a MUCH WORSE movie...so were left with a movie that still needs editing...and its just so odd..most movies are too long and the studios hire a regular editor and they just shorten it and delete unnecessary scenes to create a good pace...thats all Snyder needed...I bet 300 was five hours before it got edited down too but they didn't hire someone to rewrite the whole thing

[@illCMAC]

I think it is odd they thought it was better than Josstice League.

[@TheLobster99]

That’s cause it is

[@AustinViolence]

Is it Zack or Zach? Get it together Mr. Sunday.

[@jaydatonceler8560]

I honestly think it was great for what it was. In my opinion we could of got nothing. Try and really appreciate the things you get because we can get nothing. This is a world of ungratefulness and it's sad.

[@MitchJT]

Capitalism’s greatest defender. “We should all really be appreciative of the 53rd new flavour of Mountain Dew, guys. It’s not just a money grab, honestly!”

[@HeroicRecaps]

#RestoreTheSnyderverse

[@Alkeeros]

Or we could hope for good superhero movies instead. Snyder got his shot and we got some middling to bad movies

[@lordpelagius5078]

Restore it to the bin

[@mcribprime6594]

They WBD have lost 55% of the company value in 18 months. 30% of that since Gunn game in a burned it to the ground. Their stock price is down this week by 10% and they are 60+% chance of bankruptcy. Listen I hope you and others enjoy Gunns vision but I’m done. I loved MOS, BVS UE and ZSJL and if he ever gets to conclude his story on Netflix I will be there with bells on. But I won’t give WBD or Gunn a penny towards the DC box office. Truly hope others enjoy it!

[@Darragh7]

Lol

[@JJJBunney001]

If you really think James gunn has had that big if an impact with a total of 0 monies under his creative control so far, you're a bit naive bud. The suits wanted their version of the avengers without putting in the leg work and being 5 years late to the party. None of the monies were that good

[@andrewshandle]

Found him!! That didn't take long.

[@mcribprime6594]

@@JJJBunney001 His impact has been very clear, in burn everything to the ground, keep his own projects, his mates and family and his own actors and fire the rest. You can say what you want that’s your right but Gunn has had a massive impact on DC box office this year. When you come in a say nothing matters; why in gods name would people pay to go to see it. They should have waited and then announced the end after movie slate was done. WBD are in serious financial difficulties at the moment and this years box office has lost them insane money. Barbie was good and had a good box office but Mattel own 50% of That IP so get 50% of the profit. I have been trashed and slammed for liking what we got with MOS, BVS Ultimate Edition only (theatrical was not good) and the Synder cut. I’m never going to attack anyone for liking something I don’t, I generally hope like I say you and others enjoy Gunns vision. 👍👍

[@chrishester9990]

😂