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@_ruddegar Жыл бұрын
0:23 0:23 0:26 0:48 0:48 0:52 0:52 1:44
@TheOregonducksbaby15 жыл бұрын
“Norton is shaped like any container you put him” in is all time line lol
@OrphansCorpse5 жыл бұрын
Fix it vos
@josephiles57934 жыл бұрын
@@OrphansCorpse Didnt get it. Took a minute. Realized. Then laughed. Good job.
@shaunaballard23114 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad I wasn’t drinking when Patrice said that bc I would’ve choked laughing 😆
@hangtime9114 жыл бұрын
"At least I'm fully fat and not half fat and half skinny." Patrice is the best.
@jagatheeldest57863 жыл бұрын
It really is. There's no comeback for that...
@michaeluralowich35806 жыл бұрын
Miss all these guys being together some of the best times.
@mreasterntownshiptootheeas12474 жыл бұрын
This is what I wish radio was , pure jokes , man Patrice was a force , hard to believe he is gone .... but never forgotten
@Simon-IFF3 жыл бұрын
This was the golden era of OnA. I loved it then, and I really love it now
@oneskinnyhonky3 жыл бұрын
I love the one-two combo of Vos' "That was so bad, the camera quit the business" and Norton's immediate interruption of "HOW BAD WAS IT?"; it was a blend of a genuinely good Vos line & Jimmy's vicious defensiveness.
@coloredgentleman5 жыл бұрын
“If you ever lean over that eagerly again!”.....🤣🤣🤣
@oneskinnyhonky3 жыл бұрын
I love Jimmy's threats: "I 'respec' Colin too. If you drop one more end-of-the-word-T, I'm gonna belt you in the jaw."
@fredtibbs27305 жыл бұрын
Quit biting the hand that almost fed you
@hangtime9114 жыл бұрын
that one may have been better than the container joke.
@firstlasterson12133 жыл бұрын
Ya that was my favorite
@life_is_gr86 ай бұрын
Read this just as the line was being said lol
@BigStevie4 жыл бұрын
This is Beautiful!! 2020 & Beyond! R.I.P. Patrice O'Neal: Comical Genius, Comedy Legend.
@matt8um3 жыл бұрын
Vos ‘drinking out of an empty cup’ is a perfect metaphor for his constant need to overkill a joke. He’s the best
@Josef_Favia3 жыл бұрын
"Firshht of all; hersh da ting."
@UkraineJames2000Ай бұрын
This is peak Patrice. He was on fire roasting Norton and Vos' old tapes.
@khallol794 жыл бұрын
"Norton is shaped like any container you pour him in" 😂😂😂😂😂⚰️. @25:00 Patrice is hilarious 😂
@user-wr9ej6xe4j3 жыл бұрын
I remember hearing that live. I was driving in my car and was laughing crying for 10 mins while driving
@TuchNGoh Жыл бұрын
What’s this meannn?? lol been killing me
@RussRuss-w2w3 күн бұрын
@he’s a amorphous blob, a slug 😂😂
@keldonb133 жыл бұрын
"Have another swig of timing"-Patrice to Vos. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@theboystevens2 жыл бұрын
2:25 to 3:10 [Jim’s Desperation] 3:30 to 4:10 [Jim’s Demeanour/Appearance] 4:20 to 5:05 [Colin & Vos Begins] 8:50 to 9:20 [Jim’s Likeable Voice ft. Anthony] 12:30 to 13:45 [Say Something Mike] 14:25 to 16:50 [2+2=Diarrhoea] 18:55 to 19:30 [Same Hack Act?] 21:20 to 21:50 [Jim ‘Paul’ Rodriguez from 1980] 23:00 to 24:15 [Decade of Barney Hacking] 24:55 to 25:30 [Jim’s Physical Appearance] 31:30 to 32:55 [Patrice’s 10 Year Tape] 35:40 to 37:45 [🎺 AIDS 🎺] 39:08 to 42:45 [Ed G. Robinson/Back To Vos] 44:40 to 45:10 [Wheres The Jew?] 46:20 to 47:05 [Colin & Mike] 50:25 to 52:00 [Three Little Piggies] 54:45 to 55:30 [Vos vs Colin Beef] 1:07:20 to 1:09:45 [Confidently Bombing] 1:14:20 to 1:14:50 [Wrap-up]
@ed8682 жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@justinpittman15822 ай бұрын
Ohhh you're the man for this!
@steven14793 ай бұрын
1:09:20 "he quenched this thirst with his own tongue" - Patrice was a GENIUS
@drock69662 жыл бұрын
"Stop with the reverse psychology!! You suck and we're gonna let you know it!!" LMAO!! 😆😆😆😆😆😆
@johncummings71773 жыл бұрын
He’s gonna start calling us folks 🤣🤣🤣 Patrice is the GOAT
@krbgfx2 жыл бұрын
The best part is when Patrice doesn't let Norton get away with being a worm.
@infinitreality2 жыл бұрын
"Hack Court" brought to the O and A Show. Simply Brilliant.
@brentulstad32752 жыл бұрын
This is really the best showcase of genuine and pure friendship. The O&A chemistry overall, for the most part. It's a sickening, sad & soft world we are now damned to where this is viewed as offensive, too mean or too edgy.
@M.OD.212 жыл бұрын
Imagine having footage of the nights at the comedy cellar table with Patrice, Colin, Vos, Jim, Keith, Bobby, Kevin Hart, Burr - just smashing tf out of each other
@300thNPCАй бұрын
Well Ant is a literal self-admitted racist. It shouldn't be shocking that sponsors don't want to be associated with that. And it's not like they don't have their own platforms. It's just nobody watches them because they still act like it's 2002 and the new generations can't relate.
@OverlordRobot3 жыл бұрын
Young adults have no idea what they are missing anymore. It's sad. America used to be hilarious like this all the time. Now everyone is so "outraged and offended" over any joke. No more black jokes, Jew jokes, fat jokes, gay jokes. RIP America comedians
@davidbarton18062 жыл бұрын
Don't worry I'm bringing all those jokes back! everything is back on the table
@-KillaWatt-3 жыл бұрын
Everyone was in rare form this episode. Just flaming each other with haymakers.
@snakethepeg78283 жыл бұрын
I love how no matter whos getting roasted, it always turns to vos
@XViTNg3 ай бұрын
Cause Vos just couldn’t find a funny line here to save his life 😂
@dustinlawson2429 Жыл бұрын
Anthony's bomb... "who's ice cream and brownie?"😂
@ericjoverstreet11 ай бұрын
Glad ya pointed that out- I'm certain I missed it until now- The precious thing is knowing that someone like Ant can bomb, recognize it, LaFf at himself, n carry on- But... This bomb imho was particularly special- It seemed like Ant wasn't sure of it the 1st time he said it, but the 2nd time, u can kinda hear the uncertainty in the delivery- They moved on, n I'm not sure if it was the right move or not- Would've been fun to hear them all pile on n have Ant have a *reasonable?* explanation of why it was funny to him at the moment or humble up n still giggle. HA. Meanwhile, poor Opie was not very clear on any of the jokes from the start, n likely sat there w a clueless sour look feeling inadequate. Didn't mean to end hating on Gregorio, but I did my best to try n include him. Good fun! Cheers
@AZAR77873 жыл бұрын
4:56🔹️12:37🔹️16:32🔹️20:25 25:02🔹️28:50🔹️30:45🔹️32:55 36:50🔹️44:10🔹️46:07🔹️52:07 57:04🔹️59:55🔹️1:07:55🔹️1:09:13 *PATRICE HOLDIN COURT HERE THROUGHOUT LIKE A TRUE FUKIN BOSS! HE WAS THE EPITOME OF A COMIC'S COMIC! THE GREATEST EVER AFTER PRYOR & CARLIN **#RiPKinG*
@followtheciaence2 жыл бұрын
😂
@vincenegra26122 жыл бұрын
Tremendous
@XViTNg3 ай бұрын
Even tho they have a very different style, I always felt like Doug Stanhope was similar in terms of being a comics comic. Just unapologetically being himself.
@AZAR77873 ай бұрын
@@XViTNg never really got the whole doug Stanhope thing. But cool... to each his own
@THESMARTERMAN555 Жыл бұрын
Love this episode, you can really tell how much they really care for each other.
@chardeemacdennis38524 жыл бұрын
Jesus christ there's a lot of electrical equipment here stop talking before we all die.. gd genius
@theflanman19866 жыл бұрын
Damn Patrice was a treasure
@shaunaballard23114 жыл бұрын
All these guys can make the phrase : “Shut up, Stupid!” so fucking hilarious 😂
@PatriceONealStash28 күн бұрын
yeah, well, shut up, stupid
@brandendierker58732 жыл бұрын
One time patrice said in commendation of Jimmy "Jim is shaped like a liver but he is ALL heart"
@loonanite4 жыл бұрын
"Norton is shaped like every container you pour him in" is fucking gold. RIP Patrice.
@101elelky10 ай бұрын
1:05:41 when opie tells him to put vos back on the phone and he goes “hello”, I had to replay a couple times to hear Patrice’s laugh 😂😂😂😂
@hashholla3 жыл бұрын
It's amazing that Jimmy could sit here and take this verbal assault for over an hour and opie cant take 2 seconds with the heat being on him.
@jackjohnson11282 жыл бұрын
In fairness, how long would you last being eaten alive by the comics from the famous Table? It's terrifying just to think about. Don't know if I'd ever recover from that haha
@coalhair99 Жыл бұрын
Ant took it every day, and he sometimes brought it on himself.
@hashholla Жыл бұрын
@@jackjohnson1128 I'm in the xbox group chat every night and we stay cooking each other. I think I'd do ok because at the end of the day it's all fun.
@grilledlettuce1845 Жыл бұрын
@@jackjohnson1128 what Dorian said. Men still do it even tho not as openly as back then. Opie wasn't built to be in this type of radio should've stayed as the morning hack he was
@johnbrewer6214 сағат бұрын
Same with Erock
@jimweishuhn99534 жыл бұрын
I keep rewinding to 9:05 and I can't stop! 😂 The funniest impersonation ever!
@darrenmuse3 жыл бұрын
Wow. This is one of the best episodes of the show.
@theremnants66553 жыл бұрын
@@briman2000 yeah the way Vos and Patrice laid into Paul Mercurio on that one was hysterical
@_..-.._..-.._ Жыл бұрын
3:55 “Norton stinks, he’s a watering worm” new one I never noticed. I assume he means the little terracotta worm that goes in planters to see how dry the soil is? 😂 edit: google “wormie the water sensor” and be prepared to laugh at Jimmy 😂
@hisdangerousness3 жыл бұрын
Forget the pornstar eps, if I could have video for 1 OandA, it'd be this one, just to see Vos talk siht with only the top of his head peeking over the desk 😂
@AnneHathawayRules3 ай бұрын
Hahaha
@AnneHathawayRules3 ай бұрын
8:01 I believe it too, Patrice.
@JuanCKaun3 жыл бұрын
This was aired in 02 right? I can't remember. I've listened to this like 6 times this is great insanely funny radio love o&a
@_viewsfromtherich89213 жыл бұрын
Omg I wish there was a video of this episode
@kerrymack164u3 жыл бұрын
52:15 kills me every time
@ericstaib8035 Жыл бұрын
This is just the greatest episode I've heard yet. Nonstop shit-giving
@edwinrodriguez58233 ай бұрын
2024 almost 2025 and still listening today. 🙌
@AZAR77873 жыл бұрын
*Vos took a beating but was great nonetheless. Made the whole show funnier!! Here are his greatest moments...* 3:47 4:20 10:32 23:40 40:49 41:50 48:31 49:15 52:53
@shadowassasin2 жыл бұрын
👍
@daryldunson71542 жыл бұрын
Vos is that you
@richardsagrit7153 Жыл бұрын
Colin pointing out nobody knows anyone with chronically chapped lips makes me laugh so hard lmao. “”Do you know those people that always have chapped lips?”… No?… It doesnt resonate what is that?” LOL
@Petergonzalezcomedy3 жыл бұрын
Vos looks like he’s got a pack of cigarettes rolled up his sleeve... ur not fonzee.. excuse me LMAO
@M.OD.212 жыл бұрын
13:10 - omg 🤣🤣🤣. They tore that poor bastard apart
@M.OD.212 жыл бұрын
This is the one aspect that made this show great. The shock and jock stuff was lame. It was Jimmy's friends - and Anthony - just smashing tf out each other that made the show great
@_..-.._..-.._ Жыл бұрын
3:58 Rich attempting to say the word “transition” is a crime
@dannysmithy96 Жыл бұрын
No matter who the roast is on whenever Vos is there he puts himself in the hot seat without fail he is his own coffin
@BiggRigg64 жыл бұрын
25:05 & 30:44 killed me
@Messiah1143 жыл бұрын
They ended up roasting Voss more than Jim
@justingentry37474 жыл бұрын
This is late 2002 😲
@Spootnik4 жыл бұрын
Patrice says at one point "This is the year 2006" when he was joking how old Vos car was
@xtina21892 ай бұрын
The Norton footage is like listening to a snuff film.😬
@NomadicRoyals3 жыл бұрын
Damn... they gave norton the biz. So funny. And he was so bad!!! Lmao
@devonbbeck2 жыл бұрын
This was the table!!
@rolondoholmes1845 Жыл бұрын
Patrice was the best lol
@TheReviewSpace5 жыл бұрын
This era of comedy is over. Now, you have crap nameless standups & youtube hacks who think being anti-sjw edgelords is 'humor'.
@seagaggers19575 жыл бұрын
😭
@Mossman4reel4 жыл бұрын
Leave Schulz alone lol
@shaunaballard23114 жыл бұрын
We still have Ant, Bill Burr, and Nick DiPaolo and they make up for it
@hangtime9114 жыл бұрын
@@shaunaballard2311 Burr is being turned by dark forces...tsst
@sniperhaze12434 жыл бұрын
The edge Lord's are the sjws actually. The internet is just truth that betas and annoying self righteous sjws can't handle so they try to ban everything (I .e snowflakes)
@codydahmes27513 жыл бұрын
I fucking love jimmy boyo norton. "Thanks you scumbag" hahahaha
@richyounginnbdb28313 жыл бұрын
What year was this if anybody knows just curious
@BillySotherden3 жыл бұрын
The radio show was from 2002 commenting on a 1993 set.
@FrancisSpaghetti2 жыл бұрын
2006
@VonTaylan6 ай бұрын
Late 2002
@yelnaw3 жыл бұрын
I feel like I've blammed through around 80% of Patrice on here and this is definitely one of the more chaotic yet brilliant days in the studio. I imagine that this is what the table at the Cellar was like. YEURGH! Brilliant.
@LpCool194 ай бұрын
My favorite parts are when Colin said that he can't say anything bad about Vos and his success because he's never made it and when Patrice was mimicking Vos for a solid 3 minutes lol.
@cushtyinnit88214 жыл бұрын
turned out they were right about jimmy the worm
@rolondoholmes1845 Жыл бұрын
The Comedy on this station is awesome
@aBT318 ай бұрын
4.6 hundred dollars 😂
@lam10453 жыл бұрын
25:05
@lam10453 жыл бұрын
44:15
@nikscott66443 жыл бұрын
Lmao, Jimmy spent a week in the burns unit after this.
@angryroy62773 ай бұрын
Four point six hundred dollars 😂😂
@lam10453 жыл бұрын
51:55
@lam10453 жыл бұрын
37:40
@JRC998 ай бұрын
I actually thought Vos' line about building a house with a Yankee Doodle was good
@roguefox51718 ай бұрын
I love how vos comed out with a banger, only completely bomb seconds later.
@_..-.._..-.._6 ай бұрын
Comed?
@tecno83353 жыл бұрын
9:05 kills me
@jaimesandoval19882 жыл бұрын
Seems like they had a blast!
@TheCrazyeyeskillah4 жыл бұрын
God damn. Patrice died too young, but probably at the right time. He did enough to make him a legend amongst other comics, but he wasn't around long enough to get canceled. The crazy part is that he made a conscious effort to do the minimum.
@jameshill34033 жыл бұрын
He would have fed off the cancel culture it would have gave him more power and influence. We desperately need another Patrice the more they would try to shut him up the more people would look up to him and want to see more of him
@fluffyelephant323 жыл бұрын
@@jameshill3403 stay tuned
@followtheciaence2 жыл бұрын
They wouldnt have been able to cancel Patrice
@PenguinAmbassador5 жыл бұрын
9:06 fucking classic
@WarTheory4 жыл бұрын
Imagine the jokes Patrice would’ve had on BLM
@johnfisher84014 жыл бұрын
Can't Think of a Name its pretty obvious, he wouldve fucking hated it. Hes not that stupid
@adlalamb62294 жыл бұрын
@Can't Think of a Name when major world events happen sometimes I think I wonder what Patrice would’ve made of that.. that’s the shame of it
@poopballs77953 жыл бұрын
Patrice would have been all in with the BLM. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a damn fool. He was already there really.
@dadoodfrumcheers.3 жыл бұрын
@@poopballs7795 Patrice agreed with the principle but he probably would’ve gotten a laugh out of the main founders spending all the donation money on mansions and stupid shit
@artvandelay38402 жыл бұрын
Well, he is black. Did you think he wouldn't think black lives matter?
@justiceholiday67404 ай бұрын
Son the first min it starts on 10 but 0:52 😂
@lam10453 жыл бұрын
1:09:00
@extremelynormalperson8 ай бұрын
Wtf is "whose ice cream and brownie" supposed to mean?
@autisimo3698 ай бұрын
because rich says his children were eating ice cream and brownies, so anthony's "joke" is that rich's kids are eating (out?) a person called ice cream or brownie. just a bad joke
@extremelynormalperson8 ай бұрын
@@autisimo369 I shouldn't have asked lol worst joke ever
@JC-lc5fo4 жыл бұрын
Jesus they warn you about the voice but you still can't believe it
@SpewChoob2 жыл бұрын
He's using the Todd phone scam voice. Baaaaaa humdibby dibby dibby humdibby dow.
@codydahmes27513 жыл бұрын
Honestly this should be called Vos any day at OandA sprinkled with Jimmy roasts.
@sdm15685 ай бұрын
32:35 LMAO
@face421tv34 жыл бұрын
say whatchu want. he was killing
@johnbrewer6213 сағат бұрын
I wish Patrice was alive today specifically to make fun of Yimmy and call him gay
@wtfobiden Жыл бұрын
"You stink"
@poopballs77953 жыл бұрын
Such a great hour and a half of laughs and then those calls at the end completely fucking ruin it. Just stop everything dead in their tracks.
@WayzYs3 жыл бұрын
classic
@DavidmAkers4 жыл бұрын
Alriiight
@Blood0cean3 жыл бұрын
Why the fuck did u censor the cussing?
@RussRuss-w2w3 күн бұрын
Monetization more than likely
@ozguruuАй бұрын
Jimi is a bad sport.
@RussRuss-w2w3 күн бұрын
How so ?
@zakrivera89774 жыл бұрын
holy shit Voss is unbearable.
@cushtyinnit88214 жыл бұрын
Vos is great. hilaruius when he bombs but he'll deliver some zingers.