Top 100 Life On Mars Quotes (#50-#1)

[@KingOfTheInterWebs]

'Gene Hunt, your DCI and the year is 1973. Almost dinner time; I'm having hoops!' I will never get over that line, it was perfectly delivered.

[@itismeitisi4274]

My favourite is one you didn't include: "Ray, go and arrest the landlord of the Trafford Arms." "What for?" "Think of something on the way."

[@samueldixon9028]

+itismeitisi And then later on... "In a bizarre twist of fate, the landlord was arrested this afternoon... on suspicion of cattle rustling."

[@rfj1156]

@@samueldixon9028 Ray: **Stands up to a round of applause**

[@samlivingstone4846]

Sam: if this was about football he'd have serious injuries Gene: he's dead. That's quite serious

[@Kilmer5]

I really thought I was going to hear nothing but wall-to-wall Huntisms. Thanks so much for realizing the other characters, especially Sam, had some quotable quotes, too. Good job!

[@zbr76]

I did work hard on covering all areas, quote-wise. And Sam does have his moments, it's true, especially with Annie.

[@danrogers8068]

"The law, get down!" "We are the law you bloody clowns!"

[@Maxouhhh]

This one is so funny XD

[@lonewolf9578]

“You know, my squirrel instinct tells me he’s more of a bastard than I first thought”

[@godofcrap42]

I don't see "Will you stop smelling that poor woman?!" or "Y'know, I once punched a man for speaking French?"

[@comradetrump7120]

No joke I once punched a man for speaking French

[@scaper8]

Life on Mars was simply one the best shows that ever aired; and I agree with some of the other posters, I don't see how there could have been any kind of question as to what #1 would be. :-)

[@annettewalker9639]

What about this one? Sam: You see? Reeves' murder is looking more and more like a hate crime. Gene: What? As opposed to an "I really, really like you" crime?

[@markcf83]

Annie was brilliant.

[@Zenn_Chan]

Where's the one where it ends with "all in all this investigation is going at the speed of a spastic in a magnet factory!"

[@Stelpots]

My god haha

[@duneideannaer5990]

That’s in the ‘not for most ears section’ lol

[@peterherrington3300]

Excellent collection of classic clips Currently watching entire box set series one (Christmas present ) Forgot how bloody good it is

[@aleksandarvil5718]

"I do not snore" Gene is so funny

[@stukafish4256]

Gene Hunt: Your kidding! Sam: You'll know when I'm kidding. My Bowtie starts spinning round

[@AndyB1286]

"Don't move, you're surrounded by armed bastards" had to win it 😁

[@raystone4673]

I recall one favourite from Gene Hunt all those years ago. He was referring to a suspect they were going to visit, and when asked something like " do u think he'd know anything about it", Gene answered, " he's sure to. He's got more fingers in pies than a Leper in a bakery".

[@Confusedwhiskey]

Sam Tyler : okay so what year is this meant to be Gene Hunt : im Gene Hunt you dci it 1973 all most dinner time , I having hoops. best saying ever

[@heyimanion3931]

Wow, their accents are beautiful... I am used to hear the German translation… :D

[@Jack-er1sc]

Manchester? Beautiful accents? Wow.

[@MrFirefox]

Ehh yeah... thanks

[@salem_meow7137]

“The law, the law” “Get down you div” ... “We are the law you bloody clowns” I’m dying

[@daveelliott5855]

Stay out of Camberwick Green, love that scene

[@mellowfellow6816]

No.1 is No. 1. Thanks for the memories.

[@edwardowen2036]

What a quote for the no1 slot

[@comradetrump7120]

I knew that would be no.1

[@jojopardoe68]

Brilliant top 50 , well done :)

[@eggchipsnbeans]

My favourite, which I regard as a lesson in life, is "I could drink this lot under the table and still stop off for a pint on my way home,"

[@gknipe]

Was there any other choice for number 1? Brilliant

[@marvelmundane1595]

Sam: Give my regards to the id! Chris: Fancy a 99 boss? Mrs Raimes: No life for 'em is it? Sam: You're not on the phone to your sister in Blackburn. Sam: You remember people Phyllis. You used to be one. Nelson: You're not lost pal. You're where you are and you've got to make the best of things.

[@bonnie1020a]

Is there #39 just on a loop

[@Kurzux]

6:00 the best bloody scene in my opinion

[@Spacevalentine]

4:23 i actually love chris so much

[@ItzBubblez]

my favourite one wasnt in this list :( ''chicken...in a basket...the hell are you playing at''

[@Jack-er1sc]

The law, the law! Get down! A few moments later We are the law you clowns!

[@cupidsdead1976]

Upset!! where was "you want to drive MY car!!!!" :)

[@malcolmwilkinson6845]

Good work love it Zach.

[@adambritain5774]

The deaf guy, Neville going to testify and needs witness protection. Gene Hunt - Wahey, Neville. Bit of fanny in the flat!

[@sarahcoleman3194]

WILL YOU STOP SNIFFIN' THAT POOR WOMAN!

[@wetkneehouston6293]

"You're surrounded by armed bastards"

[@BH-98]

1:34 stay out of camberwick green!

[@MythicSuns]

#42 brilliant

[@airspotters3487]

Spot on

[@shanewright2772]

What about - hes dead.... thats *quite* serious

[@zbr76]

I would if A2A series 3 was avaliable for download, since I don't have a DVD ripper.

[@thatsgorg]

Would you make an Ashes to Ashes one?

[@williamhilton5519]

Great choice on no 1

[@Mira-vp3ti]

Now roar like a lion.

[@natisfreezing]

Stay out of camberwick green!

[@mcrestwood7378]

love this series cant find it anywhere on youtube though,,buggers

[@RockerH2526]

Starsky and Hutch have a lot to answer for.

[@BradTheThird]

By "Greatest" did you mean "I stuck random quotes to the wall and threw darts"?

[@AndyB1286]

4:36 Sam Tyler 1 - 0 The whole of RCS 😂😂

[@durge12]

did i miss the line between sam and annie about kit kat chunkies or did you?

[@snew9927]

Is there any videos with ashes to ashes quotes?

[@zbr76]

I always said I'll do a top 100 Ashes quotes one day - I just need to sit down and sort them.

[@martinistakis1825]

"Me and the wife prefer Roger Whittaker".

[@colinwilcox4266]

missed so many good quotes out sadly

[@LarryHable]

#14 was [NOT] also in 51-100. I watched both halves twice. My mistake. Yes, a couple were from the same scene, parking structure scene. Repeat viewings helped comprehension. "I'd rather have rabid parrots chewing on my scrotum."

[@zbr76]

Maybe you mean two moments are taken from the same general scene - there are absolutely no repeats.

[@Harrylechat01]

Larry H Rabid ferrets not parrots. Not being funny but you may not know, ferrets are small elongated rodents that were sometimes sent down burrows after rabbits. In parts of the north of England there was a traditional dare of putting a ferret down your trousers to see how long you could stand the tension. In fact I'm told that domesticated ferrets make good pets and would rarely attack your knackers. As for what your knackers are, well if you've ever eaten a Knacki you can probably guess!

[@joshuacockcroft1327]

4:57 6:00

[@wirezts]

I can't watch this, they're too short and just make me watch to watch the full episodes for the context and relationships.

[@jacklee1766]

3:02

[@roygrace674]

i think you missed this or not If you fail to be a hero, be content to be a villain

[@Shilo2010]

Top 50? I think we both know this should be called "Random and meaningless sentences". This is possibly the worst job of anything....ever.

[@chloedowns2376]

1st should have been " you've just been quattroed"!!!!!!!!!!!

[@sirbenjaminthebold3943]

Wrong series mate

[@jacklee1766]

6:00

[@jacklee1766]

4:56

[@jacklee1766]

1:18

[@jacklee1766]

5:33

[@JayAreAitch]

How can a character be so consistently horrible and yet so likeable.

[@jacklee1766]

3:02

[@jacklee1766]

4:21