Centrifugal Puberty!!! - Minecraft Hermitcraft Season 8 #8

Babies, who needs um... am I right? Stick them in a centrifuge until they grow up! Problem solved!
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Season 8, Episode 8.
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[@impulseSV]

That recreation! 😂😂😂 I'm dying 😂😂😂. Welcome to the Yes Wings Club!

[@KarkaranosBuilds]

Excellent call on enchanting it with Curse of Binding!

[@JetS_Gamer]

why yes.....He Never saw it coming

[@aspekt.]

Who wouldn't want an elytra and an apple on their hand

[@ChubbyDino]

So true.

[@omprakashshukla8367]

You did it. Nice

[@HalfInt]

So Zedaph tricked the Yes Wings Club into giving him a free elytra.

[@gl1tched_g2m3er2]

it was a trick in a trick

[@gibbyiguess]

He’s a scientist for a reason

[@afraidtuna9738]

Therapist: Tell me about your childhood Villager: ...

[@sparx0s]

"Nothing much, but my blood had layers, wbu"

[@mattburns7597]

Plasma came out my eyeballs

[@CadePlaysGames]

"It's all just a blur"

[@afraidtuna9738]

"You know I've always felt like my whole childhood spiraled out of control, and now I'm here xD

[@RandyPrimus]

“They say I came out of the womb racing minecarts. I was on top of the world. But I grew up and got knocked down a level. Now I am just stuck in a dead end job.”

[@justcallmeness]

Observation 7: looks like subject Impulse was successful in his endeavor to add Zedaph to his Yes Wings Club. Waiting a bit had put the thought of wings out of mind...and even though they were free, Impulse will ultimately reap the profits of rocket sales. Very clever. Villager children should indeed be entertained by the centrifuge. Like the dangerous merry-go-rounds of my childhood, they'll spin until they're sick or fall off. This data may be useful for further trials...those who don't become nauseous could be excellent candidates for villager space travels or other zero-G experiments! At any rate, it's both delightful and scientific. If you'll excuse me, I have a sudden urge to visit an amusement park.

[@chrystoncardoso6655]

Cool

[@colinsmith1495]

Engineer's addendum: The proposal to use villagers who don't show signs of nausea or other adverse affects of centrifugal exposure may be good candidates for space travel, due to high G-forces common to most launch mechanisms, however a more applicable and immediate application, as well as more long-term benefit of this feature, could be found in fighter-jet combat. The lack of negative response to a high-G environment does not necessarily show any indication of tolerance to zero-G, however fighter-jet combat involves as high if not higher G maneuvers than even space launch on a more regular basis. I propose research into whether or not villagers can make use of Elytra.

[@blizzard3339]

I love reading your scientific observations! :)

[@abj136]

This is the plot of The Fly. Scientist experimenting on human (villager) enhancement gets himself as test subject and uhoh now has a permanent set of wings.

[@basilgamesx2422]

10:45 You heard it here first folks, Zedaph is officially baby.

[@Aranel_Alasse]

Ah yes, I remember when I was a young whippersnapper playing on the centrifuge at my local playground. The other children would play on the swings and the see-saws, but I would always head straight to the centrifuge!

[@Aranel_Alasse]

p.s. you should call it the merry-grow-round!

[@surakuvliegendefiets6226]

@@Aranel_Alasse centrifuge sounds more scientific though :> it fits the lab aesthetic well in my opinion!

[@stclen_earth]

centrifuge is a scientific instrument. you place your tubes in it and spin it at a high speed. usually use for concentration or separation of compounds within a solution like blood.

[@matthewlugardo4223]

"What's the best thing on a playground to keep a little kid occupied? That's right, a centrifuge!" We must have gone to some very different playgrounds as kids.

[@liamengram6326]

I mean...a merry go round, especially the tea cup merry go rounds are basically just large centrifuges.

[@donaldwiggins9890]

a centrifuge is just a carousel with more excitement.

[@etunpeudevitriol]

I actually remember something like that as a kid. Some kind of spinning cylinder with a wheel in the middle to make it spin faster. Probably built in the 70s. Made kids puke every year. They removed it at one point because some kids decided to jump off while it was spinning.

[@superidiocy]

Personally, I think this creation should be named “The Parental Accelerator!” (Based on particle accelerator, obviously)

[@fergushebbert817]

Smart.

[@acasualcactus5878]

He should make a particle accelerator for the parents. It would have food go all the way around the room and then shoot at the parents face

[@fergushebbert817]

@@acasualcactus5878 Well, the concept is nice.

[@cherrydragon3120]

Villager twister lol

[@supertrombone5014]

Zedaph: You probably forgot about it the challenge of getting an elytra on me Me who watched impulse set up the elytra trap: *hmm yes, i have no memory of this*

[@grondhero]

It's funny, because I had forgotten all about it until I saw Impulse's video, and when this one came out I was wondering if it had taken effect. :)

[@actualperson5443]

I'd love to see Zedaph containing his own little anomalies like a Dollar Store SCP Foundation

[@Mega-rx9sr]

That would be cool and all but the MTF would arrive pretty soon

[@phoenixxkn5555]

He reminds me of dr wondertainment not that you said that

[@miakota11]

I'm glad you've gotten a ROUND to wrangling the villagers and in the most Zedaphy way possible!

[@richardschoell7718]

This was quite an alarming episode. Very good.

[@Rouverius]

Imagine all the old timer villagers by the end of Season 8: "Back in my day, we didn't have all this new-fangled technology. We were flung around in a cart until it dumped us into adulthood... And we liked it!"

[@mathw5389]

This was the day later known in history as the day education was changed forever.

[@ssaltsorf5708]

*achem*... YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND, BABY RIGHT ROUND LIKE A RECORD BABY!!!

[@Seppl_Tandtijger]

litterally BABY!!! lol

[@erinasnow]

Hmm, it's as if the baby villager has to make circles around a glowing object several times to grow up... sounds familiar

[@erubianwarlord8208]

ok petition for zed to add a floating shroomlight in the center and call the device the Annuam accelerator

[@ladyred9613]

"Just like real scientists do, we should celebrate with some birthday cake." Me, unsuspecting, almost dies from laughing.

[@themunstermash9879]

The Enrichment Center is committed to the well-being of all participants. Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test.

[@dabbopabblo]

i love how he fit the whole intro in immediately after letting us know there was no time

[@dandymcgee]

Maybe use haybails to save the villagers' knees when they drop to a new floor?

[@sbsftw4232]

You've also created a 20 minute timer, though birthing a villager each time you want to use it might be a little cumbersome.

[@paulelderson934]

Isn't that the zedaph contraption trademark?

[@gotnate]

Time travel doesn't usually make me so dizzy....

[@Remidyo]

I think that it would be pretty cool to call the Centrifuge by "The Life Cycle"

[@BrownR87]

Science question: curse of binding is said to be removed from an item "when it breaks" according to the wiki. For normal armor that makes sense because the armor vanishes. But since the elytra just goes to a "broken" state, does it lose its curse when it breaks?

[@ALIENwolve]

Put that cake on a table atop that lantern in the center. Every time they complete a circuit, they're having another birthday, further advancing the aging process!

[@piratecake]

I could watch the baby villagers spin all day. It's fun xD

[@redram6080]

🎶You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round 🎶

[@N1NJASOAP]

What i understood: To keep a baby occupied put it in the washing machine.

[@BrownR87]

"Go out in the balcony, to the beautiful sunset, and..." Jump off the ledge, die of kinetic energy, wings fall off, your move Yes Wings Club.

[@Ithenna]

Oh my gosh, I can't believe Impulse's ploy actually worked! I thought for sure you'd have kept a chestplate of some sort on at all times in order to make it nearly impossible for anyone to get you with the dispenser trick, and that they'd have to resort to trapping your spawn point to actually get an elytra on you.

[@dionelr]

You might need to splash them with a regen potion after dropping them twice, just in case.

[@tornadey018]

Zedaph, there's a collective of powder snow. You can easily donate all the cauldrons you have (though there probably isn't any more room) and have as much powder snow you want.

[@Rizardon91]

2:25 I was totally expecting Zed to jump down from the balcony and fall to his death there

[@brainpower696]

Zedaph is an awesome man, just watch how he turns the simplest processes into very satisfying contraptions! I’am wondering how he’s base would look like by the end of the season!

[@RollMeOne_Kenobi]

Zed, the way your mind works fascinates me on so many levels lol I've been watching you since season 7, and the redstone you do is silly and fun on the surface, but a lot of it is pretty advanced stuff. Not to mention all the (sometimes obscure) mechanics you bend to your will. You have a beautiful mind Zedaph, I can't wait to see the next contraption you come up with lol

[@StuffandThings_]

"Centrifugal Puberty" could be a _great_ band name

[@elmacho2789]

Episode 8 of begging Zedaph to do the Prisoner’s Dilemma experiment on some hermits.

[@alexlotion5055]

Zed - “Look at him RUN!” Baby - “WUT.?”

[@Ash-lg4uq]

Let's play spin the villager. Zed: Can you imagine there be vomit everywhere? It's disgusting. LOL !Lets play!!

[@zeekjones1]

If the drop triggers a second(or third) baby to go to the cart return, you will have adults stuck in the far corner. instead of breaking the cart, you can have it make a stop at the drop tube corner, if it's empty, to pick up one waiting in there. That way they are queued, the cart will pick up the next baby after the first one leaves.

[@lordmagicmann]

Listen, if you start eating cake after every single successful test you might be a sister location to Aperture Laboratories. (All you need now is an unstable A.I.)

[@TheSkogemann]

That reconstruction scene got me cracked up good! xD

[@honorarymythbuster]

At 21:36, you can see the stroboscopic effect in which the speed of the frames being taken exceeds that of the time it takes to complete a loop in the centrifuge, making the minecarts appear to go in the opposite direction.

[@MarynaraSauc3_]

Two words I never thought I'd see together

[@MrBigTimeChiller]

The reconstruction of the Wingening is probably the best acting I’ve seen on any hermitcraft season to date 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@Mo_Speckleblitz]

10:46 - A literal child doing science

[@Niki1A_]

You could use hay bailes to avoid fall damage to the villagers. Might even work below the rails for the babies.

[@fluxM31]

I'm not really a comment type person but I just wanted to leave a line saying that I really appreciate all the little things you do that add up to making you such an enjoyable creator to watch - they don't go unnoticed! Be it the humor, clever and witty editing, the fun experiments, the whole wacky vibe. It all hits perfectly and I'm seriously enjoying and appreciate your hard work and always look forward to your next upload. Thanks man!

[@itwillbefridaythe1354]

I love this intro, but the season 7 intro holds a special place in my heart :)

[@brainpower696]

Hello Zedaph, you can count how much time it takes for a villager to fully grow and then build a timer on the flor by using redstone lamps flashing every several seconds and when a full circle is done you can ad a little music to it, like all timers have

[@liamengram6326]

No need to count. They take 20 minutes to grow up.

[@Reapsin]

One thing I would modify in the Centerfuge... at the intake side: the center "Powered Rail" -> "Rail" Reversing protection. If collisions result in traveling the wrong way, bouncing the cart off of the dispenser can correct it if there is a turn there and carts will continue forward if the track is pointed in that direction. 😀

[@andrewchapman2039]

Zedaph, by his own mechanism, is considered a baby. Also by his statement, childhood lasts approximately twenty minutes. A day on the hermitcraft server is about ten minutes, depending on the presence of Bdubs. By this evidence, we can finally conclude what has been suspected for years: Zedaph was in fact born yesterday.

[@samedian]

Real scientists celebrate with birthday cake? Honestly, Zedaph, this was a triumph- I’m making a note here (“huge success!”), it’s hard to overstate my satisfaction, but I’m afraid there’s been a consensus among scientists recently published in academia that any allusions to cake are a falsehood.

[@GreenedBeens]

1:18 that’s some dedication when he made the wing s indivisible because of the curse of binding so it appeared as if he had none on him. Smart Zed

[@GrandpaStories826]

Zedaph always finds a way to make everyone's day happier, he inspired me to create my own KZbin channel❤️💖

[@JoeXTheXJuggalo1]

Zedaph: *Am I considered a baby? I'm considered a baby...* Me: *Zedaph isn't tall enough to ride the ride.*

[@mishirish]

It's an Age Gauge!

[@luukbitter6790]

Always nice if Mumbo and Zedaph post their vid at the same time

[@FortisConscius]

The reason to have 2 screens. Gaming? Nah. Dual Hermits? Aye. That'll do.

[@Ash-lg4uq]

when the bebe villagers are spinning around in their minecarts at the end of the video, you sped it up so much that it looked like there was 3 of them, then u went back to normal speed and there was only 2... I was like wait what? I had to go back and pause it during the time you had sped up to double check, Yep only two... lol

[@francisco.javier2354]

No You can make what every science lab needs... A GIANT TELESCOPE (Futurama style)

[@tunamc5759]

Oh I made a spinning furnace array today , I feel science

[@captainchris8287]

Who else really like the new editing style? I really love it,very nice work!

[@citruss5737]

really interesting system those villagers wont be sad because they had a perfect childhood 🏎

[@NStripleseven]

“I’m considered a baby” -Zedaph, 2021

[@TheStone190]

Good thing to know, mending is cheaper than other enchantement to anvil on. Therefore it's more cost efficient to put it at the end instead of first.

[@kitecorbin3914]

Zedaph be like: "oh noooo, I sure hope no one comes along and gives me free wings . . . that would be . . . such a travesty" *faints dramatically*

[@SnapesDM]

Ah playing on the centrifuge as a youngling brings back memories😂 So fun to watch dude! Love your wings!

[@ohnoezitsjoez]

this is so dope, taking known mechanics in an interesting direction. very creative, much science!

[@Dalenthas]

You should put a cake with a candle on it in the middle of the room where the sea lantern is.

[@freitchetsleimwor2406]

10:53 You have to detect yourself before you eject yourself

[@chair5613]

Zedaph: "I'm not going to make it easy on you!" Also Zedaph: Gives up and flies without being tricked on Impulse's first attempt. I am very disappointed. I thought this was going to be an actual full on game between them.

[@bozebacak17]

I didnt thought impulses idea of making zedaph wear an elytra would work.. Wow

[@Julian21008]

Zedaph steps into a minecart Also Zedaph 1 sec later: I am getting a liitle dizzy

[@peteman-ur9gi]

Zed: what type of playground equipment do you occupy kids with? me: a merry-go-rou... Zed: A CENTRIFUGE

[@JustaGuy_Gaming]

Maybe add a zombie? Cause what kid doesn't like to play tag. It could go around in a cart behind them.

[@lux_max.]

Zed make an Zed Coster in the most Zed Way posible

[@chaseohara4781]

Putting a slime or honey block down (or even a hay bale) will seriously reduce any damage the villagers receive when dropping between floors

[@williamsurname4669]

"Now technically, we can be the grown adult" -Zedaph

[@B33-Animates]

I love that the way you thoroughly explain your creations and experiments makes me feel like I understand red stone. This is coming from the person that decided to wing it on their first sugarcane farm ever and then remembered they had no idea how observers work, and ultimately in the farm is only 50% effective… Any way, love your vids, they’re super entertaining! Keep doing what your doing! :)

[@maciejberkasiuk8699]

A fun idea for a building which would help fill the mountains. Build a launchpad through either entity cramming or slime blocks or something on the top of the mountain/your tower so that you can get a boost and fly to where you want. Could also look awesome.

[@johannayounce1761]

I should say we are more likely to celebrate with a drink when an experiment goes right, but given its minecraft, a cake seems entirely appropriate!

[@argorebelgaming3866]

Ladders are so advanced scientifically, like the shark, it has never needed to evolve. SCIENCE!!

[@Captain_Thunder_Frog]

You could name the centrifuge “The Whirling Jarvis” (or some villager sounding name) “The Dizzy Lizzie” , Lazy Susan’s , Roundabout Parenting

[@JustaGuy_Gaming]

For Science! You should count how many times the babies go round before growing up.

[@jordan.newsom]

You could place a bit of water above a sign in the "baby drop tube" to prevent them from taking damage.

[@SamLabbato]

you could always put a detector rail somewhere with a pulse extender to temporarily delay the releasing of a new baby, assuming the timer would be set to release them at the earliest point they could safely join the pack without bumping into one another

[@mandodlorian5826]

Zedaph: first we have a emergency on our hands As pops up Me: we certainly do

[@SasquatchPJs]

You could add a low string detector on the chute side to close a trap door while a baby is too close to it for another to drop on to the track.

[@4eka733]

The scientist theme goes veeeey well on your character and your play style in general i love it!

[@briciusd.8478]

Anyone else feel like the modification to the redstone was less him being considered an adult, and more like him using a fake ID or mask?

[@Ridgeneer]

Hello Zedaph, quick suggestion inspired by your stream today. If you ever want to make a big fancy particle accelerator with some significant power (reasons could be various: Selective mob destruction, explosive resistance testing, “skin-changer”, science in general, etc.) then a cool way to do it is to use fireworks in dispensers. Thanks to the change they got a couple years ago where they can point up and down now, you can get fireworks to impact something from front, back, left, right, top, and bottom all simultaneously, and thanks to the customization of the fireworks, it can either be harmless (elytra rockets) or devastating (lots of firework stars) and you can even choose what color/size the emitted particle effects are. This is also a good reason to make a super fancy “collider containment chamber” with piston doors to enter and a fancy control room overlooking everything, the works. I am using this general concept to make a really fancy end portal gateway facility, but I think you could do something really cool with this! Also, do you find it strange that if you need to make stone bricks or smooth stone and whatnot, you need to smelt cobblestone or silk touch stone, but it’s the inverse for deepslate? You need cobbled deepslate to do anything with it, polish it, make bricks, or chisel it. Silk-touched deepslate can’t be used for anything. It’s oddly inconsistent with the game’s precedent, and I suppose the devs were trying to adjust the imbalanced use of fortune vs silk touch, but I’m surprised I haven’t seen more people noticing this/discussing it.

[@hampter8501]

Just the random cake at 5:27

[@nigelonetasty5370]

Think outside the box, but within the circle. For there lies obsessions inside the box and fantasy outside the circle. Just think of a square with a big circle around it for visual representation, since I can't in the chat

[@BunnyOfThunder]

Observers & redstone lamps could help make the centrifuge do red-blinky-SCIENCE-y things

[@twizl4]

Thanks for the laughs. I could really use it right now. I’ve been crying for 45 minutes and I just want to be happy

[@brucewayne722]

7:52 lag joined the game

[@tomc.5704]

You spin me right 'round, baby Right 'round like a record, baby Right 'round, 'round, 'round

[@demt]

You should reskin the elytra to make it white and superhero labman or supervillian labman will be created

[@LeopardMask12]

Oooh, I like that! Or make them pink, to signal the return of a different caped crusader we haven't seen in a few seasons...

[@talk2mearth]

2 suggestions: 1) You should "name" the experiments and count the number of experiments (like last season) 2) Maybe you can add some ramps, or other interests, as to slow the "dizziness"?

[@GrandAudio]

Glad that Impulse's trick worked

[@VelaiciaCreator]

I laughed so hard when you started talking about the centrifuge play area. Genius. Spin to win as they say.

[@one_hoop]

Zedaph: "Look how much fun he's having! And he can just stay there, spinning round, happily, centrifuging his lungs up, for the full 20 minutes.... when he's all grown up and he is too big an adult to ride such silly... and the beauty of this... we can ride the centrifuge too!" Me: "No, Zedaph! Don't Grow Up!!!" XD