Today, I would like to vent about something. I have been longing for my entire life to say that I've finally become an average league of legends player. My weight has exceeded 182kgs(401.241 Ibs) and I have fat bulging out of every part of my body. I can proudly say that I have never felt a woman's touch in my entire life except for my mom. You ask about my mom? Well she went out for shopping about 3 years ago and I don't know why she isn't back yet. Same goes for my dad too. He left for milk last year and hasn't come back either. I am a discord mod and I always do the "kitten roll call" everyday after I wake up. I say, "Is kitty no 1 present today?" and they reply, "Yes daddy ". Since I started playing League of Legends, I have been wanting to become the "average League of Legends player" and so my grindset is pretty hard too. Since I started playing this game, I have never touched grass. Even now, I don't have an idea what grass feels like. I order food from Taco Bells and eat them as breakfast, lunch and dinner. I am a reddit mod as well. I also love to use Twitter a lot. Sunlight is something I have never even dreamt about since I started playing this. And yes, I also play FNAF. I even know how to FNAF beatbox. Thank you for listening to this vent of mine.
@oceso7 сағат бұрын
thanks for the vent, my house was getting clammy!
@sey38847 сағат бұрын
average league of legends player XD
@Fa1alis6 сағат бұрын
I aint reading that
@julym.25646 сағат бұрын
Dude, start changing something bit by bit, like probably start by reducing your screen time by 10 minutes everyday
@TheMatamor105 сағат бұрын
the real question is how bro afford to do nothing
@ThePykeSon7 сағат бұрын
nobody: fathers when their team scores a goal: 3:26
@catwbongos7 сағат бұрын
Who does Bgurin think they are by passing Agurin?
@saki4537 сағат бұрын
Wait until Cgurin comes along.
@belatoth4494Сағат бұрын
Kinda racist ngl
@farinthefuture2178Сағат бұрын
Thats actually crazy 😂 Being Rank One AND rank 2 at the same time on euW is insane
@Viktor_Von_Doom7 сағат бұрын
Doesn't Spearshot know that in Magic, Karma is instant speed?
@josephsooqa68785 сағат бұрын
03:26 ГООООООООООООЛ!!!!!!!
@yllwma90528 сағат бұрын
bentakill
@gokhanakbulut896 сағат бұрын
why u replacing same videos like 04:47
@Neros_TF7 сағат бұрын
Всегда знал, что Друт наш славянский слон 💪💪💪
@matiasperkola87878 минут бұрын
9:45 "I'm tired of the jinx R!"
@imraduin4 сағат бұрын
>be me >be 4 years old >mom asks me to show I can count > * *smirk* * she thinks I can't do it >this is my time for greatness >I lick my lips and chuckle... > 6:10
@lottarow29 минут бұрын
the music 2:18 ☠☠
@CigBungusСағат бұрын
that zeri godlike...that nami bubble? clutch
@inglesfluente26936 сағат бұрын
8:49 my face when I'm taking the shit of my life
@alepouna2 сағат бұрын
Alpha Gurin got beat by Beta Gurin smh
@KhaDori5 сағат бұрын
has the undisputed goat of midlane Midbeast retired? I haven't seen any of his clips lately
@angryclown76434 сағат бұрын
Apples are good for your mental health. Please eat them my fellow league players.
@threshiebaguette7 сағат бұрын
synapse my beloved
@glennwu60207 сағат бұрын
7:03 score up there actually tells the difference between top and rest of the map
@senseivayne401Сағат бұрын
@2:21 does anyone know that song
@IamBojan6 сағат бұрын
shit we talkin feet now?
@KingBLUCK23 минут бұрын
0:21 surely this champ isn't broken
@yllwma90527 сағат бұрын
!
@Playlats6 сағат бұрын
TREE DOWN!
@DylanLCutshall2 сағат бұрын
hands
@Skreppatada5 сағат бұрын
ppl that say "im the goat" or anything with that stuff are just really NOT the GOAT
@oceso7 сағат бұрын
3:55 best part which is real and true
@Mohammad-ik6op7 сағат бұрын
Synapse fell off
@linthitmyo89696 сағат бұрын
Off his chair
@LBPFrost6 сағат бұрын
Yeah I watch lol addict now
@talononeshotsu37255 сағат бұрын
League in general fell off
@iTube4U7 сағат бұрын
Cgurin
@43z247 сағат бұрын
Drift sion bug is controllable?
@LBPFrost6 сағат бұрын
Just a reminder Brazil 1 Midbeast 0
@zzoldd5 сағат бұрын
Nami masterclass*
@maras87484 сағат бұрын
ONE,(teemo voice), two, three, four
@letrongdat22024 сағат бұрын
I’m tired ….
@fuanfokkusu2 сағат бұрын
Imagine not being pinned for next eps
@yoyoyonah23412 сағат бұрын
toes
@anvario11414 сағат бұрын
0:41 "gays it's time to lock in"
@KaleBats-pj4ud5 сағат бұрын
Thank god Ive quit playing. The amount of virginity is too damn high. Streamers playing for 5+ years all day long, its just sad to be honest.
@hyakkimaru62457 сағат бұрын
Wtf is with these bot comments with the generic ass comments?
@kienleo62646 сағат бұрын
😮
@disfordivide6 сағат бұрын
2:11 I really am the goat 🤓
@KingValorox7 сағат бұрын
My mom said she doesn't love me
@Synapse17 сағат бұрын
same
@user-kk7fs7vv3g6 сағат бұрын
9:19 one!
@TO_ptik7 сағат бұрын
Already watch, delete it
@mateofernandez1053 сағат бұрын
deece
@kayleequincy18414 сағат бұрын
Miller Timothy Thompson Amy Anderson Thomas
@idkmate14517 сағат бұрын
Synapse ain't what it used to be :((
@kartoffelstein36276 сағат бұрын
fr who are these randoms
@StixerX7 сағат бұрын
Noice
@arzos26036 сағат бұрын
One 😊
@lafigigriantz67167 сағат бұрын
Hi Synapse
@Synapse17 сағат бұрын
Σ(๑+⌓ o。)シ
@JomaHaerinDaSilva6 сағат бұрын
one!
@nivrrtakr28917 сағат бұрын
Oh
@GiornoGiovanna-jb8ld7 сағат бұрын
two
@hyugo84908 сағат бұрын
last time i was this early queen elizabeth was still an heir to the throne.