Zero Degrees - Dirty Dan's Disaster - Episode 79

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[@cameronwallace8265]

I can't believe Dirty Dan went from the antagonist to the tragic protagonist.

[@ex3c_]

I thought 78 episodes of zero degrees would prepare me for this. I was wrong

[@Groovewonder2]

For question 2, you have to do SEVERAL rounds of douching, and to get all the water out, keep in mind the volume of water your butt can hold in its respective sections (descending colon, sigmoid colon, etc) so you don't trigger a release from deeper than you intend to go/need to prepare for, and not only do I suggest a rest period after douching to give trapped water a time to escape (possibly with a lie on the back for a minute), but you need to lean around to try to get it out through the question mark shape of the large intestine. Also, the toy isn't soiled. Throw it in the dishwasher (without detergent!!!) and it will be fine. The detergents will destroy the toy and isn't sterilizing. The heat of the water will suffice.

[@DirkVomEck]

Started listening to the podcast last month and finally caught up^^ Thanks for all the entertainment so far, can't wait for more guests!

[@6022]

18:29 I thought for a moment Ravs was going to say "You dug too greedily, and too deep."

[@HailHydra27]

YT marked this one as fully watched, it was trying to save me...

[@RubelliteFae]

I dunno if Lydia knows, but the rainy season is Japan is nothing like in the UK . Depending where you are, it's torrential monsoons. So, just be prepared. Edit: Also while there's great public transportation most places, Kyoto & Nara very much don't have that. There's busses, but honestly if you're going to be in Kyoto for more a day or two consider buying a cheap mama-chari bike ($60~90 when I was there, but that was somewhere between 2008-2012). It sounds strange, but you can just leave it unlocked at the train station bike parking and someone will take it after it's sat there a couple weeks (the only things I ever heard of people stealing in Japan were umbrellas & bikes because there's so many cheap abandoned ones lying around). Nara has bike rentals, but it's not a huge place (I recall the park being larger than the main non-residential area). I only rented one so I could visit the kofun mounds way out of town on the west side. Last thing I'll mention is while Tokyo, Kyoto, Osaka, Nara, & Hiroshima (not just the memorial, but Itsukushima Shrine) are popular touristy places, but honestly I have to give some lesser-known-to-foreigners shout outs. If you like a snowy winter the southern mountany parts of Niigata prefecture are amazing and there are several great ski-jou right on or shortly off the shinkansen line (one of the types of bullet trains). In Koide (Niigata) there's an "International Snowball Fight" with a super fun snowball fight tournament, amazing snow sculptures, trick snow bikes (? IDK, like dirtbikes, but snow), and other attractions. I have really fond memories of having a bunch of fun and getting tired then getting some nice hot Japanese dishes there, just sitting on a huge packed snow embankment chatting with friends. Regardless of what winter activities you do it's also sooooo satisfying to afterward go relax at an onsen. There are many in that area that are natural hotsprings rather than artificial facilities you get in big cities and just relaxing in the heat while outside with the snow falling around you in the evening is so beautiful. Some places are pretty popular, but it's not too hard to find ones where you are alone. If you go again in warm weather Nagoya is amazing! There's so much to so there, I'm sure a trips website can give better info than I can here.

[@Blitzkrieger17]

dafs gonna close that tab and be like "why was this open in 2 different tabs?" 🤣

[@rareoddish]

For question two; I know it's classic Yogscast, and I know I should never expect people to remember what they've read. But Dirty Dan does clearly say his then GF did all the ordering, and he was shocked at what you could buy (meaning SHE picked out this auto-cumming monstrosity). That said, I'd say the experience going the way it did was almost entirely her fault. Yes, he should have set up his boundaries, and yes he should have prepared better. But like, what the hell did she expect buying something like that for their first time? It's the equivalent of someone saying they'd be interested in trying cannabis for the first time, so the other person orders them a 100mg edible lmao

[@eDRoaCH]

So question 1: he was sitting, and then shifted. 100% he farted

[@RallenAV]

god i love this podcast, having me hold my laughter in at work while they talk about forbidden tunnel smells xD this episode also reminded me of the other one where the guy doesnt wash his rear in the shower

[@joshconfer209]

That's enough internet for me today....

[@Arzada]

I’d buy a prepaid visa, loaded with like 100k. Then you can use the card when ever because you’ve already done the spending weeks ago.

[@4.0.4error2]

I'd 100% take the money

[@vonwalrusberger]

The Cuttlefish of Cthulhu was the phallus of the late great Oderus Urungus, lead singer of the greatest band in this or any other universe, GWARRRRRRRRRR. Some time in the early 90s it was confiscated by the authorites in Charlotte, North Carolina as evidence of crimes of obscenity and they were banned from the entire state for a year. True story.

[@RallenAV]

strat for last question would be, 1st purchase will be done on the toilet and it will be the bulk supply of diapers, after that I am set.

[@Quasmokay]

NGL I was expecting much worse here

[@fresky5370]

I once went with a woman who had the worst stagnant BO from her lady parts.

[@yognitram671]

Gift the money to a friend to spend on whatever you want piss free

[@CoreyKaha]

This was not the episode to watch while eating dinner 🤢